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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:10The boy that I would like to couple up with is Mick.
00:13Tamara and Mateo made a steal.
00:16The girl I would like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:20Lacey, you look pretty shocked by that.
00:23Yeah.
00:25And after a recoupling.
00:28The boy I would like to couple up with is...
00:30Rossi baby.
00:31Connor.
00:32Jetham.
00:34Yana made a heartbreaking decision.
00:37The boy I would like to couple up with tonight is...
00:40Kai.
00:42And Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye-bye.
00:46Yee-haw.
00:48Toonight!
00:55I can't tell if he likes me or not.
00:58Does Ross give a toss?
01:00He physically seemed distant to me.
01:02I feel like we've just been a bit...
01:04...sagnant.
01:06And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit.
01:10It was sexy.
01:11It was fun.
01:12We're normally so vanilla.
01:14But not everyone...
01:16...makes me look like a mug.
01:17Too compared to that guy.
01:19Likes the taste!
01:20If you're gonna kiss your ex...
01:22...don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
01:25Kiss your ex.
01:26Kiss your ex.
01:27I'm done.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29You're gonna suck his face?
01:30Like, what do you want me to do?
01:31Just go, oh yeah, cool.
01:32And just get mugged off?
01:33Like, how is that fair?
01:34Kai, just off.
01:36Just go.
01:37What a joke, eh?
01:39Okay.
01:55A night of high drama and recoupling saw Yana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai.
02:02It was a simple choice.
02:03Her ex, who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front of her.
02:08Or Cooper, with whom she had no beef.
02:11Unfortunately for Cooper, Yana's an absolute carnivore.
02:21How are you feeling?
02:22You all?
02:23I'm fucking full on .
02:25You all?
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's a bit hard now.
02:28I need to have a chat with y'all.
02:30I need to have a chat.
02:31No.
02:32No, no.
02:33Alright.
02:34You all?
02:35You all?
02:36Just in my head.
02:37You all?
02:38I'm silly.
02:39You all?
02:40I love your battery all year.
02:41I'm good.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Hey, Shaolin?
02:44Hey.
02:45Cool.
02:46Don't think I like you.
02:51Whatever.
02:52I know something you do.
02:53Sit.
02:54Um, yeah.
02:55I'm spacious, eh?
02:57Um, yeah, I'm speechless, eh?
03:01Oh, that's a bit wet.
03:04Before anything, I just want to let you know I didn't pick you to be with you.
03:09I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here.
03:12Yeah, I'm very grateful that you chose me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15That wouldn't have been easy for you.
03:17Yeah.
03:18And I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot and you like her a lot.
03:23And I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable, um, trying to get a connection with him.
03:34So, yeah.
03:38I'd love to say, um, I wanted to give you the chance with her, even though it fucking kills me to watch, but...
03:47I appreciate that.
03:51I actually really do.
03:52That's actually really nice.
03:54Um, yeah, I'm actually stunned.
03:56I don't even know what to say.
03:58I'm like, thank you.
03:59Um, I don't even know how I'm here, actually, no, if I'm honest with you.
04:05Yeah, I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly, I'm not going to lie.
04:09Mm.
04:10But, um, yeah, at the end of the day, I'd rather hurt one person than two.
04:16I'm going to lie.
04:17It's very mature.
04:17I'm not going to lie.
04:18I don't know.
04:18Okay.
04:18He's on the day bed.
04:19I don't know.
04:19I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed because yeah, he owes me a solid after that.
04:32Fabulous.
04:34I'm so good at this.
04:36How many pillows am I getting? There's going to be no chair left.
04:38There you go. Take a seat.
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara, you know, it's kind of what I wanted, a model, tall, skinny, beautiful, coming in, picking me.
04:50It's great, you know?
04:52Did you have an idea of who Mateo was going to pick?
04:55Nah.
04:56You?
04:57I could not. Well, yeah.
04:59I thought he was going to pick you, aren't I?
05:00I did too.
05:01Yeah, that surprised me.
05:03And then I knew she was going to pick Kai, to be honest.
05:06Yeah, I did too.
05:08I was surprised.
05:09I did too.
05:10Okay.
05:11Anyway.
05:12Give me a cuddle.
05:31You're still a , I swear to God.
05:33I still hate your fucking guts.
05:36Oh my goodness, mate.
05:38I think.
05:39Oh, he's walking with his hand, isn't he?
05:41Yeah, he's still a gentleman.
05:43Still a gentleman, but they literally hated each other.
05:46Yeah, but that's a nice story, isn't it?
05:48That's like real love coming back.
05:50Do you think that they could possibly?
05:53Like, yeah.
05:54I, yeah.
05:55I don't know if I'm meant to say that, but I think it.
05:57I know.
05:58Hey, guys.
05:59Come hang out.
06:00Come hang out.
06:01Maybe, Doug.
06:02I don't really want to hang out with you.
06:03If I'm honest with y'all.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Mmm.
06:08Um.
06:09I don't think.
06:10Hmm.
06:11I'll have a chat after you're done.
06:12Of course.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Um.
06:15Yeah.
06:16This whole situation has been really messy.
06:18Um, and I can understand that would have been really hard.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:22And weird thing for Jana.
06:23Yeah, of course.
06:24Weird thing for him, weird thing for me.
06:27Like, it's the whole thing is just the biggest headache.
06:30Mm-hmm.
06:31And a mess.
06:32Mm-hmm.
06:33Like, that ex situation.
06:34Oh, my God.
06:36Mateo picking me.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38Mateo picking me.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:41Mateo picking me.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44Oh, my God.
06:46Oh, my God.
06:47And I was just like, oh, my God.
06:48Oh, my God, Mateo picking me.
06:51I was not expecting that.
06:53Like, babes, the titties were, in fact, very blindsided,
06:58especially my right one,
07:00because this one's, like, more, like, stronger,
07:02like, very more powerful.
07:04She was blindsided, babe.
07:07Your face fed down there with your fucking...
07:10Babe, I was not expecting that.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:13I didn't think you would be, anyways.
07:14But do you know what?
07:14Well, I feel like we did have a really cool chat.
07:18Are you excited?
07:20I'm curious.
07:21Yeah, I'm honestly...
07:23You're curious to know.
07:23Honestly, honestly, mixed emotions.
07:27Like...
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah, mixed emotions.
07:30What do you mean?
07:32Like...
07:33I...
07:36I don't know.
07:40Hello.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Cool.
07:42Yeah, it's a weird, weird situation.
07:47Like, I feel like no guy wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having, like, that mixed emotions about that choice.
07:53I know it was so, like, sudden
07:54and she hasn't had time to process it,
07:56but it also gave me a sense of
07:58she doesn't really know 100% what she wants.
08:00So could you put it on me?
08:06Baby, you've got one night,
08:08so could you put it on me?
08:10Yeah.
08:13And so you're sleeping on the day bed?
08:16Yeah, I don't know.
08:16I'm just not even yet, but, yeah.
08:18Because I could go back to bed with old mate if you want.
08:20No, I don't know.
08:21I don't want you to.
08:22Oh, I don't want you to.
08:24Okay.
08:25Not at all.
08:25Hmm.
08:26I genuinely did think that Kai was going to be going home tonight,
08:34so I never want to take a kiss from Kai for granted again.
08:38Hmm.
08:41What?
08:44Hmm.
08:45I'm happy.
08:48I'm happy.
08:48I'm happy.
08:49I'm happy.
08:49I'm happy.
08:51Oh, it's been a crazy fucking night.
09:02Take your bloody hands out of your bloody pants.
09:05Shh.
09:05Stop making it suss.
09:07You just make it suss yourself, babe.
09:09No, I wasn't trying.
09:11Hmm.
09:12Damn boy.
09:12Is it?
09:17His peepee went yay, yay.
09:19And I was like, nay, nay.
09:22Sorry.
09:24Speaking of small erections,
09:25did you know the villa team erected the teepee in just 30 minutes?
09:29They're the best.
09:30Irish queen Tamara now sits on this erection to chat to Mateo.
09:34It's attention, perverts.
09:36Hi.
09:36How are you?
09:37Good, how are you?
09:38I just wanted to give you a minute.
09:40To...
09:41To?
09:41Breathe?
09:42Just, yeah.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Nah, I've had, I've kind of processed it and stuff.
09:45I'm, like, happy now.
09:47How do you feel?
09:48I feel like Mick.
09:50Yeah, of course.
09:51Who obviously I picked.
09:52Mm-hmm.
09:52Who's right there.
09:54Yeah.
09:58He's very funny.
09:59Yeah, he is.
09:59He's got really good banter,
10:01and I don't think everyone gets his humour.
10:03What a do, baby.
10:05Yeah.
10:05But I think his humour is so funny.
10:06Like, I think he's hysterical.
10:08Yeah, definitely.
10:08So, yeah, I definitely was, like, out of everyone, I was like, I'll be the most comfortable.
10:13Yeah, of course, of course.
10:14Like, with him.
10:15Or would you say your, like, ideal man is that you'd bring home to mum?
10:19I feel like I just like someone who's funny and nice.
10:22Yeah, okay, cool.
10:23Because he's got good family values, too.
10:24Mm, definitely.
10:25Looks-wise, tall, dark and handsome.
10:28Mm.
10:28Tatted.
10:29Really?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Like, how tatted?
10:32As tatted as possible.
10:33Yeah, we definitely vibe.
10:37Like, definitely vibe.
10:38Hey, boys.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Yancey-boo.
10:40Hi.
10:41How are you?
10:41Hey.
10:41Good.
10:42Good.
10:42You look happy-chappy tonight.
10:44Do I?
10:45Yeah.
10:46I was smiling.
10:47I'm happy for you.
10:48Thanks, babe.
10:49She's having a bit of a chat to Matteo down there, though.
10:51You're all right?
10:52No, I feel good.
10:53I think she has a vibe with, um, Matteo.
10:56I find him mighty boring.
10:59I don't really see Matteo as a threat, if I'm honest.
11:02Like, if anything, he's a bit of a mini-me, but maybe not as cool.
11:05So, at the end of the day, I'm in bed with her tonight, and he's not.
11:09What car do you drive?
11:10An Audi.
11:11Really?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, nice.
11:12Guess what I'll drive.
11:13Oh, okay.
11:15No-one ever guesses.
11:16Okay.
11:17Is it, is it like a van?
11:19It's a van.
11:20Yes, nice luck, friend.
11:21Oh, my God, I win.
11:22All the cars I've owned.
11:24I've named, right?
11:26All the same.
11:27Nice.
11:28My Audi's Anastasia.
11:31Like, 50 shades.
11:32Yeah.
11:32Nice.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Nice.
11:34Come on, it's an Audi.
11:35And then the vans are, because it's a French vanilla colour.
11:38It's like a baguette, because it looks like a baguette.
11:41A baguette, yeah.
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette or baguette.
11:45I say baguette.
11:47Oh, my goodness.
11:54I'm definitely surprised with how good my first chat is going with Mateo.
11:57I definitely think I get butterfly vibes.
12:00He makes me very, like, smiley.
12:03And, yeah, I definitely feel like I kind of light up around him a little bit.
12:06Mm.
12:07Yeah, I know.
12:08Sorry, I'm just getting fucking lost in your eyes.
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13Guys, the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection.
12:34They think we're making a cooking show.
12:36No kissing for the next 10 minutes.
12:39I said no kissing.
12:40No kissing.
12:41What am I, a joke to you?
12:44So you're a saint or a sinner?
12:46I don't know, babe.
12:48What's a saint?
12:49A good person.
12:50Babe, I think a saint.
12:51No, you're wrong.
12:52You're wrong.
12:52Babe, a saint is a devil and a sinner is a good person.
12:57Purple, devil.
12:58Purple, pink, pink.
12:59Angel, devil.
13:01Yeah, mate, are you colourblind or something?
13:03That's purple and that's purple.
13:04That is pink and that is pink.
13:06Yeah, well, you're a loser.
13:08And you look awesome.
13:09Yeah, so what's your plan tonight?
13:11Get a whole bed to yourself.
13:13Yeah, I want a bed to myself on a starfish.
13:15I used to be bleach blonde.
13:19It looks like, like, obviously brunette, but, like, golden.
13:23Aw, you're so sweet.
13:24Is that?
13:25Yeah, is that good?
13:25I'm glad that's what you're going for.
13:26How are you going?
13:27Good.
13:28Chocolate.
13:30I just feel like...
13:31What?
13:34Yeah, I just feel like we're really vibing.
13:36Yeah, I'm loving it.
13:39Yeah.
13:41I don't feel like this is forced at all.
13:43No, definitely not.
13:43And I was not expecting this coming into the village.
13:45I know, I think that's what's, like, taken me back the most.
13:48Mm-hmm.
13:48It's, like, I'm so open, so I knew, like, the possibility was there.
13:52Mm-hmm.
13:52But for it to be, like, the first girl, like, a couple of old babies, it's just, like...
13:55Mm-hmm.
13:56No, it wasn't.
13:57Like, what's the plan here?
13:58Like, what's going on?
13:59Yeah.
14:00But I'm loving it.
14:02Like, I can't actually really put it into words, to be honest.
14:05It just feels good.
14:07And just, like, I always find myself just, like, looking for you.
14:11100%.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Everyone's noticing the girl's, like,
14:13Oh, look, we notice how he looks at you, and so, like...
14:16Yeah.
14:18Mm-hmm.
14:19Aw, well, that's our cute quota done for the day.
14:22Lady, you're up.
14:23Now.
14:24Now.
14:25I don't know if you're, like, a cuddly kind of guy in the bed.
14:30Yeah.
14:31So, if you are, you're going to hate me for this.
14:33Why?
14:34Oh, you're so cute.
14:35Why?
14:36So, Kai is going to sleep in the day bed.
14:40Really?
14:41Because, like, him and Yana.
14:43Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
14:44It's pretty.
14:44That's totally fine.
14:46So, I'm thinking I'm going to go sleep in the day bed with you.
14:49That's fine.
14:50Yeah.
14:50But, like, I don't want you thinking,
14:53Oh, my God, I'm completely off here.
14:54No, no, not at all.
14:55Not at all.
14:56It was just obviously, like...
14:57Because I do like your vibe, and I do really, really like our chat.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00And I think you're really cool.
15:02Mm.
15:03Um.
15:05Lacey telling me this, I feel like it's kind of, like,
15:08turned me off a bit.
15:09I'm not going to lie.
15:09Like, I'm all about, you know,
15:11finding a true connection for everyone in here.
15:14So, if that's where her, obviously, head and feelings are at,
15:17that's fine, but I won't be making an effort.
15:21No, I won't be.
15:22I want to be a little bit naughty.
15:23I've been a little bit wild.
15:26Now I'm looking for somebody.
15:28I want to give you a cuddle.
15:31You're an absolute legend.
15:33You've got big balls, babe.
15:35I'll give you that.
15:36It's been a little bit crazy.
15:39I've been a little bit hurt.
15:41Now I'm looking for somebody to love again.
15:45Hi.
15:46Here come the cuddle buddies.
15:50Can you lie down, please?
15:52You want me to lie down?
15:53I have to grab my pillow.
15:56Sorry, babe.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58Sorry, babe.
15:59Oh, no, your hair is wet.
16:01Yeah, I just had a swim.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Night, Lacey.
16:04Night, babs.
16:06Have a good seat.
16:06Bye, guys.
16:07Night, guys.
16:08Night, guys.
16:09Love you all.
16:10Oh, already kicking my pillow off.
16:12Nice.
16:13Yeah.
16:13Oh.
16:14Good night, everyone.
16:17Good night.
16:18Love you.
16:18See you.
16:19Bye, bubba.
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and flies
16:25and mozzies.
16:27So, princess over here is, in fact, non-princessing right now for a man, which I thought I would
16:36never be having to do in my life ever, but I was never going to fall in love, love, love,
16:42love, love, oh.
16:43Little breastplate boy.
16:44I was never going to fall in love, love, love, love, oh.
16:48But now I found you.
16:50Never going to fall.
16:55But now I found you.
16:59No, that was never going to fall.
17:04But now I found you.
17:09I know you think that it makes it better.
17:19Gives you everything, cause it's the real go-getter.
17:22Hey, Pinky, I speak flamingo.
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night.
17:25What you see?
17:26Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub.
17:30Oh, quiet, Lexi can hear you.
17:33Oh, Christ.
17:35It's the right feel, and it's simply the right sound.
17:41Morning, people.
17:42Morning.
17:43Have a day in the villa.
17:45Good morning.
17:46How'd you sleep?
17:47I slept good.
17:48I slept good.
17:49Yeah.
17:50You can build me a princess castle for sleeping out here with you.
17:54Hmm.
17:57Close.
17:58Yes, those are my eyebrows.
17:59Yeah, they look great.
18:00They look pushy?
18:01Yeah.
18:02No, not pushy.
18:03I think you just slept on them.
18:04They're all going in different directions.
18:09Sharing the day bed with Kai outside last night was actually really romantic.
18:14I feel like it did make us closer.
18:18Say all the things you wanna say.
18:21Memories will melt away.
18:23It's real.
18:24It's the right feel.
18:25What it do, baby?
18:27Had exactly the right time.
18:30Better you know.
18:32So what do you think, um, what do you think Mario's gonna do with your missus?
18:37I don't know, ba.
18:38Honestly.
18:39Do you reckon you'll win her over?
18:40Nah.
18:41No way, mate.
18:42You reckon?
18:43Wow.
18:44Handsome man he is.
18:45I don't- I don't fall second, mate.
18:46Nice.
18:47Bit sweaty.
18:48That killed me, eh?
18:49I don't know why.
18:50Taylor's body's hot as fuck, hey?
18:51Do you reckon?
18:52Yeah.
18:53I think he's into mummysus.
18:54Yeah, he definitely is into her.
18:55Yeah.
18:56They had a little chat there.
18:57I think he's into mummysus.
18:58Yeah, he definitely is into her.
18:59Yeah.
19:00They had a little chat there.
19:01I think he's into mummysus.
19:02Yeah.
19:03He's into mummysus.
19:04I think he's into mummysus.
19:05Yeah, he definitely is into her.
19:06Yeah.
19:07They had a little chat there.
19:08I think last night.
19:09Yesterday, yeah.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Yeah.
19:12Matty boy's come in.
19:13Big little Mateo.
19:14Mick 2.0 I'd say.
19:15Mick Junior.
19:16You know, he's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here.
19:23And, um, maybe even trying to get my girl.
19:29Butt.
19:31Back yourself.
19:32See how you go.
19:33Back myself.
19:34If he wants to make his moves on her, like, I'm happy for him.
19:37Like, go ahead, brother.
19:39Game on.
19:40Oh, he's in budgies.
19:45Oh, my God, baby's so zesty.
19:48Sorry.
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit.
19:51Yeah, they're, like, too high.
19:52I know.
19:53They're very distracting over there.
19:54They're so distracting.
19:55Stop looking at them.
19:56It's kind of hot.
19:57Girls.
19:58Okay, sorry.
19:59Trying to get the girls' attention, but all they can do is stare at the men, like,
20:01oh, my God, wow, he is so hot.
20:03I mean, respectfully, fair enough.
20:04I would, too.
20:05What about you and Rossi?
20:07Yeah, how's this going?
20:08I don't know.
20:09Mmm.
20:10I can't tell if he likes me or not.
20:14Like, even in bedtime, like, as well, it's just like, all right, goodnight, roll over
20:19and go to sleep.
20:20Like, we're not very intimate.
20:21So, I'm actually deadass.
20:23I'm just like, babe, if you like me, can't tell.
20:25No.
20:26But if you don't, then maybe just let me know so I can stop.
20:28Yeah.
20:29I feel like you just need to have, like, an actual serious chat.
20:30Correct.
20:31Having all this fun, like, friendly banter, but, like, what's he doing?
20:34We haven't had a serious chat.
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow or today.
20:37Exactly.
20:38If someone walks in tomorrow, like, sold.
20:39Like, he needs to realise that he can lose you.
20:41Yeah.
20:42And, like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch.
20:43Wait.
20:44He really needs to step up his game.
20:45I love you, Roscoe, and I want the best for you.
20:47Because there's always a bomb around the corner.
20:49They need to remember that.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Wait.
20:53Where is he?
20:54It's so paranoid.
20:55He's right behind you.
20:56You all right there, doll?
20:58Are you trying to eavesdrop?
20:59What are you doing there?
21:00Yeah.
21:01Oh, no.
21:02No, I'm just, like, trying to figure out my entry point.
21:04Go on.
21:05We're talking about you.
21:07Hurry up.
21:10He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop.
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing, OK?
21:15Don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water
21:17because there's no sounds under there, OK?
21:19So then I woke up this morning and I just sort of, like,
21:22I was, like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be.
21:24And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything.
21:26No, I was absorbing it this morning because I wasn't.
21:28Yeah.
21:29I noticed it last night without you having to tell me.
21:31Yeah.
21:32And went, hmm.
21:33Yeah, so...
21:34I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head,
21:36but I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where
21:38you're coming from.
21:39Yeah.
21:40Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oh, oh, oh.
21:44I'm trying to talk about you.
21:45I'm doing laps.
21:46Like, take a private.
21:47Take a private.
21:48It's over near the flamingo.
21:49He's so funny.
21:51You can whisper.
21:52You want?
21:53Anyway.
21:54OK.
21:55Well, so today, I think I need to talk to you.
21:58Basically say, babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell.
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sitch, Pinky?
22:04Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
22:07Never mind.
22:10Coming up...
22:11Give it to me.
22:14A juicy challenge turns from sweet to sour.
22:19Yay!
22:20What's going on?
22:22If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos.
22:25Because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second.
22:27I'll draw you in like a moth to a flame.
22:28Reckless.
22:29There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain.
22:33How lovely.
22:34There's romance in the villa too, you know.
22:36Look.
22:37See?
22:38Romance.
22:39And...
22:40Motor...
22:41Boatmance.
22:42Well, it's diminishing returns, really.
22:43We work with what we have.
22:44Except, Sharon.
22:45Your energy was so flat this morning.
22:46But I suppose you did just wake up.
22:48I'm just getting used to being around all these people.
22:49Yeah.
22:50And all this energy, like...
22:51I understand.
22:52I understand.
22:53I understand.
22:54I understand.
22:55I understand.
22:56I understand.
22:57I understand.
22:58I understand.
22:59I understand.
23:00I understand.
23:01I understand.
23:02I understand.
23:03I understand.
23:04I understand.
23:05I understand.
23:06I understand.
23:07I understand that.
23:08But I did say to the girls, just then, and they noticed it too.
23:12I was like, I actually...
23:14I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not.
23:17Because you're so...
23:18Really?
23:19Yeah.
23:20Because you're so, um...
23:21You're too chill.
23:22And you're not overly affectionate.
23:23And you're not very overly, like...
23:26Like, you physically seem distant to me.
23:29Like...
23:30Do I?
23:31Like...
23:32Not right now.
23:33But like...
23:34Yesterday, during the day, like...
23:36Mm.
23:37We're not really, like, ever together.
23:39We're sort of off doing our own thing.
23:42So I'm like, ooh.
23:43Mm.
23:44Maybe he doesn't actually like me.
23:45Because he seems to be not around me.
23:47No.
23:48No, I do like you.
23:49Of course.
23:50Okay.
23:51Well, maybe just make it more obvious that you like me.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Like, what...
23:57What would it look like?
23:58More, more...
23:59You don't even kiss me in bed.
24:00Like, you don't even...
24:02Like, we don't...
24:03We're not very physically affectionate.
24:05I love cuddling you in bed.
24:06Yeah.
24:07But like, bro...
24:08We had...
24:09Like, kiss goodnight and then that's it.
24:13Well, the first night, you literally told me, like,
24:15I'm not gonna hook up with...
24:16I'm not gonna make out with you, like, in bed.
24:18Well, it was day one.
24:20Yeah, but...
24:21Well, still.
24:22I mean, well, I just...
24:23It just put me on the back foot of like, okay,
24:24maybe she doesn't like that much forward affection.
24:26Oh, no, I do.
24:27Well, I thought it was more just like,
24:28that wasn't what you wanted to do.
24:29I didn't know it was because it was night one.
24:30No, it was night one.
24:31No, it was night one.
24:32Right.
24:35She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed
24:37and I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39that's not something she wants to do
24:40because that's what she told me.
24:41You know?
24:42Yeah, I feel like we've been very...
24:44I'm glad we cleared that up.
24:45Yeah.
24:46Mm.
24:47I feel like we've just been a bit...
24:48stagnant the last few days.
24:50We haven't...
24:51You wanna take it to the next level?
24:52Or...
24:53Or...
24:54You know...
24:55Some nighttime kisses.
24:56Some nighttime kisses.
24:57A little hook up.
24:58If you want my love, just ask me.
25:00No pressure.
25:01No pressure.
25:02No pressure.
25:03No pressure.
25:04No pressure.
25:05No pressure.
25:06No pressure.
25:07No pressure.
25:08No pressure.
25:09No pressure.
25:10No pressure.
25:11No pressure.
25:12No pressure.
25:13No pressure.
25:14No pressure.
25:15No pressure.
25:16No pressure.
25:17Oh yeah, what princess would I be?
25:18Do you think?
25:19Cinderella, do you think?
25:20Or wait...
25:21Do you know princess?
25:22Not really.
25:23Maybe like fucking Tangled with short hair or something
25:25because she's a bit of a bad bitch.
25:27What's her name?
25:28Tangled.
25:29What's her actual name?
25:30Yeah, yeah.
25:31What's her actual name?
25:32Is her real name Rapunzel?
25:33Oh yeah, that's the one.
25:35Honestly, I feel like I'm a mix of princesses.
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess
25:43and I've just like built like this batty, girly,
25:46little pink princess with these fat, big, juicy balls.
25:51That's the princess I think I am.
25:53I really want to tan today.
25:56Princess Ballsack and her best friend's ex
25:59coming to a theatre near you.
26:01Also currently playing, Tamara and Mateo chat
26:04while Mick rubs his face in a hat.
26:07How do you feel about Leigh sleeping out here?
26:11Like I obviously understand it.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me?
26:18Maybe not.
26:19Does that make sense?
26:20Okay.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Did she tell you she was open for you?
26:23Oh, 100%.
26:24Okay.
26:25Like I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that.
26:26No, I totally get that.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Because I feel like when they're talking,
26:31I feel like they tell each other they're pretty locked in.
26:34Yeah.
26:35So I don't, it's interesting.
26:37It is interesting, eh?
26:38How are you feeling towards your like couple?
26:42Good.
26:43But I definitely feel like he doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously.
26:48Okay.
26:49So like even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question,
26:51he'll answer with a joke.
26:52And I'm like, okay, but are you gonna give me the actual answer?
26:55And he doesn't.
26:56So I'm just like, okay.
26:57I'm like, okay.
26:58And what do you, do you like that?
26:59Or do you like, like what?
27:00Not like, I like the humor for sure.
27:01Of course.
27:02But I'm like, it can't be all jokes all the time.
27:03I feel like.
27:04Yeah, of course, of course.
27:05So like, I feel like when I talk to you, you actually.
27:06When push comes to shove.
27:07Yeah.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Like I feel like when I talk to you, you actually give me genuine answers.
27:10So yeah.
27:11I'm like, I feel like I don't know a lot about him.
27:13Okay.
27:14Interesting.
27:15I'll tell you one thing.
27:18Yeah, bro.
27:19I fucking.
27:20I think I got a neck.
27:21Oh, no.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Physical lick?
27:24Yeah.
27:25No, I'm just this fake tan on the hands really.
27:28Oh, okay.
27:29I can't unsee it, bro.
27:30Yeah, yeah.
27:31It is like she just dipped her hand in a honey jar.
27:33Yeah, well.
27:34I'm icked out, bro.
27:37Nah, sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick.
27:41Nah, nah, mate.
27:42She's gonna need some like bicarb soda and lemon on those hands.
27:45Hey, that's fine.
27:46I mean, look, Sian's probably a bit on the demanding pushy side for my kind of chick too.
27:51Can I see?
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah.
27:54You feel that?
27:55Yeah.
27:56But like she's not perfect.
27:57I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes.
27:58Like, I've gotten over icks before like quite quickly when you really think about it and
28:03it's not a big deal.
28:04It's really not because it's a temporary thing.
28:06But like she's Irish, bro, so she's always gonna be white.
28:09And I like tans.
28:11Oh.
28:12It's a very, very minor ick to have.
28:15But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for maybe she's into Mateo and if he gets
28:21dropped from that couple, at least he'll have a reason that he's preempted and he'll be okay
28:26with it.
28:27Do you know what I mean?
28:28Like, it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego, I think.
28:30He's gone for it, mate.
28:31I'm joking.
28:32Yeah.
28:33I'm joking.
28:34I'm joking.
28:35Fair play to him.
28:36He needs to.
28:37Let him, yeah.
28:38Yeah, I know.
28:39But I think I need another bomb.
28:43Yeah, for sure.
28:44It's early days too.
28:45It is, it is.
28:46I mean, I only talked to you last night for the first time.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:49Yeah, I was like, this is like our second conversation.
28:50I feel like that kind of like, was like, what the fuck?
28:52I didn't expect that at all.
28:53What?
28:54I just didn't expect us to click.
28:56I feel like coming in, like, we just probably just kind of shut each other off because we're
28:59like the new bombshells and whatnot.
29:00And then I feel like you and I get along.
29:02Yeah, we definitely, we definitely do.
29:04Just like, you know, when you kind of just get someone.
29:06Yeah, I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level, for sure.
29:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09It helps.
29:10Same, like, maturity, same.
29:12Yeah.
29:13Same bit, like, it's just, like, it's all there.
29:15We're balancing out pretty well.
29:16Yeah, I agree.
29:17Yeah, for sure.
29:18Mateo just got this really calm energy about him.
29:22I think he shares a lot more and more voluntarily without you kind of having to dig as much.
29:27And it's been really nice getting to know him.
29:31Don't worry, our Irish queen.
29:33Your fake tan hands are perfect.
29:36As the Islanders play about, Ross has decided to start the girls' primary school education from scratch.
29:43Gabby.
29:44Gabby and Lacey, this is a strawberry, okay?
29:47Oh!
29:49Ross!
29:50I got a text!
29:53My first text!
29:54Oh, no, I'm sick.
29:57Islanders, prepare your peaches and plums.
30:02It's time to find out what the superfans really think about you.
30:05No!
30:08You're off to the Garden of Eden.
30:10For today's challenge, forbidden fruit.
30:13Hashtag original sin.
30:15Hashtag rotten or ripe.
30:17Don't see any chance yet.
30:19I'm guessing we're all going to hell.
30:21Superfans, God, what have they been seeing?
30:23I'm a little bit nervous.
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth, so...
30:26Ah, sorry!
30:27I wish I had an arse.
30:28Maybe I should put another pair of undies on in the dentures.
30:31Yeah, I'll be patting the backside more than the front, mate.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Now's the time to strike, play, do not blame.
30:38Do you think that this could, like, possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so, yeah.
30:46You're literally rocking a sock.
30:49Oh, yeah, baby!
30:52Well, it looks alright, doesn't it?
30:54Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:58Is there going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:01I actually have no idea.
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here.
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31:35Oh, undies stuffed with socks and happy faces.
31:54I can't see either staying intact
31:56because a die-hard group of fans, known as the Superfans,
32:00have been watching a feed from the villa
32:02and now the Islanders are about to get their first insight
32:05into what the Superfans think of them.
32:08It's Forbidden Fruit.
32:10Make it go!
32:13Let's go!
32:14Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden.
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
32:19And one big bite of my banana
32:21is going to keep you up on that, baby girl.
32:25Oh, my God!
32:26Give it to me.
32:29Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross,
32:32but that's part of the fun, isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the Superfans.
32:38What percentage of Superfans
32:40thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the Superfans are going to be thinking,
32:47but we're going to run with high.
32:49We think the answer is 70%.
32:52We've known each other for 24 hours, love.
32:56It's boys versus girls
32:57and the Islander closest to the correct percentage wins.
33:01The correct answer is 15%.
33:04I think it was a fair reflection.
33:06We've had a good initial connection, but it's so new and fresh.
33:18I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry.
33:22Next to fondle some forbidden fruit, it's Sharon and Ross.
33:26Oh, Ross!
33:27Yes, darling?
33:28My papaya's throbbing for you.
33:30Oh, baby!
33:34It was my first time going down a papaya
33:36and I kind of liked it.
33:39Always a good move to see the men pleasure the papaya first,
33:43ladies first, please and thank you.
33:48Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up.
33:50We're making it extra wet, baby!
33:53What percentage of superfans think that
33:56Sean and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:58Oh!
34:02Oh, that's rough because we've been talking about it.
34:04Earlier today, we chatted this all out.
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low.
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy.
34:11We think the answer is 18%.
34:16We think the answer is 30%.
34:20The correct answer is...
34:2424%.
34:27Oh!
34:28Smack bang in the middle!
34:29Pretty good!
34:30Oh, shit!
34:31Yeah, but I know I feel differently, babe.
34:33So do I.
34:34Moving forward, that 24% is way too low in my mind.
34:38I think more kissing and a bit more PDA.
34:42Let's get that shit up.
34:43Let's get that shit up.
34:48I'm so hungry.
34:49I need some food.
34:51Oh!
34:52Can I offer you some fresh melon?
34:53No!
34:54I was up in there like melon, melon.
34:55Whrrr.
34:56Whrrr.
34:57Whrrr.
34:58Whrrr.
34:59Whrrr.
35:00Whrrr.
35:01Whrrr.
35:02Whrrr.
35:03Whrrr.
35:04Whrrr.
35:05Whrrr.
35:06Whrrr.
35:07Whrrr.
35:08Whrrr.
35:09Oh my god.
35:10My kiss with Jotham is sexy.
35:11It's spicy.
35:12It's feisty.
35:13What percentage of superfans think Gabby could have her head turned by a new bum?
35:21I am literally with Jotham 24 7 in here
35:24I think we have probably one of the strongest connections in here, but I don't know how I'm coming across
35:29We think the answer is 50%
35:34We think the answer is
35:39The correct answer is
35:43It's 69%
35:48So 70% of them think I'm gonna have my head turned 69
35:5269% I'm like actually shocked never say never but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and
35:59I don't think another man could turn my head
36:04Look I think that her head would change. I'm not gonna lie if someone gave her enough attention
36:10You know anything could happen
36:13Oh
36:15There's nothing better than a big juicy page
36:17Oh
36:19You can say that again
36:21Oh
36:23The kiss of Connor it was actually so good
36:31It was sexy it was fruity it was fun
36:35We're normally so vanilla
36:37What percentage of superfans think that Connor is genuinely looking for love?
36:42100
36:44100
36:46100%
36:48What do you reckon?
36:49I think 90 plus
36:50Connor's a lover boy this one's high for sure
36:52We think the number is 92%
36:56We think the answer is 91%
37:00Oh
37:02I'm in here for the right reasons this one's gonna be high
37:06The correct answer is
37:1011%
37:12What is he?
37:13What is he?
37:14What is going on?
37:15What are they saying that we're not?
37:16Yeah what are they saying that we're not boys?
37:18Look look what do they know
37:20It was a bit of a what the fuck
37:24I'm here for love but believe what you want to believe
37:26Oh she didn't kiss back
37:28I feel so rattled if Connor is being disingenuous one thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to say adios amigos because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second and I never will
37:32Mmm what a lovely pair
37:56Thanks babe I grew them myself
38:02It's a pretty passionate kiss we had a bit of fruit on us so it was like even more kind of saucy
38:15Yeah
38:19It was fucking hard to watch
38:21Lacey like wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't want me to kiss anyone but can go and kiss who she wants makes me look like a mug
38:29What percentage of super fans think Matteo is the most genuine islander in the villa?
38:38I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love that answer should be like a million percent
38:4311%
38:4415%
38:45Yeah
38:46All us girls think that this is going to be low
38:48We think the answer is 65%
38:51We think that the number is 11%
38:55Oh
38:56Fuck yous that's crazy
38:58That's crazy
38:59It's hard not to be insulted by that
39:01I literally stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved in your face
39:08I don't know it was like a kick in the like dick
39:10The correct answer is
39:1590%
39:17Oh
39:1890
39:19Oh
39:20Yeah
39:2190 Matteo let's go
39:22Sorry
39:23We love you
39:24Don't be sorry you're alright
39:25He's one of the most genuine people I've ever met so I understood why he was upset that the girls put his percentage so low
39:33Help me my plums are leaking
39:40Oh
39:41Did someone call a plumber?
39:43Yes
39:44Go girls
39:46Oh
39:47Yeah I definitely knew Lacey would have been looking at me but fuck after her kiss from Matteo to complain
40:02Two can play that game
40:04Oh
40:05Oh
40:06Oh my god
40:07Oh my god
40:09Oh my god
40:12Oh my god
40:13If we're going to go tip for tap mate I'll always win that game so yeah
40:17That's ruthless
40:18That's actually ruthless
40:19That's ruthless
40:20That's ruthless
40:21Cause he told me he wouldn't touch her again
40:22Kai
40:24If you're going to kiss your ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
40:28You know what I mean?
40:29Like don't make a promise that you can't keep
40:32What percentage of super fans think Yana and Kai will end up boyfriend and girlfriend again?
40:39Oh wow
40:43This one's so hard
40:45I am absolutely on the edge of my seat
40:47Things with Kai and Lacey are going well
40:50But Kai and Yana they're exes in one bedroom together sharing a bed
40:56We think the answer is 85%
40:59I agree
41:01We think the answer is 70%
41:06The correct answer is 52%
41:15Ooh
41:16Split the group, split the group
41:18I think the super fans would like to maybe see a love story come out of this but yeah I don't know
41:26When are you guys getting back together?
41:29I mean Yana and Kai is exciting definitely
41:31Like I like the idea of it
41:32I think it's cute
41:33I think it's like a romance movie really
41:34Maybe a bit of a tragic one but uh
41:36Nonetheless still a good story
41:38He has been telling me that he's all for me
41:44He doesn't want anyone else and he wants nothing to do with her
41:51I just feel like why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt
41:58I just don't understand like all I want is just a normal relationship
42:04The forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste
42:26Thankfully work experience Lucy is outside with the cattle prod to make sure the islanders look happy upon their return
42:33Oh my gosh
42:35Five hit
42:36Yes, five hit
42:37Five hit
42:38Let's chat girls
42:39Let's chat
42:40How is everyone
42:41How are you feeling?
42:42Because that was quite intense
42:43How do you feel about your answer?
42:44I don't know
42:45I feel like I can't
42:46I think you guys know me the best
42:48That was the biggest curveball of the night
42:49Yeah
42:50Yeah
42:51I don't think I've faked myself once in here
42:52What percent was that again?
42:53Eleven
42:54Eleven
42:55Do you know what I think it is?
42:56I think it's shifty
42:57Is there a thing of coming here with a game plan of just being in love and staying in love
43:01Because you haven't opened yourself up enough to different people
43:03Yeah, I haven't given other people chances
43:05Yeah, but why would you when you've got something strong going on?
43:07That's my point
43:08It obviously doesn't sound great
43:09The last thing I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game
43:13I'm just pretty desperate to have a chat to her and just see where her head's at
43:17Are you wigged out?
43:18Yeah
43:19Are you really?
43:20Yeah, a little
43:21Do you doubt it or?
43:22Because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and that rigs me up
43:24Because I feel like I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm like
43:28Just don't want to like have that happen to me again
43:30Do you get the vibe at all?
43:31Because I'm like actually starting to
43:33Catch feelings
43:34Yeah, that one
43:35Deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true?
43:39I feel like my guard is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:44And vulnerable and exposed
43:45Right, Yana babe
43:46Oh yeah, me
43:47I think 50-50 is like fair enough for them to think like I have been upset
43:52Yeah
43:53You are exes, it was recent
43:54Yeah, it is exes, it was recent
43:56They're not sure
43:57Yeah
43:58So like it's not like they're sure or anything really
44:00How are you feeling doll?
44:01Um
44:04I don't know, I feel like
44:07I feel like this just happens to me
44:09Sorry, I'm not upset at you babe
44:11Yeah
44:12Like sorry
44:13No, I knew this is coming
44:15It's okay baby, take your time
44:18Oh, I wanted to fuck off from that debrief
44:22Talk to us
44:23Talk to us, how are you feeling?
44:24Talk
44:25I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm happy with someone
44:29It just gets taken away
44:31Like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart
44:35Baby
44:36No, that's okay
44:37I feel like
44:38Do you feel like he's like
44:39It's okay, I just feel like
44:41I feel like I get more upset at myself
44:44Because when I do like someone
44:46I do kind of just really love so easily
44:50And like that's why I just get hurt
44:52Because like I just
44:57I want to talk about the next big thing was um
44:59Lacey's reaction
45:00Yeah
45:01Yeah
45:02Yeah
45:03I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you
45:04As if it's your choice
45:05As if it's your choice
45:06Like she got in there, they got into it
45:07Like juicy
45:08All that shit
45:09Like she can do
45:10It's a challenge mate
45:11If she can go in there and just do that
45:12Like what do you fuck
45:13I'm just going to go oh yeah cool
45:14Like you know what I mean
45:15It's a double standard there
45:16Like she's going and getting into work here
45:18But then you're not allowed to
45:19Yeah I mean I can see why Kai's upset
45:21Like she's painting him a bit as the bad guy
45:23Again like what
45:25Which is kind of what happened to me in a sense
45:27You know I don't know man
45:28Like it's given off quite immature vibes
45:30To be honest with you
45:31Um
45:32I'm just thinking Lacey's going around in circles
45:34She doesn't know what she wants
45:35And going from one triangle to another
45:37And I don't really want that in a woman at all
45:39So yeah
45:40Yeah
45:41Honestly doll
45:42Like conserve your energy
45:43Yeah
45:44And only give it to the people who deserve it
45:45When they deserve it
45:46Yeah
45:47As they earn your trust
45:48I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it
45:50Don't go calling him
45:51I'm not going to pull you
45:52Send the day with the girls like
45:53Yeah
45:54Don't say anything to you
45:55No no no no
45:56If he doesn't pull me
45:57Yeah
45:58And reassure me
45:59Yeah
46:00I don't want that
46:01Wait for him to come reassure you
46:02Yeah
46:03Oh no we don't care
46:07Don't need a billionaire
46:09Don't need a guy
46:10Only 11% of the superfans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the villa
46:15Don't worry pal
46:16Only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny and I still have a job
46:20You'll be fine
46:21I wasn't expecting that
46:23Like I'm a good judge of character
46:24Yeah
46:25But then like obviously everyone else has seen a different thing
46:29And it like kind of like stresses me out
46:32Of course
46:33Yeah it's not nice to hear
46:34Well why do you think that they rated you 11%?
46:36I try not to read into it because I know what we've got
46:39Yeah
46:40I just don't want you to like
46:41I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming on here for exposure and like
46:43Yeah
46:44Like playing a game
46:45Because like I'm not staying with you to play it safe I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you
46:49For me it's just making me question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that
46:54I'm being partnered up with someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love
46:57If I wanted to be in here and stay in here as long as I could I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open
47:04Like I didn't even talk to Tamara when she come in
47:06Do you know what I mean?
47:07Yeah
47:08Like I haven't even showed half the people in here who I am because I'm set on you
47:12Mm
47:13Like I want to get to know you
47:14Trust is so important in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me but I think I've earned it pretty well in here
47:22There's nothing you're not telling me there?
47:23No
47:24Okay
47:25Yeah
47:26Like I said we just have to trust each other
47:27Yeah because it will come out
47:28Exactly
47:29And I will find out
47:30Yes exactly
47:31Like I said baby
47:32Keep on keeping on
47:34When you're a dad you're going to make the most embarrassing jokes
47:39I feel like he was very honest with me
47:41So I'm going to trust Connor but I still will have my wits about me I don't fuck around
47:45Okay
47:46Well I'm glad we talked to you
47:48It's nice and cold
47:49Is it?
47:50Let me have another sip
47:51I'm very happy with the way that conversation ended and it ended on a kiss so super fans
48:06Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Yana so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long for him to come chat to her that she's fallen into a deep sleep
48:16Things are real mysterious man I think there's a full number of sides to you that no one knows
48:21Ah priorities Kai? Princess Ballsack needs true love's kiss
48:25I feel like he's a copper mate I feel like he's in it a real moment
48:29I'm so tired
48:30The fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat I think I'm done I'm ready to turn lesbian
48:38So sign me up
48:40I'm just very protective of where I put my energy
48:43You're protective of your energy
48:45Of where I put it
48:46Or maybe I'm not going to have anyone I don't know what the word is for that but what's the word when you're just into yourself and you're into no one else cause that's where I'm at
48:54You okay babe I girls I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second okay?
49:01Anything?
49:02No
49:03No
49:04I'm just done
49:07Like I can't be fucked I'm mentally checked out
49:10With everything
49:12I think you really need to chat to him first before you check
49:15No but he's showing that he doesn't care
49:17He doesn't give a flying fart
49:18He's like that fucking yappy yappy yappy shinnis
49:20Yeah
49:21More shit comes out of his mouth than his asshole that's for sure
49:23Yeah
49:24More shit comes out of Cara's mouth than his asshole that he's got no balls
49:34He's a loser
49:35He actually has no balls
49:36It's an actually inverted dick
49:38What a little shit
49:40Um I think his behaviour is giving like inverted dick behaviour like your dick is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth that's why he talks so much shit
50:01You can fuck right off hey
50:06More shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole babe
50:10What do you mean?
50:11You can't say that
50:12Nah I'm done
50:13I'm actually done
50:14What do you mean?
50:15You can just sit there and fucking say like you're gonna be neutral about it and not do that and you go and suck his face like nothing get him to pretty much suck your tits like what do you want me to do?
50:22Just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off
50:24Okay
50:25We both said like we wanted to be neutral about it and like you go and do that like it's pretty shit
50:29He just kind of stood there and was like yeah we should go for it I don't even know what he really said to be honest because his vocabulary is like the vocabulary of a two year old
50:38Do you not get where I'm coming from?
50:40I feel like if I just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug and look like a loser
50:43You can just leave just go
50:44What?
50:45Just actually just go
50:46I don't really want to add I actually don't want anything to do with you anymore
50:51But how is that fair?
50:53It's a different situation babe
50:55It was what so like I just what so you want you just want to neck on with everyone you want?
50:59Kai just fuck off!
51:00Just go!
51:01Fucking piss take that.
51:03Fuck me dude.
51:04You're a fucking piss take.
51:05Hey ha-
51:06What a joke eh?
51:08What a joke mate
51:25Handsome Prince Inverted Dick has come to the pool having just told Princess Ballsack she was a joke after she told him to F off.
51:45If Disney doesn't bid for the rights to make this film they can kiss next year's box office goodbye.
51:51Bye!
51:52Just get the good times on my mind
51:56Bye man
51:57Oh
51:58Okay
51:59What?
52:00What?
52:01Who?
52:02What the?
52:03What?
52:04Oh just both times.
52:05Yeah you're a fucker.
52:06I don't know.
52:07You're a pe-
52:08I don't know.
52:09She blew up in me again.
52:10I can't believe you're a pe-
52:11I don't know.
52:12You can't even say that.
52:13I was like what do you think I'm not necking any of y'all this whole time and you can neck on with every single bloke and she's like a different
52:20I'm like you know it's a piss second you get the fuck out we're done.
52:23I'm like yeah righto bud.
52:26Um yeah I just told Kai to fuck off because I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:33Okay how was that fair?
52:35So much yeah.
52:36How was that fair bro?
52:37And that was like she just pretty much called me in just like trying to embarrass me and I was like well how was that?
52:41Like she called you in just to tell you that?
52:43She goes you're a fucking joke and I went in there and just threw him the door going like how was that fair?
52:46Yeah.
52:47Oh god.
52:48Kai walking down to the pool he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like don't you think you're gonna fucking treat me like that?
52:54Just not really making sense of himself either just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:58Oh hell yeah.
52:59It's definitely a familiar act so I know what was going on there.
53:04Oh Lace.
53:05We're gonna cut off babe.
53:06Nah I'm okay.
53:07I think I'm just so done.
53:08Like I'm so mentally deranged babe.
53:09I think you guys need to have a proper chat though.
53:10Like just.
53:11Whose idea was it?
53:12To bring in cock head Kai.
53:26I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't like obviously it's hated
53:35right now.
53:36Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Yeah.
53:38Don't walk past murking at me.
53:39I'm sick and tired of the male species.
53:48Every single conversation I have with a man I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:54And it's almost as if I don't like I already don't have brain cells but I'm just going in
54:01the negatives.
54:02I know you guys are heated right now.
54:04Don't settle.
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:08I'm just slow and drain babe.
54:09I have no.
54:10I have nothing left in me to like have another like.
54:13I know how you feel.
54:14I know how you feel.
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend and my best friend to get together.
54:19Like what's going on here?
54:21Ah.
54:22Another day in paradise eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:26This is what's going on here.
54:31It's when you see what it is.
54:32Kai?
54:33Hey mate…
54:34He-
54:35Kai.
54:36Do you want to go for a chat?
54:40Hm...
54:41Where?
54:42Where are?
54:46There.
54:47Sure.
54:48The fact that I had to pull you for a chat, is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55trying to talk to you and you said no like three times. You literally just like you didn't really
54:59try let's be real come on. I feel like it's so dull I get where you're coming from but I feel
55:06like it's such double standards when we both say like let's not. But you said to me you promise
55:11you won't do that again knowing how much it hurt. Yeah if you show me mutual respect and you're on
55:16the same basis. I have. Then you go and suck his face. It was not to that extent.
55:25But how does that lay out? You know that. You know that babe. You know that.
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you whereas you've intentionally hurt me. I'm not intentionally
55:35doing anything. I'm intentionally not hurting myself. Well yeah you did babe because you literally said
55:37oh well she kissed old mate so I'm going to let yeah let's do it. Well look I'm not going to make
55:42a mug out of myself. This is what I'm saying. You're saying that I'm playing games but that to me is
55:46playing games. You think this is. Yeah I'm playing. I'm just playing what you're playing. That's how I
55:49say. I'm not playing games Kai though. This is what I'm saying. Well then I don't know what you're doing
55:52then. You tell me one thing there and then you do the opposite. You've done it the whole time.
55:58So do you get where I'm coming from? I have not done it the whole time. I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well then don't do it. This is what I'm saying. You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying. It's like childish behaviour.
56:10Can we find some patience?
56:11The whole time you've been playing games with me. Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time. It hasn't Kai. It has. It has not been tit for tat.
56:21It has the whole fucking time. No it hasn't. It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:27Like it just makes no sense to me at all and like it just doesn't. It just fuck oh.
56:33Honestly I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:35It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do. And I am. Yeah and look at the
56:40situation. And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me you've
56:44Yeah and you're not proving it to me either. But the banana snap is sort of. Oh you're actually
56:48a joke. You're actually a joke. I don't have fun with you new boys. Don't be cutting with you
56:52because I'm done with this shit. Like I don't know what you want me to do. Treat me like a mug.
56:57As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot. I was really really starting to like him.
57:27Sure. It looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa. But I can assure you next time
57:33there is plenty of romance. Oh and a massive fire pit with a dumping no one will see you coming.
57:40Next time
57:41There's high romance on horseback
57:46Wait. Mine's going to the toilet. Oh yeah. You let it go baby.
57:52And in the hideaway
57:54I can't believe we're having alone time. I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham
57:58so much. Like oh he's so sexy.
58:02Then
58:03I wish I was here for a chit chat
58:05but unfortunately
58:06this isn't a social visit.
58:09A selfie sized surprise.
58:12Will all the boys
58:13please stand up.
58:15Tonight
58:16someone will be dumped.
58:18Holly
58:24Holly
58:25I wish you too much.
58:31I wish you, but I wish you too much.
58:33Like oh my goodness.
58:38I wish you too much.
58:40What is yer a greeting?
58:43My Motivated
58:43I wish you could have
58:45be a huge
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58:48Alan
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