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Full Episode Of He Said The Baby Was Too Expensive
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland. I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I
00:00:06can never have. The CEO of Delance Corps and my dad's best friend. I'm a summer
00:00:12intern assistant for my junior year of college but I can never tell him that I
00:00:17want him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes
00:00:22into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie. If I'm gonna talk about it, cool. He always treats Sophie
00:00:32differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss? There's no one here. You can call me Uncle
00:00:49Jesse. There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:53Listen kid, it's your last day. Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually
00:00:57learned something here, so you showed up.
00:01:00God, he's so hot. Is that a new cologne he's wearing? He smells so good.
00:01:05This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in. And as soon as you're done,
00:01:09go right back to campus.
00:01:11Yep, there's a 20 year age gap between us. He still treats me like a kid. But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:01:18Hey, keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:28Hey, you really need to quit smoking. Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:34You'll always be a kid to me. Just stop smoking. It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:44Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time? Just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:50I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better. So we need to step it up.
00:01:55Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:57Hey, bestie. How's it going with that smoking hot dill? Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:03As if it's that easy. But he's right here with me now. I'm floating.
00:02:07OMG, that is so YouTube. I'm literally screaming.
00:02:24Hey. Come here.
00:02:27Yes, sir.
00:02:31Everybody else's meeting's over.
00:02:33Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:02:37Close the door.
00:02:46Sorry you walked around teasing me all that.
00:02:50Are you going to get me moved?
00:02:56Take your shirt off.
00:02:57I don't think...
00:02:58Don't think.
00:03:00Who needs home?
00:03:03Don't make a sound.
00:03:15Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:19You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:29I guess we're going to have to gag you, Mom.
00:03:49You, sir.
00:03:50What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:55I've told her this meeting's important.
00:03:57Daydream in again.
00:03:59Hey.
00:04:00Come here.
00:04:01Me?
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04Project the demo for me.
00:04:05Sophie, snap out of it.
00:04:07This is work.
00:04:07You need to focus.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:13I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:17I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:19I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:25Wait.
00:04:26Your dad's best friend?
00:04:28Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:32Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:35That's enough.
00:04:38Sophie, stay here.
00:04:39Everybody else get out.
00:04:39Meeting's over.
00:04:40Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:45We should put her in line.
00:04:47Get out.
00:04:48All of you, let's go.
00:04:55Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:57That's always going to be focused.
00:04:58Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:05:00My dad's best friend?
00:05:03Who do you think that is?
00:05:08He's not even going to ask?
00:05:10Does he not care at all?
00:05:12Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:14No, Sophie.
00:05:16Some things you can't take him back once you say.
00:05:21Chelsea, I'm in love with you.
00:05:23No, Sophie.
00:05:30You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:31Don't say that.
00:05:32It's not like that.
00:05:33I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:35I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white-baked fence and a dog and
00:05:40children that run around the backyard.
00:05:42That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:44No.
00:05:46No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:49Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:51I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:54I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:55They're not going anywhere.
00:05:57Well, that's not like we shouldn't see each other again.
00:06:04You can't just give us one chance.
00:06:06Just to try.
00:06:07No, you're my best friend's daughter.
00:06:09I'm not going to do George like that.
00:06:10If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun and he will shoot me.
00:06:15Chelsea, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:19Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:22Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:25Wait, does that mean you like me too?
00:06:31It's just because of my dad?
00:06:33No, no.
00:06:34It's one of the small reasons.
00:06:35It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:38I'm old.
00:06:39I'm divorced.
00:06:41You're young.
00:06:42You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:44You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:46You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:48I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:51Well, I don't want you.
00:06:52I see.
00:06:58I'll stop bothering you then.
00:07:05Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply trancy.
00:07:08But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:11I can never cross that line.
00:07:12Dammit.
00:07:19Percy didn't follow me.
00:07:20Why would you...
00:07:25You made it right?
00:07:26It's running pretty hard.
00:07:27No, thanks.
00:07:33No, stop!
00:07:39Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend, okay?
00:07:42He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:07:43Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:45You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:47We know a bluffer when we hear on sweet cheeks.
00:07:50Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:54Do you want money?
00:07:55I have money.
00:07:56Jenny, are you gonna want money?
00:07:59She's so fucking hot.
00:08:01I get to go first.
00:08:03What are you doing?
00:08:03Please, please let me go.
00:08:05Jenny?
00:08:07Let me go!
00:08:07Shut up!
00:08:09Sophie!
00:08:11Is that Jesse?
00:08:21Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:26Are you okay?
00:08:30Yo, grandpa.
00:08:39You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:41Take another step, I'll throw your fucking brains out.
00:08:57Get on the ground!
00:08:58Get on the fucking ground!
00:09:03Don't kill us!
00:09:05Please don't kill us!
00:09:06We'll never happen again!
00:09:07Who's way?
00:09:08I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:09:11911, what's your emergency?
00:09:12Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:09:15Two white males, mid-20s.
00:09:17The corner at 46 and 3rd.
00:09:20Listen, bro, just...
00:09:21Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:26And if I see you come around here again, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:09:32Dirt.
00:09:33Dirt.
00:09:52Sophie.
00:09:54Stop staring at me.
00:09:55I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:59Wait, you're hurt.
00:10:05That's not him.
00:10:08I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:10:10He still came looking for me.
00:10:11Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:10:13Okay, you can change into this.
00:10:29What the hell are you doing?
00:10:30You told me to get changed.
00:10:32In the bathroom?
00:10:33I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:36So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:40See yourself.
00:10:43Liar.
00:11:03Okay, let me get this wound to hold up for you.
00:11:07I sound fine.
00:11:09You gotta get some sleep.
00:11:10You know where the spare bedroom is?
00:11:11Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first thing in the morning.
00:11:19If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:22I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:24I'm tired.
00:11:25I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:27And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:45And why are you hard?
00:11:46Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:56Snap out of it, Jessie.
00:11:57This is your friend and daughter.
00:11:59Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:12:01You're her.
00:12:02That means you want me.
00:12:03It means I'm a healthy man.
00:12:06You're standing here looking like a tease any man will be.
00:12:08Don't get it twisted.
00:12:10This isn't love.
00:12:12This isn't affection.
00:12:14It's biology.
00:12:15Fine.
00:12:23You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:12:26I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:30It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:32I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:34You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:36Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:46Where is he?
00:12:53There he is.
00:12:54Be cool, Sophie.
00:13:06Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:13:10I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:13:17So you got to take it easy on the booze.
00:13:19You're barely 21.
00:13:34Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:36To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:39Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:41Trust me.
00:13:42I've wished him plenty.
00:13:44Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:45That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:47She's 30.
00:13:49Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make me call her mom.
00:13:53Your father loves you.
00:13:54Do you know that?
00:13:55I know he does.
00:13:56He's my dad.
00:13:57He's my dad.
00:13:58But the real question is you.
00:14:08Sophie, you're drunk.
00:14:11Oh, there you guys are.
00:14:13You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:27You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:30I'm going to take her down the lane.
00:14:30Maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:14:31Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:34I'm going to leave you bastards thinking this is easy prey because she's tipsy.
00:14:38You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:40Are you the suit to every girl?
00:14:53You're not every girl.
00:14:55I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:58Can you please come up with something new?
00:15:04I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:05Just let me rest.
00:15:10I'm tipsy, okay?
00:15:26Fine, I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:35Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:38Sophie!
00:15:40Wake up, hey!
00:15:51Sophie?
00:15:52Sophie!
00:15:53Wake up, hey!
00:16:10So that was my first kiss.
00:16:28So that was my first kiss.
00:16:31Her first kiss?
00:16:32Which means, Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:35That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:16:39What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:41She's scared as shit.
00:16:41It's not funny.
00:16:42If you don't care about me.
00:16:44If you don't care about me, then why would you be so worried?
00:16:50Miss, I'm a moly grown.
00:16:51I'm a moly grown.
00:17:02This is crazy.
00:17:03I'm a moly grown.
00:17:04Mergers and acquisitions.
00:17:05Mergers and acquisitions.
00:17:06Got it.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Weapons, things like that.
00:17:13Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:17:15You have to stop eating.
00:17:17All right, all right.
00:17:18It is late.
00:17:20It is my wedding night.
00:17:21And we...
00:17:27Going back to our tent.
00:17:29You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow.
00:17:34Come on, baby.
00:17:42Ow.
00:17:43I'm pretty tired too.
00:17:45So, tired of my tent.
00:17:47I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:51Where are you?
00:18:15Where are you?
00:18:16I know.
00:18:18I know.
00:18:19I know.
00:18:19I know.
00:18:20I know.
00:18:20I know.
00:18:21Mr. DeLancey, we're in your office.
00:18:43Anyone go up by?
00:18:46So, I'm the CEO, Leonard Morris.
00:18:51You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower and I think I see you on the net.
00:18:56You know what it'll be?
00:18:58Then kiss me, boss man.
00:19:07I'm gonna fuzz rap against this one now.
00:19:10I know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but...
00:19:13Are you about to have me look at them from around there?
00:19:16Yes.
00:19:18Yes, why?
00:19:19Yes, sir, please fuck me.
00:19:21I heard you calling my name.
00:19:34Are you touching yourself, thinking about me?
00:19:40What? No.
00:19:42Why are you in my tent?
00:19:44Get out.
00:19:45You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse.
00:19:46You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me.
00:19:52What do you want me to say?
00:20:04Yes, yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:20:06I'm very attracted to you, but any man would be in their right mind.
00:20:10You're beautiful, you're kind, you're sexy, you check every box.
00:20:14Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:20:17What do you mean that we can be together?
00:20:18Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:20:21Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:23What do you want to hear?
00:20:44Where's your bra?
00:20:49I didn't wear one.
00:20:51Or babies.
00:20:55Fuck you.
00:21:04Jesse, I want you.
00:21:06Want me to what?
00:21:08I want you to make love to me.
00:21:11You're fucking.
00:21:12I want you inside of me now.
00:21:14I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:21:17This is what I've been waiting for.
00:21:23So that was my first place.
00:21:25Sophie's still a virgin.
00:21:27Yeah, I'm a virgin.
00:21:29Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:21:31Fuck me.
00:21:33What the hell am I doing?
00:21:35Stop.
00:21:38Wait, stop. We can't do this.
00:21:39What? Why?
00:21:40I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:43You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:21:45Someone your own age.
00:21:46Is that a man like me?
00:21:48You are the man I love.
00:21:49Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:50I've been waiting for you.
00:21:51Oh, sorry.
00:21:54We can't do this.
00:21:55This should have never happened.
00:22:06He's such a jerk.
00:22:08I was practically naked in front of him,
00:22:09and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:22:12What if he just can't?
00:22:14You know, like, erectile dysfunction?
00:22:16No, I felt it.
00:22:17It was hard as a rock.
00:22:19Oh, but what the hell is he resisting for?
00:22:22Well, as your best friend,
00:22:23I will help you bang him.
00:22:26How?
00:22:26He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:22:29What if we make him think that you're...
00:22:33not?
00:22:33The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:40Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:44Step one.
00:22:45Last.
00:22:46Sex is their basic instinct,
00:22:48and no guy can resist a smart seduction,
00:22:51especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:53But I've tried, like, so many times.
00:23:00The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:23:03So then step two.
00:23:05Greed.
00:23:06If he's not craving you now,
00:23:07we will make sure that he does.
00:23:09We'll play that game.
00:23:10Push, pull, repeat.
00:23:13Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:17Then step three.
00:23:19Envy.
00:23:20It's bringing some competition, right?
00:23:21Like, someone who looks nothing like him.
00:23:26We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:23:29And like I said,
00:23:30all we have to do is make him think
00:23:32that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:23:37You're a big lightsaber, Kelly.
00:23:39I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:41Oh, trust me.
00:23:42It will work.
00:23:47But how do I do step two?
00:23:50I mean, how do I make him feel like
00:23:51he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:54Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:23:56All right, no texting.
00:23:57Stop calling.
00:23:58Two weeks.
00:23:59Total silence.
00:24:00Two weeks.
00:24:01You'll completely forget about me.
00:24:03Trust me.
00:24:04In two weeks,
00:24:05we will go somewhere
00:24:06where he'll hate running into you.
00:24:10Then,
00:24:11he won't be able to help himself.
00:24:15Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:24:16Come on, go do what I told you.
00:24:31He's literally looking over here right now.
00:24:34Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:24:36Are you sure?
00:24:37I don't even know that guy.
00:24:38Listen,
00:24:39we went to college together,
00:24:41so I can tell you
00:24:42that he is, like,
00:24:43super reliable,
00:24:44and he's hot,
00:24:45and he's rich.
00:24:47I mean,
00:24:47he will definitely
00:24:48make Jesse jealous.
00:24:50And he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:53Do you even want
00:24:54your hot daddy
00:24:55or not?
00:24:56She used to text me all the time.
00:25:21She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:25:26I don't know.
00:25:56Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you?
00:26:06It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:26:08He's just taking the bait.
00:26:14Why isn't he here yet?
00:26:16You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:26:21Give it a second.
00:26:26What if he doesn't come?
00:26:28Hey, be patient, all right? Just 10 more minutes.
00:26:34Last dance over there.
00:26:38He's not coming.
00:26:40Everything's over.
00:26:48Told you we nailed.
00:26:56Who the hell are you? I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:27:00Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:27:06Uncle.
00:27:07Uh, uh, it's nice to meet you, sir.
00:27:10I'm Sophie's friend.
00:27:13Why'd you come?
00:27:17Were you worried about me?
00:27:20Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:27:23Jealous?
00:27:26You sent me that text message to lure me here. Don't play smart.
00:27:28You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:27:39It's your choice.
00:27:40Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:43The truth is, is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:50He is a total control freak, and he is super strict.
00:27:54She's fucking 21. She'll give it whatever she wants.
00:27:57Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside.
00:28:00Please.
00:28:01And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:28:05I really do think you should blur, Chad.
00:28:07Fine. Then that's what I'll do.
00:28:21Then that's what I'll do.
00:28:23Do what, exactly?
00:28:24Lose my virgin and give him work.
00:28:26That kid's a walking STD. He's not right for you.
00:28:30Sophie.
00:28:30I haven't seen you since college. I think we should totally catch on my virgin.
00:28:39Hey, uncle.
00:28:42Sophie's 21.
00:28:45I think you can chill, relax, fright, or have fun.
00:28:48I'm sure she gets off safe.
00:28:52Come with me.
00:28:54Jessie?
00:28:56Last chance. Do I go?
00:28:57You can do whatever you are.
00:29:02Or someone come right tonight.
00:29:04Great.
00:29:10I'll see you later, then.
00:29:20Bye.
00:29:21Bye.
00:29:21Bye.
00:29:21Bye.
00:29:21Bye.
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00:29:27Bye.
00:29:28Bye.
00:29:29Bye.
00:29:29Hey, don't knock the door.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:32Just on some privacy.
00:29:33You want a drink?
00:29:34No.
00:29:35I'm fine.
00:29:41A guy and a girl.
00:29:44Alone.
00:29:46In a room.
00:29:48I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:51I respect our decision.
00:29:53Jesus.
00:29:54When you just man up, you're here, right?
00:29:56You obviously care about her.
00:29:58I mean, are you really going to let her go do something that she's going to regret?
00:30:03It's more complicated than you think.
00:30:08Can I give you a kiss?
00:30:10Um, I'm not ready.
00:30:12We barely know each other.
00:30:13Come on, it's just a little kiss.
00:30:15I won't turn anything else.
00:30:16I'm sorry, I don't need to do this.
00:30:18Then why did you go into my room?
00:30:20Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:30:22You're right, I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:23I'll get out of your hair.
00:30:26You can't change your mind about things I lose, okay?
00:30:28No, get off of me.
00:30:38She said don't, motherfucker.
00:30:42Come on, you're coming home with me.
00:30:44Now.
00:30:51Oh, fuck.
00:30:54Why does he look so mad?
00:30:56Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:58Why would I be mad at you?
00:31:00Well, you look mad.
00:31:02And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did, and
00:31:06now you're upset?
00:31:07I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:31:12What were you going to do if I didn't show back up?
00:31:14Was your friend going to help you?
00:31:17What were you going to do?
00:31:17Are you going to sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:31:19What the fuck's going on in the head of here, son?
00:31:21Okay, fine.
00:31:22I shouldn't have done that.
00:31:24But what else am I supposed to do?
00:31:26Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:31:28I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a
00:31:33grown-ass woman.
00:31:35But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:31:40You have feelings for me, too.
00:31:41You're just too scared to admit it.
00:31:46Okay, fine.
00:31:47You know what?
00:31:47I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:58Why is my dad calling you?
00:32:21George, what's up?
00:32:22Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another farm, but done.
00:32:27We're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:32:31The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:32:35Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:32:38Do you want to have if she stays with you for a week?
00:32:41Just until the lease starts?
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:48What did you say?
00:32:52We got to pack your stuff up.
00:32:54Pack?
00:32:54Pack for what?
00:32:54Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:33:10Can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:33:12Well, you can stay in until the new lease starts.
00:33:17Then you got to go.
00:33:18Pack to being a cold hard ass.
00:33:20So, are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:33:24Because you did kiss me.
00:33:26Or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:33:30That was my fault.
00:33:31I shouldn't have done that.
00:33:31I don't want you to feel bad.
00:33:34I wanted you to kiss me.
00:33:40That's the problem, Sylvie.
00:33:42Because I'm going to kiss you too.
00:33:44Your father trusts me.
00:33:57I can't betray his trust.
00:33:59My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:34:01You're just assuming that he does.
00:34:02I know him.
00:34:03I know men.
00:34:04If he found out about us, whatever this is,
00:34:08he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:34:10So, what?
00:34:13You're just giving up on us then?
00:34:25Just give me time.
00:34:27Meaning?
00:34:28After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:34:32So, you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:34:36Yes.
00:34:37Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:34:42And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:34:46Just picturing another man with his arms around, you drives me crazy.
00:34:48So, I'm not going to run away from this.
00:34:52But I want to do it on my terms.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:54What are your terms?
00:34:58Well, number one.
00:35:01No sex.
00:35:04No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:35:06Rule number two.
00:35:10No flirting.
00:35:12No tempting me.
00:35:13It's hard enough as it is.
00:35:15I can't promise me that.
00:35:17Rule number three.
00:35:18You're here for a week.
00:35:20When school starts, you can check into your dorm.
00:35:23It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:35:26I don't graduate for another year.
00:35:28That's so far away.
00:35:34My house.
00:35:35My house.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:40I'll show you your room.
00:35:53So, this is you.
00:35:55I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:35:56It seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:36:08I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:36:10But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:36:13Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:36:23Jessie, I have.
00:36:27Well, number two.
00:36:28Go flirting.
00:36:29I can't get this.
00:36:36I can't get this.
00:36:36He's taking a shower.
00:36:55Same roof tonight.
00:36:58Same bed soon.
00:37:00Jessie, I'm so sorry.
00:37:17I can't.
00:37:23Nope.
00:37:23This is killing me.
00:37:24I'm getting out of here, bye.
00:37:30Jessie.
00:37:31Jessie.
00:37:41Where did he hide?
00:37:54What the-?
00:37:59Milks that plays into him?
00:38:03So he likes older, whatever.
00:38:05I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:38:07I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:38:14No secret it is.
00:38:24Holy shit, so rough.
00:38:42Looks like he found out the secret.
00:38:47What are you doing, Irvine?
00:38:49Um, I-I just came to get my things.
00:38:54You don't follow directions too well.
00:39:04How should I punish you?
00:39:06Pardon me?
00:39:17How?
00:39:18She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:39:29Why'd you sneak into mine?
00:39:31Just wash corn?
00:39:32I just want to know what you like.
00:39:37Did you figure it out?
00:39:40You like hot months?
00:39:42Yeah.
00:39:44Keep dancing.
00:39:46I feel something hurt against my leg.
00:39:49Got you for that, right?
00:39:54I feel something hurt against my leg.
00:39:57Got you for that, right?
00:39:59But Jessie?
00:40:00Mm-hmm.
00:40:02The rule is no flaring.
00:40:11That girl will be the death of me.
00:40:12What is he doing?
00:40:25What is he doing?
00:40:26Not one of my legs.
00:40:27It's not my fault.
00:40:28I've never seen the other one.
00:40:29I feel a good feeling.
00:40:32It's not my fault.
00:40:33But I feel a good feeling.
00:40:35It's not my fault.
00:40:36It's a good feeling.
00:40:38It's not my fault.
00:40:39It's my fault.
00:40:40Yummy.
00:40:50You hungry?
00:40:52We should practice inside.
00:40:54If you have one more set, I'll join you.
00:40:56That's cheating.
00:40:58I'll join you.
00:41:00Let me help.
00:41:10God damn it. I almost had him.
00:41:26At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:41:40No.
00:41:46Running away?
00:41:48You can't pretend anymore.
00:41:52I'll handle the rest.
00:42:03You gonna eat?
00:42:04Nope. I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:42:10It won't work out.
00:42:28Kid, I'm trying to wash this.
00:42:30Is that my shirt?
00:42:34So am I distracting you?
00:42:40You're breaking rules.
00:42:44No flirting.
00:42:46But I skipped that choice.
00:42:48And so?
00:42:50You hungry?
00:42:52No wonderer?
00:42:53Uh-uh.
00:43:08Hey, she didn't bless us.
00:43:10So what now? You didn't punish me to bless him?
00:43:12Is that who you are? You don't want to be punished?
00:43:14Punish me harder, please.
00:43:20Punish me harder, please.
00:43:30You really do deserve to be punished.
00:43:32Yeah, so punish me now.
00:43:34You're coming up the stairs.
00:43:36So high.
00:43:37Off a midnight glare.
00:43:38One touch.
00:43:40Gonna have to shine.
00:43:46I needed this for so long.
00:43:52I didn't know your message can get stuck.
00:43:54I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:44:06This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:44:24You stay here.
00:44:25Think about what you've done.
00:44:26Jesse.
00:44:38I'm back.
00:44:43Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:44:47Hi.
00:44:48I'm Jesse's wife.
00:44:54Hi.
00:44:55I'm Jesse's wife.
00:44:58Ex-wife, Karen.
00:44:59We're divorced.
00:45:00Hmm.
00:45:01Why are you here?
00:45:02I came for what's mine.
00:45:03There's nothing in this office here.
00:45:04Boom.
00:45:10I'm not leaving without it.
00:45:21I miss you.
00:45:22You.
00:45:23Eating in the club really hasn't been the same system.
00:45:25Oh my God.
00:45:26His ex-wife is here.
00:45:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:45:31No.
00:45:32I ain't...
00:45:34Um, do you want some coffee?
00:45:35Don't bother, kiddo.
00:45:36I know this place better than you.
00:45:37And I know Jesse better than you.
00:45:38I'll bore of you soon enough.
00:45:39Get what you came for and get out.
00:45:40And leave her out of this.
00:45:41Jessie.
00:45:42Still angry?
00:45:43Mm-hmm.
00:45:44I came for the engagement ring.
00:45:45Mm-hmm.
00:45:46An engagement ring, of course.
00:45:47They were married after all.
00:45:48I decided to keep it after all.
00:45:49It's in my dressing room.
00:45:50It's not the dressing room.
00:45:51I can't get out.
00:45:52I don't know if you need to keep it up.
00:45:53I don't know if you want to cook it up.
00:45:54I can't get out.
00:45:55Believe her out of this.
00:45:56Jessie.
00:45:57Still angry?
00:45:58No.
00:45:59I came for the engagement ring.
00:46:00Mm-hmm.
00:46:01An engagement ring, of course.
00:46:03They were married, after all.
00:46:06I decided to keep it after all.
00:46:08it's in my dressing room
00:46:14this was my dressing room
00:46:24stay out of it
00:46:26I can handle my own shit
00:46:27sorry
00:46:30this is my room out
00:46:32oh sweetie
00:46:35so uh
00:46:37you two still don't share that
00:46:39so what? I'm his girlfriend now
00:46:41just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:46:45and right here
00:46:47sorry, no rings in there
00:46:52just my decublaws
00:46:55that God gave me for free
00:46:56looks like he might have given me yours too
00:46:59you
00:47:00little
00:47:02bitch
00:47:04that's enough
00:47:07this is your last one
00:47:08you need to leave
00:47:09I'm gonna call the cops
00:47:10Jesse
00:47:11I know you still love me
00:47:14trust me
00:47:15that was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:47:18now I just regret meeting you
00:47:20you shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse
00:47:22you know what I'm capable of when I'm angry
00:47:26so
00:47:36you were married to that
00:47:38it's a choice I regret deeply
00:47:40right, but you proposed after all
00:47:43if you run into Karen
00:47:44you can't provoke her
00:47:45she's dangerous
00:47:47so why did you marry her?
00:47:51I'm gonna get you a room at the Ritz-Conson
00:47:52I'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:47:54what?
00:47:56you're kicking me out for her
00:47:58it's not safe for you here
00:47:59not safe or not convenient
00:48:01now that she's not here
00:48:02are you still in love with her or something?
00:48:04no, Sophie
00:48:05I don't love her
00:48:07I love you
00:48:15Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:48:22okay, don't be mad
00:48:29how was I supposed to know that
00:48:31your ex-wife was some
00:48:33mafia heiress?
00:48:35you scared now?
00:48:37good, maybe you'll finally leave
00:48:38nope
00:48:43I fought so hard to get in this house
00:48:46I'm not just gonna leave
00:48:47wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:48:51get your mother out of the gutter
00:49:00so why did you guys break up?
00:49:03and don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:49:06she lied to me
00:49:08about everything
00:49:10and she cheated on me
00:49:12when I finally saw who she truly was
00:49:14I was appalled by the fact that I met her
00:49:17oh
00:49:18shit
00:49:19sorry
00:49:20sometimes you don't know who a person is
00:49:23even when you're married to them
00:49:24I'm gonna take it now
00:49:29I'm staying
00:49:40but
00:49:41I'll behave
00:49:42okay
00:49:43I'll follow all the rules
00:49:44no more instruction attempts
00:49:46please
00:49:48don't make me leave
00:49:49fine
00:49:51you leave on the first day of school
00:49:53yes
00:49:54I knew you'd cave
00:49:55oh
00:49:58I'll get it
00:50:00Karen won't make a move yet
00:50:02I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts
00:50:05Jessie
00:50:07a neighborhood party?
00:50:09okay
00:50:10dear Mr. Delancey
00:50:13I'm throwing a get-together
00:50:15and would be delighted if you would join us
00:50:17it would be a great time with neighbors
00:50:19please feel free to bring your partner
00:50:21the theme is Bridgerton
00:50:23so come dressed to impress
00:50:24since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:50:28and
00:50:28since when do I have neighbors?
00:50:30bring your partner
00:50:31it'll be fun
00:50:32hard pass
00:50:33you do want to show me off
00:50:37a few days left
00:50:39might as well let her have this
00:50:41fine
00:50:42yes
00:50:44Jessie you're the best
00:50:54ta-da
00:51:01it's cute right?
00:51:03isn't it a little
00:51:04weird?
00:51:05hey
00:51:05you're the one that phoned it in
00:51:07but at least I won't have a dress turn
00:51:09I almost forgot my apple crumble
00:51:14let's go
00:51:16hello?
00:51:21boss
00:51:21the CEO of Real Short is on the line
00:51:23he requested an emergency meeting
00:51:25alright I'm on the way
00:51:26work emergency?
00:51:29yeah
00:51:29go ahead I'll meet you at the parties
00:51:32go
00:51:32I'll try my neighbors
00:51:33hello
00:51:42I'm here for the
00:51:44there you are
00:51:48the party
00:51:50Karen who is this?
00:51:54you invited a maid to the party
00:51:56and she's dressed so uniquely
00:51:59do you know where the host is?
00:52:02the host?
00:52:04don't you mean you're a master?
00:52:07oh poor maid
00:52:09Karen's the one you're looking for
00:52:12oh and then don't rush off
00:52:14you know everybody here
00:52:16stay
00:52:17and play
00:52:19is this for me?
00:52:23no
00:52:23it looks delicious
00:52:29oops
00:52:34I spilled it
00:52:35it's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway
00:52:39she is the agent who fantasized about thanking Jesse at the meeting
00:52:45ooh
00:52:46the gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the end
00:52:49the top
00:52:49no no be nice
00:52:52she did climb into bed with your boss
00:52:54shouldn't you call her
00:52:56Mrs. Delancey?
00:52:58oh Karen
00:52:59the only Mrs. Delancey here is you
00:53:02not some trashy maid
00:53:05who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:53:08get away from me
00:53:23get away from me
00:53:23you set this up
00:53:26you're nothing but a street whore
00:53:29who's even worthy of licking my shoes
00:53:36okay everybody
00:53:38throw her in the pool to wash off the filth
00:53:40get her
00:53:42hold me
00:53:43someone help I didn't do anything
00:53:52oh save it whore
00:53:54there's someone who cares
00:53:56push her in
00:53:58you're not clean yet
00:54:11hold her down
00:54:13Jess I will kill you for this
00:54:26will the bus come after us?
00:54:28no
00:54:28she's Karen
00:54:29and she is nothing
00:54:32who do you think will win?
00:54:33go on
00:54:34whatever happens
00:54:35I'll take the blood
00:54:36Jesse!
00:54:46Sophie?
00:54:47what the fuck are you doing?
00:54:55Jesse you tried to kill me
00:54:57it's okay
00:54:58oh
00:54:59I should have never let you go
00:55:01you okay?
00:55:03I'll take care
00:55:04you have a problem
00:55:07you come to me
00:55:07you don't drag her into this
00:55:09you're overreacting baby
00:55:10we were just playing around
00:55:12just playing
00:55:13let's play
00:55:14Jesse
00:55:18you're doing this to me for some blood
00:55:21boss
00:55:21you can't do this to your fiance
00:55:23she's nothing
00:55:24yes
00:55:25when your relationship was falling apart
00:55:27Karen begged you
00:55:28over and over
00:55:29and you still broke up with her
00:55:31exactly
00:55:31and now you're ready to hurt Karen
00:55:33for some mistress?
00:55:34you jerk
00:55:35should we tell them the truth?
00:55:38mistress?
00:55:39there was no mistress
00:55:40she was the one that was cheating
00:55:41no
00:55:43you
00:55:44yeah
00:55:46you
00:55:46I stopped loving you a long time ago
00:55:49after all the lying
00:55:50and the cheating
00:55:51and the drug use
00:55:52no
00:55:54you're a horrible person
00:55:56disguised with a beautiful face
00:55:57and no one
00:55:58will ever love you
00:56:00OMG
00:56:01she
00:56:01she was the cheater
00:56:02what a bitch
00:56:04we all thought
00:56:05Jesse was the liar
00:56:07Jesse
00:56:08you know who my father is
00:56:10and you know what happens
00:56:12when you cross
00:56:12yeah I do
00:56:13but if he wants
00:56:14we're I'll give him one
00:56:15are you threatening me?
00:56:18I'm not threatening you know
00:56:19I'm telling you
00:56:20don't fuck with people
00:56:20I care about
00:56:21any one of you that touched her
00:56:35I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:56:37I swear to god I'll bury every one of them
00:56:39Mr. Nalante wait please
00:56:41I can't lose this job
00:56:43wait
00:56:43wait
00:56:44it's not my fault
00:56:53I shouldn't have dragged you into this
00:56:55Jesse
00:56:56okay
00:56:58Jesse I love you
00:57:01don't let you
00:57:02I love you too
00:57:06but you're not safe with me
00:57:07you have to go
00:57:09George
00:57:17we have to talk
00:57:18it's about your daughter
00:57:20I trusted you
00:57:33I trusted you
00:57:34as my only daughter
00:57:35dad
00:57:36why are you here
00:57:37so we are
00:57:39away
00:57:42he scared me to death
00:57:45it was an accident
00:57:46Jesse wasn't even there
00:57:48do not defend him
00:57:49you are coming home with me
00:57:51I'm not leaving
00:57:53I start school soon
00:57:56it's closer to here
00:57:57I will drive you
00:58:00I'm not going back
00:58:02I
00:58:02Sophie
00:58:03go with your father
00:58:05you want me to leave
00:58:08yes
00:58:14you're
00:58:15exhausting
00:58:16and a distraction
00:58:17and I'm done
00:58:18babysitting children
00:58:19do not talk to her like that
00:58:21you mean
00:58:22you'd be better off at home
00:58:26then I have to work
00:58:27come on
00:58:30come on
00:58:31we are leaving
00:58:31dad
00:58:33dad
00:58:33I
00:58:33just
00:58:34wait in the car
00:58:34I have to pack my stuff
00:58:35really quick
00:58:36and
00:58:37say goodbye
00:58:38to Michael
00:58:40just
00:58:40see a really difference
00:58:49men like me
00:58:50shouldn't be with girls like you
00:58:51so that's it
00:58:52but what about our deal
00:58:53you said that
00:58:53after I died
00:58:54you're just
00:58:55stalling to get you
00:58:57off my back
00:58:57you're such a coward
00:59:01Jesse Belancy
00:59:02thank you
00:59:09Uncle Jesse
00:59:10for your hospitality
00:59:12I don't think we're going to see each other again
00:59:14I tried so hard
00:59:16to make things work
00:59:17but every time I make progress
00:59:20you just recoil back into your shell
00:59:22like a scared little boy
00:59:23I was willing to die on this hill for us
00:59:26but I can't be brave
00:59:28for the both of us anymore
00:59:29I hope one day
00:59:32you find a girl
00:59:33worth fighting for
00:59:34goodbye Jesse
00:59:37I'm in love with you Jesse
00:59:42Jesse I love you
00:59:52don't like you
00:59:53I love you too Sophie
00:59:56in the darkness
00:59:59in the rain
01:00:03give me shelter
01:00:05share the pain
01:00:09take forever
01:00:11I can't wait
01:00:15if we're together
01:00:17then I'll survive
01:00:21for one more day
01:00:23hey dad
01:00:30I decided to go to China
01:00:32and take App Year
01:00:33sweetheart
01:00:34did you say China?
01:00:36is everything okay sweetheart?
01:00:37yeah
01:00:38I'm fine dad
01:00:39I just need a change of scenery
01:00:41and if I can help some people
01:00:42along the way
01:00:43even just one person
01:00:44I'll be happy
01:00:45okay sweetheart
01:00:47I support you
01:00:49both
01:00:49George
01:01:01what are you doing?
01:01:02hey
01:01:02just gave me a talk to you about Sophie
01:01:04something's off with her
01:01:07did Sophie tell George?
01:01:09maybe I should just come clean
01:01:10listen I'm sorry
01:01:12that I kicked you out of the house
01:01:13don't worry about that
01:01:14I heard she got into an argument
01:01:16she'll come around
01:01:17I don't think that's it
01:01:19look I haven't been a good father
01:01:22I'm always laying
01:01:24always working
01:01:25getting remarried
01:01:27look I have some issues
01:01:29but
01:01:29but I love my daughter
01:01:31with all my heart
01:01:32I just know there's something else
01:01:35either somebody broke up
01:01:37or somebody cheated on her
01:01:38because she's moving to China
01:01:39she's what?
01:01:42calm down
01:01:43the reaction's bigger than mine
01:01:44she's only going there for a year
01:01:46she wants to teach English
01:01:47to young kids in rural yin
01:01:49you're just going to let
01:01:50your 21 year old daughter
01:01:51go to China?
01:01:52George what the fuck?
01:01:54she doesn't speak the language?
01:01:55we don't know anybody over there
01:01:56what if something happens to her?
01:01:58what if she gets killed
01:01:58and she ends up in a dish?
01:02:00yeah see she's going to be fine
01:02:01she's joining a group out there
01:02:02I came here because I thought
01:02:03you would know something
01:02:04you don't
01:02:07you don't think she's pregnant do you?
01:02:09did she mention anything about
01:02:11about a boyfriend?
01:02:14George's thinking
01:02:15he said
01:02:15why the hell would you know anyway?
01:02:17you're my best friend
01:02:18practically wise to grow up
01:02:20why would she tell you anything?
01:02:22I guess I just need to be patient
01:02:23and never tell me when she's ready
01:02:25anyway
01:02:26all right
01:02:27well I'll get out of your hair
01:02:28I know you're a busy guy
01:02:30want to go off on this weekend?
01:02:33yeah
01:02:33yeah
01:02:33when's her flight?
01:02:36she already left
01:02:36it took her airport
01:02:37about an hour ago
01:02:38excuse me
01:02:40sorry
01:02:43I was willing to die on this hill for us
01:02:51but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:02:54I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:02:57you are worth fighting for Sophie
01:03:00breaking news
01:03:08flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing
01:03:11has crashed shortly after a takeoff
01:03:13the entire LAX airport has shut down
01:03:15emergency services are on site
01:03:17287 passengers are on board
01:03:20no survivors are confirmed so far
01:03:23that's Sophie's flight
01:03:25this is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport
01:03:37where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:03:39I'm sorry sir
01:03:40no one's getting into the airport tonight
01:03:42LAX is shut down
01:03:44my girlfriend's on that flight
01:03:45I gotta see if she's okay
01:03:46sir
01:03:46like I said
01:03:48no one's getting in there
01:03:49now you can wait here with everyone else
01:03:51and we'll have some information for you soon
01:03:53I can't even push your rooster
01:04:00no one's getting in there
01:04:23Jessie?
01:04:24I need more than a keepsake
01:04:25I need you for real
01:04:27don't end with a handshake
01:04:29I need more than a keepsake
01:04:31I need you to feel
01:04:33I gotta be all days
01:04:35help me
01:04:39help me
01:04:41if you
01:04:42remind you
01:04:44we're stopping at me
01:04:46cause I trust first
01:04:49taking us time
01:04:50worry
01:04:51I thought I lost you
01:04:56I thought you were on my flight
01:04:59That wasn't my flight
01:05:01My flight's to Hong Kong
01:05:02But if not Kane's still
01:05:03Thank God
01:05:05I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:05:07I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:05:10Kane, it's exhausting
01:05:11It was good to see you
01:05:14You were fighting for
01:05:17What?
01:05:18The night you left, you told me
01:05:22You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:05:24But I have
01:05:25It's you, right?
01:05:28Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you
01:05:30That I'm done running
01:05:32I'm done running away from my feelings
01:05:33I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:05:35And die on this mountain for both of us
01:05:37And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:05:40Just give me one more chance
01:05:42But what about my dad?
01:05:45He said he'll kill you
01:05:46I'll give him not to
01:05:48And what about waiting until after college?
01:05:52I'm only young once
01:05:53You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:05:55Anytime
01:05:56Whatever you want
01:05:58Whatever you want
01:06:00What are you waiting for?
01:06:02Get me home
01:06:02Oh my god
01:06:13I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:06:15The man I love
01:06:17Camera's ready?
01:06:24Does that feel good?
01:06:46Yes
01:06:46I'll make you feel even better
01:06:49Hurry up
01:07:04I'm not going to hurry
01:07:07It's the first time
01:07:08I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:07:11So it doesn't hurt
01:07:12Finally I have you out of myself, okay?
01:07:39You know
01:07:51I can't believe this is real
01:07:52You half naked in the kitchen
01:07:54Cooking breakfast
01:07:55I think I've had dreams about this
01:07:58Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:08:01I'm going to
01:08:03Middle-aged man
01:08:05Divorced man like me
01:08:06Get a girl like you
01:08:07I don't deserve anything
01:08:08You're not old
01:08:09Okay?
01:08:10Forties are a man's best year
01:08:11Oh yeah?
01:08:13Well I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:08:15Because I'm going to die
01:08:16Way before you do
01:08:17I don't know who's going to take care of you
01:08:19That's why you need to quit smoking
01:08:21And then I'll start smoking
01:08:22And then we can die at the same age
01:08:24Eat your breakfast
01:08:26As soon as you're done I'm going to drop you out of home
01:08:28Why? I can't stay?
01:08:30I have something to do
01:08:30It's pretty important
01:08:31So
01:08:32I called your dad
01:08:35I can't plead
01:08:35You what?
01:08:39Jesse
01:08:39You did not
01:08:41I'm a man, Sophie
01:08:42A man has to do what a man has to do
01:08:44I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:08:46Especially because you're George's daughter
01:08:47I don't want you to be here when you get to
01:08:49Because coming at noon
01:08:50It might get violent
01:08:52Jesse
01:08:52I can't go
01:08:54Are you crazy?
01:08:54You said it yourself
01:08:55He will shoot you dead
01:08:56Like graveyard dead
01:08:58He's not going to shoot me
01:09:00He might punch me in the face
01:09:01But he's not going to shoot me
01:09:02You motherfucker
01:09:07I know your ass is in it
01:09:09Get your ass out
01:09:10Mom
01:09:11Looks like it's too late for me to go
01:09:12We're in this together
01:09:13I had a bad feeling
01:09:19Motherfucker
01:09:20I am going to fucking kill you
01:09:22Sophie
01:09:23Sophie
01:09:24Get out of the way
01:09:25Sophie
01:09:25Go to your bedroom
01:09:27We're going to talk to your dad
01:09:27That is my line
01:09:29You can't tell her that
01:09:30Sophie
01:09:31Go to your room
01:09:33Daddy, you can't kill him
01:09:35No, I'm going to kill him, all right
01:09:36It's not his fault, okay?
01:09:38I chased Jesse first
01:09:39You're just a dumb kid
01:09:41And you
01:09:41You ought to know better
01:09:43You're twice her age
01:09:44How could you do that to my child?
01:09:47Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:09:49How can you judge us?
01:09:51That is different
01:09:52He is not right for you
01:09:53You're 21 years old
01:09:55You have your whole life in front of you
01:09:57Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:10:00I love him
01:10:01I've loved him ever since I met him
01:10:06And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:10:08And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:10:10But I just can't
01:10:11My heart skips a beat every time I see him
01:10:17I don't know how to explain it or what it is
01:10:20But I know he's the one
01:10:22Okay, he's always been the one
01:10:24So if you're going to shoot him, you have to shoot me too
01:10:27You're going to marry my daughter?
01:10:36What?
01:10:37Yes
01:10:37Yes, we
01:10:39I would love to
01:10:40With your permission, of course
01:10:41If you break her heart
01:10:43I'm going to kill you
01:10:45If you cheat on her
01:10:47I'm going to chop your dick off
01:10:48And slice it into fucking pieces
01:10:50That won't be necessary
01:10:54I think the world of your daughter
01:10:56All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
01:10:59All right
01:11:01That's the deal then
01:11:06Don't break it
01:11:08Oh my God
01:11:13Jesse
01:11:13Todd
01:11:15As my daughter, you have my blessing
01:11:18As for you
01:11:19He's a man he understands
01:11:22That's all right
01:11:23And I probably deserve that
01:11:25Send him to go for the wedding
01:11:27Till then
01:11:29He'll talk to me
01:11:31Sophie
01:11:37I love you
01:11:39I love you more
01:11:41Finally
01:11:46After a decade of waiting
01:11:48I landed the man of my dreams
01:11:50We got married right after I graduated college
01:11:52I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:11:54As for my dad
01:11:56I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:11:58Jeez, dad
01:11:59You're like almost 50
01:12:01Well, ladies
01:12:02Moral of the story is
01:12:03You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:12:05Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:12:07But the kind that stays with you
01:12:09Quietly
01:12:10Even through the years
01:12:11Because when it's real
01:12:13It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:12:15Love that path
01:12:16I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:17It just waits
01:12:18For the right time
01:12:20You're not getting away from here, Jesse
01:12:25Then I can lose you to some dumb blonde
01:12:28You little bitch
01:12:29Just you wait
01:12:32This is the beginning of the end
01:12:36I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:37I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:38I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:39I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:40I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:41I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:42I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:43I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:44I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:45I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:46I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:47I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:48I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:49I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:50I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:51I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:52I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:53I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:54I don't know if it's a baby
01:12:55I don't know if it's a baby
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