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00:00Come on, dogmatics. A nice bar will do us good.
00:10Ah! Animals are not permitted in the baths. That's the rule. Dads, show this little dog and its master the exit.
00:20Their goals, Centurion Oblivious.
00:23For what? Are you going to ask them for their boar recipes? What are you waiting for? Attack!
00:31Epic Music
00:34What're you doing?
00:36Pick me a piece of garbage!
00:41I miss you!
00:43OST!
00:45One more!
00:50You must stop that!
00:56Nooooo!
01:00I can't wait to go back to Rome.
01:18And another one!
01:23I can't wait to go back to Rome.
01:33I can't wait to go back to Rome.
01:41I can't wait to go back to Rome.
01:46Realize me Rome!
01:47Do you have a four, Rome?
01:52Just a little one?
01:54There it was!
01:58Don't mind yourself at the amphitheater!
02:09No!
02:16God!
02:25Did you leave a robot for me, Dogmatics?
02:28That's so sweet of you.
02:31Look, sorry, but animals are not allowed in the baths, you see.
02:36That's the rule.
02:39Well, your rules don't wash with us, Roman.
02:46Look, Dogmatics has found the red cardamom.
02:51Bravo, Dogmatics.
02:53Who's the cleverest of Eden, hey?
02:56Luck is on our side.
02:58This ingredient is extremely rare in this region.
03:01Let's go, the king doesn't have much time.
03:09Look, the gardens of Babylon.
03:11Babylon.
03:14When you say it like that, it has a nice ring to it.
03:18Whoops.
03:19I think I stepped in something like that.
03:23Who dares trample my Eastman Rose?
03:26You will pay for this offence.
03:28Calm down, my friend.
03:30We're not here to start a turf war.
03:32You have soiled the secret flower.
03:35You won't know my wrath.
03:40I feel we're on for another round of slacks.
03:44No, Obindics.
03:45We need to find another way to calm this gardener down.
03:48Can't die.
03:51Have a good day!
03:54Let me see, friend.
03:56Don't touch!
03:57That starts from shooting!
03:58Have a good day.
03:59You could hit the star.
04:00Are you desserts to this?
04:01No, hom rumah.
04:02You're perfect, like in the chickens.
04:03You know how it's fine.
04:05Somebody begins to eat.
04:06To order a bell.
04:07You try it.
04:08The
04:13move on.
04:14This will be done on a ShTC man's side.
04:16Whoa!
04:46Don't fall from the grass!
05:16Huh?
05:19Huh?
05:24Huh?
05:28Huh?
05:32Huh?
05:34Huh?
05:39Huh?
05:44oh
05:56what the flower
05:58Hang on. Have you been watering my flower beds this entire time?
06:17You finally realize, Gardener. We never meant to destroy your gardens.
06:22You have great fingers and a generous heart, Gal. I owe you an apology.
06:27Apology accepted, Gardener, but time is short, and we are here because we seek a very rare flower, an orchid, to save King Moneypenny.
06:36The king is in danger. Here you go. The orchid is yours. I beg you, do whatever it takes to heal our good King Moneypenny.
06:45I'm here, Sudokus. Calm down. You can go back to your crosswords and leave this to a true warrior.
06:54Yes, right. If you need me, I'll be down there at the back, working on a strategy.
07:09Stop that, Gauls. Not another stat.
07:16Fire!
07:23Fire!
07:25Fire!
07:31Fire!
07:32Fire!
07:33Fire!
07:34Fire!
07:35Fire!
07:36Fire!
07:37Fire!
07:38Fire!
07:39Fire!
07:40Fire!
07:41Fire!
07:42Fire!
07:43Fire!
07:44Fire!
07:45Fire!
07:46Fire!
07:47Fire!
07:48Fire!
07:49Fire!
07:50Fire!
07:51Fire!
07:52Fire!
07:53Fire!
07:54Fire!
07:55Fire!
07:56Fire!
07:57Fire!
07:58A couple of goals aren't gonna stop me!
08:28AAAAAAAA THAT!!!
08:31PROCEDE KNOCKING!!
08:33AAAAAH!
08:34AAAAAAAH!
08:36AAAAAH!
08:39AAAAAH!
08:42AAAAGH!
08:46AAAAAGH!
08:50AAAAAH!
08:53AAAAAAAACK!
08:58T-I-P-S-R-A-P-S-R-A-P-S-H-T-A-S-S-H-T-A-S-T-A-S-H-T-A-S!
09:11Unbeatable confidence!
09:27Limbitus, our finest warrior!
09:30Was that really your finest warrior?
09:34But how did you beat her?
09:37Well, like this!
09:39Ouch!
09:41No!
09:55You know what, Asterix? I could really eat a ball. Or maybe more like ten.
10:02There's nothing but snakes and scorpions in this desert, Obelix.
10:06Oh, I've got nothing against local produce. As long as you can eat it.
10:11What?
10:13Look behind you, Obelix.
10:15Who?
10:17No, it's a Roman chariot heading straight for us.
10:20Faster!
10:22You won't get away from me, Garth!
10:25Quick, Obelix. We can't afford to waste time on this Roman.
10:28Slow down, I tell you!
10:30Don't act like you can't hear me!
10:32Wait, Let's go!
10:38Let's go!
10:40Let's go.
11:10I misspoke...
11:12Heheheheheheh...
11:14I...
11:16I...
11:18What's the matter with you?
11:26My bones!
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12:10Oh, can you eat it?
12:20I'm too special to end up as lion food!
12:40I'm too special to you.
12:47I don't know what to do.
12:51I'm so sorry.
12:55I'm so sorry.
13:00I'm so sorry.
13:04I can't wait to see you.
13:06I can't wait to see you.
13:08You have a ball, but we need to take a good one.
13:25There's nothing!
13:26I've got you in my sights!
13:38And that's how it's done.
13:53You won't hit me so easily, Galt!
13:58My armor dazzles you, you're the ghost!
14:03You'll never get me!
14:05Obelix, do you want to try and hit him?
14:08Just to see?
14:09I'll try, Estimix, just to see, promise.
14:22Here's the king, quick, we have to give him the antidote.
14:26Wait, stop everything!
14:28You've forgotten the most important ingredient, these hemlock flowers.
14:32Without them, your antidote would never work.
14:37Don't listen!
14:38It's Bamboozelli.
14:39I recognize him.
14:40He's trying to...
14:42Bamboozle us!
14:43He's the traitor who poisoned our king!
14:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:48Perceptive scholar!
14:49Yes, it's me!
14:51Bamboozle!
14:52Hee hee hee hee hee!
14:53Bahadabrah!
14:55He must be stopped!
14:59We'll take care of it, alumni.
15:01Stay safe!
15:02With Caesar on my side, the Parthian Empire will be mine!
15:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:10What are those scars to a year?
15:12Why are they playing here?
15:14Why are they playing here?
15:15Ah!
15:16I miss you!
15:17I miss you!
15:18Ah!
15:19Sue me over!
15:20Rival entry!
15:21Ah!
15:22Say hello to Caesar!
15:24Take that!
15:28Take that!
15:30Take that!
15:54Bye!
15:56Bye!
15:58Bye!
16:00I will regret this!
16:04You really think you could stop me?
16:26A few Romans won't stop us!
16:30We re-enlisted!
16:38And another one!
17:00May the sky fall on your head!
17:06May the sky fall on your head!
17:36I will regret this!
17:46Try and catch me!
17:48Ha ha!
18:02Bye, Arriban!
18:04A few Romans won't stop us!
18:10A few Romans won't stop us!
18:12I miss Rome!
18:14Who goes there?
18:16My mouth!
18:18I see the world!
18:20Four and one!
18:24Do you have a ball?
18:26Or just a little one?
18:28And one!
18:30A few Romans won't stop us!
18:32A few Romans won't stop us!
18:34A few Romans won't stop us!
18:36Take that!
18:38Take that!
18:40Take that!
18:42Take that!
18:44Take that!
18:46Take that!
18:48Take that!
18:50Take that's all!
18:52Take that?
18:56Take that!
19:10I don't know.
19:40You'll never find me!
20:06Right, that's done.
20:08You may think you've won, girls.
20:10But wait until you see my secret weapon.
20:14The course is clear, alumni.
20:16Hurry up and give the king his potion.
20:18Wha-what?
20:20What's this?
20:21Oh no!
20:22This isn't the right...
20:24Potion!
20:26Ahh!
20:38Whew!
20:40Rest assured, Gulls.
20:42There's no reason it won't work.
20:44No, of course.
21:00Try some, Obelix.
21:02This is a Babylon boar.
21:04Oh, this is boar?
21:05Oh, I just love discovering local fishes.
21:08Ah, bravo, Gull.
21:10Curiosity is a virtue.
21:12So, alumni, what will you do now?
21:14I shall continue to serve my king.
21:16I want to study new potions, heal, help, be useful.
21:20I'm sure you'll do that very well.
21:22Welcome, people of Parthia.
21:24What a joy to be with you tonight.
21:26And it's all thanks to my faithful alumni and his Gaulish friends,
21:30who on top of waking me from my stupor,
21:32repelled those Roman invaders beyond our borders.
21:36May they be warmly thanked on behalf of all the Parthian people.
21:38May!
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