00:00Identical.
00:01They taste exactly the same, if I'm being honest.
00:04They taste good though, girl.
00:05Hey everyone, I'm Drew Offalwallow
00:07and I'm going to be playing Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
00:12I'm a Virgo, so inherently I need to be good at everything.
00:16So I'm hopeful that I will ace it.
00:18If not, I'm a liar.
00:25We have two hand fans.
00:27I am a sweaty girl at heart.
00:29So I do know quite a bit about hand fans.
00:32First impressions.
00:33This one's a little heavier.
00:34It's got a little fancy schmancy LED thing on it.
00:38Okay.
00:39Interesting.
00:40This feels really nice, cause I'm already sweating.
00:43This one I think is still pricey for a hand fan.
00:45It's probably more expensive than any of the ones I own.
00:48This one's standard though.
00:49See what I mean?
00:50Like as long as it cools you down, that's all that matters.
00:52This one's less expensive.
00:55Damn.
00:56She said, eh, wrong.
00:58First of all.
01:05I'm a big bracelets girl.
01:07They cost like $3 and they're disintegrating off my wrist.
01:10Don't care.
01:11They're going to be in every single thing I do.
01:13Okay.
01:13How do we do this?
01:14Okay, okay.
01:17Interesting.
01:19Interesting.
01:19Ooh, this one's heavy.
01:21This one's heavy.
01:21This one's heavy.
01:22This one's heavy.
01:23Ooh, this one's heavy.
01:27This one feels almost too obvious.
01:29Now I feel like I should second guess a little bit.
01:35I'm going to say this heavy one is more expensive.
01:39It just feels more durable than the other one.
01:41Oh, but this one has little gemstones on it.
01:47This one's so flimsy though.
01:50Okay, I'm going to pick this one.
01:51More expensive.
01:52No, wait, wait, wait.
01:53Hold on.
01:54Hold on.
01:55I'm like, give me the answers.
01:57Cosmo.
01:58Mr. Cosmo, if you're there.
01:59Mr. Cosmo, if you're there, please give me the answer.
02:02Okay, I'll go with this one.
02:03This one's more expensive.
02:08Damn it.
02:09I was onto it.
02:16I'm already sweating.
02:17So I'm just going to take her for a spin.
02:20Okay, let's see.
02:23Yeah.
02:25I think I know that smell.
02:27I think, I think, I think.
02:29Please don't take my word for it.
02:30I've gotten literally every single one wrong.
02:32I'm so sorry.
02:33Ooh, this got a little.
02:35Okay.
02:41Okay, that has a, ooh.
02:43That has like a smell smell.
02:44Okay.
02:45Ooh, I have to like digest that a little bit.
02:47Okay.
02:48That really like jarred me.
02:50I like forgot what I was going to say.
02:51The smell is so strong in this one,
02:54but this one's glass and heavy.
02:55I'm going to pick this one.
02:57Expensive.
02:57This one's more expensive.
03:01Finally.
03:02Yes.
03:03I got one guys.
03:04One on the board.
03:05We're coming from behind.
03:06All right.
03:07We love an underdog.
03:08We love that about me.
03:15Lipstick.
03:16Yeah.
03:17A lipstick.
03:18I love a nude.
03:19I love a nude.
03:20Okay.
03:21On my Kylie Jenner shit.
03:23She's be like, ah.
03:24I love that color by the way.
03:25It's one that's not too mattifying or drying
03:29because I, again, talk for a living
03:32and I'm annoying for a living.
03:33So me talking all the time,
03:34if they're dry as hell,
03:35like I hate when your lipstick like cracks like that
03:38and peels off like drywall.
03:40Yuck.
03:41Hate that.
03:42Ooh.
03:44Okay.
03:45Period.
03:46Fancy schmancy.
03:48Wow.
03:49Those colors are like damn near identical.
03:50Okay.
03:54It has this little pushy applicator.
03:57Comes out cute.
03:59But this one is more angular.
04:02Hold on.
04:03Let me try it again.
04:04This is me actively pretending
04:05like I know anything about makeup.
04:06It's very creamy.
04:08Very smooth.
04:09Very.
04:10Okay.
04:13This one's just got a fancier case,
04:15but that doesn't mean anything.
04:17Do you ever like roll these up
04:18and you just want to go.
04:20Thoughts?
04:21Sometimes.
04:22Kind of want to do it.
04:23I can still taste that face spray.
04:24I'm not kidding.
04:25It's in my throat.
04:26It's on my uvula right now.
04:28That's upsetting.
04:30Sorry, guys.
04:32I think this feels very like,
04:35this is not tea or shade,
04:36but this feels very like more drugstore,
04:38which is typically cheaper.
04:39And this feels more expensive.
04:42I'm going to say this one's more expensive.
04:47Damn it.
04:51We have two different pasta sauces
04:53and they gave me some little breads
04:55to dip and enjoy.
04:57And I shall and I will.
04:59So I'm going to try this one on the left first.
05:01Ah.
05:03Hmm.
05:05There's a lot of spices in it.
05:07That's good.
05:08That's yummy.
05:09But that's what I'm saying.
05:11I like all red sauce,
05:12so this one I'm for sure probably going to get wrong,
05:14but that's okay.
05:15This one seems a lot thinner.
05:18More oily.
05:20More oily.
05:21Okay, here we go.
05:26I don't really love that one.
05:28There's a lot of oil in that.
05:30My heart's calling to this one,
05:32which makes me think this one's more expensive.
05:35Because I love a cheap sauce
05:38and my palate is especially cheap.
05:40My palate is so cheap, it's not even funny.
05:43Hmm.
05:44This one's expensive.
05:45This one is not.
05:50Yes!
05:50Yeah!
05:51That's two, mind you.
05:59Okay, period.
06:00I do love a good Shampers, if you will.
06:04Okay.
06:05I'm smelling it like I, again,
06:07like I can tell the difference.
06:08I can't.
06:09Hmm.
06:11I'm like, this one's darker.
06:12That doesn't mean anything.
06:14It's not giving me any hints.
06:15Okay, I'm gonna try it.
06:20That one's not too bad.
06:20That's not too dry.
06:21I feel like most,
06:23any sort of rosé champagne, anything like that,
06:25they're really dry.
06:26The drier they are,
06:27the more expensive they are, in my experience.
06:32Hmm.
06:32They taste exactly the same, if I'm being honest.
06:35This one feels a lot, like, drier.
06:39You know, like, put some hair on your chest kind of deal.
06:43It's like when they taste better, they're cheaper.
06:47But, like, really expensive champagnes are so dry.
06:50They, like, make my cheek suck in.
06:54Yeah, this one's a lot sweeter, I feel like.
06:57It's less, like, kind of feeling, you know?
07:01Nobody knows why I'm talking.
07:02I'm literally actively getting drunk.
07:04Okay.
07:05Hmm.
07:07This one's the more expensive one
07:08because it's harder to drink.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Yeah.
07:15And I was right.
07:16My tastes are not expensive at all.
07:17I'm gonna take another drink.
07:20♪ Ba, ba, ba, da, ba ♪
07:22♪ Ba, ba, da, da, da ♪
07:25A little tipsy, probably should've done Champer's last.
07:28Okay, we have two journals,
07:29I'm assuming because I'm an author,
07:31a now published author.
07:33They do love a good journal.
07:34I actually have quite a few journals.
07:35Leather bound book.
07:37Love that.
07:37Got a little spine on it.
07:39Cushiony.
07:41And it's got that, like, fancy gold trim, you know?
07:44This is one of those journals that you're like,
07:46I'm gonna keep a journal, I'm gonna keep a mindful journal
07:48and it just stays in your drawer for the rest of time.
07:50It collects dust.
07:51That's what this is giving me.
07:53Love the color.
07:55Okay, this one.
07:56Oh, how cute, it has a little key.
07:59Okay, well I can't really open her,
08:01but this is like that card stock kind of page.
08:03Oh, but wide-ruled.
08:06Points stocked from the board.
08:07Don't like a wide-ruled page.
08:09But it has this lock.
08:10I feel like that would be more expensive.
08:12Hmm, I think this one's more expensive
08:15and this one is cheaper.
08:19Damn, finished on a loss.
08:22Sorry guys, bummer.
08:25At least I got the food and the alcohol correct.
08:28Thank you so much for watching my expensive taste test
08:30with my faves at Cosmo.
08:32Don't forget my book, Loud,
08:35except nothing less than the life you deserve is out.
08:38Make sure you go get it.
08:39Love you Cosmo, bye.
08:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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