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A novelist and an accountant meet while they are traveling for work, and though they both are in relationships, their one-night stand could become something more.
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00:02:39It's a seat taken.
00:02:45What's good to eat here?
00:02:55The chocolate explosion cake.
00:02:57That sounds good.
00:03:00Or not.
00:03:02What do you think?
00:03:04You look good.
00:03:05You look good.
00:03:06What are you doing here?
00:03:10Oh, I'm just doing press for my book.
00:03:13Doing a tour.
00:03:14Yeah.
00:03:15Crazy time actually.
00:03:16It's at this party last night with all these famous people there.
00:03:20Prince played at it, which was pretty, pretty cool.
00:03:24No.
00:03:25What are you doing here?
00:03:28Just work.
00:03:30What is it that you do again with it?
00:03:33Analytical processing.
00:03:36Data mining.
00:03:39It's, it's really more, uh, predictive analysis.
00:03:44Do you speak English?
00:03:49Where's home again for you?
00:03:55Seattle.
00:03:56Right.
00:03:57Seattle.
00:03:58You?
00:03:59New York.
00:04:01You ready, sir?
00:04:04Hey, uh, I'm gonna get that chocolate explosion cake.
00:04:11And, uh, you know what?
00:04:12Make it two.
00:04:13One for the lady over there.
00:04:15None for me.
00:04:16No.
00:04:17Just get it.
00:04:18No, one is, it's fine.
00:04:19One is fine.
00:04:20Okay.
00:04:21We could split it if you want.
00:04:34No.
00:04:35Yeah.
00:04:36You?
00:04:37Yeah, yeah.
00:04:39One, two, three.
00:04:40And it's, it was pretty fun.
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:03Hey.
00:05:30Hey.
00:05:31I gotta get down to the lobby. Someone's picking me up at nine. I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
00:05:37No, no. It's fine. It's fine.
00:05:41I left my number for you if you're, you know, in New York. If you wanna give me a shout.
00:05:50I'm never gonna call you.
00:05:54Okay.
00:06:00Have a good day.
00:06:04Have a good day.
00:06:14Have a good day.
00:06:16Have a good day.
00:06:20Have a good day.
00:06:30Have a good day.
00:06:32Have a good day.
00:06:34Have a good day.
00:06:54You okay?
00:06:58Yeah, yeah.
00:07:10I broke up with my girlfriend.
00:07:15Not for you, obviously.
00:07:17I don't know why I just said that.
00:07:19Well, I'm married now.
00:07:21Yeah, I figured...
00:07:26Hey, how was your wedding?
00:07:29Did you have fun?
00:07:38Were there a lot of people at the wedding?
00:07:43Grandmas, grandpas.
00:07:44You have a band or a DJ?
00:07:52You like to dance?
00:08:02What's your name again?
00:08:03You said you weren't gonna call me. You lied. Why'd you call me?
00:08:12Was it the penis?
00:08:14It's handsome. It's a handsome penis. Is that why?
00:08:18That's it.
00:08:19That's it.
00:08:27Where'd you go?
00:08:28Come on.
00:08:49Tell me something about yourself.
00:08:50Like what?
00:08:51Anything.
00:08:53You wanna know my favorite color?
00:08:55You like your work?
00:08:56Yes, I love it.
00:09:02Come on.
00:09:04You wanna know my favorite color?
00:09:05No, I don't wanna know your favorite color.
00:09:08Tell me, tell me...
00:09:09Wait.
00:09:10Just stop talking.
00:09:12Do you have a...
00:09:14Do you have a middle name?
00:09:15Mm-hmm.
00:09:16Yes, I do.
00:09:17Are you gonna tell me?
00:09:18No.
00:09:19Are you just gonna keep turning off the light?
00:09:20Yeah, what are you gonna do?
00:09:22I'm gonna...
00:09:23I'm gonna break the fucking lamp over here.
00:09:34Fine. You get one question.
00:09:36One.
00:09:55Hold on, I'm thinking.
00:10:01Only one?
00:10:03Don't push it.
00:10:06No, no, I get one question. I get one question.
00:10:16Well, time's running out.
00:10:19Turn the light on.
00:10:20Turn it off?
00:10:21Turn it off.
00:10:23It's going off.
00:10:30When's your next conference?
00:10:36You got any brothers and sisters?
00:10:37Are your mom and dad still together?
00:10:38Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
00:10:39Have you ever seen a Ronald Reagan film?
00:10:42You like banal, not choppa?
00:10:44Banal?
00:10:46Choppa?
00:10:47together? Are you a Democrat or a Republican? Have you ever seen a Ronald Reagan film?
00:11:02Would you rather be eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake?
00:11:20Would you rather have a superpower? I didn't even finish what I was about to say. Would you rather have the superpower to fly or to turn me into a buffalo?
00:11:50See ya. I read your book.
00:12:17Oh, yeah? It surprised me. It's just a book. It's not just a book. It's a bestseller. It's in every airport.
00:12:28Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I really liked it. Good. You're a very good writer. Yes, I am.
00:12:38I'm not just saying that. No, I know. I'm good. No, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. That's very nice of you.
00:12:49I met someone. I have a girlfriend. It's not a serious thing. I just wanted to be honest with you that I don't know the rules.
00:12:58We keep on doing this and you have to leave her for me.
00:13:05Maybe you should leave him for me.
00:13:09Oh, my God. I gotta go. What am I doing here? Have a good flight. See ya.
00:13:34Oh, my God. Holy shit.
00:13:50It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Don't do it. Don't do it.
00:13:54Don't do it. Don't do it. I love what I was talking about.
00:13:56I used to be in like a special ed, I'm serious. Like a special ed math class. And it kind of scared me forever. And there was this one kid, Timmy Eckens-Terner.
00:14:20And he was a total fucking freak of nature. And there was this wonderful girl, Marianna Steins. She was born with a hole in her heart.
00:14:30What? Yeah. She was like a little thing with an afro. And she was a neighbor, Marianna Steins.
00:14:38Did she survive? Or did she die from her heart? No, she survived. She's still going. She's a wonderful human being. But the kids made fun of her and then made fun of me because I was hanging out with her, you know?
00:14:50Who was the first person you ever kissed?
00:15:10Christian Iverson.
00:15:14Iverson? Braces. He had braces. I did not.
00:15:18Did he stick his tongue in your mouth? No. He was pretty wimpy.
00:15:24How about the first time you had sex?
00:15:26Mmm.
00:15:28How old were you?
00:15:30Eighteen? College?
00:15:33All my friends, they all had already had sex. So I also felt pressure because I was like the only person, you know? Like hadn't done it yet.
00:15:42Who broke your heart the first time?
00:15:45Ashley Ludden.
00:15:46She would never sleep with me. And I really wanted to make, like, I was like, wow, we've been dating a long time. I wanted this to be the first girl I sleep with. This is going to be special. And then she broke up with me and fucked half the school. And really, she did.
00:15:58No.
00:15:59Yeah. It was like, I don't know. I turned Ashley into a complete slut. Where was that Ashley? Where was that Ashley? Do you ever have an experience with a girl? No?
00:16:13I did with a girl. You did? Yeah. When I was a kid. We'd play like G.I. Joe's and then I'd get shot and he'd nurse me with a blowjob.
00:16:28Wow.
00:16:29Yeah. But I was so young I couldn't even come. I got a blowjob. This is not going to make you like me.
00:16:36You look like the blowjob chronicles.
00:16:39Blowjob chronicles. My first blowjob started with a boy.
00:16:49I'm the king of Monaco, so fuck everybody. I'm the king of the most serene republic of San Marino. I'm the king of LinkedIn Steve. You want to be my princess?
00:17:04I left my pregnant home. I left my crown at home. Oh, terrific. Can we get two more of these, please? Bring the pain. I don't think you feel anything.
00:17:18Bring up.
00:17:20Bring up.
00:17:28One more. Let's go. Run. Run. Run.
00:17:33You feel the pain now?
00:17:36Oh god, okay.
00:17:39Run!
00:17:40Oh my...
00:17:43Do you feel the pain now?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:46Oh, God. Get up. Okay.
00:17:47Come on. Come on.
00:17:51He's late. He's late. He's late.
00:17:52He's late. He's late.
00:17:53Come on.
00:17:58Watch your move.
00:18:00Come on.
00:18:01Come on.
00:18:03Come on again.
00:18:04Come on again.
00:18:05Come on.
00:18:10I love your feet.
00:18:12When I see a beautiful woman, and I look down and I see ugly feet, I get very turned off.
00:18:19And vice versa. If I see great feet, and then I look up and see an ugly woman, I might be extremely turned on.
00:18:26Oh. Oh.
00:18:27What?
00:18:28No, it's good.
00:18:29What?
00:18:30It's good, it's good, it's good.
00:18:31You don't like that?
00:18:32No, it's good, it's good.
00:18:33This nail is so small, and it looks so sad, this nail.
00:18:36But you have to, don't you feel for the underdog a little?
00:18:40I do.
00:18:41Like poor little guy.
00:18:43It's odd that you have, you have no nail there. It's kind of, it's kind of freakish.
00:18:50It's kind of scary.
00:18:51Shut up and paint it.
00:18:53Is it that you, did you dance when you were a kid?
00:18:56Yeah.
00:18:57You did?
00:18:58Mm-hmm.
00:18:59Like ballet?
00:19:00Mm-hmm.
00:19:01Really?
00:19:02Did you do modern dance?
00:19:03Mm-hmm.
00:19:04Jazz?
00:19:05Mm-hmm.
00:19:06Did you ever break dance?
00:19:07Mm-mm.
00:19:08Barefoot Polynesian hula.
00:19:10Mm-hmm.
00:19:11I'm so bad at this.
00:19:12Mm-hmm.
00:19:14Hmm.
00:19:16Mm.
00:19:17Hehehe.
00:19:18Hehehe!
00:19:19Hehehehehehe.
00:19:20Hehehehe.
00:19:21Hehehe!
00:19:22He…
00:19:24Hehehe…
00:19:26Did you have an epic music?
00:19:28Little unrealistic.
00:19:28It's overTON time…
00:19:36You can't use this new story orcorcate that...
00:20:42What do you even like about me?
00:21:06Did you tell me?
00:21:09Yeah, sure.
00:21:11Okay.
00:21:12Do it.
00:21:16You want me to...
00:21:20You want me to tell you what I like about you?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27Um, what do you mean?
00:21:31List, like make a list.
00:21:32Like a top ten list?
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34That's impossible to do.
00:21:35I can't sum it all up.
00:21:36It's not impossible.
00:21:36Um, I think you're a very smart woman, which isn't saying much compared to me.
00:21:49That's good.
00:21:50That's very good.
00:21:50Um, you're beautiful.
00:21:54It goes without saying sexy.
00:21:58I love your eyes.
00:22:00Great eyes.
00:22:01Um, I love your moles.
00:22:05Um, your...
00:22:09The way you walk.
00:22:13Look good doing it.
00:22:15Um...
00:22:17I feel...
00:22:19I feel...
00:22:20Really ugly.
00:22:26Just a horrible person.
00:22:28But then...
00:22:38I like you.
00:22:52I go to sleep.
00:22:54When I wake up, I...
00:22:55I can't concentrate at work.
00:22:58I can't...
00:23:01I love him.
00:23:10I love him.
00:23:15I think.
00:23:20I don't know what to think.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:28I know.
00:23:31I know.
00:23:33I know.
00:23:33What do you like about me?
00:24:00Top 10, go ahead.
00:24:03See? It's hard. It's not easy.
00:24:14I like your laugh.
00:24:17I like when you cry, too.
00:24:19But I don't like when you're sad, but I like when you cry.
00:24:22It's something...
00:24:22How about both at once?
00:24:23When you laugh and cry?
00:24:25Yeah, I love that.
00:24:28And when you laugh, your nostrils kind of play.
00:24:30They're almost, like, breathing right now.
00:24:35It's beautiful.
00:24:36That might be my number one.
00:24:37Bye.
00:24:46Bye.
00:24:47Don't go.
00:24:48Yeah, let's live here.
00:24:50Take another flight.
00:24:51I can't.
00:24:52He's taking me out from the airport.
00:24:53I gotta go.
00:24:53Bye.
00:24:54Bye.
00:24:54Bye.
00:24:54I love you.
00:25:03I love you.
00:25:14Now would be a good time to express your feelings reciprocal or otherwise.
00:25:18Yes.
00:25:19Yes?
00:25:20I love you.
00:25:23That's why I'm here.
00:25:24That's why I am doing this.
00:25:28What are we doing?
00:25:34We're...
00:25:34I don't know.
00:25:35You tell me.
00:25:37I don't know.
00:25:38I'd like to know.
00:25:39Well, you could keep meeting?
00:25:45You mean cheating?
00:25:46Yeah, I suppose.
00:25:48Well, let's call it.
00:25:49I want to keep doing this.
00:25:59I'm happy.
00:26:00No, I'm happy.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:03Yeah, well, I'm still working through that section.
00:26:12Okay.
00:26:13That's awesome, Lauren.
00:26:15Bye.
00:26:16No.
00:26:18So he loved it.
00:26:19I told you.
00:26:20He's a genius.
00:26:21He loves everything, though.
00:26:22That's his way.
00:26:23He's very...
00:26:24He's always very kind.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm telling you.
00:26:25I'm telling you.
00:26:26This is the one.
00:26:26This is the one.
00:26:27It's even better than the first one.
00:26:28Come on.
00:26:28Trust me.
00:26:29I know.
00:26:31I hope you're right.
00:26:32I know I'm right.
00:26:34My second book.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:36You look beautiful.
00:26:37That's how I am.
00:26:39In a manly way.
00:26:44Give me a kiss.
00:26:46Give me a kiss.
00:26:47What's it?
00:26:48I want a kiss.
00:26:48Hey, look over there.
00:26:50Hey, what's that?
00:26:52It's the Empire State Building.
00:26:53We're going to climb that tonight.
00:26:54We're going nuts tonight.
00:26:55We're going to eat.
00:26:56We're going to eat light.
00:26:58We're going to have a nice dessert.
00:26:59We're going to get drunk on wine.
00:27:02And then we're going to fucking dance.
00:27:04Seriously, I'm giving you a fucking New York tour.
00:27:07It's starting tonight.
00:27:08Starting tonight.
00:27:09Not a lot.
00:27:09I've had dinner.
00:27:10There's so many people from New York and work at these offices.
00:27:13Like, you got recognized today.
00:27:16That's so rare.
00:27:17It never happened.
00:27:17And yet, I mean, you know, it's not safe.
00:27:29I understand.
00:27:30I don't think you should feel paranoid.
00:27:32New York's a big city.
00:27:33I don't think anyone's going to recognize you.
00:27:35If they recognize you, if they recognize you, we can be friends.
00:27:38We could be friends walking around New York City.
00:27:39But look, I have an idea.
00:27:42You're not going to be sorry.
00:27:44Just give it a chance.
00:27:48Does it involve food?
00:27:50It's going to be great.
00:27:52Better be, like, the greatest idea ever because I'm really, really into my idea.
00:27:55Into...
00:27:56I don't think I can take a drink.
00:28:07I don't think I can take a drink.
00:28:09I don't think I'll go.
00:28:11It's so easy.
00:28:12I can't catch you around.
00:28:15I'm around my face.
00:28:17It's so easy.
00:28:21I can't catch you around.
00:28:24It's totally amazing because the fact that they gave me more than one team this time means that
00:28:43they see me as somebody who, um, it's good. It's just, it's really, really, really good.
00:28:49And it means I have the power to actually do something for once. The only problem is Aaron,
00:28:57fucking Aaron is going to try to fuck things up for me as usual because he's always jealous.
00:29:08Now, if we merge, then I'll be in a position to run those teams too. So, cold.
00:29:19I can handle him. Now, I just got to kick ass. Then I can pick my projects. I only want to answer to Charlie.
00:29:28That's what I want to do anyway.
00:29:34Am I talking too much? I'm talking too much.
00:29:38No.
00:29:39Are you okay?
00:29:41Yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:29:44Is this you stoned?
00:29:48You get all paranoid and distant?
00:29:50I'm fine. I had a thing.
00:29:54With her?
00:29:55No.
00:29:59You can tell me about her.
00:30:00No, it's not her. It's just, it's nothing.
00:30:03What?
00:30:11My book got killed?
00:30:18Like, really killed.
00:30:19Her abuser.
00:30:30It was like I murdered their children or something.
00:30:33You know what? You just got to move on. It's your second book, you know?
00:30:37Move on? Move on to what?
00:30:39It's, no one's going to read my book now.
00:30:42Well, I think it's good.
00:30:50Nobody gives a shit.
00:30:52I mean, no one cares.
00:30:55You know, I want to do something in my life.
00:30:58I want to, I want, I, you know, I want...
00:31:02Come on, you're just stoned. Come on.
00:31:05I want what I do to matter. What I do matters.
00:31:07And I don't want to just move widgets around.
00:31:12You mean, like, ensuring the continuing growth of major corporations?
00:31:17Hey, without you, who would exploit the people, rape the land, and make billions?
00:31:21That's not very funny.
00:31:23Actually, it is.
00:31:25I'm paid fairly for the work I do.
00:31:29What?
00:31:31High school teachers barely exist over the poverty line.
00:31:34Maybe I deserve more. Maybe, maybe my contribution to the health of this nation is actually worth more.
00:31:39Dollars, right?
00:31:41It's all about dollars.
00:31:43Yeah, actually, it is.
00:31:45You don't create anything. I mean, you know, you just move numbers around.
00:31:50Right?
00:31:52I create efficiency, which creates wealth.
00:31:56For what?
00:31:57Or money.
00:31:59If you do it for the money, then you're just a whore.
00:32:02I do it just for the money.
00:32:04Seriously.
00:32:09Wow.
00:32:11Look at you, you bourgeois pig.
00:32:14Look at you, commie bastard.
00:32:17Seriously.
00:32:19Seriously?
00:32:20Yeah.
00:32:21I think that life is fucking short and we're animals and we have to fucking fight for our food and the weak die and the strong survive.
00:32:32Wow. Who are you?
00:32:34What are you doing in my room?
00:32:36What are you doing?
00:32:37What do you think I'm doing?
00:32:38You're leaving?
00:32:39Not everyone gets to just lay around and have their fucking feelings all day long.
00:32:53Okay?
00:32:54And, you know, get to sort of turn everything that they think or they see into some meaningful reflection of life that makes the world a better place.
00:33:02It's just a book.
00:33:04It's part of the self-loving travesty of the novel as its length.
00:33:12And 139 pages.
00:33:15At least one only has to suffer through it briefly.
00:33:23Not just a book.
00:33:24Why would men give you a love her?
00:33:44Of course they'd love her.
00:33:46Then do it.
00:33:47You want me to do it?
00:33:49I don't want you to do anything.
00:33:50Yes you do. You want me to do it.
00:33:51I want you to do what you feel.
00:33:53Yeah, you know why?
00:33:54Why?
00:33:55Because you, you want it now.
00:33:58That's why.
00:33:59No.
00:34:00Yes.
00:34:01I'm saying, if you love her, if that's true, then you should ask her.
00:34:08Why aren't we together?
00:34:22We are together.
00:34:24Why aren't we living together?
00:34:26Oh, you mean like together?
00:34:28Together.
00:34:29I'd really like to have some chimney, picket fence, and the doggies.
00:34:33Let's see, um, you have a husband.
00:34:37You have a girlfriend.
00:34:39Yes.
00:34:40Right.
00:34:41I forgot.
00:34:42There's that.
00:34:43Husband, girlfriend, husband.
00:34:44I'm serious.
00:34:54You had a divorce?
00:35:07You want me to get a divorce?
00:35:08Yes.
00:35:09Do you seriously want me to get a divorce?
00:35:10Yes.
00:35:11Because you're getting married.
00:35:12And I think that you should.
00:35:13And I think that you should.
00:35:44Is anybody doing it?
00:36:05Buffalo style!
00:36:14How's things going down there?
00:36:16Your life's turning out just the way you thought it would?
00:36:21Your life's turning out just the way you thought it would?
00:36:26I know!
00:36:27It's a fucking puzzle!
00:36:33Help me put it together!
00:36:43How was it?
00:36:50Did you have a band or a DJ?
00:36:54We had a DJ.
00:36:56Was there a lot of people there?
00:36:59Like 70?
00:37:00Oh yeah?
00:37:0175.
00:37:02And it was at night, right?
00:37:03It was a beautiful night.
00:37:04It was actually supposed to be bad weather, but it sounds corny, but it was kind of a magical
00:37:10day.
00:37:11You know, I don't know how much I believe in it.
00:37:14The whole thing is an institution, but I actually had a fucking great time.
00:37:18I never get her anything.
00:37:23I buy her presents, but I take her to the store and I ask her to pick out whatever she likes,
00:37:29and she hates that, so I surprised her with this.
00:37:33I gave her my grandmother's ring, which really meant a lot to me because I love my grandmother.
00:37:40You know, she passed away a couple years ago, and she just went nuts.
00:37:46She loved it.
00:37:47You know?
00:37:48What?
00:37:49You mad?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51You asked.
00:37:52I know.
00:37:53I shouldn't have.
00:37:54We could never be married, you and I.
00:37:56Yeah.
00:37:57No.
00:37:58Why not?
00:37:59Well, you hate the way I stay up late and keep you up late at night working.
00:38:03What about how early I have to get up and how early I fall asleep?
00:38:04There you go.
00:38:05That's annoying.
00:38:06You go to bed at 8.30 at night, Grandma.
00:38:08You hate how I am cold and withholding?
00:38:09No.
00:38:10No.
00:38:11No.
00:38:12No.
00:38:13No.
00:38:14No.
00:38:15No.
00:38:16No.
00:38:17No.
00:38:18No.
00:38:19No.
00:38:20No.
00:38:21No.
00:38:22No.
00:38:23No.
00:38:24No.
00:38:25No.
00:38:26No.
00:38:28No.
00:38:29No.
00:38:30No.
00:38:31No, I don't.
00:38:32No.
00:38:33No.
00:38:34No.
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:36Why not?
00:38:37in our whatever we are whatever this is i i i probably overshare but i tell you a lot about
00:38:45what's going on with me you i don't know it's a mystery so every now and then it'd be nice to know
00:38:49what the fuck you were thinking you're right we could never be married
00:39:07you're mad now
00:39:18you always like to fucking rewrite history that's what that's what you do and then you act
00:39:28you replay it back in your own fucking way and you always paint me out to be the fucking
00:39:33asshole do you not well you're being i like spending time with you i'm sorry i like fucking
00:39:41spending time with you that's all i want to do yeah that's all i want to do okay i don't know
00:39:44i just want to know that you're there for me i know i know it's just when i'm outside when i'm
00:39:48alone when i'm when i'm away from you and i'm and i want to spend some time with you and i text you
00:39:53and i try to find you and then you're you're not anywhere i know it sounds like i'm being a pussy
00:39:57no i know i know i know that it sounds like i'm being a fucking pussy but for me i can't give you
00:40:02more than i'm giving you i can't give you more than that all i'm asking for is a fucking a text
00:40:07message a fucking text message i'm not asking for anything that fucking important okay
00:40:13i'm in it too i'm in it too okay i'm in it too don't make me out to be a fucking asshole
00:40:23i just don't know how
00:40:28how
00:40:31to be in this room with you i don't know how to be in this room with you
00:40:38i mean you know what i mean like i want to see you i'm here for you i came here for you
00:40:47but i don't know how right now i don't feel like
00:40:51you want me here i don't feel like i should be here i don't know i don't know how to like want
00:40:57to be here with you i don't feel like you want to be i mean i know you're saying that but i you
00:41:03know what i mean like i feel like you want to kill me
00:41:04i don't want to kill you
00:41:08i want you fully i want you i want to walk outside i want to walk outside i want to be outside walking
00:41:17with you i don't want to be in a fucking hotel i'm tired i can't open the fucking can you open the
00:41:23windows here can you even open the fucking windows here i can jump out that's why no i'm not gonna
00:41:29jump out i want some fucking air
00:41:59okay i can open up open your eyes
00:42:29i don't want to be in a world in a world in a world you are like
00:42:50Oh, inside, but I can't see you
00:43:10In a world, in a world
00:43:17You are cold
00:43:30I'm on the porch
00:43:34It's, uh, it's small, but cozy
00:43:41My house
00:43:46It's our house
00:43:48And it's me
00:43:51And we, our three kids are playing out in the yard
00:43:54And, and, and, and reading the paper
00:43:59Got my coffee
00:44:04Got you
00:44:06I need a little shed so I can do my pottery
00:44:16You do pottery?
00:44:18I'm very good
00:44:19Really?
00:44:20Yes
00:44:21You are?
00:44:22Yes, I am
00:44:23Don't laugh at me
00:44:25Okay, look at the shed
00:44:26And we're surrounded by trees
00:44:33Lots of trees
00:44:35And a vegetable garden
00:44:37I always wanted a chicken coop
00:44:40Let's get a chicken coop
00:44:42That you feed
00:44:43That we make the kids feed
00:44:45Hey guys
00:44:47Mom wants you to feed the chicken coop
00:44:49Okay
00:44:50I'm not gonna touch the chicken
00:44:52I just wanted a coop
00:44:54Kids are gonna feed them
00:45:03You okay?
00:45:06Yeah
00:45:12Yeah
00:45:13That's a nice thought
00:45:27We don't have to have the chicken coop
00:45:29No, no, no, no
00:45:30We have a house, we have a porch
00:45:32Pottery shed
00:45:34You got your fucking chickens
00:45:35Yeah, we eat vegetables from the fucking garden
00:45:38Yeah, then fuck
00:45:40Or make love
00:45:41Sweet
00:45:42Sweet
00:45:44Sweet
00:45:45Gentle
00:45:46Love making
00:46:12Gonna kill her
00:46:18Gonna kill her, but
00:46:25She writes critics
00:46:28Anonymously
00:46:29The ones that
00:46:30Kill me
00:46:31You know, she
00:46:32Dissects their critique
00:46:33She
00:46:35She defends me
00:46:36Excuse me
00:46:51We leave them
00:46:54And we're together
00:46:57Really together
00:47:06Mike
00:47:26He he he he he he he
00:47:28He he he he he he
00:48:29I'm going to raise the baby with him, with my husband.
00:48:47I'm going to have a baby.
00:48:55I'm going to have a family.
00:48:56You're going to have a family with him?
00:49:06I wish it could be yours.
00:49:18I'm going to have a family with him.
00:49:48I'm going to get some here and take a walk.
00:49:55I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:04I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:13I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:22I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:31I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:40I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:49I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:58I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:01I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:10I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:13I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:22I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:25I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:52I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:57I'm going to have a family with him.
00:52:01I got coffee, I got French Roast, whole milk.
00:52:24I don't drink coffee anymore.
00:52:50My stomach.
00:52:59I didn't think I'd ever see you again.
00:53:15I don't think I can stay.
00:53:24I don't want to stay.
00:53:30I shouldn't have married him.
00:53:35This room is small.
00:53:37I'm going to make it work for my daughter.
00:53:40Color.
00:53:41My parents had a horrible divorce.
00:53:45I'm not going to do that to her.
00:53:50I can't do that to her.
00:53:54What's her name?
00:54:09What's her name?
00:54:16Emma.
00:54:20Emma.
00:54:29That's nice.
00:54:33That's nice.
00:54:35I'm not going to do that to her.
00:54:51I'm not going to do that.
00:54:54I'm not going to do that to her.
00:55:13I'm not going to do that to her.
00:55:29I'm not going to do that to her.
00:55:32I'm not going to do that to her.
00:55:51I saw her.
00:55:54Hey. Hey, it's me. Look, I know we haven't talked, but I just want you to know I'm really
00:56:10thinking about you and I know you didn't, you know, I know this isn't what we were planning
00:56:19and I just want to talk to you. I think I'm, I think I'm really ready to just, just, you
00:56:27know, be friends with you or just I want you in my life in some shape or form. So I want
00:56:33to talk to you more about everything. So just give me a call when you can. Don't forget
00:56:40to erase this message. I'll see you later.
00:56:49What are you doing here? I was at the reading. You were? I didn't see you there.
00:57:18Yeah, I know. I was hiding. I was at the back.
00:57:36Come in. Come in. Oh, yeah. Please come in. Come in. Come in. We moved. I'm in Portland, Maine now. Can't believe it.
00:57:47Can't believe it. She wanted to get out of the city and I was bitching and moaning, but
00:57:51now I'm happy. We got a great garden and, uh. Stop calling me. You got my messages?
00:57:57Yes. Stop calling me. Stop calling me. Stop calling me. Stop calling me.
00:58:04Stop calling me.
00:58:08I know I miss you too.
00:58:32It's just two more cities and I'm home, okay?
00:58:36So don't freak out before I get there.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay, go to sleep.
00:58:40I gotta rest.
00:58:41I gotta wake up and do it all again in the morning.
00:58:43I love you.
00:58:44I love you so much.
00:58:46Okay.
00:58:47Good night.
00:59:08Good night.
00:59:09Good night.
00:59:10Good night.
00:59:11Good night.
00:59:13Good night.
00:59:14Bye.
00:59:16Good night.
01:00:53I was like, oh my God, look.
01:00:55She's so amazing.
01:00:56She has roses on her head.
01:01:00There's blood.
01:01:02I'm severely medicated.
01:01:04I'm an English teacher.
01:01:13Really?
01:01:14Yeah, I took a job at a college.
01:01:25I actually like it.
01:01:35I actually...
01:01:36I'm actually pretty good at it.
01:01:40Yeah, you are.
01:01:41And I leave there and I feel...
01:01:47at peace.
01:01:48Is that Miss Daz?
01:02:01Is...
01:02:02Is he good?
01:02:03Good...
01:02:04Good...
01:02:05Dad.
01:02:06She doesn't want kids.
01:02:18I'm...
01:02:19I'm gonna take a job.
01:02:20I'm a man.
01:02:21I'm an English teacher.
01:02:23I'm not even...
01:02:25Hey!
01:02:26I'm a guy.
01:02:27I'm an English teacher.
01:02:28I'm a guy.
01:02:29I'm a little girl.
01:02:30I mean, you know, I got my hair.
01:02:31I need to get a job.
01:02:32I've got my hair.
01:02:33I don't know.
01:03:03I don't know.
01:03:33I'm sorry.
01:03:35I'm sorry that the plane was fucking delayed.
01:03:39I'm sorry.
01:03:41Hi.
01:03:41Hi.
01:03:44Oh, you need to brush your teeth.
01:03:46Okay.
01:03:48Did she get my text?
01:03:49Mm-mm.
01:03:50You didn't get it?
01:03:51I fell asleep.
01:03:52I mean, we get on the plane, and we wait for about an hour, and then we have to get off.
01:04:06And they sat me in between these two enormous people, and they're eating fucking Chinese food the whole time.
01:04:13Do I smell like Chinese food?
01:04:14All right.
01:04:26Sex.
01:04:29Best sex of your life right now, right here.
01:04:38I'm going to do it anyway.
01:04:39Is that okay?
01:04:40I'll be quick.
01:04:41I'm taking as much work as I can home now, but now she's not napping.
01:05:07You know, you pay someone else to raise your kid, or you do it yourself, but it's like, when I'm at home, I feel like I should be at work.
01:05:16And then when I'm at work, I feel like I should be at home.
01:05:18I'm just tired all the time.
01:05:20I bet.
01:05:20Do you forgive me?
01:05:26Yeah, I forgive you.
01:05:28For what?
01:05:29Sleeping?
01:05:30You're tired.
01:05:31Of course I forgive you.
01:05:34Are you writing?
01:05:42It'll come.
01:05:47It will come.
01:05:48What time is your flight?
01:05:54What time is it?
01:05:58I got to go in ten minutes.
01:06:00No.
01:06:01You're kidding.
01:06:04Oh, my God.
01:06:05I'm so sorry.
01:06:06I totally ruined it.
01:06:06Don't apologize.
01:06:08It's fine.
01:06:08No, it's not.
01:06:09You didn't come all this way just for some $40 orange juice.
01:06:12I came all this way because I like to sleep next to you.
01:06:14I love those bony hips.
01:06:18I'm the one that should be apologizing.
01:06:21Because I entered you last night without your permission.
01:06:26Oh, you did.
01:06:26Did you feel me entered?
01:06:28Was that what that was?
01:06:29Because I felt something.
01:06:35You felt something?
01:06:38Like, like, like what?
01:06:39An earthquake?
01:06:40No, no.
01:06:41I thought it was like a mosquito bite or something.
01:06:44Did you say mosquito?
01:06:50Is that a dick joke?
01:06:52Don't you have to pack or something?
01:06:54You're all ready to go?
01:06:56Let me call you a cab.
01:06:57How does my penis compare to your husband's?
01:07:13What did you guys do for dinner?
01:07:16Again.
01:07:17It's okay.
01:07:18Okay, is that Emma crying?
01:07:30Yeah, I hear that.
01:07:31What happened?
01:07:36You did not.
01:07:40No, it's not funny at all.
01:07:42Put her on.
01:07:42Put her on.
01:07:48Hi, honey.
01:07:50Are you okay?
01:07:54He's not hiding in the closet, I promise.
01:07:56And he's not going to break into your room at night, I'm sure.
01:07:59Because he's not a terrorist.
01:08:02He's a linguist.
01:08:04He's a very nice man.
01:08:06And, okay.
01:08:11Can I talk to Daddy?
01:08:14Don't tell her that Noam Chomsky is hiding in the closet, okay?
01:08:18No, no, no, no.
01:08:24Alright, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:29Call you again.
01:08:49And, okay.
01:08:57I'll cry for you.
01:09:00Okay.
01:09:06Okay.
01:09:06Let's go.
01:09:08Okay.
01:09:08You're welcome.
01:09:10Bye-bye.
01:09:10Come.
01:09:10Bye-bye.
01:09:11Hey, bye-bye.
01:09:13Peace.
01:09:13Bye-bye.
01:09:13Bye-bye.
01:09:15Bye-bye.
01:09:16Bye-bye.
01:09:16Bye-bye.
01:09:16Bye-bye.
01:09:17Bye-bye.
01:09:17Bye-bye.
01:09:47Yeah.
01:09:54You got my message about changing rooms?
01:10:08Where's your luggage?
01:10:10I can't stay.
01:10:11I have like five minutes.
01:10:12I can't.
01:10:13He's here.
01:10:16Who's here?
01:10:17My husband.
01:10:18He's here.
01:10:19He wanted to come.
01:10:20It was like a last minute thing you just said.
01:10:23You know, just come with you.
01:10:25It's like a romantic little, like without Emma getaway right after the conference.
01:10:28So we have the conference tomorrow and then we're vacationing here in this hotel.
01:10:32So he's here right now.
01:10:33Can you explain?
01:10:34Surely you will be...
01:10:43Anything you want.
01:10:46Say something.
01:10:48say something let's tell him the truth
01:10:59i mean this is a great opportunity let's just go down there what room i can't do that right now
01:11:08i'm gonna do it with you no we're gonna go down there together and we're gonna tell him the truth
01:11:13i'll do i'll do it with you i can't i'm telling you i can't do this right now i can't i can't
01:11:17leave him right now please can we talk about this i want to talk about this with you but i just i
01:11:31can't do this right now i just i can't do this right now what do you don't do this what are you
01:11:37doing okay i just i can't get the hotel i want to be with you right i get the hotels i get the hotels
01:11:43i get you for a day i get you for two days if i'm lucky i get you for three days you knew this is
01:11:47i'm so tired of not having you when i want you if i want to have you i want to have you i don't
01:11:53want to share you anymore i'm not leaving him i thought you knew that do me a favor and don't
01:12:02send me uh any more text messages or voicemails don't tell me how much you love me and how much
01:12:08you miss me you want to see me just don't do that anymore that's what you want that's really what you
01:12:12want yeah go ahead get out this is what it is right go back to your husband
01:12:30i don't want to i don't want to do this anymore okay i don't want to do this anymore this is the
01:12:33situation it's not the situation that i wanted okay you know what just get the
01:12:38fuck out of my room leave leave get the fuck out of my room stop don't don't i'm gonna
01:12:42fucking get off me stop it you're hurting me i'm gonna let me go get out of my life stay the
01:12:50fuck out of my life stay the fuck out of my life you cunt you fucking cunt
01:13:20you
01:15:50Let's go through it again.
01:16:03Okay.
01:16:04Six months.
01:16:08Six months.
01:16:09Six months.
01:16:10Six months we're together.
01:16:12Six months we're together.
01:16:14April 12th.
01:16:14April 12th.
01:16:15Chicago.
01:16:16Chicago.
01:16:16No backing down.
01:16:25No backing down.
01:16:27You have to be strong.
01:16:28Fucking kick ass.
01:16:31Fucking Superman strong.
01:16:46Okay.
01:17:01Okay.
01:17:01You can do this.
01:17:08Okay.
01:17:09Okay.
01:17:09You have to be strong.
01:17:11You have to be strong.
01:17:19Okay.
01:17:19Okay.
01:17:20Okay.
01:17:20Okay.
01:17:21Okay.
01:17:21Okay.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:17:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:18:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:18:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:18:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:18:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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