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00:00After finding the Rockoil, our two Gauls resume their trek across the desert, when suddenly...
00:30You know what, Asterix? I could really eat a boar. Or maybe more like ten.
00:38There's nothing but snakes and scorpions in this desert, Obelix.
00:42Oh, I've got nothing against local produce, as long as you can eat it.
00:48Look behind you, Obelix.
00:50What? A boar?
00:52No, it's a Roman chariot heading straight for us.
00:56Faster!
00:58You won't get away from me, Gauls!
01:00Quick Obelix, we can't afford to waste time on this Roman.
01:04Slow down, I tell you!
01:06Look back! Don't act like you can't hear me!
01:15Let's go!
01:26I have no back in here.
01:44I missed both of them.
01:48Ha ha!
01:51My bulls!
01:55What's the matter with you?!
02:01Apples! My bulls!
02:18Ahhhh.
02:24I didn't reach it.
02:26Ahhhh.
02:27Ahhhh.
02:28Ahhhh.
02:34Oh, I don't have this.
02:38I didn't reach it.
02:42Ahhhhh.
02:44Ahhhhhhh.
02:48Oh, can you eat it?
02:55I'm too special to end up as lion food!
03:18I'm too small.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:33I'm too small.
03:35I'm too small.
03:38You're too small.
03:40You're too small.
03:43Oh, my God!
03:45You have a ball, don't you?
03:58Don't you take a little one?
04:00There's nothing!
04:01I don't care about me!
04:04I've got you in my sights!
04:15Oh, can you eat it?
04:27And that's how it's done!
04:30You won't hit me so easily, Gauls!
04:35My armour dazzles!
04:37Seven Gauls, you'll never hit me!
04:41Omelix, do you want to try and hit him?
04:43Just to see?
04:45I'll try, Esterix!
04:46Just to see!
04:47Promise!
05:06And so, that's when you lost sight of them, Oblivious?
05:11Yes!
05:12Oh Caesar, don't worry, we are...
05:15Enough!
05:16You're a bunch of idiots!
05:18So, it's true, we thought the Gauls wouldn't dare attack us.
05:22And then, well, they came and attacked us.
05:25But I must say, they did make it clear that they had it in them.
05:30That's enough!
05:31Send the rest of my legions to Parthia!
05:33Those cursed Gauls won't have the last word!
05:35I'll take care of it, oh Caesar!
05:37Just you wait and see!
05:39I won't let you down!
05:41Stay here, Oblivious!
05:42I want to keep you in sight!
05:44Huh?
05:45What?
05:46Fine, it's up to you!
05:48Where's the Parthian scholar?
05:50Hmm...
05:51Hehehehe!
05:52Bamboozele!
05:53I'm depending on you!
05:54Make sure you do not fail!
05:55Your wish is my command, oh great Caesar!
05:56Count on me to put an end to Parthia!
05:58Make sure you do not fail!
06:00Your wish is my command, oh great Caesar!
06:03Count on me to put an end to Parthia!
06:28I can't do that...
06:32Halt!
06:33Ever stay safe!
06:35Reverse, they say!
06:36Ow!
06:37Die, Little Roman!
06:40Go back to your nest!
06:42You'll see the world, I said.
06:58I'm one!
07:12A good snack.
07:27Who goes there?
07:34Do you have a ball or just a little one?
08:04I can't wait to go back to Rome!
08:25Say hello to see you there!
08:34This is how the despicable Oblivious was struck again by the fist of Obelix.
08:50The ancient history books do not tell us how many Gauls were able to get into Bamboozele's fortress.
08:56It's not a question that comes up as Asterix and Obelix now approach the building.
09:03You have no business here!
09:10You have no business here!
09:27Aha! One more!
09:29What? I'll deal with this history!
09:36How do I feel like this?
09:53I feel like this.
09:59Ibis Robe.
10:07And one more.
10:23Wait for me. This won't take a moment.
10:54I'm in this way for me!
11:09We have to finish before dinner.
11:23I like to bring back useful little souvenirs from my trash.
11:53Stop!
11:57I'm not sure it's a good idea to go into that fortress.
12:00What do you think, Obelix?
12:02Well, wherever we go, all roads lead to rowers.
12:06You're right, Obelix. Let's go.
12:14Our roads!
12:16Better than a long tour.
12:18I see the world, they say.
12:23I'm not sure why.
12:24Wifi is the top one.
12:26I have none of those.
12:29You have no idea.
12:31I'll be able to move a little bit.
12:32I'll be able to move a little bit later.
12:34I never knew about it.
12:35I don't know.
12:37I'm afraid I'm out of here.
12:40I know.
12:42I can't afford it.
12:44I can't afford it.
12:47I can't afford it.
12:49I can't afford it.
12:50Thank you for the parole.
13:20You have no business here.
13:24I have one more.
13:30It will soon be over.
13:41Let us stay safe.
13:50It looks like we broken something again.
14:20Oh no.
14:30Not again.
14:32Oh no.
14:46Oh no.
14:48Oh no.
15:00Oh no.
15:04Oh no.
15:08Oh no.
15:12Oh no.
15:16Oh no.
15:44What the hell goes to a year?
15:51Why, I'll deal with this esteric.
16:02Why are there goals here?
16:08Oh, can you eat it?
16:14This is absolutely delicious.
16:38By Belenos, I found something.
16:44That little bore wouldn't go amiss.
17:06It looks like we've broken something again.
17:14This is what we're going to do here.
17:17Good.
17:20What happened to him?
17:22I can't see him.
17:25Oh, no.
17:27I didn't know.
17:30I can't see him.
17:33I can't see him.
17:34I can't wait to go back to Rome.
18:04I can't wait to go back to Rome.
18:34I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:04I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:06I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:08It will soon be over.
19:10Stop!
19:12I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:18I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:36I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:46I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:50I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:52I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:54I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:56I can't wait to go back to Rome.
19:58I can't wait to go back.
20:00I can't wait to go back.
20:02And I can't wait to go back to Rome.
20:04I need something.
20:34What? I'll deal with this history.
20:57I need something.
21:07I need something.
21:21I need something.
21:31I need something.
21:37I need something.
21:45I'd like to bring back useful little souvenirs from my travels.
22:05I need something.
22:15I need something.
22:21I can't do this alone.
22:39Oh, here we go.
22:55Oh, here we go.
23:10You seem a little tense, alumni.
23:12Are you alright?
23:13Hmm, I understand.
23:15I don't like people watching me, either.
23:19Anyway, I was wondering, is it dangerous if you spill a drop of that?
23:25Obelix, be quiet.
23:34There.
23:35It's perfect.
23:37There's no doubt.
23:45There's no doubt.
23:47It's the last part.
23:49There is no doubt.
23:51Where is it?
23:53No.
23:54It's not the wrong of sin.
23:56It's not the wrong of it.
23:58Too slow.
24:00I can't tell you.
24:02It's the wrong life.
24:03I can't believe that you want it.
24:04I'm here!
24:05Yes they say!
24:06Read less they say!
24:07And another one!
24:09Why are there goals here?
24:14And what?
24:18Oh, I fell in the sky!
24:20If you have a ball, don't you just a little one?
24:36Let's go!
24:51Oh!
25:06I don't see the world, they say!
25:13Hi, Pelennos!
25:16Where are the goals?
25:19What are you doing?
25:25What are you doing?
25:27Ah!
25:33Good!
25:34Good!
25:35I'm a special one!
25:36Oh!
25:38Fly away!
25:40I'll let you next!
25:43Ow!
25:44Ow!
25:46What are you doing?
25:47You're doing here!
25:48Ah!
25:49Ah!
25:50Ah!
25:51Ah!
25:53Ah!
25:55Ah!
25:57Ah!
25:58Ah!
25:59Ah!
26:00Ah!
26:01Ah!
26:02Ah!
26:03Ah!
26:04Ah!
26:06Ah!
26:08Ah!
26:10Ah!
26:31My friends, we're finally ready to be done with all of this business. Onwards, for the king and for Parthia!
26:39One thing's for sure, we're not going to let the Romans win Parthia.
26:45You have no business here!
26:50I miss Rome.
27:01Well, of course, I can do it.
27:03We're in this episode of the Guru.
27:09This is so funny because we don't need to know what happens when we're in the ring and the bram.
27:15Wils are already running.
27:17This is the kind of thing I've ever seen.
27:19I was just so suspicious of the group that saw me on the bram.
27:23I was just so confused about why I described it.
27:25I think that's all the people who know what I'm not having to do.
27:27Like this, I believe, you're just so critical about it.
27:29Oh
27:59Oh
28:24Show me over
28:27My mercy!
28:28Do you have a bore?
28:29Oh you?
28:30Just a little one
28:49Look at all those doors
28:56Okay
28:57I'm gonna
28:59See, I can't stop
29:01The size of space on resistancy has really changed.
29:31What are those goals doing here?
29:39Ibis, no.
30:01By Belenoss, I owe something.
30:31Almost there!
30:48I'll take care of this, Obelix.
31:01Ibis, Rome.
31:07It looks like we've broken something up here.
31:28And one more!
31:31I'm in this way for me!
31:43I'm in this way for me!
31:44You have no business here!
31:56You have no business here!
32:06And one more!
32:09No!
32:11Why are they gone here?
32:13In place they say!
32:15In place they say!
32:17Fly little Romans!
32:19Go back to your bed!
32:26I can't wait to go back to Rome!
32:53Hey little boy, what did you go amiss?
32:56...
33:11Bye Tutatis!
33:18I need a bit more height.
33:23bit more height.
33:53You have no business here!
34:23This Roman isn't getting his filament!
34:42What, Ritz?
34:53What are those dogs doing here?
35:08You can see the world, they're saying.
35:14Oh, they're saying.
35:44I need a bit more height.
35:51Caesar's face on this sestasy has really changed.
35:58Caesar's face on this sestasy has really changed.
36:03Caesar's face on this sestasy has really changed.
36:10Mm...
36:16Mm...
36:18...
36:21...
36:22...
36:25...
36:28...
36:32...
36:34...
36:35...
36:37...
36:38Who goes there?
36:59It's here, Joey!
37:01The Romans round here aren't very tough.
37:12It'll soon be over.
37:18A good snap is better than the rock.
37:24Do you have a ball, don't you?
37:39Just a little one.
37:41I better not shoot!
37:47A little ball wouldn't go amiss.
37:51It's beautiful here.
38:06Oh!
38:12Really loose they say!
38:14Really loose they say!
38:16And one!
38:21I've got the feeling I'm the only one who can go this way!
38:30My stomach is growling!
38:36My stomach is growling!
38:39My stomach is growling!
38:42My stomach is growling!
38:43My stomach is growling!
38:44I'm the only one who can komms into the hole!
38:45I'm the only one who can ice cave!
38:46forgiveness to them!
38:48Oh no!
38:49If we can reach the world, we'll break peace!
38:50Ah!
38:51Here we are!
39:00What's the last thing about?
39:01I will be a hero!
39:02Hey!
39:03Oh no!
39:04I will be a hero!
39:05Oh no!
39:06I will be a hero!
39:07I will be a hero who is a hero!
39:08I am the hero who is a hero!
39:09Here's the king. Quick, we have to give him the antidote.
39:26Wait, stop everything. You've forgotten the most important ingredient, these hemlock flowers. Without them, your antidote would never work.
39:35Don't listen. It's Bamboozelli. I recognize him. He's trying to... Bamboozle us. He's the traitor who poisoned our king.
39:48Perceptive scholar. Yes, it's me. Bamboozle.
39:53He must be stopped. We'll take care of it, alumni. Stay safe.
40:02With Caesar on my side, the Parthian Empire will be mine.
40:10What are those scars doing here?
40:13Why are they doing here?
40:16I'm a spy.
40:18Sue me over.
40:20Say hello to Caesar.
40:28Take that.
40:32Bye.
40:58I'll regret this.
41:02You really think you can stop me?
41:26A few Romans won't stop us
41:28Realistic
41:30Realistic
41:32Bulls
41:33The Bulls
41:39And another one
42:00May the sky fall on your head
42:05May the sky fall on your head
42:07May the sky fall on your head
42:37May the sky fall on your head
42:42May the sky fall on your head
42:43I will regret this
42:46Try and catch me
42:47Try and catch me
43:10A few Romans won't stop us
43:17My mark, I can't see the world, they see the world
43:20Four and one!
43:24Do you have a ball, don't you?
43:26Just give me one, and one!
43:47Take that!
43:53Take that!
44:17A few Romans won't stop us
44:19To be on the top!
44:20To be on the top!
44:23To be on the top!
44:28To be on the top!
44:29To be on the top!
44:31To be on the top!
44:32To be on the top!
44:36Come on!
44:38You'll never find me!
44:42Hahahaha!
45:06Right, that's done.
45:08You may think you've won, Gulls.
45:10But wait until you see my secret weapon.
45:14The course is clear, alumni.
45:16Hurry up and give the king his potion.
45:19What? What's this?
45:21Oh no, this isn't the right potion.
45:25Rest assured, Gauls.
45:43There's no reason it won't work.
45:45No, of course.
45:55Try some, Obelix.
46:02This is a Babylon boar.
46:04This is boar?
46:05Oh, I just love discovering local fishes.
46:09Ah, bravo, Gauls.
46:10Curiosity is a virtue.
46:12So, alumni, what can you do now?
46:15I shall continue to serve my king.
46:17I want to study new potions, heal, help, be useful.
46:21I'm sure you'll do that very well.
46:25Welcome, people of Parthia.
46:28What a joy to be with you tonight.
46:31And it's all thanks to my faithful alumni and his Gaulish friends
46:36who, on top of waking me from my stupor,
46:39repelled those Roman invaders beyond our borders.
46:43May they be warmly thanked on behalf of all the Parthian people.
46:47Yay!
46:55Our two famous Gauls are finally home in Amorica, safe and sound.
47:02And, as always, it's going to be a long night full of laughter
47:06and regaling stories around the traditional banquet.
47:10Always keen to learn, the druid Getovix asks Asterix to tell him all about Parthia.
47:18Between boars, Obelix tries to describe eastern cooking.
47:23Vital Statistics wants to know if the Babylonian sheeps have porters like in Gour.
47:28The atmosphere is friendly, as always.
47:32And, as for Cacophonix, the Barb.
47:35He has been politely gagged and tied to a tree to the benefit of all.
47:40And, as always, it's a great day for the people who are in the world.
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