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Love Island Australia - Season 7 Episode 9
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00:00Yana's quick out of the bed. I assume she's running to get Kai's birthday present and she's wrapped it beautifully with all the red flags he gave her.
00:12Oh you got your birthday pants on brother.
00:14Oh shit. Woo!
00:16That was coming in hot there brother.
00:20To the kids. To the kids.
00:22Is there anyone you get you on?
00:31Um, I feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday is definitely Isabella and the one that I had the nicest kiss with was Lazy.
00:41Yeah, yeah.
00:42Hi peps.
00:43Hi gorgeous.
00:45So today it is Kai's birthday and I do want to do something special for him.
00:49I feel like we have had a bit of a rough time just getting to know each other.
00:57So I just really want to show him that I do care.
00:59Okay, so don't tell anyone. Like don't tell the guys.
01:02But I'm gonna, um, like...
01:03Surprise guys.
01:04Surprise guys.
01:05So I'm gonna need your help.
01:06I'm thinking I'm gonna lay something down near the fire pit.
01:09Maybe like a blanket and pillows.
01:11And then I want to make like a nibblies board.
01:13So maybe like, yeah.
01:14For charcuteries.
01:15Yeah babe, can you help me with that?
01:16Yeah.
01:17I called on Chef Slick Mick to come in and help with the charcuterie board today for Kai.
01:20Which I was, to be honest, slightly flattered about.
01:22She's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning.
01:24Okay, we're gonna get creative.
01:26Is this cheese?
01:27Is this?
01:28I wouldn't use that one.
01:29I think it's like...
01:30Okay.
01:31It's a bad start when you have to say, is this cheese?
01:33Yeah, no, that's actually so true.
01:35I really like it.
01:36Like Mick did his little thing.
01:37Oh, what about a carrot?
01:38No.
01:39We're not doing carrots.
01:40And I was kind of like, no, don't put that in there.
01:43Yes, put that in there.
01:44Like it really just came together really nice.
01:46I want him thinking that like I'm very much wife's material.
01:49You know what I mean?
01:50Is this giving wife's material?
01:51I think it is.
01:52Like, even though I made it.
01:53Shhh.
01:54Guys, I need to set up the whole picnic vibe without him seeing anything.
02:01You know?
02:02Oh, what have we got going up here?
02:03Nothing.
02:04Go back down.
02:05Right, now.
02:06I'm hungry.
02:07Babe, get back down there and work on that tan.
02:10Snack time is not right now.
02:14Are you on slick?
02:15Okay, we need to distract Kai, please.
02:19What are you doing?
02:20Sip at the pool.
02:22What are you doing?
02:23What's up?
02:24I'm just like chilling.
02:25You look nice.
02:26You too, babe.
02:27Sip needs more pillows.
02:29It was all, you know, in a strategy in the set up.
02:32How can I set the scene for her?
02:33Because she's painting that picture in her head for me.
02:35And I really wanted to deliver it for her.
02:37Because she's come to me trusting me.
02:38So when you put your trust in me, I deliver.
02:40Can I go for a char?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Like in the room?
02:43Oh yeah.
02:44Do you want to go in the bedroom?
02:49I'm kind of like tired.
02:51The sun is like draining me a little bit.
02:53Give me the, all clear.
02:55The cute, yeah.
02:56Maybe do it like a, oh!
02:58I'll just do it like this.
03:00Yep.
03:01Oh no, you little babies.
03:03You like those sunnies?
03:04Yeah, I do.
03:05They're good.
03:06I reckon they actually look better on me than you.
03:08Oh, exactly.
03:09Yeah?
03:10Tell me when he's coming down.
03:11Try and just not spy on him.
03:13Okay, I want to find some sun, but like talking private.
03:16Should we go down here?
03:18Good girl, good girl!
03:19Good girl, good girl!
03:20Good girl, good girl!
03:21Good girl!
03:22Good girl!
03:23Good girl!
03:24Good girl!
03:25Do you feel like a baby?
03:26Oh!
03:27Look at you, eh?
03:28Huh?
03:29That's cute.
03:30Is it?
03:31That's really cute.
03:32Wow.
03:33I like this.
03:34That's mad.
03:35Oh, yum!
03:36We delivered what we wanted to do.
03:37We wanted Kaya to be impressed, and I think we did that, so I'm happy.
03:48It's been hard for me to show you that I do actually like you, and I do really care for
03:53you, and I'm really happy that I'm coupled up with you, so I wanted to just...
03:59I actually think I needed this, eh?
04:01Yeah, really?
04:02I think I did need a little bit of reassurance on mine, too, and I actually do appreciate it.
04:05It's actually really nice.
04:07Yeah.
04:08I think this is giving me a little bit more hope, actually.
04:14But yeah, I actually think this is really cute, so thank you.
04:18It's good.
04:23Yeah, I'm stoked.
04:24It actually gave me a breath of fresh air.
04:26It made me realise that, like, yeah, she is more keen on me than I thought.
04:30It's gonna go here.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Like, you know, it's like when someone, like, asks you, like, you're on the verge, like,
04:47crying, and someone's like, tell me how you feel.
04:49And you're just like...
04:50Fuck off, I don't want to.
04:51Crying, crying a river is what I feel like.
04:53Oh, there's just so much emotion in my head, like...
04:56You've had a lot going on in here.
04:58I don't even want to feel like this, I can't see.
05:02I don't want to look like I'm fucking crying over him either, like, it's not even that.
05:10It's just, like, seeing all these things, like, the weird and, like, it being his birthday, like...
05:17I don't know, just, like, all these memories coming back, you know what I mean?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Like...
05:22I think, obviously, it's very overwhelming for you.
05:24So fucking overwhelming.
05:26But you're allowed to cry.
05:29I just want to go home, be in my bed, with my friends.
05:35Like, I'm just feeling two emotions.
05:38Like, I'm feeling, like...
05:39Happiness for them, but, like...
05:40Happiness for them, but then, like...
05:41A bit, like, what the fuck?
05:42Yeah.
05:43It's like a best friend going for your ex.
05:44That's exactly what I was trying to explain.
05:45Like, it's like, if my best friend back at home was with my ex, except it's not like they're
05:50being sneaky, they're literally doing it in my face.
05:52Just doing it in my face.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Like, even just waking up and seeing my ex in bed with another girl, like, it's just...
05:57It's not normal.
05:58It's not fucking normal.
05:59Yeah.
06:00And it's making me, like, go batshit crazy.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:04It's such a fucking pain.
06:09I'm just...
06:24You said a lot in my head.
06:26I want to see, like, in my head, I'm just, like, starting to lose the plot.
06:39But, like, I genuinely just want to go home.
06:49Do I, do I stay, like...
06:51Pain, pain, pain.
06:56I'm sorry.
06:58I know it's terrible, but I ran out of toilet paper and used a croissant, so please make sure that...
07:10Oh, my God! Oh, dear!
07:12Not funny, Cooper.
07:14Where do you want to sit?
07:15We'll go over here, our little spot.
07:17Let's move on quickly, shall we?
07:19Thanks, Mateo.
07:20How are you feeling?
07:21Yeah, good, good.
07:22Yeah?
07:23Oh, that couch I slept on a bit. How are you going?
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:28I'm keen to see what's, like, in store for us today.
07:30I do have a weird feeling that I'll be going on a date.
07:32Yeah, who would you pick to go on a date?
07:34Well, you put me right on it.
07:36I don't know, yeah, probably...
07:38I feel like...
07:39Like, would you be weirded out if I picked you?
07:43Um...
07:44Not weirded out.
07:45What's the right word for that?
07:47Like...
07:50Hit me on a word.
07:51I don't know, I can't think...
07:52Not, like, uncomfortable.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Like, obviously, you seem really cool and stuff, but...
07:55Yeah.
07:57Oh, I'm gonna get it.
07:58I used to do gymnastics.
08:02I don't know.
08:04You don't know what?
08:07Like, I don't know how to phrase it.
08:09Like, I don't know what, like, word it is either.
08:10Yeah.
08:17That's crazy.
08:18The conversation was, like, forced.
08:20And it's, like, awkward.
08:25So, like, out of ten, how strong do you think you and your partner is?
08:29I'm curious.
08:31Out of ten?
08:32Yeah, give me a number.
08:36That's a weird, like, way to rate something.
08:38Why?
08:39Because it's not really rating, like, opportunity.
08:40No, no, no, no.
08:41Not in that way, but, like, just rate, like, the connection you have with him.
08:44Oh, it's pretty strong at the moment, I'm not gonna lie.
08:46Mm.
08:49But...
08:50Yeah, like, obviously at the moment me and Connor are, like, really strong, so...
08:52Mm.
08:54We're just, like, fighting.
08:57Oh!
09:00Interesting.
09:02Speaking with Izzy, yeah, you can just tell that, you know,
09:04the energies weren't really reciprocating very well, which is so fine.
09:08Oh, I need to go to all this one.
09:10I think she's got some pretty heavy, like, strong feelings for Connor.
09:13Okay.
09:14Which is fine.
09:18Connie baby!
09:19Connie baby!
09:20Connie baby!
09:21Connie baby!
09:22You know, that's so fine.
09:23Like, that's, yeah.
09:25Someone count him down.
09:26Ready?
09:27Three, two, one, go!
09:32Wow!
09:33Jonathan hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual.
09:36Go team!
09:37Yes!
09:38Yes!
09:39Yes!
09:40Yes!
09:41What?
09:42Yes!
09:43You just picked him up and carried him.
09:45Oh, jeez.
09:47Perfect Irish Queen Tamara is chatting to lowly peasant Cooper.
09:51Last night she felt he talked at her too much, so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise in an attempt to start over.
09:58She'll never know!
09:59Yeah, because you start in the gym every morning, right?
10:01Yeah, well, while I'm single, might as well.
10:04You're not going to do it when you're not?
10:05Nah, I'll probably make someone a coffee.
10:07Yeah.
10:08How do you have your coffee?
10:09I'll make one for you in the morning.
10:11I'm making her an omelette.
10:12Mick!
10:13Shut up!
10:14Yeah, I'm definitely into Tamara.
10:16She's a good-looking girl.
10:17How can you not be?
10:18And she's Irish.
10:19I do have a thing for accents.
10:21What is it that is, though?
10:22Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
10:24Is it like a funny tat?
10:25It's a conversation starter.
10:26So it's meant to be like...
10:27Yeah.
10:28Doing exactly what it's doing now?
10:29Yeah.
10:30Yeah, it's perfect.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Okay, you can come out at the same now.
10:34It's all good.
10:35Max.
10:37You're throwing me off, Mick.
10:38I'm not going to lie.
10:39Throwing you off?
10:40The Cooper Trooper over there, he's trying to chat his fricking verbal nonsense like he always
10:44does.
10:45So I thought I'd come in and just break up anything they've got going on there.
10:48Just because I'd like to weasel my way in.
10:50What's your plan for the rest of the day?
10:51How's her headbutt life?
10:52Probably talking to me.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:54Mate, I'm not talking here right now anymore.
10:56Hmm?
10:57Mick, I'm not talking here anymore.
10:59No.
11:00Like, what are you doing, Mick?
11:02Guy's a nervous wreck and just does weird things all the time.
11:05Who have you actually got to chat to?
11:07You've obviously got Mick.
11:08Mick, fuck off.
11:10Seriously.
11:11You mustn't have any mates on the outside, hey?
11:13That's not that hairy, mate.
11:14I've been way worse than that.
11:15With the bombshells set to steal soon, Mick takes a break from the reason he thinks
11:20he was put in the villa to annoy Cooper for the actual reason he was put in the villa.
11:25What's going on?
11:26What is horrible?
11:27How's your day so far?
11:28Good, how's yours?
11:29You enjoying it?
11:30Yeah.
11:31Oh, watch out, Pete.
11:32Whoa.
11:33Okay.
11:34Okay.
11:35I really don't know how I found myself in the middle of this Mick and Cooper rivalry,
11:46but I mean, I'm quite literally in the middle.
11:47You're just sitting on top of me right now.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Are you putting yourself here?
11:50Yeah.
11:51I thought I'd give you a backrest.
11:52Yeah, you did actually.
11:53Thanks.
11:54Thanks.
11:55Appreciate it.
11:56You're comfortable?
11:57I'm very.
11:58Okay.
11:59Yeah.
12:00All right.
12:01What are you hating so far about this place?
12:02I'm not hating anything so far.
12:03Yes, you are.
12:04Are you about to change it?
12:05Are you about to make me hate it?
12:06Depends, like, if you couple up with me or not.
12:07Then, then, yeah.
12:08Then everything will probably go downhill and really sour.
12:09It'll go downhill if I do or if I don't?
12:10If you do.
12:11If I do, okay.
12:12If you don't, you'll be safe.
12:13I'll keep that in mind.
12:14My conversations with Mick are, like, the most difficult.
12:17I don't know.
12:18I don't know.
12:19I don't know.
12:20I don't know.
12:21I don't know.
12:22I don't know.
12:23I don't know.
12:24My conversations with Mick are, like, the most insane conversations ever.
12:28And they go from, like, 0 to 100 in a nanosecond.
12:31He's definitely a joker guy.
12:32He's got a lot of, like, cheekiness in him, too.
12:34Which is not a bad thing.
12:35You have very small hands, actually.
12:37I have tiny fists.
12:38Yeah.
12:39You have...
12:40Big arms.
12:41I have tiny thumbs.
12:42Thumbs?
12:43Yeah.
12:44Yeah, what the hell?
12:45Yeah, my thumbs are tiny.
12:47Hey, Cooper, are you getting jealous?
12:49What?
12:50Sorry.
12:51You're a terrible person.
12:53Mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me.
12:56She's such an idiot.
12:58No wonder your ex-girlfriend left you.
13:00You're actually terrible.
13:02That was weird, yeah.
13:03Mission accomplished.
13:04So, Mick, who would've thought being yourself could be so infuriating?
13:08Someone else on a mission is new bomb Matteo, who, yeah, fine,
13:11will hold for Ross right in pinky.
13:13Take your time.
13:14Great.
13:15Anyway, Matteo chats to Jana.
13:17Miss, would you like to go for a chat?
13:19Yeah, let's.
13:20Sweet.
13:21Here we go.
13:22Here we go.
13:23Up here, up here.
13:24In there.
13:25How are you going?
13:26Yeah, I'm good.
13:27Good?
13:28Yeah.
13:29Yeah?
13:30Are you alright from this morning?
13:31What was this morning?
13:32Were you a little bit upset?
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:34Yeah?
13:35Nah, I just had a little sook.
13:36I'm not usually like that.
13:37Really?
13:38It's just like...
13:39Emotions are just a little bit heightened.
13:40Yeah, they're just like a lot.
13:41Yeah, yeah.
13:42I didn't believe it.
13:43Just when I thought that my Love Island experience was dead in the water, I wanted to leave.
13:48A man paused me for a chat.
13:50What do you like to do, like, for fun?
13:52Like, on a public holiday?
13:53Like, what would you like to go do?
13:54Okay.
13:55Public holiday, I'll probably just sit at home the whole day, 12 hours a day and just play
13:58video games.
13:59No, I'm joking.
14:00I'm joking.
14:01I'm joking.
14:02You're going to give me a heart attack.
14:04You're going to give me good things.
14:06Oh, public holiday, I love the beach.
14:09Oh, the beach, bro, is just so good.
14:11Do you surf?
14:12Do you surf?
14:13Oh, just on the body board, like, yeah.
14:14Oh, I have to teach her.
14:15I need...
14:16That's my plan, like, this year.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:18To learn how to surf.
14:19I'm a surfer.
14:20I've got a wedding and everything.
14:21Really?
14:22Yeah.
14:23And you like just soaking up the sun, just lying there like a dead fish on the beach?
14:24Yeah.
14:25Oh, my God, I love doing that too.
14:26A dead fish on the beach.
14:27Oh, I love doing that shit too.
14:29I am so attracted to Mateo.
14:31I honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa.
14:34His tattoos, his tan, his teeth, and even he just, like, looks clean.
14:38Like, you know what I mean?
14:39You know when someone just looks clean, like, they don't look filthy?
14:42I love it.
14:43So, who would you say, like, is on your kind of radar, I guess, out of all the guys here?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Just me right now?
14:50Yeah, honestly.
14:51Anyone else?
14:52Nah.
14:53Yeah, cool, cool.
14:54Like...
14:55If I'm being honest...
14:56Yeah, nice.
14:57I'm in this villa.
14:58One second, I'm crying over my ex-boyfriend.
15:00Next minute, I'm getting this new connection with this guy, and a connection that I have
15:04not felt in this villa yet.
15:05And I'm just so excited to explore it.
15:07I'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes.
15:10I love it.
15:11Coming up!
15:12Sophie's back!
15:13And someone's about to pack!
15:14By the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
15:17Sad news on Love Island now, as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
15:18Sorry, bud.
15:19Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
15:20And someone's about to pack!
15:24By the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
15:39Sad news on Love Island now as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
15:44Sorry bud.
15:50Coops, are you done with the lady?
15:59Yeah, yeah.
16:00Yeah, it's me.
16:01Why not?
16:02Let's go.
16:03Beanbag it off?
16:04Alright.
16:05Beanbag it off.
16:06That's a great sentence.
16:07See you later.
16:12Ross has been happily coupled up with Sharon and I refuse to see him throw it all away by pulling someone for a chat.
16:17Unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen with hair as black as Guinness.
16:22Play on lovebirds.
16:23My Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia and I'm like, yeah fair enough.
16:26Honestly though, yeah.
16:27I feel like you're the most, I've been in Australia for four years, I still feel like you're the most Australian person I've met.
16:30Really?
16:31Yeah.
16:32Outside the villa I'm even more so like I just wear bodies and barefoot.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Whatever.
16:37I don't know if I ever thought I'd be into that typical Australian mullet look, but I feel like his personality is definitely my type.
16:44So, I don't know, I'm open for sure.
16:47Did you tell me you had siblings as well?
16:49I do, yep.
16:50I am the middle child.
16:51Okay.
16:52You give me middle child energy.
16:54What's middle child energy?
16:55I don't know, like I feel like...
16:56Cause we get a bad rap.
16:58Yeah.
16:59I'm definitely attracted to Tamara.
17:00I think we're quite, quite similar in some ways and I say I love funny girls and she's definitely funny.
17:05She's definitely got the chat.
17:06How you doing these days?
17:08Yeah, really good.
17:09Yeah.
17:10I had a good sleep last night.
17:12You're on Rossy Bozzy?
17:13Rossy Bozzy.
17:14Did he get more intimate?
17:15No.
17:16He hasn't yet?
17:17No.
17:18So I'm honestly, I'm just sort of stepping back.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Let him take the lead.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Follow his lead.
17:23Correct.
17:24I will just follow it.
17:25Now it's sort of like, okay, we can't just be like, literally, alright, goodnight.
17:28And turning away every single night.
17:30Like I would like a little bit more than that personally.
17:32But yeah, I'm honestly just sort of chilling and seeing what he does.
17:37I like being there.
17:38Yeah, cause you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad, right?
17:40Yeah, I do.
17:41And he's very like outdoorsman, right?
17:43Very much so.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Very much a green thumb gardens guy.
17:46Yeah.
17:47My mum's a gardener so I definitely get that.
17:48Yeah.
17:49She's like hardcore gardener.
17:50Like I'll go looking for her at like 11, 12 o'clock at night time.
17:54At night?
17:55And she'll be like on the tractor lawnmower cutting the ground.
17:57And I'm like, woman, would you come inside?
17:59Like what are you doing?
18:00She's like, it's going to rain tomorrow.
18:02It's going to therapy.
18:03Rain's coming.
18:04Rain's coming.
18:05The grass can be an inch taller.
18:06Like it's okay.
18:07And she's like, oh my God, imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that.
18:10Like it's so funny.
18:11So yeah, she's a gardening 24-7.
18:13Such a parent thing too.
18:14Like my dad's like, yeah, big on what the neighbours are thinking.
18:17Oh yeah.
18:18There's leaves out of place.
18:19She goes across and is like, geez, look at the state of her lawn.
18:21Yeah.
18:22They take a lot of pride.
18:23Something that this generation, our generation, I don't think we carry that.
18:25Like.
18:26I know, which is sad.
18:27It is sad.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Yeah.
18:30I mean, some of us like probably you and I will pay a bit more attention.
18:31Yeah.
18:32We'll probably keep it up.
18:33Our upbringing.
18:34Yeah.
18:35We'll be out like pruning the roses and cutting the lawn in the middle of the night.
18:38I really enjoyed my chat with Ross.
18:40It was one of my favourite conversations I've had in here so far, I think.
18:43He's just got that really nice personality.
18:46He's really just lovely to talk to.
18:48He's really friendly.
18:49And yeah, I feel like there's a lot to learn about him.
18:51And I'm really excited about finding out what he likes and what he does.
18:55As Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair.
19:13Having bombed with Isabelle, Bombshell Matteo tries to unbomb with Lacey.
19:18I feel like yesterday, out of the odds that I did, there was only three, yourself included.
19:23And that was, I don't know, there was something else there.
19:25I'm not going to lie to you.
19:26Yeah.
19:27Yeah, there was.
19:28I don't know if you felt that too.
19:29I felt that too.
19:30It was just like, what the hell is going on here?
19:31Yeah, I was expecting that.
19:32It was a good kiss.
19:33It was a good kiss.
19:34It was like, it was not.
19:35It was really, yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:37It was good.
19:38It was good.
19:39Yeah.
19:40So, like, are you wanting a long-term partner?
19:43Oh, yes.
19:44Yes.
19:45Obviously.
19:46100%.
19:47Wow, I like that.
19:48When was your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?
19:50So, I've never had like a, yeah.
19:53Really?
19:54Yeah.
19:55Holy moly.
19:56That's crazy.
19:57Really?
19:58Yeah.
19:59So, I've never had like a...
20:00Not shocking, because like, it's like, you obviously know that you're really, really,
20:04like, you know, beautiful and stuff.
20:05So, it's like, well, why hasn't a guy, you know, put his time and effort into you?
20:09But I have had like, situationships, which I hate.
20:12I, like, they are just especially...
20:14Ooh.
20:15Yeah, yeah.
20:18Mateo is definitely a guy that does give off boyfriend material vibes.
20:24I'm in my prime.
20:25Yeah.
20:26Like, I feel like I've got everything sorted, financially stable, I've got my own place.
20:29Yeah.
20:30I've got everything right now.
20:31Yeah.
20:32But that person I would like to kind of share it with.
20:33I feel like I'm in a similar situation.
20:34I know what I want.
20:35I know what I don't want.
20:37Chat with Lacey definitely surprised me.
20:39I didn't think someone, you know, at her age, like, had her shit sorted.
20:43And that's kind of what I'm after.
20:45With me, I'm a very straight up person and I've got big balls, babe.
20:48So, I was like...
20:49Bigger than mine?
20:50Bigger than yours, babe.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Yeah.
20:53I'm positive.
20:54Really?
20:55My balls are like the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life.
20:56Juiciest?
20:57Yeah.
20:58And I'm saying that...
20:59Like, all the juiciest fruits you can ever think of, combined, times one million.
21:03Yeah.
21:04I think mine at times, like, two million.
21:05Well, mine's times...
21:06But good to hear.
21:07Mine's times...
21:08You probably met your match right now.
21:09So, that's good to hear.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation where wonders never cease.
21:14Now all she has to do is subtract Chi divided by Cooper to get a proper square root of Mateo.
21:20It's Matt, you perverts.
21:22Yeah.
21:23I've got a feeling some praise happening as well.
21:24Izzy, can I use the room with the plan?
21:25Yeah.
21:26Just put it back in here.
21:27Thank you, babe.
21:28How are you feeling, Tamara?
21:29Good.
21:30I'm excited for tonight.
21:31Who are you vibing with so far?
21:32I feel like I've spoken to probably Mick the most at this point.
21:47Mick was very high on my radar and Cooper.
21:50I've been getting to know a couple of the boys and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent vibes.
21:57One of us might be going home tonight.
22:00You know what?
22:01It'd be pretty shit to go out on my birthday, eh?
22:03Yeah.
22:08How's Kaiser?
22:09He's cool.
22:10Um, yeah, he's really nice.
22:12Obviously, because of, like, the whole situation, it's been, like, hard for everyone.
22:16And I wanted him, like, for him to have a nice birthday because, you know, like...
22:20I think it was just, like, weird for me because, like, the last birthday was, like, us.
22:23You know what I mean?
22:24Yes.
22:25And so, like, to be in here and it's, like, us but, like, not us.
22:28Yeah.
22:30I feel like when I initially came here, I automatically put Yana and Lacey off because of the age.
22:37I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to them.
22:39They seemed...
22:41I think they got a bit on on the outside, which is always a good sign.
22:45After talking to Matteo, like, I actually feel genuinely like I really want to get to know him.
22:50The chat just rolled.
22:51Nice.
22:52Like, it felt like...
22:53It felt nuts.
22:54Yeah, and it was like, I want to book a second date with this man.
22:56You know what I mean?
22:57Yeah.
23:04Oh, I'm keen for a bev, I'll tell you all.
23:06Facts.
23:07Yana, how convenient.
23:08We just so happen to have some bevs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun.
23:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:14Cheers.
23:15Bye, baby.
23:16Let's go.
23:17Cheers.
23:18I think he's done.
23:19Everyone get behind me.
23:20Group's getting bigger now.
23:21Group's getting bigger now.
23:22Everyone excited.
23:23One, two, three.
23:24Yay!
23:25Whoa.
23:26Aw.
23:27I just want to say something to him again.
23:28Happy birthday to my boys.
23:29Aw, yeah, yeah.
23:30Aw, yeah.
23:31Aw, yeah.
23:32Aw, boy.
23:33Aw, boy.
23:34Thank you, everyone.
23:35Aw, boy.
23:36I got a test!
23:37Yay!
23:38Yay!
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40Woo!
23:41All Islanders have five here immediately.
23:43Aw.
23:44Oh, shit.
23:47I feel like head's a little bit scrambled.
23:50Definitely a hard choice.
23:51There's three amazing, beautiful women.
23:53Lacey and I had a really good chat today.
23:56Chat with Yana, that was awesome.
23:59But Izzy's more kind of my type on paper.
24:02Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
24:04I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight.
24:08I really want to make the right decision.
24:10I feel like in the moment, I'm gonna know.
24:15I know your life's gonna take you.
24:20End your fault.
24:21End your fault.
24:22End your fault.
24:23Save your fault.
24:24Save your fault.
24:25Save your fault.
24:26The end has come.
24:28The islanders gather.
24:41A flame it does burn.
24:43A recoupling looms.
24:44Their bum cheeks do squirm.
24:46The mood was so high, how low it has sunk.
24:49But who cares about them?
24:50Let's bring on the monk.
24:52All eyes, eyes on me.
24:55Watch me rising higher.
24:58So bright, set you free.
25:01Burning with the desire.
25:03Yeah, but you touch don't get too close.
25:06You're looking for the taste that you should know.
25:09No, no, no, no, no.
25:10No, no, no.
25:11No, no, no.
25:12No, no.
25:13No, no.
25:14No, no.
25:15Good evening, Islanders.
25:16Hi.
25:17How are you all going?
25:18Good.
25:19Good.
25:20You know what?
25:21Fun fact.
25:22Do you know if you make out for 10 minutes,
25:23you can burn up to 60 calories?
25:24Oh, there you go.
25:25That's why you're all so lean and hot, huh?
25:28Guy, lovely to meet you.
25:31Have you enjoyed your time so far?
25:32It's been a bit rough the first couple of days,
25:34but I'm starting to settle in now.
25:35It's really good.
25:36Oh, great.
25:37Tamara, nice to meet you.
25:39It's really exciting.
25:40Mateo, como estas?
25:41Muy bien, gracias a todos.
25:43That's all I got.
25:44I don't really know.
25:45Fair enough, fair enough.
25:50Islanders.
25:51There are currently five couples in the villa.
25:55Lacey and Kai.
25:57Jana and Mick.
25:59Sian and Ross.
26:01Gabby and Jotham.
26:03And Isabel and Connor.
26:06And there are three singles.
26:08Cooper.
26:09And our two newest bombshells.
26:11Tamara and Mateo.
26:14Islanders.
26:15It is a Love Island sin to be single.
26:19By the end of tonight,
26:21there will be no singles in this villa.
26:24Tamara and Mateo.
26:26Please come and face your fellow Islanders.
26:28Time's coming tonight.
26:29Tamara, it's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with.
26:32your fellow Islanders tomorrow it's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with
26:44you can choose any boy you like regardless of whether they're in a
26:49couple which boy would you like to couple up with and why I would like to
26:55couple up with this boy because when I walked in I was initially attracted to
26:58him right away we had a really good intelligent conversation and I think we
27:02have pretty similar banter and similar humor so the boy that I would like to
27:07couple up with is
27:19me you look good together yeah you're very good thank you hey feeling I'll pick
27:26better than I did the other night that's for sure oh yeah yeah you're smiling a
27:28lot more that's it I think we look very nice together you do
27:31I'm sure it looks better than me but yeah well Tamar and Rick you are now
27:36officially a couple please take a seat
27:47over to you Mateo which girl would you like to couple up with and why I would
27:54like to couple up with this girl because I feel like we share similar values and I
28:00don't know I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person so
28:05the girl I would like to couple up with is
28:09Lacey
28:14oh my god you look pretty shocked by this yea to be honest I wasn't expecting that we did have a good really cool conversation today yeah I was not expecting that
28:15you look pretty shocked by that yeah to be honest I wasn't expecting that we did have a good really cool conversation today but yea I wasn't expecting that
28:26Lacey.
28:27Oh my God.
28:28You look pretty shocked by that.
28:29Yeah.
28:30To be honest, I wasn't expecting that.
28:33We did have a good, really cool conversation today, but yeah, I was not expecting that.
28:39Are you taking that as a compliment?
28:40Yeah.
28:41Are you flooded?
28:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:43Oh, good.
28:44And Kai, how's it going over there?
28:46Yeah, I mean, it is what it is here to choose someone.
28:49I mean, it's not the birthday I wanted to, you know, really want to end on, but look,
28:54it is what it is here to choose and I can't be disappointed with his decision.
28:58Well, Lacey and Mateo, you're now officially a couple.
29:01Go and take a seat.
29:13I can't even dance with me.
29:17Islanders.
29:18The Bombs have had their say.
29:21Tamara and Mick, and Mateo and Lacey.
29:24You're locked in as couples and you're safe.
29:28That leaves us with four girls and five boys.
29:33The math's not adding up.
29:36Tonight is a recoupling.
29:39Girls will pick boys and whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
29:46Can all the boys, except for Mateo and Mick, please come and stand on the stairs.
29:51Sharn, please stand up.
30:04Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
30:10I would like to couple up with this boy tonight because we have unreal banter.
30:16I believe we do have a genuine connection.
30:19I've honestly never laughed so hard in my life.
30:21So, tonight the boy I would like to couple up with is...
30:25Rossy baby.
30:35Ross, what do you think of her speech?
30:37Very flattered.
30:38Very flattered.
30:39And the feeling's mutual.
30:40Well, Sharn and Ross, you're locked in as a couple.
30:43Isabelle, please stand up.
30:45I would like to couple up with this boy because since coming to the villa we've had such an
30:54amazing time together and I want to continue to see where our connection goes.
30:58So, the boy I would like to couple up with is...
31:02Connor.
31:04Connor, is that a shock?
31:14I had an idea.
31:15Yeah?
31:16You had an idea?
31:17Hello, Inkling.
31:18Did you like what you heard?
31:19I did.
31:20I'd like to hear more but we can save that.
31:24Isabelle and Connor, you're locked in as a couple.
31:27Gabby, please stand up.
31:34I would like to couple up with this boy because he's hot as fuck.
31:39He makes me feel safe.
31:41He's brought out a side to me that, look, I didn't even know I had.
31:46So, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
31:50Jotham.
31:51Well, Jotham, Gabby used the O word, the outside the villa.
32:04The outside, I know.
32:06Well, Gabby and Jotham, you're now a couple.
32:08Well done.
32:18Two boys on the steps.
32:23And only one girl left to pick.
32:25Janna, please stand up.
32:33What's going through your head?
32:34I feel like I've been around a runner in this villa.
32:38Yeah.
32:39It's been pretty fucked recently.
32:41But, yeah, just another situation, I guess, like this.
32:46So, we'll see.
32:50As if the choice wasn't hard enough.
32:52You're now facing a boy that you were in love with a matter of months ago.
32:57Or someone you picked on day one and had an initial bond with.
33:02Which boy would you like to couple up with?
33:07And why?
33:15Oh shit, sorry.
33:20But I can't.
33:32My heart may sporees the end of the day.
33:36Having been in an impossible situation all week,
33:38Yanna finds herself in another impossible situation.
33:42Which boy would you like to couple up with?
33:45And why?
33:49Oh shit, sorry.
33:56Well, I can't.
34:02Was it time for me in my mind and what I felt?
34:11I can't even talk, guys.
34:16I would like to couple up with this boy because I think he has really gotten along with everyone in this villa already.
34:24I feel like there is some genuine connections with people that he's been able to make.
34:28I think I want to give him a shot at getting a connection with someone.
34:39So the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is?
34:45Kai.
34:51Lock it up.
34:52Fuck me.
35:08Sorry, Coops.
35:10Nah, it's all good. There's nothing there, so it makes sense.
35:13Good luck sharing a bed with your ex, though.
35:15Yeah, thanks.
35:17Good luck going home.
35:21Oh my God.
35:24Kai, is there anything you want to say to Yanna before we move on?
35:28Look, I'm stoked that she picked me.
35:30I genuinely didn't think that would happen.
35:33I think we didn't really get off to the right foot when I first come in here.
35:36And I just appreciate she's given me another chance.
35:40Yeah.
35:42Do you think she's made the right decision?
35:45Look, honestly, I hope she has. I think she has.
35:48Yeah.
35:49That's all I've really got to say about it. I think I'm a bit shocked.
35:52Yanna, is there a possibility with Kai?
35:55Um, there's definitely comfort with Kai.
35:58Like, I was there for a long time.
36:00But, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the next steps are, honestly.
36:04Kai, how's it feel hearing that?
36:05Yeah, look, I'm speechless, to be honest with you.
36:09I don't even know. I've got nothing to say, really.
36:12I'm, yeah, pretty gobsmacked that I'm sitting there.
36:15Cooper, come over here.
36:17Oh, darling.
36:19How are you?
36:20Good.
36:21Do you understand Yanna's decision, or do you think she made a mistake?
36:24I just feel sorry for her having to share a bed with her ex.
36:26That's going to be a rough one tonight.
36:30Well, Cooper, I'm going to make it official.
36:31You have been dumped from the villa.
36:33You have 30 minutes to pack your bags and say your goodbyes.
36:36Sweet.
36:38The rest of you, I'll see you real soon.
36:40No. Bye.
36:42Night.
36:44Let's do it.
36:48Good luck, mate.
36:50That's rough.
36:52Well, I'm actually happy.
36:53I honestly thought he was going there.
36:55Same, babe.
36:57I love you, bro.
36:58I love you, man.
37:00I can't.
37:01I love you.
37:02I feel rattled as fuck.
37:04Do you have smart connections in here?
37:05Yeah.
37:06Like, at least Kai can still...
37:07Might be able to find a connection.
37:08And, yeah, still mingleslays.
37:09Like, I know that they've got a thing, so...
37:11Yeah.
37:12I'm still in my head weighing up what's better, what's worse,
37:14but at the end of the day, sending Cooper home hurt one person,
37:17but if I were to send Kai home, it would have hurt two.
37:20To be honest, like, it's just, like, there's nothing really done at this one.
37:23I was kind of just begging for a bombshell after a bombshell, I'd say.
37:26Oh, my God.
37:27There's a guy.
37:29What the hell?
37:31Huh?
37:32What the hell?
37:33What do you mean?
37:35Got smacked, eh?
37:36I thought I was gone.
37:37I thought I was gone.
37:38I'm shell-shocked.
37:39I don't know if I deserve to be saved by Yana.
37:42I think it's a very nice gesture, and I think I was very mature, man.
37:46I think I was married.
38:04Yeah, it's made me look at her in a different way again,
38:07and see, like, she does have a good life.
38:16I don't even know what to say, man.
38:30Like...
38:33I don't even know what to say, bro.
38:35I'm not going to really cry over spilt milk.
38:37I'm kind of, like, getting to the point where I was like,
38:39I've had enough in here.
38:40The milk was off anyway, so who gives a shit?
38:45How do you feel?
38:46I think you wore your heart on your sleeves.
38:48You've...
38:49I'm not really blowing up about...
38:51Like, I don't feel like I really missed anything.
38:53When that new bombshell come in, I was like,
38:55if she chooses Mick, she's definitely not the one for me.
38:59She's pretty.
39:00She can talk.
39:02But you know what?
39:03That's just someone that I'd probably take out for one day
39:05and probably bin after.
39:07Like, you know.
39:08And the same goes for a lot of the other girls.
39:12I was probably...
39:13I was getting pretty over it.
39:17Hi.
39:18Confused?
39:19Um...
39:20I don't know how I feel.
39:22Like, I'm just happy that Kai's here,
39:23because I honestly thought he was going home.
39:25Like, I'm so grateful that he's here.
39:27I really like him.
39:28I was scared.
39:29I think if he had have gone home,
39:31I think that I really would have just caught with him.
39:33Yeah.
39:34I was so shocked.
39:35I wasn't expecting Matteo to pick me.
39:37Yeah, that's past morning.
39:38But we did have a good conversation.
39:40Y'all not really like Matteo.
39:42Like Matteo?
39:43It's just, like, such an uncomfortable...
39:44Like, I don't know.
39:45I'm just...
39:46If anything, I'm just so grateful that Kai's still here.
39:50Bro, I thought you, like,
39:51would have wanted him out the villa, Kai.
39:53Yeah, well...
39:54So you're going to be fine now with him in the villa?
39:56Nah.
39:57Because you did save him.
39:58Did you...
39:59Yeah, but I didn't want to be in a bed with someone
40:00I'm not that comfortable with.
40:01Mm.
40:02Why?
40:03Did you think I should have done the other one?
40:04No, I just thought you would have wanted him out the villa while you could.
40:06I'm, like, really confused.
40:08I think every single one of us in the villa would have dumped our ex.
40:12We would have been like,
40:13here's your payback.
40:14Happy fucking birthday.
40:15See you later.
40:16Mack yourself 100%.
40:17Are your thoughts, like, wanting to rekindle?
40:19But if you...
40:20Or are you thinking more for Lacey?
40:21No, it was more...
40:22It was more I was thinking for Lacey
40:23because I could see she wasn't happy.
40:25I don't know.
40:26I feel guilty, man.
40:27Like...
40:28What do you feel guilty for?
40:29You didn't have a say in it, though.
40:30If anyone should...
40:31Like, you should be feeling sad for Yana right now.
40:32I don't even know what to say, man.
40:33She's had a rougher ride than you, I reckon.
40:36This is where I leave you.
40:42You did good.
40:45You did very good.
40:47Mm.
40:48But, like, now, what for me?
40:50Like...
40:51Now you get to know Mateo?
40:52Yeah, but he's like...
40:53He wants to get to know Lacey.
40:54I wouldn't bet on that.
40:56Nothing left for us to be...
40:59I don't think, from what she said,
41:00that she gave him any of those ideas in the first place.
41:03Yeah, but she was saying that shit about Kai.
41:05She'd be like,
41:06Oh, I mean Kai, I haven't chatted properly, like...
41:08And then the next minute they're macking on, like...
41:10I think she comes across more into the guy
41:12when she's talking to the guy.
41:13But then when she says to us...
41:14But then when she says to us, like,
41:15she makes it out as if, like,
41:17they were just having a normal conversation.
41:18Yeah.
41:19What do you think she's trying to do, like, male validation?
41:21She, obviously, to get picked by Mateo,
41:23had to do something in order for him to have a feeling
41:27that she wanted him.
41:28How are you feeling though, babe?
41:29Oh, my God.
41:30I would have, um...
41:32Like, oh, like...
41:33Yeah, I was not expecting Yala to pick Kai.
41:37I'm just grateful that he's here.
41:38I just get worried because I just feel like...
41:40Like, me and Jothlin, ever since sharing a bed,
41:43we've gotten so close.
41:44Like, sharing a bed is so intimate.
41:46Yes, of course it is.
41:47Especially being exes.
41:48Like, if I was Lacey, I definitely wouldn't be happy.
41:51Yana has been in such a state being in here with her ex-boyfriend.
41:55Tonight was her opportunity to literally dump him from the villa.
41:59And she didn't do it.
42:01I just feel like there must be some feeling for her
42:04to still be able to...
42:05I feel like I get different vibes though.
42:07I do genuinely feel like she took into consideration
42:10that you and him had a connection.
42:11Yes, I think so too.
42:12I think so too.
42:13Because she was so shaken.
42:14I don't know if it was my ex, I would be like,
42:15bloody girls, we've known each other for weeks,
42:16someone else would be like, I'm done with my ex.
42:18My ex.
42:19Yeah.
42:20I mean, right now Lacey's grateful,
42:21but watch this space, exes in bed together.
42:24Not a good sign.
42:32I thought I'd be spewing.
42:34I think you can be pretty happy about how you came in here though.
42:36Like, you literally played it like you were too nice even.
42:39I just played it like I was on the outside.
42:41Yeah.
42:43I just did exactly what I do.
42:45You didn't realise that?
42:46You're going to be like a national treasure.
42:47Yeah, I know.
42:48Like a hundred percent.
42:49I've said it once, I'll say it again.
42:51Mick is just an idiot.
42:53Mick the dick has got no brain.
42:55That, that, that, that, that.
42:57He is stupid.
42:58I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
42:59Oh, I'll tell you.
43:01The best man has won,
43:02as we always knew he was going to.
43:07Hooper goes packing,
43:08send him on his way.
43:11But I did take his bag down as a little parting gift.
43:15Goodbye, my friend.
43:16I love you later.
43:17I'll see you on the outside.
43:18Yes, yes, maybe.
43:19Yeah.
43:20Gassi's later.
43:21We love you later!
43:22See ya, brother.
43:23See ya in the ring, mate.
43:24We love you, Cooper.
43:25We love you, babe.
43:26Love you, Coops.
43:27Love you, Coops.
43:28Love you, Coops.
43:29Love you, Coops.
43:30Thank you already.
43:32Not too quick.
43:37I don't have any regrets.
43:39I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree that I could find.
43:42It sort of just was a dead end.
43:44I don't know exactly what I'm looking for,
43:46and I won't change the way I look at things just for someone else.
43:50I don't think Kai should be here instead of me,
43:53but good luck to him.
43:56Mate, you just got kissed on the dick at the last minute
43:58by your ex on your birthday, so happy birthday, good luck.
44:02Good luck sharing a peb with your ex.
44:04That sucks.
44:08Not all heroes wear cowboy hats, moon.
44:13I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say happy birthday, Kai.
44:16Anyway, next time the Islanders get a taste of forbidden fruit.
44:21Emphasis on the forbidden.
44:25Next time!
44:28I can't tell if he likes me or not.
44:31Does Ross give a toss?
44:33He physically seemed distant to me.
44:35I feel like I've just been a bit...
44:36...sagnant.
44:38And the Islanders sample some forbidden fruit.
44:42It was sexy.
44:43It was fun.
44:44We're normally so vanilla.
44:45But not everyone...
44:46...makes me look like a mug.
44:49Too good by that guy.
44:50...likes the taste.
44:51If you're gonna kiss...
44:53...
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