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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell,
00:00:04fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp,
00:00:09and my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28You have something to talk about?
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:00:58You showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep.
00:01:10There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:19You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:22You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo.
00:01:31I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad having my ears.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:47I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:50So we need to step it up.
00:01:52Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:54Hey, bestie.
00:01:55How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:01:57Tell me you've already hit that.
00:01:59As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:04OMG, that is so YouTube.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:20Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:23Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else meeting's over.
00:02:29Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:45That ain't gonna get me enough for.
00:02:51Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think-
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do as you're told.
00:02:59Don't think a sound.
00:03:01Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:02You want them to hear you mom?
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:24Shh. I guess we're gonna have to gag you, huh?
00:03:43Lisa.
00:03:47What the hell is she smiling about? I told her this meeting's important. Daydreaming again.
00:03:52Hey. Come here.
00:03:54Me?
00:03:55Yeah. Project the demo for me.
00:03:58Sophie, snap out of it. This is work. You need to focus.
00:04:04Oh my god. I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend. I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:12I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:16Wait. Your dad's best friend? Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:29That's enough.
00:04:30Sophie, stay here. Everybody else get out. Mini's over.
00:04:32Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:37We should put her in line.
00:04:38Get out.
00:04:40All of you. Let's go.
00:04:47Sophie, this is an important meeting. I told you to be focused.
00:04:50Aren't you even gonna ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:52My dad's best friend? Who do you think that is?
00:04:56He's not even gonna ask? Does he not care at all?
00:05:03Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:05No, Sophie.
00:05:07Some things you can't take them back once you say.
00:05:12Jessie, I'm in love with you.
00:05:19No, Sophie. You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:22Don't say that. It's not like that. I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:26I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence
00:05:30and a dog and children that run around at the backyard.
00:05:33That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:35No.
00:05:36No, you're just young and you're confused and you're gonna outgrow these feelings.
00:05:40Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:42I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay? They're not going anywhere.
00:05:47Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:52You can't just give us one chance.
00:05:56Just to try.
00:05:57No.
00:05:58You're my best friend's daughter.
00:05:59I'm not gonna do George like that.
00:06:00If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:06:03He will shoot me.
00:06:05Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:08Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:10Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:13Wait.
00:06:15Does that mean...
00:06:17You like me too?
00:06:20It's just because of my dad?
00:06:22No.
00:06:23No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:24It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:27I'm old.
00:06:28I'm divorced.
00:06:30You're young.
00:06:31You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:33You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:35You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:37I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:39Well, I don't want you.
00:06:44I see.
00:06:45I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:53Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:06:57But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:00Dammit.
00:07:08Of course, you didn't follow me.
00:07:09Why would...
00:07:10You made it right?
00:07:14It's running pretty hard.
00:07:15No, thanks.
00:07:21No!
00:07:22Stop!
00:07:27Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
00:07:29Okay?
00:07:30He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:07:31Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:33You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:34We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:07:37Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:41Do you want money?
00:07:42I have money.
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44We don't want money?
00:07:46She's so fucking hot.
00:07:48I get to go first.
00:07:50What are you doing?
00:07:51Please, please let me go.
00:07:54Let me go!
00:07:55Shut up!
00:07:57Sophie!
00:07:58Is that Jesse?
00:07:59Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:13Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:18You really should mind your fucking business, Hulk, man.
00:08:37Take another step, we'll throw your fucking brains out.
00:08:43Get on the ground!
00:08:44Get on the fucking ground!
00:08:48Don't kill us!
00:08:50Please don't kill us!
00:08:52It'll never happen again.
00:08:53We swear!
00:08:54I didn't know we have his side to him.
00:08:56911, what's your marine, please?
00:08:58Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:09:00Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:09:02The corner at 46 and third.
00:09:05Listen, bro, just...
00:09:06Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:11And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:13I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:09:17You alright?
00:09:18Ugh!
00:09:19Ugh!
00:09:37Sophie.
00:09:39Stop staring at me.
00:09:40I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:43Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:44I heard.
00:09:49That's not him.
00:09:52I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:09:54He still came looking for me.
00:09:55Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:00Okay, you can change into this.
00:10:01What the hell are you doing?
00:10:14You told me to get changed.
00:10:16In the bathroom?
00:10:17I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:19So, what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:24See yourself.
00:10:31Liar.
00:10:34Okay, let me get this wound cooled up for you.
00:10:49I sound fine.
00:10:51You gotta go get some sleep.
00:10:52You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:10:55Get some rest, I'll drop you off at your house first in the morning.
00:10:57Yeah.
00:11:01If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:04I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:06I'm tired.
00:11:08I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:15And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:16Why are you hurting so fast?
00:11:26Why are you hurting?
00:11:32Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:37Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:39This is your friend's daughter.
00:11:40Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:42You're hurting.
00:11:43That means you want me.
00:11:45Means I'm a healthy man.
00:11:47You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:11:49But don't get it twisted.
00:11:51This isn't love.
00:11:53This isn't affection.
00:11:55It's biology.
00:12:03Fine.
00:12:04If you want to be a scaredy-cat and hide your feelings,
00:12:07I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:10It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:12I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:14You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:22Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:26Where is he?
00:12:33There he is.
00:12:34Cool, Sophie.
00:12:47Late?
00:12:48To your best friend's wedding?
00:12:50I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:12:52So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:12:58You're barely 21.
00:13:12Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:14To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:17Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:19Trust me.
00:13:20I've wished him plenty.
00:13:22Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:23That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:25She's 30.
00:13:27Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:31Your father loves you.
00:13:32Do you know that?
00:13:34I know he does.
00:13:35He's my dad.
00:13:37But the real question is...
00:13:39Do you?
00:13:40Sophie, you're drunk.
00:13:50Oh, there you guys are.
00:13:53Hey, daddy.
00:13:55Congratulations.
00:13:57Welcome to your family.
00:13:58Congratulations, brother.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:05She's drunk.
00:14:07I'm gonna take her down the lake.
00:14:08I'm gonna take this over it up a little bit.
00:14:09Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:12I'm one of these bastards thinking it's his easy prey because he's tipsy.
00:14:16You're the only one I trust around here.
00:14:17You need a suit to every girl.
00:14:18You're not every girl.
00:14:19You're my best friend's daughter.
00:14:21Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:23I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:24Just let me rest.
00:14:25You're not every girl.
00:14:26I'm your best friend's daughter.
00:14:41I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:42Just let me rest.
00:14:44Fine, I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:10Soki, what are you doing?
00:15:12Soki!
00:15:24Soki?
00:15:26Soki, wake up, hey!
00:15:29Let's go!
00:15:31Let's go!
00:15:33Let's go!
00:15:35So that was my first kiss.
00:15:47So that was my first kiss.
00:16:01Her first kiss?
00:16:03Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:05That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:16:07What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:09She scared the shit out of me, that's not funny.
00:16:11If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:15Next time I'm going to let you drown.
00:16:17I love you.
00:16:19This is crazy.
00:16:21Mergers and acquisitions.
00:16:23Weapons, things like that.
00:16:25Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:16:27You have to stop thinking about it.
00:16:29All right, all right.
00:16:31It is late.
00:16:32It is my wedding night.
00:16:33Mm-hmm.
00:16:34And we...
00:16:35Going back to our tent.
00:16:37You are?
00:16:38Mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.
00:16:45Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:16:48You have to stop thinking about it.
00:16:50All right, all right.
00:16:51It is late.
00:16:53It is my wedding night.
00:16:54And we are going back to our tent.
00:17:01You all have fun, and we will see you tomorrow.
00:17:07Come on, baby.
00:17:08I'm pretty tired, too.
00:17:17So, tired of my tent.
00:17:19I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:19Where are you?
00:17:32Where are you?
00:17:46I'll see you in the car.
00:17:47Mr. DeLancey, we're in your office.
00:18:14Anyone can walk by.
00:18:15So what?
00:18:18I'm the CEO, Leonard Morse.
00:18:21You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower, and I think
00:18:25I see her today.
00:18:26And you're with Sophie?
00:18:27Then kiss me, boss man.
00:18:36I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.
00:18:39I know what kind of experience you have with these boys, but they're about to have an orgasm
00:18:44around there.
00:18:45Yes.
00:18:46Yes, why?
00:18:47Yes, sir.
00:18:48Please help me.
00:18:49Oh, Sophie.
00:18:50I heard you calling my name.
00:18:56Are you touching yourself, thinking about me?
00:18:57What?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59Why are you in my tent?
00:19:00Get out.
00:19:01You're not gonna get out of this one, Jessie.
00:19:02You can't call my name, let me see that and still pretend you don't have feelings for me.
00:19:03What do you want me to say?
00:19:04You want me to say?
00:19:05Yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:19:06I'm very happy.
00:19:07I'm very happy.
00:19:08You're not gonna get out of this one, Jessie.
00:19:09You're not gonna get out of this one, Jessie.
00:19:10You can't call my name, let me see that and still pretend you don't have feelings for
00:19:12me.
00:19:13What do you want me to say?
00:19:15What do you want me to say?
00:19:16You want me to tell you?
00:19:17Yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:19:18I'm very attracted to you.
00:19:19But any man would be in their right mind.
00:19:20You're beautiful.
00:19:21You're kind.
00:19:22You're sexy.
00:19:23You checked every box.
00:19:24Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:25That doesn't mean that we don't want you to be in your right mind.
00:19:26You're beautiful.
00:19:27You're kind.
00:19:28You're sexy.
00:19:29You checked every box.
00:19:30Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:31That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:19:32Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:19:33Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:19:34No.
00:19:35No.
00:19:36No.
00:19:37No.
00:19:38No.
00:19:39No.
00:19:40No.
00:19:41No.
00:19:42No.
00:19:43No.
00:19:44No.
00:19:45No.
00:19:46No.
00:19:47No.
00:19:48No.
00:19:49No.
00:19:50No.
00:19:51No.
00:19:52No.
00:19:53No.
00:19:54No.
00:19:55No.
00:19:56I'm not.
00:19:57No.
00:19:58No.
00:19:59No.
00:20:00Where's your bro?
00:20:16I didn't wear one.
00:20:18Or babies.
00:20:21Fuck you.
00:20:30Jesse, I want you.
00:20:33Want me to what?
00:20:35I want you to make love to me.
00:20:37What are you talking?
00:20:39I want you inside of me now.
00:20:41I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:20:44This is what I've been waiting for.
00:20:49So that was my first case.
00:20:51Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:53You're a virgin.
00:20:55Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:20:57Fuck me.
00:20:58What the hell am I doing?
00:21:01Stop.
00:21:04We have to stop.
00:21:04We can't do this.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Why?
00:21:06I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:09You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:21:10Someone your own age.
00:21:11You're not a man like me.
00:21:13You are the man I love.
00:21:15Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:16I've been waiting for you.
00:21:19I'm sorry.
00:21:20We can't do this.
00:21:20This should have never happened.
00:21:22He's such a jerk.
00:21:33I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:21:36What if he just can't?
00:21:39You know, like erectile dysfunction?
00:21:41No, I felt it.
00:21:42It was hard as a rock.
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:44Then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:46Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:21:50How?
00:21:50Well, he said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:54What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:02The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:04Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:08Step one.
00:22:09Last.
00:22:10Sex is their basic instinct.
00:22:12And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:20But I've tried, like so many times.
00:22:24The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:27So then step two.
00:22:28Greed.
00:22:29If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:22:33We'll play that game.
00:22:34Push, pull, repeat.
00:22:36Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:40Then step three.
00:22:42Envy.
00:22:42It's bringing some competition, right?
00:22:45Like someone who looks nothing like him.
00:22:48We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:22:52And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:23:00You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:23:02I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:03Oh, trust me.
00:23:05It will work.
00:23:10But how do I do stuff too?
00:23:12I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:16Gotta quit your bad habits, all right?
00:23:18No, no, no texting.
00:23:19Stop calling.
00:23:20Two weeks.
00:23:21Total silence.
00:23:22Two weeks.
00:23:24He'll completely forget about me.
00:23:25Trust me.
00:23:26In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:23:32Then he won't be able to help himself.
00:23:36Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:38Come on, go do what I told you.
00:23:52He's literally looking over here right now.
00:23:55Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:23:58Are you sure?
00:23:58I don't even know that guy.
00:24:00Listen, we went to college together so I can tell you that he is like super reliable and
00:24:06he's hot and he's rich.
00:24:08I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous and he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:14Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:17She used to text me all the time.
00:24:41She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:24:42She used to text me in two weeks.
00:25:12Sophie, you look drunk.
00:25:23Where are you?
00:25:25It's dangerous to be out drunk alone.
00:25:26Yes!
00:25:27Fish is taking the bait.
00:25:33Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:35You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:25:39Give it a second.
00:25:42What if he doesn't come?
00:25:46Hey, be patient, all right?
00:25:48Just 10 more minutes.
00:25:52Let's dance over there.
00:25:56He's not coming.
00:25:58Everything's over.
00:25:59I told you we kneel.
00:26:14Who the hell are you?
00:26:15I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:26:18Oh.
00:26:19Well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:26:23Uncle.
00:26:23It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:26:28I'm Sophie's friend.
00:26:31Why'd you come?
00:26:34Were you worried about me?
00:26:37Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:26:41Jealous?
00:26:42You sent me that text message alluring me here.
00:26:44Don't play smart.
00:26:45You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:55It's your choice.
00:26:56Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:00The truth is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:06He's like a total control freak and he is super strict.
00:27:10She's fucking 21.
00:27:12She can do whatever she wants.
00:27:13Yeah, exactly.
00:27:14Right?
00:27:14Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:16Please.
00:27:17And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:27:20I really do think you should pull her a chat.
00:27:32Fine.
00:27:33Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:36Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:38Do what exactly?
00:27:39Lose my virginity to Mark.
00:27:42That gave the walking STD.
00:27:43He's not right for you.
00:27:45Sophie?
00:27:45Sophie?
00:27:47I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:49Which I think we should totally catch up on the present.
00:27:54Hey, uncle.
00:27:57Sophie's 21.
00:28:00I think you can chill, relax, fright, or have fun.
00:28:03I'm sure she gets all safe.
00:28:06Come with me.
00:28:08Jesse?
00:28:10Last chance.
00:28:11Do I go?
00:28:14You can do whatever you are.
00:28:16Or someone come here tonight.
00:28:19Great.
00:28:24I'll see you later, then.
00:28:25Go ahead.
00:28:35Go ahead.
00:28:42Hey, don't lock the door.
00:28:44Okay, okay.
00:28:45Just go on some privacy.
00:28:47You want a drink?
00:28:48No.
00:28:48I'm fine.
00:28:54A guy and a girl.
00:28:58Alone.
00:28:59In a room.
00:29:02I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:03I respect her decision.
00:29:05Jesus.
00:29:07Will you just man up?
00:29:08You're here, right?
00:29:09You obviously care about her.
00:29:11I mean, are you really going to let her go do something that she's going to regret?
00:29:16It's more complicated than you think.
00:29:21Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:22Um, I'm not ready.
00:29:24We barely know each other.
00:29:25Come on.
00:29:26It's just a little kiss.
00:29:27I won't do anything else.
00:29:28I'm sorry.
00:29:29I don't think I can do this.
00:29:31Why did you come into my room?
00:29:32Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:29:34You're right.
00:29:35I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:36I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:38You can't even change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:29:40No, get off of me.
00:29:49She said no, motherfucker.
00:29:54Come on.
00:29:54You're coming home with me.
00:29:55Now.
00:30:04Oh, fuck.
00:30:05Why does he look so mad?
00:30:07Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:10Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:11Well, you look mad.
00:30:13And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did, and
00:30:17now you're upset?
00:30:20I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:23What were you going to do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:25Was your friend going to help you?
00:30:27What are you going to do?
00:30:28Are you going to sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:30What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:32Okay, fine.
00:30:33I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:34But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:36Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:30:39I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a
00:30:44grown-ass woman.
00:30:45But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:30:50You have feelings for me, too.
00:30:51You're just too scared to admit it.
00:30:56Okay, fine.
00:30:57You know what?
00:30:57I'll leave, and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:00Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:26George, what's up?
00:31:31Sophie's semester starts soon, and she has to transfer to another apartment.
00:31:35But we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on her honeymoon.
00:31:40The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:31:44Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:31:47Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:48Just until the lease starts?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:56What did he say?
00:32:00We've got to pack your stuff up.
00:32:02Pack?
00:32:02Packed for what?
00:32:04Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:05I can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:32:21Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:32:24Then you've got to go.
00:32:25Back to being a cold, hard ass.
00:32:28So, are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:31Because you did kiss me.
00:32:32Or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:37That was my fault.
00:32:38I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:39I don't want you to feel bad.
00:32:41I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:47That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:49Because I'm going to kiss you, too.
00:33:02Your father trusts me.
00:33:04I can't betray his trust.
00:33:06My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:33:07You're just assuming that he does.
00:33:09I know him.
00:33:09I know men.
00:33:11If he found out about us, whatever this is, he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:18So what?
00:33:19You're just going to give up on us, then?
00:33:21Just give me time.
00:33:33Meaning?
00:33:34After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:33:37So you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:44Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:33:47And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:33:51Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy.
00:33:54So I'm not going to run away from this, but I want to do it on my terms.
00:33:59Okay.
00:33:59What are your terms?
00:34:03Well, number one.
00:34:06No sex.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:34:13Well, number two.
00:34:15No flirting.
00:34:15No tempting me.
00:34:18It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:19I can't promise anything.
00:34:22Rule number three.
00:34:23You're here for a week.
00:34:24When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:34:28This is nothing like what I expected.
00:34:30I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:33That's so far away.
00:34:37My house.
00:34:39My rules.
00:34:40Come on.
00:34:44I'll show you your room.
00:34:45So, this is you.
00:34:58I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:34:59It seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:35:11I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:35:13But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:35:16Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:26Jessie, I have.
00:35:29Rule number two.
00:35:31Go flirting.
00:35:38I'm going to confiscate this.
00:35:39He's taking a shower.
00:35:58Same roof tonight.
00:36:00Same bed soon.
00:36:02Jesse, so hot.
00:36:24Nope.
00:36:24This is killing me.
00:36:26I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:32Jesse.
00:36:33Jesse.
00:36:42Where did he hide it?
00:36:55What the?
00:36:59Mills.
00:37:00That's what goes on to him.
00:37:03So he likes all day one of them.
00:37:06I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:37:08I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:37:14No secret it is.
00:37:15Holy shit.
00:37:34So rough.
00:37:36Looks like you found out the secret.
00:37:47What are you doing in my room?
00:37:49Um, I just came to get my things.
00:37:56You don't follow directions too well.
00:37:58How should I call you?
00:38:04How should I call you?
00:38:05Pardon?
00:38:16How?
00:38:16She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:27Why'd you sneak in the room?
00:38:29Just watch porn?
00:38:31I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:34Did you figure it out?
00:38:35I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:43I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:47Got you for that right.
00:38:51I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:54Got you for that right.
00:38:56But Jesse?
00:38:57The rule is no flirting.
00:39:07That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:21What is he doing?
00:39:27You hungry?
00:39:34There's breakfast inside.
00:39:50If you have one more salt, I'll join you.
00:39:52That's cheating.
00:39:54I'll join you.
00:39:57Let me help
00:40:10God damn it, I almost had him
00:40:21At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:27No, but...
00:40:41Running away? You can't pretend anymore
00:40:46I'll handle the rest
00:40:57You gonna eat?
00:40:58Nope, I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower
00:41:03What workout?
00:41:05Okay, I'm trying to wash this
00:41:07Is that my shirt?
00:41:11So am I distracting you?
00:41:15You ain't breaking rules, no flirting
00:41:16But I skipped that place
00:41:17And so?
00:41:18You're hungry
00:41:19You're hungry
00:41:20You're hungry
00:41:21You're hungry
00:41:22You're hungry
00:41:23You're hungry
00:41:24You're hungry
00:41:25You're hungry
00:41:26You're hungry
00:41:27You're hungry
00:41:28You're hungry
00:41:29No underwear?
00:41:30Uh-uh
00:41:31No underwear?
00:41:32Uh-uh
00:41:33No underwear
00:41:34Uh-uh
00:41:35I ain't cheating, princess
00:41:36So what now?
00:41:37You don't punish me when I fasted him?
00:41:38Is that what you want?
00:41:39You don't want to be cold?
00:41:40No underwear?
00:41:41What do you want to be cold?
00:41:42You don't want to be cold?
00:41:43No underwear?
00:41:44Uh-uh
00:41:45I ain't cheating, princess
00:41:48So what now?
00:41:49You didn't punish me when I fasted him?
00:41:51Is that what you are?
00:41:52You don't want any cluttered?
00:41:53There's no underwear?
00:41:58Uh-uh.
00:42:00I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:02So what now? You didn't punish me that fast time?
00:42:05Is that what you are? You don't want to be cluttered?
00:42:12Punish me harder, please.
00:42:21You really do deserve to be punished.
00:42:24You have to punish me now.
00:42:37I've needed this for so long.
00:42:44I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:42:46I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:42:57This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:43:11You stay here. Think about what you've done.
00:43:18I don't know.
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:20I don't know.
00:43:21I don't know.
00:43:22I don't know.
00:43:23I don't know.
00:43:24I don't know.
00:43:25I don't know.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:27I don't know.
00:43:28I don't know.
00:43:29I don't know.
00:43:30I don't know.
00:43:31I don't know.
00:43:32I don't know.
00:43:33I don't know.
00:43:34I don't know.
00:43:35I don't know.
00:43:36I don't know.
00:43:37I don't know.
00:43:38I don't know.
00:43:39I don't know.
00:43:40I don't know.
00:43:41I don't know.
00:43:42I don't know.
00:43:43Hi.
00:43:44I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:47Ex-wife, Karen.
00:43:48We're divorced.
00:43:49Hmm.
00:43:50Why are you here?
00:43:51I came for what's mine.
00:43:52There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:43:53Hmm.
00:43:58I'm not leaving without it.
00:44:00I miss you.
00:44:01Being in the club really hasn't been the same since you-
00:44:02Oh, my God.
00:44:03His ex-wife is here.
00:44:04I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:05No.
00:44:06I-
00:44:07Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:10Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:11I know this place better than you.
00:44:12and I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:33He'll borrow of you soon enough.
00:44:35Get where you came for and get up.
00:44:37And leave her out of this.
00:44:38Jesse.
00:44:39her out of this jesse still angry i came for the engagement ring an engagement ring of course
00:44:51they were married after all i decided to keep it after all
00:45:00it's in my dressing room
00:45:01this was my dressing room stay out of it i can handle my own
00:45:17sorry this is my room now oh sweetie so uh you two still don't share bed so what i'm his girlfriend
00:45:27now just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job and right here
00:45:37sorry no rings in there just my deca balls that god gave me for free looks like he might have
00:45:44given me yours too you little bitch
00:45:52that's enough this is your last warning you need to leave i'm gonna call the cops jesse
00:45:57i know you still love me trust me that was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:46:04now i just regret meeting you you shouldn't take her side over mine jesse
00:46:09you know what i'm capable of when i'm angry
00:46:11so you were married to that it's a choice i regret deeply right but you proposed after all
00:46:28if you run into karen you can't provoke her she's dangerous so why did you marry her
00:46:33i'm gonna get you in room with the ritz carlton i'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:46:39what you're kicking me out for her it's not safe for you here not safe or not convenient now that she's
00:46:46not here are you still in love with her or something no sophie i don't love her
00:46:51okay don't be mad how was i supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress you scared now
00:47:19good maybe you'll finally leave
00:47:26nope i fought so hard to get in this house i'm not just gonna leave
00:47:32wow you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:47:34get your mother out of the gutter so why did you guys break up and don't tell me it's just because
00:47:47she's some crime lord's daughter she lied to me about everything and she cheated on me
00:47:55when i finally saw who she truly was i was appalled by the fact that i married her oh
00:48:01shit sorry sometimes you don't know who a person is even when you're married to them
00:48:06i'm gonna take a nap
00:48:21i'm staying but i'll behave okay i'll follow all the rules no more seduction attempts please don't make me
00:48:30leave fine you leave on the first day school yes i knew you'd cave oh i'll get it
00:48:42karen won't make a move yet i'll keep a close eye on sophie until her semester starts
00:48:47jesse a neighborhood party okay dear mr delancy i'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if
00:48:57you would join us it would be a great time with neighbors please feel free to bring your partner
00:49:02the theme is bridgerton so come dressed to impress since when do i socialize with neighbors and
00:49:08since when do i have neighbors bring your partner it'll be fun hard pass you do want to show me off
00:49:18a few days left might as well let her have this fine yes jesse you're the best
00:49:27i don't know if you want to talk to me
00:49:40tada it's cute right isn't a little weird hey you're the one that phoned it in but at least i
00:49:47won't have a dress room i almost forgot my apple crumble let's go
00:49:59hello boss the ceo real short is on the line he requested an emergency meeting all right i'm on
00:50:05away work emergency yeah go ahead i'll meet at the parties go i'll try my neighbors
00:50:21hello i'm here for the
00:50:22there you are the party
00:50:31karen who is this you invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely
00:50:39do you know where the host is the host
00:50:43don't you mean your master oh poor maid karen's the one you're looking for
00:50:49oh no don't rush off you know everybody here stay and play is this for me
00:51:05it looks delicious
00:51:11oops i spilled it it's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway
00:51:16she is the intern who fantasized about banking jesse at the meeting oh the gold digger who thought
00:51:25she could sleep her way to the top now now be nice she did climb into bed with your boss
00:51:32shouldn't you call her mrs delancey oh karen the only mrs delancey here is you
00:51:38not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:51:59get away from me
00:51:59you set this up you're nothing but a street whore
00:52:08who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:52:12okay everybody throw her in the pool to wash off the filth get her
00:52:17like hold me someone help i didn't do anything oh save it whore
00:52:30there's someone who cares push her in
00:52:33you shouldn't you're not clean yet hold her down
00:52:48hold her down
00:52:59jesse i will kill you for this will the bus come after us no she's karen and she is a nothing
00:53:06who do you think will win go on whatever happens i'll take the play
00:53:10right
00:53:15jesse
00:53:22what are you doing
00:53:29jesse he tried to kill me
00:53:33oh i should never let you go you okay all right i'll take care
00:53:37you have a problem you come to me you don't drag her into this you're overreacting baby
00:53:44we were just playing around we're just playing let's play
00:53:50jesse you're doing this to me for some blood
00:53:54boss you can't do this to your fiance she's nothing yes when your relationship was falling apart
00:54:00karen begged you over and over and you still broke up with her exactly and now you're ready to hurt karen
00:54:06for some mistress you jerk should we tell them the truth mistress there was no mistress she was
00:54:13the one that was cheating
00:54:16no you wouldn't yeah
00:54:20if i stopped loving you a long time ago after all the lying and the cheating and the drug use
00:54:25no you're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face and no one will ever love you
00:54:31omg she was the cheater what a bitch we all thought jesse was the liar
00:54:39jesse you know who my father is and you know what happens when you cross
00:54:44yeah i do but if he wants where i'll give him one
00:54:48are you threatening me i'm not threatening you know i'm telling you don't with people i care about
00:54:52that's what i'm trying to do
00:55:05any one of you that touched her i better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:55:08i swear to god i'll bury every one of them
00:55:10mr mr lancy wait please i can't lose this job wait
00:55:23it's not my fault i shouldn't have dragged you into this jesse
00:55:28i love you jesse i love you don't leave
00:55:32me i love you too but you're not safe with me you have to go
00:55:46george we have to talk it's about your daughter
00:55:50i trusted you i trusted you with my only daughter dad why are you here sweetheart
00:56:10away he scared me to death it was an accident jesse wasn't even there do not defend him you are coming
00:56:19home with me i'm not leaving
00:56:24i start school soon it's closer to here i will drive you i'm not going back
00:56:31sophie go with your father do you want me to leave
00:56:42yes you're exhausting and a distraction and i'm done babysitting children do not talk to her like
00:56:49dad you mean you'd be better off at home then i have to work come on come on we are leaving
00:57:00dad i just wait in the car i have to pack my stuff really quick and say goodbye to uncle just
00:57:08so you're really doing this men like me shouldn't meet with girls like you so that's it but what
00:57:19about our deal you said that after i dodged you just stalling to get you off my back
00:57:24you're such a coward jesse delancey
00:57:36thank you uncle jesse for your hospitality i don't think we're gonna see each other again
00:57:42i tried so hard to make things work but every time i make progress you just recoil back into your
00:57:48shell like a scared little boy i was willing to die on this hill for us but i can't be brave for the
00:57:54both of us anymore i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for goodbye jesse
00:58:03i'm in love with you jesse
00:58:16jesse i love you don't let you i love you too sophie
00:58:33hey dad i decided to go to china and take a gap year sweetheart did you say china is everything
00:59:01okay sweetheart yeah i'm fine dad i just need to change the scenery and if i can help some people
00:59:06along the way even just one person i'll be happy okay sweetheart i support you both
00:59:14george what do you think i just came here to talk to you about sophie something's off with her did sophie
00:59:31tell george maybe i should just come clean listen i'm sorry did i kick you out of the house worry about
00:59:37that i heard she got into an argument she'll come around i don't think that's it look i haven't been
00:59:45a good father i'm always laying always working getting remarried look i have some issues but but
00:59:53i love my daughter with all my heart i just know there's something else either somebody broke up with
01:00:00her or somebody cheated on her because she's moving to china she's what calm down reactions bigger than
01:00:07mine she's only going there for a year she wants to teach english to young kids in rural yin and you're
01:00:12just gonna let your 21 year old daughter go to china george what the she doesn't speak the language
01:00:18we don't know anybody over there what if something happens to what if she gets killed she ends up in a
01:00:21ditch jesse she's going to be fine she's joining a group out there i came here because i thought you
01:00:26would know something you don't you don't think she's pregnant do you did she mention anything about
01:00:34about a boyfriend she was thinking he said why the hell would you know anyway you're my best friend
01:00:40practically wise to grow up why would she tell you anything i guess i just need to be patient
01:00:45better tell me when she's ready anyway all right well i'll get out of your hair i know you're a busy guy
01:00:51going to go off in this weekend yeah yeah when's her flight oh she already left it took her airport
01:00:59about an hour ago excuse me sorry i was willing to die on this hill for us but i can't be brave for the
01:01:14both of us anymore i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for you are worth fighting for sophie
01:01:27breaking news flight mt878 from lax to beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff the entire lax
01:01:34airport has shut down emergency services are on site 287 passengers are on board no survivors are confirmed so
01:01:42far at south east flight this is a live report from los angeles international airport where chaos has
01:01:57erupted following an unexpected incident i'm sorry sir no one's getting into the airport tonight lax is
01:02:03shut down my girlfriend's on that flight i gotta see if she's okay sir like i said no one's getting in
01:02:08there now you can wait here with everyone else and we'll have some information for you soon
01:02:18funny and push your wish
01:02:19jesse
01:02:41jesse
01:02:42is
01:02:54so
01:02:56I thought I lost you. I thought you won that flight.
01:03:17That wasn't my flight. My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got canceled.
01:03:22Thank God.
01:03:23I'm still leaving, Jesse.
01:03:26I'm tired of playing these games with you. Okay, it's exhausting.
01:03:30It was good to see you.
01:03:33You're worth fighting for.
01:03:35What?
01:03:37That night you left, you told me you hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for, but I have.
01:03:44It's you, right? Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you that I'm done running.
01:03:49I'm done running away from our feelings.
01:03:51I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us.
01:03:54And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you.
01:03:58Just give me one more chance.
01:04:00But what about my dad? He said he'll kill you.
01:04:03I'll get him not to.
01:04:06And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:08I'm only young once. You're really wasting my years here, Jesse.
01:04:12Anytime. Whatever you want. Whenever you want.
01:04:15You know what he's waiting for?
01:04:18Take me home.
01:04:28Oh my god.
01:04:29I'm finally going to lose my virginity to the man I love.
01:04:32Can I join you?
01:04:40But I can't see you.
01:04:42You know what I can't pay for.
01:04:45Oh, that's taking on the phone.
01:04:48It's only good now. It's just for my life.
01:04:52You're telling me.
01:04:54Pulling me in.
01:04:55Pushing me away.
01:04:57I love the game.
01:04:58We always create.
01:04:59Tell me to go.
01:05:00Does that feel good?
01:05:01Yes.
01:05:03I'll make you feel even better.
01:05:18Hurry up.
01:05:20I'm not going to hurry.
01:05:22It's the first time.
01:05:24I'm going to get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt.
01:05:30I'm not going to lie.
01:05:46You're holding all my secrets.
01:05:48I'm finally going to have you all the same, Sophie.
01:05:52I'm not getting ready.
01:05:52I'm not getting ready.
01:05:54You know, I can't believe this is real.
01:06:06You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
01:06:09I think I've had dreams about this.
01:06:13Yeah, I feel the same with you.
01:06:15I'm kind of a middle-aged man, divorced man like me,
01:06:19you got a girl like you.
01:06:20I'm a deserted man.
01:06:21You're not old, okay?
01:06:2340s are a man's best year.
01:06:24Oh, yeah?
01:06:26Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:06:27because I'm going to die way before you do.
01:06:30I don't know who's going to take care of you, man.
01:06:32That's why you need to quit smoking.
01:06:34And then I'll start smoking,
01:06:35and then we can die at the same age.
01:06:37Eat your breakfast.
01:06:39As soon as you're done, I'm going to drop you up at home.
01:06:41Why? I can't stay?
01:06:42I have something to do.
01:06:43It's pretty important, so...
01:06:45I called your dad. I can't plead.
01:06:50You what? Jesse, you did not.
01:06:53I'm a man, Sophia.
01:06:54A man has to do what a man has to do.
01:06:56I have to take responsibility for what I did last night,
01:06:58especially because you're George's daughter.
01:06:59I don't want you to be here when he gets here.
01:07:01He's coming at noon.
01:07:02It might get violent.
01:07:04Jesse, I can't go. Are you crazy?
01:07:06You said it yourself.
01:07:07He will shoot you dead, like graveyard dead.
01:07:10He's not going to shoot me.
01:07:11He might punch me in the face,
01:07:12but he's not going to shoot me.
01:07:13You motherfucker!
01:07:19I know your ass is in it!
01:07:20Get your ass out!
01:07:22Well, looks like it's too late for me to go.
01:07:24We're in this together.
01:07:24I had a bad meal, you motherfucker.
01:07:31I am going to fucking kill you.
01:07:33Sophie.
01:07:34Sophie, get out of the way.
01:07:36Sophie, go to your bedroom.
01:07:37We'll talk to your dad.
01:07:38That is my line.
01:07:39You can't tell her that.
01:07:41Sophie, go to your room.
01:07:44Daddy, you can't kill him.
01:07:45No, I'm going to kill him, all right?
01:07:47It's not his fault, okay?
01:07:48I chased Jesse first.
01:07:49You're just a dumb kid.
01:07:51And you, you ought to know better.
01:07:53You're twice her age.
01:07:54How could you do that to my child?
01:07:56Daddy, your new wife is literally 30.
01:08:00How can you judge us?
01:08:01That is different.
01:08:02He is not right for you.
01:08:04You're 21 years old.
01:08:05You have your whole life in front of you.
01:08:07Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:10I love him.
01:08:14I've loved him ever since I met him,
01:08:16and he's the only person I've ever loved.
01:08:17And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it,
01:08:20but I just can't.
01:08:23My heart skips a beat every time I see him.
01:08:27I don't know how to explain it or what it is,
01:08:29but I know he's the one, okay?
01:08:32He's always been the one.
01:08:34So if you're going to shoot him,
01:08:35you have to shoot me too.
01:08:43You're going to marry my daughter.
01:08:45What?
01:08:46Yes.
01:08:47Yes, I would love to,
01:08:49with your permission, of course.
01:08:51If you break her heart,
01:08:52I'm going to kill you.
01:08:54If you cheat on her,
01:08:56I'm going to chop your dick off
01:08:57and slice it into fucking pieces.
01:09:01That won't be necessary.
01:09:02I think the world of your daughter.
01:09:04All I want for her is to make sure
01:09:05that she feels loved and happy.
01:09:08All right.
01:09:09Well, that's the deal, then.
01:09:14Don't break it.
01:09:20Oh, my God.
01:09:21Jesse.
01:09:22Dad!
01:09:22As my daughter,
01:09:24you have my blessing.
01:09:26As for you,
01:09:28he's a man he understands.
01:09:30That's all right.
01:09:31I probably deserve that.
01:09:33Send me a bill for the wedding.
01:09:35Till then,
01:09:36don't talk to me.
01:09:37Selfie.
01:09:45I love you.
01:09:47I love you more.
01:09:48Finally,
01:09:53after a decade of waiting,
01:09:55I landed the man of my dreams.
01:09:57We got married right after I graduated college.
01:09:59I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey.
01:10:01As for my dad,
01:10:03I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother.
01:10:05Jeez, Dad,
01:10:06you're like almost 50.
01:10:08Well, ladies,
01:10:09moral of the story is
01:10:10you shouldn't give up on finding real love.
01:10:12Not the kind that fades or gets replaced,
01:10:14but the kind that stays with you,
01:10:16quietly,
01:10:16even through the years.
01:10:18Because when it's real,
01:10:20it has a way of finding its way back to you.
01:10:22Love like that,
01:10:23rising to the cube,
01:10:24it just waits
01:10:24for the right time.
01:10:29You're not getting away from me, Jesse.
01:10:31Then I can lose you
01:10:33to some dumb, blind little bitch.
01:10:36Just you wait.
01:10:38This is the beginning of the end.
01:10:43Oh!
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