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00:00Hey cutie, you need a hand with that?
00:26You don't need to finish college. Wouldn't it be better for you to stay home and be a trad wife?
00:35Yes, sis. If you don't marry some rich guy, how am I supposed to afford my lifestyle?
00:40But dad, mom left me money for college. I don't want to drop out. Please, I want to finish school.
00:46I'm just the stepmother. What do I know?
00:50Your mother? Well, why don't you go and ask your dead mother for some money? And we'll see if she gives you any.
00:59Oh, Clarice, darling. I raised you after your mom died. Shouldn't you be more grateful?
01:05Grateful? You spent all the money my mom left me and now you won't even let me finish school!
01:12How dare you say that? You are nothing without me. Now get the fuck out!
01:23Mom, don't worry. I'll find my way. I'll make you proud.
01:27Break for lunch, everyone!
01:29Ma'am, this amulet was discovered in outer space using quantum technology by scientists.
01:50This looks good. Just make sure it's ready for the city inspection.
01:53Yes, Mr. Wood.
01:55Sir, um, your grandmother's here.
01:59What is she doing on a construction site?
02:02Uh, she says she has to tell you that.
02:04If he does not get married this week, I'm gonna jump off his new mall and he will never see it open.
02:11God, not this again.
02:14It can cure all kinds of ailments, both physical and mental.
02:17Will it match me?
02:18Of course! Would you like one for only $9.99?
02:21Oh, here.
02:22Not only will it ensure marriage, but it will also-
02:24It will also what? Bring back the dead?
02:28I'm sorry, who are you? Mind your business, please.
02:31This is my grandmother you're scamming. Her business is my business.
02:36I'm not scamming anyone. This amulet is legit.
02:38Let's have the police check it out.
02:43I'm not selling anymore.
02:48He was just trying to scam you, ma'am. Don't fall for it.
02:51Thank you. You are such a sweet girl.
02:53Oh, you're so welcome.
02:55Oh, excuse me.
02:56Oh.
03:00Oh.
03:05I'll go get you some water.
03:11Grandma, what are you eating?
03:12What are you eating?
03:26Hey, scammer. You just don't know when to quit, huh?
03:34What? Your colleague failed so you're here to try again?
03:37Did you steal our gear so you could scam us workers?
03:40Do I look like a scammer or a thief to you?
03:43It's written all over your face.
03:45She's my grandma.
03:47If this is your grandma, then I'm your mom.
03:50Young lady.
03:52He is my grandson.
03:54Huh?
03:55How are you getting to stay?
03:56I'm your mom.
03:57I'm your mom.
03:58I'm your mom.
04:03Welcome to Shane's Pop-Up Store.
04:04Now that my grandson is here, I want to repay you by getting you some new, fresh clothes.
04:12Oh, um, no. No, no, no. You really don't need to buy anything. It's not a big deal.
04:18it's not a big deal. No, I'll be here. You are a beautiful
04:21for your age
04:23and this brand is so affordable. No, no, no, it's
04:27it was just a sandwich, really. No, I
04:29I'm so sorry, I have to take this.
04:34Grandma, I'll bet you she's the real scammer.
04:38Nonsense. She doesn't even know who I am.
04:41You're not exactly the modest type. I'll bet you she knows you're wealthy by the way you dress.
04:48Clarice, your tuition is overdue. If you don't pay
04:51by tomorrow, we'll have no choice but to have
04:53you expelled. Can I please have more time to
04:55Hello? Hello?
05:05Have you decided on what you want?
05:13Could you loan me some money instead?
05:18Could you loan me some money instead?
05:23Finally showing your true colors.
05:25Of course, sweetheart.
05:27Come on, I'll take care of this.
05:29Wait.
05:36How much do you want?
05:40Three thousand, please.
05:42I need to pay my tuition.
05:43Tuition? She's still a student?
05:46Wait, only three thousand dollars.
05:48What game is she playing?
05:50Maybe I should try to scare her off.
05:52All right.
05:53I'll lend you the money.
05:55But I'm going to need something in return.
05:58Marry me.
05:59Grandma's been pressuring me for a while now and you need the money.
06:02I need a wife.
06:03It's a win-win.
06:06Wait a second.
06:07Are you even old enough to get married?
06:09Your tuition is overdue.
06:10If you don't pay by tomorrow,
06:12we'll have no choice but to have you expelled.
06:15Ha.
06:15Got you, you little scammer.
06:19I'm 21.
06:21Fine.
06:21I'll marry you.
06:45I promise I'll pay you back.
06:47Don't worry about it.
06:48We're married now.
06:49Before I forget, Grandma insisted on buying you all the dresses.
06:55I really can't accept this on top of all your money.
06:58It's fine.
07:07Is that your car?
07:09It looks really expensive.
07:11Shit.
07:12I can't let her know I'm rich.
07:16Boss.
07:16No, it, I'm, I'm the driver.
07:22Boss.
07:23You really shouldn't be driving yourself.
07:26Please.
07:29Allow me.
07:31What?
07:35Yeah.
07:35I gotta go to work.
07:45I'll pick you up later.
07:47Text me.
07:52So he's working two jobs?
07:55He's such a hardworking man.
07:57Now I feel really bad taking money from him.
07:59She must regret marrying a poor chauffeur.
08:04Boss.
08:05Did you just get a wife?
08:08Only a name.
08:10I can't believe the most eligible and richest bachelor in the city just got married.
08:14But he's clearly not happy about it.
08:16I'm 21.
08:18Fine.
08:19I'll marry you.
08:20You better think this through.
08:22I'm pretty older than you.
08:23My family is complicated.
08:25And my income isn't all that great.
08:26I approve.
08:28You both have my blessing.
08:31Now he may be older.
08:33But he is able to take good care of you.
08:36And he's in really good health.
08:38And he's in great shape.
08:39And he makes enough money to keep you comfortable.
08:42Grandma.
08:43Hey!
08:44You offered first.
08:46And if you go back on your word, I am jumping off the building.
08:50You got that kid?
08:53Here.
08:54You mind.
08:56Buy me a cheap house.
08:58I'm moving in tonight.
08:59How cheap?
09:03Yes, boss.
09:03I'll figure it out.
09:09I'm already borrowing three grand.
09:12The least I can do is get Grandma Meredith a gift in return.
09:15Especially since Thanksgiving is coming up.
09:21Hi.
09:22Um, do you have any gift recommendations for my grandmother?
09:25My budget is around $30.
09:27Of course, ma'am.
09:28We have so many great options at that price point.
09:31How about this beautiful 12-piece glass wine set for only $24.99?
09:35My grandma loves these.
09:37Grace, have you lost your damn mind?
09:41When you sold yourself to an old man for just $3,000, now you're getting them more gifts?
09:46He's not that old.
09:47Besides, he's still really attractive.
09:50But no buts.
09:53And you know what?
09:53You should ask him to buy you an engagement ring.
09:56He's the man's sister.
09:57He should get you that ring.
09:58I totally agree with your friend.
10:00See?
10:00He agrees.
10:02Babe, you are a catch.
10:04And any man is lucky to marry you.
10:07You know what?
10:08That's it.
10:09He needs to buy your ring.
10:10If he's a real man, he'd do it.
10:12Olivia, give me back my phone.
10:14Nope.
10:15I'm going to text him for you.
10:17Honey, we need to talk about the ring.
10:27So now she wants a ring.
10:34What?
10:35What's wrong?
10:36My friend was just goofing around.
10:38It wasn't me.
10:39I don't want you to take that text seriously.
10:41She's young, but she's quite the actress.
10:45We're already here.
10:47What does it hurt to look?
10:48Everything is too expensive.
10:50We don't have the money.
10:52It doesn't cost anything to look, right?
10:54I knew it.
10:55Just here to waste my time.
10:57Please don't block the entrance if you're not going to buy anything.
11:00This isn't a place for poor people.
11:02Are you?
11:03Well, then you must be rich as hell.
11:07Since you work here every day.
11:10Excuse me?
11:11We're going to go take a look.
11:13Show us your diamond rings.
11:18Let's see how long they can keep up the act.
11:21Well, since you're so rich, I figured this piece would be perfect for you.
11:24It's only 60K.
11:2760K?
11:28Yeah.
11:28Oh.
11:29Oh, I'm sorry.
11:30Maybe that's too cheap for you.
11:32Why don't you have a look at this one, is there?
11:34This one is around 200K.
11:36Would you like to have a look?
11:38Careful.
11:39Well, if you're damaged a stone, you're going to have to pay for it.
11:42Show her the ring.
11:50What's wrong?
11:51Can't afford it?
11:53Thought you had money.
11:53We're not going to purchase anything that you've touched with your filthy hands.
11:57Excuse me, can you please help us instead?
11:59He's got the CEO vibe.
12:02He must have picked it up from being the CEO's driver.
12:04These lowlives sure know how to pretend to be rich.
12:09Sir?
12:11There's someone here crossing a scene because they can't afford anything.
12:15Who?
12:19Mr. Lloyd?
12:24This is Mr. Lloyd, owner of the mall.
12:26He's unable to attend today.
12:28But remember, if you ever meet him, treat him with the highest respect.
12:33Mr. Lloyd?
12:36We'll take it.
12:37Can you please wrap it up for us?
12:38Are you crazy?
12:40It's 200K.
12:41Are you trying to go bankrupt?
12:44Quickly now, wrap it up.
12:46Anything you'd like today is on the house.
12:50Austin.
12:51You can call me Austin.
12:52I didn't think you'd recognize me.
12:54It's been so long.
12:55Wait, you two know each other?
12:58He knows my boss, Colin.
13:00God, Colin comes here all the time.
13:02Is Mr. Lloyd trying to hide his identity?
13:10Yeah.
13:12Yes, that's correct.
13:14I'm sorry, but we can't take this ring.
13:18It's too expensive.
13:22You're actually our 100th customer today.
13:25We're doing a special promotion.
13:27You can get the ring for free.
13:28Congratulations.
13:36You can send the bill to Lloyd Enterprises.
13:40Sir?
13:43Since when did this little special promotion start?
13:47It started when you got fired.
13:49Sir, since when was I fired?
13:51Since now.
13:53Do you have any idea who that was?
13:56A nobody?
13:57That was Mr. Lloyd, the owner of this mall.
14:00And the richest person in L.A.
14:02What?
14:07What, you don't like it?
14:09It's way too expensive.
14:10It's only 200k.
14:12And by the way, you got it for free.
14:14Only 200k?
14:15Just because you drive the CEO's car doesn't mean you're the CEO.
14:19We got very lucky today.
14:21They say newlyweds tend to have good luck.
14:23Maybe we should buy a lottery ticket and see if we hit the jackpot.
14:26Are you sure this is your house?
14:47Yeah, of course it is.
14:48Colin is so unreliable.
14:50Oh, Grandma?
14:57How did you know to come here?
15:00Colin must have ratted me out to Grandma.
15:03Does your Grandma not know where you live?
15:08Grandma, you didn't tell me you were coming.
15:10Come in.
15:11Come in.
15:11I didn't mean to intrude on your alone time, but I just couldn't stay away.
15:17I'm fixing dinner.
15:19Come on, it's almost ready.
15:20What?
15:35You're not satisfied?
15:37No.
15:38This is perfect.
15:39It's like my dream house.
15:41This place must cost a lot.
15:43She thinks this is a nice house?
15:45Wait a minute. You're not some secret billionaire, are you?
15:51I'm just kidding, you old fart.
15:55Old fart?
15:56Oh, sorry. I meant honey.
15:59You didn't mean to rent such an expensive place to impress me.
16:06Right. You're right. This isn't our house, but I'm renting it from a very good friend.
16:15This is your boss's house, isn't it?
16:18Oh my god, it is. This is a massive favor. You'll be in his debt forever.
16:23I really don't need anything fancy.
16:26I'll find a time to look for a more suitable place and we can move out.
16:33Great grandbaby, come to mama.
16:37Kids, dinner's ready.
16:46Thank you, grandma. Dinner was delicious. I'm so full.
16:50Oh, good. Good. I am so glad.
16:53Now, Austin, you take Clarice to your room and I'll clean up.
16:58Oh, you cooked. I'll clean.
17:00No. This is your wedding night. So go on. Go to your room. Go.
17:15Is it hot in here or is it just me?
17:23No.
17:28No.
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