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LauRen got a DM from a dude offering anything for her to step all over him in her boots 😭💀
That one message sent the whole show spiraling! From wild listener confessions to stories about flashing for $25, selling eggs, and even passing up $13K 👀💸

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00:01Hey, I got a question for you guys.
00:04What's the craziest thing that somebody offered to either pay you money for or pay you to do?
00:12Because I had a situation over the weekend.
00:16Yeah, it says on the show sheet someone offered you money for what?
00:19All right, all right.
00:19So let me back up and tell you how the whole thing started.
00:22Okay.
00:23I went to the Charlotte FC game with my girlfriends on Friday night.
00:28Right.
00:29And I wore cowboy boots to the game.
00:32And I love these boots.
00:34I love boot season, so I hear what you're saying.
00:37Yeah.
00:37So when we got there, before there was like a ton of people in front of us,
00:41I put my cowboy boots up on the seat in front of me,
00:43and I took a picture of like my view from the field with my cowboy boots in it.
00:47And I posted it on my stories.
00:49Okay.
00:50Well, my phone had died during the game.
00:53Of course.
00:53I know.
00:54I know.
00:55And the next morning after it had charged and I woke up and checked social media,
01:00I got a DM from someone.
01:01And his comment on the story was nice boots.
01:08I would pay you to walk on me or like pay you to walk all over me.
01:13Let me see exactly what it says.
01:14These boots are made for walking.
01:16And I was like, oh, my gosh.
01:20I was like, that's a little unexpected.
01:23And I was like, well, would you really pay me to walk all over him?
01:27I'm like, and how much would you pay?
01:30Hold on a minute.
01:31A, ew, B, how much?
01:33Right.
01:34So I'm like, now I'm just curious.
01:36So I look at his profile and like the man is like a businessman with like two kids and
01:41a wife and everything else.
01:42And I'm like.
01:43Oh, really?
01:44Do you interact with him?
01:45Have you interacted with him before?
01:46This is his first DM to you?
01:47Yes.
01:48No.
01:48And I didn't even like, like the message.
01:50Yeah.
01:50Right.
01:50Right.
01:50Right.
01:50Right.
01:51Because I don't want there to be any.
01:52I hope he's listening.
01:53I hope he's listening right now.
01:54What do you think my Lorraine is?
01:55Like a dominatrix?
01:57She's not walking on you.
01:58And if she is, she's walking on you for a minimum of a thousand dollars.
02:01Right.
02:01That's where the bidding starts.
02:03Yeah, that's weird.
02:06What I wouldn't, what I wouldn't pay, what I would pay for you.
02:08What did he say?
02:09What I, what I, um, here, let me find it.
02:11Yeah.
02:12What I wouldn't pay.
02:13What I wouldn't pay for you to walk all over me in those boots.
02:17All over me in those boots.
02:18Okay, dude.
02:19I mean, fly your freak flag.
02:20It's fine.
02:21But she ain't going to take it easy on you.
02:24I'll tell you that.
02:25Each step you'll feel because she's going to feel embarrassed for doing it.
02:29Yeah.
02:29That's a good question though.
02:30Like Lorraine brings up a good point.
02:31Like what did someone offer you money for, um, that kind of caught you off guard?
02:38704-570-9595.
02:42Like, you know, we're in a world out there where the freaks are flying and people are willing
02:47to, you know, sell things.
02:49Pay big money.
02:50I mean, we, right.
02:51But on the other side of it, like people like would be willing to do what you did, what somebody
02:56DM'd you like, okay.
02:58I mean, isn't that like how OnlyFans started?
03:01Isn't it?
03:02Yeah.
03:03Kind of?
03:04Kind of.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Yeah.
03:05And we have, um, there's someone who listens to our show who, um, called in one day and
03:12said that they are a, they didn't call themselves a moving furniture operator.
03:16They call themselves something else.
03:18Do you remember?
03:19And she fell asleep with a customer care rep on hold.
03:23And then when she woke up, she started talking dirty to the customer care rep because she
03:26thought it was a client call.
03:28Yeah.
03:28Yeah.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Yeah.
03:29So like that person, they, um, they must get all sorts of crazy requests, but that's
03:34their job.
03:35Yes.
03:36They live off of that.
03:37I do joke about it all the time that I'm going to start an OnlyFans for my feet because
03:41I've had people take like screenshots of things that I've posted and then they started a whole
03:48like wiki feet page, which is weird.
03:51Yeah.
03:51You can't making any money from it.
03:53Yeah.
03:53You can't sell your feet pictures until you delete the ones that are free, Loren.
03:57That's where we have to start with that.
03:58And they're not, I can't get to delete them.
04:03Someone said not freaky.
04:04I didn't post them.
04:05But my brother-in-law paid me 150 bucks to haul off a bunch of Amazon boxes in a small
04:10bookshelf.
04:10That's great.
04:11Yeah.
04:11That's, that's on the up and up.
04:13Yeah.
04:13What, uh, what is the weird thing though, that somebody asked you to, uh, do and offered
04:19you money?
04:22Well, I was leaving a bar.
04:23I was about 45 and, uh, there was a couple of guys and this one guy was like, Hey, show
04:27me your boob.
04:28I'm like, what?
04:29I'll give you 25 bucks.
04:31Show me your right boob.
04:32You only wanted to see the right boob.
04:34And I was like, no.
04:34Oh, the guy had a specific choice.
04:38Okay.
04:38Did you do it?
04:40Well, I wasn't going to do it.
04:42And then my friends, I don't do it.
04:43Don't do it.
04:43I'm like, yo, that's 25 bucks.
04:45So I did it.
04:46Good girl.
04:47$25 later.
04:50Lisa.
04:50Good morning.
04:51Good morning.
04:52It wasn't you, but it was your sister.
04:54What does someone offer your sister?
04:56So one of her coworkers offered her $200 for her used socks after work.
05:03Shoot.
05:04A coworker?
05:05Yes.
05:06And the worst part is she didn't even seek it, which I think is so crazy.
05:11Just to wear some socks after work.
05:13That's what I said.
05:14I don't.
05:14You don't know what he's going to do with them.
05:16Throw them.
05:17Throw them your socks and get the 200 bucks.
05:19I don't think I would do it.
05:21Oh my gosh.
05:22Why?
05:22I don't know.
05:24I don't know.
05:24I would feel like then that's opening Pandora's box.
05:28Everybody else got your own DNA.
05:30Pandora's got a price though.
05:32Yeah, but it's not even about having my DNA.
05:35Like, what's he going to do with my DNA?
05:36Okay.
05:37It's about like him then thinking he can ask for more.
05:40Or like, what is he going to ask for next besides my socks?
05:44I guess, but more and more money as it comes, I guess.
05:47People make livings on it.
05:49I missed it.
05:49Did your sister do it?
05:50No, she said she didn't.
05:51Oh, she said she didn't.
05:52Okay.
05:52Okay.
05:52She said she didn't do it.
05:53Yeah, yeah.
05:54But Lisa's clear.
05:55Lisa's like, does he want my socks?
05:57Yeah.
05:57Haley, you're our last call on this.
05:59Go ahead.
06:00Good morning.
06:01Hi.
06:02Somebody offered you money to do what?
06:04So they did.
06:05So I was on a family beach trip years and years ago.
06:07And I posted, you know, pictures on the beach as normal.
06:11And this guy had DM'd me on Instagram and asked me to lay on top of his glass table while
06:16he laid underneath it so he could fake lick me without being physical.
06:20Oh, my gosh.
06:24What did he offer, Haley?
06:25Really?
06:26How much?
06:27Y'all were going to be disappointed on it and take it, but it was $1,000.
06:31Wait a minute.
06:32Wait a minute.
06:32Hold on.
06:32We're not disappointed.
06:33We don't promote anything you're not comfortable with.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:39But it's $1,000.
06:39Hey, it's Loren from the Mania and Loren Morning Show.
06:47Thank you so much for watching.
06:49Make sure you subscribe to our channel and like this video.
06:52If you want to see more videos, you can always check out our behind-the-scenes content or our
06:56War of the Roses.
06:57Bye-bye.
07:00Bye-bye.
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