An introverted editor named Charles, accustomed to his solitary life, finds his routine upended when he accidentally locks himself out of his apartment. This unexpected turn forces him to confront the outside world and interact with his neighbors. Experience this charming comedy-drama about stepping out of your comfort zone.
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00:00:00Does he think I'm going to come running
00:00:28every time he snaps his fingers,
00:00:31like that little toy soldier of yours?
00:00:38Yes, it does seem strange, that's sure,
00:00:41but it's nice and solid.
00:00:46Well, I don't know about you, Colin,
00:00:48but I'd like to see Venus.
00:00:50Open number three and hit the beat.
00:00:52I'm going to shoot some game melodical.
00:00:54And as for them, you'll have to track him down for me, won't you?
00:01:13He's old wine, too.
00:01:16Bad wine.
00:01:17And the golden horse.
00:01:18I'll see you next time.
00:01:49So, that's it? You're just gonna lie there?
00:01:53What should I be doing?
00:01:55I don't know, Charles. It's really over. You should just get back out there.
00:01:59What are you talking about? I am getting back out there.
00:02:02You guys were so cute together. Can't there be some hope?
00:02:06No, because we're not doing hope today.
00:02:08All we're doing is packing her heavy-ass boxes, her heavy-ass law books, and her vinyl, and so many clothes!
00:02:18That's sad.
00:02:19Thanks.
00:02:22You're not gonna tell me what went down?
00:02:24It's too long a story.
00:02:26But I am moving her car for her to prove I'm not such a monster.
00:02:29And then, ay-oh!
00:02:31Oh, way too good to be true.
00:02:33I mean, it could be laundry day.
00:02:36So, you still just freelancing? Or what's up with your documentary?
00:02:41Nothing.
00:02:41God, you hear that?
00:02:50Yeah, upstairs neighbors are fighting again.
00:02:53What's their deal?
00:02:53I don't know. I mean, I think they got a kid.
00:02:56You don't know if your upstairs neighbors have a kid?
00:02:58Come on, dude. I think that's probably a sign you need to get out of your apartment.
00:03:02You know, for once.
00:03:03Yeah, I know.
00:03:07I think I'm gonna stay inside and feel sorry for myself all day.
00:03:12Plus, I have a deadline.
00:03:13And I'm waiting on EPS.
00:03:16And, and, I ordered a fool.
00:03:21So now.
00:03:22So many excuses.
00:03:25You need to stop being such a shut-in.
00:03:27Yeah, whatever.
00:03:30What was that?
00:03:31I guess it's an emergency at the hospital.
00:03:33You should probably go.
00:03:35You should too.
00:03:36Seriously, go get some air, dude.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:39Duty calls.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:42Me too.
00:03:42I'll call you back.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:03:45Yeah.
00:03:48No one.
00:03:49No one.
00:03:49Hey, hey.
00:04:16Hey, here you go.
00:04:17Number eight, extra guac horchata.
00:04:19Fifteen bucks.
00:04:20Fif-
00:04:21It went off?
00:04:23Yeah, man.
00:04:24Avocados.
00:04:25And blame the cartels.
00:04:26Oh, cartels.
00:04:27Okay.
00:04:30It's all I got, man.
00:04:32What about the lady who lives here?
00:04:34We broke up.
00:04:35It's too bad.
00:04:36She used to tip.
00:04:38I tip.
00:04:39I just, my heart's broken right now, man.
00:04:42And I must have spaced when I was getting cash.
00:04:44So, I'll make it up to you next time.
00:04:45Well, what if it's not me next time?
00:04:47What if it's the other guy?
00:04:47I'll tell him to hook you up.
00:04:51He's going to keep it, okay?
00:04:52He's a dick.
00:04:53Excuse me, please.
00:04:55Yes, sir.
00:04:57Hey, look, I'm good for it, man.
00:04:59I'll make it up to you.
00:05:01Seriously.
00:05:03I don't make a living wage.
00:05:04How do you afford to live here, sir?
00:05:06Damn it.
00:05:07Hey.
00:05:08It's Andre.
00:05:09Stiffing your delivery guy?
00:05:11Not intentionally.
00:05:12That's the tip.
00:05:14Good one.
00:05:15My girlfriend and I broke up, so I didn't help.
00:05:18Isha left you?
00:05:19She did, but it was more mutual.
00:05:22I asked her to leave, so no.
00:05:24Oh, shame.
00:05:25She always signed for my packages, and she seemed so fun.
00:05:28I get it.
00:05:28She was amazing.
00:05:31Yeah, she was.
00:05:32And she was very cute, and, uh, oh, well.
00:05:36I gotta get these oysters on ice.
00:05:37Oh, uh, hey, Andre, what is your favorite Gardner St. James movie?
00:05:45Oh, uh, the funny one with the, uh...
00:05:48You lousy bandit.
00:05:49Yeah, that's it.
00:05:50Why is he, uh...
00:05:51No, no.
00:05:52Not yet.
00:05:54But, uh, that's a good one, though.
00:05:55Mm.
00:05:58Lousy bandit.
00:05:58Hey, hey, man.
00:06:23Hey.
00:06:24Hey, hey, man.
00:06:25Look, hey.
00:06:26I got the tip.
00:06:27Hey, come on.
00:06:28Dude.
00:06:28I got a tip.
00:06:32Boom.
00:06:33All right.
00:06:35Okay.
00:06:35Actually, can I get a dollar back from that?
00:06:38It's 25% tip, man, for a delivery.
00:06:40Come on.
00:06:41Enjoy your dollar.
00:06:43I will.
00:06:46Appreciate it.
00:06:48Yeah.
00:06:49Okay.
00:06:49Just look right upstairs.
00:07:09He says, you have a beautiful fizzy.
00:07:16It's lovely.
00:07:17It's our first time.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:21Ciao.
00:07:21No.
00:07:22No.
00:07:22No.
00:07:30No.
00:07:31No.
00:07:32Oh, no.
00:07:35No.
00:07:36No.
00:07:38No.
00:07:38No.
00:07:39No.
00:07:39No.
00:07:40Come on, man.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:48Hey, hey, you've got Neil.
00:08:06Hey, Neil, it's Charles.
00:08:10I kind of did a stupid thing.
00:08:11I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:08:14So, if you happen to have a set of spare keys that I hope I gave you, can you please call
00:08:22me back and let me know?
00:08:23Because I am locked out of my apartment.
00:08:25I repeat, I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:08:27Man down.
00:08:28Call me back.
00:08:40Oh, God, the video.
00:08:43Almost.
00:08:44Smiley face?
00:08:54Hey, leave a message for Tony.
00:08:56And if you're calling for go-go-goji energy juice, that is no longer a thing.
00:09:00Hey, Mr. Carabaggio.
00:09:01This is Charles.
00:09:02Hey, I'm in apartment two.
00:09:03Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but I locked myself out of my apartment by mistake.
00:09:11Um, and I'm just wondering if you were in the neighborhood, if you could come by and let
00:09:16me in.
00:09:17This is Charles.
00:09:18Yeah, I locked myself out.
00:09:19Sucks.
00:09:23Yeah, I locked myself out.
00:09:27Sucks.
00:09:30Sucks.
00:09:52Yes?
00:09:53Andre, hey, uh, it's Charles from Two Floors Down.
00:09:57Who?
00:09:58Your fellow building inhabitant, Charles.
00:10:02Isha's ex.
00:10:04Look, I locked myself out.
00:10:06I was wondering if I could come up to your apartment
00:10:09and climb out on your fire escape
00:10:11and go down to see if my window is open.
00:10:14Right now?
00:10:15Yeah, I really need to get back in.
00:10:20All right.
00:10:28So, uh-hem.
00:10:32Perfect.
00:10:37What now?
00:10:38Yeah, I have to be buzzed in, so that...
00:10:42Thank you so much.
00:11:00Andre, I'm sorry to bother you,
00:11:02and I hope that I'm not interrupting anything.
00:11:08Hey, guys.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:12Charles, this is Soren and Sylvia Thorin from Oslo.
00:11:16Sore, Syl, this is Charles from, uh, downstairs.
00:11:20Hi.
00:11:21Hey, I'm Sylvia's.
00:11:22I'm-I'm Charles.
00:11:24I am Char-I'm Charles.
00:11:26Yes, we're in a relationship.
00:11:32Swingers?
00:11:33If you want to phrase it inelegantly, sure.
00:11:36I'm sorry, that's right.
00:11:36That is my bad.
00:11:37And you're locked out, Mr. Charles?
00:11:39Yeah, I grabbed the wrong keys.
00:11:41I grabbed my girlfriend's car keys, so...
00:11:43And where is she?
00:11:44Uh, we broke up.
00:11:47Um, so I'm just moving her car until...
00:11:50Um, I don't know what...
00:11:53Would you like to have some wine with us?
00:11:55An oyster?
00:11:56They are both soleil.
00:11:57Oh, well, if you...
00:11:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:00Charles is eager to get back inside.
00:12:02I'll show you the fire escape.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:07Beautiful.
00:12:08This is...
00:12:09Okay, uh, I'm gonna go.
00:12:11It was nice to meet you.
00:12:12Oh, what is...
00:12:14Oh, yeah.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17It's a swing.
00:12:19Around that.
00:12:20Um, I hate you, bye.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:24Uh...
00:12:25Uh...
00:12:26Uh...
00:12:27Uh...
00:12:28Uh...
00:12:29Uh...
00:12:30Uh...
00:12:31Uh...
00:12:32Uh...
00:12:33Uh...
00:12:35Wow.
00:12:37This is, uh...
00:12:38It's high up.
00:12:40Yes, it is.
00:12:41Bye.
00:12:42Uh...
00:12:42Uh...
00:12:43Uh...
00:12:43Uh...
00:12:44Uh...
00:12:45Uh...
00:12:45Uh...
00:12:46Uh...
00:12:47Okay...
00:12:48Uh...
00:12:49Uh...
00:12:50Uh...
00:12:51Uh...
00:12:52It's okay.
00:12:52I hate my life.
00:12:55This is...
00:12:56This is my life now.
00:12:58Sturdy...
00:12:59Sturdy, sturdy,
00:13:00fly escape.
00:13:01Okay...
00:13:03Uh...
00:13:05Uh...
00:13:05Uh...
00:13:06Uh...
00:13:06Uh...
00:13:07Uh...
00:13:08It's okay.
00:13:08Uh...
00:13:09Uh...
00:13:09I just wanna be inside.
00:13:10Uh...
00:13:11Uh...
00:13:12Uh...
00:13:13Uh...
00:13:14Uh...
00:13:15Uh...
00:13:16Uh...
00:13:17Okay...
00:13:18That's not weird.
00:13:19I'm waiting for a child through a window.
00:13:21A fire escape.
00:13:22Look at the first game.
00:13:25Uh...
00:13:26Wait...
00:13:27Uh...
00:13:28Uh...
00:13:29Uh-huh...
00:13:30Uh-huh...
00:13:31Uh-huh...
00:13:32Come on.
00:13:33Uh...
00:13:35Uh...
00:13:36Uh...
00:13:37I'm going to replace glass.
00:13:54Okay, this is what it's going to do.
00:13:56Hey, you.
00:13:58You on the fire escape.
00:14:00What are you doing?
00:14:02I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:14:06This is my apartment.
00:14:08You locked yourself out on the fire escape?
00:14:11Yeah, no.
00:14:13Just the door.
00:14:14This door?
00:14:15Well, yeah, that one and my apartment.
00:14:18See, I ordered food from Burrito Town.
00:14:21He wanted a tip because I don't get a tip.
00:14:23Ran up, then ran out, gave him a tip, came back, left the keys, locked out.
00:14:27So I went up to my neighbor, used fire escape to come down to see if my window was open,
00:14:31and it wasn't, so I'm out on the fire escape.
00:14:33Okay, I'm going to need to see some ID.
00:14:37My license is in my apartment.
00:14:40All right, I need you to come down here.
00:14:42Okay, hold on.
00:14:44I'll be right down.
00:14:47Come down here.
00:14:49Yeah, but I have to go up to come down.
00:14:50So, you know, I'll be right there.
00:14:53I'm so sorry.
00:15:02See this?
00:15:03This is my neighbor.
00:15:06Does your neighbor have ID?
00:15:13Do you know this man?
00:15:14Well, I wouldn't say I know him.
00:15:16His name is Charles.
00:15:17He lives below me on the second floor, and...
00:15:19Hey, that is my car.
00:15:22Oh, for the...
00:15:22Come on, what time is it?
00:15:25It's not even 11.35.
00:15:27The sign says 11.30.
00:15:28Oh, my God.
00:15:30Are we done here?
00:15:32Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Stay off the fire escapes.
00:15:38Got it?
00:15:38Yes, yes, ma'am.
00:15:40Sorry.
00:15:41Ma'am, I'm younger than you, sir.
00:15:44Sorry about that, too.
00:15:44No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't, don't, wait, I'm moving it.
00:15:46I'm moving it right now.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:48This is yours?
00:15:49Look, I...
00:15:49Oh, this is yours?
00:15:50Yes, this is mine.
00:15:50Okay, then you will be receiving the parking ticket.
00:15:52No, why don't you just not do that, and then we can just all have a good day.
00:15:54You tell me not to do my job.
00:15:56Oh, don't tell me not to do my job.
00:15:58Your job is...
00:15:59What is it before the...
00:16:00You're a fascist.
00:16:10I'm going to go.
00:16:10I'm going to go.
00:16:11I'm going to go.
00:16:11I'm going to go.
00:16:18Oh, hey, Charles.
00:16:24What's up with your AI documentary?
00:16:26I feel like you've been working on it for, like, forever.
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29Five years, actually.
00:16:31So I had to shut it down.
00:16:32But, hey, I need a refill.
00:16:34You guys good?
00:16:35I'll be right back.
00:16:37Bye.
00:16:42The open bar is over at 11, so we got a jet if you want to make it.
00:16:45Yeah, well, I'm tired of party hopping, and I'm tired of this.
00:16:48You sure?
00:16:49I'm going to call the lift.
00:16:52Okay, well, why don't you go?
00:16:54Go without it.
00:16:54I'm tired.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:16:55I'm so over this.
00:17:20You're over what?
00:17:21All of this.
00:17:22Me too.
00:17:23I just want to, like, do nothing.
00:17:25I need to recharge.
00:17:29I was thinking the exact same thing before you walked over here.
00:17:34What's talking to you?
00:17:36I don't know.
00:17:37Maybe I need a collaborator.
00:17:38Collaborator?
00:17:39Mm-hmm.
00:17:42I don't know.
00:17:43I'll just...
00:17:44I'll just...
00:17:44Hold on.
00:17:48Hold on.
00:17:48What's it?
00:17:49Looks like it's me.
00:17:52You found him.
00:17:53One second.
00:17:56Just one second, okay?
00:18:03Yes.
00:18:03Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:06Neil!
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:08Oh, my God, man.
00:18:15Thank you for coming.
00:18:15Of course, of course.
00:18:16Hey, buddy.
00:18:18I got a deadline.
00:18:20What's...
00:18:21Man, I got a cat.
00:18:23Oh, that's cool.
00:18:24I'm allergic, man.
00:18:25You got my keys?
00:18:26Well, I'm pretty sure I put them in my key drawer, but I don't know which they are.
00:18:31Why do you have so many keys?
00:18:34It does seem like a lot.
00:18:37Is that a...
00:18:38Thanks a lot, Andre.
00:18:41My friend, he has my extra keys, I hope.
00:18:49Oh, wait.
00:18:54This is for the bathroom at the office.
00:18:58Try...
00:18:59This one.
00:19:00Yes!
00:19:00Good night.
00:19:02Can you, uh...
00:19:03With that, can that...
00:19:04Come on, Cosmo.
00:19:05Up you go.
00:19:09Oh, wait.
00:19:10That's my ex's, I think.
00:19:12Boy, she'd be pissed.
00:19:14This is so annoying, man.
00:19:16My keys are right there.
00:19:18Right there!
00:19:18So, you and Isha are done, done?
00:19:23She cheated on me.
00:19:26Don't tell anybody.
00:19:27Oh, no, really?
00:19:29Well, screw her, then.
00:19:32You ever been...
00:19:33Cheated on?
00:19:36Probably.
00:19:38How'd you find out?
00:19:40She told me.
00:19:42Yeah, she even apologized.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:46Is that cool of her?
00:19:47It seems cool.
00:19:49It is what it is, I guess.
00:19:50My mailbox key!
00:19:52I've been looking for this.
00:19:53Sorry, you were saying?
00:19:55Nothing.
00:19:56Nothing.
00:19:57Just, yeah, she apologized.
00:19:59But it doesn't change that she did it, though.
00:20:02Now who, what?
00:20:03Some asshole.
00:20:05I mean...
00:20:06I just want to fuck!
00:20:09You want to what?
00:20:10My car.
00:20:11Her car.
00:20:12Hey, wait, wait.
00:20:14I'm here.
00:20:14I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
00:20:15Wait, wait!
00:20:16Come on, you just started!
00:20:17When I start typing, it's over.
00:20:21I should ding you for driving without shoes on, too.
00:20:24Come, give me a break.
00:20:25And without a license on your person.
00:20:26But my license is right there.
00:20:28Right there in my apartment, you see that?
00:20:29That's my apartment, I live here.
00:20:31You're not even a real...
00:20:33What's...
00:20:34Z Slater?
00:20:35What's the Z for?
00:20:36Officer Slater.
00:20:38Okay, Officer Slater.
00:20:40Shouldn't you be able to arrest some real criminals or something?
00:20:42City drivers are real criminals.
00:20:43Says who?
00:20:43Says me.
00:20:44Who are you?
00:20:45Someone who knows.
00:20:49Now move your car, or I'll ticket it again in ten.
00:20:55Wait.
00:20:56Nuh-uh.
00:20:57What?
00:20:58What did I just say?
00:21:00My...
00:21:0171531, that's your number?
00:21:05Take a look.
00:21:06I won't forget that.
00:21:07Officer.
00:21:08Slaters?
00:21:09Slater.
00:21:10Whatever.
00:21:11She's a big policeman!
00:21:16Going into my apartment, officer?
00:21:18Sure.
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:24It's...
00:21:24It's me again.
00:21:25Can you...
00:21:26Buzz me?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28I took a...
00:21:28One point...
00:21:32Nope.
00:21:33Damn it.
00:21:37What am I going to do with all these keys?
00:21:39It feels weird to throw out keys.
00:21:46Even dead ones.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Hey, could you, uh...
00:21:52Could you move Isha's car to a good spot?
00:21:55You and Isha broke up, but you're still moving her car.
00:21:58If you could just...
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:04Watch Cosmo.
00:22:05Allergic to cats.
00:22:33Sucks.
00:22:34Right now.
00:22:40Cool.
00:22:41Kill me.
00:22:49God bless you.
00:22:56I let myself out.
00:22:57Without your shoes?
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00What size are you?
00:23:01Thirteen.
00:23:02Too bad.
00:23:04My husband's a size ten.
00:23:06I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:23:08Charles.
00:23:10Excuse me.
00:23:12Thank God.
00:23:12It's my landlord.
00:23:15Uh.
00:23:16Hi, Mr. Caravaggio.
00:23:17How are you?
00:23:17Can't talk.
00:23:18I'm driving.
00:23:18What's up?
00:23:19I locked myself out.
00:23:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23:22You couldn't have picked the worst day.
00:23:24I'm taking my mother-in-law to the eye doctor.
00:23:26She got cataracts.
00:23:27Pick a fucking lame shit bag.
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:30Sorry, Carl.
00:23:30You were saying?
00:23:31No problem.
00:23:32It's Charles.
00:23:33Um, I don't mean to bother you.
00:23:35It's just that I kind of have a work thing that I have.
00:23:37I'll come ASAP.
00:23:38Just promise me you won't go to a locksmith.
00:23:40You know they make copies of your keys and steal your shit.
00:23:43You know that, right?
00:23:43So, how long are we thinking, time-wise?
00:23:46As soon as I can call.
00:23:47Eat my dick, you motherfucker!
00:23:53Bless you.
00:23:54Oh.
00:23:55It took your sleep time.
00:24:11Yeah, but the spot I got is fire.
00:24:14Good till Tuesday.
00:24:16Wow, you really are allergic.
00:24:20Well, these worms ain't gonna radiate themselves.
00:24:24Oh, my dude.
00:24:26All right, then.
00:24:28Adios, amigo.
00:24:34Nice.
00:24:37You make Charles sad.
00:24:40Agreed.
00:24:46Hi, Charlie.
00:24:48I'm locked out.
00:24:49You're what?
00:24:50I fucking locked myself out of my apartment with no shoes.
00:24:55But I got Wi-Fi.
00:24:56Poor Charles.
00:24:58Well, it looks like a beautiful day.
00:25:00God, I miss fall in New York.
00:25:02Yeah, I guess.
00:25:04Hey, aren't you curious about this little boo-boo?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Um, what's up with that?
00:25:10All the power went out in the nursery,
00:25:12so all the OBs are watching the little ones.
00:25:13Whoa, crazy.
00:25:14You know, we can talk about that later
00:25:15because my battery's low,
00:25:16and I'm gonna see how far I can stretch this dollar.
00:25:19Copy that.
00:25:20Say goodbye to Charlie.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:31Wait.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:33Wait.
00:25:33Wait.
00:25:33you talk about the outside world and not liking it but how did I mean how would you even know
00:26:01we we never go out we never go out because I like being at home with you I like being at home with
00:26:08you too so then what's the problem I mean I thought you said that you were completely okay not going
00:26:12out anymore okay Amanda's having a party on Saturday why don't we go this is not my thing
00:26:18babe I mean what I mean don't you hate going to those parties and people are like what are you
00:26:23working on really it's just an excuse for them to talk about what they're working on and drop some
00:26:26name maybe they actually want to know what you're working on yeah I doubt that let's just mix it up
00:26:34hey guys come on Tina I'm really thirsty
00:26:44so thirsty guys thank you
00:26:50okay yeah
00:26:52oh shit where are you parents where are you parents
00:27:09oh shit Charles how are you I uh how could you
00:27:38I don't know it wasn't about you then who is it about me her can we discuss this another time
00:27:45oh I'm so sorry is now inconvenient for you I thought we were friends
00:27:49you did well not like friends like not me but you know you suck can you keep it down
00:27:56oh yeah she sucks this woman she sucks tweet that ow please let go on my finger I'll let go when you
00:28:04stop pointing it at my girl your girl grace you know this clown where are your shoes man I don't know
00:28:13him but please don't please don't what grace cheated on me it's not grace my girlfriend isha
00:28:22cheated on me with grace isha your yoga friend I'm sorry I asked you if you had feelings for her and
00:28:30you said no remember they were always so flirty about the same thing I am so so sorry I I didn't mean to
00:28:38it's not what you think I cheated too what with who with Daryl's intern Augustine from work
00:28:50oh
00:28:51Augustine with the soul patch I know
00:28:56Izzy
00:29:00I forgive you
00:29:04I forgive you and I don't blame you Isha is a beautiful woman
00:29:12no offense
00:29:13are you kidding me with this people make mistakes no no way hell no no no grace should be mad at you
00:29:19you should be mad at grace because she ruined my relationship maybe you should consider some
00:29:24forgiveness Charles it was one time I know Isha feels bad about it she does your phone's dinging
00:29:31man no call is mr. camaragio I'm in front of the building I decided to come to you first but
00:29:41you're not here I got the keys but I just can't leave them and my mother-in-law is freaking out
00:29:46shut up listen I'll be back later just remember no locksmiths they steal your shit you got a signal
00:29:52asshole
00:29:59hard way to give them a fucking reason
00:30:03oh my god
00:30:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry. You okay? Yeah, yeah. Yeah? Hey, uh, you hungry?
00:30:43Think about ordering some burritos. No, I'm not in a burrito mood. I got to prep for my hearing.
00:30:47Oh, yeah. Fish tacos, then. I'm not hungry. Okay, so then, uh, Grinch, then, with that insane house sauce. I don't want to order takeouts. You're being really considerate. Are you okay? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? Because you're standing there with this really kind of insane smile on your face. I can't help it. I'm nervous. Nervous? Why?
00:31:10I made out with somebody. And I'm really sorry.
00:31:22Who was it?
00:31:33Grace.
00:31:37We were having wine at her place, and I was super stressed about my client, who might be getting her kids removed because of that bullshit drug raid.
00:31:45And I must have been dehydrated or something.
00:31:48Because I got drunk really, really quick.
00:31:50What, you just kissed?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:56I mean, mostly.
00:31:57Mostly?
00:31:59Mostly?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00It's just...
00:32:01I don't...
00:32:02I just...
00:32:03It's...
00:32:03Oh, fuck.
00:32:05Oh.
00:32:06I just...
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08It was a mistake.
00:32:16Listen to me.
00:32:16It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:20It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:25Of course it does.
00:32:33Oh, fucking Hitchcock.
00:32:35Fuck me.
00:32:47Fuck me.
00:32:50Oh, my God.
00:32:51I gotta sit down.
00:32:59What's your deal?
00:33:01Yeah, you.
00:33:02Oh, I'm locked out.
00:33:04I live here.
00:33:05I locked myself out.
00:33:06Oh, it's dumb.
00:33:08Sorry.
00:33:09I'm just having a bad day.
00:33:10Oh, my God.
00:33:11My back.
00:33:13Ah.
00:33:14When did your baby do?
00:33:16Two days ago.
00:33:17Is that okay?
00:33:18Oh.
00:33:19You just moved in?
00:33:24I've lived here for three years.
00:33:27Weird.
00:33:28I've never seen you before.
00:33:31I'm Paige.
00:33:33That's my stoop sale.
00:33:34Ah.
00:33:36Hey.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:38How you doing?
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40Oh, my God.
00:33:42If she doesn't come by Thursday,
00:33:44I'm having a C-section on Friday, so...
00:33:47Is that why you're having a bad day?
00:33:48No.
00:33:50C-section's cool.
00:33:51I mean, it's not cool.
00:33:53But, you know, it's just...
00:33:55Party's over, man.
00:33:58No more sleeping in.
00:33:59No more eating crap.
00:34:01Can't do mushrooms.
00:34:02On top of all that, I gotta make room.
00:34:05Hence the stoop sale.
00:34:07That's what the chalk's for.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10Hey, you wouldn't want to do a very pregnant lady a solid, would you?
00:34:15If I get down there, I don't think I'm getting back up again.
00:34:17What do you want me to do?
00:34:19I don't know.
00:34:49I don't know.
00:35:19There's keys in the garbage.
00:35:36Yeah, that was me.
00:35:39Sorry.
00:35:39Were you on the fire escape before?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47I got locked out.
00:35:49I'm Charles.
00:35:50Hi.
00:35:51Hi.
00:35:52I live here, too.
00:35:54In apartment two?
00:35:56You're in apartment three, right?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:59Excellent.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:02So, I buzzed apartment four with Andre in it, and I went to see if I could use a fire escape
00:36:07so I could go down to my fire escape and open my window, and, yeah, that's why I was on
00:36:11the fire escape.
00:36:13I'm going to get some juice.
00:36:17Charles.
00:36:18You got a minute?
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:20I know you said you were 13, but I was tossing some of Vinny's shoes, and I thought that
00:36:28maybe some were a little roomy.
00:36:31Ooh, loafer.
00:36:32Oh, loafer.
00:36:39Magic.
00:36:40Uh-huh.
00:36:42Thank your husband anyway.
00:36:45Want me to get rid of those pesky big toes for you?
00:36:51Is it someone with keys?
00:36:53No, it's, um, it's my tender.
00:36:56Your what?
00:36:57Online dating.
00:36:58On the internet.
00:36:59I don't do that.
00:37:01It's just a way for people to connect.
00:37:03Oh, that's nice.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:07Uh, can you tell us the radio?
00:37:08You don't mind.
00:37:09His legendary actor, Gardner's and James' condition continues to worsen.
00:37:13Perhaps most well-known for playing opposite Xavier Clifton in the award-winning melodrama
00:37:17I Am Mercury.
00:37:19I have that one DVD of his, the sad one with the girl and...
00:37:23The crosser's daughter?
00:37:24Oh, my, you're good.
00:37:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:28My battery's dead.
00:37:30You want to use my portable?
00:37:31A landline?
00:37:33I don't know my boss's number.
00:37:35I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:37Oh, hey!
00:37:39Hey, apartment three!
00:37:42Um, sorry, do you have a...
00:37:45My phone's dead.
00:37:45Do you have a charger that I could use?
00:37:47I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
00:37:50You know, that's smart.
00:37:51It's smart, that's smart.
00:37:53But see, I'm not a stranger, because I live below you, and we met in that very spot a few
00:37:57minutes ago, so...
00:37:58I have to be really quiet, okay?
00:38:10Thank you for doing this.
00:38:23Shh.
00:38:24Oh, fucking apartment.
00:38:26Oh, do you play?
00:38:30Shh.
00:38:31Who are you whispering to?
00:38:35Um, excuse me, who are you?
00:38:37I'm Charles.
00:38:38Um, I live in an apartment, too.
00:38:41I asked Elena if I could use her charger.
00:38:42I hope that's okay.
00:38:43Why can't you charge your device in your own apartment?
00:38:47He's locked out.
00:38:47I'm locked out.
00:38:48Will you dispose of this, please?
00:38:56I, um, I recognize you from the stairwell, but Elena should not have invited you in without
00:39:03my permission.
00:39:04I, I know.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:05That's my fault.
00:39:06I just, only thing I was thinking about was charging my phone.
00:39:09My daughter wasn't thinking at all.
00:39:11Where are you, lovey?
00:39:15Uh, is that, is that you?
00:39:16Hmm, that was a very famous show.
00:39:19Um, I got a rave in the voice.
00:39:22They said that I was the most memorable nun.
00:39:25Most memorable nun?
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28That's something.
00:39:30Oh, well, Elena is our real star here.
00:39:33Here, why don't you, um, play something for, uh...
00:39:36Charles.
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:38I'm sorry.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:39Mama, I'd rather not.
00:39:41She has a recital on Sunday, and she needs all the practice that she can get.
00:39:44Please, Mama, I don't want to.
00:39:45But you have an audience.
00:39:46You mustn't disappoint them.
00:39:47Oh, no.
00:39:48If she doesn't want to, she...
00:39:50Please.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51You are embarrassing me.
00:39:54But I can go.
00:39:54You know, honey, just sit your ass down and lay us a tool.
00:40:00No!
00:40:02Stop it, Mama, please.
00:40:03All right, then, get out.
00:40:04Fine.
00:40:04Get out of my house, both of you!
00:40:06Get out of my house!
00:40:07Oh, okay.
00:40:08Out!
00:40:09Jesus, get out of here!
00:40:10You okay?
00:40:16Am I...
00:40:16Am I...
00:40:17Are you okay?
00:40:21Sorry, I just didn't charge more.
00:40:23No, no, I'm sorry.
00:40:25Why are you sorry?
00:40:27I mean, because...
00:40:29Did I do something?
00:40:31No.
00:40:31I really need to charge this.
00:40:40I do have another charger.
00:40:53Nice setup.
00:41:11I know.
00:41:14So?
00:41:16What do you do up here?
00:41:17Just hang out?
00:41:18I mostly...
00:41:20watch people.
00:41:22I'll see.
00:41:22Hey, hey, hey, hey, be careful!
00:41:25It's not scary.
00:41:26You'd totally survive if you fell.
00:41:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:41:32I swear I'm coming.
00:41:33Oh, yeah.
00:41:35Ha, ha.
00:41:39This is crazy.
00:41:42Wow, wow, wow.
00:41:44There's this kid I know at school
00:41:45who spits on people from his terrorists,
00:41:49but he's on the 16th floor,
00:41:50so they just think it's air conditioning.
00:41:51Gross.
00:41:53Gross.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:54Hey!
00:42:24Those kids, they threw water balloons at me before.
00:42:27Oh! Oh, I know those kids.
00:42:29They stole my Halloween candy last year.
00:42:31That's just wrong.
00:42:35We could spit on them.
00:42:39Or...
00:42:40Oh, yeah.
00:42:42They still there?
00:42:44Yep, I can see them.
00:42:46Okay. One...
00:42:49Two...
00:42:50Three!
00:42:51Oh, wait, they're talking to somebody.
00:42:52What?
00:42:54Ugh!
00:42:55What the fuck?
00:42:59That was bad.
00:43:00Are you kidding me?
00:43:02Yep, that was bad.
00:43:08Ugh!
00:43:09It's UPS.
00:43:11My package!
00:43:12I gotta get down there.
00:43:18The police are still there.
00:43:20Ugh!
00:43:21Ugh!
00:43:22You parked legally?
00:43:30There is another one.
00:43:31You can take the roofs to Sixth Avenue.
00:43:40And the third building in, the one with the old roof deck, there's a fire stick you can climb down.
00:43:44It'll let you out onto the street where you can go catch the truck.
00:43:59God damn it.
00:44:00Wait!
00:44:01Wait!
00:44:02Wait!
00:44:03Wait!
00:44:04Wait!
00:44:05You got my package!
00:44:06You got my package!
00:44:07You got my package, man!
00:44:08You got my package!
00:44:09I...
00:44:10I...
00:44:11Ugh!
00:44:12Wait!
00:44:13Wait!
00:44:14Wait!
00:44:15Wait!
00:44:16Wait!
00:44:17Wait!
00:44:18Wait!
00:44:19Wait!
00:44:20Wait!
00:44:21Wait!
00:44:22Wait!
00:44:23We're out of my package.
00:44:25You're closing, but not worn in years.
00:44:26Like, 20 years.
00:44:27You're still still in high school.
00:44:28High school?
00:44:29Because I still fit in the last one.
00:44:30Yeah, look, I don't fit anything right there.
00:44:35Hi there.
00:44:54Everything okay?
00:44:56Someone hit me with a water balloon.
00:44:59Someone on this roof.
00:45:02Get out.
00:45:03On this roof?
00:45:04Yeah, and they're getting a fat ticket when they come down here.
00:45:08Maybe it was an accident?
00:45:09Yeah, right.
00:45:10At least it was just water this time.
00:45:12Man, these city drivers, they think I'm out to get them.
00:45:15Aren't you?
00:45:21Okay, maybe I am.
00:45:23It still sucks to be hated.
00:45:27Oh, come on.
00:45:29I'm pretty certain it was an accident.
00:45:31In fact, I know it was.
00:45:33Okay, it was not meant for you.
00:45:37It was not meant for you.
00:45:38Okay, come on.
00:45:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:40Okay, look.
00:45:40See, these kids, they hit me with the balloon earlier, and then I was on the roof, and I
00:45:45took one of the balloons, and I thought it was...
00:45:47It was not meant for you.
00:45:49It was not meant for you, I swear.
00:45:52Shit.
00:45:53I already gave you a good ticket today, and those kids suck.
00:46:00So we'll call it even.
00:46:02Really?
00:46:06Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:46:07Hold on a minute.
00:46:09What you, uh...
00:46:10Try this.
00:46:17Nice kicks.
00:46:19Yeah, retail therapy.
00:46:21Just went through a big breakup, so...
00:46:23What do you do?
00:46:25I'm an editor for TCM.
00:46:27The old movies channel?
00:46:29Like you, you make movies?
00:46:31Well, I used to make documentaries, but no.
00:46:34Now I cut in memoriam videos of old or at-risk celebrities so that they're ready to be aired,
00:46:40you know, whenever shit happens.
00:46:42You make eulogies for people who aren't dead yet?
00:46:47That's dark.
00:46:48My ex said the same thing.
00:46:50Who's the youngest you've got?
00:46:52Um, Corey Feldman?
00:46:54No, no, uh, Lindsay Lohan.
00:46:56I mean, there's no perfect science to it, you know?
00:46:59I mean, nobody saw Bourdain come in or Prince.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:05Prince.
00:47:06Right?
00:47:06That wrecked me.
00:47:08Hey, isn't there an actor right now who's dying?
00:47:10What's his name?
00:47:11Um, the guy who did the one with the wife?
00:47:13Forty Nights to the Future.
00:47:15Yes!
00:47:15What's his name?
00:47:16Gardner St. James.
00:47:17Yeah, I was about to send his in, but I had to add this one more scene,
00:47:20and then it gets stuck in my house, and my boss is going to kill me.
00:47:28See?
00:47:30Yikes.
00:47:32Why didn't you just send it in?
00:47:34Because I couldn't.
00:47:35I mean, okay, there's this one scene from this movie he did called God's Firebird,
00:47:40and it was filmed in Argentina, and not a lot of people know about it,
00:47:43but it had to be in there.
00:47:45You're an obsessive.
00:47:47I'm like that with food.
00:47:49Like I need Esposito's today.
00:47:52What's Esposito's?
00:47:56Yo, John, I'm going to need two Italian combos,
00:47:59sweet peppers not hot,
00:48:00quarter pound of stuffed olives with gorgonzola,
00:48:02and move your van by the hydrant before I ding you with another violation.
00:48:05Lorenzo, move the friggin' van to Amita.
00:48:07Come back for the kind of sausage.
00:48:12Mwah.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:28It's really good.
00:48:30What are the best foods have you not had since you've lived here?
00:48:33Oh, I'm so full.
00:48:53You missing out on these things?
00:48:55It was too sad.
00:48:57Oh, yeah, no.
00:49:00I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get back inside.
00:49:02I buy you a sandwich, you buy me a sandwich.
00:49:05It all evens out.
00:49:07Yeah, totally.
00:49:10Maybe I could buy you a sandwich sometime this week.
00:49:13Or maybe a drink.
00:49:15You mean a date?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:21No.
00:49:22Thanks.
00:49:23No.
00:49:24What?
00:49:25What did I say?
00:49:25Didn't you just break up?
00:49:28Yeah, well, uh, yeah.
00:49:30Yeah, no thanks.
00:49:31Oh, this is so lame.
00:49:33Wait, I didn't mean to overstep.
00:49:34I just thought of it and, uh...
00:49:37Guys always got to take it there.
00:49:39God forbid you make a female friend, right?
00:49:41Hey, I have a female friend in Guatemala.
00:49:44Oh, my mistake.
00:49:47Got to get back to it.
00:49:48Oh, wait.
00:49:49Wait.
00:49:50Wait.
00:49:51Wait.
00:49:51Hold on.
00:49:51Hey.
00:50:00You back in your place?
00:50:01No, and it's stressing me out.
00:50:03No one's got keys for you?
00:50:04No.
00:50:05And Gardner St. James is dying, and I just met a girl.
00:50:08You did?
00:50:09Who?
00:50:09A cop.
00:50:10And she is pissing me.
00:50:11A cop?
00:50:12Oh, please don't ask cops out.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:14I just...
00:50:15I just...
00:50:16Oh, excuse me.
00:50:20Okay, wait.
00:50:21What about Gardner St. James?
00:50:22Oh, God.
00:50:22I've got to call you back.
00:50:25Oh, God.
00:50:26Oh, Jesus.
00:50:28Oh, please, please.
00:50:30Please, please.
00:50:31We did not throw water balloons at you.
00:50:35It's me.
00:50:36It's Charles.
00:50:36Look, I need to use the bathroom when I'm still locked up.
00:50:39Please, you've got to let me up.
00:50:40It's a good neighbor.
00:50:41Andre, please.
00:50:42No, sorry.
00:50:43Bye-bye to my mother.
00:50:44Bye-bye.
00:50:45Charles, I want you in.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:49Open the door.
00:50:50Andre, open the door.
00:50:54Hello, Mr. Charles.
00:50:56Hey, where's the bathroom, please?
00:50:56It's right there.
00:50:57Oh, my God.
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:01I want to be on this way.
00:51:19Hi.
00:51:19Um.
00:51:21I owe you my life.
00:51:23I understand.
00:51:25I'm at the festival at the Rheinstedt festival.
00:51:27Oh, I'm not good.
00:51:29He says he can relate.
00:51:30Last year at the reindeer festival.
00:51:32Oof.
00:51:32Not good.
00:51:33Well, if I happen to have spoiled the mood, I hope that it can be unspoiled.
00:51:39Doubtful.
00:51:40But we'll try.
00:51:41Okay.
00:51:42Time to go.
00:51:43Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
00:51:46No.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:46How do you not get jealous?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:51He says it is easy.
00:51:57He does not because life is short.
00:51:59He does not because life is short.
00:52:00That's it?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:01He calls jealousy poison, and it steals your life force.
00:52:06But what are you really asking?
00:52:12I don't know.
00:52:14Were you jealous of someone, and did you push them away?
00:52:17Yes, but it wasn't, you know, I wasn't jealous for no reason.
00:52:20I was jealous because my girlfriend cheated on me.
00:52:22With someone who leaves the house?
00:52:24Yeah, and I asked her to leave.
00:52:27Did you catch her with another man?
00:52:29No, she told me, and it was a woman.
00:52:31Many times did she do?
00:52:33Well, they heavily made out, plus other stuff, but yeah, just once.
00:52:38Look, okay, I know that I'm a square and everything, but are each and I actually done,
00:52:42done?
00:52:42Do you miss her?
00:52:43Sure.
00:52:44Then go get her, Romeo.
00:52:45But see, you know what the problem is, is that I, I, I, I, okay, I take her back in
00:52:50my mind, and then I, and then I picture her with other people, and I just, I just, I freak
00:52:56out.
00:52:56I just get so mad.
00:52:58Why?
00:52:59I don't know.
00:53:00Maybe you need another way to think.
00:53:02Like, why did she cheat on you?
00:53:04Because she actually liked this other woman?
00:53:07He says it, it is not fun to see a man upset.
00:53:15What is your lover's name?
00:53:17Isha.
00:53:18Isha.
00:53:20Sounds like, maybe not a bad person.
00:53:24So, put yourself in her head, and relax.
00:53:29I know.
00:53:31Just relax.
00:53:32Well, you know what, thanks, guys.
00:53:36I mean, yeah, I really appreciate it.
00:53:38Now, if you don't mind.
00:53:40Oh, yeah, because you've got to.
00:53:42Don't be crap, guys.
00:53:46Bye, guys.
00:53:51We're such good people.
00:54:02Hey, this is Chad at TCM on-air promotion.
00:54:19We don't know what to do.
00:54:20Chad.
00:54:22It's Charles.
00:54:24And I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:54:27Also, Isha and I broke up,
00:54:32so we're going to have to put a pen
00:54:33in Gardner St. James.
00:54:37Why do we have to air the video
00:54:38the second that he dies, anyway?
00:54:40He's going to be dead for a while,
00:54:41so what's the rush?
00:54:42Isn't it better that we do it right?
00:54:43I mean, maybe it's bad karma
00:54:45that we make these videos
00:54:47before the actors die anyway.
00:54:48Do you ever think about...
00:54:50About that?
00:54:55I'm sorry.
00:54:57I am losing it.
00:55:00We've got to go.
00:55:02Can you be really gentle
00:55:03when you pull those out?
00:55:03Like, don't dig through.
00:55:04Just, like, pull them out
00:55:05one at a time.
00:55:07Wow.
00:55:08You are busy.
00:55:11Was it my talk?
00:55:12No, my husband's selling
00:55:14our comic collection
00:55:15because he's terrible.
00:55:16Power?
00:55:17Yeah, that's how we met.
00:55:18He's a Marvel guy.
00:55:19I'm a DC girl.
00:55:20Oh, wow.
00:55:21That's rough.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23I mean, kind of.
00:55:24You know, Batman, Iron Man,
00:55:26they really aren't that different
00:55:27in the end.
00:55:27Hey, I said no digging.
00:55:29Dan, we'll keep in this box.
00:55:31Paige, here you go.
00:55:32Oh, thank you.
00:55:34Now, that is a beautiful pen.
00:55:37I never wear jewelry,
00:55:39but this caught my eye,
00:55:41and it was only $2.
00:55:42Sounds like a steal.
00:55:43Well, Charles,
00:55:44would you help me
00:55:45with something in the house?
00:55:46Yeah, sure.
00:55:47I've got a few minutes.
00:55:48Okay, good.
00:55:48I see you got some shoes,
00:55:51finally.
00:55:55Is your husband home?
00:55:57No, he's dead.
00:55:59Two months ago yesterday,
00:56:01he passed away.
00:56:03I'm so sorry.
00:56:05Oh, don't be.
00:56:06He was a vegetable.
00:56:08Excuse me for a moment.
00:56:10Yes, ma'am.
00:56:10Mr., did you burn
00:56:29all these movies?
00:56:30No, Vinny did.
00:56:31He loved comedies
00:56:33and old movies
00:56:34and anything
00:56:35by Xavier Clifton.
00:56:38I just started watching
00:56:39the early ones.
00:56:40I love young Clifton.
00:56:42Young Clifton, right?
00:56:45This fucking thing.
00:56:47Excuse my language.
00:56:49My daughter got a new one
00:56:50and she gave me this one
00:56:51and I can't figure it out.
00:56:54Okay, well,
00:56:55what do you want to do with it?
00:56:56I want to date on the computer.
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:01Uh, why?
00:57:03I want to fool around
00:57:04while I still got it, Charles.
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:08Uh, you know what?
00:57:10No, that's cool.
00:57:11Let's see.
00:57:13Uh, okay.
00:57:15I can hook you up,
00:57:16but I need a picture
00:57:17of you,
00:57:18you know,
00:57:19for your profile.
00:57:20Can I change?
00:57:21Do you have time?
00:57:22I am waiting for keys,
00:57:24but, um,
00:57:26let's do it real quick.
00:57:27I'll be right back.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29Wow.
00:57:29Wow.
00:57:35This is...
00:57:36This is nice.
00:57:40Are we still in Brooklyn?
00:57:42Uh, where should I go?
00:57:45Uh, how about...
00:57:46by...
00:57:48that bush?
00:57:50Oh, this one.
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:53Why don't you put your hands out
00:57:54like, um,
00:57:55like you grew it?
00:57:56I did.
00:57:57There we go.
00:57:58There it is.
00:57:58Right there.
00:57:59Oh, lovely.
00:58:01Take a look at these.
00:58:02Oh, God.
00:58:08I'm old.
00:58:09Oh, no, no, no.
00:58:11Yes, I am.
00:58:15Uh...
00:58:16What's wrong?
00:58:18I forgot I don't have
00:58:19my USB cable.
00:58:20Your what?
00:58:21You know,
00:58:21it's what you use
00:58:22to upload the photos
00:58:23from your phone
00:58:24to your computer.
00:58:24I mean, I have one.
00:58:25I'm just locked out.
00:58:27Oh.
00:58:30Hey, Elena!
00:58:34Elena!
00:58:36What?
00:58:37Can I borrow
00:58:38your USB cable?
00:58:41Okay.
00:58:45Thank you very much.
00:58:47We are in business now.
00:58:48Where are you doing?
00:58:49Jaws is helping me
00:58:50computer date.
00:58:51Let's see here.
00:58:52Uh-huh.
00:58:53Grab this here.
00:58:55Now, I don't mean
00:58:56to rush this at all,
00:58:58but, uh...
00:59:00Is this photo okay?
00:59:02Oh, yes.
00:59:03Go ahead.
00:59:04Okay.
00:59:04Looking good.
00:59:07Introduce yourself.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What are you looking for?
00:59:10You know, just lay it out.
00:59:12Okay.
00:59:12I'm a 75-year-old widow
00:59:15born and raised
00:59:16in Brooklyn
00:59:17who was looking for
00:59:18a nice person
00:59:21to spend some time together.
00:59:23Hmm.
00:59:23Should I be more forward?
00:59:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:26No, no, no.
00:59:26That's good.
00:59:27It's better to be
00:59:27real than forward on these.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30First question.
00:59:31Are you an early riser?
00:59:32No.
00:59:33Me neither.
00:59:34Next.
00:59:35Could you date someone
00:59:37who is disorganized?
00:59:40I don't think so.
00:59:41Vinny used to put
00:59:43his dirty socks
00:59:44in the dishwasher.
00:59:45Who's Vinny?
00:59:46My husband.
00:59:47Oh, don't worry.
00:59:48He's dead.
00:59:49Yeah, so no messy people.
00:59:51No.
00:59:53Is jealousy good
00:59:54for a relationship?
00:59:55Seriously?
00:59:56What's wrong?
00:59:58Nothing.
00:59:59It's just...
01:00:00You know, it doesn't matter.
01:00:01What's your answer?
01:00:03I say...
01:00:05Yes.
01:00:06You do?
01:00:07I think it's good
01:00:09to have a little fire burning.
01:00:11What's eating you?
01:00:12I just think that jealousy
01:00:14makes everything hard.
01:00:15I mean, it messes things up
01:00:16with me and my girlfriend.
01:00:17But this is your profile, so...
01:00:19You have a girlfriend?
01:00:22I don't know.
01:00:24And last but not least,
01:00:25do you believe that
01:00:26everything happens
01:00:27for a reason?
01:00:29Now, that's the big question,
01:00:31isn't it?
01:00:32What do you think, sweetie?
01:00:35How about you?
01:00:38You know, I don't really know.
01:00:40You really think jealousy
01:00:41is okay?
01:00:42I mean, it's not a sign
01:00:44of things not working?
01:00:47I always liked
01:00:48driving Vinny nuts.
01:00:50And when he made me nuts,
01:00:51I thought,
01:00:52this means I love him.
01:00:54So, yes.
01:00:59I think things happen
01:01:00for a reason.
01:01:04Is it done?
01:01:06Pick three.
01:01:08Why is he wearing a mask?
01:01:09Yeah, don't pick him.
01:01:11Okay.
01:01:13Him.
01:01:15Him.
01:01:16Girl.
01:01:17And Big Kevin, too.
01:01:19I like his glasses.
01:01:21Now what?
01:01:22Send a note to Big Kevin.
01:01:23Just say what?
01:01:25How about,
01:01:26hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:27Just say that.
01:01:29Hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:31Oh.
01:01:32I need a better chair, though.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:38Oh, gosh.
01:01:40Yes.
01:01:41Ah.
01:01:42So,
01:01:43tell us about
01:01:45your girlfriend.
01:01:47Ex.
01:01:48Ex-girlfriend.
01:01:50What does she do?
01:01:51Um, she's a lawyer.
01:01:52For parents
01:01:54who are in trouble
01:01:55with the state
01:01:55and in danger
01:01:56of losing their kids,
01:01:57she defends them.
01:01:58That's terrible.
01:01:59Yeah, it's pretty stressful.
01:02:00Does this lawyer
01:02:01have a name?
01:02:04Esha.
01:02:07Esha Ellis Winters.
01:02:09Switch.
01:02:23What?
01:02:24Yeah.
01:02:27Switch.
01:02:27What?
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:31Okay, so you just want to pull out...
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:33...desserts.
01:02:34What's that?
01:02:35Out of nowhere.
01:02:36Collaboration.
01:02:37Mm-hmm.
01:02:42Oh.
01:02:44What?
01:02:44Where are you getting from?
01:02:46Did you make this?
01:02:48They say make the tart,
01:02:49I make the tart.
01:02:51Yeah, yeah.
01:02:52Yes.
01:02:53What?
01:02:54All right, dude.
01:03:01I'm Esha.
01:03:02All right, don't think this is crazy,
01:03:04but I have a thing about handshakes.
01:03:05Just follow me, okay?
01:03:07Okay.
01:03:08Charles.
01:03:13Nice to meet you, Esha.
01:03:14Nice to meet you, too.
01:03:18So, what are you doing after this?
01:03:21You know what I'm saying about?
01:03:22Going home and not eating
01:03:25that other plum tart at my head.
01:03:28Oh, you don't think I brought
01:03:29all my tarts to this party?
01:03:32You can't let them have all the goods.
01:03:35Well, that sounds really nice.
01:03:36So, what happened?
01:03:38She kissed somebody else.
01:03:40Oh, well, that's not the end of the world.
01:03:43Oh, it feels like it...
01:03:45I mean, should I not care?
01:03:48Well, of course you should care.
01:03:51Caring means she means something to you.
01:03:55I think she did it because
01:03:56she didn't love me anymore.
01:03:57Why wouldn't she love you?
01:03:59Because I was stuck.
01:04:04Because I wasn't always,
01:04:05but then I just, uh...
01:04:07I just stayed put.
01:04:09Well, you went out today.
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:18Can I play your piano?
01:04:21Be my guest, sweetheart.
01:04:22I can play my recital piece.
01:04:33Oh.
01:04:34Well.
01:04:35Well, you know, I can play my recital piece.
01:04:36I can play my recital piece.
01:04:36I can play my recital piece.
01:04:37I can play my recital piece.
01:04:38I can play my recital piece.
01:04:39I can play my recital piece.
01:04:40I can play my recital piece.
01:04:41I can play my recital piece.
01:04:42I can play my recital piece.
01:04:43I can play my recital piece.
01:04:44I can play my recital piece.
01:04:45I can play my recital piece.
01:04:46I can play my recital piece.
01:04:47I can play my recital piece.
01:04:48I can play my recital piece.
01:04:49I can play my recital piece.
01:04:50I can play my recital piece.
01:04:51I can play my recital piece.
01:04:52I can play my recital piece.
01:06:23You're very talented. You know that don't you? Thank you
01:06:28Anytime you want to play you just come over here and you can play as long as you want to just for fun. Oh
01:06:38Mister can I see the radio?
01:06:53I spoke to reporters from the Mary Magdalene Hospital about his upcoming film, Drag Me Back From Hell, due in theaters next month.
01:07:00Gardener St. James is gonna live! You see, everything's okay.
01:07:07Oh, I know. What?
01:07:13Oh, boy. Miss Sarah, um...
01:07:17What is it?
01:07:18Big Kevin has written back and he says he would love to know how you grow your magnolias so big.
01:07:27I still got it, baby.
01:07:29Okay, she says...
01:07:32Totally, she says.
01:07:33That's her count, right?
01:07:35I still got it, babe.
01:07:39Babe.
01:07:46Nice.
01:07:48Real nice.
01:07:49You know, I thought it was gonna rain today, but it ended up being a nice day.
01:07:53That's where you're gonna do now.
01:07:54What do you mean?
01:07:55Is someone gonna bring you your kiss?
01:07:57No, I think I live out here now.
01:07:58Hey, Sarah.
01:08:00Talk to you a minute.
01:08:01Me?
01:08:02Me?
01:08:03Yeah.
01:08:04You, uh...
01:08:05Been on any roofs today?
01:08:08Uh, wait...
01:08:09Hey, what's going on?
01:08:10Is this the guy?
01:08:11Oh, wait, wait.
01:08:12What'd I do?
01:08:13What'd you do?
01:08:14Well, a burglar's been breaking into buildings through roofs.
01:08:16Got a call.
01:08:17Someone mentioned this man's description was up there today.
01:08:19You know anything about that?
01:08:20Oh, no, no.
01:08:21I just...
01:08:22No way, man.
01:08:23I just got locked out.
01:08:24They said he was wearing polka dot socks.
01:08:25All right.
01:08:26I'm gonna take a look at your feet, sir.
01:08:27Okay.
01:08:28See?
01:08:29Let me explain, man.
01:08:30Look at that.
01:08:31I can't be the only one.
01:08:32You're under arrest.
01:08:33Oh, come on.
01:08:34Look, I swear.
01:08:35I just got locked out.
01:08:36I live right there.
01:08:37We know him.
01:08:38He lives here.
01:08:39He lives there.
01:08:40Oh, God.
01:08:41This is cheap.
01:08:4225% is not cheap.
01:08:43Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:44Hold your mind.
01:08:45Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:46Why don't you get these things right there, man?
01:08:47They're throwing water on to me.
01:08:48I resist.
01:08:49I'm resisting.
01:08:50This is dumb, man.
01:08:51I lived right there for 25 years, man.
01:08:54Holy stuff in the day.
01:08:56Hey!
01:08:57What are you doing?
01:09:00This is ridiculous!
01:09:01I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:03Hey, there we go.
01:09:04Stay right there.
01:09:05What are you doing?
01:09:06What are you doing?
01:09:07What are you doing?
01:09:08I'm sorry.
01:09:09We've got a call.
01:09:10Matching description.
01:09:11The ID.
01:09:12Socks.
01:09:13Socks?
01:09:14What are you doing?
01:09:15What are you doing?
01:09:16What are you doing?
01:09:17What are you doing?
01:09:18I'm a bit of a dumbass.
01:09:19I understand.
01:09:20This is your call.
01:09:21Let him go.
01:09:28Sorry about the...
01:09:29...misunderstanding.
01:09:30Have a good day.
01:09:31Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:32What did you say?
01:09:33Uh-huh.
01:09:34I couldn't hear you over the injustice.
01:09:36Embarrassing me in front of my neighborhood.
01:09:37That's great.
01:09:38Yeah, I got your badge, though.
01:09:41What'd you tell them?
01:09:42Did I live here?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I told them we were friends.
01:09:50Yeah, you...
01:09:51You and I.
01:09:52Oh, thank you.
01:09:54God, I hate the police.
01:09:55No offense.
01:09:56Oh.
01:10:03Okay, okay.
01:10:06I...
01:10:07Don't mention it.
01:10:09Um...
01:10:10Just...
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:15Hey.
01:10:17What are you doing here?
01:10:20I came to give you your keys back.
01:10:23Keys locked out.
01:10:25This is Elena.
01:10:26And this is Slater.
01:10:27Opposite.
01:10:28Slater.
01:10:29They're...
01:10:30They're my friends.
01:10:32This is...
01:10:33Isha.
01:10:34My, uh...
01:10:35I know Elena.
01:10:36You do?
01:10:38She lives above us.
01:10:40Above you.
01:10:41Nice to meet you.
01:10:43Nice to meet you.
01:10:45Everything okay?
01:10:47Just serving and protecting.
01:10:49Hey, let me see that ticket I gave you.
01:10:52The ticket?
01:10:53Yeah.
01:10:54You know.
01:10:55Earlier.
01:10:56I thought that once you start talking...
01:10:58It's over?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Total myth.
01:11:03But you do owe me a sandwich.
01:11:06I won't forget.
01:11:08No you won't.
01:11:10She...
01:11:11Can I come in?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Get my things.
01:11:16Yeah.
01:11:17You brought movers?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21I just wanted to be quick.
01:11:23Okay.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:25Nice.
01:11:26Yeah.
01:11:54Hey.
01:11:55Thank you for...
01:11:56You know, keeping me company today.
01:11:57Sure.
01:11:58Hey, thank you for, you know, keeping me company today.
01:12:23Sure.
01:12:24Good luck.
01:12:28You guys can start taking up the boxes.
01:12:43Those records need to go to me.
01:12:48Oh, uh, here's your car keys.
01:12:52Thank you for moving it.
01:12:53Sure.
01:12:54Um, I don't actually know where it is, but I know that it's safe till Tuesday.
01:13:05You know what, uh, uh, can you guys just, just stop for a second?
01:13:09Um, I just wanted to say that, uh, I forgive you.
01:13:13Um, thank you.
01:13:27No, no, I, I forgive you.
01:13:30I'm not mad anymore, so you don't have to go.
01:13:33Uh, so guys, hey, hey guys, uh, we're good here.
01:13:36Thanks, I forgave her.
01:13:37Uh, okay, um, I really appreciate that.
01:13:42I do, but I, I, I don't think I should stay.
01:13:47Why not?
01:13:51Because we're moving at different speeds.
01:13:53Yeah, but I just said I'll forgive you, so, you know, okay, okay, can we just wait, can
01:13:58we just, wait a second, please?
01:14:00The lady said you're moving at different speeds.
01:14:02Man, I heard her, okay, Isha, can you just, can you wait a second?
01:14:06Just stop.
01:14:06You're just prolonging this.
01:14:07No, uh, I got this, thank you.
01:14:09All right, Charles, Charlesy, thank you.
01:14:12I'm sorry, you know, I was wrong, and, and I had it in my head.
01:14:16I saw this whole thing, which was huger than what I thought it was, and, um, it wasn't,
01:14:21and, um, you know, it was just a mistake, right?
01:14:23It was a mistake.
01:14:24You know, I see that now.
01:14:25I really do, and, and, and I just, I just want you to just...
01:14:28Hey, Charles, stop.
01:14:29Stop.
01:14:30It's too late.
01:14:30No, sorry, it can't be, because not after the day, it just can't be.
01:14:34No, Charles, what are you doing?
01:14:35Uh, I'm moving you back in.
01:14:37No, I am already packed up.
01:14:39Do not let him unpack me, okay?
01:14:41No, look, look, look, you need to let go.
01:14:42No, I can't.
01:14:43No, Charles, you have to let go.
01:14:44No, just give me a minute.
01:14:46No, come on.
01:14:47Charles, are you serious?
01:14:48Look, I'm going to move you back in, okay?
01:14:50Oh, Charles, no, this is ridiculous.
01:14:50Your side of the bed, my side of the bed, this is your dress.
01:14:53I bought you this dress, you made it.
01:14:54Charles, what the hell are you doing?
01:14:56This is your jewelry, and it belongs in our bathroom.
01:14:59Can you...
01:15:00You're never going to tackle me if you don't.
01:15:02Shit, man, you're making that job a little pain in the ass here.
01:15:04You know that, right?
01:15:05I'm really sorry for your troubles.
01:15:09Stop it.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:12Hey.
01:15:12Keep her plants alone.
01:15:14No.
01:15:14Have some dickity.
01:15:14But that has to be water, man.
01:15:16Just let me pick it up.
01:15:18Let me pick it up.
01:15:18Let me pick it up.
01:15:19You are losing it.
01:15:20Let me...
01:15:21You can't leave.
01:15:22No, listen.
01:15:22I know I messed up.
01:15:24And I know that you forgive me.
01:15:26But I have to go.
01:15:28Yes, sir.
01:15:28I got it, man.
01:15:29Look, just forgive me.
01:15:31Forgive me.
01:15:33I was stuck.
01:15:34I was holding you back.
01:15:37I get...
01:15:37I just want to go with you.
01:15:41Where do you want to go?
01:15:46Out.
01:15:47I want to go out.
01:15:49With you.
01:15:51I want to make things again.
01:15:52I want...
01:15:53Aren't you going to answer your phone?
01:15:59It's just my landlord.
01:16:03See, it's just...
01:16:04It's Chad.
01:16:05Hold on.
01:16:06Chad?
01:16:06Yeah?
01:16:07Now it's not a great...
01:16:08Yeah, I'm back in my apartment.
01:16:11I just...
01:16:12You got to be kidding me.
01:16:17Wait, you're...
01:16:18You're choking, right?
01:16:20Well, when...
01:16:26Has it been confirmed?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:32Okay, yeah, no.
01:16:33I just, uh...
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:36Okay, stand by.
01:16:39Who is it?
01:16:41Xavier Clifton.
01:16:43He's dead.
01:16:46Not the ex, man.
01:16:48He loved all his movies.
01:16:49He was so good, and I am Mercury.
01:16:51I have to update his video, and I, uh...
01:16:54I have to send it in.
01:16:58Can you stay?
01:17:02Just...
01:17:03Just for a little.
01:17:16I can stay.
01:17:19I am Mercury.
01:17:44I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:17:52Not today.
01:17:53Not tomorrow.
01:17:53I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:18:01Not today.
01:18:02Not tomorrow.
01:18:04Definitely not tonight.
01:18:05Are you still locked out?
01:18:17No.
01:18:17I got rescued.
01:18:19I'm home.
01:18:20How do you feel?
01:18:22Better.
01:18:24Oh.
01:18:25Can't wait to hear about this.
01:18:27Bye, dudes.
01:18:28Hey.
01:18:29I just let the movers out.
01:18:34They, uh...
01:18:35Coming back?
01:18:38Not today.
01:18:41You hungry?
01:18:42I am.
01:18:45Burrito town?
01:18:46No.
01:18:47I got a place.
01:18:48You got a spot?
01:18:49Mm-hmm.
01:18:50Mm-hmm.
01:18:50Mm-hmm.
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