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Full Episode Of He Said The Baby Was Too Expensive
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland. I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I
00:00:06can never have. The CEO of Delance Corps and my dad's best friend. I'm a summer
00:00:12intern assistant for my junior year of college but I can never tell him that I
00:00:17want him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes
00:00:22into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie. If I'm gonna talk about it, cool. He always treats Sophie
00:00:32differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss? There's no one here. You can call me Uncle
00:00:49Jesse. There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:53Listen kid, it's your last day. Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually
00:00:57learned something here, so you showed up.
00:01:00God, he's so hot. Is that a new cologne he's wearing? He smells so good.
00:01:05This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in. And as soon as you're done,
00:01:09go right back to campus.
00:01:11Yep, there's a 20 year age gap between us. He still treats me like a kid. But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:01:18Hey, keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:28Hey, you really need to quit smoking. Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:34You'll always be a kid to me. Just stop smoking. It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:44Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time? Just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:50I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better. So we need to step it up.
00:01:55Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:57Hey, bestie. How's it going with that smoking hot dill? Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:03As if it's that easy. But he's right here with me now. I'm floating.
00:02:07OMG, that is so YouTube. I'm literally screaming.
00:02:24Hey. Come here.
00:02:27Yes, sir.
00:02:31Everybody else's meeting's over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:46Sorry you walked around teasing me all that.
00:02:50Are you going to get me here?
00:02:56Take your shirt off.
00:02:57I don't think...
00:02:58Don't think.
00:03:00Who needs home?
00:03:03Don't make a sound.
00:03:15Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:19You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:29I guess we're going to have to gag you, Mom.
00:03:49You, sir.
00:03:50What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:55I've told her this meeting's important.
00:03:57Daydream in again.
00:03:59Hey.
00:04:00Come here.
00:04:01Me?
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04Project the demo for me.
00:04:05Sophie.
00:04:06Snap out of it.
00:04:07This is work.
00:04:07You need to focus.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:13I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:17I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:19I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:25Wait.
00:04:26Your dad's best friend?
00:04:28Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:32Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:35That's enough.
00:04:38Sophie, stay here.
00:04:39Everybody else get out.
00:04:39Meeting's over.
00:04:40Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:45We should put her in line.
00:04:47Get out.
00:04:48All of you, let's go.
00:04:55Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:57That's always going to be focused.
00:04:58Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:05:02My dad's best friend?
00:05:03Who do you think that is?
00:05:08He's not even going to ask?
00:05:10Does he not care at all?
00:05:12Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:14Oh, Sophie.
00:05:16Some things you can't take him back once you say.
00:05:21Chassie, I'm in love with you.
00:05:29Sophie, you're like a daughter to me.
00:05:31Don't say that.
00:05:32It's not like that.
00:05:33I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:35I've been dreaming about us getting married, and having a white-baked fence, and a dog,
00:05:40and children run around in the backyard.
00:05:42That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:44No.
00:05:46No, you're just young, and you're confused, and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:49Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:51I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:54I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:55They're not going anywhere.
00:05:56Well, it's not like people shouldn't see each other again.
00:06:04You can't just give us one chance.
00:06:06Just to try.
00:06:07No, you're my best friend's daughter.
00:06:09I'm not going to do George like that.
00:06:10If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun, and he will shoot me.
00:06:15Chassie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:19Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:22Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:23Wait, does that mean you like me too?
00:06:31It's just because of my dad?
00:06:32No, no, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:35It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:37I'm old, I'm divorced.
00:06:41You're young, you haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:43You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:46You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:48I know what I want, and it's you.
00:06:51Well, I don't want you.
00:06:52I see.
00:06:58I'll stop bothering you then.
00:07:05Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply trancy.
00:07:08But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:11I'm dead.
00:07:12Damn it.
00:07:19Percy didn't follow me, why would...
00:07:25You mean it, right?
00:07:26Sweating pretty hard.
00:07:28No thanks.
00:07:28No, stop.
00:07:39Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend, okay?
00:07:42He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:07:43Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:45You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:47We know a bluffer when we hear on sweet cheeks.
00:07:50Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:54Do you want money?
00:07:55I have money.
00:07:56Jenny, are you gonna want money?
00:07:59She's so fucking hot.
00:08:01I get to go first.
00:08:03What are you doing?
00:08:03Please, please let me go.
00:08:05Jenny?
00:08:07Let me go.
00:08:07Shut up.
00:08:09Sophie!
00:08:11Is that Jesse?
00:08:21Get your fucking hands off her.
00:08:26Are you okay?
00:08:30Yo, grandpa.
00:08:39You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:41Take another step, I'll throw your fucking brains out.
00:08:57Get on the ground.
00:08:58Get on the fucking ground.
00:09:03Don't kill us.
00:09:05Please don't kill us.
00:09:06We'll never happen again.
00:09:07Who's right?
00:09:08I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:09:10911, what's your emergency?
00:09:12Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:09:15Two white males, mid-20s.
00:09:17The corner at 46 and 30.
00:09:20Listen, bro, just...
00:09:24Now, you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:26And if I see you come around here again, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:09:32Dirt.
00:09:33Dirt.
00:09:52Sophie.
00:09:54Stop staring at me.
00:09:55I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:59Wait, you're hurt.
00:10:05That's not him.
00:10:08I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:10:10He still came looking for me.
00:10:11Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:13Okay, you can change into this.
00:10:29What the hell are you doing?
00:10:31You told me to get changed.
00:10:33In the bathroom?
00:10:34I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:36So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:40See yourself.
00:10:43Liar.
00:11:03Okay, let me get this wound to hold up for you.
00:11:07I sound fine.
00:11:09You gotta get some sleep.
00:11:10You know where the spare bedroom is?
00:11:11Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first thing in the morning.
00:11:19If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:22I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:24I'm tired.
00:11:25I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:27And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:45And why are you hard?
00:11:46Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:56Snap out of it, Jessie.
00:11:57This is your friend and daughter.
00:11:59Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:12:01You're her.
00:12:02That means you want me.
00:12:03It means I'm a healthy man.
00:12:06You're standing here looking like a tease any man will be.
00:12:08Don't get it twisted.
00:12:10This isn't love.
00:12:12This isn't affection.
00:12:14It's biology.
00:12:15Fine.
00:12:23You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:12:26I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:30It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:32I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:34You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:36Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:46Where is he?
00:12:53There he is.
00:12:54Be cool, Sophie.
00:13:06Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:13:10I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:13:17So you got to take it easy on the booze.
00:13:19You're barely 21.
00:13:34Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:36To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:39Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:41Trust me.
00:13:42I've wished him plenty.
00:13:44Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:45That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:47She's 30.
00:13:49Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make me call her mom.
00:13:53Your father loves you.
00:13:54Do you know that?
00:13:55I know he does.
00:13:56He's my dad.
00:13:57He's my dad.
00:13:58But the real question is you.
00:14:08Sophie, you're drunk.
00:14:11Oh, there you guys are.
00:14:13You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:27You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:30I'm going to take her down the lane.
00:14:30Maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:14:31Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:34I'm going to leave you bastards thinking this is easy prey because she's tipsy.
00:14:38You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:40Are you the suit to every girl?
00:14:53You're not every girl.
00:14:55I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:58Can you please come up with something new?
00:15:04I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:05Just let me rest.
00:15:10I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:26Fine, I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:35Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:38Sophie!
00:15:40Wake up, hey!
00:15:51Sophie?
00:15:52Sophie!
00:15:53Wake up, hey!
00:16:10So that was my first kiss.
00:16:28So that was my first kiss.
00:16:31Her first kiss?
00:16:32Which means, Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:35That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:16:39What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:41She's scared as shit.
00:16:41It's not funny.
00:16:42If you don't care about me.
00:16:44If you don't care about me, then why would you be so worried?
00:16:50Miss, I'm a moly grown.
00:16:51I'm a moly grown.
00:17:02This is crazy.
00:17:03I'm a moly grown.
00:17:04Mergers and acquisitions.
00:17:05Mergers and acquisitions.
00:17:06Got it.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Weapons, things like that.
00:17:13Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:17:15You have to stop eating.
00:17:17All right, all right.
00:17:18It is late.
00:17:20It is my wedding night.
00:17:21And we...
00:17:27Going back to our tent.
00:17:29You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow.
00:17:34Come on, baby.
00:17:42Ow.
00:17:43I'm pretty tired too.
00:17:45So, tired of my tent.
00:17:47I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:51I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:18:15Where are you?
00:18:15Where are you?
00:18:16I'm pretty tired.
00:18:17I'm pretty tired.
00:18:19I'm pretty tired.
00:18:20I'm pretty tired.
00:18:21Mr. DeLancey, we're in your office.
00:18:44Anyone qualify?
00:18:46So, I'm the CEO, Leonard Morris.
00:18:51You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower, and I think
00:18:55I see her name.
00:18:56You know what, Sylvie?
00:18:57Then kiss me, boss man.
00:19:07I'm gonna fuzz rap against this one now.
00:19:09I know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but are you about to have me look
00:19:14at them from around there?
00:19:16Yes.
00:19:17Yes, wife?
00:19:18Yes, sir.
00:19:19Please fuck me.
00:19:20I heard you calling my name.
00:19:34Are you touching yourself, thinking about me?
00:19:44What?
00:19:45What?
00:19:46No.
00:19:47Why are you in my tent?
00:19:48Get out.
00:19:49You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse.
00:19:51You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:19:58What do you want me to say?
00:19:59What do you want me to say?
00:20:00You want me to tell you?
00:20:01Yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:20:02I'm very attracted to you, but any man would be in their right mind.
00:20:05You're beautiful.
00:20:06You're kind, you're sexy.
00:20:07You check every box.
00:20:08Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:20:09That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:20:10Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:20:11Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:18Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:20:21Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:25Where's your bra?
00:20:48I didn't wear one.
00:20:50Or babies.
00:20:51Fuck you.
00:21:04Jesse, I want you.
00:21:05Want me to what?
00:21:06I want you to make love to me.
00:21:09Keep talking.
00:21:12I want you inside of me now.
00:21:14I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:21:16This is what I've been waiting for.
00:21:21So that was my first place.
00:21:24Sophie's still a virgin.
00:21:26You're a virgin.
00:21:28Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:21:30Fuck me.
00:21:32What the hell am I doing?
00:21:34Stop.
00:21:36Wait, stop. We can't do this.
00:21:38What? Why?
00:21:40I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:42You have to go with somebody that you love.
00:21:44Someone your own age.
00:21:45A man like me.
00:21:47You are the man I love.
00:21:48Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:50I'm waiting for you.
00:21:52Oh, sorry. We can't do this.
00:21:54This should have never happened.
00:22:06He's such a jerk.
00:22:07I was practically naked in front of him,
00:22:09and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:22:11What if he just can't?
00:22:13You know, like, erectile dysfunction?
00:22:16No, I felt it. It was hard as a rock.
00:22:18Oh, but what the hell is he resisting for?
00:22:21Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:22:25How?
00:22:26He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:22:28What if we make him think that you're...
00:22:32not?
00:22:33The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:39Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:42Step one.
00:22:43Last.
00:22:44Sex is their basic instinct,
00:22:47and no guy can resist a smart seduction,
00:22:50especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:52But I've tried, like, so many times.
00:22:55The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:58So then step two.
00:22:59Greed.
00:23:00If he's not craving you now,
00:23:01we will make sure that he does.
00:23:02We'll play that game.
00:23:03Push, pull, repeat.
00:23:05Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:06Then step three.
00:23:07Envy.
00:23:08Let's bring in some competition, right?
00:23:09Like, someone who looks nothing like him.
00:23:12We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:23:14And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:23:20You're a big lightsaber, Kelly.
00:23:34I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:35Oh, trust me.
00:23:36It will work.
00:23:39But how do I do step two?
00:23:42I mean how do I make Religiusant?
00:23:44Little Vibrations?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:47But how do I do step two?
00:23:50I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:54Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:23:56No texting, stop calling.
00:23:58Two weeks, total silence.
00:24:00Two weeks, you'll completely forget about me.
00:24:03Trust me, in two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:24:10Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:24:13Somewhere where he'll hate running into me.
00:24:28Come on, go do what I told you.
00:24:31He's literally looking over here right now.
00:24:34Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:24:36Are you sure?
00:24:37I don't even know that guy.
00:24:38Listen, we went to college together so I can tell you that he is like super reliable and he's hot and he's rich.
00:24:47I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous and he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:53Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:25:08She used to text me all the time.
00:25:21She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:25:27I'm so born.
00:25:28I'm so born.
00:25:28I'm so born.
00:25:31I'm so born.
00:25:32I'm so born.
00:25:33I'm so born.
00:25:36Sophie Littronk, where are you?
00:26:06Sophie Littronk, where are you?
00:26:36Sophie Littronk, his respective Borderlands, Sophie Littronk who are you?
00:26:58I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:27:00Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:27:06Uncle.
00:27:07Uh, uh, it's nice to meet you, sir.
00:27:11I'm Sophie's friend.
00:27:13Why'd you come?
00:27:17Were you worried about me?
00:27:20Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:27:24Jealous?
00:27:26You send me that text message to lure me here.
00:27:28Don't play smart.
00:27:28You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:27:39It's your choice.
00:27:40Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:45The truth is, is that Sophie hates her uncle, and he is a total control freak, and he is
00:27:53super strict.
00:27:54She's fucking 21.
00:27:55She'll give her whatever she wants.
00:27:57Yeah, exactly.
00:27:57Right?
00:27:58Go over there and pull her aside.
00:28:00Please.
00:28:01And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:28:05I really do think you should blur, Jeb.
00:28:17Fine.
00:28:18Then that's what I'll do.
00:28:21Then that's what I'll do.
00:28:22Do what, exactly?
00:28:24Lose my virginity to Mark.
00:28:26That kid's a walking STD.
00:28:28He's not right for you.
00:28:30Sophie?
00:28:32I haven't seen you since college.
00:28:34I think we should totally catch on the record.
00:28:39Hey, Uncle!
00:28:42Sophie's 21.
00:28:45I think you can chill, relax, fright, or have fun.
00:28:48I'm sure she gets all safe.
00:28:50Hmm?
00:28:52Come with me.
00:28:54Jesse?
00:28:56Last chance.
00:28:57Do I go?
00:28:57You can do whatever you are.
00:29:02Or someone come right tonight.
00:29:04Great.
00:29:10I'll see you later, then.
00:29:11Hey, don't knock the door.
00:29:31Okay, okay.
00:29:32Just want some privacy.
00:29:33You want a drink?
00:29:34No.
00:29:35I'm fine.
00:29:35A guy and a girl.
00:29:45Alone.
00:29:46In a room.
00:29:48I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:51I respect her decision.
00:29:52Jesus.
00:29:54Well, you just man up.
00:29:55You're here, right?
00:29:56You obviously care about her.
00:29:58I mean, are you really going to let her go do something that she's going to regret?
00:30:02It's more complicated than you think.
00:30:08Can I do your kiss?
00:30:10Um, I'm not ready.
00:30:12We barely know each other.
00:30:13Come on.
00:30:14It's just a little kiss.
00:30:15I won't turn anything else.
00:30:16I'm sorry.
00:30:17I don't think I can do this.
00:30:18Why did you go into my room?
00:30:20Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:30:22You're right.
00:30:22I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:23I'll get out of your hair.
00:30:26You can't change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:30:28No, get off of me.
00:30:32She said don't, motherfucker.
00:30:42You're coming home with me.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:53Oh, fuck.
00:30:54Why does he look so mad?
00:30:56Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:58Why would I be mad at you?
00:31:00Well, you look mad.
00:31:02And for what?
00:31:03You're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did, and now you're upset?
00:31:09I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:31:12What were you going to do if I didn't show back up?
00:31:14Was your friend going to help you?
00:31:17What were you going to do?
00:31:17Are you going to sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:31:19What the fuck's going on in the head of your stuff?
00:31:21Okay, fine.
00:31:22I shouldn't have done that.
00:31:24But what else am I supposed to do?
00:31:26Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:31:28I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass woman.
00:31:34But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:31:40You have feelings for me, too.
00:31:41You're just too scared to admit it.
00:31:42Okay, fine.
00:31:47You know what?
00:31:47I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:49Why is my dad calling you?
00:32:16Why is my dad calling you?
00:32:19George, what's up?
00:32:22Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment.
00:32:27But we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:32:31The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:32:35Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:32:38Do you want her if she stays with you for a week?
00:32:41Just until the lease starts?
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:48What did you say?
00:32:49We've got to pack your stuff up.
00:32:54Pack?
00:32:54Pack for what?
00:32:56Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:57I can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:33:13Well, you can stay here until the newly starts.
00:33:17Then you've got to go.
00:33:18Pack to being a cold hard ass.
00:33:20So, are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:33:24Because you did kiss me.
00:33:26Or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:33:30That was my fault.
00:33:31I shouldn't have done that.
00:33:32I don't want you to feel bad.
00:33:34I wanted you to kiss me.
00:33:36That's the problem, Sylvie.
00:33:42Because I'm going to kiss you too.
00:33:44Your father trusts me.
00:33:57I can't betray his trust.
00:33:59My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:34:01You're just assuming that he does.
00:34:02I know him.
00:34:03I know men.
00:34:04If he found out about us, whatever this is,
00:34:08he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:34:12So what?
00:34:13You'll just give up on us then?
00:34:15Just give me time.
00:34:27Meaning?
00:34:28After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:34:32So you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:34:36Yes.
00:34:39Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:34:42And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:34:45Just picturing another man with his arms around,
00:34:48you drives me crazy.
00:34:48So I'm not going to run away from this,
00:34:52but I want to do it on my terms.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:54What are your terms?
00:34:58Well, number one.
00:35:01No sex.
00:35:04No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:35:08Well, number two.
00:35:10No flirting.
00:35:12No tempting me.
00:35:13It's hard enough as it is.
00:35:15I can't promise anything.
00:35:17Rule number three.
00:35:18You're here for a week.
00:35:20When school starts, you can check into your dorm.
00:35:23It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:35:26I don't graduate for another year.
00:35:28That's so far away.
00:35:33My house.
00:35:35My rules.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:40I'll show you your room.
00:35:53So, this is you.
00:35:55I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:35:56It seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:36:08I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:36:10But if you want a good girl,
00:36:12I can play the part.
00:36:13Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:36:23Jessie, I have.
00:36:27Well, number two.
00:36:28Go flirting.
00:36:29Or I can't skate this.
00:36:52He's...
00:36:53Taking a shower.
00:36:57Same roof tonight.
00:36:59Same bed soon.
00:37:00Jessie, I'm so hot.
00:37:23Nope.
00:37:23This is killing me.
00:37:25I'm getting that eyebrow guy.
00:37:30Jessie.
00:37:32Jessie.
00:37:41Where did he hide?
00:37:54What the...
00:37:55MILFs? That's what he is into?
00:38:02So he likes older, whatever.
00:38:06I can't fight a battle blindfolded. I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:38:12Mmm, MILFs secret it is.
00:38:25Holy shit, so rough.
00:38:42Looks like he found out the secret.
00:38:47What are you doing, Irvine?
00:38:50Um, I just can't get my things.
00:38:57You don't follow directions too well.
00:39:04How should I punish you?
00:39:06Pun?
00:39:17How?
00:39:20She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:39:29Why'd you sneak into mine? Just wash corn?
00:39:33I just want to know what you like.
00:39:37Did you figure it out?
00:39:40You like hot mums.
00:39:42Yeah.
00:39:44Keep dancing.
00:39:46I feel so good.
00:39:47Hurry, it's my leg.
00:39:49Got you for that, right?
00:39:54I feel so good.
00:39:55I feel so good.
00:39:57Got you for that, right?
00:39:59But Jessie?
00:40:01Mm-hmm.
00:40:02The rule is no flirting.
00:40:03No flirting.
00:40:11That girl will be the death of me.
00:40:12What is he doing?
00:40:25What is he doing?
00:40:26No flirting.
00:40:27I'm gonna get him.
00:40:30It's probably too good.
00:40:31So I just can't do that.
00:40:32I'm hungry.
00:40:33I can't do that.
00:40:35I'm hungry.
00:40:36Yummy.
00:40:50You hungry?
00:40:52We should practice inside.
00:40:54If you have one more set, I'll join you.
00:40:56That's cheating.
00:40:58I'll join you.
00:41:00Let me help.
00:41:06God damn it.
00:41:16I almost had him.
00:41:26At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:41:36No.
00:41:46Running away?
00:41:48You can't pretend anymore.
00:41:52I'll handle the rest.
00:41:54You gonna eat?
00:42:04Nope.
00:42:05I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:42:10We'll work out.
00:42:12Get a train bus.
00:42:28Is that my shirt?
00:42:30So am I distracting you?
00:42:32So am I distracting you?
00:42:43You're breaking rules.
00:42:45No 30.
00:42:47But I skipped Netflix.
00:42:49And so?
00:42:51You hungry?
00:43:02No wonderer?
00:43:05Uh-uh.
00:43:08Hey, she didn't impress us.
00:43:10So what now? You didn't punish me to impress him?
00:43:13Is that what you want? You don't want to be punished?
00:43:20Punish me harder, please.
00:43:29You really do deserve to be punished.
00:43:33Yeah, that's the punishment now.
00:43:46I've needed this for so long.
00:43:53I didn't know you were in such a kinky stuff.
00:44:02I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:44:18This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:44:21You stay out here. Think about what you've done.
00:44:35Jesse.
00:44:38I'm back.
00:44:39Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:44:47Hi.
00:44:48I'm Jesse's wife.
00:44:54Hi.
00:44:55I'm Jesse's wife.
00:44:58Ex-wife, Karen.
00:45:00We're divorced.
00:45:00Hmm.
00:45:01Why are you here?
00:45:02I came for what's mine.
00:45:03There's nothing in this office here.
00:45:05Boom.
00:45:10I'm not leaving without it.
00:45:21I miss you.
00:45:23Being in the club really hasn't been the same system.
00:45:25Oh, my God.
00:45:26His ex-wife is here.
00:45:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:45:32No.
00:45:32I...
00:45:33Um, do you want some coffee?
00:45:39Don't bother, kiddo.
00:45:40I know this place better than you.
00:45:43And I know Jesse better than you.
00:45:46He'll bore of you soon enough.
00:45:49Get what you came for and get out.
00:45:51And leave her out of this.
00:45:53Jesse.
00:45:55Still angry?
00:45:56Yeah.
00:45:58I came for the engagement ring.
00:46:00Mm-hmm.
00:46:01An engagement ring, of course.
00:46:04They were married, after all.
00:46:06I decided to keep it after all.
00:46:13It's in my dressing room.
00:46:14This was my dressing room.
00:46:25Stay out of it.
00:46:26I can handle my own shit.
00:46:30Sorry.
00:46:31This is my room now.
00:46:33Oh, sweetie.
00:46:36So, uh, you two still don't share a bit?
00:46:39So what?
00:46:40I'm his girlfriend now.
00:46:41Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:46:46And right here.
00:46:51Sorry.
00:46:51No rings in there.
00:46:53Just my decouplos that God gave me for free.
00:46:57Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:47:00You.
00:47:01Little.
00:47:03Bitch.
00:47:06That's enough.
00:47:07This is your last one.
00:47:08You need to leave.
00:47:09I'm gonna call the cops.
00:47:11Jessie.
00:47:13I know you still love me.
00:47:15Trust me.
00:47:16That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:47:18Now I just regret meeting you.
00:47:20You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie.
00:47:23You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:47:26So, you were married to that?
00:47:39It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:47:41Right, but you proposed after all.
00:47:43If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:47:46She's dangerous.
00:47:47So, why did you marry her?
00:47:49I'm gonna get you in a room at the Ritz-Carlton.
00:47:52I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:47:55What?
00:47:56You're kicking me out for her.
00:47:58It's not safe for you here.
00:48:00Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here.
00:48:02Are you still in love with her or something?
00:48:04No, Sophie.
00:48:05I don't love her.
00:48:14I love you.
00:48:14Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:48:28Okay, don't be mad.
00:48:30How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:48:35You scared now?
00:48:37Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
00:48:43Nope.
00:48:44I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:48:46I'm not just gonna leave.
00:48:49Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:48:59Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:49:01So, why did you guys break up?
00:49:03And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:49:07She lied to me.
00:49:09About everything.
00:49:11And she cheated on me.
00:49:12When I finally saw who she truly was,
00:49:14I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:49:18Oh, shit.
00:49:20Sorry.
00:49:22Sometimes you don't know who a person is,
00:49:23even when you're married to them.
00:49:24I'm gonna take it out.
00:49:39I'm staying.
00:49:41But, I'll behave.
00:49:43Okay?
00:49:43I'll follow all the rules.
00:49:45No more seduction attempts.
00:49:46Please, please don't make me leave.
00:49:51Fine.
00:49:52You leave on the first day of school.
00:49:54Yes.
00:49:54I knew you'd cave.
00:49:57Oh, I'll get it.
00:50:01Karen won't make a move yet.
00:50:02I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:50:06Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:11Dear Mr. DeLancey,
00:50:13I'm throwing a get-together
00:50:15and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:50:17It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:50:19Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:50:21The theme is Bridgerton,
00:50:23so come dress to impress.
00:50:25Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:50:28And since when do I have neighbors?
00:50:30Bring your partner.
00:50:31It'll be fun.
00:50:32Hard pass.
00:50:35You do want to show me off.
00:50:38A few days left.
00:50:39Might as well let her have this.
00:50:42Fine.
00:50:43Yes, Jesse, you're the best.
00:50:51Ta-da!
00:51:01It's cute, right?
00:51:03Isn't it a little weird?
00:51:05Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:51:07But at least I don't have a dress for me.
00:51:12I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:20Hello?
00:51:21Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:51:23He requested an emergency meeting.
00:51:26All right, I'm on the way.
00:51:27Work emergency?
00:51:29Yeah.
00:51:31Go ahead, I'll meet at the parties.
00:51:32Go.
00:51:33I'll try my neighbors.
00:51:42Hello.
00:51:43I'm here for the...
00:51:46There you are.
00:51:48The party.
00:51:50Karen, who is this?
00:51:54You invited a maid to the party, and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:52:01Do you know where the host is?
00:52:02The host?
00:52:04Don't you mean you're a master?
00:52:06Oh, poor maid.
00:52:07Oh, poor maid.
00:52:10Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:52:12Oh, and then don't rush off.
00:52:15You know everybody here.
00:52:17Stay.
00:52:18Don't play.
00:52:20Is this for me?
00:52:22No.
00:52:23It looks delicious.
00:52:28It looks delicious.
00:52:33Oops.
00:52:34I spilled it.
00:52:36It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:52:39She is the agent who fantasized about thanking Jesse at the meeting.
00:52:45Ooh.
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:47The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:52:50No, no.
00:52:51Be nice.
00:52:52She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:52:55Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:52:58Oh, Karen, the only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:53:03Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:53:08Hmm.
00:53:22Get away from me.
00:53:25You set this up.
00:53:27You're nothing.
00:53:28But a street whore.
00:53:32Who's even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:53:36Okay, everybody.
00:53:38Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:53:41Get her.
00:53:48Hold me.
00:53:50Someone help.
00:53:51I didn't do anything.
00:53:52Oh, save it, whore.
00:53:55There's someone who cares.
00:53:57Push her in.
00:53:58I'll kill you for this.
00:53:59I'll kill you for this.
00:54:01I'll kill you for this.
00:54:05I'll kill you for this.
00:54:07I'll kill you for this.
00:54:09I'll kill you for this.
00:54:14I'll kill you for this.
00:54:16I'll kill you for this.
00:54:17I'll kill you for this.
00:54:21I'll kill you for this.
00:54:24Jess, I will kill you for this.
00:54:27Will the bus come after us?
00:54:28No.
00:54:29She's Karen.
00:54:30And she is a nothing.
00:54:32Who do you think will win?
00:54:33Go on.
00:54:34Whatever happens, I'll take the blood.
00:54:41Jessi!
00:54:46Sophie?
00:54:47What the fuck are you doing?
00:54:53Okay.
00:54:55Jessi, you can try to kill me.
00:54:58It's okay.
00:54:58Oh.
00:55:00Oh, I should have never let you go.
00:55:01You okay?
00:55:03I'm fine.
00:55:04I'll be good.
00:55:06You have a problem.
00:55:07You come to me.
00:55:08You don't drag her into this.
00:55:09You're overreacting, baby.
00:55:11We were just playing around.
00:55:12Just playing.
00:55:13Let's play.
00:55:17Jessi, you're doing this to me for some fun.
00:55:21Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
00:55:23She's nothing.
00:55:25Yes, when your relationship was falling apart, Karen begged you over and over, and you still
00:55:30broke up with her.
00:55:31Exactly.
00:55:32And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:55:34You jerk.
00:55:36Should we tell them the truth?
00:55:38Mistress?
00:55:38There was no mistress.
00:55:40She was the one that was cheating.
00:55:43No.
00:55:44You.
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:46You.
00:55:47If I stopped loving you a long time ago, after all the lying and the cheating and the drug
00:55:52use, no.
00:55:54You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face, and no one will ever love
00:55:59you.
00:56:00OMG.
00:56:01She was the cheater?
00:56:03What a bitch.
00:56:05We all thought Jessi was the liar.
00:56:07Jessi, you know who my father is?
00:56:11And you know what happens when you cross?
00:56:13Yeah, I do.
00:56:14And if he wants for it, I'll give him one.
00:56:16Are you threatening me?
00:56:17I'm not threatening you, you know.
00:56:19I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
00:56:34Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow, or
00:56:37I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:56:39Mr. Delanty, wait, please.
00:56:41I can't lose this job.
00:56:43Wait.
00:56:47It's not my fault.
00:56:54I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
00:56:56Jessi.
00:56:58Okay?
00:57:00Jessi, I love you.
00:57:02Don't let you.
00:57:05I love you too.
00:57:06But you're not safe with me.
00:57:08You have to go.
00:57:09George, we have to talk.
00:57:20It's about your daughter.
00:57:30I'm here.
00:57:31Hey!
00:57:32I trusted you.
00:57:33I trusted you as my only daughter.
00:57:35Dad, why are you here?
00:57:37So we are.
00:57:41Get away.
00:57:43He scared me to death.
00:57:45It was an accident.
00:57:47Jessi wasn't even there.
00:57:48Do not defend him.
00:57:49You are coming home with me.
00:57:52I'm not leaving.
00:57:55I start school soon.
00:57:57It's closer to here.
00:57:58I will drive you.
00:58:00I'm not going back.
00:58:02I...
00:58:03Sophie.
00:58:04Go with your father.
00:58:05Do you want me to leave?
00:58:14Yes.
00:58:15You're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:58:19Do not talk to her like that.
00:58:22You mean...
00:58:23You'd be better off at home.
00:58:27Then I have to work.
00:58:29Come on.
00:58:30Come on.
00:58:31We are leaving.
00:58:32Dad, I...
00:58:33Just wait in the car.
00:58:34I have to pack my stuff really quick.
00:58:36And...
00:58:37Say goodbye.
00:58:39To Michael just...
00:58:41Do you feel really doing this?
00:58:49Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:58:51So that's it?
00:58:52But what about our deal?
00:58:53You said that after I dodged you...
00:58:54I'm just stalling to get you off my back.
00:58:59You're such a coward, Jessi Delancey.
00:59:02Thank you, Uncle Jessi, for your hospitality.
00:59:13I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:59:15I tried so hard to make things work.
00:59:18But every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:59:23I was willing to die on this hill for us.
00:59:27But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:59:31I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:59:36Goodbye, Jessi.
00:59:41I'm in love with you, Jessi.
00:59:51Jessi, I love you.
00:59:52I love you too, Sophie.
01:00:22I love you too, Sophie.
01:00:29Hey, Dad.
01:00:30I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
01:00:34Sweetheart, did you say China?
01:00:36Is everything okay, sweetheart?
01:00:37Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
01:00:39I just need a change of scenery.
01:00:41And if I can help some people along the way,
01:00:43even just one person, I'll be happy.
01:00:46Okay, sweetheart.
01:00:48I support you.
01:00:49Thanks, Dad.
01:00:50George, what are you doing?
01:01:02Hey, I just gave me a talk to you about Sophie.
01:01:05Something's off with her.
01:01:07Did Sophie tell George?
01:01:09Maybe I should just come clean.
01:01:10Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked her out of the house.
01:01:13Don't worry about that.
01:01:14I heard she got into an argument.
01:01:16She'll come around.
01:01:18I don't think that's it.
01:01:21Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:01:23I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
01:01:27Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:01:33I just know there's something else.
01:01:36Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her,
01:01:38because she's moving to China.
01:01:40She's what?
01:01:42Calm down.
01:01:43The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:01:44She's only going there for a year.
01:01:46She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen.
01:01:49You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:01:52George, what the fuck?
01:01:54She doesn't speak the language?
01:01:55We don't know anybody over there.
01:01:57What if something happens to her?
01:01:58What if she gets killed and she ends up in a dish?
01:01:59Yeah, see, she's going to be fine.
01:02:01She's joining a group out there.
01:02:02I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:02:06You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:02:09Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:02:14George, the thing is, why the hell would you know anyway?
01:02:17You're my best friend.
01:02:18Practically wise to grow up.
01:02:20Why would she tell you anything?
01:02:22I guess I just need to be patient.
01:02:24Better tell me when she's ready.
01:02:26Anyway.
01:02:27All right, well, I'll get out of here.
01:02:28I know you're a busy guy.
01:02:30Want to go off on this weekend?
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:34When's her flight?
01:02:36She already left.
01:02:36It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:02:40Excuse me.
01:02:43Sorry.
01:02:43I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:02:54I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:02:57You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:03:00You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:03:04Breaking news.
01:03:08Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:03:13The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:03:16Emergency services are on site.
01:03:17287 passengers are on board.
01:03:20No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:03:24That's Sophie's flight.
01:03:25This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport, where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:03:40I'm sorry, sir.
01:03:41No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:03:43LAX is shut down.
01:03:44My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:03:45I gotta see if she's okay.
01:03:46Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:03:50Now, you can wait here with everyone else, and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:03:53I'm sorry, sir.
01:04:23helm.
01:04:24Leaving you in the same pressure?
01:04:27I'll never know how it's to Go.
01:04:28If she hits me in compete.
01:04:29Take it away.
01:04:30Remake the Estado.
01:04:30Take it away.
01:04:31Yeah, that's from the management side.
01:04:31Take it away.
01:04:32Take it away.
01:04:32See you in the same pressure, away.
01:04:33If only you keep holding hands out.
01:04:34Take it away.
01:04:35Take it away.
01:04:36Take it away.
01:04:37Take it away.
01:04:38Take it away.
01:04:40Take it away.
01:04:42Take it away.
01:04:43I'll be heartbroken for you.
01:04:50Take it away.
01:04:51lonely, Mama.
01:04:51Take it away.
01:04:52Take it away.
01:04:53I thought I lost you
01:04:56I thought you were on that flight
01:04:59That wasn't my flight
01:05:01My flight's to Hong Kong
01:05:02But if not Kane's one
01:05:03Thank God
01:05:05I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:05:07I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:05:10Kane's exhausting
01:05:11It was good to see you
01:05:14You were fighting for
01:05:17What?
01:05:20The night you left
01:05:21You told me
01:05:22You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:05:24But I have
01:05:25It's you, right?
01:05:28Just give me one more chance
01:05:30And I will prove to you that I'm done running
01:05:32I'm done running away from my feelings
01:05:33I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:05:35And die on this mountain for both of us
01:05:37And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:05:40Just give me one more chance
01:05:42But what about my dad?
01:05:45He said he'll kill you
01:05:46I'll give him not to
01:05:48And what about waiting until after college?
01:05:51I'm only young once
01:05:53You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:05:55Anytime
01:05:56Whatever you want
01:05:58Whenever you want
01:05:59And what are you waiting for?
01:06:02Get me home
01:06:02Oh my God
01:06:13I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:06:15The man I love
01:06:17Camera's ready?
01:06:24Does that feel good?
01:06:46Yes
01:06:46I'll make you feel even better
01:06:49Hurry up
01:07:04I'm not going to hurry
01:07:07It's your first time
01:07:08I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:07:11So it doesn't hurt
01:07:12Finally I have you out of myself though, hey
01:07:39You know
01:07:50I can't believe this is real
01:07:52You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:07:55I think I've had dreams about this
01:07:58Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:08:01I'm going to
01:08:03Middle-aged man
01:08:05Divorced man like me
01:08:06A girl like you
01:08:07I don't deserve anything
01:08:08You're not old
01:08:09Okay, 40s are a man's best year
01:08:11Oh yeah?
01:08:13Well I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:08:15Because I'm going to die
01:08:16Way before you do
01:08:17I don't know who's going to take care of you then
01:08:19That's why you need to quit smoking
01:08:21And then I'll start smoking
01:08:22And then we can die at the same age
01:08:24Eat your breakfast
01:08:26As soon as you're done
01:08:27I'm going to drop you out of the hole
01:08:28Why?
01:08:29I can't stay?
01:08:30I have something to do
01:08:30It's pretty important
01:08:31So
01:08:32I called your dad
01:08:35I can't clean
01:08:35You what?
01:08:39Jesse
01:08:39You did not
01:08:41I'm a man, Sophia
01:08:42A man has to do what a man has to do
01:08:44I have to take responsibility
01:08:45For what I did last night
01:08:46Especially because you're George's daughter
01:08:47I don't want you to be here
01:08:49When you get to
01:08:49Because coming at noon
01:08:50It might get violent
01:08:51Jesse
01:08:52I can't go
01:08:54Are you crazy?
01:08:54You said it yourself
01:08:55He will shoot you dead
01:08:56Like graveyard dead
01:08:58He's not going to shoot me
01:09:00He might punch me in the face
01:09:01But he's not going to shoot me
01:09:02You motherfucker
01:09:07I know your ass is in it
01:09:09Get your ass out
01:09:10Mom
01:09:11Looks like it's too late for me to go
01:09:12We're in this together
01:09:13I had a bad feeling
01:09:19You motherfucker
01:09:20I am going to fucking kill you
01:09:22Sophie
01:09:23Sophie
01:09:24Get out of the way
01:09:25Sophie
01:09:25Go to your bedroom
01:09:27We're going to talk to your dad
01:09:27That is my line
01:09:29You can't tell her that
01:09:30Sophie
01:09:31Go to your room
01:09:33Daddy, you can't kill him
01:09:35No, I'm going to kill him, all right
01:09:36It's not his fault, okay?
01:09:38I chased Jesse first
01:09:39You were just a dumb kid
01:09:41You
01:09:41You ought to know better
01:09:43You were twice her age
01:09:44How could you do that to my child?
01:09:47Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:09:49How can you judge us?
01:09:51That is different
01:09:52He is not right for you
01:09:53You're 21 years old
01:09:55You have your whole life in front of you
01:09:57Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:10:00I love him
01:10:01I've loved him ever since I met him
01:10:06And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:10:08And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:10:10But I just can't
01:10:11My heart skips a beat
01:10:16Every time I see him
01:10:17I don't know how to explain it
01:10:19Or what it is
01:10:20But I know he's the one
01:10:22Okay?
01:10:23He's always been the one
01:10:24So if you're going to shoot him
01:10:26You have to shoot me too
01:10:27You're going to marry my daughter
01:10:35What?
01:10:37Yes
01:10:37Yes, I would love to
01:10:40With your permission, of course
01:10:41If you break her heart
01:10:43I'm going to kill you
01:10:45If you cheat on her
01:10:47I'm going to chop your dick off
01:10:48And slice it into fucking pieces
01:10:50That won't be necessary
01:10:54I think it will to your daughter
01:10:56All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
01:10:59All right
01:11:01That's the deal then
01:11:06Don't break it
01:11:08Oh my God
01:11:13Jesse
01:11:13Cat
01:11:15As my daughter
01:11:16You have my blessing
01:11:18As for you
01:11:19He's a man he understands
01:11:22That's all right
01:11:23And I probably deserve that
01:11:25Send me a bill for the wedding
01:11:27Till then
01:11:29He'll talk to me
01:11:31Selfie
01:11:37I love you
01:11:39I love you more
01:11:45Finally
01:11:46After a decade of waiting
01:11:48I landed the man of my dreams
01:11:50We got married right after I graduated college
01:11:52I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:11:54As for my dad
01:11:56I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:11:58Jeez dad
01:11:59You're like almost 50
01:12:01Well ladies
01:12:02Moral of the story is
01:12:03You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:12:05Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:12:07But the kind that stays with you
01:12:09Quietly
01:12:10Even through the years
01:12:11Because when it's real
01:12:13It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:12:15I love that fact
01:12:16Rising Mississippi
01:12:17It just waits
01:12:18For the right time
01:12:20You're not getting away from here
01:12:25Just be
01:12:25And I'm like I'm going to lose you
01:12:27To some dumb blonde
01:12:28You little bitch
01:12:29Just you wait
01:12:32This is the beginning
01:12:34Of the end
01:12:36Oh
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