In 'The Present', a brilliant young boy discovers a family heirloom that allows him to manipulate time. Teaming up with his siblings, he embarks on a heartfelt mission to travel back and prevent their parents' separation. This captivating fantasy drama explores themes of family, destiny, and the powerful desire to rewrite the past.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00You
00:01:25I'm taking all the chicken
00:01:26Just wait until everyone's at the table
00:01:28Hey, still being camp out tonight?
00:01:30Too old for that stuff.
00:01:31I know. I was just kidding.
00:01:32Besides, I didn't go to a party tonight.
00:01:33We talked about that.
00:01:34The answer was no.
00:01:35I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:01:38Everyone's going to be there.
00:01:39Not everyone.
00:01:40Shut up, Max.
00:01:41Oh, gosh. Please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:44Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:46Something's going down.
00:01:47So, your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:01:50all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:52Mm-hmm.
00:01:54This is important.
00:01:57I just said that.
00:01:58I understand.
00:01:59Yeah, okay.
00:01:59Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:02:02because we've decided that we need to make a change.
00:02:07No, I...
00:02:08What are you talking about?
00:02:09They're getting divorced.
00:02:11No, no, no.
00:02:12It's just trial separation.
00:02:13You're going on trial?
00:02:14No, no, we're just going to live apart.
00:02:16No, we're going on trial.
00:02:17There is no trial.
00:02:19I would probably...
00:02:20They're getting divorced.
00:02:21That's what that means.
00:02:22We're going to live apart for a massive...
00:02:23For forever. Just say it.
00:02:24Guys, would you please just listen to me for a moment.
00:02:27You won't be on trial.
00:02:28Taylor, I want to have any crime.
00:02:30Oh, so Taylor can just get up and leave.
00:02:32I don't know.
00:02:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:38Oh, so Taylor.
00:02:55Oh, God.
00:03:25Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:03:39I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:03:42All right.
00:03:44So, we're doing it tonight at dinner.
00:03:48Where will you stay?
00:03:49I don't really know.
00:03:51Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:53Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:57I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:03:59Don't put it on me.
00:04:02Max!
00:04:07Mom!
00:04:07He's doing it again!
00:04:10Hey, Max!
00:04:12You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:04:13Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:04:15I know, I know.
00:04:16He's doing it!
00:04:16Stop it!
00:04:18Guys, guys, listen.
00:04:19This is important.
00:04:20No excuses.
00:04:21We need everyone at dinner.
00:04:23Seriously?
00:04:24Tonight?
00:04:24Wait, will we have favorite chicken?
00:04:26Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:33What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, dad.
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:43Don't you have a plate to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God.
00:04:47Stop.
00:04:49Look at me again.
00:04:49That is enough.
00:04:52Oh, no.
00:04:53God, give me!
00:04:54All right, Mr. Dean.
00:04:54Eric!
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:56What?
00:04:57Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04It's a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:06Go wait in the car.
00:05:08Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're
00:05:12going through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have them put it in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:17You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:23Emma!
00:05:27Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32All right, right down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah, just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:37Hey, Mom.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:42They can bring the clock over here.
00:06:01What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:07Huh.
00:06:08Hokey.
00:06:08This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:06:27over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:2912-hour repeater.
00:06:3112-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:37Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:48Huh.
00:06:48Huh.
00:06:52Huh.
00:06:52Hi.
00:07:15Hey, another package for you and Taylor.
00:07:17Huh?
00:07:18Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:20Oh, yes.
00:07:21You got your bag?
00:07:23It's on my back.
00:07:27Eh!
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:32Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:48Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey, she just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:53She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:55Is she sick of me?
00:07:56She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:01I mean, because she has all these issues that were diagnosed by professionals,
00:08:04he gets to sit in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:07Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09I mean, can you imagine not wanting to be touched, not wanting to go outside?
00:08:14Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That a piece of crap?
00:08:17Max?
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of crap.
00:08:31Let's turn that bar for...
00:08:34We're here together, guys.
00:08:36Let's do this, people!
00:08:37This is our moment.
00:08:38We're gonna take it.
00:08:39No negativity.
00:08:41Let's be positive.
00:08:44What an incredible session in there.
00:08:46Oh, thanks.
00:08:48Sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:49I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:52Are you kidding me?
00:08:53I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:55Really?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah, I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:59Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:09:02My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:09:04I would never sue you, Jen.
00:09:05Never.
00:09:06I would totally sue anybody you want me to.
00:09:09Oh, I mean, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but thanks.
00:09:11No, no, no.
00:09:11I'm serious, Jen.
00:09:12Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:09:13Ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment.
00:09:15What the hell?
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:21You didn't see him?
00:09:23See him what?
00:09:24It's a kid.
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him.
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:29Do you have insurance?
00:09:30You don't.
00:09:43Taylor?
00:09:43Taylor?
00:09:46Taylor?
00:09:57Taylor, did you just...
00:09:59Did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:01Oh, wow.
00:10:13You fixed Grandpa's clock.
00:10:16Wait, is that the time?
00:10:17Okay, I'm late for an appointment.
00:10:19I've got to go.
00:10:20If you want to go out the house, just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:23I love you, too.
00:10:31Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:35I saw him this morning.
00:10:37Dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:40Yeah, Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that.
00:10:46I went to the basement.
00:10:47It's my son, too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:48So sometimes I...
00:10:50I just felt like I was wondering, because when I went down to the...
00:10:54Hello, let's save some of that for space, shall we?
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:59Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:11:00Oh, what is this?
00:11:01What is this?
00:11:03So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:11:06Mm.
00:11:06Oh, yes.
00:11:10As we talked about last week.
00:11:12So, hashtag splitting up.
00:11:15How are you going to communicate this to the three of them,
00:11:17that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:11:21Well, we don't know.
00:11:22That's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:23Mm-hmm.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30Mm-hmm.
00:11:30That's...
00:11:31That's why we're here.
00:11:33Great.
00:11:34Eric?
00:11:35Yes?
00:11:35Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:38Sure.
00:11:38I'm just tired of it all.
00:11:42The distrust, the disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:48Mm.
00:11:48If we're going to be single, maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:52Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother.
00:11:55I hear you.
00:11:56So here's what we'll do, okay?
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:12:02Whew!
00:12:04Shh.
00:12:05Unspooling.
00:12:07We don't know how to unspool it.
00:12:09That's why we're here.
00:12:10That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm going to be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:21You could schedule a test from Quest.
00:12:23Right at your home.
00:12:24Oh, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:25Mm-hmm.
00:12:26And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:27Mm-hmm.
00:12:28Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't, he doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:45Technically, Jen, not to correct you, but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants.
00:12:52But they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:56His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes.
00:13:07My gosh.
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:12In your bag.
00:13:14Huh?
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:18I don't suppose you want to, um, I don't know, go back to the house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or whatever.
00:13:28Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries, you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric.
00:13:57Hey.
00:13:59I thought this was your office.
00:14:00It is.
00:14:01Sometimes.
00:14:02Please, sit down.
00:14:06And here you go.
00:14:08You could have scanned this.
00:14:10Oh, this is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:12Hmm.
00:14:12Oh, I have to confirm.
00:14:14There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:16None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else I'd rather care with than you.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:24You're gonna love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but...
00:14:31I care for you.
00:14:33While I might not know too much about your personal life,
00:14:35I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:39Now, come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:45Are you okay?
00:14:47No.
00:14:47How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:50Something's happening.
00:14:52You feel it, too?
00:14:54It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:58Oh, no.
00:14:59Something is happening to your face.
00:15:01Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:03I'll come now.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:08EpiPen.
00:15:09Oh, God.
00:15:10Richard, are you okay?
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:16No, my one.
00:15:17No, my one.
00:15:18Speak to me.
00:15:18Oh, compartment.
00:15:20Found it.
00:15:21It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:23Woo!
00:15:24Okay.
00:15:25Let's do this.
00:15:26Oh, God.
00:15:30What?
00:15:36Oh, God.
00:15:37Oh, God.
00:15:38Oh, God.
00:15:43Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:47Uh-huh.
00:15:47Please, come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:01I-I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:05It's not peanuts.
00:16:06It's tree nuts.
00:16:08Like almonds.
00:16:11What is it?
00:16:13Sorry.
00:16:13Everything okay?
00:16:16Hey, Emma.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19Oh, sorry.
00:16:20I just lost track of time.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24He's what?
00:16:26When did you ask him?
00:16:27Till tomorrow.
00:16:31That went good.
00:16:42Taylor?
00:16:43Mom?
00:16:43Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:44I didn't know where you were.
00:16:45Is he back?
00:16:46No, he left the house.
00:16:47He never leaves the house.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Okay, Taylor.
00:16:50Go in the basement.
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:53What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be tied.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:10Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:12What restaurant?
00:17:12You're not psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom.
00:17:14He's fine.
00:17:16At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:18Oh, thank you for saving the day.
00:17:35Oh, just do what I'm told.
00:17:38You know, for months I've been just so confident that we're doing the right thing.
00:17:45And then, today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:51Jan, come on, we, listen, we, we, we can wait, okay?
00:17:59We, we, we don't have to tell them tonight, all right?
00:18:03Oh, thank you.
00:18:06Happy to see me?
00:18:08What?
00:18:09Why?
00:18:10You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:12Wait, I...
00:18:12Just straight there.
00:18:14He felt it.
00:18:15Oh, yes.
00:18:16Student had an allergic reaction, so I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:23You did this?
00:18:24You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:25I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:30He must have freaked.
00:18:31Oh, we were at a, uh, a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody, um, somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who, who, who's the, who's the guy?
00:18:39Uh, Richard.
00:18:40Richard.
00:18:40Um, he's, uh, yeah, he's a, a young, a guy that just joined my class.
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:46But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:47I mean, we held hands and, well, that's it.
00:18:50So.
00:18:56Congratulations.
00:18:57Wait, I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:02I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:08I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:12Everyone's gonna be there.
00:19:12Not everyone.
00:19:13Shut up, Ma.
00:19:14Guys, everybody stop fighting, please.
00:19:17Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:19:19So, your dad and I, uh, we wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, um,
00:19:26about something really important.
00:19:28Mm-hmm.
00:19:29Yeah, this is important.
00:19:31I already said that.
00:19:31I know.
00:19:32Okay, so, anyway, you're, Taylor, um, Taylor, I haven't even...
00:19:36Hey, we're not done talking here.
00:19:38Taylor, sweetie!
00:19:39Taylor!
00:19:41Taylor!
00:19:41Taylor!
00:19:44You're really on the...
00:19:46Oh, come on.
00:20:16Oh, come on.
00:20:47Max!
00:20:53Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:00Max, stop.
00:21:02Stop.
00:21:03Mom, go!
00:21:04Mom, he's doing it again. Make him stop.
00:21:06Hey, listen up. This is important. We need everyone at dinner.
00:21:10Seriously?
00:21:11Tonight?
00:21:12Tonight?
00:21:14Okay. All right, honey. I'm going to dispense with all the formalities and just bribe you.
00:21:20What will it take to get you at dinner, huh?
00:21:22Why are you doing this to me?
00:21:24Uh, it's not. It's just tonight, honey, okay?
00:21:27Tomorrow night you can go out with Jacob. Till 10.30 at night.
00:21:3211.
00:21:3411.30?
00:21:35I told you! I don't even want to go out with him!
00:21:37It doesn't have to be Jacob. It could be any of the Old Testament prophets.
00:21:40It's a... I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages and G-rated movies and abstinence pamphlets.
00:21:51Whatever.
00:21:51I mean it.
00:21:53Not just for this. For everything. I...
00:21:55We never have to worry about you.
00:21:58You've never been able to worry about me.
00:22:02There's a difference.
00:22:03There's a difference.
00:22:28Um...
00:22:30I have to tell you something, Jacob.
00:22:34I can't go to Jamie's party anymore.
00:22:37My parents need me at dinner.
00:22:40Emma!
00:22:42I bought these.
00:22:44An entire box.
00:22:45Very optimistic.
00:22:47Let's just do it in my place. Right now.
00:22:49You have a death metal bedspread.
00:22:51And little planes hanging above your bed.
00:22:53Okay, they're Jedi starfighters.
00:22:56Oh my god.
00:22:58This is why you're still a virgin.
00:23:01Guess I looked out then.
00:23:16Speak, if you can.
00:23:17Here, officer.
00:23:18Stay.
00:23:19Good, sir.
00:23:19Why do you start?
00:23:21And the things that you need sound so fair.
00:23:23Oh, hail my back.
00:23:25Hail.
00:23:25What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:23:27Oh, my parents.
00:23:29They want me to have some dinner.
00:23:30Hey, uh...
00:23:32Good stuff.
00:23:34Which is...
00:23:38And on stage, he's so good at killing people.
00:23:42Hey.
00:23:43Eva, can I talk to you for a second?
00:23:47Sure.
00:23:48Sure.
00:23:50There is a party tonight.
00:23:52Jamie's house pairs out of town.
00:23:55And they're close to ourselves.
00:23:56Oh, whatever.
00:23:59After all, he already bought an entire box.
00:24:01Hey.
00:24:19Hey.
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:25You know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:30You're doing really well, by the way.
00:24:32Yeah, the scene.
00:24:35Thanks.
00:24:37So are you.
00:24:38And I'm not just saying that because my character would.
00:24:42All hail.
00:24:43You know, they're, um, they're showing Denzel's version at the university.
00:24:50Um, I thought it'd be fun to see, you know, his interpretation of the Scottish play.
00:24:56I thought that maybe we could, we could do that or something else or just, you know, that.
00:25:01Are you asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No.
00:25:06Maybe.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:13Oh, great.
00:25:16Uh, okay.
00:25:17Um, well, so yeah, it's, it's the night.
00:25:19So, I can't.
00:25:22Why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:25Emma.
00:25:26Emma, your, your mother called the office.
00:25:28There's been some kind of family emergency.
00:25:30Oh my God.
00:25:36Cool.
00:25:37Cool, cool.
00:25:37Cool, cool, cool.
00:25:43Mom?
00:25:57Mom!
00:25:57Dad!
00:26:01Taylor, is mom here?
00:26:02You promised mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore.
00:26:12Hello, Emma.
00:26:13I'm speaking to you as a British pop star, so you'll pay closer attention.
00:26:16I can't believe this.
00:26:17I thought there was an emergency.
00:26:18There is an emergency.
00:26:20At dinner, mom and dad will separate.
00:26:23I need your help to keep them together.
00:26:24That's what this dinner's about?
00:26:34I mean, I knew they were having problems, but mom said they were working them out.
00:26:41How do you know this?
00:26:43The clock can turn back time.
00:26:45Up to 12 hours.
00:26:47What?
00:26:48Come on.
00:26:49I found out when I fixed it the first day it came.
00:26:51That's today.
00:26:55It came this morning.
00:26:56This is the 23rd version of today, which is how I know that mom and dad are splitting
00:27:01up at the end of it, and how I know the next words you're going to say.
00:27:05This is stupid.
00:27:07Yeah, of course you knew that.
00:27:09This is stupid.
00:27:10Um, how about this?
00:27:12Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles.
00:27:13I think I know how to stop mom.
00:27:43But I need your help with dad.
00:27:45They're making a big mistake.
00:27:48How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:51I mean, better now than later.
00:27:53Spoiler alert.
00:27:54Love sucks.
00:27:56It never lasts.
00:27:58Jacob's an idiot.
00:28:01Mom and dad are different.
00:28:02Oh, God.
00:28:24You're done barfing, right?
00:28:25Because I just cleaned my car.
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:33We're off to a flying start.
00:28:42Pull over.
00:28:43Here.
00:28:43Sorry we haven't spent much time together lately.
00:29:00We don't really talk much anymore, do we?
00:29:03I know we're not supposed to talk about the not talking, but you can talk, right?
00:29:11You just don't want to?
00:29:15Look, I don't blame you.
00:29:19Most of what people say is really stupid.
00:29:22I just wonder if...
00:29:26Taylor, where are you going?
00:29:30Taylor!
00:29:31What are you doing?
00:29:38What the hell?
00:29:39What did you do to my car?
00:29:41You didn't see him?
00:29:42Say what?
00:29:42The kid!
00:29:43Taylor, what the hell just happened?
00:29:44The car was hitting you!
00:29:45You almost got killed!
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:50If Mom and Dad knew what you were doing right now, you'd be so grounded.
00:29:53I love being grounded.
00:29:56But that was the easy part.
00:29:57Now is where I need your help.
00:30:07Look at him.
00:30:09No wonder they're in trouble.
00:30:11Mom's beautiful and he's a mess.
00:30:13It's like he's not even trying anymore.
00:30:15And he's smoking again?
00:30:18He's such a loser.
00:30:19How is that our dad?
00:30:21It's all we have to work with.
00:30:22Yeah, I know.
00:30:26I have an idea, but we need money.
00:30:30Taylor, is that real?
00:30:34How did you get it?
00:30:36The stock market.
00:30:38Is that totally ethical?
00:30:43It's for a good cause, right?
00:30:44Okay, so you're going to say to him, it's a promotion, and we're giving free haircuts to everyone in the office, and it's your turn.
00:30:49I don't like lying.
00:30:54How short do you want it?
00:31:00We have 60 seconds.
00:31:01Is this absolutely necessary?
00:31:03I don't want it.
00:31:06I don't want it.
00:31:10It really is.
00:31:10What is theming was?
00:31:10Is this thing for you?
00:31:12I don't want it.
00:31:12I don't want any running fully cash in for you.
00:31:15No one wrong.
00:31:15You don't want it.
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:19All right.
00:31:21You're done.
00:31:23Honey, ooh.
00:31:24Do you understand you lower me?
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26Bye, bye, bye.
00:31:27You're done.
00:31:27Bye, bye.
00:31:29Bye, bye.
00:31:29I don't want it.
00:31:30I'm done.
00:31:30Bye, bye.
00:31:31Bye.
00:31:31Bye, bye, bye.
00:31:31Bye, bye.
00:31:33No. Oh, my God. Oh, no.
00:31:45Um.
00:32:03Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're going somewhere together. This is great.
00:32:19I've never gotten it this far.
00:32:33This is huge. They went home together. We actually did it.
00:32:37We'll see you at dinner.
00:32:57I know I acted like I didn't care when you first told me.
00:33:03I guess it's just easier to act like you literally don't care, right?
00:33:14Because you don't have any control of these things that are happening to you.
00:33:21The truth is, I can't imagine Mom and Dad apart.
00:33:34Oh, crap. Mom's leaving by herself.
00:33:44Mom, Mom, what?
00:33:45What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55What was that weird guy with Mom?
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car.
00:34:02I'm not doing it.
00:34:04I'm not strong enough.
00:34:07Please.
00:34:08I'll explain later.
00:34:09Get back.
00:34:20That's an EpiPen. It can save someone's life.
00:34:22God, you're not even breathing.
00:34:24Where's the EpiPen?
00:34:27Is it here?
00:34:28Oh, God. Not my window.
00:34:30Right there.
00:34:31Oh, God. I found it.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:35Woo!
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:37I'm putting it there. I'm putting it there. I'm putting it there.
00:34:39Let's do it!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing Mom's new weird guy friend isn't going to solve anything.
00:34:49She needs a shock, but not that kind of shock.
00:34:53Oh, my God.
00:34:54She needs a vision.
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Minnie Martin by favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:35:00Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm on my way.
00:35:02No tomorrow.
00:35:03Who's that?
00:35:04Ah, just some crazy man yelling at me from the street. Bye.
00:35:08It's showtime.
00:35:10Hey, Siri. Call Dylan.
00:35:19Go, Dylan. Go.
00:35:23Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
00:35:31Out, out, brief candle.
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot filled with sound and fury signifying nothing.
00:35:38My spouse has died, but yours still lives.
00:35:44A chance to change your fate and fate to you alone gives.
00:35:48See the light and change your way.
00:35:50Change your way and change today.
00:35:53It was really okay?
00:36:01Oh, my God. It was so much better than okay. You totally blew her mind.
00:36:04Okay. And what was that part at the end? That wasn't in the play.
00:36:07I wrote it. Took it the occasion.
00:36:11Wow, you're really good.
00:36:15Thank you again so much for doing this.
00:36:20I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:28Tomorrow.
00:36:30Tomorrow.
00:36:31Tomorrow and tomorrow and...
00:36:33Hey, Macbeth! Move it!
00:36:42Hey, Mom.
00:36:43Oh, hey, kid.
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:45Huh, weird.
00:36:46Oh, yeah.
00:36:49I guess so.
00:36:51No, I'm sorry. I forgot about that.
00:36:53I just saw it lying by the side of the street.
00:36:55I thought that could stab somebody.
00:36:57It would leave it there.
00:36:59Maybe a crazy man?
00:37:00Hey, everybody.
00:37:03Oh, oh, hey, hon. Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:10Looks good, right?
00:37:11Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, about something important.
00:37:17But we're not going to do that tonight.
00:37:20Instead, we're just going to have a nice family dinner, all right?
00:37:22Right.
00:37:23Dig in.
00:37:24I'm going to have this.
00:37:26Thank you very much.
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow.
00:37:33I knew it.
00:37:34I knew his face.
00:37:34I couldn't remember his name.
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40How do you know Dylan?
00:37:41Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class, and he just followed me around a supermarket doing Shakespeare quotes.
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird.
00:37:53Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm going to find out, actually.
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just going to text his mom.
00:37:58No, stop.
00:37:58It was my idea.
00:38:02I thought that it would change your plans, and it did, right?
00:38:09My plans?
00:38:12With Dad.
00:38:14To get divorced.
00:38:16No, that's not what's happening.
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but I...
00:38:20There is no but.
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house.
00:38:23We just don't.
00:38:24We face each other from a place of honesty.
00:38:26Oh, yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks before you went to his car and pulled down his pants?
00:38:31Emma!
00:38:32Emma!
00:38:33What are you...
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private.
00:38:37We met at a restaurant.
00:38:38He had allergic reaction.
00:38:39It was nothing, but I had to give him an injection.
00:38:41You hate needles.
00:38:42Mm.
00:38:46Congratulations.
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody.
00:38:50I knew he'd be a student.
00:38:52Sweetie!
00:38:52No.
00:38:54No.
00:38:54Hey, Emma!
00:38:55Emma!
00:38:56Stay here.
00:38:56What's happening?
00:38:57Emma!
00:38:57Wait, sweetie, guys.
00:38:59I like to...
00:39:00What a piece of shit!
00:39:06Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that.
00:39:08Dude, we're gonna go...
00:39:10...and...
00:39:10...and...
00:39:11...and...
00:39:12Oh.
00:39:33Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:39:37I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:39:42So, we're doing it tonight.
00:39:47Where will you stay?
00:39:50I don't really know.
00:39:52Dan has an extra room.
00:39:55Dan, this place is disgusting.
00:39:57I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:39:59Don't put it on me.
00:40:04Max!
00:40:07Hey, Max!
00:40:17What do you want? I'm rocking out.
00:40:18Go rock out in your own room.
00:40:20With your own headphones.
00:40:21Nobody wants to hear this.
00:40:23That's not true.
00:40:24And leave your sister alone.
00:40:26Why are you always annoying her?
00:40:28See this space? Stay away.
00:40:30So, you're going to tell Taylor about dinner.
00:40:33Then you're going to talk to Max and Emma.
00:40:34Yes, yes.
00:40:35Guys, Mom and I need everyone at dinner.
00:40:40It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage.
00:40:43What does it matter? It doesn't work.
00:40:45It's kind of creepy.
00:40:46It's got these scuff marks all over it.
00:40:48It's got a scratch up here.
00:40:50Looks like the minute hand's missing.
00:40:52You guys didn't drop it, did you?
00:40:54Not yet.
00:40:55Take it out of the basement.
00:40:56Taylor and I think we can fix it.
00:41:14Taylor?
00:41:15Are you...
00:41:16Wow that's incredible don't touch it it's very fragile oh right of course
00:41:43uh amazing uh there's a package here for president obama himself
00:41:50wow well that is amazing why are you moving out tonight taylor were you listening in on
00:42:01our conversation because you know we've talked to you about listening before
00:42:06oh god i love you and your sister your brother so much i never wanted
00:42:28well that is amazing are things okay between you and mom yeah yeah it's fine no matter what happens
00:42:40i love you i mean your brother and sister very much fist bump
00:42:48all right i'll see you a little later all right oh
00:42:55forgot my coat
00:42:59hey eric charlie
00:43:10you have a plastic bag no yeah okay never mind
00:43:15hey devin what's up i'm sorry mr d but i got some not so great news about your apartment
00:43:31apparently harry styles called and wanted your apartment for his l.a.p at the tier
00:43:35offered a bunch of cash and they gave it to him not cool what what are you talking about and i get
00:43:40it i mean i'm totally a styler but also not cool no no no devin but the good news is i checked out
00:43:45another place that we managed that you will love i could show it to you this afternoon
00:43:49great okay well then let's go
00:43:52that's part of the process here oh thanks bill
00:43:58how's devin is he helping uh yeah he's a he's a real go-getter yeah i don't know what i would have
00:44:06done without him in my divorces gotta have a bachelor pad wait till you start putting it to good use
00:44:10how's justin handling it who justin your son oh yeah yeah no he's great i think our relationship's
00:44:21probably it's as good as it's ever gonna be you know uh-huh uh i'm gonna go get a latte yeah grab me
00:44:29one two
00:44:30hey dad oh god oh this is for a friend terrible habit i should he should quit
00:44:38yeah weren't you at school they canceled it you expect me to believe that i believe you were
00:44:44holding that cigarette for a friend fair enough what can i do for you well i have these gift cards
00:44:48from your last birthday that you haven't used these yeah they're brand new unlike your smoking habit
00:44:54which i'm willing to keep a secret if what if you let me give you a makeover
00:45:00what me no what are you talking about dad honey i really do appreciate the thought and
00:45:08the general weirdness of your sudden appearance here but trust me you need one desperately
00:45:17are you sure honey yes i'm sure you don't feel like myself honestly please you just have to be
00:45:25confident but when you see mom please tell me this is your idea okay okay i had nothing to do with
00:45:30it you did it for her no no no no honey this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother
00:45:35right now it's fine
00:45:36oh what happened to you you like it decided to change my look
00:45:45in time for being single no i did it all for you
00:45:49well i don't believe that emma told me to say that
00:45:53she showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover
00:45:57emma yeah well wasn't she at school she said it was canceled
00:46:02that's weird yeah tip of the iceberg weirdest day i've ever experienced
00:46:10well maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight
00:46:13hey hello what is the deal with the deals i don't know let's find out let's find out together
00:46:22come on in how are you good how are you thank you i'm great
00:46:26so um sorry family emergency so this is happening tonight
00:46:37i hear that but what if what if it doesn't
00:46:42what do we have to do together to keep you two from uncoupling
00:46:47i thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner and that's what we've spoken about
00:46:50feels a little soon best not to rush into things i'm sorry did something change because last
00:46:55week last week was so last week am i right
00:46:57i say so many things you know words just come out of my mouth just trying things but this week
00:47:03i'm getting this vibe right that you two are just great people
00:47:07great people who can either hey stay together
00:47:10or make the same mistakes with less great people
00:47:13i don't know just spitballing air why don't we just stay together you guys
00:47:17are you serious i'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice
00:47:21well you just turned around after months of discussion and change your mind
00:47:26true i don't even know what i'm doing there's nothing there there's nothing there
00:47:30there's nothing there
00:47:33i know what i'm doing i'm keeping you two from burning it all down what are you doing
00:47:39putting on the fire cooling you off cool off how about a candy you guys huh let's sweeten the deal
00:47:46for the deals oh you just have a great last name i don't like my last name but we can't pick our
00:47:52danish stepfathers nothing was ever good enough for him i'm okay
00:47:57what about when he sprints us with the water what is wrong with this guy
00:48:03it's so unprofessional who who recommended him bill bill from your work you're right
00:48:09it was it was a hundred percent and by the way you have lost like 10 years this haircut is so cute
00:48:16i don't know does that mean we're touching each other again if so maybe we go back to the house
00:48:24take a nap are you serious well we're still married
00:48:29some countries you'd have to
00:48:33turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up
00:48:57no wonder half the country's divorced
00:49:00why did we stop trying
00:49:04i don't know
00:49:06it's just easier right
00:49:09just give in to it
00:49:12entropy
00:49:14you ever think there's a way back
00:49:20what
00:49:22you ever think
00:49:25what did you say
00:49:35nothing
00:49:36nothing
00:49:39are you all right
00:49:45yeah
00:49:46fine
00:49:47i gotta make a word call
00:49:54got a new private
00:49:56lucky guy
00:49:57how do you know it's a guy
00:49:59lucky guess
00:50:00i'll leave you in private
00:50:03so you make your call
00:50:04private
00:50:05now as you can see everything is up to the minute cutting edge state-of-the-art everything that the modern hot single man
00:50:14especially with this look
00:50:15good-ass boy
00:50:17okay and i want to be clear about this this place is available immediately
00:50:20oh yeah it's all yours no worries and wait till the new hookup see this place i'm talking
00:50:25very enthusiastic consent
00:50:26okay okay and most of the residents are single so you don't have to deal with any annoying kids
00:50:33all right right this way
00:50:34all right here we go
00:50:37and you are going to love this place okay
00:50:46oh it gets a little malfunctioning okay hold on let's do a look
00:50:51there we go welcome to your new bachelor
00:50:54oh my lord
00:50:58it was perfect this morning
00:51:03you know i'm sorry mr deal
00:51:05get this fixed up
00:51:06what am i doing
00:51:15oh god i forgot about that yet
00:51:23who would put it there
00:51:25maybe a crazy man
00:51:26what
00:51:27were you two
00:51:30what
00:51:31never mind
00:51:33um
00:51:34honey
00:51:35can we talk
00:51:37who came up with the idea of a deadline
00:51:40maybe we
00:51:40you know
00:51:41could do it next week
00:51:43or
00:51:43a couple of weeks
00:51:44or the first of the month
00:51:46but you've talked about being in limbo
00:51:48don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy
00:51:51you know that's not what i want
00:51:53and if there's any chance that we can work this out
00:51:57isn't it worth
00:51:57waiting a moment
00:51:59do you really believe that
00:52:01i know
00:52:07i haven't been
00:52:08fully present for
00:52:10a while
00:52:11but you know
00:52:14ever since taylor was born
00:52:15i'm like a
00:52:16ghost in this house
00:52:18i certainly fell off your radar
00:52:20i just
00:52:25i have three kids
00:52:27we have three kids
00:52:28so where have you been
00:52:29you're just so much better at it than me
00:52:34especially with taylor
00:52:37could never reach him
00:52:38at all
00:52:40and i can never reach you
00:52:41i just
00:52:43i don't know
00:52:44just checked out
00:52:45like i've had one foot out the door for months
00:52:48but today
00:52:49something changed
00:52:51really
00:52:51god i i don't want to live my life without
00:52:57my family
00:52:58without my kids
00:53:00without you
00:53:02how do i know
00:53:04you won't have one foot out of the door again tomorrow
00:53:07i'm right here
00:53:11fully committed
00:53:13and you'll let emma keep dressing you
00:53:18yes i will
00:53:23oh emma
00:53:29you can go to your party
00:53:30really
00:53:31yay
00:53:32oh
00:53:35that's a lot of excitement for a party
00:53:38oh
00:53:39i'm not going
00:53:40i'm just
00:53:41happy
00:53:42you know
00:53:43to have the option
00:53:44okay
00:53:48thank you
00:54:01Dad?
00:54:28What are you doing?
00:54:30You know, my grandfather always said the clock can help you now and then, but it was always broken.
00:54:37You can never figure out the gears or the movements, but look at that.
00:54:42Galileo said that a pendulum will stay in motion unless a force acts to make it stop.
00:54:47Otherwise, it'll just go forward and backward and forward and backward.
00:54:53Great-grandfather would be very proud of you, too.
00:54:56Text from your realer? Your new bachelor pad is clean and ready.
00:54:59No, wait.
00:55:00I didn't want to do this for one of the kids, but so much for being fully committed.
00:55:03No, no, no, no. This is a miscommunication.
00:55:04This was supposed to be a trial separation.
00:55:07You were going to stay at Dan's.
00:55:08You said Dan's was gross. I was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids.
00:55:12Yeah, and for your new girlfriend.
00:55:13There's no new girlfriend.
00:55:14You're just a lonely bachelor pad.
00:55:16There's no bachelor pad.
00:55:17You better hope there is, because you need somewhere to stay tonight.
00:55:20And you know what?
00:55:22It's lucky for you.
00:55:23You have a pet suitcase under your bed.
00:55:26No.
00:55:26And I saw it!
00:55:28Jan!
00:55:31Jan!
00:55:36Should I do the honors?
00:55:37Does he look tired to you?
00:55:47One, two, three, three...
00:55:48Two, three.
00:55:50Two, three.
00:55:54I know.
00:55:57He's a thief.
00:55:58He's a thief.
00:56:00So, it's advice for you.
00:56:00One, one, two, three.
00:56:01Some of them.
00:56:02One, two, three.
00:56:02Two, three.
00:56:03Souff anal.
00:56:04One, two, three.
00:56:04Three, four, three.
00:56:05Two, three.
00:56:08One, two.
00:56:11Here.
00:56:12One, two, three.
00:56:13Two, three.
00:56:13One, two, three.
00:57:14Ow.
00:57:18I'm not in my room or eating breakfast.
00:57:36He comes down here.
00:57:37I don't want him involved with this.
00:57:39Involved in what?
00:57:40Have a nice trip.
00:57:40You better...
00:57:41Ow.
00:57:44How'd you know that was gonna happen?
00:57:47Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:50Seriously?
00:57:53That's so cool.
00:57:54Wait, no, no, no, stop.
00:57:59Whoa.
00:58:00It really works.
00:58:01You can't tell anyone about this.
00:58:03Please, just...
00:58:04I don't know, go to school like it's a normal day.
00:58:06But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:58:09Think of us working together.
00:58:10He's earned back the clock.
00:58:12He's stuck with us now.
00:58:12Fine.
00:58:15Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:58:18This is a very delicate situation.
00:58:22Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:58:26Wait, what?
00:58:26Pay attention, Max.
00:58:32The clock is aging.
00:58:34It can't take much more.
00:58:36This day may be our last chance.
00:58:38Let me help.
00:58:40They're my mom and dad, too.
00:58:41So obvious.
00:58:49Dad packed this and not mom.
00:58:51Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts?
00:58:53So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:56Thanks for your help.
00:58:58That sounds so real.
00:58:59It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:59:01Hey, guys.
00:59:02What are you doing down here?
00:59:03I'm going to drive Max to school today.
00:59:04So, you're off the hook.
00:59:06It's a school, but we just...
00:59:07And Taylor, honey, did you know that, um, we're having dinner?
00:59:11We already told him.
00:59:12We're all really looking forward to it.
00:59:15It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:59:19Yeah, it's been a while.
00:59:20Huh.
00:59:21Oh, shoot.
00:59:22Watch out.
00:59:22What?
00:59:34Are you sure you can afford this?
00:59:36We made $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:59:38Is that, like, drug dealing?
00:59:40No.
00:59:40We knew which socks were going up in the first hour, so I put all my babysitting money into
00:59:44them.
00:59:45Okay, mom and dad, let's go to Vegas.
00:59:46We can get one of those high roller suites and have a sibling camp out.
00:59:49Hey, mom.
01:00:00Hey, mom.
01:00:04Teacher sent me from school to get information for a report.
01:00:07Max, what are you...
01:00:08Max, this is Richard, my student.
01:00:11What's up, bro?
01:00:11Cool duds.
01:00:12Yeah, you can leave now.
01:00:14Wait, don't be rude.
01:00:15All right.
01:00:15Please leave now.
01:00:17I'm so sorry.
01:00:18No, it's cool.
01:00:19It's cool.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:20Well, Rose on a mission.
01:00:22Catch you later.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:24Tell me about your first date with dad.
01:00:26How did you get here?
01:00:27I gotta get back to school.
01:00:28Go.
01:00:28First date.
01:00:29Um, okay, so, uh, your dad had tickets to a symphony, and it was classical music, which
01:00:34I'm not into, but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
01:00:37Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall, and next to it was a food truck selling
01:00:41beignets.
01:00:42What?
01:00:42Oh, a beignet?
01:00:43It's like a donut?
01:00:44Right, they don't have a hole in it?
01:00:46Oh, anyway.
01:00:47So, anyway, your dad was like, oh, they smell so good, we have to try one.
01:00:51We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and...
01:00:53Oh, God, I'll never forget that first bite.
01:00:56They were so delicious, and then it started snowing.
01:01:03It was so crazy, because, like, it never snows in town, and it was just so new, and it was
01:01:12so exciting, and it was just like, the city, your dad, life, it was just, it was packed
01:01:23into this one magical moment.
01:01:25Are you okay?
01:01:27Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:01:29I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone, because it really was special.
01:01:37Is it still in a circle?
01:01:39What, sweetie?
01:01:40Even without the hole?
01:01:42A beignet?
01:01:43No, honey, it's shaped like a square.
01:01:46Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:47I have to go.
01:01:49Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:51Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:58A what truck?
01:01:59Like a donut, but square and hole.
01:02:01I have friends in a school orchestra, but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:02:04I have an idea about snow.
01:02:13Does he even care about the fish?
01:02:15Oh, I was just taking him.
01:02:16Max!
01:02:17Oh, Nemo?
01:02:23Oh, no!
01:02:25It had nothing to do with this.
01:02:26You did this for her.
01:02:27No, no, no, no.
01:02:28Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
01:02:31Harry Styles called and he wanted your apartment for his L.A. Petitier.
01:02:42The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
01:02:46You can see it right now.
01:02:47No, no.
01:02:55Bye.
01:03:15Bye.
01:03:15Bye.
01:03:16Bye.
01:03:16Bye.
01:03:17We gotta go. God's gonna be here soon.
01:03:27Really? Not now. This is so fun.
01:03:38This is so much fun. I don't want this day to end.
01:03:41Don't say that.
01:03:42Okay.
01:03:47Hey!
01:04:17What the hell? What'd you do to my car?
01:04:22Bumblebee stole my phone.
01:04:23The whole place is trash.
01:04:25In position. Make the call.
01:04:27Good job, Max. We'll finish everything at home. You know what to do now.
01:04:31Devin, call for you on my line.
01:04:34It's Barack Obama.
01:04:36What?
01:04:37Hello?
01:04:44Is this Devin?
01:04:44Yeah, uh, Mr. President.
01:04:46Devin, I've been trying to reach you all day.
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:48I need a bachelor man.
01:04:49Well, what about Michelle?
01:04:51Okay, well, are the girls coming?
01:04:52Yeah, Malia.
01:04:55Axe man to base. Mission accomplished.
01:04:58Let's do this!
01:04:58According to finderphone, you stole...
01:05:07You're Jen's kid.
01:05:09Summer and Taylor's fault.
01:05:10Let's go, Bumblebee.
01:05:15Oh.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:18This is amazing.
01:05:20Did you?
01:05:27I did not.
01:05:28I...
01:05:28I swear.
01:05:31Wow.
01:05:33It was pretty fantastic.
01:05:35That date.
01:05:37That whole night.
01:05:39Yeah, it was.
01:05:41It was.
01:05:43This is unusual.
01:05:45Smells good.
01:05:47Sure does.
01:05:49Should we get a beignet?
01:05:51I think we should.
01:05:54We're going to have two beignets.
01:05:55Come on, right up.
01:06:01Do it.
01:06:04All right.
01:06:05Here you guys go.
01:06:05Where's Max?
01:06:10It's just as good as they were back then.
01:06:12Back then, I was too terrified to even eat.
01:06:14I was afraid you were going to slap me when I asked you to kiss me.
01:06:17I would have kissed you at any time during that date.
01:06:19I probably would have kissed you hello.
01:06:22Now you tell me.
01:06:29So you didn't do this?
01:06:31I didn't do this.
01:06:32It was Max.
01:06:36Our Max?
01:06:37He grilled me about our first date this morning.
01:06:47Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:49Snow.
01:06:50I want to stay with you and the kids.
01:07:07There's no other home for me.
01:07:09I want you to stay, too.
01:07:20All right, Stuart Little.
01:07:21Judgment day.
01:07:25Max, what happened?
01:07:26Find a phone.
01:07:27I told you to turn it off.
01:07:28I forgot.
01:07:29You know this little dude?
01:07:30Yeah, he's my brother, unfortunately.
01:07:33Neither of my parents are home right now, so thank you for bringing him back, but I'll
01:07:37just take it from here.
01:07:40Well, what's going on here?
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:42Nothing.
01:07:42Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:44Maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:47Let's go, Captain Cliff, though.
01:07:49Tell your mom.
01:07:51Oh, Richard, what are you doing here?
01:07:54Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:56Max, is that true?
01:07:57I'm sorry, who are you?
01:07:59Who's this guy?
01:08:00My student.
01:08:01Friend?
01:08:01Or how do you know my wife?
01:08:04Okay, let's not do this.
01:08:04I just wanted to let Jen know where the kid was up.
01:08:06Eric?
01:08:07Hey, I thought that was you.
01:08:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:10How you doing?
01:08:10All right.
01:08:10Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:08:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:08:14Who's this guy?
01:08:15Devin Ainsworth.
01:08:16I'm Eric Realtor.
01:08:17Realtor?
01:08:18Really?
01:08:18And that bachelor pad?
01:08:19It is red D.
01:08:21Wow, are you kidding?
01:08:22Hey, you know what?
01:08:22It's all good.
01:08:23I'm just going to get going.
01:08:24You want to go with him?
01:08:25Beignets, anyone.
01:08:25Nobody wants a beignet.
01:08:27Can they turn this off?
01:08:28You've got to make this right.
01:08:29Don't turn it back.
01:08:30I mean, you know what?
01:08:31No, it's not.
01:08:32No, it's not.
01:08:33It's a beauty.
01:08:34I love it, too.
01:08:35Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:08:37You need a lawyer.
01:08:38Hold on.
01:08:40Not phone me at night.
01:08:41Great sectional in a hot tub.
01:08:43Quiet!
01:08:45Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today
01:08:48is figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:50And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:52Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner.
01:08:55No, we do not want to go to dinner
01:08:56because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:59Look, don't take my word for it.
01:09:01Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:09:03Max, that's enough.
01:09:03And every time you screw it up,
01:09:04Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:09:08Taylor?
01:09:10No, Taylor, I told you I got this.
01:09:12Max had some sort of seizure this morning.
01:09:34I'm looking at it now, Doctor.
01:09:35Is there nothing we can do?
01:09:37The best thing to do is keep him calm.
01:09:39No surprises or trauma of any kind.
01:09:45What hospital are you at?
01:09:47Dad, I think we're going to need a second opinion.
01:09:49This is a real emergency.
01:09:51Are you kidding?
01:09:52Nobody believes you.
01:09:54God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs.
01:09:56Why would thieves only steal the dining room table?
01:10:07Why not jewelry?
01:10:09Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
01:10:11all in the same place about something important.
01:10:14Yes, this is important.
01:10:16No excuses.
01:10:17We need everyone at dinner.
01:10:19Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you.
01:10:21That's one million dollars.
01:10:23And it's yours to keep.
01:10:24All you have to do is stay married.
01:10:25Where did that money come from?
01:10:27FBI!
01:10:28Nobody moved!
01:10:31So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:10:38Well, I thought they weren't pretty good.
01:10:39It was weird, though.
01:10:40It was like they already knew.
01:10:42I couldn't even...
01:10:43Hey!
01:10:43Hey!
01:10:48Just come here!
01:10:49All right, all right.
01:10:52I get the stage rackin'.
01:10:53Should I get major backin'?
01:10:54I do it for the people.
01:10:55Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:57Amazing news.
01:10:58I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:03Oh, honey!
01:11:04That's amazing!
01:11:04Congratulations!
01:11:06Um, there's just one condition.
01:11:07The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:11:10That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:11:15I mean, it's a religious foundation.
01:11:16I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:11:19But it's not a big deal.
01:11:20You guys are married.
01:11:21The American Foundation for Theater and Marriage?
01:11:24I've never heard of this before.
01:11:25Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
01:11:27I'm sorry.
01:11:28We'll have to do more research.
01:11:29No, forget it!
01:11:30Wow.
01:11:35Weird.
01:11:36They think the foundation is bogus.
01:11:37We just invent a new foundation, right?
01:11:39We need to try cancer again.
01:11:40I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:42No, look at the clock.
01:11:43We can't start over anymore.
01:11:44If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner.
01:11:46Yeah, I know.
01:11:47What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:50Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:56I'm turning it back.
01:11:57Whoa.
01:11:57No, you're not.
01:11:58Stop.
01:11:59Don't fog-fog me, Taylor.
01:12:00Oh, my God.
01:12:01Not until we try everything.
01:12:02We have to try everything.
01:12:03You're going to waste a day.
01:12:05It's over.
01:12:05I'm doing it now.
01:12:06No, you're not.
01:12:10Oh, God.
01:12:12I guess that settles that.
01:12:14We're stuck with today.
01:12:15It's not my fault.
01:12:16Of course it is.
01:12:18This is why I don't want you around.
01:12:20Why I always avoid you.
01:12:22You screw up everything.
01:12:24Only because you never think I can do anything.
01:12:26You can't.
01:12:27You're a walking catastrophe.
01:12:29Both of you.
01:12:30Don't pick on him.
01:12:33Shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:43Wildfire rolling in
01:12:45I'll never get this chance again
01:12:49There's rumble thunder coming round
01:12:53Rising from the empty ground
01:12:57Wonder cover for his flow
01:13:01I'm moving high above it all
01:13:05They never tired of being down
01:13:09I wake him as I hit the ground
01:13:13Don't break my fault
01:13:17I'll lose it all
01:13:22Don't touch
01:13:23Enough
01:13:25To bring me up
01:13:29I'm not turning it down
01:13:42Uh, no, I
01:13:43Actually want to collaborate
01:13:46If you're still talking to me
01:13:48I'm sorry
01:13:49Back and back
01:13:52I'm breaking sound
01:13:53I'm alright
01:13:53Cool
01:13:55What do you have?
01:13:57Alright
01:13:57I'll write what we can say
01:13:59For the music part
01:14:00I'll let you take that over
01:14:02What do you have?
01:14:03Yeah
01:14:04Uh, we could say, you know
01:14:06That they can't have each other
01:14:08Even though, you know
01:14:08They deserve each other
01:14:10Relax
01:14:11This is so good
01:14:12It's like, it's like when pop songs are like really a beat
01:14:15But then you listen to the lyrics
01:14:16It's really the decorations, right?
01:14:18It's hard enough to get the stage
01:14:20Do you have a new year for me?
01:14:21Yeah
01:14:21Yeah
01:14:22I think it's
01:14:22I'll let you bring me up
01:14:26Don't break my fault
01:14:29You're a musical
01:14:33One time
01:14:35Give me up
01:14:37Just bring me up
01:14:41Just bring me up
01:14:47Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:14:52Oh-oh-oh-oh
01:14:54Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:14:58Hello?
01:15:04Hello?
01:15:09Hello?
01:15:10Hey!
01:15:10Take a seat
01:15:11Okay
01:15:12Hey
01:15:16Hi
01:15:17Hi
01:15:17Dad, take a seat
01:15:22Alright
01:15:26This is the story of a couple
01:15:34Jan and Derek
01:15:36Who have everything except for each other
01:15:39By the end of today
01:15:43They won't be a couple anymore
01:15:44Just can't figure out how to live together
01:15:49Father and mother
01:15:52Can't be together
01:15:55Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students all say
01:16:02You just can't change today
01:16:04They just can't change today
01:16:07No way
01:16:07No way
01:16:08No way
01:16:08Do the jobs that you'll be able to provide for everyone
01:16:12You just can't change today
01:16:12People like this
01:16:15Would not stay together
01:16:16No matter the day
01:16:18No matter the weather
01:16:19When one moment might have changed everything
01:16:31when one moment might have made sense of the ring.
01:16:48That was, uh...
01:16:51That was...
01:16:54It was...
01:16:56What was that?
01:17:01Mom?
01:17:31Dad?
01:18:01Dad?
01:18:03Dad?
01:18:04Dad?
01:18:05Dad?
01:18:06Dad?
01:18:07Dad?
01:18:08Dad?
01:18:09Dad?
01:18:10Dad?
01:18:11Dad?
01:18:12Dad?
01:18:13Dad?
01:18:14Dad?
01:18:15Dad?
01:18:16Dad?
01:18:17Dad?
01:18:18Dad?
01:18:19Dad?
01:18:20Dad?
01:18:21Dad?
01:18:22Dad?
01:18:23Dad?
01:18:24Dad?
01:18:25Dad?
01:18:26Sorry, I thought I was off.
01:18:49We ought to do these sibling campouts more often.
01:18:51Yeah, once in a while.
01:18:52We don't want it to lose its specialness.
01:18:56Hey, we should probably return these, right?
01:19:26I see you at dinner.
01:19:38Did he suspect anything?
01:19:51Right, like, uh, did this clock reset the same day 86 times before it exploded?
01:19:56I don't know.
01:19:56Did he?
01:19:57Hey, good morning.
01:19:59What are you guys doing down here?
01:20:00Um, we were just, uh, helping Taylor clean up.
01:20:03Mm-hmm.
01:20:04Such a bummer about the clock.
01:20:06Just broke.
01:20:08Come on, guys, let's go.
01:20:12Come on, girl.
01:20:13I saved you a shotgun.
01:20:14Taylor, come on.
01:20:23We're late for school.
01:20:24So, about tonight, right?
01:20:25No, I'm going to the movie tonight.
01:20:26M&M 2.
01:20:28No.
01:20:28No.
01:20:38No.
01:20:39No.
01:20:40No.
01:20:41No.
01:20:41No.
01:20:44No.
01:20:44No.
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