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Love Island Australia S 7 EP 10
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
00:12Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal!
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is...
00:19Lazy.
00:20Lazy?
00:21You look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah!
00:25And after a recoupling...
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossy baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jotham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision!
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye!
00:46Yee-haw!
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:57Does Ross give a toss?
00:59He physically seemed distant to me.
01:01I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:03...sagnant.
01:05And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit!
01:09It was sexy!
01:10It was fun!
01:11We're normally so vanilla!
01:13But not everyone!
01:15It makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too can play like I am.
01:18Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah cool and just get mugged off?
01:33But how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just f*** off!
01:36Just go!
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39What a joke, eh?
01:43A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:20How are you feeling?
02:21You alright?
02:22I'm f***ing full on.
02:25You alright?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard though.
02:28I need to have a chat with Yana.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Alright.
02:37Yana's about out here.
02:38I'm good.
02:39Yeah.
02:41How are you feeling?
02:42Hey.
02:43Cool.
02:44I don't think I like you.
02:45I know what you said to do.
02:46Sit.
02:47Um, yeah.
02:48I'm speechless, eh?
02:49Oh, that's a bit wet.
02:50Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you. I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
02:54Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
02:55Yeah.
02:56That wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
02:59Yeah.
03:00And I want you to pursue that.
03:01Because I know she likes you a lot.
03:02And you like her a lot.
03:03And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable.
03:04Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:07So, yeah.
03:08So, yeah.
03:09I'm very grateful for you to be with you.
03:10I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:12Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Like, that wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yeah.
03:18And I want you to pursue that.
03:20Because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:25And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable,
03:30um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:35I don't even know what to say.
03:40I wanted to give you the chance with her.
03:43Even though it fucking kills me to watch.
03:46But...
03:47I appreciate that.
03:48I actually really do.
03:49That's actually really nice.
03:50Um, yeah.
03:51I'm actually stunned.
03:52I don't even know what to say.
03:54Um, I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
03:55No.
03:56If I'm honest, I don't even know what to say.
03:57I don't even know what to say.
03:58I'm like, thank you.
03:59Um, I don't even know how I'm here, actually.
04:02No.
04:03If I'm honest with you.
04:04Yeah.
04:05I wanted to see you walk out of those walls so badly.
04:08I'm not gonna lie.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Mm.
04:11I bet he did.
04:12But, um, yeah.
04:13At the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:17So...
04:18Very mature.
04:22I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed.
04:29Because, yeah.
04:31He owes me a solid after that.
04:34Fabulous.
04:35I'm so good at this.
04:36Oh, jeez.
04:37How many pillows am I getting?
04:38There's gonna be no chair left.
04:39There you go.
04:40Take a seat.
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara.
04:43You know?
04:44It's kind of what I wanted.
04:45A model.
04:46Tall.
04:47Skinny.
04:48Beautiful.
04:49Coming in.
04:50Picking me.
04:51It's great.
04:52You know?
04:53Did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick?
04:56No.
04:57I could not...
04:58You?
04:59Well, yeah.
05:00I thought he was gonna pick you, aren't I?
05:01I did too.
05:02Like...
05:03Yeah, that surprised me.
05:04And then I knew she was gonna pick Kai, to be honest.
05:07Although...
05:08Yeah, I did too.
05:09I'm gonna say no surprise, but I knew.
05:10Okay.
05:11Anyway.
05:12Give me a cuddle.
05:13You're still a ****, I swear to God.
05:34I still hate your fucking guts.
05:36Oh my goodness, mate.
05:39I think...
05:40He's walking with his hand, isn't he?
05:42Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's like real love, coming back.
05:50Do you think...
05:51Do you think that they could possibly...
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I...
05:55Yeah.
05:56I don't know if I meant to say that, but I think it...
05:58I know.
05:59Hey, guys.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01I really wanna hang out with you.
06:03If I'm honest with you guys.
06:07Yeah.
06:10Hmm.
06:11Hmm.
06:12Hmm.
06:13Hmm.
06:14Hmm.
06:15Hmm.
06:16Hmm.
06:17Hmm.
06:18Hmm.
06:19Hmm.
06:20I'll have a chat.
06:21Hmm.
06:22After you're done.
06:23Of course.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Hmm.
06:26Hmm.
06:27Yeah.
06:28This whole situation has been really messy.
06:31Hmm.
06:32And I can understand that would've been really hard.
06:34Hmm.
06:35Hmm.
06:36And weird thing for Jana.
06:37Yeah, of course.
06:38Weird thing for him.
06:39Weird thing for me.
06:40Hmm.
06:41It's...
06:42The whole thing is just...
06:43The biggest headache.
06:44Mm-hmm.
06:45And a mess.
06:46Hmm.
06:47Like, that ex situation.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:50Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like, babes.
06:55The titties were, in fact, very blindsided.
06:58Especially my right one.
07:00Cause this one's, like, more, like, stronger.
07:02Like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:06Your face fed down there, will you?
07:10Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Yeah.
07:14I didn't think it would be, anyways.
07:15But do you know what?
07:16I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:19Mm.
07:20Are you excited?
07:21I'm curious.
07:22Yeah.
07:23I'm, honestly, honestly, honestly, mixed emotions.
07:27Like...
07:28Yeah.
07:29Yeah, mixed emotions.
07:30Um...
07:31What do you mean?
07:32Like...
07:33I...
07:39I don't know.
07:40Hello?
07:41Yeah.
07:42Cool.
07:44Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having, like, that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:01So could you put it on me?
08:07Baby, you've got one night.
08:09So could you put it on me?
08:11Yeah.
08:13And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:15Yeah, I don't know when.
08:17It's not even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Cos I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20Oh, I don't know.
08:21I don't want anything.
08:22Oh, I don't want anything.
08:23OK.
08:24Not at all.
08:25Hmm.
08:30I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight,
08:33so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38What?
08:39Um.
08:40I'm happy.
08:41I'm happy.
08:42I'm happy.
08:43It's been a crazy fucking night.
08:44Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
08:50Shh.
08:51Stop making it suss.
08:52You just make it suss yourself, babe.
08:53No, I'm trying.
08:54Mmm.
08:55Damn boy.
08:56This is it.
08:57His peepee went yay, yay.
08:58And I was like, nay, nay.
08:59Sorry.
09:00Speaking of smaller actions, did you just make it suss?
09:01Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
09:03Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
09:04Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
09:05Shh.
09:06Stop making it suss.
09:07You just make it suss yourself, babe.
09:09No, I'm trying.
09:10Mmm.
09:11Damn boy.
09:12This is it.
09:13His peepee went yay, yay.
09:16And I was like, nay, nay.
09:18Sorry.
09:19Speaking of smaller actions, did you just make it suss yourself, babe?
09:24Speaking of small erections, did you know the Villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish Queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's attention, perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:37How are you?
09:38Good, how are you?
09:39I just wanted to give you a minute to...
09:40To?
09:41Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:43Yeah.
09:44I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:48I feel like Mick.
09:50Yeah, of course.
09:51Who obviously I picked.
09:52Mm-hmm.
09:53Who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
10:00He's got really good banter and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:04What a do, baby.
10:05Yeah.
10:06But I think his humour is so funny.
10:07Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:09So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone, I was like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15What would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to Mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Who's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:25Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Tattered.
10:29Really?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tattered?
10:32As tattered as possible.
10:36Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yansi, boo.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:42Hey.
10:43Good.
10:44You look happy chubby tonight.
10:45Do I?
10:46Yeah.
10:47Oh, smiley, I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there, though.
10:51You all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she's a vibe with Matteo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:59I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:02Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:08What car do you drive?
11:09An Audi.
11:10Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:13Guess what I'll drive.
11:14Oh, okay.
11:15No one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it, is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes!
11:21Nice luck, friend.
11:22Oh my God, I win.
11:23All the cars I've owned, I've named, right?
11:26All same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi's Anastasia.
11:30Like 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on.
11:35It's an Audi.
11:36And then the Vans are, because it's a French vanilla colour.
11:38It's like a baguette.
11:40Because it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:42I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Oh my goodness.
11:53I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Matteo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:02And yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34an inspection they think we're making a cooking show no kissing for the next 10 minutes i said
12:39no kissing no kissing what am i a joke to you so you're a saint or a sinner i don't know babe
12:48what's the saying a good person babe i think it's no you're wrong you're wrong no we're already
12:54devil and a sinner is a good person purple devil purple pink pink angel yeah devil yeah
13:01are you colorblind or something that's purple and that's purple that is pink and that is pink
13:06yeah yeah angel devil and you look awesome yeah so so what's your plan tonight get a whole bed
13:12yeah i want a bed to myself on a starfish i used to be bleach blonde it looks like like obviously
13:21brunette but like golden oh it's so sweet is that yeah is that good i'm glad that's where you're
13:26going good chocolate i just feel like yeah what yeah i just feel like we're really piping yeah i'm
13:37loving it yeah i don't feel like this is forced at all and i was not expecting this coming into the
13:45villa i think that's what's like taking me back the most is like i'm so open so i knew like the
13:51possibility was there but for it to be like the first girl a couple of it was just like no it wasn't
13:57what's the plan here like what's going on yeah but i'm loving it like i can't actually really put
14:03it into words to be honest it just feels good and just like i always find myself just like looking for
14:11you 100 yeah everyone's noticing the girl's like oh look we know so he looks at you and so like
14:16yeah oh well that's our cute quota done for the day lazy you're up now now i don't know if you're
14:26like a cuddly kind of guy in the bed yeah so if you are you're gonna hate me for this why oh you're
14:35so cute um so kai is going to sleep in the day bed really because like him and yana yeah of course
14:43course of course it's pretty that's that's totally fine so i'm thinking i'm going to go
14:48sleep in the day bed that's fine yeah but like i don't want you thinking oh my god i'm no no not
14:55at all not at all not at all it was just obviously like your vibe and yeah i do really really like
14:59our chat and i think you're really cool um lacy telling me this i feel like it's kind of like
15:08turned me off a bit i'm not gonna lie like i'm all about you know finding a true connection for
15:13everyone in here so if that's where her obviously head and feelings are at that's fine um but i
15:19won't be making an effort no i won't be a little bit naughty i've been a little bit wild now i'm looking
15:26for somebody i want to give you a cuddle you're an absolute legend you've got big balls babe i'll give you
15:35that here come the cuddle buddies can you lie down please are you want me lying down i have to grab my
15:54pillow sorry babe oh no your hair is wet yeah i just had a zoom oh my god night lacy night babe have a
16:06good sleep hi night guys love you all oh already kicking my pillow off nice yeah oh good night
16:16good night everyone good night love you same side brother i couldn't leave him out in the freezing
16:22bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies and mozzies so princess over here
16:30is in fact non-princessing right now for a man which i thought i would never be having to do in my life
16:38ever
16:43little birthday boy
16:53never gonna fall
17:08Hey, Pinky, I speak Flamingo.
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:25What do you see?
17:30Quiet, Lexi can hear you.
17:33Oh, Christ.
17:38Good morning, people.
17:43Morning.
17:43Good day in the villa.
17:45Good morning.
17:47How did you sleep?
17:48I slept good.
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:58Yes, there's my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look great.
18:00They're pushy?
18:01No, not pushy.
18:02I think you just slept on them, spirit.
18:03They're all going in different directions.
18:08Sharing the daybird with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:15I feel like it did make us closer.
18:17Say all the things you wanna say.
18:21Memories will melt away.
18:23It's real.
18:25It's the world.
18:26What do, baby?
18:27It's the world.
18:27It's the world.
18:28It's the world.
18:28It's the world.
18:28It's the world.
18:29It's the world.
18:30It's the world.
18:31It's the world.
18:31It's the world.
18:32It's the world.
18:33It's the world.
18:34So what do you think, um, what do you think Mario's gonna do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, bud.
18:38Honestly.
18:39Do you reckon he'll win her over?
18:41Nah.
18:42No way, mate.
18:43Look at me now.
18:44Handsome man he is.
18:45I don't fall second, mate.
18:47Nice.
18:48Bit sweaty.
18:49That killed me, eh?
18:50I don't know.
18:51The tail's body's hard as fuck, eh?
18:52Do you reckon?
18:53Yeah.
18:54Oh.
18:55Oh.
18:56Oh.
18:57Oh.
18:58Oh.
18:59Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:03Oh.
19:04Oh.
19:05Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:08I think he's into my missus.
19:10Yeah.
19:11He definitely is into her.
19:12He had a chat there.
19:13You know last night.
19:14Yesterday, yeah.
19:15Maybe boys come in, big little Matteo.
19:18Mick 2.0 I would say.
19:19Mick Jr.
19:20He's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here.
19:23Maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:26but back yourself see how you go back on the bell if he wants to make his moves on
19:36her like I'm happy for him like go ahead brother game on oh he's in budgies oh my
19:46god baby's so zesty sorry he needs to pull him down a little bit yeah they're like too high
19:52they're very distracting so distracting stop looking at them trying to get the girls attention
20:00but all they can do is stare at the men like oh my god wow he is so hot I mean respectfully fair
20:04enough I would too what about you and Rossi yeah how's this going I don't know I can't tell if he
20:14likes me or not like it even in bedtime like as well it's just like all right goodnight roll over
20:19and go to sleep like we're not very intimate so I'm I actually deadass I'm just like babe if you
20:24like me can't tell but if you don't then maybe just let me know yeah I feel like you need to have like
20:29an actual serious chat because you're like having all this fun like friendly banter but like we
20:33haven't had a serious chat what's he doing like and if someone walks in tomorrow exactly if someone
20:38walks in tomorrow like he needs like he needs to realize that he can lose you yeah I'm sorry but
20:42you're a bad bitch he really needs to step up his game I love you Roscoe and I want the best for you
20:47because there's always a bomb around the corner they need to remember that yeah wait where is he
20:52so I'm paranoid you're all right are you trying to eavesdrop what are you doing there oh no no I'm
21:02just like trying to figure out my entry point gone we're talking about you hurry up
21:07he was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop Rossi baby we know what you're doing okay don't make out
21:16you're trying to hear something in the water because there's no sounds under there okay so
21:20then I woke up this morning and I just sort of like I was like affectionate but I sort of let
21:24him be and then he just wasn't no I was already a day morning because yeah I observed I noticed it
21:30last night without you having to tell me yeah and went hmm yeah so I'm just saying like I'm not
21:36saying it to get in your head but I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where you're coming
21:39from yeah and now can you please go to that end of the pool I'm trying to talk about you I'm doing
21:46laps like pick your brother pick your brother do you like it's over near the flamingo he's so funny
21:50you can whisper you want anyway okay well so today I think I need to talk to him basically say
21:58babes do you like me cannot tell what you think of the Ross and Sharon seats pinky nevermind coming up
22:10give it to me a juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour
22:19if Connor is being disingenuous adios amigos because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a
22:28second there's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain how lovely there's romance in the villa too
22:48you know look see romance well it's diminishing returns really we work with what we have except
22:59Sharon your energy was so flat this morning but I suppose you did just wake up I'm just getting used
23:04to being around all these people yeah and all this energy like I understand that but I did say to the
23:10girls just then and they noticed it too I was like actually I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or
23:16not because you're so really yeah because you're so um you're too chill and you're not overly affectionate
23:24and you're not very overly like like you physically seem distant to me like do I like it's not right
23:32now but like yesterday during the day like we're not really like ever together we're sort of off doing
23:41our own thing so I'm like oh maybe he doesn't actually like me because he seems to be not around
23:47me no I do like you of course okay well maybe just make it more obvious that you like me I'm sorry
23:55like what what would it look like more more you don't even kiss me in bed like you don't even like
24:02we don't we're not very physically affectionate I love cuddling you in bed yeah but like bro we like
24:09kiss goodnight and then that's it well the first night you literally told me like I'm not gonna
24:15hook up I'm not gonna make out with you like in bed it was day one yeah but well still I mean well
24:22I just it just put me on the back foot of like okay maybe she doesn't like that much forward
24:25affection oh no I do well I thought it was more just like that wasn't what you wanted to do I
24:30didn't know it was because it was night one no there was night one right
24:32she made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed and I guess I just had in the back of
24:39my mind that's not something she wants to do because that's what she told me you know yeah I
24:43feel like we've been very I'm glad I'm glad we cleared that up yeah I feel like we've just been a
24:47bit stagnant the last few days we haven't you want to take it to the next level or you know
24:54some nighttime kisses some nighttime kisses little hook up if you want my love just ask me
25:00no pressure
25:01oh yeah what princess would I be like do you think Cinderella do you think or what do you know
25:21princess not really maybe like fucking tangled with short hair or something because she's a bit
25:25of a bad bitch what's her name tangled what's her actual name is her real name Rapunzel oh yeah that's
25:34the one honestly I feel like I'm a mix of princesses I feel like I have every single ball sack from each
25:43princess and I've just like built like this batty girly little pink princess with these fat big juicy balls
25:50that's that's the princess I think I am I really want to tan today princess ball sack and her best
25:58friend's ex coming to a theater near you also currently playing Tamara and Mateo chat while Mick rubs
26:06his face in a hat how do you feel about lace sleeping out here like I obviously understand it
26:13um do I think she's as open as she said she was to me maybe not does that make sense okay so yeah
26:21did she tell you she was open oh 100% why like I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for
26:26that no I told you yeah because I feel like when they're talking I feel like they they tell each other
26:33they're pretty locked in yeah so I don't it's interesting it is interesting hey how are you
26:39feeling towards your like couple good but I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of
26:47stuff seriously okay so like even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question he'll answer with a joke
26:52and I'm like okay but are you gonna give me the actual answer and he doesn't so I'm just like okay
26:57I'm like what do you do you like that or do you like like not like I like the humor for sure but
27:02I'm like it can't be all jokes all the time I feel like so like I feel like when I talk to you
27:06yeah yeah like I feel like when I talk to you actually give me genuine answers so yeah I'm like
27:12I feel like I don't know a lot about him okay interesting I'll tell you one thing yeah bro I can
27:20I think I got an eek oh no yeah physical eek yeah no I'm just this faked hand on the hands really
27:28oh okay I can't unsee it bro yeah yeah it is like she's just dipped her hand in a honey jar yeah well
27:34I'm eeked out bro nah I sometimes I've been able to overcome an eek nah nah mate she's gonna need
27:43some like bicarb soda and lemon on those hands hey that's fine I mean look Sian's probably a bit on
27:48the demanding pushy side for my kind of chick too Percy yeah you feel that yeah but like she's not
27:55perfect I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes like I've gotten over eeked before like quite quickly
28:01when you when you really think about it and it's not a big it's not a big deal it's really not because
28:04it's a temporary thing but like she's Irish bro so she's always gonna be white and I like tans
28:10oh it's a very very minor eek to have but I do truly think that he's setting himself up for
28:18maybe she's into Matteo and if he gets dropped from that uh couple at least he'll have a reason
28:24that he's preempted and he'll be okay with it do you know what I mean like he's it's a defense
28:28mechanism to protect his ego I think he's gone for it mate yeah fair play to him he needs to let him
28:37yeah yeah I know but like I think I need another bomb
28:40yeah for sure it's early days too it is it is I mean I've only talked to you last night for the
28:47first time yeah yeah yeah I was like this is like our second conversation I feel like that I feel like
28:50that kind of like was like what the fuck I didn't expect that at all what I just didn't expect us to
28:56click I feel like coming in like we just probably just kind of shut each other off because we're like
28:59the new bombshells and whatnot and then I feel like you and I get along yeah we definitely we
29:03definitely just like you know when you kind of just get someone yeah I feel like we're kind of
29:07somewhat on the same level for sure it helps same like maturity same yeah I'm sure which you're the
29:13same bit like it's just like it's all there we're balancing out pretty well yeah for sure Matteo just
29:19got this really calm energy about him I think he shares a lot more more voluntarily without you
29:25kind of having to dig as much and it's been really nice getting to know him don't worry our Irish
29:32Queen your fake tan hands are perfect as the Islanders play about Ross has decided to start the
29:40girls primary school education from scratch Gabby Gabby and I'm Lacey this is a strawberry okay
29:46oh Ross I got a text
29:53oh no Islanders prepare your peaches and plums it's time to find out what the super fans really think
30:05about you you're off to the Garden of Eden for today's challenge forbidden fruit hashtag original
30:14sin hashtag rotten all right super fans god what have they been seeing a little bit nervous I do have a
30:25bit of a loud mouth so ah sorry I wish I had an ass maybe I should put another pair of undies on under
30:31dentures yeah I'll be patting the backside more than the front though do you think that this could
30:39like possibly stir the pot between people a little I think so yeah you're literally rocking a sock
30:48oh yeah baby well it looks all right doesn't it does it look fake is it gonna be drama is it gonna
30:58be tears is there gonna be laughing I actually have no idea it's bloody different every single day in
31:05here stay hydrated and slay this summer with a new love island water bottle it's giving main character
31:17energy straight from the villa if you want your tea piping hot but your water ice cold this bottle's got
31:23your back and your name on it get yours now at loveislandshop.com.au
31:29oh umdi stuffed with socks and happy faces I can't see either staying intact because a diehard group of fans
31:58known as the super fans have been watching a feed from the villa and now the islanders are about to
32:04get their first insight into what the super fans think of them it's forbidden fruit couples will
32:14make a sexy entrance to the garden of Eden an apple a day keeps the doctor away no one big bottom of
32:21a banana is gonna keep you up all night baby girl
32:23oh my god give it to me
32:26was it hot and sexy I would say it was more messy and gross but that's part of the fun isn't it
32:34there then read a question that was put to the super fans what percentage of super fans thinks
32:41Tamara and Mick could win love island as a couple I really don't know what the super fans are going to
32:46be thinking but we're gonna run with high we think the answer is 70% we think the answer is 17% we've
32:58known each other for 24 hours love it's boys versus girls and the islander closest to the correct
33:04percentage wins the correct answer is 15% I think it was a fair reflection we've got a good initial
33:14connection but it's so new and fresh I think tomorrow and I would definitely have better chemistry
33:20next to fondle some forbidden fruit it's Sharon and Ross yes darling my papaya is throbbing for you
33:30it was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it always a good move to see the men
33:41pleasure the papaya first ladies first please and thank you
33:46Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up
33:50we're making it extra wet baby
33:53what percentage of super fans think that Sean and Ross have good sexual chemistry
33:58oh
33:59oh that's rough because we've been talking about it
34:04earlier today we chatted this all out
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low Ross and I have not been on the same page about our
34:10intimacy we think the answer is 18% we think the answer is 30% the correct answer is 24%
34:26oh smack bang in the middle oh shit yeah but I know I feel differently babe
34:32so do I moving forward that 24% is way too low in my mind I think more kissing and a bit more PDA
34:41let's get that shit up let's get that shit up
34:44I'm so hungry I need some food oh can I offer you some fresh melon
34:53I was up in there like melon melon
35:03oh my god my kiss with Jotham is sexy it's spicy it's spicy
35:12what percentage of super fans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum
35:18I am literally with Jotham 24 7 in here I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in
35:27here but I don't know how I'm coming across we think the answer is 50% oh we think the answer is 50%
35:36oh
35:37the correct answer is 69%
35:44oh
35:46sorry 70% of them think I'm gonna have my head turned 69 69% I'm like actually shocked never say
35:56never but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and I don't think another man could turn my head
36:02look I think that her head would change I'm not gonna lie if someone gave her enough attention
36:09you know anything could happen
36:12there's nothing better than a big juicy peach
36:17the kiss of Connor it was actually so good
36:30it was sexy it was fruity it was fun we're normally so vanilla
36:36what percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love
36:42100 100%
36:47what do you reckon
36:48I think 90 plus
36:50Connor's a lover boy this one's high for sure
36:52we think the number is
36:5492%
36:56we think the answer is
36:5891%
36:59I'm in here for the right reasons this one's gonna be high
37:05the correct answer is
37:0711%
37:11what
37:13what
37:13what are they saying that we're not
37:20yeah what are they saying that we're not boys
37:22look look what do they know
37:25uh it was a bit of a what the fuck
37:28I'm here for love but believe what you want to believe
37:31oh she didn't kiss back
37:36oh
37:36I feel so rattled
37:39if Connor is being disingenuous
37:41one thing I've learnt since coming to Spain
37:43is how to say
37:44adios amigos
37:45because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
37:48and I never will
37:49mmm what a lovely pair
37:56thanks babe I grew them myself
37:58yum
38:06it's a pretty passionate kiss
38:11we had a bit of fruit on us
38:12so it was like even more kind of saucy
38:14yeah
38:15it was fucking hard to watch
38:20Lacey like wants high standards and shit from me
38:24and doesn't want me to kiss anyone
38:25but can go and kiss who she wants
38:27makes me look like a mug
38:29what percentage of super fans
38:31think Mateo is the most genuine islander in the villa
38:34I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love
38:40that answer should be like a million percent
38:4311%
38:4415%
38:46yeah
38:46all us girls think that this is going to be low
38:48we think the answer is 65%
38:51we think that the number is 11%
38:55oh
38:56fuck yous that's crazy
38:58that's crazy
39:00it's hard not to be insulted by that
39:02I literally stopped my life to come on here
39:05for love and for that to kind of get shoved in your face
39:08I don't know it was like a kick in the dick
39:10the correct answer is
39:1290%
39:1690%
39:1790%
39:1890%
39:21let's go
39:22sorry
39:23we love you
39:24don't be sorry
39:25you're alright
39:25he's one of the most genuine people I've ever met
39:28so I understood why he was upset that the girls put his percentage so low
39:33help me my plums are leaking
39:39did someone call a plumber
39:44oh my god
39:45yeah I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me but fuck after her kitchen from the tail she could blow that name
40:03Oh, my God.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:10Oh, my God.
40:12If we're going to go tip for tap, mate,
40:14I'll always win that game, so, yeah.
40:16That's ruthless. That's actually ruthless.
40:19That's what it is, because he told me he wouldn't touch her again.
40:22Kai, if you're going to kiss your ex,
40:25don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
40:28You know what I mean?
40:29Like, don't make a promise that you can't keep.
40:32What percentage of superfans think Yana and Kai
40:36will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:43This one's so hard.
40:44I am absolutely on the edge of my seat.
40:46Things with Kai and Lacey are going well,
40:49but Kai and Yana, they're exes in one bedroom together,
40:54sharing a bed.
40:55We think the answer is 85%.
40:59I agree.
41:00We think the answer is 70%.
41:06The correct answer is...
41:1252%.
41:14Ooh.
41:15Split the group. Split the group.
41:17I think the superfans would like to maybe see a love story
41:22come out of this, but, yeah, I don't know.
41:26When are you guys getting back together?
41:28I mean, Yana and Kai is exciting, definitely.
41:30Like, I like the idea of it.
41:31I think it's cute.
41:32I think it's like a romance movie, really.
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one, but nonetheless, still a good story.
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me.
41:43He doesn't want anyone else, and he wants nothing to do with her.
41:47I just feel like, why can't there just be one time
41:53where I don't have to get hurt?
41:56I just don't understand.
41:58Like, all I want is just a normal relationship.
42:03The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste.
42:25Thankfully, work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod
42:29to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return.
42:32Oh my gosh!
42:34Five hits!
42:35Yes, five hits!
42:36Five hits!
42:37Let's chat, girls!
42:38Let's chat!
42:39How is everyone...
42:40How are you feeling?
42:41Because that was quite intense.
42:42How do you feel about your answer?
42:43I don't know.
42:44I feel like I can't...
42:45I think you guys know me the best.
42:47That was the biggest curveball of the night.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I don't think I've faked myself once in here.
42:51What percent was that again?
42:52Eleven.
42:53Eleven.
42:54Do you know what I think it is?
42:55I think it's shifted.
42:56Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just
42:58being in love and staying in love?
43:00Yeah.
43:01You haven't opened yourself up enough to different people?
43:02Yeah.
43:03I haven't given other people chances.
43:04Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:06That's my point.
43:07It obviously doesn't sound great.
43:08The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game.
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at.
43:16Are you wigged out?
43:17Yeah.
43:18Are you really?
43:19Yeah, a little.
43:20Do you doubt it or...?
43:21Because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up because
43:23I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I just don't want to
43:28have that happen to me again because I'm actually starting to catch feelings.
43:33Yeah, that one.
43:34Deep down I've been feeling, is this too good to be true?
43:38I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed.
43:44Right, Yana babe?
43:45Oh yeah, me.
43:47I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think.
43:50Yeah.
43:51Like I have been upset.
43:52Yeah.
43:53You are exes, it was recent.
43:54Yeah, it is exes, it was recent.
43:56They're not sure.
43:57Yeah.
43:58So like it's not like they're sure or anything really.
43:59Mm.
44:00How are you feeling, doll?
44:01I don't know, I feel like, I feel like this just happens to me.
44:08Sorry.
44:09I'm not upset at you, babe.
44:10Yeah.
44:11Like, sorry.
44:12No, I knew this was coming.
44:14It's okay, baby, take your time.
44:17Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief.
44:20Talk to us.
44:21That was the lie.
44:22Talk to us, how are you feeling?
44:23Talk.
44:24I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone, it just
44:29gets taken away.
44:30Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart.
44:34Baby.
44:35No, that's okay.
44:36I feel like he's like, it's okay.
44:39I just feel like, I feel like I get more upset at myself because when I do like someone,
44:45I do kind of just really love so easily.
44:49And like, that's why I just get hurt because like I just...
44:54I want to talk about the next big thing was, um, Lacey's reaction.
44:59Yeah.
45:00Yeah.
45:01I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice.
45:04Look, like she got in there, they got into it.
45:06Like juicy, all that shit.
45:08It's a challenge, mate.
45:09If she can go in there and just do that, like what do you fuck?
45:12I'm just going to go, oh yeah, cool.
45:13Like, you know what I mean?
45:14It's a double standard there.
45:15Like she's going and getting into work here, but then you're not allowed to.
45:18Yeah, I mean, I can see why Kai's upset.
45:20Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy.
45:23Again, like what, which is kind of what happened to me in a sense.
45:26You know, I don't know, man.
45:27Like it's a, it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you.
45:30Um, I just think that Lacey's going around in circles.
45:33She doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another.
45:36And I don't really want that in a woman at all.
45:38So, yeah.
45:40Honestly, doll, like conserve your energy.
45:42Yeah.
45:43And only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it.
45:45Yeah.
45:46And be a mirror to the actions.
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it.
45:49Don't go killing him.
45:50I'm not going to pull it.
45:51Send the day with the girls like, yeah, yeah.
45:53Don't say anything to me.
45:54No, no, no, no.
45:55Yeah, no, of course not.
45:56If he doesn't pull me and reassure me, I don't want that.
45:59Why would I want that?
46:00Wait for him to come reassure you.
46:01Yeah.
46:02Yeah.
46:05Oh no, we don't care.
46:07Don't need a billionaire.
46:09Only 11% of the superfans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa.
46:14Don't worry, pal.
46:15Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job.
46:19You'll be fine.
46:21I wasn't expecting that.
46:22Like, I'm a good judge of character.
46:23Yeah.
46:24But then, like, obviously everyone else has seen a different thing and it, like, kind of,
46:29like, stresses me out.
46:31Of course.
46:32Yeah, it's not nice to hear.
46:33Well, why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:35I try not to read into it because I know what we've got.
46:38Yeah.
46:39I just don't want you to, like, I just don't want to be with someone who's, like, coming
46:41on here for exposure and, like...
46:42Yeah.
46:43No, 100%.
46:44Playing the game because, like, I'm not staying with you to play it safe.
46:46I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you.
46:48For me, it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that
46:53I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love.
46:56If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could, I think I'd be keeping
47:02my options a bit more open.
47:03Like, I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in.
47:05Do you know what I mean?
47:06Yeah.
47:07Like, I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you.
47:12Like, I want to get to know you.
47:13Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me,
47:19but, um, I think I've earned it pretty well in here.
47:21There's nothing you're not telling me, though?
47:22No.
47:23Okay.
47:24Yeah.
47:25Like I said, we just have to trust each other.
47:26Yeah, because it will come out.
47:27Exactly.
47:28And I will find out.
47:29Yes, exactly.
47:30Like I said, baby, keep on keeping on.
47:34When you're a dad, you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes.
47:38I feel like he was very honest with me, so I'm going to trust Connor, but I still will
47:42have my wits about me.
47:43I don't fuck around.
47:44Okay.
47:45Well, I'm glad we talked to her.
47:49Mmm.
47:50Mmm.
47:51It's nice and cold.
47:52Is it?
47:53Let me have a nice hit.
47:58I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended, and it ended on a kiss.
48:03So, super fans.
48:05Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge, and has been waiting so long
48:12for him to come chat to her, that she's fallen into a deep sleep.
48:15Things are real mysterious, man.
48:16I think there's a full number of sides of you that no one knows.
48:18Mysterious in this alone.
48:19Ah, priorities, Kai.
48:21Princess Ballsack needs true love's kiss.
48:24I feel like he's a copper, mate.
48:26I feel like he's in it a real moment.
48:27I'm so tired.
48:29The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat, I think I'm done.
48:36I'm ready to turn lesbian.
48:38So, sign me up.
48:39I'm just very protective of where I put my energy.
48:42You're protective of your energy.
48:44Of where I put it.
48:45Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone.
48:47I don't know what the word is for that, but what's the word when you're just into yourself
48:51and you're into no one else, because that's where I'm at.
48:56Are you okay, babe?
48:57Girls, I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second, okay?
49:00Anything?
49:01No.
49:02No.
49:03I'm just done.
49:06Like, I can't be fucked.
49:08I mentally checked out with everything.
49:11I think you really need to chat to him first before you check.
49:14No, but he's showing that he doesn't care.
49:16He doesn't give a flying fuck.
49:17He's not that fucking yappy-yappy-yappy-yappy-niss.
49:19Yeah.
49:20It comes out of his mouth than his asshole.
49:21That's for sure.
49:22Yeah.
49:23More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole.
49:28He's got no balls.
49:32He's a little though.
49:33He actually has no balls.
49:35It's an actually inverted dick.
49:37What a little shit.
49:40Um, I think his behaviour is giving, like, inverted dick behaviour.
49:45Like, your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth.
49:58That's why he talks so much shit.
50:01You can fuck right off, hey.
50:04More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole, babe.
50:09What do you mean?
50:10You can't say that.
50:11Nah, I'm done.
50:12I'm actually done.
50:13What do you mean?
50:14You sit there and fucking say, like, you're gonna be neutral about it and not do that and you go and suck his face like nothing.
50:19Get him pretty much suck your tits.
50:20Like, what do you want me to do?
50:21Just go, oh, yeah, cool, and just get mugged off.
50:23Okay.
50:24Like, we both said, like, we wanted to be neutral about it and, like, you go and do that.
50:27Like, it's pretty shit.
50:28Oh, yeah.
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like, yeah, we should go for it.
50:32I don't even know what he really said, to be honest, because his vocabulary is, like, the vocabulary of a two-year-old.
50:37Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:39Like, I feel like if I just didn't do anything, then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser.
50:42You can just leave. Just go.
50:43What?
50:44Just actually just go.
50:46I don't really want, I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore.
50:50Like, how is that fair?
50:52It's a different situation, babe.
50:54What, so, like, I just want, so you want, you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:58Kai, just fuck off.
50:59Just go.
51:00Fucking piss take that.
51:02Fuck me, dude.
51:03You're a fucking piss take.
51:04Hey, how, what a joke, eh?
51:07What a joke, mate.
51:20Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool, having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke after she told him to F off.
51:44If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film, they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:54All right, man?
51:55Okay.
51:56What?
51:57What?
51:58What?
51:59Who?
52:00What?
52:01What?
52:02What?
52:03Oh, I just brought past you.
52:04You're a fucker.
52:05I don't know.
52:06You're a pig.
52:07I don't know.
52:08She just blew up on me going, I can't believe you're a pig.
52:10You're a pig.
52:11You can't even say that, like.
52:13And I was like, what, so you think I'm not necking any of y'all this whole time?
52:16I'm like, you know, it's a piss-taking dude.
52:17Get the fuck out with that.
52:18I'm like, yeah, righto, bud.
52:19Um, yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:32How was that fair?
52:33So much, yeah.
52:34How was that fair, bro?
52:35And that was, like, she just pretty much called me and just, like, embarrassed me and I was like, well, how was that?
52:40She called you in just to tell you that?
52:42She goes, you're a fucking joke.
52:43I went in there and just threw him the door going, like, how's that fair?
52:46Yeah.
52:47Kai walking down to the pool, he was definitely quite heated.
52:50Like, you think you're gonna fucking treat me like that?
52:53Just not really making sense of himself either, just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:57Oh, hell yeah.
52:59It's definitely a familiar act, so I know what was going on there.
53:03Oh, Lace.
53:04Can we give a cut off, babe?
53:05Nah, I'm okay.
53:06I think I'm just so done.
53:07Like, I'm so mentally deranged, babe.
53:08I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:09Like, just...
53:10Who's idea was it?
53:11To bring in Cockhead Kai?
53:25I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't.
53:32Like, obviously it's heated right now.
53:34Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:36Yeah.
53:37Don't walk past smirking at me.
53:38I'm sick and tired of the male species.
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man, I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:53And it's almost as if I don't...
53:56Like, I already don't have brain cells, but I'm just going in the negatives.
54:01I know you guys are heated right now.
54:03Don't settle.
54:04You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:07I'm so drained, babe.
54:08I have no...
54:09I have nothing left in me to, like, have another, like...
54:12I know how you feel.
54:13I know how you feel.
54:14I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend to get together.
54:18Like, what's going on here?
54:20Ah.
54:21Another day in paradise, eh?
54:23Another day in paradise.
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:30Kai!
54:31Am I ready?
54:32Huh?
54:33Kai!
54:34Do you want to go for a chat?
54:35Mmm.
54:36Where?
54:37Where are?
54:38There?
54:39Sure.
54:40The fact that I had to pull you for a chat is fucking pissing me off.
54:41What do you mean?
54:42I've been trying to talk to you and you said no, like, three times.
54:43You literally just...
54:44Like, you didn't really try.
54:45Let's be real.
54:46Come on.
54:47Aaaaah!
54:48I feel like it's so dull.
54:49I get where you're coming from, but I feel like it's such double standards when we both
54:54say, like, let's not...
54:55But you said to me, you promised you won't do that again knowing how much it hurt me the
54:57first time.
54:58Yeah, if you show me mutual respect and you're on the same basis...
55:00But I have Kai.
55:01I have.
55:02I have.
55:03I have.
55:04Then you go and suck his face.
55:20It was not to that extent.
55:23Come on and you know that.
55:25How does it lay that elbow?
55:26You know that.
55:28I've never tried to intentionally hurt you, whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:33hurt me. I'm not intentionally doing anything
55:35I'm intentionally not hurting myself. Well yeah you did babe because you literally said
55:38oh well she kissed old mate so I'm gonna
55:39yeah let's do it. Well look
55:42I'm not gonna make a mug out of myself. But this is what
55:43I'm saying you're saying that I'm playing games but that to me
55:46is playing games. Yeah I'm playing I'm just
55:48playing what you're playing that's how I see it. I'm not playing games
55:50Kai though this is what I'm saying. Well then I don't know what you're
55:52doing then. You tell me one thing there
55:54and then you do the opposite. You've done it the whole time.
55:58So do you get where I'm coming from? I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:01Well then don't do it. This is what I'm saying.
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back
56:06at me. That's what I'm saying. It's like childish
56:08behaviour.
56:13The whole time
56:14you've been playing games with me. Are you
56:16fucking kidding me? It's been tit for tat the
56:18whole fucking time. It hasn't Kai.
56:20It has. It has not been tit for tat. It has the whole
56:22fucking time. No it hasn't.
56:23It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:27Like it just
56:28makes no sense to me at all and like
56:30it just doesn't. It just
56:32fuck. Oh. Honestly I
56:34would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:37It's just the fact that you
56:38have said you want nothing to do here. And I am. Yeah and like
56:40look at the situation. And every single time you've been put in
56:42a position to prove that to me you've
56:44like gone and done to me. Yeah and you're not proving it to me either.
56:46But the banana snap is still like. Oh you're actually
56:48a joke. Oh mate. You're actually a joke.
56:50I don't have fun with you new boys
56:52and you're cutting me because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like I don't know what you want me to do.
56:56Treat me like a mug.
56:57As much as I sound like a complete
57:02fucking idiot
57:03I was really
57:09really starting to like him.
57:10And then you watch me drown
57:13Sinking down
57:16Sure it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa
57:30but I can assure you next time
57:33there is plenty of romance.
57:36Oh and a massive fire pit with a dumping no one will see you coming.
57:38Next time
57:41There's high romance
57:44Romance on horseback
57:46Wait mine's going to the toilet.
57:48Oh yeah
57:49You let it go baby
57:51And in the hideaway
57:54Can't believe we're having alone time
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much
57:59Like oh he's so sexy
58:01Then
58:03I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:05But unfortunately
58:06This isn't a social visit
58:09A selfie sized surprise
58:11Will all the boys
58:13Please stand up
58:14Tonight
58:16Someone will be dumped
58:18Holy
58:24I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:25I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:26I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:27I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:28I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:29I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:30I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:31I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:32I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:33I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:34I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:35I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:36I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:37I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:38I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:39I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:40I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:41I wish I was here for a chit chat
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