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00:00:00The End
00:00:30The End
00:01:00The End
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00:02:00If only I am not waiting for you
00:02:10The End
00:02:39I get up here
00:02:40I still can't believe it
00:02:43Just four weeks ago
00:02:44I was a completely different person
00:02:46I had no adventure in my life
00:02:48I had a wife
00:02:50I had a family
00:02:51And I never looked twice
00:02:54When a pretty girl walked by
00:02:55Never
00:02:57Come on, I told her
00:04:49Can I help you?
00:05:01Yes, I'm looking.
00:05:02Oh, what's that?
00:05:03It's the air conditioner.
00:05:04It'll come on in a second.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06Oh, oops.
00:05:07Sorry.
00:05:08Excuse me.
00:05:09Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:05:10Oh, I don't know.
00:05:23Oh, I've never tried it that way before.
00:05:30No, no, I'm not worried.
00:05:31It's just that I've never tried it in that position before.
00:05:34It's all new to me.
00:05:35Oh, I know you have to wet it before you put it in.
00:05:41Well, you have to or it could break off.
00:05:44How far?
00:05:45I don't know how far.
00:05:47All the way, I suppose.
00:05:48I know you have to keep wiggling it to get all the hairs off, though.
00:05:53All right.
00:05:54All right.
00:05:55Put that phone down.
00:05:57I can't talk to you now.
00:05:58I'll come back later.
00:06:00Do you have to talk like that when you're at work?
00:06:02Can't you save that filthy stuff until you get home?
00:06:05That was my brother.
00:06:08Your brother?
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10He and I are trying to set up a photo processing lab at my place.
00:06:14That way I can take stuff home.
00:06:15For example, here...
00:06:16All right.
00:06:16All right.
00:06:17All right.
00:06:18Uh, where's the figures on the cable car campaign?
00:06:21It's on the third floor.
00:06:22Well, get them for me right away, please.
00:06:23We've wasted enough time on this nonsense.
00:06:25Yes, sir.
00:06:32All right.
00:07:02Now, I want you to roll down the map and just show it.
00:07:08Come on.
00:07:08Okay.
00:07:16Hello?
00:07:18Will you have dinner with me tonight?
00:07:23What?
00:07:26La Primavera in North Beach.
00:07:30Tonight.
00:07:32I know who you are.
00:07:36Nine o'clock.
00:07:38Why?
00:07:40Just because.
00:07:41I, um...
00:07:47I can't, uh, make it at nine o'clock.
00:07:53Uh, say, nine, ten?
00:07:57Yeah.
00:07:57Why are you speaking to me, gentlemen?
00:08:21But, uh, uh, why?
00:08:23Well, the, uh, I mean, the, um, modeling agency told me that you were from Germany.
00:08:28Uh, it's not me.
00:08:30Well, I'd better check.
00:08:32Where am I going?
00:08:33Oh, yeah.
00:08:33Oh, yeah.
00:08:33Oh, excuse me, mich, bitte.
00:08:39Oh, my goodness.
00:08:39I'm glad.
00:08:40I miss both scabs.
00:08:45We have to top of the school board.
00:08:47It's going to be your fault.
00:09:19How do I look?
00:09:22The earrings are too much, aren't they?
00:09:24Here, you keep them for me, honey.
00:09:27I'll do it. You keep your eyes on the road.
00:09:29They were killing me anyway.
00:09:31Didi, what was I going to ask you?
00:09:33I wanted to ask you something.
00:09:35Oh, uh, would you like to go to the movies tonight?
00:09:38Tonight's study group.
00:09:40What do you mean?
00:09:42What's today? Today's Wednesday?
00:09:44I thought today was Thursday.
00:09:47What's the matter with me?
00:09:48Well, I'd like to go anyway, if it's all right with you.
00:09:52I don't think I can put up with those crazies tonight.
00:09:54It's all arranged.
00:09:55You're taking the girls to the movies.
00:09:58I promised them you would.
00:10:00Anyway, you deserve a night out.
00:10:03So, what do you say?
00:10:07What do you mean? Of course, sure.
00:10:09You're wonderful.
00:10:10You're wonderful.
00:10:24Honey!
00:10:25See you tonight.
00:10:27Thanks for the lift.
00:10:28You know, you're cute when you serve.
00:10:45Go ahead, Teddy.
00:10:46Don't be nervous.
00:10:46What are you nervous about?
00:10:47Serve the ball.
00:10:48All right, come on. Calm down.
00:10:49Let the man serve, will you please, buddy?
00:10:51You got nothing to worry about.
00:10:52It's just only set point.
00:10:53I mean, it's not like it's your life.
00:10:55It's just your self-respect.
00:10:56Give him that solid one.
00:10:57Give him the ace.
00:10:58Teddy, come on.
00:11:00What is it? Am I talking too much?
00:11:01All right, well, calm down.
00:11:02Okay, take it easy.
00:11:03Let's all take a break.
00:11:03Teddy wants to serve.
00:11:04Okay?
00:11:05You can do it, baby.
00:11:06You can put it right in there.
00:11:08Hey!
00:11:09What a serve.
00:11:10Switch!
00:11:11Okay, Mikey, here we go now.
00:11:12You ready?
00:11:13Get that racket ready.
00:11:13I'm coming at you.
00:11:14Hey, hey, this baby is mine.
00:11:17You hit the net.
00:11:18On the follow-through.
00:11:19Oh, you can't hit the net.
00:11:20On the follow-through.
00:11:21No, you still can't hit the net.
00:11:22I hit it on the follow-through, Mikey.
00:11:24I hit the ball first, then the net on the follow-through.
00:11:27It's our point.
00:11:27The score is 6-2.
00:11:28You're in the shithouse.
00:11:30Anybody ever tell you you're cute?
00:11:31Oh, you're cute, too.
00:11:33How you doing?
00:11:34Okay.
00:11:35What's the matter?
00:11:35Are you getting to you?
00:11:36You play better when you're not passing.
00:11:38No.
00:11:39So what's the matter?
00:11:40Nothing.
00:11:41Hey, look at that.
00:11:44Oh, my.
00:11:45That is serious, Nautilus.
00:11:49Miss!
00:11:50Oh, miss!
00:11:53Oh, my.
00:11:55Those are fine-looking rackets you got there, girls.
00:11:58What are they, heads?
00:12:00Ah!
00:12:00Hey, Joey, there's a phone call for you.
00:12:07Do me a favor.
00:12:08Take it for me, will you, Mikey?
00:12:10Well, I met him on two separate nights.
00:12:12How nice about none of their sisters?
00:12:14You're in a lot of trouble, Joey.
00:12:15No way.
00:12:16Hey, I got a date with a little one at 7 o'clock, and the old one at 9.15.
00:12:19Plenty of time.
00:12:22What about Teresa?
00:12:24What about Teresa?
00:12:25Well, doesn't she notice anything when you go with someone for a while?
00:12:30Like you used to go with that girl before?
00:12:32Doesn't she think anything's up when you do that?
00:12:35Look.
00:12:36Teresa's got the kids to worry about all day.
00:12:38She's too busy to notice anything.
00:12:40And they're great kids.
00:12:41Hey, look.
00:12:41She's 38 years old.
00:12:43She's a very happily married woman.
00:12:44You see, she smiles all the time.
00:12:46Does she do it?
00:12:47Does she do what?
00:12:49What do you mean, does she do what?
00:12:51What do you mean, does she do what?
00:12:52What does she do it to?
00:12:54Do what to?
00:12:55Does she have affairs, too?
00:12:58Ooh.
00:13:02Teddy, you're my friend, and I love you.
00:13:05You're a sweet, sensitive guy, but you're very naive.
00:13:09To think that my Teresa, my St. Teresa would fool around?
00:13:12Could you imagine this?
00:13:13Do you believe this man asking whether my Teresa would fool around?
00:13:17I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.
00:13:23Teddy!
00:13:24Teddy!
00:13:24What am I laughing at?
00:13:28Are you sure?
00:13:30All right, I'll let him know.
00:13:34Are you staying for lunch, Doctor?
00:13:35No.
00:13:36Goey!
00:13:37Goey!
00:13:49What else did the neighbor say?
00:13:50Nothing.
00:13:51She was coming over to return a warming tray, and she ran into the whole bunch coming down
00:13:56the steps.
00:13:56Teresa, the kids, and all the furniture.
00:13:59There was a big van waiting for her.
00:14:00There was a big van waiting for her.
00:14:06What a bitch.
00:14:06Come on, come on.
00:14:07She was our friend, too.
00:14:09I wonder if it was her furniture.
00:14:10What do you have to talk about that for?
00:14:11What should we do?
00:14:12Should we all cry?
00:14:13I just want to know if she had a right to take all the furniture.
00:14:17you're in the house.
00:14:18I don't know if she had a right to take all the furniture.
00:14:20I don't know if she was there.
00:14:21You're in the house.
00:14:22I don't know if she's there.
00:14:23There's a picture of me with another woman.
00:14:25Naked?
00:14:27In a nightclub.
00:14:31This, uh...
00:14:33This isn't happening.
00:14:42This isn't fucking happening!
00:14:44It's not happening!
00:14:46Son of a bitch!
00:14:48That's it!
00:14:50Fucking whore!
00:14:53Come on!
00:14:58Teddy, what can we do to cheer up Joey?
00:15:00Wanna do the blind man with me tonight?
00:15:02I can't do the blind man, buddy.
00:15:04Mikey, you do the blind man with me tonight?
00:15:05No, no, I get too nervous.
00:15:06Aw, come on, Joey needs a good life.
00:15:08Well, take him to that ritzy-titsy place where they threw him out.
00:15:10I get too nervous.
00:15:12Came in with a beautiful cardigan they wanted him to put on.
00:15:14I wanted a crummy jacket.
00:15:16Okay, Mikey, come on.
00:15:17No, I get too nervous.
00:15:18What, are you tied up with Mrs. Schumacher?
00:15:20No, I'm not tied up with Mrs. Schumacher.
00:15:22He's boss's wife.
00:15:23I don't believe it.
00:15:24I'm telling you, you're way on vacation.
00:15:25Ask him.
00:15:26He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.
00:15:27You son of a gun.
00:15:28Are you making it with Schumacher's wife?
00:15:30Only at night.
00:15:31And only if it's an emergency.
00:15:32Only at night.
00:15:33Tell him to ask him.
00:15:34The time that it takes me to drive over there is the exact same time that it takes him to scrub and put on his gloves.
00:15:39So, if it's not a big job, it's not worth it to me.
00:15:42If it's appendicitis, I don't go.
00:15:43But if it's a paracinitis or a gallbladder...
00:15:46Oh, honey!
00:15:47Good news!
00:15:48It's a quadruple bypass!
00:15:50So, you say like this.
00:15:53Is Mr. Pierce there, please?
00:15:56Very timid.
00:15:57Is Mr. Pierce there, please?
00:15:59That's it.
00:16:00Just like that.
00:16:01And then I'll get on the phone, I'll say hello.
00:16:03And then I'm gonna wait a few seconds, like I'm listening to you.
00:16:06And then I'll say, what?
00:16:09What?
00:16:10You want me to come out right now?
00:16:12Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?
00:16:16Who's Richard?
00:16:18Richard's my assistant.
00:16:19He works here at the office with me.
00:16:22Clear?
00:16:23Mm-hmm.
00:16:25Is it a woman?
00:16:29Is it a woman?
00:16:30No, no.
00:16:31It's, um...
00:16:32Is it a woman?
00:16:34What goes on in your head?
00:16:36No, it's just, um...
00:16:39We're planning...
00:16:40We...
00:16:41We're...
00:16:42Well, it's too complicated.
00:16:43But don't tell Dee Dee.
00:16:45Because it's a wonderful surprise.
00:16:47You want me to call you at 8.15?
00:16:488.15!
00:16:49It has to be at 8.15 sharp.
00:17:03Hi, Daddy.
00:17:04Hello, sweetie pie.
00:17:05Did Mom tell you about tonight?
00:17:10Oh, no.
00:17:12Oh, Missy.
00:17:13I'm sorry.
00:17:14I'm sorry, Daddy, but...
00:17:15Well, Shelly didn't get the tickets until 4.
00:17:17I know you really wanted to go to the movie,
00:17:19but it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance,
00:17:21and Shelly's uncle had some pull.
00:17:23What tickets are you talking about?
00:17:24David Bowie.
00:17:27You mean you can't go to the movie?
00:17:29I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:17:30I feel so bad.
00:17:31No, no, no.
00:17:32Don't be silly.
00:17:34Are you real disappointed?
00:17:37Well...
00:17:39No, I mean, I wanted to go, sure.
00:17:41But, uh...
00:17:44So, these things happen.
00:17:46I understand that.
00:17:49Uh, you remember Shelly, don't you?
00:17:51Of course.
00:17:52Of course.
00:17:54Of course.
00:17:58How are you?
00:18:01How are you?
00:18:03I'm fine.
00:18:04I'm fine.
00:18:05You're a Jewish boy, aren't you?
00:18:20My mother and father are Jewish.
00:18:22I see.
00:18:25Uh-huh.
00:18:26You're taking my little girl to see David Bowie.
00:18:28Bowie, Daddy.
00:18:29Bowie.
00:18:30Bowie.
00:18:35You take care of my girl.
00:18:38You take care of my girl.
00:18:41You take care of my girl.
00:18:49And then, of course, I'm sure you've heard about the alphabet diet.
00:18:53Now, that takes 26 weeks.
00:18:54The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.
00:18:59And then on to the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.
00:19:04There's only one problem.
00:19:06You have to watch yourself carefully, because by the time you get to P,
00:19:10you might put on all the weight you lost on K.
00:19:12So, and then when you get to X, it's very, very difficult,
00:19:18because you start making up your own spelling, like X Benedict, X for helpings.
00:19:24So, I would not recommend that diet.
00:19:31You go through my pockets now?
00:19:34Oh, no.
00:19:36Not yet.
00:19:37I owe Marty $10.
00:19:40I think he likes you.
00:19:42You think everyone likes me.
00:19:43Well, they do.
00:19:45Well, can I get you anything before I start my study group?
00:19:49Oh, God.
00:19:52Oh, God.
00:19:56What?
00:19:57Honey, what's the matter?
00:19:59Oh, nothing.
00:20:01It's not even worth talking about.
00:20:03What?
00:20:05I was just leaving my office, and the boss comes in with all this pile of stuff and two assistants.
00:20:09Ted, clean this up for tomorrow morning, will you?
00:20:12Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.
00:20:14Oh, well, take long.
00:20:16Take long? No, not if I work all night.
00:20:18I'm just so tired, that's all.
00:20:19I just don't know if I can stay awake. I'm so tired.
00:20:22Oh, baby.
00:20:24Here.
00:20:25Oh, I gave half to Richard, but, you know, he panics. He gets so nervous. I don't know if he can handle it.
00:20:32Oh, baby.
00:20:34Oh.
00:20:36You know, I really think they're taking advantage of me.
00:20:40What? Campari and soda?
00:20:42Yeah. Yeah, that would be nice.
00:20:45Oh.
00:20:46Thanks.
00:20:49You just...
00:20:51You gotta draw a line and say no more!
00:20:54You can't go past this line!
00:20:58Who stayed for dinner?
00:21:10I'm okay.
00:21:11I'm okay.
00:21:12I'm okay.
00:21:13Look, I'm okay.
00:21:37Honey, why are you shaving?
00:21:39Why am I shaving?
00:21:48What the hell is the matter with me?
00:21:52Did you want this tie out?
00:21:56No.
00:21:57What do I want another tie for?
00:22:00Honey, you're overtired.
00:22:03I think that you should take a little nap before you eat.
00:22:09Come here, sit close to me.
00:22:17What's this?
00:22:20What do you mean, what's this? This is Joe's little boy.
00:22:23I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?
00:22:25S-M-I-L-E.
00:22:28Where is his M-O-M-M-Y?
00:22:33She didn't tell me. It's just for one night.
00:22:36She didn't tell you?
00:22:37No, she didn't. Don't frighten him.
00:22:43Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:22:44Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:22:46What a cute little pee-pee.
00:22:48Oh, you leave his little pee-pee alone.
00:22:51His daddy's little pee-pee started all this.
00:22:56One, two, three, hit it.
00:22:58Oh, gentlemen, how are we tonight?
00:23:13Fine, fine. How are you feeling, Andy?
00:23:15How am I feeling? What do you mean, how am I feeling?
00:23:17Why shouldn't I be feeling fine?
00:23:18No, no, no. This nice man just wanted to know how you work.
00:23:21I'm fabulous. I've never felt better in my life.
00:23:25Well, uh, great, great.
00:23:27Um, what'll you have, gentlemen?
00:23:29What do you have, Andy?
00:23:30Southern Comfort on the wrong one.
00:23:31Make that too.
00:23:32Okay, bet.
00:23:33I'll be right back.
00:23:34I've got to go off my car.
00:23:37There you are. There you are.
00:23:39Cigarette?
00:23:40What was that?
00:23:41Well, I think they're just setting up your drinks.
00:23:44Oh.
00:23:45What was that?
00:23:46Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:23:48Jake?
00:23:49Jake?
00:23:51Jake?
00:23:52He said he'd be back in just a minute, Andy.
00:23:55How did you know my name?
00:23:56When your friend called you, he said just...
00:23:59Jake!
00:24:00Jake!
00:24:01Ooh.
00:24:05Jake?
00:24:05Ah!
00:24:07Jake!
00:24:07Oh!
00:24:12Jake!
00:24:13Jake, where are you?
00:24:15What is it?
00:24:16What are you doing?
00:24:17What are you doing with me?
00:24:19Oh!
00:24:19Oh!
00:24:22Oh?
00:24:22What is this?
00:24:25What the hell is this thing?
00:24:28What kind of a place is this?
00:24:31Jake!
00:24:32I'm right here, Andy.
00:24:33He's in the closet.
00:24:34I'm right here.
00:24:35I'm right here.
00:24:35Oh, don't ever leave me again.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:38Oh!
00:24:41I'm sorry.
00:24:42He can't, uh, he's, he's sorry.
00:24:45It's true.
00:24:46I'm sorry.
00:24:47It's true.
00:24:47It's true.
00:24:48I'm sorry.
00:25:03At the tone, the time will be 8, 9, and 50 seconds.
00:25:08all right time to go back to bed you don't want your mommy to be angry with me do you
00:25:38it's okay when you wake up your mommy will be here to pick you up
00:25:48is she on a date i don't know she asked me to keep him for one night well what about the other kids
00:26:08i don't know but what am i supposed to say to joe nothing don't you tell that son of a bitch
00:26:15anything oh come on now he's our friend he's a rat i would have left him long before she did
00:26:23what is that supposed to mean if anything like that ever happened to us
00:26:29i don't know what i would do we better just drop the subject no no now wait a minute
00:26:37now we're talking nicely and calmly let's hear what you have to say on this subject
00:26:42teddy i know you think you know everything about me but you don't
00:26:48i'm really a very jealous woman
00:26:52i know you think emotionally i'm like this but you know i really
00:26:59i'm a little crazy oh but just in some ways oh
00:27:08why are you telling me all this you asked me now i know i asked you but you make it sound as if we're
00:27:15not a happily what what have you got there it's a gun i know it's a gun but when did you ever get a gun
00:27:25mama gave it to me after they moved
00:27:27you realize you might have shot me oh i would never do that and not without a reason
00:27:38you're not like joe do you know what he did to teresa right in front of me
00:27:43he had his secretary call at 10 o'clock at night and say he had work to do at the office
00:27:50he did that yes you mean that old trick still works not anymore
00:28:01i'll get it
00:28:04hello yes just a minute it's richard
00:28:11hello hello yes richard how are you
00:28:20yes
00:28:24you what
00:28:29you want
00:28:31is this a joke
00:28:35you want me to you want me to do what
00:28:38are you crazy they said they said they said i should do i should i should do what
00:28:50they want me to come out at 10 o'clock at night and leave my wife and children
00:28:56i don't care 8 15 10 o'clock what difference does it make i'm not a wind-up toy you tell my
00:29:03superiors at the office who can give me raises and promotions that if they don't like my answer
00:29:08they can go take it and shove it up their ass
00:29:11that's the best joke i've heard all year
00:29:17now what's going on
00:29:22hey hey fellas hey hey come on now come on let's just shake hands
00:29:28we'll go home and we'll oh what the hell did you hit him for for christ's sake
00:29:32what kind of a fellow are you pushes a blind man
00:29:39you
00:29:48y'all
00:29:50go home and you
00:29:53Oh, everyone's got a weakness in life, girl, you're just happy to be mine.
00:30:21Okay, I'll be right over with you, sweetheart.
00:30:32Are you sure it's a gallbladder?
00:30:38Yeah, everyone's got a weakness in life, boy, you just happen to be mine.
00:30:52And you know everyone has got a certain weakness in life.
00:31:02Your love just happens to be mine, all mine.
00:31:11Everyone has got a weakness in life.
00:31:17Girl, you just happen to be mine.
00:31:25And I know everyone has got a certain weakness in life.
00:31:33Your love just happens to be mine.
00:31:39Girl, you just happen to be mine.
00:32:09I love you.
00:33:23It's like an oven over there.
00:33:36Air conditioning must be on the blink again.
00:33:39What's that?
00:33:42She's the girl they chose for the cable car campaign.
00:33:44Oh, yes?
00:33:45Yes.
00:33:45Who is she?
00:33:48Ask the boss.
00:33:49He found her.
00:33:50He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.
00:33:53Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?
00:33:55Horseback riding?
00:33:56Who?
00:33:57Yeah!
00:33:58Help!
00:33:58Uh, ridden much?
00:34:10Yes, since I was a little boy.
00:34:12I used to teach horseback riding during extra money.
00:34:15See you later.
00:34:16See you later.
00:34:17Come on, boy.
00:34:29That's it.
00:34:31Uh, everything okay?
00:34:32Yes, yes.
00:34:33I have a pebble in my finger in the glove.
00:34:38Better to get it out now than when you're tearing along like that, you know?
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45Come on, big fella.
00:34:47I hold thunder.
00:34:49Hoi!
00:34:50Hey!
00:34:50Ha, ha, ha!
00:34:50Uh, everything is okay.
00:34:54Yeah, I was just wondering whether I should call my wife.
00:34:57Ha!
00:34:57No!
00:34:58Ha!
00:35:00Hey!
00:35:01The girl to the left is burning it!
00:35:04Yes, I just want to take a look over here for a second.
00:35:12I searched all day long, but I couldn't find that woman who was haunting me.
00:35:18Hello?
00:35:21Hello?
00:35:24How would you like to smoke the peace pipe?
00:35:27Who is this?
00:35:29Oh, you don't know me.
00:35:31I had dinner alone at La Primavera.
00:35:36It's you.
00:35:38It's you.
00:35:40I'm so sorry I wasn't there the other night.
00:35:42Please forgive me.
00:35:44My mother had a heart attack.
00:35:45I had to spend the whole night with her in the hospital.
00:35:49Oh.
00:35:50How is she?
00:35:51Better.
00:35:52Better.
00:35:52She's trotting around.
00:35:53I mean, she's walking around nicely now, but it was a terribly close call.
00:35:59Do you know Le Club at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:09Five o'clock.
00:36:10Six o'clock.
00:36:20Six o'clock.
00:36:22I hope hell you got a light.
00:36:24I hope hell got a light. Yeah, thanks. Catch you later. Yeah
00:36:54Oh
00:36:56Oh
00:37:23Art
00:37:26Family heart
00:37:52Help
00:37:54things
00:38:02One
00:38:04Three
00:38:06Two
00:38:08Three
00:38:10Two
00:38:14Three
00:38:16Nine
00:38:18Three
00:38:20Come on.
00:38:50Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:24Hello?
00:39:25Wait!
00:39:27Wait!
00:39:28Don't move.
00:39:29Don't move.
00:39:30Don't move.
00:39:31Don't move.
00:39:32Move!
00:39:33Move!
00:39:34Move!
00:39:35Go!
00:39:37Go!
00:39:38Go!
00:39:39Go!
00:39:40Go!
00:39:41Go!
00:39:43Go!
00:39:44Go!
00:39:45Go! Go! Go! We're... God! Go!
00:39:54Hello! Wait! Hello there!
00:40:03Easy, big fella. Easy!
00:40:10Steady, thunder! Steady, boy. Take it easy. Everything's under control.
00:40:15You're in no danger whatsoever. Easy does it. Don't be nervous.
00:40:20Hello there.
00:40:22Hello.
00:40:23That's a gorgeous animal you have there.
00:40:26I'm somewhat of an expert. That's a superb specimen.
00:40:30She's a beauty.
00:40:31Yes, he is nice. Thank you.
00:40:33Wait! Wait!
00:40:36Move! Move! Go!
00:40:39Right, thunder! To the right, thunder! To the right!
00:40:45Hello again!
00:40:51Mind if I ride along with you for a while?
00:40:54I don't mind.
00:40:56Fancy meeting you here.
00:40:58Do you ride very often?
00:41:00Oh, yes. Since I was a boy.
00:41:03I used to teach riding in order to earn a little extra money.
00:41:06Oh, really?
00:41:07Oh, yes.
00:41:08By the way, it's about the other night. I wanted to explain.
00:41:14What other night?
00:41:16Oh, I see. Excuse me.
00:41:20All right. Want to play it that way?
00:41:22It's all right with me. I don't mind.
00:41:24Whoops. My riding crop.
00:41:26Oh, that's all right. I'll get it.
00:41:29Say, I'm sorry, thunder. Say, I am sorry.
00:41:33Thunder is a sweet horse, but boy, is he dumb.
00:41:41I hate to be too hard on him.
00:41:43It could kill his spirit, but boy, is he silly.
00:41:48You're a silly horse.
00:41:50He's just a baby, you know.
00:41:53Here you are.
00:41:59I'm very gallant.
00:42:01I'm just...
00:42:03romantic, I guess.
00:42:09Be good this time.
00:42:11Be good.
00:42:12Don't embarrass me.
00:42:14Wait.
00:42:15Hold under.
00:42:17Hold under.
00:42:19Hold under.
00:42:21Hold under.
00:42:23Hold under.
00:42:26Hold under.
00:42:27Wait! You dropped something!
00:42:32Ah!
00:42:38Good afternoon.
00:42:39Good afternoon.
00:42:40Good afternoon.
00:42:45Good night, Ed.
00:42:46Good night, Sharon.
00:42:47Have a nice night, Mr. Pierce.
00:42:49Thank you. Same to you, Wixworth.
00:42:50Oh, wait up.
00:42:52All right.
00:42:53Good night.
00:42:53Good night.
00:42:54Good night.
00:42:55Good night.
00:42:56Oh, come on.
00:42:57Call me up later.
00:42:58I'm here.
00:43:09Oh!
00:43:21What the...
00:43:23Why, hello.
00:43:30Hello yourself.
00:43:33What a pleasant surprise.
00:43:36Well, not really.
00:43:37I just came to give you back your earring.
00:43:40What earring?
00:43:41What earring?
00:43:43I'm not sure.
00:43:44I'm not sure.
00:43:45I'm not sure.
00:43:46I'm not sure.
00:43:47I'm not sure.
00:43:48I'm not sure.
00:43:49I'm not sure.
00:43:50I'm not sure.
00:43:51What earring?
00:43:53I don't know whose it is.
00:43:54It fell out of your pocket yesterday.
00:43:56When you got off your horse,
00:43:58I decided to pick it up after you left so quickly.
00:44:01Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.
00:44:05What would I be doing with an earring?
00:44:07So, what's new?
00:44:09I'm going to be late for my dance class.
00:44:11No, wait.
00:44:13How about having dinner with me?
00:44:18Thank you, but no.
00:44:19I know this funny little place.
00:44:22It's a fun little Chinese place
00:44:25where you sit down on the floor
00:44:26and you can eat with your hands
00:44:28or chopsticks or anything you want.
00:44:31For lunch?
00:44:32No, I'm not free for lunch or dinner.
00:44:35A little snack in between?
00:44:38I'd better be going.
00:44:49What's your name?
00:45:05Theodore Pierce.
00:45:07Teddy.
00:45:08Ted.
00:45:13Tomorrow, 6 o'clock, Tulios.
00:45:15On Columbus?
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:21How old's that suit?
00:45:22This?
00:45:23I don't know.
00:45:246, 7?
00:45:258 years, maybe?
00:45:26Let's see.
00:45:32Wait!
00:45:33What's your name?
00:45:34Charlotte!
00:45:45Even longer on the pants.
00:45:50Longer on the pants?
00:45:51Thanks, honey.
00:45:52More sleeve.
00:45:54You want more sleeve than this?
00:45:56Listen to me.
00:45:57This is what I know.
00:45:58But, buddy, are you sure this style suits me?
00:46:01You want to look good at funerals?
00:46:02No, no.
00:46:03I'm just saying I want to look nice.
00:46:04Let me see you.
00:46:15What's your arm style?
00:46:16No, you're cooking with Grisco.
00:46:26Robert Redster?
00:46:27Mr. Dengillian, great news.
00:46:28I just got the latest figures from Community Affairs.
00:46:29The cable car campaign is a smash.
00:46:30All the TV stations, Channel 5, Channel 3, the newspapers, the magazines, all they're
00:46:44talking about is the reopening of the cable cars.
00:46:47It's unbelievable.
00:46:48You wouldn't believe it.
00:46:49It's better than our wildest imagination.
00:46:52We couldn't have hoped for a better campaign than what we've got right now.
00:46:56And it's due to you, sir.
00:46:58It's a wonderful tribute to the whole concept.
00:47:01You...
00:47:17Think what it is.
00:47:19I'd like to make a reservation for tonight, please.
00:47:20A double room.
00:47:21Um...
00:47:22Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.
00:47:23Let me have a look.
00:47:24I think we have that available.
00:47:25Could I have your name, please?
00:47:26Irving.
00:47:27Julius Irving.
00:47:28All right.
00:47:29Could you spell that for me, please?
00:47:30I-R-V-I...
00:47:31V-I?
00:47:32No, wait a minute.
00:47:33Yes.
00:47:34E-R-V-I-R-N-G.
00:47:35V-I-N-G.
00:47:36V-I-N-G.
00:47:37V-I-N-G.
00:47:38Is there a Mr. Theodore Pierce here?
00:47:39Mr. Pierce?
00:47:40I'm sorry nobody here by that name.
00:47:41Well, nobody's a person.
00:47:42I'm sorry I'm sorry.
00:47:46Mr. Mike.
00:47:47Uh...
00:47:48I'm not sorry.
00:47:49I'm sorry.
00:47:51I'm sorry I'm sorry.
00:47:53I'm sorry who's got this.
00:47:55I'm sorry who's got this, but...
00:47:56Hey.
00:47:57You're not a person.
00:47:58You're all a person.
00:47:59That's what you're up there.
00:48:00Well...
00:48:01Yes.
00:48:02Theodore Pierce here?
00:48:04Mr. Pierce?
00:48:05Sorry, nobody here by that name.
00:48:07Well, nobody's answering.
00:48:10All right.
00:48:12Now, wait.
00:48:13Miss Charlotte who?
00:48:15Wait, wait, hello, don't hang up, please.
00:48:17That's for me.
00:48:20Hello, Charlotte, it's Teddy.
00:48:22Where are you?
00:48:23I'm in Los Angeles.
00:48:25In Los Angeles?
00:48:26What are you doing there?
00:48:27I'm sorry, I'm working.
00:48:29I tried to phone you at the office,
00:48:31but they said you were in a meeting
00:48:32and that you couldn't be interrupted.
00:48:33Oh, no.
00:48:35So, listen, why don't you fly down?
00:48:38To Los Angeles?
00:48:39The last flight gets here at 10 p.m.
00:48:41I can meet you at the airport.
00:48:45I can't just...
00:48:46Listen, we'll spend the evening together
00:48:48and we'll be back in San Francisco
00:48:50by 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
00:48:54Hello?
00:48:56Teddy, hello?
00:49:01I don't know.
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:15What a man said to me
00:49:16and that is crap.
00:49:19You!
00:49:20I couldn't...
00:49:21Don't drive drunk
00:49:27Don't drive drunk
00:49:29Don't drive drunk
00:49:34Don't drive drunk
00:49:40Don't drive drunk
00:49:42Don't drive drunk
00:49:44Don't drive drunk
00:49:47Honey, what song is this, cutie?
00:49:50Celebration.
00:49:51Just for fun. I'm too tired to go anywhere, so I thought we'd have a little party, just you, Becky, Missy, and me. What do you think?
00:50:21Shall we have a drink?
00:50:24That would be nice.
00:50:29But take the phone off the hook.
00:50:34Would you like to make love? Now?
00:50:40Take the phone off the hook.
00:50:43Who's that?
00:50:52I don't know yet.
00:51:08It's a telegram.
00:51:11A telegram? Who for?
00:51:13For you.
00:51:14For me?
00:51:15Hmm.
00:51:16Who's that?
00:51:18It's from the office.
00:51:20All right, all right. Stop the kidding now.
00:51:23No, it's no joke.
00:51:25You must attend the Transport Symposium in San Diego. Stop.
00:51:29Big press coverage. Stop.
00:51:31Tickets at airport, 8.30 flight. Stop.
00:51:34Return San Francisco tomorrow. Stop.
00:51:37Russell Lowry.
00:51:40No.
00:51:46No.
00:51:48No.
00:51:48No.
00:51:49No.
00:51:49No.
00:51:50No.
00:51:50No.
00:51:51No.
00:51:51No.
00:51:52No.
00:51:53No.
00:51:53I'm not going.
00:51:55Teddy?
00:51:56I'm not going.
00:51:57No.
00:51:59No.
00:52:01No!
00:52:02No!
00:52:03I am not going!
00:52:05How can you say no?
00:52:06Easy.
00:52:07No.
00:52:08You see that?
00:52:08That's not so difficult, is it?
00:52:10I'm not going.
00:52:11I don't care if they fire me.
00:52:12I'm not leaving my wife and kids.
00:52:14Don't act like a child.
00:52:15Hey!
00:52:18Hey!
00:52:19Hey!
00:52:19Hey!
00:52:22Hey!
00:52:23Hold the blade!
00:52:25Hold it!
00:52:27Let's do it!
00:52:28Hold it!
00:52:37Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descending to Los Angeles.
00:52:41Please fasten your seatbelts.
00:52:43Extinguish all smoking materials.
00:52:45Finished with your drink show.
00:52:46And make sure that your seatbelts and tray tables are in their upright residence.
00:52:48What's your name?
00:52:50Harley.
00:52:51That's a lovely name.
00:52:53Thanks very much, Polly.
00:53:04Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just informed me that L.A. airport is closed due
00:53:13to heavy fog.
00:53:14Oh, great.
00:53:15We will be landing in San Diego, where you will receive further instructions once we're on
00:53:19the ground.
00:53:20This is a coil egg.
00:53:20I just called to say, I love you, yeah.
00:53:28I just called to say how much I care about it.
00:53:37I just called to say, I love you.
00:53:44Hello?
00:53:45Oh, hi, honey.
00:53:48I was running from outside.
00:53:51I heard the phone ringing.
00:53:53Oh, no, no.
00:53:55It's okay.
00:53:56Go ahead.
00:53:59I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.
00:54:05Well, don't worry about me, honey.
00:54:06I have to study anyway.
00:54:09Shelly, please get out of my bedroom.
00:54:11Are you afraid?
00:54:16What?
00:54:17Uh, Teddy, why are you giving me all these details?
00:54:23I am going to scream.
00:54:24So will I.
00:54:26Of course you're in San Diego.
00:54:27Where else would you be?
00:54:29I am going to tell your mother.
00:54:30She already knows.
00:54:33What?
00:54:35You're crazy.
00:54:36I want to marry you.
00:54:37Oh.
00:54:40Uh, yes, there's plenty of food.
00:54:42Don't worry about me.
00:54:44Shelly!
00:54:45Of course I miss you.
00:54:47Uh, me too.
00:54:49I love you.
00:54:51Me too.
00:54:53Me too.
00:54:54Shelly!
00:54:55I love you.
00:54:56Bye-bye.
00:54:58Oh.
00:54:59Are you going to finish the game or not?
00:55:04You got any Hershey bars?
00:55:06I just gone to say I love you.
00:55:14While Dee Dee was waiting for me in San Francisco,
00:55:17Charlotte was waiting in Los Angeles.
00:55:20Two women waiting for me in the middle of the night.
00:55:25Crazy as it seems,
00:55:26I had adventure in my life.
00:55:31And I need you from the bottom of my heart.
00:55:45Surprise and surprises.
00:55:47Next day, Joey's wife came back with the kids.
00:55:50And the furniture.
00:55:51Why she suddenly forgave him.
00:55:59Nobody knew.
00:56:10Eric?
00:56:12Is there an Eric?
00:56:13Eric?
00:56:13Is there an Eric?
00:56:13Is there an Eric?
00:56:13Is there an Eric?
00:56:15Is there an Eric?
00:56:17The next couple of days were full of surprises.
00:56:34Hello, Ted.
00:56:36I just wanted to say good morning and have a lovely day.
00:56:39Hello.
00:56:53Hello.
00:56:55Hello.
00:56:55How are you?
00:56:56the best surprise of all was a phone call from charlotte just when i thought i might never see
00:57:14her again she called to find out if i got back all right from san diego
00:57:20during our 35 minute stroll i realized i was still in a deep fog
00:57:26here you go the only unpleasant surprise was that in two days joe was back in form
00:57:35scared well i mean at two o'clock in the morning you could fool me what's the problem you go over
00:57:40you get in the bed you see dr schumacher oh excuse me dr schumacher i felt a chill coming on i thought
00:57:44i better get under the cover hey you guys want to play some checkers miss miss you know i can buy
00:57:51some checkers come on that's embarrassing i'm gonna move to play a little game if you have
00:57:55some time i'm very good really oh yeah right sure oh she wasn't wearing a bra did you see that see
00:58:03where they bounced you kill for that teddy you kill for a little bit i didn't notice that she wasn't
00:58:09wearing a bra you're weird teddy i looked at her good you're weird he's a weird guy yeah did you
00:58:14notice that she didn't have a bra i what do i notice i see it every day
00:58:22you poor
00:58:44you
00:58:52you
00:58:54you
00:58:56you
00:59:06you
00:59:08you
00:59:10you
00:59:14you
00:59:16you
00:59:18you
00:59:20you
00:59:42you
00:59:44you
00:59:46you
01:00:12you
01:00:14you
01:00:16you
01:00:42you
01:00:44you
01:00:46that's your best joke
01:00:55you'll be all right it just takes time
01:01:08you want to see something look at this thing i feel silly what if i had a date you won't have a date
01:01:14i know i said what if i had a date i know i said that i said what if i had a date if you have
01:01:20a date i'll be your chauffeur
01:01:23i have a date to be a date on your friends you know i had a date on the date on the date on the date
01:01:31back and i said and i told you if i could get him his new car by tonight i'd be his chauffeur
01:01:34tonight, I'd be his chauffeur.
01:01:37So where are we going?
01:01:39We're going to Mama Dell's.
01:01:41Going on your first date to your grandmother's?
01:01:44No, you silly.
01:01:46Charlotte and I made this date, and I remembered it was Mama Dell's birthday,
01:01:50so I called her up just to say hello, and I found out she's gonna be all alone tonight on her 85th birthday.
01:01:54We just dropped by for five minutes, that's all.
01:01:57Just to have a glass of champagne, but I'd feel terrible because I know it would mean so much to her.
01:02:01You don't mind, do you?
01:02:03You don't feel concerned at all, uh, that, uh...
01:02:09What?
01:02:11No, I'm just saying, you know, and I'm worried...
01:02:15Didi?
01:02:17Didi and Mama Dell don't even talk to each other.
01:02:20Oh, okay.
01:02:24Who's Didi?
01:02:26Didi?
01:02:32Who's Didi?
01:02:38Didi...
01:02:44Didi is, uh...
01:02:46Didi is, uh...
01:02:47Didi is, uh...
01:02:48Didi is, um...
01:02:49Didi is Teddy's other grandmother.
01:02:53Oh.
01:02:55Funny woman.
01:02:56Can't mention her name, but it makes you laugh.
01:02:59What? I kid her.
01:03:01Didi.
01:03:02Didi.
01:03:08Will you do me a favor and come up for three minutes, buddy?
01:03:10Oh.
01:03:11She loves you.
01:03:12Just come up for two minutes and have a glass of champagne.
01:03:14Okay, okay.
01:03:15I'll just come up sail and give her a kiss, but I can't stay, honestly.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:18All right, I'll see you in two minutes.
01:03:19Uh...
01:03:20Driver, you can't park here.
01:03:21Oh, come on, pal.
01:03:22Don't give me a hard time.
01:03:23I'm just gonna be a couple of minutes.
01:03:24I'm not giving you a hard time.
01:03:25You either move the car or I call the police.
01:03:27Go ahead, up.
01:03:28I'll be up at home.
01:03:29All right, I'll see you in a little while.
01:03:30All right, go ahead.
01:03:45You look beautiful tonight.
01:03:50You smell very good.
01:03:51What is it?
01:03:52Sandalwood.
01:03:53Don't worry.
01:03:54We don't have to stay alone.
01:03:55She'll understand.
01:03:56What are you, Teddy?
01:03:57Mama Dell.
01:03:58Come in, honey.
01:03:59What's going on here?
01:04:00Are you trying to save on the electricity bills?
01:04:03Mama Dell?
01:04:04I'd like you to meet it.
01:04:06Happy birthday to you.
01:04:09Happy birthday to you.
01:04:11Happy birthday to you.
01:04:14Happy birthday, dear Teddy.
01:04:18Happy birthday to you.
01:04:21Happy birthday to you.
01:04:22Well, how do you like that?
01:04:27I don't believe it.
01:04:29Why?
01:04:30Oh, no.
01:04:31Gilbert, what are you doing here?
01:04:33What are you doing here?
01:04:34You're in Arizona.
01:04:35Happy birthday, class.
01:04:36But today is my birthday.
01:04:37Tomorrow's my birthday.
01:04:38Ain't no surprise tomorrow.
01:04:39What's this guy doing up so late?
01:04:40Stetsi, what are you doing up so late?
01:04:42It's Steven now.
01:04:43No more Stetsi.
01:04:44All right, no more Stetsi.
01:04:45Happy birthday, honey.
01:04:47Thank you, baby.
01:04:48Thank you very much.
01:04:49You devil woman.
01:04:51Happy birthday.
01:04:52What are you doing to me?
01:04:53Oh, you should have seen the look on your face.
01:04:55You know why?
01:04:56Because it's supposed to be your birthday.
01:04:58Dee Dee.
01:04:59Happy birthday, sweetheart.
01:05:01Happy birthday, Daddy.
01:05:02My little baby.
01:05:03Happy birthday, Daddy.
01:05:04Another little baby.
01:05:05Daddy, you smell good.
01:05:07How good?
01:05:10I didn't...
01:05:11Did I introduce you?
01:05:12Dee Dee.
01:05:13Well, let me introduce you.
01:05:16Uh, I was just so overwhelmed.
01:05:19I'd like you to meet, uh...
01:05:21This is...
01:05:23Everybody, please say hello.
01:05:26You know, you really caught me off guard, you silly people.
01:05:30No, honestly, you did.
01:05:32You're silly.
01:05:33You're just silly people.
01:05:35Anyway, you know, I do want you to say hello.
01:05:39I want you to meet...
01:05:40Where's Mama Adele?
01:05:41Where's that girl?
01:05:42Oh!
01:05:43Oh!
01:05:44Oh!
01:05:45Dee Dee!
01:05:46Dee!
01:05:47Hello, darling.
01:05:48Hello.
01:05:49Oh, sweetie.
01:05:50Hello, kid.
01:05:51Hello, darling.
01:05:52Hey, kid.
01:05:53Hey!
01:05:54You lost your wager.
01:05:55You're looking great.
01:05:56I didn't know it was a party.
01:05:57Oh, buddy.
01:05:58He didn't know you were coming.
01:05:59I'm not coming.
01:06:00I mean, I'm coming.
01:06:01I can't stay.
01:06:02I can't.
01:06:03I just want to go by.
01:06:04Oh, happy birthday, sweetheart.
01:06:06Aw.
01:06:07Hi.
01:06:08Did you say hello, Charlotte?
01:06:11Hello.
01:06:12This is my sweetheart, Mama Adele.
01:06:14This is my sweetheart.
01:06:15I love you, girl.
01:06:17Hello, Charlotte.
01:06:19Sit down, Charlotte.
01:06:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:21We can't stay.
01:06:22No, no, no.
01:06:23We've got tickets to a cart.
01:06:24Just two minutes.
01:06:25She's crazy about music.
01:06:26What can I tell you?
01:06:27No, she's a stickler for being honest.
01:06:28She's trying to reform...
01:06:29No, darling.
01:06:30We can't.
01:06:31It's a family party.
01:06:32Everybody.
01:06:33Have a good family.
01:06:34Happy birthday, Teddy.
01:06:35I'll give you your present tomorrow.
01:06:36Honestly.
01:06:37Goodbye, Mama Adele.
01:06:38Happy birthday.
01:06:39Say goodbye.
01:06:40Goodbye, darling.
01:06:41Goodbye.
01:06:42Say goodbye, Charlotte.
01:06:43Goodbye.
01:06:44Goodbye.
01:06:45Goodbye.
01:06:46All right.
01:06:47Goodbye.
01:06:48Goodbye, everybody.
01:06:49Goodbye, Teddy.
01:06:50Come on.
01:06:51Yeah, Daddy.
01:06:52Hurry up.
01:06:53Hold it.
01:06:54Hold it.
01:06:55Hold it.
01:06:56Hold it.
01:06:57I'm all right there.
01:06:58Bye, sweetheart.
01:06:59Thanks for everything.
01:07:00Bye, kind.
01:07:01See you tomorrow.
01:07:02Bye, honey.
01:07:03Bye, honey.
01:07:04Bye, honey.
01:07:05Bye, honey.
01:07:06Bye, honey.
01:07:07Bye, honey.
01:07:08Bye, honey.
01:07:09Bye, honey.
01:07:10Bye, honey.
01:07:11Bye-bye.
01:07:12Bye-bye.
01:07:13Bye.
01:07:14Come back, too.
01:07:15Now, I told you...
01:07:16Do not stay up late.
01:07:17Let me watch this one show.
01:07:18No, no, no, no.
01:07:19If it's cotton, and if it's blue, you can't go warm.
01:07:22Now, don't go neurotic on me.
01:07:24I love that friend.
01:07:25Teddy.
01:07:26Teddy.
01:07:27I'm really sorry.
01:07:28I know it's your birthday.
01:07:29I hate to come burning in the middle of your celebration and everything.
01:07:30What?
01:07:31Say it?
01:07:32He's flipped out.
01:07:33I think he's gonna kill himself.
01:07:34Who?
01:07:35I don't know who you're talking about.
01:07:36Joey.
01:07:37She left him.
01:07:38I don't know why.
01:07:39Just bam, she walked out.
01:07:40I don't know what happened.
01:07:41Where is he?
01:07:42I'm sorry.
01:07:43I'm really sorry.
01:07:44Teddy's like the voice of reason.
01:07:45But it's terrible.
01:07:46I'm terrible with this kind of stuff.
01:07:47Oh, Michael, man.
01:07:48Joey, I'm right here.
01:07:49Will you talk to me?
01:07:50Teddy, so I gotta kill her.
01:07:52Joey, calm down.
01:07:53Don't leave me alone so I can kill her.
01:07:55Joey.
01:07:56I gotta kill her.
01:07:57I gotta kill her.
01:07:58Come here.
01:07:59I gotta kill her.
01:08:00Calm down.
01:08:01Just calm down.
01:08:02Joey, it'll be all right.
01:08:03Take it easy, you stupid bastards.
01:08:05Take it easy.
01:08:06Easy.
01:08:07Easy.
01:08:08I'm done.
01:08:09Calm down.
01:08:10I'm finished.
01:08:11Teddy, should I go home?
01:08:14Yes.
01:08:15What?
01:08:16Yes.
01:08:17Go home.
01:08:18It's okay.
01:08:19It's okay.
01:08:20Do you have a key?
01:08:21Yes.
01:08:22Get the kids out of here.
01:08:24Come on.
01:08:25All right.
01:08:26Girls, come on.
01:08:27I'll be there in a minute.
01:08:28Girls, I'm done with.
01:08:29She took my kids again, Teddy.
01:08:30It'll be all right, Joe.
01:08:31Why did she take my kids again?
01:08:33I don't know.
01:08:34It'll be all right tomorrow.
01:08:35Get in the car.
01:08:36Buddy, get in the driver's seat.
01:08:37My kids.
01:08:38Get in the car.
01:08:39Shut up there, man.
01:08:40Up yours, you have my heart on.
01:08:42Let me get that chick ahead.
01:09:00Joey, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.
01:09:04No, Teddy.
01:09:05I want to tell you something.
01:09:07Mmm.
01:09:08Happy birthday to you.
01:09:10No.
01:09:11Happy birthday to you.
01:09:12Happy birthday to you.
01:09:13Happy birthday to me.
01:09:14Happy birthday, Teddy.
01:09:15Happy birthday to you.
01:09:16Happy birthday, Teddy.
01:09:17Happy birthday to you.
01:09:19Happy birthday to you.
01:09:20Your babies, your little babies, you're the biggest assholes I've ever seen in
01:09:25my life.
01:09:26Wait a minute.
01:09:27We never said we were an assholes.
01:09:28I never said I was an assholes.
01:09:29What the hell are we doing?
01:09:30Where are we going?
01:09:31Will somebody tell me that?
01:09:32Somebody wants to see you.
01:09:33She wants to see you.
01:09:35She's modeling from midnight till dawn.
01:09:38And she wants you for breakfast.
01:09:42What am I supposed to say to her?
01:09:44You say to her, hello, angel face, you want to see my goods.
01:09:47Get out of here. She wants you. Move it.
01:09:49It was her idea. Ask Buddy.
01:09:51She likes you. Go, Fig.
01:09:53What are you talking about? Look at that face. Look at those eyes.
01:09:55Look at the nose, the way it sparkles.
01:09:57What more could you want in a guy, right, Mikey?
01:09:59How am I supposed to know? Ask Buddy.
01:10:01Screw Buddy. I can go for him myself
01:10:03if he just shave his legs like I keep telling him.
01:10:05Shave him!
01:10:07Happy birthday, Teddy.
01:10:09Happy birthday, pal.
01:10:10Hey, Teddy! Teddy!
01:10:11Wait a minute. Come here a second.
01:10:13Look, really, in all seriousness,
01:10:15don't get your dick caught in your zipper.
01:10:17You got no taste!
01:10:19Taste? Who wants taste?
01:10:21With none of my Charlie the Tuna? Get out of here!
01:10:23Let's go get some action.
01:10:25We're running out of laughs over here.
01:10:27Let's go to the opera and drop my pants.
01:10:29Tender, warm and serene
01:10:33Are the words that might come
01:10:37Close to having
01:10:39Remembrance of the feelings
01:10:43That we can no longer have
01:10:47Mighty, shining and clear
01:10:57All the mere expressions
01:11:01That don't come near
01:11:03To the everglowing
01:11:07Eminence of light
01:11:09Eminence of light in our eyes
01:11:11Tonight
01:11:15Cause moments are moments
01:11:19Until they are moments
01:11:21Like this magic moment
01:11:23Like this magic moment
01:11:25Of ours
01:11:27And magic's not magic
01:11:31Until it is magic
01:11:33Like magical love
01:11:35In our hearts
01:11:37Feeling we're dear
01:11:39Feeling we're dear
01:11:41Loving
01:11:43Gentle
01:11:47Quiet
01:11:51So soft
01:11:53All the winds of love
01:11:55And hands in the sun
01:11:57To an ever splendor
01:11:59To an ever splendor
01:12:01Unknown
01:12:03To all
01:12:04In our time
01:12:05Now listen here teddy bear
01:12:13Four weeks ago
01:12:15I met a cute
01:12:17Available
01:12:18Old fashioned guy
01:12:19Who liked horse riding
01:12:21In one month
01:12:25You got married
01:12:27You had two daughters
01:12:29And you can't ride a horse
01:12:31To save your life
01:12:35Don't stare at your shoes
01:12:36Look at me
01:12:37Because since tonight
01:12:39I want you more
01:12:41Than I ever wanted
01:12:43Any other man
01:12:47Can you tell me why?
01:12:49I don't know
01:13:19You've been dreaming about this
01:13:21For a long time
01:13:22Haven't you?
01:13:27This isn't a dream anymore
01:13:29This is really happening
01:13:31Baby, let's just take off our clothes
01:13:37And get naked
01:13:38Though my head's two toes
01:13:43There's nothing
01:13:44That we can't share
01:13:48Till you drop down on well
01:13:54Baby, won't you take off them clothes
01:13:58Let's do it
01:14:00Let's do it
01:14:01Toe to toe
01:14:04I said
01:14:05Baby, let's take off the clothes
01:14:08So, where do you want to break the ice?
01:14:11Here or in bed?
01:14:12Well, let's see
01:14:13I don't mind really
01:14:14This is nice here
01:14:15Bed is good
01:14:16Bed might be comfortable
01:14:17But
01:14:18Lots of interesting chairs
01:14:19And stools
01:14:20Couches
01:14:21Come on, let's go to bed
01:14:22Come on, let's go to bed
01:14:26Lots of interesting chairs and stools, couches.
01:14:30Come on, let's go to bed.
01:14:53It's a water bed.
01:14:56This should be fun.
01:14:58Wait a minute, are you coming to bed with your shoes and socks?
01:15:02Oh, sorry.
01:15:04Let's go.
01:15:06Let's go.
01:15:07Let's go.
01:15:08Let's go.
01:15:10Let's go.
01:15:12We don't want to start a fire.
01:15:20They landed on the lamp.
01:15:34Would you mind taking them off?
01:15:39Sorry.
01:15:39Let's go.
01:15:41Let's go.
01:15:42Let's go.
01:15:45Let's go.
01:15:47Let's go.
01:15:49WHISTLE BLOWS
01:16:19Come and get it, cowboy.
01:16:36Hello?
01:16:37Charlotte?
01:16:41Charlotte?
01:16:44Yes?
01:16:50What is it?
01:16:52Nothing. My husband's downstairs.
01:16:54Your husband?
01:16:55Yeah, hurry up, hurry up. Come on, get dressed.
01:16:58What do you mean, hurry up, hurry up? What husband?
01:17:00Oh, please hurry up. He wasn't due back until Friday.
01:17:03But it's only Wednesday.
01:17:05Yeah, you wanna ask him why? He's six foot two and he's an airline pilot.
01:17:08If he finds you here, he's gonna kill you. Get dressed.
01:17:11Yes!
01:17:12Yes!
01:17:13Yes!
01:17:14I don't care.
01:17:17I've always had to come out.
01:17:22Oh, God, right?
01:17:23It's...
01:17:24My body.
01:17:26Hi, here.
01:17:32No!
01:17:37This is...
01:17:39What are you doing in my husband's robe?
01:17:52I'm not going to get caught half-dressed.
01:17:54This is silly. Why play games?
01:17:55I'll talk to him man-to-man, that's all.
01:17:57Are you crazy? He's going to tear your balls apart.
01:18:00What are you doing? Where are we going?
01:18:02Quickly, get outside.
01:18:04This is a window.
01:18:04Yes, I know. It's a window. It's either this or the door.
01:18:07You must be joking.
01:18:08That's a hundred feet down there.
01:18:10Please, I won't be very long.
01:18:11Oh, come on, Charlotte.
01:18:13Please, I won't be long. He's probably got a taxi waiting.
01:18:15He never stays. Look, just stand out.
01:18:17Just stand out on the ledge.
01:18:19Please, quickly, don't worry. It's safe.
01:18:22Oh, God.
01:18:22Just wait for me there.
01:18:25Jesus.
01:18:38I'm coming, darling.
01:18:47I'm coming, darling.
01:21:21Stand by, counting down, five, four, three, two, one, you're on.
01:21:27Good morning.
01:21:28This is Marvin Cosper, Channel 5 News.
01:21:31Shortly after dawn this morning, a man was discovered on the ledge of a ninth floor knob hill apartment building.
01:21:37The identity of the man is not yet known.
01:21:39The police have arrived and the fire department suicide team, plus a substantial crowd.
01:21:44All of us waiting here in the small cart yard below are very unclear as to what the man's motives are.
01:21:52He appears relaxed.
01:21:54In fact, he's seated on a small windowsill right now, especially a cigarette.
01:21:58But he looks disturbed by all the attention he's getting, as he hides his face and waves the crowd away.
01:22:04The police are more concerned with controlling the crowd who are now calling for the man to jump.
01:22:08The question being asked here today is whether this man does or does not want to commit suicide.
01:22:13Oh, dear.
01:22:18One, two, three.
01:22:22It'll be all right!
01:22:24We'll catch you!
01:22:31Okay, go, go, go, go, go, stop, go, stop.
01:22:33Die!
01:22:35Die!
01:22:36Die!
01:22:44Oh, baby.
01:22:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:22:49Oh, oh.
01:22:55Oh.
01:22:58Ah, yes.
01:23:00Yes!
01:23:02Oh.
01:23:06What the hell am I doing?
01:23:09I have a wonderful wife.
01:23:12John! John!
01:23:15I could have thrown my whole life away.
01:23:18And for what?
01:23:19A piece of ass.
01:23:36What's that girl doing?
01:23:38What is she doing? Taking more pictures?
01:23:41Oh, no. Give me a break.
01:23:44She is cute, though.
01:23:46Look at those legs.
01:23:48Hey! Come on now, stop it.
01:23:50None of that stuff.
01:23:51I made a mistake, I learned my lesson,
01:23:54and I will never do it again.
01:24:06You're the angel sent from heaven above.
01:24:09It's you.
01:24:12Nobody else will tell me so.
01:24:15It's you.
01:24:19You're the angel sent from heaven above.
01:24:21But me, for you, and you, for you.
01:24:29If only I had not waited, I would have made the wrong one.
01:24:34If only I had not waited, my life would be undone.
01:24:42If only I had not waited, I would have made the wrong one.
01:24:48If only I had not waited for you.
01:24:52I just want to say I love you.
01:25:14I just want to say how much I care about you.
01:25:23I just want to say I love you.
01:25:31I just want to say how much I care about you.
01:25:45I just want to say how much I care about you.
01:25:57I just want to say how much I care about you.
01:26:01I just want to say I love you.
01:26:05And I need it from the bottom of my heart.
01:26:12Oh, my heart.
01:26:16Oh, my heart.
01:26:18I just want to say I love you.
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