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00:00To journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
00:05This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson.
00:25Welcome to The Daily Show.
00:27I'm Josh Johnson.
00:28We've got so much to talk about tonight.
00:30Trump can't stop writing IOUs.
00:32Sean Hannity's diss track just dropped.
00:34And a new breakthrough will allow you to live forever if you're a mortgage.
00:38So, let's get into the headlines.
00:45We all know the economy isn't great right now.
00:48Rent is too expensive.
00:49Grocery prices are too high.
00:51People are fist-fighting Starbucks over bear cups.
00:53That one isn't really about the economy, but I just like watching middle-aged people fight
00:59over cups.
01:01That bear has turned Starbucks into Waffle House.
01:04The point is, it's rough out there.
01:08So, no wonder last week Democrats won a ton of elections by running on affordability.
01:13And that sent President Trump into a little bit of a tailspin.
01:17You know, they have this new word called affordability, and they don't talk about it enough.
01:21We are the ones that have done great on affordability.
01:24They've done horribly on affordability.
01:26Affordability, they call it, was a con job by the Democrats.
01:29We are the victors on affordability.
01:32I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less.
01:42Damn.
01:43That man just went through the five stages of affordability.
01:46And I get why he feels threatened, because normally he can just lie.
01:51But you're the president, and people know if they ate or not.
01:54It doesn't matter how many hats they buy or how many photos of him and Epstein they pretend
02:00they didn't see.
02:02You can hear your stomach growling when you're hungry.
02:05They're not going to be like, that must be an illegal immigrant in my stomach stirring
02:10up trouble.
02:11Get out of there, immigrant.
02:13Get out of there.
02:16But you know what?
02:17If Trump wants to focus on affordability right now, that's great.
02:20There's a lot of stuff that's too expensive.
02:22For example, houses.
02:24No one can afford a home.
02:25Everybody keeps waiting for him to show up on Prime Day, but it never happens.
02:31So maybe Trump could do something to bring down mortgages.
02:34The Trump administration moves forward with a plan to introduce 50-year mortgages.
02:44Or you can make them much longer, you know?
02:47Because you know where we'll all be in 50 years.
02:50Dead.
02:51You know what I mean?
02:52This seems like a bad idea.
02:54And if black people could get loans, I'd be worried.
02:57But hey.
02:59Hey.
03:00Maybe I'm just hating.
03:01All right?
03:02I mean, how much would a 50-year mortgage save people?
03:05Take a $400,000 loan at 6% interest.
03:08Under a 30-year mortgage, the monthly payment would be just shy of $2,400.
03:13Under a 50-year loan, it drops to just over $2,100.
03:16A savings of nearly $300 a month.
03:18Oh, boy.
03:20$300 a month?
03:27See?
03:27It's not a stupid idea.
03:29You know what?
03:30I'm going to apply for a 50-year mortgage right now.
03:35But over time, that savings is erased by a much larger interest bill.
03:39Because while the total interest on a 30-year loan would be about $463,000, the interest on
03:45a 50-year loan would total more than $860,000.
03:56Signed, Ronnie Chang.
03:58So you're saying that after interest, a $400,000 mortgage is going to cost me $1.3 million.
04:15That is the opposite of affordability.
04:17This man is creating generational debt.
04:22They're going to be fighting to get out of Grandma's will.
04:24Like, grandkids will be like, I barely knew her, all right?
04:32I wouldn't even hug her at Christmas because her skin was too loose.
04:38But look, forget mortgages.
04:41Because Trump's got other plans to make sure you afford whatever you want.
04:44You're going to be exhausted from affording.
04:47You're going to afford everywhere.
04:48President Trump now says he wants to send out $2,000 rebate checks paid for by his tariffs.
04:56One of the things we're going to do, we're going to issue a dividend to our middle-income
05:01people and lower-income people of about $2,000.
05:05Wait a second.
05:06Okay.
05:07Trump's making everybody pay tariffs, but only poor people are getting the $2,000 checks.
05:12So he's just redistributing taxes from rich people to poor people.
05:18Did...
05:19Did Donald Trump just stupid himself into socialism?
05:22I mean, I mean, you're doing a great job, Mr. President.
05:34Uh, we always believed.
05:37Everybody, shut up, all right?
05:44Don't say a word.
05:45Let this play out, and we'll have free health care by Christmas, all right?
05:51Nobody, nobody, nobody call him Mango Mamdani, all right?
06:02Great idea, Mr. President.
06:04Very capitalism.
06:07But, hey, you know what?
06:10$2,000 would help a lot of people.
06:11If the money's there, the money's there.
06:14If the president sent $2,000 checks to the $150 million people who make less than $100,000,
06:19it would cost $300 billion, even though the tariffs are only projected to raise about $217 annually.
06:27The money's not there.
06:28And now I'm starting to get worried because that's $83 billion short.
06:34And I'm not saying Trump is the worst president of all time.
06:37I'm just saying I've never met anyone who was $83 billion short.
06:43And by the way, he's only $83 billion short if he hasn't promised the tariff money to anybody else.
06:48We're going to take some of that tariff money that we made, we're going to give it to our farmers.
06:52The big thing we want to do is pay down debt.
06:55The president tapped into tariff revenue to keep WIC money for women and infants and children going out the door.
07:01Tariffs is one of the reasons why we have the money in the Treasury to actually be able to pay our troops.
07:06I think the tariffs will be enough to cut all of the income tax.
07:10Donald Trump's suggesting that tariffs could fund the country's child care needs.
07:14That'll easily pay for the Golden Dome.
07:16And we'll have a lot of money left over.
07:19Money left over?
07:21The money that never existed is already spent.
07:25And you're running around the country promising money you do not have to multiple people many times over.
07:31Every week I'm at this desk, I say this, and I guess I'll have to say this for three more years,
07:35but this is crackhead behavior.
07:47Please, for America's sake, you can't go down this path.
07:51This is going to end up with you behind the White House with China doing unspeakable things for money.
08:00Please reassure us when you are promising money to people, you have an idea where it's coming from.
08:05You put out a truth social post earlier today where you blasted the air traffic controllers who had not shown up for work
08:12and offered potentially a bonus of $10,000 for those who have worked despite the shutdown.
08:18I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus.
08:19Where's that money coming from?
08:21I don't know.
08:22I'll get it from someplace.
08:23Somebody please hide the dumpster behind the White House.
08:34For more on Trump's plan to give everyone $2,000, let's go live to the White House with our own Grace Kuhlenschmidt.
08:40Grace, you've been reporting on this story.
08:52Is this a serious plan?
08:54Absolutely not, Josh.
08:57A $2,000 tariff dividend is such a stupid plan, it's laughable.
09:02But I want $2,000 gone, I want it so f***ing bad.
09:11But you just said it's stupid.
09:14Oh, it's one of the dumbest things this dumb, dumb president has ever done.
09:18It's going to bankrupt the country and drive inflation through the roof.
09:23But on the other hand, mommy want that money, mommy want that money so bad.
09:28Grace, let me explain.
09:31You've already paid this money in tariffs.
09:34Right.
09:34I am aware.
09:36Consumers have been shouldering the costs of these tariffs.
09:39I'm not stupid.
09:40But I am American, so $2,000 please!
09:47No, come on.
09:48We've got to be better citizens than that.
09:49There are better ways to spend the money.
09:51Definitely.
09:53We could put it toward Medicare for all.
09:55Or paying down the debt.
09:57And there's one other program that slipped my mind.
10:02But maybe two G's might help refresh my memory.
10:08I'm not paying you the money.
10:10Then shut the f*** up and let Trump pay me!
10:15So that's it then.
10:16Americans are fine bankrupting the future for some money today.
10:19It's not just money, Josh.
10:21Oh my God.
10:22It's 2,000 monies.
10:24Forget Mabdani's free buses.
10:28With 2,000 monies, I could buy my own bus.
10:32You can't buy a bus with 2,000 monies.
10:34I mean, dollars.
10:36Why are you so hard for cash anyway?
10:38I'm really behind on my 50-year mortgage.
10:42Grace Cooch-Schmidt, everyone.
10:44When we come back, we check in on award season.
10:48So don't go away.
10:49Welcome back to The Daily Show.
11:09If you've been to the movie theater lately, which you haven't,
11:13you know that award season is officially upon us.
11:15So let's get all the latest award show news
11:18in another edition of Who Wanted Best.
11:20Welcome to Who Wanted Best,
11:32where we cover the only reason to do anything, awards.
11:36I'm Emmy Award winner Desi Lydic.
11:43And I'm a thin gay guy, Troy Iwata.
11:45You know, this past week was packed with award shows.
11:52And as you probably guessed, we have to start off
11:54by talking about the highly anticipated Bellator Awards.
11:58Oh, yes, of course, the Bellator Awards.
12:02Everybody knows what the Bellator Awards are.
12:05We don't even have to explain it.
12:06Nor should we.
12:07No.
12:08No.
12:09Let's talk about this year's keynote speaker,
12:11the glamorous, the debonair, the sex symbol of our time.
12:15Steve Bannon.
12:17I will tell you right now, as God is my witness,
12:22if we lose the midterms and we lose 2028,
12:26some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
12:36I told myself I wouldn't cry at the Bellator Awards again.
12:40Every year, like clockwork, here we are.
12:42Of course, like everyone,
12:45I watch the Bellator Awards for the fashion.
12:48Can we talk about Steve's fashion?
12:49Well, I think we have to.
12:51It's just incredible.
12:52He's wearing a shirt by Gucci,
12:55a coat by a dumpster,
12:56and then another shirt that's vintage 1942 Hugo Boss
13:02that we've been told not to ask questions about.
13:05Mmm, lock him up before some other woman does.
13:10But, of course, the Bellator Awards
13:12were just the appetizer to last week's main course,
13:16the Fox Nation Patriot Awards.
13:18Where those who win are declared the most patriotic Americans,
13:22and those who lose are never heard from again.
13:27So fun!
13:28It's so fun!
13:29It's so fun!
13:30It's so fun!
13:30It's fun!
13:31It's fun!
13:32It's fun!
13:33It's fun!
13:33And returning as the host with the most head circumference,
13:38Sean Hannity.
13:40Let's see that charismatic Melon in action.
13:52Wow!
13:53The crowd is loving it!
13:57The vocal commitment, the stage presence.
14:00The fine motor skills.
14:01Right?
14:01I mean, how does he do it?
14:04I just want more.
14:06Please tell me it goes on for an excruciatingly long time.
14:10Start spreading the news.
14:13I'm leaving today.
14:17No longer want to be a part of it.
14:23High tax New York.
14:27These Kami Mandani blues.
14:31Are longing to leave.
14:35Right to the very heart of it.
14:40Bye bye New York.
14:48It was the perfect song with definitely the correct amount of syllables.
14:53It was so good.
14:55It was so good I could die now.
14:57I want to die now.
14:58I might kill myself.
15:01But Sean Hannity wasn't the only megawatt celebrity to grace this stage.
15:05The show was full of stars.
15:08Wait till you hear it.
15:08The lineup is sick.
15:10It's great.
15:11It's fun.
15:11It's going to be amazing.
15:12Just hanging out with Jason Aldean backstage.
15:15Give it up Jason Aldean.
15:21By the way, Jason Aldean is going to be back on this stage.
15:25We have a special treat for you because Jason is coming back out.
15:31All right.
15:31Ready for more star power?
15:33Back.
15:34I love Jason Aldean.
15:37No way!
15:39They got Jason Aldean five times?
15:44I mean, how can you say no to performing at the Fox News Patriot Awards?
15:48It's an opportunity to be heard by millions of people who are no longer on speaking terms with their children.
15:53You know, but it wasn't just glitz and glam.
15:57Hannity also gave us a classic heartfelt awards show moment.
16:01I doubt there's a person in this room right now that would have ever bet 30 years ago that this thing,
16:11not only that Ainsley Earhart would date the other thing,
16:17but she will be my wife.
16:21I love you, sweetheart.
16:28Who is it?
16:30What?
16:32Mike Waltz is here?
16:34Mike, stand up.
16:35Good to see you, buddy.
16:39Oh, my God.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhart and I guess Mike Waltz are going to be together forever.
16:46If those three bottoms can't make it work, no one can.
16:52No one.
16:54But of course, of course, all this was just a lead up to the big prize of the night, the Patriot of the Year.
17:00Oh, who's it going to be?
17:02Who's it going to be?
17:03No, don't tell me.
17:04Don't tell me.
17:05I want to be surprised.
17:06Okay, tell me.
17:07No, don't tell me.
17:07I want to find out like everyone else.
17:09Roll the clip, Manny.
17:11Join me in welcoming Fox Nation's Patriot of the Year, the First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump.
17:22Wow.
17:33Wow.
17:33Melania won just a year after her husband won the exact same award?
17:39What are the chances?
17:40What?
17:41What?
17:41That is so crazy.
17:43What are the things?
17:43But no, you never know.
17:46It's official.
17:47They are awards royalty.
17:49The Trumps are now up there with the Coppolas, some of the Culkins, and the Jillens Hall.
17:56And Melania wasted no time doing the most patriotic thing she could do, plugging her movie.
18:02The silver screen and I have been in deep conversation lately.
18:07You may have heard the news.
18:10I produced a new film with Amazon MGM named Melania,
18:15capturing my life, my business, my philanthropy, fostering the future, building my East Wing team,
18:23and of course, caring for my family.
18:26Oh!
18:28It was the perfect speech with definitely the correct amount of syllables.
18:33And by the way, such a classy move to shout out her East Wing team
18:39after they were all buried alive during the demolition.
18:43R.I.P.
18:44R.I.P.
18:46So fun!
18:47It's so fun!
18:48It's so fun!
18:49We have so much fun!
18:51It's fun!
18:51That's your award show, Rambach!
18:53I mean, I can't wait until next year.
18:55I hear they're trying to get Jason Aldean.
18:58Oh!
18:59Do you think he'll be available?
19:01I don't know.
19:01Is there anything in this cup?
19:03Nope!
19:03Cheers!
19:03Cheers!
19:09Thank you, Desi and Troy.
19:10When we come back, Rob Wiggle will be joining me on the show.
19:13Don't go away.
19:14welcome back to the daily show my guest tonight was not only an actor and comedian he's a former
19:31daily show correspondent and a u.s marine corps veteran his new memoirs called grit spit and never
19:38quit a marine's guide to comedy and life please welcome back rob workle
19:42thank you you guys have made some seriously awesome upgrades to this place
20:05oh yeah yeah what's it like to be back it's awesome yeah uh really this place looks amazing
20:12uh compared to the dump it was back in the day uh but that one little kitchenette area is still
20:19the same yeah i didn't notice that which i kind of appreciate it'll never change it'll never change
20:23that old crusty coffee pot so yeah that was nice it was crusty when you were it was good
20:28no thank you so much for joining me thank you so much for coming i've been watching you
20:34for so long i actually without knowing it i went on like a rob wriggle marathon i had watched
20:41stepbrothers the hangover and just lots of episodes of martin family and it i i felt wild because i was
20:49like man is something going on in my life where the same person is in everything like
20:55yeah i think you could write a thesis on that i think someone did write a thesis on like
21:00michael cain you know yet at any given time you can catch a michael cain film
21:05oh you're blowing my mind yeah exactly we're about to get matrix level weird yeah oh so you have this
21:13book and you are not only uh you know a veteran of the daily show but marine corps veteran and
21:20everything i'm i'm curious what is it like to do comedy and be in the military because in just my
21:28experience really just speaking for myself most comedians are cowards
21:32yeah uh you know people do ask that question or a form of that question a lot which is
21:40you know the military and comedy how does that you know how does that jive it doesn't
21:45they're two totally separate lanes uh but um i do think that there is some crossover
21:50uh as far as like the intangibles go you know the mindset you know working in comedy and and a life
21:57in the arts you're going to be rejected you're going to hear the word no you're going to be knocked
22:01down you're going to be told you're no good you're going to run into obstacles non-stop
22:05um it's a hard life there's no money that's very similar to the marine corps
22:09yeah so so um yeah there's a lot of parallels in that regard but i do think uh the marines did give
22:17me certain things like the mind the proper mindset the right mindset that uh you just don't quit
22:23make that make that decision before you start and chances are good things will happen yeah no that
22:29makes sense because it feels like in the marines you would get the sort of literal version of
22:34everything comedy gives you as a metaphor like when i get knocked down someone didn't laugh i didn't
22:39actually get hit right like that that is that is is wild because even in your your story like
22:47your personal story in the book it's like at 24 you decide you were going to do comedy and so you
22:53made it work with the military but at the same time you wanted to be on snl and and you had like
22:59set this goal to be on snl and then you did it like at like the 10 year mark or something right
23:04yeah yeah it was well i was i was in flight school um and i'll try to give you the reader
23:09digest version of this story because it's long but uh matter of fact it's right here in this book
23:13everybody
23:13just shameless shameless plug it's convenient to have it right here it is very nice to have it
23:25it's so good uh no i i was in the uh again reader's digest version i was in the marine corps i was flying
23:30planes down in corpus christi texas i had a friend of mine who was up in chicago doing improv and he
23:36said wriggle this is what we did in college only it has a name it's called improv and i think you're
23:40good at it i think you're better than some of the people up here well that's exactly what i needed
23:44to hear at that moment because flight school was fine but i wasn't loving it it was just fine
23:48um and once i pinned those wings on i was in for 10 years i was locked in i then i figured out oh my
23:54god i'll probably do 20 at that point why would i get out at such a so all of a sudden i was like
23:58that's happening you know well i sat down and had my quarter life crisis as they call it and i said
24:05what do i really really want to do with my life and i said i think i want to be a comedian now mind you
24:09i had never done anything comedically i know no one in the business i'd never been on stage and
24:14never really done anything but i just had this this burning desire to do it so i quit flight school
24:20became uh went to the ground side on the marines um which allowed me to you know fulfill my contract
24:26uh with the marines and then move to chicago and i ended up getting to new york taking classes um
24:33uh working seven years grinding uh at every place around town any place i could get stage time
24:39studying with the ucb all these things ended up deploying going to uh kosovo ended up going to
24:45afghanistan working on 9-11 down in the rebel piles ended up doing a bunch of things and sure enough
24:5010 years almost to the day that i wrote down in the book the this book i was reading at the time i
24:56wrote down in the book if i quit flight school i'm going to do what number one get on snl almost
25:0210 years to the day that i wrote that i got a call from lauren michaels asking me to join snl so
25:07it happens yeah that's incredible yeah that's like like that's truly truly remarkable because
25:16plenty of people have like plans ideas for what they want to want to do they might even write them
25:21down and then 10 years later they're like that's where i left that piece of paper you know i mean
25:26like you yeah you made it happen and and you in the book you talk about how there's like this sort of
25:32like inner drill sergeant that gets you to do the things that you don't want to do how do you
25:37how do you without getting yelled at manage to create that drill sergeant for yourself
25:45well i think everybody needs a drill sergeant uh in their life of some form a coach you can call
25:52whatever you want to call it and if you're lucky enough to have someone in your life external to
25:56you to remind you hey get up go work out go uh go read that book pick up the phone and call that
26:02person you're avoiding because you don't think it's the right time or that uh you know somebody if
26:08somebody's pushing you you have a chance of doing it for the most of us we just don't have anybody
26:12pushing us and you never will that's what most people don't realize you're never going to be
26:16pushing you have to be your own drill instructor you have to be so i've had many conversations with
26:21myself and i learned that voice came out and it came out in the form of a drill instructor because
26:26if i was being honest with myself i was being lazy i was being i was afraid these are the reasons that i
26:32didn't do the things that i know i should be doing and so it took a drill instructor uh tone to get me
26:41off my butt to go do what i needed to do and i i remember i was on 31st and 7th i had just taught
26:47an improv class and i knew there was uh i was going to be invited to audition for snl and i needed to
26:54develop these characters for my audition but i was exhausted i had been up i i had done uh pt physical
27:00training with the marines that morning since 5 a.m so you know it was nine o'clock ten o'clock at night
27:05i was tired i just wanted to go home and have a burrito and go to bed
27:07and i had to stand on the corner of 31st and 7th screaming at myself out loud so i'm not uncommon
27:15in new york by the way and i stood there and i argued with myself and i was like go go down to
27:21the ucb it's open mic you do sign up for five minutes and just work out a character i don't
27:25have anything to do i don't even have a character i don't care go make one up i'm having an argument
27:30with myself right this is what you do improvise a character just come up with i don't even care what
27:34you do so i lost the argument with my drill instructor and i went down i didn't go home
27:39i went down to the ucb and i created two characters that night that i ended up using in my audition
27:44and then i ended up getting the thing but i i could easily i can make excuses all day i'm very good at
27:51it um i could have easily gone home i could have said i'll start tomorrow i'm tired
27:55ah let's call it a day but sometimes you got to kick your own butt
27:59no that makes a lot of sense
28:01and to me it's also just such a phenomenal outlook because now when i'm on the subway i'll be like
28:13maybe that's just his inner drill instructor coming out
28:16right yeah right you might you might look at folks a little different i'll move with less fear
28:22you know what i mean exactly so do you do you find that these sort of lessons that you took away
28:29from um the the military and you know you were doing comedy while you were still serving and
28:35everything but like do you think that the the overlap is is like incredibly strong or do you think it was
28:42just strong because of your approach to comedy and your personality with regard to me being in the
28:48marines and and yeah yeah because because the way that you marry these parallels together in the
28:53book is really interesting and they're ways i've never thought about it i've been doing comedy for
28:57a while like you know we even have um a bit of a a similar track except mine included no military
29:04but i sort of you know started comedy in chicago moved to new york all that stuff and
29:11and did some improv classes and everything and and yeah i guess i there's there's something about
29:17your approach in the book that seems so like personal even though you're applying it in this
29:22in this broad way yeah i think there's well going back to uh you know uh i think there's a lot of
29:27intangibles i think the you know the it's a mindset thing i think if you choose a life in the arts
29:34it's going to be an uphill battle and you're you're you're never going to feel quite satisfied and
29:40you're always going to be self-judging and you you really it requires a lot of um uh mental maybe or
29:49emotional fortitude because you're going to you're going to just run into walls and obstacles non-stop
29:55and you have to really believe in what you're doing you have to love what you're doing to overcome
29:59those things because it'd be the the temptation to quit is way too easy way too easy um and yeah and
30:07then you if you get that mindset and you you put a little if you if you put the right uh uh ingredients
30:12in i think good things will come um there is no secret to success it's not a secret it's it's what
30:19you would expect it just kind of sucks it's it's hard work it's discipline it's consistency it's getting
30:25back up when you get knocked down it's not taking no for an answer it's just continue to grind continue
30:31to seek every opportunity you can continue to grow find ways to grow don't let people define you you
30:37define all the cliches that are out there they didn't just fall from the sky they they they appeared
30:42because of this has been tried and true year in and out year after year after year for millennia so
30:48yeah yeah that makes sense and then do you i guess your transition fully to sort of civilian life
30:56from being in the military and and everything you said was um an easier thing for you because you
31:03had lanes that you like kept things in like you had sort of mindsets for when you were in one thing
31:08and the other do you have advice for veterans who are having trouble with that like adjustment back to
31:13civilian life yeah you know i do work with a lot of veterans organizations and one of the the problems
31:20we're seeing with a lot of our afghan and iraq veterans um you know we have a suicide problem
31:25uh with with a lot of our veterans uh it's because they isolate themselves they they they they uh refuse to
31:34reach out and it's a it's i don't know how you want to classify it but it's not it's not uncommon really
31:41among first responders or veterans or any anybody really it's it's hard to put your hand in the air
31:46and say i need help um but that's the that's the one thing you you should do and you need to do
31:52because when you isolate you start a path downhill and it becomes very very hard so uh if there are
32:00veterans out there that are you know transitioning back to civilian life or whatever and and looking
32:04for you know don't isolate there's all kinds of amazing uh organizations out there to help you
32:10um you've got a great set of skills that you learned in the military just bring them forward
32:16because they they will apply even if it's not a direct application just trust that you know if
32:22you've got the fortitude that you learned in the military it'll carry over into civilian life too
32:28i um i i ask everyone that i interview you know when we start to wrap up the interview if we could
32:34do it in a way that is a little bit special just you and i right and i i noticed you know from when
32:40i saw you backstage and when you came out that you know you're you're a big guy you're you're like a
32:44strong guy and everything i actually asked them to make sure your seat was a little lower so we'd be
32:49more level i mean um and so you know you're you're you're you're too big to arm wrestle i got to bring
32:56you down to my level but i do text a lot so what about a thumb wrestle does that yeah okay okay all right
33:04oh your hands are huge
33:14okay all right now do you do the whole count off uh we can do the count off okay all right you ready
33:18uh one two three four i announced a thumb war
33:24all right is that how you and then i go like oh i thought it was going to be the like five six seven
33:28eight thing but we are good you're going to use that oh oh not uh okay oh oh ha ha
33:40no no no
33:45brit spit and never quit is available now rod wriggle
33:51we're going to take a quick break but we'll be right back after this
33:58that's our show for tonight now here it is your moment of zen
34:14it was a fun moment when donald trump turned to his assistant and said go get me my phone
34:19it was a fun moment when donald trump turned to his assistant and said go get me my phone
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