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00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:00Okay. Give me a beat.
00:01:03What kind of beat?
00:01:04Like chill? Like hardcore?
00:01:06Yeah, hard. Like old school.
00:01:10Yo.
00:01:11Yo.
00:01:13Yo, yo.
00:01:14Yo.
00:01:15Chilling on the beach and it's winter break.
00:01:18We stay hot in the sunshine.
00:01:20No shirts, no shoes, no snitches.
00:01:24That's what Santa brought me for Christmas.
00:01:27Step to my crew.
00:01:28You have to be nuts.
00:01:30Passing the mic to my little man Peanut.
00:01:32Me?
00:01:33Yeah, you got this.
00:01:35Go Peanut, go Peanut.
00:01:38Go, go, go, go.
00:01:40I am Peanut.
00:01:42I am Peanut.
00:01:43I am P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P.
00:01:46Hey Peanut, it has to rhyme.
00:01:49Peanut rhymes with peanut.
00:01:52Yeah, I mean, keep practicing.
00:01:53Eww! Look at this! It's like a dead jellyfish or something that washed up on the beach!
00:02:00What was that? I bet it was a monkey. Like a monkey they did tests on at a shampoo company and its hair fell out and its legs fell off.
00:02:30I think it was a guy in a costume, and it was a construction guy, and that's how he dug the hole.
00:02:36That was crazy! I bet we could flush it out.
00:02:39Yo! It's gonna bite you. You'll get friggin' rabies.
00:02:43Billy can probably reach down there. Yo, Billy! Come here!
00:02:47Nah, I'm gonna do a little work. There's an easy pickup down the road. $7 tip. Only like 20 minutes.
00:02:54Oh! You're doing the pizza boy thing again!
00:02:58Uh, yeah. It's not always pizza. It's a flexible delivery partnership.
00:03:03I get to be my own boss. I get mad tips. It's tight.
00:03:06So lame. Alright, get that money!
00:03:09Yo, have you talked to Billy lately? Like, what's up with him?
00:03:14Well, he's gotta work. We're in a recession.
00:03:17Peanut, you might be too young to understand this, but it's not about the recession.
00:03:22Ever since Billy turned 16, he's been mad different. Like, he drops out of school, all of a sudden he's Mr. Working Man. Like, too mature for us.
00:03:30I think he still likes us, cause he said he's gonna let me use his wheels when I'm five feet tall.
00:03:35Peanut, no offense. You're never gonna be five feet tall.
00:03:43You know, his swag way is really cool.
00:03:48Obviously, it's really cool.
00:03:52Mula, mula, mula.
00:03:59Christmas is behind us. Q1 is around the corner.
00:04:02With a new cycle, there's always an energy shift.
00:04:05And that means one thing, more money.
00:04:08Everything has a vibration, including money.
00:04:11And I can show you how to channel those vibrations into beautiful dollars.
00:04:15Let's set goals. Let's talk Rezzies.
00:04:19Leave a comment. What are your new year's resolutions?
00:04:21Leave a comment. What are your new year's resolutions?
00:04:25The theme song is about to make it fun.
00:04:28I'll see you next time.
00:04:29We'll be in the next few notes.
00:04:31This is gonna be the end of the course.
00:04:33I'm on our next one.
00:04:35And there is one thing for us.
00:04:36And I'll see you next time.
00:04:37Let's see you next time.
00:04:38I'll see you next time.
00:04:39I'll see you next time.
00:04:40Take care.
00:04:41Bye.
00:04:42Bye.
00:04:44I'll see you next time.
00:04:46I'll see you next time.
00:04:48Oh, good morning, Ruth.
00:05:13Looking sprightly.
00:05:15Hello, Boris.
00:05:16Staying out of trouble, I hope.
00:05:17Oh, Patricia, you get a good night's sleep.
00:05:22Well, don't just stand there.
00:05:25Grubster delivery?
00:05:27Casa Huevos?
00:05:28I'm living in a Casa Huevos.
00:05:30I've got more Huevos than Casa at this point.
00:05:33Look around you.
00:05:35Okay, so is this your food?
00:05:38Is this 87 Coral Drive?
00:05:39Oh, here we go again.
00:05:41I've written to the city about this for years.
00:05:44There are four 87 Coral Drives.
00:05:47Mine was first, not that anyone asked.
00:05:51The app sent me to this one.
00:05:53I'm going to mark the order as delivered.
00:05:55Will you take the food?
00:05:57Oh, I never get delivery.
00:05:59I will take the food for compost, if you take some of these eggs off my hands.
00:06:04Those aren't eggs.
00:06:07I think they're from the mini golf place up the street.
00:06:11Whatever they are, they're all yours.
00:06:14I don't golf.
00:06:15I don't care if you golf.
00:06:16Who asked?
00:06:18People come around here and want to tell you their whole life story.
00:06:23Ma'am, what's the best way to get back to civilization?
00:06:25There's a trail down at the end of the road that pops onto the highway.
00:06:29It's tricky, though.
00:06:30One wrong move and you'll be up to your neck in swamp goo.
00:06:34That's fine.
00:06:35I don't make wrong moves.
00:06:36Thanks for grubbing with Grubster.
00:06:38Have a grubby day.
00:06:39Funny little man.
00:06:43Reminds me of you, Boris.
00:06:45Very focused.
00:06:47But it's all that focus.
00:06:48Oh, oh, hey, no!
00:06:50Oh, it's too early in the day for this!
00:06:54Shoo!
00:06:55Shoo!
00:07:05You lost?
00:07:07No.
00:07:07I've got food here for Rosario Dolphin.
00:07:11Sorry, it's grub.
00:07:14Rosie.
00:07:15Uh, alright.
00:07:20Uh, she's in Greenhouse 4.
00:07:23Follow the signs.
00:07:23Well, that smells disgusting.
00:07:39Tastes like heaven.
00:07:56Tastes like honey.
00:07:59Tastes like piles, piles, piles, piles of money.
00:08:11Tastes like piles, piles, piles of money.
00:08:13Time going by.
00:08:15Time going by.
00:08:20Things grow and die.
00:08:26Day after Christmas.
00:08:28Day after Christmas.
00:08:31Day after Christmas.
00:08:33My winter citrus.
00:08:37Tastes like heaven.
00:08:40Tastes like honey.
00:08:41Tastes like honey.
00:08:43Tastes like pile, pile, pile, pile of money.
00:08:59Tastes like honey.
00:09:00Tastes like drinking water.
00:09:07Tastes like honey.
00:09:07Tastes like honey.
00:09:08Tastes like honey.
00:09:09Tastes like honey.
00:09:11Tastes like honey.
00:09:11Hey Mike, will you hand me a watering can?
00:09:14Oh, you're not Mike.
00:09:17I'm, I'm filling in.
00:09:18Mike fell into a ditch and broke his legs.
00:09:20Oh my god, what ditch?
00:09:25I do not know why I said that
00:09:27I'm supposed to give this food to Rosario Dolphin
00:09:30Word, that's me
00:09:32I'm going by Rosebud now, with a Z
00:09:35Okay, Rosebud, we had math class together
00:09:40I was a freshman and you were a senior
00:09:42Oh, you grew your hair out
00:09:45Your, um, Billy 5000, the human caterpillar
00:09:50The human calculator, yeah
00:09:52Right
00:09:53Cool wheels
00:09:55You're a junior now
00:09:58What's the square root of 218?
00:10:05Well, actually, I dropped out recently
00:10:06Do you remember my sister Gail?
00:10:08I'm actually living in her garage
00:10:11But to answer your question, it's 14.7648141805
00:10:16It just keeps going
00:10:17I'm down with it
00:10:18Reject the educational hierarchy
00:10:19That's what I did
00:10:21Came here straight out of high school
00:10:23Okay, but isn't your mom Dr. Dolphin?
00:10:27Don't remind me
00:10:28I'm next in line to be Dr. Dolphin
00:10:32Yeah
00:10:33So, so how does that reject, uh
00:10:35I'm gonna break the cycle
00:10:37Taking this place down from the inside
00:10:38By not doing any work
00:10:41I got the perfect setup here
00:10:45The grounds are so big, nobody can keep track of me
00:10:48I try to look busy in front of my supervisor, like, three times a day
00:10:52Rest of the time, I'm commuting with nature, eating fruit
00:10:56You like fruit, 5,000?
00:11:01Yeah, some fruits
00:11:03I'm not supposed to show anyone this
00:11:07Come on
00:11:08This is the experimental wing
00:11:14My mom is obsessed with these new cultivars
00:11:18Hybrids
00:11:19Honestly, okay
00:11:22She's kind of a genius
00:11:24Lunar Satsuma
00:11:27It grows in soil from a crushed up moon rock
00:11:31She paid half a million dollars for in the 90s
00:11:34Grapefruit Orange Combo
00:11:36It's designed for cocktails
00:11:38Cube Tangerine
00:11:41I think it's easier to ship these
00:11:43This one's my favorite
00:11:46Oh
00:11:46It looks like mold, but look closer
00:11:49Each of these little blue dots
00:11:51Is its own special miniature fruit
00:11:53That can only grow on a host lemon
00:11:56Oh
00:11:57Rosie?
00:12:00T-Bone
00:12:00I was looking for you
00:12:02No, you weren't
00:12:04The doctor is expecting you
00:12:06We are on track to be five minutes late
00:12:08But I can minimize the damage
00:12:10Excuse me
00:12:14Oh, not in my way
00:12:15Cut
00:12:15Ah, excuse me
00:12:18I'm sorry to bother you, doctor
00:12:19But we're ready, doctor
00:12:20Hello, team
00:12:33As you know, my daughter has been studying cultivation
00:12:37Today, she will demonstrate her knowledge
00:12:41I only wish I could be there in person
00:12:43But, well
00:12:44You understand
00:12:46Rosario, let's begin
00:12:48Mom, it's not Rosario anymore
00:12:50It's Rosebud
00:12:51This again
00:12:53We'll have to print a new ID tag
00:12:55Make sure they get the Z
00:12:56We'll discuss later
00:12:58There are 100 oranges in front of you
00:13:01Your task is to select the best one for propagation
00:13:04Laser focus
00:13:08Remember the four S's
00:13:10Okay
00:13:11Okay
00:13:11Looking for
00:13:13Shape
00:13:14Size
00:13:15Saturation
00:13:17And
00:13:19Skin
00:13:22Don't help her
00:13:24I knew that
00:13:26Skin
00:13:26Um
00:13:27This one
00:13:30Are you telling me?
00:13:31Or are you asking me?
00:13:33Uh
00:13:34I'm telling you?
00:13:37In that case, you are lying
00:13:38Credit where it's due
00:13:40This is one of the better oranges in the batch
00:13:42Looks like an 85 out of 100
00:13:45Yet
00:13:45Yet
00:13:46From this sample size
00:13:48We would expect to find a better specimen
00:13:51What is that?
00:13:52It's throwing off my sensors
00:13:54It's onion rings?
00:13:56Oh no no no no no no no no no
00:13:57I've been working all morning
00:13:59I needed grub
00:14:00The protocol, dear
00:14:01Outside contaminants
00:14:03Please take it to the break room
00:14:04Because we are done here
00:14:07Message from PYL Logistics
00:14:11Regarding shipment delays
00:14:13Can you turn that off, please?
00:14:15A promising performance, Doctor
00:14:17T-Bone, don't sugarcoat it
00:14:19She has no interest in taking over the company
00:14:22She was such a promising child! So obedient! What went wrong?
00:14:27I can crunch the numbers on that.
00:14:28When I was her age, I had already released a chart-topping hit. Do you remember?
00:14:33Who could forget? The Grand Grapefruit Cocktail.
00:14:36You had a knack for a doctor. The family gift.
00:14:39And mind you, this was at a time when hybrids were completely out of fashion.
00:14:45Over 20 million cartons sold.
00:14:52There it is.
00:14:59Oh! Size, 44 centimeters.
00:15:03Shape, 97% topographic uniformity.
00:15:07Saturation, nearly full. Skin?
00:15:10No visible defects.
00:15:12Doc, that's uh...
00:15:14A 95. Run the numbers yourself if you want, but I'm sure of it. Let's propagate.
00:15:22Leave me alone with this specimen for a moment. Juice the rest.
00:15:26We better hope for you.
00:15:28Went to camp later.
00:15:32Couple.
00:15:38When did you come back again?
00:15:42Who wrote?
00:15:43Thank you...
00:15:44I was Gill and I...
00:15:45Then往 the後 knew that the blue...
00:15:47I was kicked the body.
00:15:48The reason why?
00:15:49You were getting hit, I was created as close.
00:16:22Oh, we need a good snag.
00:16:31Yeah, it's been a while.
00:16:33Okay, this one.
00:16:34Like we practiced.
00:16:39Oh, God, I didn't see you.
00:16:46Are you okay?
00:16:48So much pain.
00:16:51Bobby, did you kill somebody?
00:16:54Miss, lady, help me.
00:16:56I'm calling an ambulance.
00:16:58Don't move.
00:16:58No, don't call an ambulance.
00:17:02I think I'll be okay if you buy us a 12-pack of beer.
00:17:08Oh, my God, you little asshole.
00:17:10Something drinkable.
00:17:13A six-pack would be fine.
00:17:15That lady ran over my friend.
00:17:18I got the whole thing on tape.
00:17:20Oh, this place is a zoo.
00:17:22I'll be getting my gas elsewhere from now on.
00:17:24And these little cretins should be in school.
00:17:26Yeah, that's your opinion.
00:17:28Bobby, I have to pay.
00:17:29Oh, no, chicos, no me den problema.
00:17:32Váyanse.
00:17:33This curb is public property.
00:17:35We have human rights.
00:17:37¿Ustedes creen que me importa?
00:17:39Pues no.
00:17:39¿Saben cuál es mi fantasía?
00:17:41Que un camión venga, se extrae contra la gasolinera,
00:17:43explote, los mate a todos,
00:17:45me derrita la cara,
00:17:47y me den seis meses de vacación pagada.
00:17:48Váyanse.
00:17:49Okay, man, chill.
00:17:51It's all good.
00:17:51We have places to be.
00:17:53We do?
00:17:55Everyone's on cop mode these days.
00:17:57Like, oh, don't hang out at the gas station.
00:18:00Don't hang out at the beach.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03What else is there?
00:18:04I used to think that gas station guy was cool.
00:18:06Can you believe that?
00:18:09Go around.
00:18:16Why do they drain the pools in the winter?
00:18:18It's warm enough to swim.
00:18:20It is not.
00:18:21I'm freezing.
00:18:22You got something wrong with you, man.
00:18:23They should study you.
00:18:25Peanut, did you get a good haul from the gas station
00:18:27while we distracted the guy?
00:18:29Buckle up, boys.
00:18:30I got straws and napkins.
00:18:35The straws and napkins are free.
00:18:37Did I mention ketchup packets?
00:18:41That's not a snag.
00:18:42I know.
00:18:44I couldn't do it.
00:18:45What if God saw me?
00:18:46God doesn't watch gas stations.
00:18:49Hmm.
00:18:50Oh, that reminds me.
00:18:52Two snacks today.
00:18:53First, I got all these golf balls.
00:18:55And then check this out.
00:18:56Audacious lick from the Dolphin Grow Labs.
00:18:59Experimental lemon.
00:19:00Not on the market.
00:19:01How much do you think that's worth?
00:19:06I have no idea.
00:19:08Priceless?
00:19:09No such thing as priceless.
00:19:10We need a good appraiser.
00:19:12You got balls, Billy.
00:19:13I've made some good snacks, but I wouldn't steal from Dr. Dolphin.
00:19:17Why not?
00:19:18You don't know the legend of Dr. Dolphin?
00:19:20So, everyone knows, in the 1960s, they were doing experiments at Cape Carnivore for NASA.
00:19:30They were studying dolphins because of their intelligence.
00:19:33And things got really twisted.
00:19:36They spent millions of taxpayer dollars to create this half-human, half-dolphin hybrid.
00:19:40It was only four feet tall, so it was perfect to operate the little space capsule.
00:19:46And it was really smart.
00:19:48Too smart.
00:19:49It rebelled against NASA and escaped into the swamps.
00:19:53After a while, they assumed it didn't survive, but it came back.
00:19:57As a businesswoman, she built the juice company from the ground up with her savvy mind.
00:20:04And according to the legend, that dolphin is still there.
00:20:09Living underneath the orange juice factory.
00:20:19That's not true.
00:20:21Is it?
00:20:22I think you're getting confused with how they invented Gatorade.
00:20:25Uh, no.
00:20:26Nobody invented Gatorade.
00:20:28It's a liquid.
00:20:28Like milk.
00:20:29Nobody invented milk.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:32Hmm.
00:20:33Um, Billy?
00:20:36He's doing it again.
00:20:38Ooh.
00:20:40Milk.
00:20:41My G.
00:20:42When's the last time you went to sleep?
00:20:45Sleep is for rich people.
00:20:47Am I rich?
00:20:48Not yet.
00:20:50Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
00:20:52I'm on a really good hustle.
00:20:54My busted grubster.
00:20:57So drivers are paid in G-points.
00:20:59They do that so it's harder to keep track of how much money you're making.
00:21:02When you want to get paid out, first you have to exchange your G-points for cash.
00:21:08But look at this.
00:21:11It doesn't have to be U.S. dollars.
00:21:13If you scroll down, you can pick up the Czech Karuna.
00:21:16And then, this is where someone messed up.
00:21:19When it transfers over, it gives you the Danish Krona.
00:21:22Krona for Karuna.
00:21:24Anyone can make that mistake.
00:21:26And the exchange rate between those two is 7.2 to 1.
00:21:29So if I do $100 of deliveries, I can get 720 bucks.
00:21:34Bro, how did you figure this out?
00:21:36I just told you.
00:21:40Hmm.
00:21:41I have to make as many deliveries as I can before someone on Grubster finds out.
00:21:46It's when they pass that glitch.
00:21:48Hmm.
00:21:49Hmm.
00:22:06Hmm.
00:22:06Hmm.
00:22:07Hmm.
00:22:11Florida night.
00:22:15It gets colder when they turn our old lights.
00:22:24Florida sometimes.
00:22:29It just feels like this place wants to die.
00:22:33Where am I going?
00:22:40I just turned 16
00:22:42I love everything
00:22:48I just love 5G
00:22:59I just lose the sleep
00:23:02Excuse me
00:23:24Oh, Miss Sharon
00:23:26Good morning
00:23:27Merry Christmas
00:23:29Would be a lot merrier if my detached garage wasn't desecrated
00:23:33You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
00:23:37Shh
00:23:37Maybe it shut up by itself?
00:23:40Act of G-O-D type thing?
00:23:43Whoever is responsible for this transgression will be dealt with
00:23:47If not by the big man himself, then by local authorities
00:23:50Out of curiosity, this is not an admission of guilt
00:23:54But what is the big man's punishment for tagging up a garage?
00:23:58Well, I'd have to check the book
00:24:00Mm-hmm
00:24:01Yep
00:24:02Just what I thought
00:24:04Petty vandalism
00:24:05Third trapezoid of damnation
00:24:07You could get 500 or 600 years of hellfire per letter
00:24:10Wow
00:24:11That could really add up
00:24:13You've had your fun
00:24:14Judgment day is not far off
00:24:16Get right while you still can
00:24:18No one ever got into heaven on an electric vehicle
00:24:23Sleeping Beauty
00:24:29Welcome to the waking world
00:24:31You slept for two days
00:24:33We thought you were dead
00:24:35Hi, Gail
00:24:36Can I have a coffee?
00:24:37Coffee?
00:24:39Since when?
00:24:40It's his thing now
00:24:41I'll have one, too
00:24:43Double espresso
00:24:44How was your Christmas?
00:24:47Bloody, as usual
00:24:49You should see it, Billy
00:24:50It's head trauma all day, every day
00:24:53Old people slipping in the shower
00:24:55Car accidents
00:24:56But most of all, boys your age riding around with no helmet
00:25:00I know you don't listen to me, ever
00:25:02But I don't like you doing these deliveries
00:25:04Especially at night
00:25:06Okay
00:25:07You think I'm exaggerating?
00:25:09Come by the ER
00:25:10See for yourself
00:25:12Ooh
00:25:14Okay
00:25:14Oh, did you see the envelope on the fridge?
00:25:19Mom sent you a hundred bucks
00:25:20Tell her she doesn't have to do that
00:25:22I'm making my own money now
00:25:24Why don't you tell her yourself?
00:25:26When's the last time you talked to her?
00:25:28Six months ago
00:25:29Eight days
00:25:30Sixteen hours
00:25:31Twenty minutes
00:25:32I don't like when you do that
00:25:33It's freaky
00:25:33Save it for calculus
00:25:35Wait
00:25:36But he doesn't
00:25:37You're right
00:25:37You're right
00:25:38You're right
00:25:38Why don't you keep that money, Gail?
00:25:40You buy me so much food and stuff
00:25:42Uh-uh
00:25:43You're gonna focus on school
00:25:44You're gonna get a scholarship
00:25:46You're gonna get a good job
00:25:48And then you can pay me back
00:25:50When you're rich
00:25:52Bye losers
00:25:55I'll be home super late
00:25:56Wash your hands if you've been touching money
00:25:58So, when are you gonna tell Gail you dropped out of school?
00:26:04Are you kidding?
00:26:05She would go berserkles?
00:26:08I have to get my finances sorted out first
00:26:10If I see the $5,000
00:26:12I can put down a deposit on my own place
00:26:14And pay her back for letting me live here
00:26:16She has nothing to freak out about
00:26:18I think she's still gonna find something to freak out about
00:26:23Okay
00:26:25Moolah, Moolah, Moolah
00:26:27Are you practicing the Moolah mantra?
00:26:31I want you to take that goal number of yours
00:26:33And repeat it three times in a row
00:26:35Three times a day
00:26:37Trust me
00:26:38Things will start happening
00:26:40A new side hustle will appear
00:26:42And triple your income
00:26:43It could be flipping houses
00:26:45Breeding puppies
00:26:46I don't know
00:26:47The universe can be so generous
00:26:49Junk removal
00:26:59What a business
00:27:02Look how tall that heap of trash is
00:27:07Every house makes so much garbage
00:27:15Junk removal
00:27:18Maybe that's where all the cash is
00:27:22Picking reporters
00:27:28Dropping off dinners
00:27:3290 degrees
00:27:34Are the winners
00:27:37Too hot
00:27:41Too sweaty
00:27:44Everything on me
00:27:47Feels so heavy
00:27:50Iris
00:27:52Legs and belly
00:27:56Why do I always
00:28:00Feel
00:28:01So
00:28:02Heavy
00:28:04Oh, it's these stupid golf balls
00:28:08What is that?
00:28:33Hi
00:28:34Don't dump golf balls on the road, please
00:28:36Have a grubby day
00:28:49Have a grubby day
00:28:50Am I in the right place?
00:28:54Do you have spaghetti?
00:28:55Then you're in the right place
00:28:57Apparently, God orders spaghetti from every place in town
00:29:00I've already been here twice this morning
00:29:02My theory?
00:29:04He's a traveling food critic
00:29:05Specifically, a spaghetti critic
00:29:07Could tip her
00:29:08I love a spaghetti
00:29:12I used to think I loved spaghetti more than anyone else in the world
00:29:15Now, with this guy in the scene
00:29:18I'm not so sure anymore
00:29:20After you tried five or six spaghettis in one day
00:29:23They would all taste the same
00:29:25Now, fettuccine on the other hand
00:29:27Cool wheels
00:29:32Have a grubby day
00:29:33Five thousand dollars
00:29:37Five thousand dollars
00:29:38Five thousand dollars
00:29:40Okay
00:29:46What
00:29:48What is this?
00:29:53Ow
00:29:53No
00:29:54Yeah
00:30:00Yeah
00:30:01Yeah, that's better
00:30:02What is
00:30:03What
00:30:05Are you
00:30:06Are you
00:30:07Are you like a little donut?
00:30:13That's funny
00:30:14Hi
00:30:17Donut
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00:30:50Hello, Grubster Pickup.
00:30:54Two monster cheese dogs and a shake.
00:30:57It's going to be a minute.
00:30:58Making them fresh.
00:30:59Fine.
00:31:05Usually around this time of year, we get no traffic,
00:31:08what with tourism season being over.
00:31:11Conventional wisdom would be such to shut the place down
00:31:13from November to February, but hey, I live in the dog.
00:31:16I'm here all day as is.
00:31:17Why not keep it open?
00:31:19Even if it's just for Byron.
00:31:21Who's Byron?
00:31:22You're picking up for Byron, right?
00:31:24He orders for me all the time.
00:31:26As far as I know, he's never come here in person
00:31:28and seen the dog.
00:31:33Isn't that kind of odd?
00:31:35That's really none of my business.
00:31:37Maybe so, but I mean, let's face it,
00:31:40everybody wants to see the dog.
00:31:42The food is not the point.
00:31:44People want to take a picture,
00:31:45or they need to use the restroom.
00:31:47Got to be straight up with you.
00:31:55The hot dogs we sell here, they're good.
00:31:59And I'm not just saying that out of a point of personal pride.
00:32:02I'm saying it because I'm a hot dog guy.
00:32:06I've eaten quite a few in my day.
00:32:08This might well be the best in town.
00:32:11And no one seems to care.
00:32:17Except Byron?
00:32:20Maybe Byron's the only one in this town with his head on straight.
00:32:23And the rest of us are all too blinded by the spectacle.
00:32:29Too focused on the big dog to care about our own little dogs.
00:32:35How long is this conversation going to go on for?
00:32:38I don't mean to be rude.
00:32:39I'm just wondering.
00:32:40Point taken.
00:32:41I hear you loud and clear, my man.
00:32:43Loud and clear.
00:32:45Give my regards to Byron.
00:32:47I'm actually not allowed to give any regards.
00:32:49Grubster policy.
00:32:51Have a grubby day.
00:32:52Where I come from, a man picks up his own dog.
00:33:02One thing I've learned.
00:33:24Was running in my soul of time.
00:33:28Is running in my soul of time.
00:33:30Being outside in the town.
00:33:37Easy wearing me by a friend.
00:33:43Always got something to do.
00:33:50Never going back to school.
00:33:53Hot dog man.
00:34:14Hot dog man.
00:34:17Chew those up for me.
00:34:19What?
00:34:21Chew up the hot dogs.
00:34:23Make things a little easier for me.
00:34:27I hate chewing.
00:34:31I can't do that.
00:34:33It's a health concern.
00:34:35Oh, no.
00:34:36I have you people do this all the time.
00:34:38I'll give you a $10 cash tip.
00:34:39Let's not do this all day.
00:34:45I'm getting hungry.
00:34:47$20 final offer.
00:34:50And put them in the basket so I don't have to come down there.
00:34:54$5,000.
00:34:56$5,000.
00:34:57$5,000.
00:34:58Yeah.
00:35:09Nice.
00:35:12It's here.
00:35:13I saw it.
00:35:15Lock your doors.
00:35:16Repent for your sins.
00:35:17The worm from the center of the earth has arrived to devour us.
00:35:21They predicted this.
00:35:23If you take a look at Revelations, it's all there.
00:35:26It's spelled out in the place.
00:35:27Yo, Sharon's gone totally bonkers.
00:35:29Imagine if you could draw like that.
00:35:31Like, if you were really good at drawing, you could draw a girl with huge boobs.
00:35:37And then you could look at it anytime you wanted.
00:35:40Yeah, but Sharon would never draw boobs.
00:35:42She would only draw...
00:35:43Hold up.
00:35:44Is that the freaking monster we saw at the beach?
00:35:47Huh?
00:35:47Uh, no.
00:35:48Probably not.
00:35:49It's a crazy drawing.
00:35:51Let's not look at it anymore.
00:35:53You didn't even see the monster.
00:35:54You were all the way on the other side of the beach.
00:35:56I saw it.
00:35:58I got right up close to it.
00:35:59We gotta go back.
00:36:00I bet we could find it and get on the news.
00:36:03What's our plan here?
00:36:07Do you gotta have your shirt off, man?
00:36:09Um, yeah.
00:36:10It's the beach.
00:36:11No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
00:36:15But guess where I read that?
00:36:17A shirt.
00:36:18I found something!
00:36:19Oh, it's Billy.
00:36:23I thought the point of dropping out is you don't have to read anymore.
00:36:26You know, the kid's a freak.
00:36:28Obsessive.
00:36:29He gets hopped up on something and becomes an expert,
00:36:31and then it's been two weeks and he hasn't brushed his damn teeth the whole time.
00:36:34Oh, jeez.
00:36:45How'd you get over here?
00:36:49Alright, you gotta go back to where you came from.
00:36:52First thing tomorrow.
00:36:53This is feeling a little bogus.
00:36:59Can we come back in the morning?
00:37:00It's gonna be too late by then.
00:37:02Sharon's probably already talking to the CIA.
00:37:05Ew!
00:37:06Something touched my foot!
00:37:09Oh, it was seaweed.
00:37:11Is that good?
00:37:15Is that something?
00:37:19Nah, I got nothing.
00:37:20Nothing.
00:37:23Hello?
00:37:32Is the fussy old lady here?
00:37:35I was here last week with Grubster.
00:37:38I have some questions.
00:37:39The golf balls you gave me are defective.
00:37:45Is everything okay in there?
00:37:50I don't want to intrude.
00:37:52I'm just gonna set this bag down and I'm gonna go on my way.
00:37:59Oh.
00:38:01The old slippy trippy special.
00:38:03That's gotta be the third one this week.
00:38:05Blake, ever heard of a bath mat?
00:38:08Can we get something to eat after this?
00:38:10Yes, I'm starving.
00:38:12What was that sandwich place we went to last week?
00:38:15You read my mind, friend.
00:38:16I've been thinking about a Reuben all day.
00:38:18All right, little man.
00:38:19We're all done here.
00:38:20Thanks for calling it in.
00:38:22Don't steal anything on the way out.
00:38:23Wink wink.
00:38:34Okay, donut.
00:38:35Don't eat that.
00:38:36Okay, fine.
00:38:49I'll take a little break.
00:38:51Five minutes.
00:38:54Till Lorraine passes.
00:38:55Oh, you're all good?
00:39:00All good.
00:39:01You're all good.
00:39:20I'm not alive
00:39:25Let's go find
00:39:28We're having a mile of time
00:39:3287
00:39:35I hope you have a chance now
00:39:50When the old man died, he left me his golf course under one condition
00:40:05That he'd be buried under the 18th hole
00:40:08I had some reservations
00:40:11The grave site wasn't exactly on theme for a Cretaceous hole
00:40:15Nevertheless, I made it work
00:40:18That's what running a business is all about
00:40:22Adapting
00:40:23Delivery for Herschel Cretaceous?
00:40:26That's me
00:40:26My weekly BLT
00:40:28Cool wheels
00:40:31Thank you
00:40:32Now you give me a compliment
00:40:36Uh, hmm
00:40:38I got nothing
00:40:41Sorry
00:40:42Have a grubby day
00:40:43Working lunch before the afternoon rush
00:40:49It's what the old man would have wanted
00:40:51Five thousand dollars
00:41:18Five thousand dollars
00:41:19Five thousand dollars
00:41:24Five thousand dollars
00:41:26Huh?
00:41:31What?
00:41:31Time to go.
00:42:01Time to flush you down.
00:42:09You never know.
00:42:15Maybe I'll see you around.
00:42:26Down the drain, people do this every day.
00:42:33Down the drain, it's okay to walk away.
00:42:38Down the drain, people do this every day.
00:42:45Down the drain, people do this every day.
00:42:51Hello?
00:42:58Can you hear me?
00:43:00This is private property.
00:43:02Hello?
00:43:03Do something if you can hear me.
00:43:09Rosebud.
00:43:12You kind of turned your head a little.
00:43:14Was that, uh, are you responding to my voice?
00:43:23Alright.
00:43:24That was a close call.
00:43:26For you.
00:43:29Adios.
00:43:32Oh, the man himself.
00:43:34Gracing us with his presence.
00:43:35What up, fellas?
00:43:36We're going down to the train tracks.
00:43:38Do a little train track stuff.
00:43:40You in?
00:43:41Yeah, I could do train tracks.
00:43:43It's been a while.
00:43:45Oh my god, dude.
00:43:47You smell like a pet store.
00:43:49He's right.
00:43:51I can smell you from here.
00:43:53I could smell you from down the road.
00:43:55When's the last time you took a shower, dog?
00:43:57Thanksgiving?
00:43:59Yeah, I don't know.
00:44:01Have another time.
00:44:02I'm living for the hustle.
00:44:21Jesus!
00:44:22Yo, Billy.
00:44:23What shirt are you going to wear?
00:44:25Because I want to wear I'm with Stupid.
00:44:26But I don't want us to wear the same thing.
00:44:28Look stupid at the tracks.
00:44:29I'm with Stupid.
00:44:30Fine.
00:44:31Yeah, listen.
00:44:32I'm doing some leave-in conditioner.
00:44:33It's going to take a second.
00:44:34So, just go ahead.
00:44:35I'll meet you guys there.
00:44:36Wanna hear my rap?
00:44:39Peanut, get out of here.
00:44:41Go away.
00:44:42What did I do?
00:44:43You can't walk in on a shower without knocking.
00:44:46Give me some privacy.
00:44:47Oh, I don't care if you're naked.
00:44:50It's very all natural.
00:44:55Woo!
00:44:56He he he.
00:44:57Oh.
00:44:58Oh.
00:44:59Hi.
00:45:00Hi.
00:45:02Hi.
00:45:03Hi.
00:45:04Hi.
00:45:05Hi.
00:45:06Hi.
00:45:07Hi.
00:45:08Hi.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:10Are you like...
00:45:11Do you think I'm your mom?
00:45:13Come here.
00:45:14No one comes in here.
00:45:15Don't make a fuss while I'm gone.
00:45:16I'll bring you back some food.
00:45:18What you doing back there, bud?
00:45:22Uh, nothing. Science project. Don't look at it. It'll burn your eyes out.
00:45:26Okay, wear sunscreen.
00:45:28Can I wear sunscreen?
00:45:30It never hurts.
00:45:44Hmm. Unexpected, but promising.
00:45:48Nine minutes, fifteen seconds.
00:45:54Hi.
00:45:56The R&D tower is perfectly centered within the campus. Why do you think that is?
00:46:02Because it's in the middle?
00:46:08Because it is the brain of the entire Dolphin Grove's nervous system.
00:46:13It is tactical. No other spot on the compound is more than a seven-minute walk away.
00:46:17So, I have to wonder, where were you?
00:46:22What task had you so far flung that it took you nine minutes, fifteen seconds to get here, dear?
00:46:29Okay, point taken. I'll stay late and make up the minutes.
00:46:32I don't want your minutes. I want my minutes.
00:46:35I'm giving myself a headache. T-Bone, pull the footage.
00:46:41This delivery boy, he was here twice this week?
00:46:48Yes. You brought in some grubster. Bad attitude.
00:46:51And as per security protocol, did anyone get his name?
00:47:00Rosario, what can you tell me?
00:47:02You chatted with him for almost three minutes.
00:47:05Is he a peer of yours, an old friend from school, one of your radical layabout comrades?
00:47:09Is he selling you drugs?
00:47:21Not helpful, dear.
00:47:22Oh, were you talking to me?
00:47:24Because you kept saying,
00:47:25Rosario.
00:47:29Rosebud.
00:47:30Who is he?
00:47:33I don't know.
00:47:34Drag him down.
00:47:38Whatever it takes.
00:47:40He has something that belongs to me.
00:47:42Thank you for your patience here on the road with Grubster Partner Support.
00:48:11This is Nan.
00:48:12How can I help you today?
00:48:13Hi, Nan.
00:48:14I'm trying to cash out, and some of my money is missing.
00:48:17$3,766.80.
00:48:21Okay.
00:48:22I can absolutely take a look at that for you.
00:48:24Let me just pull up your account information.
00:48:26Name?
00:48:27First name is Billy.
00:48:28Last name is 5000.
00:48:30Username is Billy5000.
00:48:37Okay.
00:48:37I see what happened here.
00:48:38I can adjust this right now.
00:48:40Great.
00:48:42Oh, don't say thank you just yet.
00:48:44You might not like this.
00:48:46So you never really had those $3,000?
00:48:51It was a technical error with the app.
00:48:53I'm so sorry about that, sweetie.
00:48:55Can you just confirm to me that you're seeing the correct balance?
00:49:00$394.28?
00:49:03Yeah, that's what it says, but the money was there in my account.
00:49:06If Grubster made a mistake, shouldn't they be on the hook of that?
00:49:09We're transferring you to another Grubster associate.
00:49:14Due to holiday congestion, the wait times may be longer than usual.
00:49:18I was already on hold for an hour.
00:49:27Hey, Rosbeth.
00:49:28Thanks for meeting me.
00:49:30So I have two pancake burger combos, large orange juice and styrofoam with no ice syrup on the side.
00:49:36Oh, you already ordered?
00:49:38Kind of.
00:49:40It was just sitting on the counter.
00:49:42Every place does that now for deliveries.
00:49:44You can take the food, and when the real delivery person comes, they just make it again.
00:49:49No one cares.
00:49:49That's really radical.
00:49:52Exploit the oversights in a dehumanized system.
00:49:55Very cool way to reallocate material goods.
00:49:58If you don't want the pancake burger, there's probably something else.
00:50:02I'll try it.
00:50:03It's like pancakes instead of a bun.
00:50:05I think it's pancakes instead of lettuce, and maple syrup instead of cheese.
00:50:10It's pretty good.
00:50:12There's an egg.
00:50:15Not where you'd think an egg would be.
00:50:19To be honest, I was super surprised when you texted.
00:50:23I thought you were gay.
00:50:25Oh.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:27The reason I asked you here is I need a small favor.
00:50:30You think I'm hot, though, right?
00:50:32Not that I care.
00:50:33That's kind of a separate conversation.
00:50:35Can you help me get a job?
00:50:37I can peel oranges.
00:50:39Um.
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:40I can drive a golf cart.
00:50:44You know they asked me about you?
00:50:46They have all this security footage.
00:50:48They were asking me if I knew who you were.
00:50:50I didn't, Narc.
00:50:51What's the deal?
00:50:52You stole something?
00:50:53Oh.
00:50:54Valid.
00:50:55I didn't even think about that.
00:50:57That's really good.
00:50:58Yeah, you're gonna walk right in and get a job.
00:51:01Dude, you're hilarious.
00:51:03No, I like that you have this, like, nihilistic worldview.
00:51:09You, like, operating within these capitalist structures but rejecting them at the same time.
00:51:16That's my planet, Dolphin.
00:51:18Dismantle it from the inside.
00:51:20How are you gonna do that?
00:51:22You gotta read this.
00:51:24It lays out the whole playbook.
00:51:30Are you into freak jazz?
00:51:32Freak jazz?
00:51:33I don't know.
00:51:34If you were into freak jazz, you would know.
00:51:45Chapter One.
00:51:47An insurmountable equilibrium.
00:51:49Capitalist dichotomies exist everywhere, even and especially in nature.
00:51:53To understand differential stratification, one need look no further than the ground beneath one's feet.
00:51:58Consider the common garden snail.
00:52:01The self-containment of the snail, with its home built into its body, makes it an ideal worker in an individualistic society.
00:52:09In deep contrast, consider the ant.
00:52:11Each ant is little more than a millionth of the greater social unit, the colony.
00:52:16Resultingly, the life of each ant is worth precious little.
00:52:19Under a magnifying glass, the beauty of a snail's spiral shell is enhanced and appreciated.
00:52:26Under the very same magnifying glass, an ant is fried.
00:52:30It probably goes without saying that in this metaphor, the magnifying glass is market forces.
00:52:35The ant colony is the supply chain, and the snails are economic theorists.
00:52:46Are you doing okay?
00:52:48You're hungry?
00:52:53You didn't eat your sandwich.
00:52:58Okay, that's fine.
00:52:59What about these chicken fingers?
00:53:02Fries?
00:53:05No, no.
00:53:06No, that's the box.
00:53:08You're really going for it.
00:53:15Bro, why did you do that?
00:53:18No, it's okay.
00:53:23It's okay.
00:53:27Okay, Freckles.
00:53:29Rap at us.
00:53:30The theme is...
00:53:32Breakfast at night.
00:53:34Ha ha!
00:53:36Ha!
00:53:37Okay!
00:53:39Ha ha!
00:53:40No.
00:53:42Beatbox.
00:53:42There's something I gotta tell you.
00:53:45All you guys.
00:53:47I'm out of the rap game.
00:53:49What?
00:53:49I'm transferring over to sensitive ballads.
00:53:52Huh?
00:53:53You're such a good rapper.
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:55That's kind of the problem.
00:53:57I feel like I've done all there is to do in the world of hip-hop.
00:54:00Um, do you still want me to beatbox?
00:54:05It's not very sensitive.
00:54:07Do you want to shake this can of beans?
00:54:08Eggs again.
00:54:20I think I'll have eggs again.
00:54:27There's so many different ways to have eggs.
00:54:30Eggs, you could have a different way every day.
00:54:37Fried or scrambled.
00:54:40Whatever your angle.
00:54:45Hollandaise.
00:54:47Table dakes.
00:54:50Mayonnaise.
00:54:52All from the same egg.
00:54:55Incredible.
00:55:00Edible.
00:55:02Egg.
00:55:05Crocket, it runs down your leg.
00:55:09What's your deal?
00:55:12Why are you doing that?
00:55:14What are you doing?
00:55:20What do you want?
00:55:22We all start as eggs!
00:55:25Feed me!
00:55:28Feed me!
00:55:30Feed me!
00:55:31Feed me!
00:55:32Feed me!
00:55:34I'm an egg!
00:55:39Okay, beatbox, we're done.
00:55:42Brrra!
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:45Oh!
00:55:49Of course.
00:55:53My father's beautiful course.
00:55:56Hasn't even been six months since we renovated.
00:56:01Shelley.
00:56:02Who did this to you?
00:56:04Local teens?
00:56:05Look, sir, I know a little bit of the hairs.
00:56:09Look at the shape they have.
00:56:10And look at the bites.
00:56:12This was not done by adolescents.
00:56:15This one here made a, uh, how do they call it?
00:56:17How do they call it?
00:56:17How do they call it?
00:56:17How do they call it?
00:56:18How do they call it?
00:56:18Un-obossum.
00:56:21I'm so sorry, Shelley.
00:56:24After all of these trillions of years,
00:56:27the cycle of nature continues.
00:56:33Holy traveler.
00:56:34Haha, your charity has been in vain. You will never play the riches of a gavelets game.
00:56:44Go between his legs. I was gonna...
00:56:48The amulet! Press B! Get the amulet!
00:56:51I can't focus when you're yelling at me.
00:56:54Do you guys see my lemon anywhere?
00:56:56No.
00:56:57What lemon?
00:56:59The snag from Dr. Dolphins, the experimental spotty lemon.
00:57:03Oh yeah, no.
00:57:08You probably ate it and forgot about it.
00:57:10Or Gail threw it away because it was moldy.
00:57:12She never throws anything away.
00:57:14Where's Peanut?
00:57:16Let's just say, he's taking a bathroom break.
00:57:21Hello? Does anyone know how long I've been in here?
00:57:26I gotcha. I gotcha.
00:57:29It kinda stinks in there, but I was pretty much used to it.
00:57:34This is gross. Peanut, you can't let those guys push you around like that.
00:57:38Dude, you ruined it!
00:57:40He needs to marinate for another 45 minutes.
00:57:42Am I still initiated?
00:57:44You're barely medium rare.
00:57:46You guys are pricks. Like, seriously, grow up.
00:57:49Whoa. Where is this coming from?
00:57:51Toilet time is a rite of passage. Don't you remember when we did toilet time?
00:57:55Yeah. You almost died.
00:57:58It's true. Toilet time changed you.
00:58:02This is why I don't hang out with you guys anymore.
00:58:04Is this really how you want to spend your whole life bumming around forever?
00:58:07There's cash money to be made out there.
00:58:09Okay. Thank you so much for the lecture.
00:58:11I had no idea we had a sucky life.
00:58:13I never would have figured that out.
00:58:15Good thing we've got the world's smartest pizza boy here.
00:58:18I'm not a pizza boy.
00:58:20Are you a boy?
00:58:21Do you deliver pizzas?
00:58:23Find my lemon.
00:58:28Wicca wicca.
00:58:31Are you mad at me?
00:58:33Moola! Moola! Moola!
00:58:37They just drew the Mega Ball.
00:58:39Winning numbers 5, 17, 29, 53, and 67.
00:58:43Notice something strange?
00:58:45All prime numbers.
00:58:47It's just like I've been saying.
00:58:48The secret to getting rich is numbers.
00:58:50More numbers, more money.
00:58:52I'm always saying this.
00:58:53You can't win if you don't buy a ticket.
00:58:59Another loser?
00:59:00Yep.
00:59:01Price bought us $100 million.
00:59:02Imagine.
00:59:05It's probably for the best.
00:59:07After taxes, you'd only end up with $50 million.
00:59:09And a lot of lottery winners end up suicidal.
00:59:12Or even bankrupt.
00:59:13So why'd you buy the ticket?
00:59:15Um...
00:59:16The fantasy, I guess.
00:59:18I like thinking about what I do with the money.
00:59:20I wouldn't let anyone know right away, of course.
00:59:23But one day, it showed up to work.
00:59:26And there'd be nothing here.
00:59:28Empty field.
00:59:29Because I bought the whole company.
00:59:31And in the middle of the night, I had everything bulldozed.
00:59:34I'd bulldozed the R&D building.
00:59:37The bottling plant.
00:59:38Even this greenhouse.
00:59:40But I'd leave all of the trees.
00:59:42And there would be a little sign that said,
00:59:44Free oranges.
00:59:46Take as many as you want.
00:59:49Wait, I love that.
00:59:52From the time I got the ticket, up until now,
00:59:55I was just renting that fantasy.
00:59:57That's really what you pay for.
00:59:59Is this HR?
01:00:00The gate was open.
01:00:01No tourists today.
01:00:03I'm here about a groundskeeping job.
01:00:05We're ready, Doctor.
01:00:17Oh.
01:00:18Huh.
01:00:19Billy 5000.
01:00:20Do you know why you're here?
01:00:22Uh, yes.
01:00:23I am self-motivated.
01:00:24I thrive in challenging environments.
01:00:40Hmm.
01:00:41What else?
01:00:42Right, of course.
01:00:44I'm a straight shooter and a quick learner.
01:00:47And I love watering cans.
01:00:50And the hoses.
01:00:52And what about this?
01:00:54No one can prove anything.
01:00:56I know my rights.
01:00:58That could be anyone.
01:00:59A lot of people look like that.
01:01:01Okay, so what happened was the lemon fell into my back.
01:01:05Enough with the lemon.
01:01:06I don't care.
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10What do you want?
01:01:12What do I want?
01:01:13I want to tell you a story.
01:01:16Decades ago, my mother was alone in the swamp.
01:01:20Alone and afraid.
01:01:21That's when she found them.
01:01:25Or rather, they found her.
01:01:27My mother called them angels, but they didn't come from heaven.
01:01:34They came from the ground.
01:01:36They gave her a very special gift.
01:01:40A perfect orange.
01:01:42The one she used to found this company.
01:01:45The creatures left.
01:01:47But they promised to return.
01:01:49I know the angels are back.
01:01:51I also know you have one of them.
01:01:54It belongs to me.
01:01:56To you, this specimen might be an endearing pet.
01:02:00But it has great industrial potential.
01:02:03These creatures emit a special radiation.
01:02:06One that makes fruits grow bigger.
01:02:09Rounder.
01:02:10All due respect, Doctor.
01:02:11Don't bother explaining.
01:02:13He doesn't even know the four S's.
01:02:15Size, shape, saturation, skin.
01:02:17Yeah.
01:02:18They teach that in kindergarten.
01:02:19You're a very smart kid.
01:02:21And you lie.
01:02:22You have a promising future.
01:02:25This can go two ways.
01:02:27I can press charges for my stolen lemon.
01:02:29You'll be tried as an adult due to the severity of the crime.
01:02:32Or you can bring me the specimen.
01:02:36In exchange, I'll name a flavor of juice after you.
01:02:40I think we both know this is bigger than juice.
01:02:44Oh, young people.
01:02:46Nothing's ever easy.
01:02:49A cash payment for your little pet.
01:02:51$5,000.
01:02:52My best and final offer.
01:02:55Hmm.
01:02:57It's interesting.
01:02:59I'll think it over.
01:03:02Bring the creature in as soon as possible.
01:03:05Don't talk to any other juicers.
01:03:13So she doesn't care about the lemon at all,
01:03:16and now she's offering you a fat payout?
01:03:19Pretty lucky.
01:03:21Sort of.
01:03:22If you think about it, it's a classic ULC.
01:03:25What's that?
01:03:26Oh.
01:03:27You know.
01:03:28An undistributed leverage curve.
01:03:30Like, as a human being, I'm worthless to Dr. Dolphin.
01:03:33Kind of a nuisance.
01:03:34As a worker, I have marginal utility, but I'm more or less replaceable.
01:03:38As the holder of a productive asset, I have some negotiating power for once.
01:03:43I learned about it from the book that you gave me.
01:03:47To be straight up with you, I did not finish that book.
01:03:53But I got the gist.
01:03:56You learn about the curve on page four.
01:03:59It goes without saying, but you obviously can't take the money.
01:04:03The cost to your integrity is too high.
01:04:05Cost to my integrity?
01:04:07You've got a huge family fortune no matter what you do.
01:04:10For me, it's a different situation.
01:04:12Uh, no it's not.
01:04:13Okay.
01:04:14Hypothetical.
01:04:15A stranger wants to pay you to chew up a hot dog while they watch.
01:04:19How much would that cost?
01:04:21I wouldn't do that.
01:04:22I'm a vegetarian.
01:04:24I got an idea.
01:04:26Let's read your palm.
01:04:28Hmm.
01:04:29Hmm.
01:04:30Hmm.
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:32See this?
01:04:33It's your money line.
01:04:35It says you're gonna be rich.
01:04:37Your lifeline is fractured.
01:04:41A big change is coming up.
01:04:43And then here's your love line.
01:04:49It's wiggly.
01:04:52You have romance in your immediate future.
01:04:56How did you get all of that from looking at my hand?
01:05:01I made it up.
01:05:04Stupid ass.
01:05:09Billy, there's something I want you to do for me.
01:05:13Yeah?
01:05:15Will you introduce me to your friend with the freckles?
01:05:24I think I'm in love with him.
01:05:34Grubster delivery.
01:05:35Taste of Italy for...
01:05:40I got a spaghetti here.
01:05:41Are you the spaghetti critic?
01:05:46It's not gonna fit.
01:05:47All right, you're all set.
01:06:03A cash tip is appreciated.
01:06:05Have a grubby day.
01:06:08Have a grubby day.
01:06:09Are you the spooks?
01:06:10Are you the spooks?
01:06:12Are you the spooks?
01:06:13I'm the spooks.
01:06:14What are you the spooks?
01:06:17Are you the spooks?
01:06:18Do you guys have a bubby...
01:06:19Are you the spooks?
01:09:24How's the science project, loser?
01:09:34I'm wrapping it up.
01:09:39Gail, I think I'm about to get my hands on some money.
01:09:42I'm going to pay you back for everything.
01:09:44I know. That big brain is our meal ticket. That's why I kept you around.
01:09:49What if I didn't have a big brain?
01:09:52You'd have to bring something else to the table. Probably compassion or positive energy. You wouldn't be allowed to be so off-putting.
01:09:59I mean, you're turning out okay. I'm proud of you.
01:10:07Oh. Huh. It's mom.
01:10:10Oh, wow. She reached out. That's a good sign.
01:10:13Hmm? She ordered a pizza.
01:10:22A pizza. Oh, boy.
01:10:24I'm working here for Grubster. I have your delivery.
01:10:49What? Pizza.
01:10:59Thank you, sweetie pie.
01:11:00Who was it?
01:11:07Pizza boy.
01:11:08Pizza boy.
01:11:38$5,000, $5,000, $5,000.
01:12:38I really need the money, but I think we can figure out another way to get it.
01:12:43I'm going to take you back to the garage, and then...
01:12:46I don't really know.
01:12:48We'll see what happens.
01:12:49It'll just be...
01:12:50Ah!
01:13:02Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:13:27Donut, did you just, like, save my life?
01:13:38Hey, do you guys know each other?
01:13:55Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:02Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:10Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:17Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:24Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:31Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:36Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:39Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:46Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:48Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:49Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:14:53Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:15:00Oh my god, did I hit my head?
01:15:09Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
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01:15:46What's going on here?
01:16:16Billy, I saw everything. My sweet baby would not have survived without you.
01:16:22Oh sure, yeah, don't that's cool. Glad I could help.
01:16:25I have to say, I'm impressed. You'd make a great dad. You wanna, I don't know, give this a shot?
01:16:36Uh, you and me?
01:16:39I know, I know. Is it traditional? No.
01:16:44Is it what you thought you were looking for? Probably not.
01:16:48Could we make it work?
01:16:50Hey, who knows? It would be an adjustment for sure.
01:16:53We live in a cave 10,000 feet below the surface of the earth.
01:16:56It's not fancy, but for a single mom, I'd do alright.
01:17:02This is my least favorite part of vacation, having to wrangle all the kids.
01:17:09Is that everyone?
01:17:24Is that everyone?
01:17:29Message from Billy5000.
01:17:35Not going to sell you the creature.
01:17:38Sree, still interested in gardening job if it's available. Fix.
01:17:44Knock knock, is this a good time to go over some creative?
01:17:52Not especially.
01:17:54I was thinking we could mix pomegranate and pomelo. Call it pom pom.
01:18:03Pom pom. Your make or break idea is pom pom.
01:18:08But we can talk about it later.
01:18:11It's not your fault, dear. It's not, it's not, it's not.
01:18:21My once in a lifetime chance to get my hands on one of the angels and it just slips through my fingers.
01:18:27Of course it does.
01:18:28What's the point?
01:18:30I turned my mother's company from a hippy-dippy roadside shack into a top three juicer.
01:18:35I patented a dozen new breeds.
01:18:38And for once, for once, I give my life to this company and still we're down 4% year over year.
01:18:47I can't catch a letter licking brain to save my life!
01:18:51Oh, no!
01:18:58Assistance requested on sub-basement level.
01:19:02You, you shouldn't see me like this, dear.
01:19:05Why don't you excuse yourself?
01:19:17Wait.
01:19:18Oh my god.
01:19:19Hmm?
01:19:20Hmm?
01:19:21Hmm?
01:19:22Hmm?
01:19:23Hmm?
01:19:24Hmm?
01:19:25Hmm, hmm.
01:19:40Hello, mother.
01:19:41I know.
01:19:45I know. It doesn't look great.
01:19:51It's a temporary setback. It's manageable.
01:19:57Mother.
01:20:00Yes, yes. The hippy-dippy roadside shack was a poor choice of words. You know I didn't mean it.
01:20:07This company is my life, and I...
01:20:09I...
01:20:10Retire! Mother!
01:20:18Respectfully, Rosario is not ready for a leadership role, and you haven't even heard my new ideas for...
01:20:25How can you say that?
01:20:28What about the crammed grapefruit cocktail?
01:20:31The vitamin C morning mood booster?
01:20:34The juice business ebbs and flows. You taught me that, Mother.
01:20:38We can ride this out.
01:20:40If...
01:20:48If that's what's best for the company...
01:20:52Huh.
01:20:53I wonder what they talk about in there.
01:21:08A new life awaits, handsome.
01:21:19I know. It's a big choice. Experience the natural beauty of a new world. Build a relationship. Watch these kids grow up. Or stay here, in Florida, until you die.
01:21:36I have to decide right now.
01:21:45It's a lot to take in.
01:21:46Sweetie pie, not doing anything is still a decision.
01:21:55You know where to find me.
01:21:56Smooch it!
01:21:57Smooch it!
01:21:58Smooch it!
01:22:07I feel like we're just starting to get used to each other!
01:22:11A...
01:22:11And...
01:22:12E detailsANA.
01:22:14Yeah, have a happy day.
01:22:16Eight!
01:22:18Eight!
01:22:20Seven!
01:22:21Six!
01:22:22Five!
01:22:24Four!
01:22:25Three!
01:22:26Two!
01:22:28One!
01:22:28Happy New Year!
01:22:58We're a week into the year.
01:23:16Are you keeping your resolutions?
01:23:18It's honestly so easy once you tune yourself in to the wavelength of wealth.
01:23:22And our sponsor Grubster makes it even easier.
01:23:25You order the food, someone else does the rest.
01:23:28You don't even have to say thank you.
01:23:30Saves time.
01:23:31Time is money.
01:23:32And money isn't.
01:23:36Get out there and have a grubby day.
01:23:43There he is!
01:23:47Hey Peanut, how was school?
01:23:49Same old.
01:23:50Is Billy here?
01:23:51I took his lemon to show and tell.
01:23:53But now he can have it back.
01:23:55Nobody's seen him since New Year's.
01:23:57Must be he finally got all his money together and left town.
01:24:00He wouldn't bail on us like that.
01:24:02Good for him if he did.
01:24:03He'll probably send us a postcard once he gets settled.
01:24:07People don't send postcards anymore clown penis.
01:24:10Then why are their mailboxes clown penis?
01:24:13For coupons.
01:24:15Well, I'd love to talk about coupons all day.
01:24:19But I've got some business to attend to.
01:24:21You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:23You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:24You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:26Mmh hmm, mmh hmm, mmh
01:24:36Mmh hmm, mmh hmm, mmh
01:24:41Tastes like heaven
01:24:54Tastes like honey
01:25:00Tastes like pie, pie, pie
01:25:09Tastes like honey
01:25:39Tastes like honey
01:26:09Tastes like honey
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