00:00I think I'm gaslighting myself, I don't know.
00:03I'm having trust issues.
00:04Hi, I'm Jessi Merck,
00:05and today I'm doing an expensive taste test with Cosmo.
00:13I don't know, probably not actually, I don't think so.
00:22We got two cowboy boots.
00:24I feel like I would think these are more expensive
00:26off of looks.
00:28The sole feels like kind of almost cardboardy,
00:31which is interesting.
00:32I hope these aren't the expensive ones.
00:34Um...
00:36What about the sole on those?
00:39It's a little better than these.
00:45I don't know, wow, this is really hard.
00:47My thoughts are,
00:48I don't think either of them are very expensive.
00:50They look like they can maybe be Steve Madden.
00:53I think they're so expensive.
00:54I don't know, I don't know.
00:55I don't know.
00:55I don't know.
00:56The zipper doesn't feel...
00:57The zipper doesn't feel...
00:59I don't know.
01:00this is terrible okay i think these are more expensive
01:07they gotta get some better souls going bruh
01:14we got two earrings here i feel like this should be the easiest one i mean they both look good
01:27let me get another one the clasps were actually pretty identical these have numbers on them so
01:32i'm wondering if that means something i'm gonna say these are more expensive these guys
01:38ah yeah
01:42we got two iced coffees okay
01:57they taste identical this one tastes more bland and this one tastes more like
02:04it's got a little more hints of stuff in it
02:10oh okay i think this one's more expensive because this one tastes like one that i have in my fridge
02:20i mean they're definitely plastic but they have more like girth they're like heavier
02:37they're like they feel more prominent these ones don't feel cheap
02:41oh my god okay no not too fast this one just feels a lot lighter and i noticed that the logo is not
02:50visible and i feel like for fancy sunglasses they always want to show their logo
02:54i could be wrong but i'm gonna go with it yeah these are more expensive
02:59yeah
03:03we got two perfume it looks like i'm a big perfume person i like to smell good
03:14this feels like a nice bottle
03:15it smells really really good actually it's like sweet a little floral maybe
03:22okay
03:25that's actually really hard the bottle's actually really nice it's got this cute stuff on the sides
03:34it's really pretty i like would actually probably wear that i think it smells really good
03:39this one this one this one's simpler i think it smells um really beachy it's just a simpler
03:48design i think which sometimes the more expensive shit is
03:51and this one smells like the beach smells like sunscreen actually which is real nice i like that smell
03:59this feels like a cop out because i feel like it's too obvious so it's probably the other one
04:05but i'm gonna go with this one being more expensive
04:07really okay good
04:12i thought they were cigarettes but um apparently they're eyeliner
04:21it didn't smell like anything
04:26this one has a more interesting body
04:29ooh i actually like this applicator better
04:33this one feels more like it'd be flimsier
04:39there's more pigment in this one
04:42i don't know because this one's also
04:44this one's more shiny and this one's more of a matte finish
04:48so let me give this a little more push and see what happens
04:51yeah no i'm gonna go with this one being more expensive
04:55i'm real good
04:59uh oh okay
05:08that one smells like that thick buttercream frosting that's expensive
05:14that one also smells quite well
05:18this one's got more colors going on
05:20i shop at publix a lot when i'm home in alabama
05:23they always have cupcakes that look like this
05:25so i'm a little thrown by that
05:26okay i'm going in
05:28pretty good
05:35i think i like this one better
05:42something about it just tastes better
05:43something about the frosting
05:44i like cheap cupcakes
05:50so i don't know
05:52let me see
05:52this one's a little more dry
05:58but it but the cupcake tastes kind of unique
06:00i feel like the store bought like the publix ones that i get are always kind of moist like this
06:04terrible word
06:06like i like this one better
06:08i'm gonna go with this one
06:10really that's hectic
06:15because that one's really good
06:17we got two candles
06:25i feel like this should be relatively easy
06:27this one's pretty
06:29i can't even tell what it smells like
06:32it's very
06:33the smell isn't very intense
06:35but it smells very clean
06:37i feel like i have a candle like this in my house
06:41again it smells clean
06:43they actually smell very similarly
06:44it's almost like they're the same flavor
06:46i kind of prefer this one
06:48i'm just gonna go
06:51this wick looks more expensive to me
06:54i think i'm gaslighting myself
06:57this one definitely feels more expensive
07:01and i can also feel the engraving of words on the bottom
07:03and this one does not have that
07:06it's more just like a sticker vibe
07:07i'm gonna go with this one
07:09yeah boy
07:13i got six out of eight
07:15i think i have expensive taste
07:17and i never knew
07:18thank you guys for watching
07:19i'll see you on the worldwide hysteria tour
07:21that was so fun
07:23and i'll see you on the next one
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