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00:00The year is 50 BC. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans.
00:09Well, no. One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
00:15But I'm sure you already knew that. That's nothing new.
00:19Then again, did you know that on this fine day of boar hunting the village's two most famous Gauls
00:25are about to have an unlikely encounter that will take them to the furthest reaches of the east?
00:30You didn't know? Well, hang on to your helmets. Let the journey begin!
00:55I beg you. Help me, please. The Romans are chasing me.
01:11Thank you so much for helping me escape those Romans, Gauls.
01:14Our pleasure, alumni. Is that right? So you came here from Babylon, and your knowledge of potions got you into this mess.
01:22Yes. Yes. That's the reason I was exiled.
01:25Our druid, Gettapix, knows all about potions, but he won't even talk about it with people who fell into his cauldron as children.
01:32You're boring our friend with your stories, Obelix. We're at the village, alumni.
01:37My fish is fresh. It sure knows it's rotten.
01:41Your fish fresh? I'll believe it when I see it.
01:45I've told you a thousand times. Here, take a look for yourself.
01:49Why two, Tatis? You'll pay for that.
01:53Now you've tried it, you can pay for it. That's three cestuses.
01:57Why would you care? Money doesn't smell.
02:00You're gonna smell my fist on your nose.
02:07Ouch!
02:10Why two, Tatis? What was that?
02:12Not to worry, alumni. Everything's fine.
02:16The conversations that our fishmongers are always very likely.
02:20See you later, Asterix. I want some of the action.
02:23No, Obelix. We need to take our friend to Gettapix. We can talk fish some other time.
02:28Hey, Asterix. Looks like Chief Vital Statistics is going to see Gettapix too.
02:33Hmm. Let's go, alumni. You can tell them your tale.
02:44By two, Tatis! The Romans have invaded Parthia?!
02:47Indeed, attacking Parthia? That's a surprise.
02:50Not really, Asterix. Caesar lost the battle of Car against the Parthians. They've become the Romans' sworn enemies.
02:57But the Roman sworn enemies are bound to be our new friends. Your bravery is commendable.
03:02But we have time? We should go and tell the Belgians that the Parthians are even braver than they are.
03:08Gauls, there's more to it than that. As I told you, King Moneypenny is revered and adored by the people of Babylon.
03:16And since the Roman invasion, we've needed him more than ever. Unfortunately, our king cannot help his people. He has come down with an unknown ailment.
03:26I'm certain it was Babuzelli, the palace scholar, who poisoned him.
03:31I couldn't just twiddle my thumbs, so I did some research. And found the formula for the poison's antidote. There are just a few ingredients missing.
03:40However, there's not much time. The celebrations of Noru's are approaching. And if the king doesn't attend, the people will think it's a sign from the gods. He'll have to submit to the Roman invasion.
04:00There's not a moment to lose! Asterix! Abelix! Go with Arumni! Take him to Parthia to save his king and his people!
04:07We're going to a party, eh, Asterix?
04:10It's a long journey, Gorish friends. And the ingredients for the antidote are rare. They will be very hard to find.
04:16We're accustomed to it, alumni. Aren't we, friends? Here, Asterix. You'll need this.
04:21Thank you, Ogettafix, our druid.
04:24What about me?
04:26Oh, no. Sorry, Obelix.
04:28Come on! There's no time to lose, Dogmatics! We're off to Babylon! Time to visit Parthia!
04:38After a long journey at sea, during which Obelix only complained once about the lack of boars in the facility, our heroes finally dock at Ugarit.
04:56Oof! This long crossing's making me hungry!
05:00Here we are! Finally back on dry land!
05:02Have you seen that fleet, Asterix? There must be loads of brand new Romans inside!
05:05Yes, but we have to be discreet for now!
05:06Oh, Sir Spoilsport!
05:07For now, I said!
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06:03I don't know.
06:33Read this, they say! Read this, they say!
07:03See you next time!
07:33I think I've got a plan.
08:03I've got the feeling I'm the only one who can go this way.
08:19This place is real, this place is safe!
08:34And one!
08:45The space on this sestasy has really changed.
08:50Goal for it!
09:03Wait, I'll handle this, Obelix.
09:08Two touches!
09:11Wait, I'll handle this, Obelix.
09:13I'll handle this, Obelix.
09:43I have been rolling, Obelix.
09:48I did not know, Obelix.
09:50I do not know, Obelix.
09:53Plane.
10:05Olaix, I have used a lot of building blocks.
10:08We will.
10:10How was it?
10:11Oh?
10:26Did you see those houses?
10:41I miss Rome!
11:00You have no business here!
11:12I miss Rome!
11:37You have no business here!
11:38The rules of Rome here aren't very tough!
12:08Well, you know what?
12:10No way!
12:13You know sumpf contractors!
12:15You know!
12:17We don't use the trap to utility
12:18Fight!
12:19Whoa!
12:29I'm sorry
12:31Which one is illegal
12:32What are those guards doing here?
12:41Our guards say it is better than a boss.
12:46This call is telling us better be.
12:49Realest they say! Realest they say!
12:55I'm going to see you in the floor. I'm going to run by the door.
12:59Go back to the corner!
13:01Oh, my God.
13:31After wreaking havoc in Ugarit, our two heroes, Asterix and Obelix, join a caravanserai for merchants.
13:53What's a caravanserai, I hear you ask?
13:55Well, it's a kind of inn for merchants' caravans, see?
13:59And there you have it.
14:01If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
14:29Hmm...
14:47Oh! Cadê o índio?
14:59Can I read you?
15:01Can I read you?
15:03Can I read you?
15:05Put some effort in to invite you to this.
15:09Agh!
15:10Ah!
15:11Can I read you?
15:13Can I read you?
15:14Can I read you?
15:15Can I read you?
15:18Put some effort in to invite you to this..
15:24Look at this!
15:46Put those arrows!
15:54You're so scared!
15:56I'm so scared!
15:57At least I've been there!
15:59No, I'm so scared!
16:01I'm so scared!
16:03I'm so scared!
16:05I need to be back to my friends!
16:08I'd like to bring back useful little suit of theirs from my team.
16:11I'm so scared!
16:13I'm so scared!
16:15I'm so scared!
16:18I'm so scared!
16:20I want to bring back useful little souvenirs from my trap.
16:40Ah, here we are.
16:49Once they've arrived at the banks of the Euphrates,
17:02our two Gauls meet some old acquaintances
17:05who are sailing peacefully, unaware of the fate that awaits them.
17:19Oh boy! Say hello to Caesar!
17:36Ah, Ibisro.
17:49Alright.
17:50Positively.
17:51Cheering.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:53I don't want to run away.
17:55I'm sorry, but it's good.
17:57I think I dropped the gate.
17:58I mean, I know what I'm doing now.
18:00I think I'm just like,
18:02I wanna get a little help.
18:03I don't know.
18:04I would like to get some money on the outside.
18:05I will get them.
18:06That's not like...
18:07I can't wait.
18:08I want to get ready.
18:10Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:13Let's go.
18:14Please, please.
18:15Please, please, please.
18:16They have to leave the gate.
18:17I'm not going to go.
18:48You have no business here!
18:55I misrobed.
18:57And one more!
19:17Let's go!
19:47Mr. Bor, what did you go amiss?
20:17A gold snap is better than a long tool.
20:47One less!
21:02Soon, Trespassing!
21:17it's too quiet i've got a bad feeling stop right there bow before me king of the pirates
21:38king of the pirates do you hear that obelix sounds like someone's been promoted that means he earns
21:55more snaps right the goals we can't get away from him even on the other side of the world
22:04what do we do captain throw everything overboard lightning the load will help us get away
22:14we're gaining speed captain we've lost them
22:24you have no business here
22:34i've better not i found something
23:04what i'll deal with this history
23:18and the other way
23:32what are those guys julia the romans around here aren't very tough
24:00so
24:12so
24:143 at least they say!
24:313 at least they say!
24:44What? I'll deal with this history!
25:01Oh, can you eat it?
25:05I'm going to kill you!
25:12I'm going to kill you!
25:14And one!
25:16One risk!
25:20I'm going to kill you!
25:45I'll take care of this, Amelix!
26:15It looks like there's something behind this door!
26:28We have to finish the door dinner!
26:45The space on this ecstasy has really changed!
27:09Vault!
27:11I'll take care of this road!
27:41We're gaining speed, Captain!
27:46We've lost them!
27:48We've lost them!
28:07Oh, oh, oh! A rock over there!
28:09What?
28:10Does anyone hurt?
28:12Oh, no! Here we go again!
28:15To the moves!
28:17They're burning!
28:18Right!
28:19They're burning!
28:20Oh!
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29:07So this is all...
29:20There's another one!
29:22Fly, little robot!
29:28Go back to your bed!
29:31What are you doing?
29:33Fly, little robot!
29:45Why did you miss this one?
29:49No!
29:52You see the world, they said.
29:58You missed this one!
30:20You missed this one!
30:22You missed this one!
30:24You missed this one!
30:28I do, Tartis!
30:30What a fall!
30:32Are you all right, Obelix?
30:34Look, what a...
30:36But I'm all right, Astrid.
30:38Are you all right, dogmatics?
30:40Are you all right, dogmatics?
30:42Right, as long as everyone's all right.
30:44We now need to find a way out.
30:48I'm all right, Astrid.
30:50I'm all right, Astrid.
30:52Are you all right, dogmatics?
30:54Right, as long as everyone's all right.
30:56We now need to find a way out.
30:58We'll find a way out.
31:28I wonder where you're going.
31:58Where is Wendy?
32:21Oh, shit!
32:28I don't know.
32:58There's no space on this sestasy, huh?
33:28There's no space on this, but it has really changed.
33:58There's no space on this.
34:28There's no space on this.
34:58There's no space on this.
35:10Bye Belenos, I've found something!
35:25Oh well, not a game!
35:40A game of a gamevard, and I'll show you how to play it!
35:44I've created some fun...
35:46You can play with us, but try to play them.
35:50The game is mostly an opportunity to play with us, so I can sing it.
35:55But this game is a bit of a game resource.
35:58Well the game is now past that one's always worked for.
36:02Yay!
36:03Let's go!
36:06The game is around!
36:10Spoonish necessity!
36:40Oh no, not again.
37:10Wait, I'll handle this, Avelix.
37:22I'm getting peckish.
37:36I'm getting peckish.
37:46I'm getting peckish.
37:52I'm getting peckish.
38:02I'm getting peckish.
38:22I'll take care of this, Avelix.
38:36The space on this sestasy has really changed.
38:46I'm getting peckish.
38:56I'm getting peckish.
39:02I'm getting peckish.
39:14I'm getting peckish.
39:18I'm getting peckish.
39:36I'm getting peckish.
39:52I'm getting peckish.
40:16Wait for me, this won't take a moment.
40:32I'm getting peckish.
40:36I'm getting peckish.
40:41Come on.
40:54And so it is that Asterix and Obelix come to the fortress of Mari, a fortress known
41:12for its Hammurabi-style apertures, but also for an interrogation technique that later
41:17became a famous cooking method, the bain-marie.
41:23Now, I'm going to put a little bit of his name here.
41:30And I'll put it in here.
41:38This is what I wanted to do.
41:48What are those balls doing here?
42:06Realest they say! Realest they say!
42:10This Roman isn't getting his...
42:18This wall sounds hollow.
42:30I'd won!
42:48Oh no, not again.
42:57I've got the feeling I'm the only one who can go this way.
43:02You have no business here!
43:04Say hello to Steve.
43:06Ah!!!
43:08Oh no. Not again.
43:11I've got the feeling I'm the only one who can go this way.
43:21You have no business here!
43:23Say hello to Steve!
43:25Ah!
43:26Yeah
43:56It looks like he's broken something again
44:07Fly little Roman, go back to your nest
44:14This wall sounds hollow
44:17That could be useful
44:20What are you doing?
44:28And bump
44:30Cesar's face on this sestasy has really changed
44:56I've been froze
45:16Who goes there?
45:26This room I isn't getting in the mix
45:28Who goes there?
45:38This room I isn't getting in the mix
45:40I'm getting in the mix
46:04By Belenos I found something
46:24This wall sounds hollow
46:26How old was it?
46:28How old was it?
46:30How old was it?
46:32I'm so confused
46:34Wait
46:36Did not understand
46:37How old was it?
46:39Why was it?
46:42I'm so confused
46:43I have a few words
46:48I have heard
46:52Oh, fuck!
47:00What is this?!
47:14OOF
47:22The space on this sestasy has really changed.
47:52The space on this space is a famous rule.
47:54Why are there rules here?
47:56One list.
47:58My vault!
48:00It'll soon be over.
48:14I'll take care of this, I'm in this.
48:22That could be useful.
48:48This wall sounds hollow.
49:00This wall sounds hollow.
49:02This wall sounds hollow.
49:04This wall sounds hollow.
49:06This wall sounds hollow.
49:18This wall sounds hollow.
49:20This wall sounds hollow.
49:24This wall sounds hollow.
49:26This wall sounds hollow.
49:30It looks like we've broken something again.
49:57I can't do this alone.
50:06What are those guards doing here?
50:08I bethrone.
50:11A guard slap is better than the wrong horse.
50:27The rules down here aren't very tough.
50:37The rules!
50:40You'll see the world, they said.
50:50I can't do this.
51:02I can't do this.
51:06I can't do this.
51:10Thank you for the poor.
51:20You have no business here.
51:29And one more.
51:33Realistically safe.
51:36Realistically safe.
51:40Mission upcoming.
51:42Come on, dogmatics.
51:57A nice park will do us good.
52:05Ah!
52:06Animals are not permitted in the baths.
52:09That's the rule.
52:10Guards!
52:11Show this little dog and its master the exit.
52:15There goes, Centurion Oblivious.
52:18For what?
52:19Are you going to ask them for their boar recipes?
52:22What are you waiting for?
52:23Attack!
52:24Oh, what?
52:25Heads!
52:26륣aw!
52:27Awww!
52:28What you doin' Awww!
52:29Pick me a m-bead for the eviest!
52:30I wish you no one.
52:31Go shit!
52:32Find one more!
52:33You must stop that!
52:35Noooo!
52:36Awww!
52:37Awww!
52:38Thaaw!
52:39Thaaw!
52:40Thaaw!
52:41Thaaw!
52:42Thaaw!
52:43Thaaw!
52:44Thaaw!
52:45Thaaw!
52:46Thaaw!
52:47Thaaw!
52:48Thaaw!
52:49Thaaw!
52:50Thaaw!
52:51Thaaw!
52:52Thaaw!
52:53Thaaw! Thaaw!
52:54Oh
53:11Can't wait to go back to Rome
53:24Oh
53:34Are you there?
53:36Attack
53:38Hold
53:40Hold
53:42Hold
53:44Hold
53:46Hold
53:48Hold
53:50Hold
53:52Hold
53:54You'll find yourself in the amphitheater
54:04No
54:12God
54:14Did you leave a robot for me dogmatics?
54:24That's so sweet of you
54:26Look sorry but animals are not allowed in the baths you see
54:32That's the rule
54:34Well your rules don't wash with us Robin
54:38Look dogmatics has found the red cardamom
54:42Look dogmatics has found the red cardamom
54:46Bravo dogmatics
54:48Who's the cleverest dogmatics
54:50Luck is on our side
54:52This ingredient is extremely rare in this region
54:54Let's go
54:56The king doesn't have much time
54:58I
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