00:00I would look at these and be like,
00:01oh, I see budget was low on set today.
00:05Hi, I'm Quinlan Blackwell, and I'm
00:07playing Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
00:11I have very expensive taste.
00:13I'm kind of ashamed of it sometimes,
00:15because my friends are like, girl, get a grip.
00:17I think I'm going to do incredible,
00:19because I am the connoisseur of connoisseurs.
00:22Here we go.
00:23Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, da, ba, da, da, da, da, da.
00:28Here we have hot sauce.
00:30I got hot sauce in my bag, literally.
00:32I have hot sauce in my bag, actually, the Aardmark one.
00:34Let me use my senses to really break this down.
00:40Vinegar.
00:42Color is giving Red 40 Ultra.
00:45And then we've got this darker.
00:48I feel like that's a bit more rich.
00:50Oh, oh girl, I know this one.
00:54This is like Cholula vibes, okay.
00:57So let me try the one that I know is.
01:00This is Elote hot sauce, like this is cheap.
01:03I'm good.
01:10Hot sauce is hot.
01:12Now let's try the expensive one.
01:16And sometimes expensive stuff I feel like is OD'd
01:19because why'd y'all have to add a sweetness?
01:21This is the more expensive hot sauce.
01:29I'm a genius.
01:37These are Dutch ovens.
01:38I've cooked a plenty in my time.
01:41Let me feel, ooh!
01:44Y'all feel how heavy that was?
01:45Y'all see how heavy that one was?
01:47Look, watch my arm, watch my muscle.
01:48Ooh, you see how it engaged?
01:50This is Pilates.
01:51This one, oh, hold on.
01:56Uh-uh, this is, ooh, somebody need to get sued.
01:59They cop in.
02:04I feel like this pink took a bit more time to do
02:07because it has an ombre effect.
02:09This pink, they just dipped this and said,
02:13let's get on with our day.
02:19Yeah, well, one is significantly different in quart size.
02:26This one's more expensive.
02:34This is a setup.
02:35I hate that I didn't get these.
02:38I feel like a loser.
02:47Bag charms.
02:48Oh, Stitch bag charms.
02:50My favorite cartoon ever was Lulul and Stitch.
02:53I had a pit bull named Stitch.
02:54I had a French bull named Stitch.
02:55I had a French bull named Stitch.
02:56I had a parrot named Stitch.
02:57I had a French bulldog named Stitch.
02:58I had a parrot named Stitch.
02:59This is using more material.
03:01These rhinestones are more sparkly, but sometimes more sparkly, meaning more cheap.
03:07These gems look better.
03:09Some are matte.
03:10Some are sparkly.
03:11Some are sparkly.
03:12The enamel looks better on this.
03:15Y'all, I have a shopping addiction.
03:18So I'm going to say this is the cheaper one and this is the more expensive one.
03:26I'm rebuilding trust in myself.
03:28We're doing leather shorts next.
03:35Hmm.
03:36Let's see which one feel like plastic and which one feel like it was grown on an animal.
03:40Their life.
03:41This is pleather.
03:43Plastic leather.
03:44Or they try to do...
03:45It's a rebrand.
03:46They tried to rebrand pleather.
03:48These are the Don Julio Boutastic.
03:52This is the more expensive one.
03:54If I'm wrong, we'll leave.
03:59This dress is mine.
04:01This jewels is mine.
04:02This hair is mine.
04:03I like nice things, yo.
04:04I will buy these.
04:05I will look at these and be like, oh, I see budget was low on set today.
04:17Okay, digital cameras.
04:19This is...
04:20I don't like...
04:21Oh.
04:22These both look cheap.
04:24And usually you can tell by weight, but these are both made with...
04:27shillings, it feels like.
04:30I'm going to hate if I'm wrong.
04:32I'm gonna look at the lens.
04:33There's a cover on the lens.
04:35This, they just threw that together.
04:37But then I'm like, these buttons is more fun.
04:39But this is heavier.
04:40This is the more expensive one.
04:42How much do you think that went?
04:47$70.
04:48They're scamming.
04:49We have rotisserie chicken.
04:50I have rotisserie chicken on my rider.
04:51For those of you that don't know what a rider is, it's like when you go on a set, they're like, what food would you eat?
05:06And I always say rotisserie chicken because you can't ever go wrong with one.
05:10Okay, so they both got their necks sticking out.
05:12Let me look through her.
05:14Ooh.
05:15She just had a hard, cold life.
05:18I would say because this has the seasoning in it, for real, it's giving...
05:25Somebody said, put the seasoning in, love the chicken.
05:29This is very hard.
05:30Okay.
05:31Crisp test on the soggy chicken.
05:35Hmm.
05:36This one's a bit more crispy, which means they probably use some seed oil or something.
05:39Maybe.
05:40I don't know.
05:41I don't know.
05:42I'm going to eat it.
05:43It's going to taste like chicken.
05:48It tastes like cold chicken.
05:52And then this one.
05:55Girl, this got the herb bundle.
05:58I hated that.
05:59I hated that.
06:00I hated that.
06:01I hated that.
06:02I hated that.
06:03I hated that.
06:04I hated that.
06:05I felt like a warm parasite pressing my bottom lip.
06:08This is the more expensive chicken.
06:12Ah!
06:21Dates.
06:22I used to date a man.
06:23I like dates.
06:24I hate him.
06:25From my time in the insane asylum that I was dating that man, I didn't know which ones
06:29are the more expensive ones.
06:32It smelled like straight nothing.
06:35I thought I lost my ability to smell.
06:38Maybe if I open it up.
06:40See that grease in there?
06:41That's that good.
06:42I'm taking up this one.
06:44This one just feels just weak.
06:46Okay.
06:47I'll eat it.
06:51I never had no date like this.
06:53It has a crunch.
06:54Okay.
06:55These are more expensive dates.
06:59I'll eat it, babe.
07:02Ha!
07:10What is this?
07:11Grills?
07:13This is a fit to size grill.
07:16Let's see.
07:17I'm gonna try to bend the metal.
07:19Bend with the E's.
07:20Bend with the E's, but this one was a bit harder to bend.
07:25I love gold and diamonds.
07:28If I had seen this gold out, I would call it gold police.
07:31I'd say, y'all, you need to shut this down ASAP.
07:33I'm gonna say this grill is the more expensive one.
07:40Hey!
07:42Mwah!
07:44Okay.
07:45Fine.
07:46I'm human.
07:47I got a seven out of eight.
07:48I did really good.
07:49I feel like I really prioritize the quality of the things that I'm spending my life on.
07:54So that's why I do these things.
07:56I pay attention.
07:57I'm not just funny clown.
07:58I'm intentional funny clown.
08:00Thank you for watching and be sure to check out my Cosmo quiz.
08:24Bye.
08:25Bye.
08:26Bye.
08:27Bye.
08:28Bye.
08:29Bye.
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