In this gripping crime thriller, two orphaned brothers, now radical Christian hitmen, embark on a mission to rural Ilkley. Their target: Professor John Huxley, a renowned atheist writer. This film explores themes of faith, violence, and conviction in a compelling narrative.
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00:02:32A bit nippy.
00:02:34Hmm?
00:02:36It's nice though.
00:02:38Nice.
00:02:40Do you mind if I see it?
00:02:44Oh, nice.
00:02:46Thanks.
00:02:48I didn't realise I'm so steep.
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:56Well, this is nice, isn't it?
00:02:58Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
00:03:08What have we got there?
00:03:12Oh, jam sandwich.
00:03:14Oh, my brother hates jam.
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:22When you were kids, he wants a whole jar.
00:03:24He was sick for two days.
00:03:26Two days.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28Yeah, I know.
00:03:29Two days.
00:03:30I don't mind it though.
00:03:34Do you want one?
00:03:42No.
00:03:44I, um...
00:03:46Yeah, maybe.
00:03:54Yeah, maybe.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:58Cheers.
00:04:00Cheers.
00:04:01Cheers.
00:04:02Cheers.
00:04:03Cheers.
00:04:04Mm.
00:04:05Mm.
00:04:06Yummy.
00:04:08Yummy.
00:04:09Yummy.
00:04:10Look, I just want to say that I'm sorry.
00:04:26Pardon?
00:04:27You seem quite nice, really.
00:04:29I didn't think you would be.
00:04:30Oh, right.
00:04:31I just oversaw yourself out in the end.
00:04:33Right?
00:04:34I'm sorry.
00:04:35I don't think I quite understand.
00:04:37Yeah!
00:04:38Yeah!
00:04:39Yeah!
00:04:40Yeah!
00:04:41Yeah!
00:05:04I said keep him talking, not me.
00:05:06Keep him talking, not eat his fucking breakfast!
00:05:15What is it?
00:05:17It's jam.
00:05:19Wank.
00:05:24Well, come on then!
00:05:37Sorry.
00:05:38Sorry.
00:05:41Two.
00:05:43Three.
00:05:58Right, let's go home.
00:06:00It was pleasant and delightful on a midsummer's morn,
00:06:11Where the green fields and meadows were buried in corn,
00:06:19And the blackbirds and thrushes sang on every green tree,
00:06:25And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:06:32At the dawning of the day,
00:06:36And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:06:40And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:06:47And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:06:53At the dawning of the day.
00:06:57And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:06:58And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:06:59And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:00And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:01And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:02And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:03And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:04And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:05And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:06And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:07And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:08And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:09And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:10And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:11And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:12And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:13And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:14And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:15And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:16And the blacks, they sang melodious,
00:07:17It's pretty, isn't it?
00:07:23Reminds me of Hollywell.
00:07:25Do you see the bridge?
00:07:29Shame we didn't come up earlier.
00:07:30We could have had to wander.
00:07:31See what the festival's about.
00:07:33Tim.
00:07:36Did I do something wrong?
00:07:37You didn't do anything wrong.
00:07:39I hope he fucking rots.
00:07:47I'll stop the Burger King if this time, am I?
00:08:03Fuck's sake!
00:08:07Yes!
00:08:07All right!
00:08:10I didn't realise he was local.
00:08:12What?
00:08:13I didn't realise that he was from around here.
00:08:15He's not from around here.
00:08:17What are you talking about?
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:20He sounded it.
00:08:26What?
00:08:35Fuck!
00:08:38How?
00:08:39How?
00:08:40I don't know.
00:08:40I saw him coming out of the hotel.
00:08:42Fuck.
00:08:42Fuck.
00:08:43Fuck!
00:08:43Well, look, just like him from behind.
00:08:45Yeah, but everybody looks like everybody from behind.
00:08:48No, not necessarily.
00:08:49That is...
00:08:50Fucking...
00:08:50Fuck!
00:08:52Fuck!
00:08:54Fuck!
00:08:55Fuck!
00:08:56Fuck!
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Fuck!
00:08:58Fuck!
00:08:59Fuck!
00:09:00Fuck!
00:09:01Hello?
00:09:02Uh, we're still here.
00:09:05Are you here?
00:09:06Yeah.
00:09:07Yeah.
00:09:08Yeah.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:10Well, I, uh...
00:09:11Well, I, uh...
00:09:12I, uh...
00:09:13I've got a double-edged there, huh?
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:17I need to go...
00:09:20I need to go...
00:09:20To have a double-edged here, huh?
00:09:21Go.
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:23That's okay.
00:09:23Okay, good.
00:09:25Yeah.
00:09:26Yeah.
00:09:29Well, that's...
00:09:30Come.
00:09:31I'm here.
00:09:36I'm here.
00:09:37Oh, what did he...
00:09:47We're staying.
00:09:49I thought the plan was...
00:09:50The plan has changed.
00:09:53Is he upset?
00:09:56We'll check into a hotel.
00:09:59And then what?
00:10:02And then nothing.
00:10:03We wait.
00:10:04He's coming here.
00:10:15It's fine.
00:10:17It's fine.
00:10:17It's fine.
00:10:19Honestly, honestly.
00:10:20Look at me.
00:10:20Look at me.
00:10:21Look at me.
00:10:21Look at me.
00:10:22Look at me.
00:10:23It's fine.
00:10:25Everything's fine.
00:10:26Put your belt on.
00:10:35Dashing away with a smoothie line.
00:10:37Dashing away with a smoothie line.
00:10:39Dashing away with a smoothie line.
00:10:40She stole my heart away.
00:10:48Fucking festival price is my arse.
00:10:51It'll be like, we're teenagers again.
00:10:54Eh?
00:10:55What side do you want?
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58All right.
00:10:58I'll take that side.
00:11:00No, I want that one.
00:11:01Sure.
00:11:11I forgot my fucking beads.
00:11:12Do you think he'll mind?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23That we, uh, we killed the wrong one.
00:11:26It's all part of his plan.
00:11:28Sure.
00:11:30Still seems a bit mean, doesn't it?
00:11:32Tim, I'm praying.
00:11:34Sorry.
00:11:34Sorry.
00:11:34Sorry.
00:11:35Sorry.
00:11:42That doesn't mean watch TV.
00:11:45Fucking spares.
00:11:46No, no, no.
00:11:47Vic.
00:11:48Well, it's safe to say you've certainly ruffled some feathers.
00:11:51Have I?
00:11:51Do.
00:11:52I thought I was losing my touch.
00:11:53And you really can't understand why your book is offending so many people.
00:11:57Oh, sure, I can understand it.
00:11:58But that doesn't mean to say I have to care.
00:12:00I mean, I'm offended every day by the dogma peddled in churches and mosques up and down the country.
00:12:05But you don't see me issuing fatwares or burning effigies of Christ.
00:12:09Yes, but the point is, your side is...
00:12:10The point is this.
00:12:11My book deals with facts, with rational thought.
00:12:15Now, if that makes people so insecure about their supposedly omnipotent God to the point of offence,
00:12:20Well, if you're an excuse, brethren, back across, I'm going to death.
00:12:24Fucking arsehole.
00:12:25Fucking arsehole.
00:12:26Pillow, pillow, pillow.
00:12:28Fuck!
00:12:30Fuck!
00:12:33Fuck!
00:12:34Fuck!
00:12:34Fuck!
00:12:34Fuck!
00:12:35Fuck!
00:12:36Fuck!
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00:12:38Fuck!
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00:12:40Fuck!
00:12:41Fuck!
00:12:42Fuck!
00:12:43Fuck!
00:12:44Fuck!
00:12:45Fuck!
00:12:46Fuck!
00:12:47Fuck!
00:12:48Fuck!
00:12:49Fuck!
00:12:50Fuck!
00:12:51Fuck!
00:12:52Fuck!
00:12:53Fuck!
00:12:54Fuck!
00:12:55Fuck!
00:12:56Fuck!
00:12:57Fuck!
00:12:58Fuck!
00:12:59Fuck!
00:13:00Fuck!
00:13:01Fuck!
00:13:02Careful, doesn't it?
00:13:26Hey.
00:13:30Do you love me?
00:13:31Shut up.
00:13:32Sorry.
00:13:33Here you go, Jits.
00:13:35Cheers.
00:13:52For our Lord, grant them joy and eternal brightness.
00:13:57Amen.
00:13:58Go on, then.
00:13:59No, I'm all right.
00:14:00Suit yourself.
00:14:01What time's he coming?
00:14:02Afternoon.
00:14:03What do you want me to do before?
00:14:04Sleep.
00:14:05I was thinking maybe we'd go for a wander.
00:14:06Just for a bit, you know.
00:14:07If you don't have to do anything.
00:14:08Oh, my God.
00:14:09Rick?
00:14:10No, Vic, leave it.
00:14:11It's fine.
00:14:12Oh, my God.
00:14:13Oh, my God.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:15Oh, my God.
00:14:16Oh, my God.
00:14:17Oh, my God.
00:14:18Oh, my God.
00:14:19Oh, my God.
00:14:21Oh, my God.
00:14:22Oh, my God.
00:14:24No, Vic, leave it.
00:14:25It's fine.
00:14:26Oh, my God.
00:14:27Oh, my God.
00:14:28Oh, my God.
00:14:29Vic?
00:14:30Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:14:32Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:14:34No, Vic, leave it. It's fine.
00:14:38Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:14:40Vic, it's fine. Come on.
00:14:42Oh, my God!
00:14:44Oh, God! No, Vic, Vic, come on!
00:14:46You said...
00:14:48One more time.
00:14:50What?
00:14:52Say his name. One more time.
00:14:54There's gonna be a problem. Do you understand?
00:14:56Sorry, I think there must be some mistake.
00:14:58He that blasphemes against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness.
00:15:02Blasphemes?
00:15:04I'm sorry, we didn't mean to offend you.
00:15:06You think you can laugh at us, eh?
00:15:08You think you can fucking laugh at us?
00:15:10No, no, I don't.
00:15:12My sister's a Roman Catholic.
00:15:14Come on, Vic, let's go.
00:15:18Well,
00:15:20then let this be
00:15:22a warning.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:26Of course, yeah.
00:15:42Jesus Christ.
00:15:43What did you just say?
00:15:44What the fuck did you just say?
00:15:46I'm in bed.
00:15:48Alright.
00:15:49Alright.
00:15:51So,
00:16:11how do we begin to grapple with this notion of heroism?
00:16:14What makes our heroes heroic?
00:16:17Is it success?
00:16:19Or final victory?
00:16:20Not necessarily.
00:16:22Oedipus was the greatest king that thieves had ever seen
00:16:25until he wasn't.
00:16:27So perhaps then, heroism lurks somewhere
00:16:30between polarities, between good and evil,
00:16:33action and inaction.
00:16:36Milton has states and laments,
00:16:38which way I fly is hell.
00:16:41And it's this indivisible.
00:16:43I don't know if it's this indivisible.
00:16:50Fuck.
00:16:52Light!
00:16:55Anybody?
00:16:57Can I get a ruddy light?
00:16:59Yeah, Mum.
00:17:06I'll have that off you, Trot.
00:17:08Right, Hodge.
00:17:09Yes, Mum?
00:17:10Right, because who found him?
00:17:11Local?
00:17:12Yes, Mum.
00:17:13The Dennehees.
00:17:14Couple out walking the lab here.
00:17:15They're what?
00:17:16Their dog.
00:17:17Walking their dog.
00:17:18Farm.
00:17:19Right.
00:17:20How long do you think he's been here?
00:17:21I'm not a coroner, Mum.
00:17:23I don't know.
00:17:24Just have a stab in the dark, love.
00:17:25Judging by the rigidity of his extremities.
00:17:28I'd say at least 12 hours.
00:17:30Right.
00:17:31So why did Jack and Jane bedpan only find him two hours ago?
00:17:34We've got something, ma'am!
00:17:36Bring her down then, Frank.
00:17:37I'm not a fucking Sherpa.
00:17:38Fuck's sake.
00:17:40Hiking really is a wanker's pastime, isn't it?
00:17:42That said, our wanker looks like he came prepared.
00:17:45Pricey boots.
00:17:46Nice waterproof.
00:17:47Can't see an extreme.
00:17:48It's Walker tumbling 30 feet just because the weather picks up.
00:17:52The suicide's an option, Ross.
00:17:54Here, ma'am.
00:17:55We found it on the bench.
00:17:57Hi, Millie.
00:17:58Hiya.
00:17:59Frank, if you want to stick your dick in something, talk to the corpse.
00:18:02Yes, ma'am.
00:18:03It looks like a bracelet off.
00:18:05Shut it, Frank.
00:18:06Ma'am, have you seen the bruising round his neck?
00:18:09Oh.
00:18:14Fun.
00:18:17Fun.
00:18:18Fun.
00:18:23Fun.
00:18:26Fun.
00:18:34Fun.
00:18:37Fun.
00:18:42Fun.
00:18:42How'd you sleep?
00:18:53Fine.
00:18:56Yeah, it took me ages to nod off.
00:19:00You don't think you'll be looking for us, do you?
00:19:02Who?
00:19:03I don't know. Police?
00:19:05Get your fucking voice down, will you?
00:19:07Sorry.
00:19:12I don't want to go to prison.
00:19:17I'm not going to prison. Shut up.
00:19:20Anyway, even if we did, so what?
00:19:23Those saints went to prison, didn't do them any harm, did it?
00:19:27Some twat, blows himself up,
00:19:29gets himself in the front of every fucking paper,
00:19:31maybe it's our turn, eh?
00:19:33They don't love God any more than we do, do they?
00:19:37No.
00:19:38No, so, if we do go to prison,
00:19:41and I'm not saying we will because we won't.
00:19:43But if we did,
00:19:46we'd be martyrs.
00:19:47Proper ones.
00:19:49There you go, see?
00:19:52Just stop thinking so much, all right?
00:19:55Good.
00:20:01Now,
00:20:03should we go and watch cartoons?
00:20:06What?
00:20:08I just thought maybe we could have a wander around town.
00:20:10Why?
00:20:11Just for a bit, you know?
00:20:13Don't think that's a good idea.
00:20:15This place doesn't seem that bad.
00:20:17Even Sodom had its good bits.
00:20:23All right, fine, you go.
00:20:25Just for a bit.
00:20:26Oi, listen.
00:20:28Be careful, yeah?
00:20:29Remember why we're here?
00:20:34Huh?
00:20:35As I came, as I came,
00:20:52As I came, as I came,
00:20:55As I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as I came, as
00:21:25It's you.
00:21:26Is it?
00:21:27You were talking at the hotel last night.
00:21:29Oh, God, yeah.
00:21:30It is me.
00:21:31Sorry.
00:21:32I hope it wasn't too tedious.
00:21:33No, no, no, no.
00:21:34Not at all.
00:21:35We had someone pull out last minute, so I got bullied into it.
00:21:38Oh.
00:21:39Anyway, nice of you to say hi.
00:21:43I'd better...
00:21:44Yeah, yeah.
00:21:45Sure, sure.
00:21:46Um, who's Milton?
00:21:48Sorry?
00:21:49Well, you were talking about Milton last night, about Satan.
00:21:54John Milton, yeah.
00:21:56He's, um, he wrote Paradise Lost.
00:21:59It's a very long poem about the Bible.
00:22:02Satan's the good guy whoops all off.
00:22:04Well, then, uh, what about God?
00:22:08God is kind of like a judgmental dad,
00:22:11constantly shutting down everyone's party.
00:22:14That, uh, sounds a bit like my brother.
00:22:18Does it?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:20So who else are you here to see other than me, obviously?
00:22:23Oh, I should have seen this.
00:22:26Yeah, you know, I think that's for kids.
00:22:29Oh, right.
00:22:31Oops.
00:22:32But, you know, it's all good stuff.
00:22:34Do you want to come?
00:22:36You know what?
00:22:38Normally, I would, but I'm just about to meet a friend.
00:22:40Oh, sure.
00:22:41No worries.
00:22:42Okie dokie.
00:22:43But I hope you enjoy it.
00:22:44Thanks.
00:22:45Bye, then.
00:22:46Bye.
00:22:47Bye.
00:22:48Bye.
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:59Hey, hold on.
00:23:00Why are you reading that?
00:23:14Er, he hasn't said anything in about eight minutes.
00:23:17No.
00:23:18Why are you reading that?
00:23:20He wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
00:23:23There's just another jumped up cock who thinks the world's waiting for his opinion.
00:23:30I've said it before.
00:23:32Do you know what?
00:23:33I'm going to say it again.
00:23:34This festival brings out the twats like nothing else.
00:23:38Are you sure there's a connection?
00:23:39What?
00:23:40A perfectly ordinary bloke?
00:23:41No debts.
00:23:42No dirty habits.
00:23:43Loving wife.
00:23:44It's tossed off a bluff.
00:23:45The only weekend this place means anything to anyone.
00:23:46Yes.
00:23:47I think it might be a fat old coincidence.
00:23:48It's possible.
00:23:49Jesus.
00:23:50How would you sound like my therapist?
00:23:51Praise be.
00:23:52Here he comes.
00:23:53Look tough.
00:23:54Morning, Martin.
00:23:55Oh, Christ.
00:23:56Before you ask...
00:23:57Yeah, I'm asking you.
00:23:58Yes, I did get your messages.
00:23:59Yes, I did get your messages.
00:24:01What?
00:24:02What?
00:24:03What?
00:24:04What?
00:24:05What?
00:24:06I'm asking you.
00:24:07Yes, I did get your messages.
00:24:08And no, I don't have time to talk about it.
00:24:10Because if you haven't noticed, I'm trying to run a festival here.
00:24:12This is T.I. Hodge.
00:24:13Yes, I know.
00:24:14Millie used to babysit my daughter.
00:24:15Hello, Millie.
00:24:16Hi, Mr. Silver.
00:24:17How's it all going?
00:24:18Getting there.
00:24:19Your mum's been a great help sorting out that bunting.
00:24:20You see, you forget that you're the only person in Ilkley
00:24:22who somehow manages not to know anyone.
00:24:24Boo hoo.
00:24:25You gonna invite us in?
00:24:26No.
00:24:36Peter's mother put her arm around him suddenly and hugged him in silence for a minute.
00:24:47Then she said,
00:24:48Don't you think it's rather nice to think that we're in a book that God's writing?
00:24:53If I were writing the book, I might make mistakes.
00:24:57But God knows how to make the story end just right.
00:25:00In a way that's best for us.
00:25:02Do you really believe that, mother?
00:25:04Peter asked quietly.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07She said.
00:25:08I do believe it.
00:25:09Almost always.
00:25:10Except when I'm so sad when I can't believe it.
00:25:19You think you'll ever write a book?
00:25:20Oh, I have.
00:25:21Unfortunately, no one wanted to publish it.
00:25:24You can stand on the edges in this job, but if your name's not on the list, you're not getting in.
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:30When I was 15, Bobby Rhodes wouldn't let me play in his treehouse.
00:25:35Oh, yeah?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37How did that work out?
00:25:38Well, my brother broke his nose.
00:25:41You're not the average festival goer, are you, Tim?
00:25:44What do you mean?
00:25:47Well, you know, you don't exactly fit the type.
00:25:52What are you really doing here?
00:25:54I'm just, you know.
00:25:57Well, you're teasing.
00:25:58Why shouldn't you be here?
00:26:00All stories in the end, as my dad would say.
00:26:04Sorry we tell them.
00:26:09Wow.
00:26:10Oh, that is fantastic, Margaret.
00:26:12Yes, we will make sure they're still and sparkling.
00:26:15All right, yes, looking forward to it.
00:26:18Okay, take care.
00:26:19Bye-bye now.
00:26:20Bye.
00:26:21Bye-bye.
00:26:22If they cut their hands, you do tricks as well.
00:26:24And for the Nobel winners, what do you want?
00:26:27You won't.
00:26:28Okay, right.
00:26:29Well, I want suspension of all festival events for the next 48 hours.
00:26:32You are joking.
00:26:34It's the final weekend, Louise.
00:26:36I mean, it's the biggest weekend in the bloody calendar.
00:26:40Yes, Martin, and there's been a bloody murder less than a bloody mile away.
00:26:43And the family has my deepest sympathies.
00:26:45They do.
00:26:46But I really don't see what that has to do with us.
00:26:49Unless the police want to start deputising novelists.
00:26:52Don't be a smart-arse, Martin.
00:26:53I'll twat you in the throat.
00:26:54But the reality is we've got 24 hours to find our man before our odds become considerably slimmer.
00:26:58So it would really help our lives if we didn't have a fucking carnival going on around us.
00:27:03You need a holiday, Louise.
00:27:05Get out of Yorkshire.
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:07All right.
00:27:08That's how you feel, Martin.
00:27:09Hey, hey.
00:27:10Perhaps Helen would like to know about this waiter you've been going around with.
00:27:15Italian, isn't he?
00:27:17Very exotic.
00:27:19Louise, Helen and I have been amicably separated for two years.
00:27:25Enrico is my fiancé.
00:27:28Look, I know this weekend means nothing to you.
00:27:31But it's our single largest tourism boost of the year.
00:27:35I've seen Jaws, Louise.
00:27:37Don't, don't make me the mayor.
00:27:39Do you know what, Martin?
00:27:40I've seen Jaws as well.
00:27:42I am fucking Jaws.
00:27:44And you are this far away from getting slapped by my fish dick.
00:27:53Congratulations on your wedding, Mr. Silver.
00:27:56Oh, thank you, Millie.
00:27:58Oh, and regards to your mother.
00:27:59I hope she's doing okay.
00:28:04Fish dick.
00:28:06Fish dick.
00:28:10What now?
00:28:11Follow him home.
00:28:12Post a shit through his letterbox.
00:28:15How about some breakfast?
00:28:17Fine.
00:28:18I mean, they're all at it.
00:28:19The golden age of children's literature.
00:28:23Right.
00:28:24I see.
00:28:30Oh, gosh, I've got to go.
00:28:31Oh, okay.
00:28:32Um, it was nice meeting you, Imelda.
00:28:35It was nice meeting you too, Kim.
00:28:37Bye.
00:28:38Oh, um, there's an end of fest party at the Bannister tonight.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:41You should come along if you want.
00:28:42Uh, yeah.
00:28:43Um, maybe.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Well, it starts at seven.
00:28:46And I promise not to talk about books.
00:28:48What?
00:28:49Oh, my naughty little boy.
00:28:50Oh, my naughty little boy.
00:28:51Oh, my naughty little boy.
00:28:52Oh, um.
00:28:53Tim!
00:28:54Sorry, sorry.
00:28:55Tim!
00:28:56Sorry.
00:28:57For fuck's sake.
00:28:58Oh, oh.
00:28:59Don't look.
00:29:00Don't look.
00:29:02Knock.
00:29:03oh my naughty little boy oh sorry sorry sorry for fuck's sake don't look don't look
00:29:18knock
00:29:21hello
00:29:25hello naughty little boy where have you gone
00:29:31oh hi there hello yeah he's uh he's just okay i like your room
00:29:44let's go
00:30:01there you go love right what can i get for you love oh no um i think it's all right no no no no no no
00:30:20please sausage softy please tina and a black coffee coming up one sausage
00:30:26any news on that dead bloke millie nothing yet and his wife come down this morning identify the
00:30:33body oh poor hen he went from hopney once i don't know do something like that it's awful whoever it
00:30:41is we'll get them yeah throw away the key and let them rot and for you love oh um a bacon sandwich and an orange
00:30:51juice please coming up one bacon i'll get that coffee for you millie
00:30:58here for the festival yeah business or pleasure business pleasure
00:31:07business and pleasure oh you're right yeah well i'd better keep an eye out of you and hunter
00:31:15right there you go then oh enjoy the festival see you around
00:31:28there you go
00:31:44tim
00:31:49tim yeah look in the hotel i wasn't it's all right
00:31:56you don't have to
00:31:59how was your walk
00:32:07it's fine
00:32:09what if we didn't
00:32:14what
00:32:16hurt
00:32:18anyone else
00:32:19i'm not saying i don't want to i do
00:32:23i just want to be sure
00:32:24what's in no i mean
00:32:26sure that it's definitely the right thing
00:32:28let me see
00:32:43ah my boys
00:32:47what will we do with you hey
00:32:51so who wants to start
00:33:02victor
00:33:05we're we're so sorry
00:33:09well that's very gracious of you victor
00:33:12very gracious
00:33:13but you don't suppose i traveled all this way for an apology do you
00:33:18or perhaps you thought i'd just make you say
00:33:22ten hail berries and everything would sort itself out
00:33:25hmm
00:33:27i don't think so
00:33:30do you
00:33:32well
00:33:36it was my fault father
00:33:39good timothy now we're getting somewhere
00:33:41no it wasn't
00:33:42hey hey hey hey
00:33:43that's enough from you victor i'm talking to your brother go on
00:33:46well i made a mistake
00:33:47well i made a mistake
00:33:48yeah you did didn't you
00:33:50a rather big mistake
00:33:53yes father
00:33:54and
00:33:57how do you suggest we fix this rather big mistake
00:34:04i don't know
00:34:07you don't know
00:34:11you don't know
00:34:14i'm sorry
00:34:22yeah all right now we're back to apologies
00:34:24i didn't bring you up to be snivelling pigs did i
00:34:27i brought you up to be kings
00:34:30but we all fall short in the glory of god
00:34:35though your sins be like scarlet
00:34:39they shall be white as snow
00:34:42we'll make it up to you
00:34:45i know you will boys
00:34:47i know you will
00:34:50what's cooking good looking
00:35:02good afternoon
00:35:02how can i help
00:35:03detective inspector brough
00:35:04this is ti hodge
00:35:05i need a record of everyone who's checked in over the last two days
00:35:08i'm not sure i
00:35:09let me just call the manager
00:35:11that won't be necessary sweet son
00:35:14we don't rub well with bureaucracy do we hodge
00:35:18now be a good boy and start printing yeah
00:35:22anything stand out on that list
00:35:25a few families
00:35:26a lot of folk on their own
00:35:28are we really gonna knock on every door
00:35:30you got that right here
00:35:32nope
00:35:34hey look at that
00:35:36i've got professor huckley staying here tonight
00:35:38oh yeah
00:35:38let's start with him then
00:35:39look you might sign your text
00:35:41sir
00:35:44this time you must be certain
00:35:45absolutely certain
00:35:47there's no room for error
00:35:49where do we know for sure
00:35:52that he'll be
00:35:54eh
00:35:54well at the talk
00:35:56good timothy
00:35:58very good
00:35:59at the talk
00:36:00yes
00:36:01i think that's an excellent idea
00:36:04why not let the world see
00:36:07god's wrath made plain
00:36:09but then
00:36:10well
00:36:10but then how would we get away
00:36:13without everyone seeing us
00:36:14i remember the day i took you in
00:36:24like moses in the basket
00:36:27except you didn't even have a basket
00:36:28did you
00:36:29you poor sweet boys
00:36:32and i was willing wasn't i
00:36:34to clothe you
00:36:35teach you
00:36:36love you
00:36:37and what have i asked in return
00:36:40eh
00:36:41what have i only ever
00:36:43asked timothy
00:36:45for our love
00:36:47for your love
00:36:49yes
00:36:50but love
00:36:52wants sacrifice
00:36:55not just obedience timothy
00:36:57you won't forsake me now
00:37:00will you
00:37:00you'll be a good boy
00:37:04yes
00:37:05splendid
00:37:10so
00:37:13we'd better start making arrangements
00:37:15before our
00:37:16distinguished professors
00:37:17arrival
00:37:18afternoon
00:37:25we're looking for professor
00:37:26oxley
00:37:26uh he's not arrived yet
00:37:28can i help
00:37:29detective inspector brough
00:37:30this is ti hodge
00:37:31we're investigating a crime
00:37:32in the area
00:37:32right
00:37:33yeah we're just uh
00:37:34carrying out some routine checks
00:37:36well like i say
00:37:37the professor's not here
00:37:38have a nice day
00:37:39ashley i've got you
00:37:40sleeped out
00:37:41you haven't noticed
00:37:42anything unusual
00:37:43on your cleaning rounds
00:37:43have you
00:37:44my cleaning rounds
00:37:48oh i
00:37:49yeah
00:37:50sorry i just assumed
00:37:51she honestly didn't mean
00:37:52anything by this
00:37:53no i'm sure she didn't
00:37:54i'm here to welcome the professor
00:37:56as part of the festival committee
00:37:57but
00:37:57i do have five minutes
00:37:59if you'd like me to shine your shoes
00:38:00or
00:38:01we're very sorry to disturb you
00:38:02have a lovely day
00:38:03oops
00:38:07all booked
00:38:10old library tomorrow
00:38:11two o'clock
00:38:12good
00:38:13very good
00:38:14right
00:38:14but
00:38:15what if there's security
00:38:16am i going to get near him
00:38:18if they're
00:38:18timothy
00:38:18would you pass me my bag
00:38:20put it in
00:38:26this was my father's
00:38:48great man
00:38:50valiant man
00:38:51sort of man
00:38:52that doesn't exist anymore
00:38:54why stay with my mother for so long
00:38:57i'll never know
00:38:58cowardly woman
00:39:00timothy
00:39:01come here
00:39:02father i think
00:39:03victor be a good boy
00:39:04make me another cup of tea
00:39:06come on
00:39:07right now
00:39:12give me a hand
00:39:13why
00:39:43What now?
00:39:44I'll carry on.
00:39:45You take the Grand Lodge, I'll try the lamp.
00:39:47Don't live.
00:39:48Nope.
00:39:49Why are you telling me this?
00:39:50Because if anything should happen, anything at all,
00:39:55I need to know that you'll be ready.
00:39:57You understand?
00:39:58But...
00:39:59But that is just a thing.
00:40:01You're weak.
00:40:02And God wants to be your strength.
00:40:06Surrender to him, and he will show himself strong.
00:40:11I don't want to.
00:40:14Excuse me.
00:40:18Afternoon.
00:40:19I need to conduct a search of the premises.
00:40:21I mean, I can't.
00:40:22I can't do it.
00:40:23I'm sorry.
00:40:24You are disobeying me.
00:40:27No, I'm not.
00:40:27I just...
00:40:28I don't see why.
00:40:29Be very careful, Timothy.
00:40:31Very careful, remember, who you're speaking to.
00:40:35I molded you out of nothing.
00:40:39Every sermon, every scrap of clothing,
00:40:42every lash.
00:40:43That was me.
00:40:44Do you understand?
00:40:46And now I'm asking for your protection.
00:40:49I have been meek.
00:40:50I have been guided, haven't I?
00:40:52But now they say we must close our church, leave our home.
00:40:56But enough is enough.
00:40:57We shan't bite our tongues any more.
00:41:01We shan't let them laugh at us, humiliate us.
00:41:03Right, that's all the same.
00:41:04Saul hath slain his thousands.
00:41:07David has tens of thousands.
00:41:09And I am asking you for only one.
00:41:11You understand?
00:41:12Just one.
00:41:13Take it.
00:41:13Please, sir.
00:41:14Take it.
00:41:15Take it.
00:41:16Wait, wait.
00:41:19Don't do that.
00:41:22Don't do that.
00:41:27I'll do it.
00:41:30Please, I'd like to.
00:41:33Really.
00:41:34There.
00:41:43There.
00:41:44See?
00:41:46Now everybody's happy.
00:41:51Everybody's happy.
00:41:51Hello, please.
00:41:54Can you open up?
00:42:00I can hear someone in there.
00:42:04Can you open up, please?
00:42:11Hello, my dear.
00:42:13Oh.
00:42:13How can I help?
00:42:15Sorry to disturb you, Father.
00:42:16I'm just looking for a Victor and Timothy Walker.
00:42:21Are you either of those?
00:42:24No.
00:42:25Have they done something wrong?
00:42:28No, no.
00:42:28Not necessarily.
00:42:29It's just they're the names that the room's booked under.
00:42:32Oh, come on.
00:42:34I understand.
00:42:35They're my boys.
00:42:36They booked the room for me.
00:42:37I can't get my head around this modern technology.
00:42:40Right, sorry.
00:42:41So you're saying that they booked this room for you
00:42:43under both of their names, yes?
00:42:45Is that a problem?
00:42:47No, no.
00:42:48No problem.
00:42:51Do you mind if I come in, Father?
00:42:54Come in?
00:42:58Oh, no.
00:42:59No, no.
00:43:00Of course.
00:43:00Come in.
00:43:01Come in.
00:43:09Come in.
00:43:10Ah!
00:43:12No, no.
00:43:13Of course.
00:43:13Come in.
00:43:14Come in.
00:43:14In fact, that's the kettle just boiled.
00:43:19How about we have a chat over a cup of tea?
00:43:22It's funny, though.
00:43:23Just before you knocked, I was thinking about that passage.
00:43:26What is it?
00:43:27Matthew 5.
00:43:29Blessed are the peacemakers, Father.
00:43:30They shall be called the sons of God.
00:43:33Daughters, in your case, of course.
00:43:35Are you religious yourself?
00:43:36Nope.
00:43:37Well, then maybe a chat will be good.
00:43:39If you'll forgive me for saying, you seem to be carrying some pain.
00:43:44That must be exhausting.
00:43:47Actually, do you know, I must be going out.
00:43:48I've got a lot of room to get through.
00:43:49You understand, Father?
00:43:50So, um...
00:43:51Are you sure I can't tempt you?
00:43:53Uh, maybe next time.
00:43:54Well, I hope you find what you're looking for, officer.
00:43:58Good night.
00:44:03Two o'clock tomorrow.
00:44:06As the applause rises,
00:44:09let them see the decrepitude of their idolatry.
00:44:14Good.
00:44:17Now, how shall we spend our evening?
00:44:19Oh, is it wet?
00:44:43Oh, is it wet?
00:44:45I'm wet, trouble.
00:44:47Yeah!
00:44:47Whiskey!
00:44:49Whiskey!
00:44:50Whiskey!
00:44:53You're wet, you're wet.
00:44:53That's your mate!
00:44:54You're wet, you're wet.
00:44:55Ooh, ooh!
00:44:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh!
00:44:58Uh, you, right, you're wet.
00:44:58Ooh, you, right,
00:45:01Aach.
00:45:02Ooh, you, right.
00:45:06Ooh, you, right.
00:45:09Ooh, you, yeah, ooh.
00:45:13You got nothing on the ground.
00:45:15One, two, three, one, two, three, four.
00:45:21That's the way he's doing.
00:45:23I'm just... I'm gonna just...
00:45:27Oi, aye, aye, aye, aye.
00:45:30Let him enjoy his final night.
00:45:33That's the way he's doing.
00:45:40You all right?
00:45:42Oh, you know, surviving. Any major breakthroughs?
00:45:46I won't pull back first, dear. The wind might change.
00:45:48So what now?
00:45:50Oh, I don't know.
00:45:51I think we should wrap up for the night.
00:45:53Call it in. Get a Scotty yard here first thing.
00:45:55No! I'm letting them bastards have it.
00:45:57The killer's here. I can feel it.
00:46:00Hey! It's you.
00:46:02Er, yes, hi.
00:46:04You here for the party?
00:46:05Sorry?
00:46:06Er, the banister?
00:46:08Sort of, yeah.
00:46:10Fun.
00:46:12Goodbye.
00:46:14See ya!
00:46:16She've knobheads a lot of them.
00:46:18Thought they seemed nice.
00:46:20You would.
00:46:21All right, sweetheart. Let's get you off.
00:46:23Oh, it's okay. I don't mind.
00:46:24No, no. I know what you girls are like without your beauty sleep.
00:46:27Drop me back at the office.
00:46:29Lucky me.
00:46:30I'll wrap up for the night.
00:46:32Tomorrow's ours! I know it!
00:46:35Hello. I need to speak to Imeldo.
00:46:56It's a party.
00:46:57Okay. Can I get a name?
00:46:59Tim.
00:47:00Tim.
00:47:01Tim?
00:47:02Tim.
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:04I'm afraid it's invite only here, Tim.
00:47:06Er, you might be better off down the road.
00:47:08Tim?
00:47:09You made it.
00:47:10Hello.
00:47:11It's all right. No idea is with me.
00:47:13How are you?
00:47:14I need to talk to you about something.
00:47:15Yeah, sure.
00:47:16Hi!
00:47:17Hi!
00:47:18I'm afraid bullshit is the lingua franca here. Come on.
00:47:35Imeldo, there's something going on that I need to talk to you about.
00:47:39Something bad is going to happen. I need to...
00:47:41Ah, there she is. Where have you been hiding?
00:47:44Take a deep breath.
00:47:46I'm just making sure I've been hiding.
00:48:03Tim?
00:48:07Shall we...
00:48:08He's one of your followers.
00:48:09Oh, literally, I heard.
00:48:11So what do you do, Tim?
00:48:14I'm, um, a warden at the church.
00:48:18I do the gardens as well, sometimes.
00:48:20Gosh, Imelda, I think you've hooked yourself a live one.
00:48:23Fabian, I do apologise.
00:48:24My friend here is obviously unschooled in the art of tact and tolerance.
00:48:28Oh, Tim, I'm so sorry. I didn't realise.
00:48:30That's all right. I think I'm just going to...
00:48:32No, no, no, don't. Come on, please stay. They're all idiots anyway.
00:48:34Yes, yes, do stay.
00:48:35Fabian was only teasing. We can get you a drink.
00:48:37Imelda, quit out for me for a moment.
00:48:39Oh, um...
00:48:41Just...
00:48:42Lovely, lovely.
00:48:43Um...
00:48:44In fact, perhaps there's something you could help me with.
00:48:49I'm having particular difficulty with a passage in 1 Corinthians.
00:48:54And then the end will come when he hands over the kingdom to God after he has destroyed all authority.
00:49:04Now, do you not think there's an inherent contradiction in destroying all authority whilst handing back power to an omnipotent God?
00:49:12Because the only way I can rectify it in my head, and granted, I won't be as read up on this as you, but in order to make sense of it at all, God the Father will have to face eradication, which I presume means pressing the self-destruct button behind the immovable boulder.
00:49:27That's just a joke, but there is something wonderfully nihilistic in it that God should judge himself so severely to the point of destruction.
00:49:37But I have to admit, that's the kind of God I could really get better than.
00:49:41What do you think?
00:49:47You know what?
00:49:48I think you might be in the wrong group after all, chum.
00:49:57Tim, Tim, where are you going?
00:50:07Idiot!
00:50:18Idiot!
00:50:39Where the hell have you been?
00:50:43Sorry.
00:50:48Are you okay?
00:50:56Enjoying my final night.
00:51:12Where is he?
00:51:14Asleep.
00:51:15I don't have to worry about you, do I?
00:51:18No.
00:51:20No, you don't.
00:51:24I'm sorry, I...
00:51:27I'm back now.
00:51:29Yeah?
00:51:31Yeah.
00:51:35I don't want anyone laughing at us, Vic.
00:51:37They won't.
00:51:39I won't.
00:51:41I won't let them.
00:51:44Just wish everything wasn't so complicated.
00:51:50It's okay to doubt.
00:51:54You know?
00:51:55I doubt too, sometimes.
00:51:56I thought I saw him.
00:51:57Sitting in a restaurant.
00:51:58The bloke that we...
00:51:59That I...
00:52:01I wanted to tell him I was sorry.
00:52:17Tell him...
00:52:19It was a mistake.
00:52:21Because...
00:52:23Didn't he look just like Dad?
00:52:27Hey.
00:52:29Hey.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:34Hey.
00:52:37Hey.
00:52:38Hey.
00:52:41It's alright.
00:52:43It's alright?
00:52:45It's alright.
00:52:46It's alright.
00:52:49It's alright.
00:52:51It's alright.
00:52:52I always look after us, you know that.
00:52:54Yeah. Yeah, I know that.
00:52:58Come on. May?
00:53:02Let's go to bed. Come on.
00:53:06Here we go.
00:53:10Don't wake him. Don't wake him.
00:53:14No.
00:53:24Vic? Yeah?
00:53:36Do you ever wish that we could go home?
00:53:46I really love you, Tim.
00:53:54I really love you, Tim.
00:53:58Till tomorrow.
00:54:02I am.
00:54:04I am.
00:54:06I am.
00:54:08I am.
00:54:10I am.
00:54:12I am.
00:54:16There were three ravens had on a tree
00:54:23Down and down, hey, down and down
00:54:27They were as black as time could be with a dog
00:54:32And one of them said to them, hey
00:54:36Where shall we our breakfast take with a dog
00:54:41They flew away so eagerly
00:54:49Down and down, hey, down and down
00:54:52Pastures knew his search of fear with a dog
00:54:57Behind them time-matched on
00:55:02Spring came next but soon was gone
00:55:05With a dog, derry, derry, derry, down and down
00:55:10Down in yonder greenfield
00:55:14Down and down, hey, down and down
00:55:18There lies a knight slain under his shield
00:55:21With a dog, down and down
00:55:25Nowhere comes a fellow too
00:55:29Great with young as she might go
00:55:32With a dog, derry, derry, derry, down and down
00:55:37Still the spirit
00:55:54Stimely
00:55:58Glories, hiddn't it?
00:56:04It's glorious, isn't it?
00:56:08Perfect day.
00:56:11I've still got to do a second coat of varnish on the pews.
00:56:15Supposed to do it when I got back.
00:56:17Oh, there'll be time.
00:56:24No, you better get going.
00:56:26Don't want to be late.
00:56:29You're...
00:56:32You're not coming.
00:56:34Me? No.
00:56:36Martyrdom is a young man's game.
00:56:39I've placed my trust in you both.
00:56:42Just as the Lord has placed his trust in the three of us.
00:56:50What?
00:56:55I love you both.
00:56:59Good luck.
00:57:04I think I'm going to walk.
00:57:11Fine.
00:57:15For fuck's sake!
00:57:16Fine.
00:57:26As I came, as I came...
00:57:28As I came, as I came...
00:57:29As I can't pretend to be, as I can't pretend to be, as I can't pretend to be, I've heard a last you see.
00:57:35Or as I can't pretend to be, as I can't pretend to be, as I can't pretend to be, I've heard a last you see.
00:57:43Bill, this is the man I was after. Very much looking forward to today.
00:57:47I was just wondering if there was anything you wanted me to say in particular in your introduction.
00:57:53Why don't you do your thing and I'll do mine.
00:57:56Yes, of course. Yes.
00:57:57Er, well, break a leg.
00:58:04Don't break a leg.
00:58:10Ladies and gentlemen, please can you have your tickets ready?
00:58:27Yes, sir.
00:58:30All right, thank you.
00:58:32Next.
00:58:37All right, thank you.
00:58:38Next.
00:58:41Next!
00:58:41Yeah, let me help you.
00:58:43Oh, that's very kind of you.
00:58:46Move your arms out, sir, please.
00:58:47You haven't checked your pockets, sir?
00:58:59No, thank you.
00:59:06The whole bloody thing's made of metal, you retard!
00:59:09All right, okay, go through.
00:59:14All right.
00:59:19Next.
00:59:21Put your arms out.
00:59:22All right, thank you.
00:59:26Next.
00:59:27Next.
00:59:29Just, uh, do you want to tell me?
00:59:30Tim.
00:59:36Tim.
00:59:37Hello.
00:59:38Are you all right?
00:59:39You look a bit...
00:59:40Yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:59:41I've missed all the good seats, so I think I'm just going to head home.
00:59:44Right.
00:59:45Come on, follow me.
00:59:45We don't have to do this.
01:00:13Don't be silly.
01:00:14That's the job.
01:00:15Um, look, why don't you go on?
01:00:17I'll just...
01:00:17We're almost there.
01:00:21I just want you to, um...
01:00:25What bad is that?
01:00:26Excuse me.
01:00:38Excuse me!
01:00:40Oh, thank you.
01:00:42I'm surprised you still came today, after last night.
01:00:57Yeah, well, you know.
01:00:59I'm sorry I shouldn't have left you.
01:01:03You and Huxley seem quite...
01:01:06Oh, yeah, I know.
01:01:08Worst kept secret on the festival circuit.
01:01:11Anyway, it's irrelevant now.
01:01:13Relevant?
01:01:15Yeah, I had this incredible epiphany that if something feels wrong, don't do it.
01:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming.
01:01:32Uh, it's wonderful to see so many of you here.
01:01:35Yes, even you, David.
01:01:38Um, as the festival draws to a close, it is with great pleasure that I introduce our keynote speaker.
01:01:44He's a man who, frankly, needs no introduction.
01:01:49But I'm going to give him one anyway.
01:01:53He's a man of summer draws, but he's a human juggernaut of wit and intellect,
01:02:01and one of the few moral authorities in an increasingly terrifying world.
01:02:06So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together
01:02:11and give a very warm welcome to the one and only Professor Bill Huxley.
01:02:16APPLAUSE
01:02:17Thank you, Martin. I'm positively blushing.
01:02:34Well, I must say I'm rather humbled by how undaunted my readers seem to be,
01:02:41considering that everyone thinks I'm going to be blown up.
01:02:44Personally, I take that as a compliment.
01:02:47Anyway, enough of the sentimentality. We've got work to do.
01:02:53Good morning, Ilkley. Rise and shine for another beautiful day in Yorkshire.
01:02:59Of course, we've got Professor Bill Huxley here.
01:03:02Who's next, please?
01:03:03Yeah, hi, I need 25 minutes.
01:03:04Um, I think we were first, actually.
01:03:06We're going to receive ourselves.
01:03:07Well, right, I don't think you were.
01:03:09But my son's been waiting for 20 minutes.
01:03:10I really need to go!
01:03:12Well, maybe your son needs to learn that the universe doesn't owe him anything.
01:03:15It's like he's got shoes on his feet and he's not being sex trafficked halfway across Thailand.
01:03:19Excuse me.
01:03:21Excused.
01:03:21Hiya, yeah, I need 25 mil of lift...
01:03:23Ah!
01:03:28Remind me why we're in Weatherby.
01:03:29Only place open on a Sunday night.
01:03:33Ah.
01:03:39We've finished that, yeah?
01:03:41Pretty much.
01:03:41Worth it.
01:03:42I don't see why he has to be such a massive prick about the whole thing.
01:03:45Oh, look at you, tough nut.
01:03:46I just think you should be careful what you're ripping down before you know exactly what
01:03:51it holds up.
01:03:52Come on, Hodge.
01:03:53You're lost on this profession.
01:03:54You should join the nunnery, do you?
01:03:57You've definitely got the arse for it.
01:03:59I'll take that as a compliment.
01:04:00Yeah, I do.
01:04:01Nuns at my school, the best buttocks I've ever seen.
01:04:04You're a Catholic?
01:04:06No, of course I'm not a fucking Catholic.
01:04:08Do I look like a ruddy Catholic?
01:04:10No.
01:04:11God.
01:04:12Jesus, do you think I'd let some bloke in a dress moan at me for three hours?
01:04:16Enough of that from the chief super.
01:04:18Mind you, they all start to roll into one, don't they?
01:04:20What?
01:04:21They start to look the same.
01:04:23Won't argue with that.
01:04:26By the way, I don't suppose the lab have got that with results on that bracelet?
01:04:28Mum.
01:04:34What is it, Mum?
01:04:37It's not a bracelet.
01:04:39What?
01:04:41It's not a fucking bracelet.
01:04:44How do you mean?
01:04:45They're beads.
01:04:46They're fucking prayer beads.
01:04:48I don't get it.
01:04:49What time's his talk?
01:04:50Who?
01:04:51Huxley.
01:04:51His talk.
01:04:52What time, what time?
01:04:53Two.
01:04:53I don't...
01:04:54Bollocks, right.
01:04:54How quick are you going to get back into town?
01:04:56A lady sits at the arm from...
01:04:58Hiya.
01:04:58Uh, I need to speak to Martin Silver ASAP.
01:05:01Oh, do you better put your foot down.
01:05:02I think the massive foot might be in trouble.
01:05:03And he said, bye, lady, bye.
01:05:06There's no way you can hide.
01:05:08For the love still will be your love and he will lay your pride.
01:05:12I've often had the accusation of the love of pure sensationalist, said and done to sell books and make headlines.
01:05:21But please don't forget, I only wish to seek the undeniable empirical order of things.
01:05:29Not to divide society, but to improve our lot.
01:05:34Yeah, well, you can tell, Martin, if he doesn't throw me back in the next two minutes, I'm going to string him up by the bollocks and then I'm going to thresh him like a fucking piñata.
01:05:42Yes, a Mexican paper animal full of sweets.
01:05:45Because ultimately there is no justice for the everyday hero.
01:05:50In reality, religion does not convey immortality upon its partisans, but only on those that spread it.
01:05:57All men throughout the history of our various civilizations who have used a false god to justify torture, rape, genocide, the oppression of women and homosexuals, these are the men that religion makes immortal.
01:06:12Not the martyrs, quite the contrary.
01:06:15Immortality is reserved for history's greatest villainies.
01:06:19Liar!
01:06:20You're a liar and a fraud!
01:06:22Shame on you!
01:06:23For if we go on sinning willfully, after receiving the knowledge of the truth, we shall not be forgiven for our sins!
01:06:31Get off me!
01:06:32Get off me!
01:06:33Ah, there goes one of them now.
01:06:35I will be fine!
01:06:40If we might continue.
01:06:42Hello, Brandon!
01:06:43Could you fucking move?
01:06:46Right!
01:06:47Stop it!
01:06:49Right, Kirk!
01:06:50Where, then, does that leave us in relation to morality?
01:06:55If we reject the notion of a prime mover, are we therefore amoral?
01:07:02Absolutely not.
01:07:03To suppose that without ethical laws impressed upon us by some deity, that we would be unable to discern between right and wrong is at best childish and at worst utterly shameful.
01:07:16Go!
01:07:16Go!
01:07:16Go!
01:07:17Go!
01:07:17Go!
01:07:18Go!
01:07:18Go!
01:07:19Go!
01:07:19Go!
01:07:19We must be accountable for our actions and for the decisions from which they derive.
01:07:26We cannot hide beneath a safety blanket, letting ourselves be dictated to by some dusty book.
01:07:33Unless, of course, it's one of mine.
01:07:34The comforts we take for granted every day, shelter, tools, nutrition, these were gifted to us by science, not mysticism.
01:07:51Why, then, won't we trust science when it comes to morality?
01:07:57To be here in Oopley, where Darwin himself made the transition from the tyranny of belief to the sanctity of rational enlightenment,
01:08:07gives me hope that our civilisation will eventually take off the malicious infringement of reality that religion offers,
01:08:16allowing us instead to regain our integrity, our individuality,
01:08:23and celebrate true autonomy of choice
01:08:26between the moral and the immoral,
01:08:31between right and wrong.
01:08:33So, I've made my choice, and now it's up to you.
01:08:37Thank you very much.
01:08:38Thank you very much.
01:09:08Welcome and I am DCI Brough from the North Bradford Police Department.
01:09:14Now, I need everyone to remain calm.
01:09:17There is nothing to worry about.
01:09:18He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
01:09:20Enrico!
01:09:30Come with me.
01:09:31Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on out there?
01:09:43You?
01:09:46Shut up.
01:09:47Give me the gun.
01:09:48No.
01:09:48No, not yet.
01:09:50Come on through here.
01:09:52Get up.
01:09:53Get up.
01:09:53Ow!
01:09:54Ow!
01:09:54Shut up.
01:09:55Come on.
01:09:55Shut up.
01:09:56Ow!
01:09:56Shut up.
01:09:57Ow!
01:09:58Shut up.
01:09:58Nothing, Mum.
01:10:04You seem to be making a habit of this, Inspector.
01:10:08Look, I just thought...
01:10:11I just thought that...
01:10:13Shut the fuck up!
01:10:22Sorry.
01:10:23This one.
01:10:27Ow!
01:10:29Okay.
01:10:30You just thank God.
01:10:31No, no, no.
01:10:32I'm doing it.
01:10:33What?
01:10:33You've done enough.
01:10:35It's my turn.
01:10:37Please.
01:10:39I'll be right here if you need me.
01:10:44All right.
01:10:46You can't be serious.
01:10:52Okay.
01:10:53All right.
01:10:53I'll be right here.
01:11:11Please.
01:11:11Please.
01:11:11Please, Dan.
01:11:12What is it you want?
01:11:15Money?
01:11:15No.
01:11:16No, I don't want money.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:18Listen.
01:11:19What's your name?
01:11:20We met yesterday.
01:11:22I meet a lot of people.
01:11:23It's not always possible to remember everyone's trouble.
01:11:27Michael Francis.
01:11:28Tim!
01:11:28Tim!
01:11:29My name's Tim!
01:11:30Tim.
01:11:31Yes, of course.
01:11:33My name's Bill.
01:11:34Yes, I know who you are!
01:11:35Yes, of course you do.
01:11:37Look, look.
01:11:38Tim, you really don't have to do this.
01:11:41I'm sorry.
01:11:42But I do.
01:11:45Is this about Imelda?
01:11:46That's just a bit of fun.
01:11:47I am here on behalf of Hollywell Paris Church.
01:11:52What?
01:11:52That it's about...
01:11:54That it's about...
01:11:56But you're a Christian!
01:12:00So?
01:12:01Christians send letters that are jihad!
01:12:04Professor Huxley!
01:12:05This is for the souls you've led astray.
01:12:08But that's just words!
01:12:09It's nothing!
01:12:10It doesn't mean anything!
01:12:11Everything all right?
01:12:15Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
01:12:18Yep.
01:12:20I'm gonna kill you, Professor.
01:12:22Please.
01:12:23I'm gonna kill you.
01:12:24And then we're gonna turn ourselves in.
01:12:27Or maybe we'll just kill ourselves.
01:12:30You know, I don't know yet.
01:12:31Anyway, that does not concern you.
01:12:32Please, please don't.
01:12:33Do you repent your sins?
01:12:35I'm begging you.
01:12:36Do you repent your sins?
01:12:37Yes!
01:12:37Louder!
01:12:38Yes!
01:12:39Louder!
01:12:39Yes!
01:12:40Louder!
01:12:40Yes!
01:12:41I repent my sins!
01:12:42I repent my sins!
01:12:45Fuck!
01:12:46What do you know?
01:12:46Come on.
01:12:47Tim.
01:12:49Well done, mate.
01:12:53Everything all right?
01:12:56Tim?
01:13:02What's going on?
01:13:04Shh!
01:13:05Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:13:06We've got to go now.
01:13:09The pattern?
01:13:10Tim?
01:13:11Everything all right?
01:13:12Yep.
01:13:12It's all good.
01:13:13Just give me a second.
01:13:16What do you mean?
01:13:17I mean, I'm getting you out of here.
01:13:20You're gonna live.
01:13:22Hooray.
01:13:24But you just tried to shoot me.
01:13:28Yeah, but no, I'm not.
01:13:29So please, hurry up.
01:13:32So what the fuck?
01:13:33What's that all about?
01:13:36What the fuck is going on?
01:13:38Hey, you.
01:13:39What are you doing?
01:13:40Who's in there?
01:13:41Tim.
01:13:41Come back here.
01:13:43Get back here.
01:13:43Get after him.
01:13:44Open up.
01:13:45Get after him.
01:13:46Go on.
01:13:46You know, open the door.
01:13:48Open the door.
01:13:49It's the police.
01:13:50Come on.
01:13:51I can't believe it.
01:13:53The one imbecile.
01:13:55The one imbecile.
01:13:56Thick enough to actually try to kill me.
01:13:59And he has a crisis of confidence.
01:14:01Keep your voice down.
01:14:02I mean, what kind of fundamentalist changes is fucking mine.
01:14:06Open up.
01:14:07Open up.
01:14:07Open this door right now.
01:14:09Open up.
01:14:10Get out of the car, sir.
01:14:12Don't you dare.
01:14:13Don't you fucking dare drive away.
01:14:14Don't get out of the car.
01:14:16This will trouble you believers, isn't it?
01:14:19You incense burning, bean counting, morning masses for all your pointless frenzy.
01:14:25You never actually put your money where your mouth is, do you?
01:14:27Because if you really believed in an afterlife, if you actually believed there was somewhere
01:14:32else beside this shitty place, you'd spike the sacrament with fucking cyanide and line
01:14:37up to dump it down.
01:14:39This is DCI Hodge.
01:14:41I'm in pursuit of a red hatchback driving normal line.
01:14:44I'm in need of backup.
01:14:45The man may be armed and dangerous.
01:14:47We're picking backup now.
01:14:48Because if you're young, you're just all snibberling little agnostics, aren't you?
01:14:52Pathetic Debbie Doubters.
01:14:54Too terrified to pick a side.
01:14:56Too scared to make a fucking choice.
01:14:59I don't have a fucking key.
01:15:00No, I am making a choice.
01:15:03Come on, you're not even going to be a hero in your own ideology.
01:15:06I don't want to be a hero!
01:15:12I just want to save your life.
01:15:16Even if you are a...
01:15:18a big knob.
01:15:22Now, please, can you help me get this open?
01:15:30I apologize.
01:15:43Acting in self-defense is too good an opportunity to turn down.
01:15:47You can't buy that sort of publicity.
01:15:51Sorry, Chuck.
01:15:51No, no, no, wait!
01:16:00Fuck.
01:16:01Fuck.
01:16:03Fuck!
01:16:04How do you turn this fucking thing on?
01:16:06And he said,
01:16:09Hi, lady, hi.
01:16:11There's no way you can't hide.
01:16:13Oh, no, no.
01:16:13Snibbering me, oh, no.
01:16:15He will lay your car.
01:16:17Why do you sit there, lady?
01:16:19You're falling your road so red.
01:16:21I'll come tomorrow at the same time and have you in me bed.
01:16:25He said,
01:16:25Hi, lady, hi.
01:16:27There's no way you can hide.
01:16:29Just stop.
01:16:30Snibbering me, oh, no.
01:16:32He will lay your car.
01:16:33Away, away, you complex space, would you do me wrong?
01:16:37What a thing to have me made and had that I had kept so long.
01:16:42I'd rather I was telling you, but he laid the grave.
01:16:46And I'll steal a stinko, but I'll steal a mail and hedgehog's hand.
01:16:49And he said, buy, get me buy, I've got no way you can buy.
01:16:54Oh, silly, you're lying, even they're dry.
01:16:58But the black ship, he held his hand, I'm swore upon the water.
01:17:02And he would have no way for the hurtful that does not.
01:17:06I'm lying, lying, lying, lying, there's no way you can buy.
01:17:11Oh, silly, you're lying, even they're dry.
01:17:26Ouch.
01:17:32I want to go home.
01:17:55It was pleasant and delightful on a midsummer's morn,
01:18:16Where the green fields and meadows were buried in corn.
01:18:26And the blackbirds and thrushes sang on every green tree.
01:18:36And the larks, they sang melo the house at the dawning of the day.
01:18:50And the larks, they sang melo the house.
01:18:57And the larks, they sang melo the house.
01:19:04And the larks, they sang melo the house.
01:19:13At the dawning of the day.
01:19:18Two weeks on, Father, what's the mood been like for you in the parish?
01:19:35Well, as I said, we're in shock.
01:19:38Deep shock.
01:19:40We saw no signs of the disturbance of those boys.
01:19:43There's no warning.
01:19:45We just wish we could have done more.
01:19:48And what about those suggesting some link between the church and...
01:19:52Oh, absolutely not.
01:19:53No.
01:19:56No, an ill mind is an ill mind.
01:19:58There's nothing Christian about it.
01:20:00I mean, put it like this.
01:20:03Parishioners are coming back to the church who haven't attended for 20 years.
01:20:09And that's because at moments like this,
01:20:11there is nothing more powerful than community and Christian love.
01:20:18Professor, care to add anything?
01:20:22No, I'm not going to bite.
01:20:24This is hardly the time.
01:20:25But I would just add that I feel oddly grateful for the experience.
01:20:33I mean, I hug my kids a little tighter each night.
01:20:37I kiss my wife a little more often.
01:20:39Is this a softer side to Professor Huxley that will be evinced in future work?
01:20:44Look, both Enoch and I might seem somewhat divisive figures.
01:20:51I mean, we'd hardly share a platform like this in the normal course of events.
01:20:54But we both vehemently reject the terrorism embraced by these young men,
01:20:59particularly in this day and age.
01:21:02We understand the importance of putting aside our differences
01:21:05at a time when common humanity must come to the fore.
01:21:09Amen.
01:21:10Professor Huxley, Father Enoch, thank you very much.
01:21:13You'll be sticking around for a look at tomorrow's headlines.
01:21:15Oh, we're not going anywhere.
01:21:17Fantastic.
01:21:19Back now to the suspected terror attack in Rome.
01:21:22Reports say that a man in his early thirties...
01:21:25Oh, I believe...
01:21:41I believe...
01:21:42I believe...
01:21:43I believe...
01:21:44I believe...
01:21:45In the Lord above.
01:21:48Oh, I believe...
01:21:50I believe...
01:21:51I've been saved...
01:21:53By His sweet, sweet, sweet love.
01:21:56Oh, I believe...
01:21:58I believe...
01:21:59I believe...
01:22:01That the Lord...
01:22:03He loves us all.
01:22:05I believe...
01:22:06I will end up when my sweet Jesus falls
01:22:12I was weak, but now I'm strong
01:22:16With love God's need all day long
01:22:21I believe, I believe, I believe
01:22:26Yes, I believe, I believe
01:22:30I believe, I believe
01:22:33I believe, I believe
01:22:37I believe, I believe
01:22:40I believe, I believe
01:22:44I believe
01:23:03Oh, I believe, I believe, I believe in the Lord above.
01:23:11Oh, I believe, I believe, I've been saved by His sweet, sweet, sweet love.
01:23:18Oh, I believe, I believe, I believe that the Lord, He loves us all.
01:23:27I believe, I believe, I will answer when my sweet Jesus falls.
01:23:35I was weak, but now I'm strong with the love God's need all day long.
01:23:44Oh, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:23:57I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:24:09Well, I believe, I believe, but I do believe in the Lord above.
01:24:17I've been saved by His sweet, sweet love.
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