I'm Done Being A Yes Man Full Movie

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00:00:00Um, Stella, can you please throw this card down with me?

00:00:03You're all according to the California Motor Park and the people.

00:00:05Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser? He's running all my lives.

00:00:08I don't keep him on a leash, so we don't have his daddy's fancy car.

00:00:11I feel like we need to ride a lot of luxury.

00:00:14Savage. God, I love you.

00:00:16No, no, no, please. Please, please, please, please.

00:00:20Relax, I'm Stella. I'm just having a little fun.

00:00:24I thought you liked having fun with me.

00:00:26No, I do. I do. Seriously, I was just...

00:00:32You know, we need to...

00:00:33What did I do?

00:00:40What was that?

00:00:41Did I just kill someone?

00:00:43Oh, my God.

00:00:45No, no, no, no. You didn't do this.

00:00:48This car is technically in Enzo's name.

00:00:50Well, actually, it's on him.

00:00:52Oh, no, no, I wasn't the one driving.

00:00:56Yeah?

00:00:57You let a trunk minor behind the wheel.

00:00:59So this is your fault!

00:01:00No, no, no.

00:01:01Enzo, Enzo, please.

00:01:03You are the heir to the Queen of Corporation.

00:01:05If you plead guilty, they'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

00:01:08Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.

00:01:12A lone class, nobody.

00:01:14They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.

00:01:17Yeah, dude.

00:01:18What kind of man let the girl take the fall?

00:01:20Enzo, I'm begging you.

00:01:22I know how you feel about me.

00:01:23I hope make it worth your while once you're free,

00:01:25and then we can finally be together.

00:01:27How does that sound?

00:01:35Okay, look at that.

00:01:37Wait for me.

00:01:38I'll be back, okay?

00:01:39Okay.

00:01:40Let's go.

00:01:41Wait!

00:01:42Wait!

00:01:43Put your hands in the air!

00:01:44Oh, Stella!

00:01:45Oh my gosh!

00:01:46Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

00:01:47Oh, you finally came to be on the island.

00:01:48I'd love to, but...

00:01:49I don't have the money right now.

00:01:50Oh, you know, that's okay.

00:01:51You're just going with that checkbook.

00:01:52Alright?

00:01:53Send the safe.

00:01:54Find the painting in the closet.

00:01:55The code is 50814.

00:01:56Perfect!

00:01:57Don't tell anyone about it, alright?

00:01:58The account is linked to my phone.

00:01:59Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

00:02:00Oh, you finally came to be on the island.

00:02:01I'd love to, but...

00:02:02I don't have the money right now.

00:02:03Oh, you know, that's okay.

00:02:04You're just going with that checkbook.

00:02:05Alright?

00:02:06Send the safe.

00:02:07Find the painting in the closet.

00:02:08The code is 50814.

00:02:09You need one of the business trips,

00:02:10so I shouldn't do this.

00:02:11Perfect!

00:02:12Don't tell anyone about it, alright?

00:02:13The account is linked to my phone.

00:02:14I don't know.

00:02:15I don't know.

00:02:16I don't know.

00:02:17I don't know.

00:02:18I don't know.

00:02:19I don't know.

00:02:20I don't know.

00:02:21I don't know.

00:02:22I don't know.

00:02:23Don't tell anyone about it, alright?

00:02:25The account is linked to my father's trust, which has...

00:02:27Aliens.

00:02:28Of dollars.

00:02:29So, basically, please look.

00:02:31You don't say.

00:02:36Tony, the code is 0814.

00:02:38Provide yourself a check for however much you want.

00:02:40This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.

00:02:43What are you talking about, Stella?

00:02:45What are you doing right now?

00:02:47Don't look at me like that.

00:02:49You offered to hell.

00:02:50Because I'd do anything for you.

00:02:51I gave your father a job.

00:02:53I let you both move in with me.

00:02:55I hate you.

00:02:56I thank you.

00:02:57It's fine.

00:02:58I love you.

00:03:03How sweet.

00:03:05But I'd rather die than become a funky weird bird like yourself.

00:03:09Your family might be rich, but you're social suicide.

00:03:12Don't you excuse me?

00:03:13I'm going to spend your family's fortune with the man of my dreams while you rot in jail.

00:03:18Oh, bye.

00:03:19Why?

00:03:20No.

00:03:21Why?

00:03:22Why?

00:03:23Why?

00:03:24Why?

00:03:25Stop!

00:03:26Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.

00:03:32Facing a ten year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile.

00:03:35Enzo!

00:03:36Really?

00:03:37Give me a second.

00:03:38Please.

00:03:39Please give me a second.

00:03:40Please.

00:03:41I didn't do it.

00:03:42I didn't do it.

00:03:43Okay?

00:03:44You have to blame me.

00:03:45No.

00:03:46Of course you didn't.

00:03:47This isn't you.

00:03:48Just give me some time.

00:03:49My dad's aware.

00:03:50I'll figure out a way to get you out.

00:03:52I...

00:03:53I never even gave you the time of day.

00:03:55I was a jerk to you.

00:03:56Why would you help me?

00:03:58Well, when you left someone, you don't need a reason.

00:04:02Here.

00:04:03Just take this, okay?

00:04:05That's enough.

00:04:06Let's go.

00:04:07I'll prove your innocent Enzo.

00:04:08I'll leave no someone unturned.

00:04:09I shouldn't have noticed you.

00:04:10I should have been there for you.

00:04:11Let's go.

00:04:12That little shrink.

00:04:16What a fucking simp.

00:04:17What should we buy first?

00:04:18A new helicar?

00:04:19No, we need to be smart about this.

00:04:21That troll Lilly already snapped.

00:04:24Just...

00:04:25Just...

00:04:26Just...

00:04:27Just...

00:04:28Just...

00:04:29What a fucking simp.

00:04:30What should we buy first?

00:04:31A new helicar?

00:04:32No, we need to be smart about this.

00:04:34That troll Lilly already snapped.

00:04:35That troll Lily's already sniffing around, dead set on freeing her little bro now.

00:04:40Shit!

00:04:42Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he kicks her off.

00:04:46Then we'll just have to make him disappear.

00:04:48How do we do that?

00:04:50Babe, we have all the money in the world.

00:04:53We'll just pay someone to do it.

00:04:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:05:04Stella, see what I'm wrong.

00:05:23I'm so sorry, Lily.

00:05:26If I could go back in time, I'd cherish every moment with you.

00:05:31And I would make Stella pay.

00:05:34Please?

00:05:57Check this one!

00:05:58Hello, are you all right?

00:06:00Are you all right?

00:06:08Hi!

00:06:10Oh, thank god it's you.

00:06:14Oh, that must be a drink.

00:06:16Are you feeling okay? You just fainted while we were studying.

00:06:19Feeling?

00:06:28Hi.

00:06:31Benzo, what's wrong?

00:06:34Why are they still practicing the season after 23?

00:06:37It's the 30th of August, the season just started.

00:06:40Is everything okay?

00:06:46Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?

00:06:52Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?

00:06:56What?

00:07:00There's no blood in the nose car.

00:07:02I couldn't give him another chance to meet you, right?

00:07:06What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose!

00:07:08Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him. Besides, broken nose would only improve his fade.

00:07:14I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.

00:07:15You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.

00:07:18What did you just say, you PBS looking bitch?

00:07:21Stella, I think these bottom theaters forgot their place.

00:07:27No, they know where they stand on the blue tang.

00:07:31Enzo, go get Tony a soda.

00:07:33Stella.

00:07:34I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch who destroyed my life and tried to end it.

00:07:43After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took me for granted.

00:07:50But now, I can get revenge.

00:07:54Stella, is your little laptop going okay?

00:07:57What?

00:07:58No, he's literally obsessed with me.

00:08:00He does whatever I say.

00:08:02Watch.

00:08:04Enzo, forget about Tony.

00:08:07Why don't you leave me a soda?

00:08:08It's so hot out here, and is there anything I wouldn't do for a drink?

00:08:14Sure.

00:08:16Stella, anything for you.

00:08:18Whoa, you've got a completely wrapped around your finger.

00:08:20I've never seen a guy so damn bad before.

00:08:22I know, he's so cringed.

00:08:24He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.

00:08:27I give his life purpose.

00:08:29I consider him a charity case.

00:08:31He's coming back.

00:08:32He's practically drooling like a dog.

00:08:34Careful, you might start humping your leg.

00:08:37What took you so long?

00:08:38I don't wonder you're not on the flip ball team.

00:08:44Give it to me.

00:08:45Here!

00:08:46I must be thirsty.

00:08:47Here!

00:08:48I must be thirsty.

00:08:49Thanks, Enzo.

00:08:50Whoa!

00:08:51I think your doormat's going on a pair of balls.

00:08:52Stella!

00:08:53You gotta let him play you like that?

00:08:54What are you doing?

00:08:55That was for me.

00:08:56No, I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.

00:08:57Are you on your last brain cell?

00:08:58Who do you think you're talking to?

00:08:59Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:00Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:01Hmm?

00:09:02Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when

00:09:07you begged my dad to write you that call of recommendation letter?

00:09:09Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?

00:09:11What are you doing with the call of recommendation?

00:09:12What are you doing with the call of recommendation?

00:09:13Oh, I think your doormat's going on a pair of balls.

00:09:14I think your doormat's going on a pair of balls.

00:09:15Stella!

00:09:16You gotta let him play you like that?

00:09:17What are you doing?

00:09:18That was for me.

00:09:19No.

00:09:20I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.

00:09:21Are you on your last brain cell?

00:09:22Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:23Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:24Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:25Hmm?

00:09:26Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?

00:09:30What are you doing with the call of recommendation letter from his dad?

00:09:34Oh, is that what she said?

00:09:35Fine.

00:09:36Fine.

00:09:37Just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of the servant.

00:09:40I've got to stick my fist out of your throat for being such a jackass.

00:09:43Hey, leave him alone.

00:09:45Aww.

00:09:46You're protecting each other.

00:09:48Just like stray dogs at the pound.

00:09:51Do you want me to save your energy?

00:09:54Just let me talk to him.

00:09:55Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never

00:10:04speak to you again.

00:10:05And I know how you really feel about me.

00:10:07So do you really want to jeopardize us?

00:10:11Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:14Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:18I can't just cut her off now.

00:10:20If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer,

00:10:23I need to draw this out.

00:10:26You're right.

00:10:28I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.

00:10:32I knew it.

00:10:33You never could resist me.

00:10:35This isn't how to get my attention.

00:10:38I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.

00:10:41Think you can do that?

00:10:44Of course.

00:10:45Good.

00:10:46Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and give it my dry cleaning and box my Cadillac, then

00:10:52maybe I'll forgive you.

00:10:54And fuck it up, she'll make you lick her shoes.

00:11:00Aw, you're just feeling his wet dreams.

00:11:03Guys, we wasted enough time with these losers.

00:11:06I'm gonna get a jinx on the big game.

00:11:08Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.

00:11:12My treat.

00:11:13Every meal there's like $200.

00:11:15Come on, like that's expensive?

00:11:17Invite everybody.

00:11:18Let's make it a party.

00:11:20Except for you two, cause they have a dress code.

00:11:23I don't think you can.

00:11:32Stella's such a snake.

00:11:34After everything you've done for her, she's gonna humiliate you for being her servant's son.

00:11:41Sorry.

00:11:42I shouldn't have said anything.

00:11:43I know you like her.

00:11:49Nope.

00:11:50She means nothing to me now.

00:11:53I never realized that you're always by my side and I'll never ignore you again.

00:12:04Do you mean it?

00:12:05I promise.

00:12:13Lily!

00:12:15Hey!

00:12:17How many times have I told this milk reader I don't drink milk?

00:12:20And why would I care about that?

00:12:22I got this trade for Lily.

00:12:24Are you just making me jealous?

00:12:25Is this a payback for Tony?

00:12:27I definitely pay back for some time.

00:12:29He's just like a lap dog.

00:12:30Just begging for her problems.

00:12:32I can have any guys that I want.

00:12:34You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.

00:12:37Oh yeah?

00:12:38Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.

00:12:41We're on that street corner where you were.

00:12:42What?

00:12:43You want to say that again?

00:12:51You guys, come on.

00:12:52Stop it.

00:12:53It's going too hard.

00:12:55If you don't want to end up like a freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.

00:12:59Alright guys, bring your leftovers over here.

00:13:01I'm worried this bait and cuffs isn't good enough to eat it.

00:13:04Ooh!

00:13:07Tony, come on. Stop it!

00:13:08What's the matter? Are you stuck in there?

00:13:10Ooh!

00:13:13This little lap dog can hide, huh?

00:13:15Get him, Tony. I'll pay for his medical bill later.

00:13:24There's a limit to my patience.

00:13:26Tony, people are watching.

00:13:27What are you, some kind of fucking end sword now?

00:13:37Come on then, fight back!

00:13:39You're a pussy.

00:13:40A nobody.

00:13:41Bitch, son of a broke servant.

00:13:46Oh, fuck!

00:13:48If you think fighting is going to get my attention, you're pathetic.

00:13:52Oh no, I am not fighting for you.

00:13:54Hey, what is going on here?

00:13:55What is going on here?

00:13:59You're bleeding.

00:14:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:14:01It's Principal Harris, and they started it. It's his fault.

00:14:03I don't care who started it.

00:14:04All involved will be punished.

00:14:07Including you, Little Miss.

00:14:09Stella Quinn.

00:14:11As an heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:14:14You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.

00:14:17You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?

00:14:24Yep, I am.

00:14:25If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.

00:14:30That two-faced bitch!

00:14:32Why aren't she just willingly stealing my identity?

00:14:35Fine.

00:14:36She can dig herself into a pit of lies.

00:14:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.

00:14:42Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly.

00:14:46Listen, young man. This is grounds for expulsion. I'm going to call your parents right now.

00:14:53What are you doing?

00:14:54No, no, no, no, Lily. This is unacceptable.

00:14:57You're right. We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.

00:15:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.

00:15:03I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is taking fights with their daughter.

00:15:07Nice one, Enzo.

00:15:08How are you going to get your family thrown on the streets?

00:15:10That's okay.

00:15:11They're used to tents and park benches.

00:15:13No, yeah, I'll just call my dad right now and just move on to go.

00:15:19If Enzo's death comes unmoved, everyone will know I'm not the real heir. I can't let that happen.

00:15:25I'll save you from suffering. If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.

00:15:31Stella, why are you acting nervous? Isn't he the son of your servant?

00:15:34Stella, make this punk suffer.

00:15:37Enzo knows what he did wrong. And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.

00:15:43No, no, no, no, no, no. I have not learned my lesson.

00:15:46You should get my dad here immediately to sell us.

00:15:49Can you just drop it? Stop playing this out just to get my attention.

00:15:53I'm gonna leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.

00:15:57You okay? Do you want me to say anything? I'm fine. I'm fine. You okay?

00:16:06The cracks in their stories are already starting to show.

00:16:10When do you have trouble

00:16:13Yo, look at that, Bui. Sucks on wheels.

00:16:15I think that's the Stella chauffeurs car.

00:16:18Have you ever given him before?

00:16:19If I had a car like that, maybe would know it's me.

00:16:22Hey, if you're that desperate, then–

00:16:25I might know a guy–

00:16:30Hey, unlock the door, man.

00:16:34Hey!

00:16:35Hey, Kevin, what are you doing, man? I said unlock the door.

00:16:42I don't have time to drive you home today.

00:16:44Promise my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.

00:16:47Hey, hey, no, excuse me.

00:16:50Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.

00:16:52Watch your tone, kid.

00:16:54I know you've been pining after my daughter.

00:16:57I don't want to get with her.

00:16:58I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.

00:17:01Besides, you two seem more suited for the boss than you want.

00:17:08Hey, what?

00:17:09I'm not messing around. Open the door.

00:17:12God, these are shameless.

00:17:14Hey, you guys, you wanted to meet Stella's father, right?

00:17:16Here he is, a penniless fucking driver.

00:17:19Keep bluffing.

00:17:20We all know you're going to start wiping your cows while Miss Stella shows up.

00:17:24Oh, yeah, right. I totally forgot.

00:17:26I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:28I'm so madly in love with you.

00:17:30That's great.

00:17:31No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep crawling at my daughter's feet,

00:17:37she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:17:43Yeah, I forgot.

00:17:44I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:48Penn, I'll say this one more time.

00:17:51Open this door or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss is, okay?

00:17:57Everyone is replaceable.

00:17:59What's up with this kid today?

00:18:01He's got more attitude than usual.

00:18:04Great timing, Stella.

00:18:05Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend are trying to hitch a ride.

00:18:08Well, here comes Stella.

00:18:11She can teach this sucker a lesson.

00:18:13Oh, no.

00:18:14It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.

00:18:17Huh.

00:18:17Since I'm so giving.

00:18:20Here's some bus fare.

00:18:21You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.

00:18:26How do you grow with nothing because you're such a spoiled brat?

00:18:29You want a repeat in the cafeteria, buddy?

00:18:31Seriously, Enzo?

00:18:32I just forgave you for what happened earlier.

00:18:34If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum.

00:18:41Oh, yeah?

00:18:42Let's see what really throws attention when they find out who owns the car, huh?

00:18:46Tony, open the door.

00:18:50Have fun with your ugly church bouts, busboy.

00:18:56Over the door!

00:19:00It's fine.

00:19:01I just need my own way home.

00:19:02It's fine.

00:19:02No.

00:19:03From now on, you're going to start taking care of that, okay?

00:19:06Beginning with this.

00:19:11Yeah.

00:19:13It's time to exterminate some pests.

00:19:16Dude, you can't stop pretending, man.

00:19:18They're already gone.

00:19:20You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.

00:19:23God, Lily, are you brain dead?

00:19:25Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?

00:19:30Come on, Lily, stop.

00:19:31Aw, look at the man for each other.

00:19:34Like bacneum body odor.

00:19:37Keep laughing, guys.

00:19:39Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.

00:19:42Stop pretending, man.

00:19:44We all know that's us.

00:19:45Keep your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.

00:19:48What a moron.

00:19:50If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little sip, she'd continue to pay your way.

00:19:55Aw, you said you went and spazzed out.

00:19:57Then you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.

00:19:59The only person who's going to regret anything today will be stuck.

00:20:06Just you wait.

00:20:07Watch.

00:20:08That car will be turning around in three.

00:20:12Let's stay back.

00:20:13I want to watch this blow up in his face.

00:20:15Two.

00:20:16You'd really commit it to the pit.

00:20:17They really came back?

00:20:36I apologize for my poor hand if you'd earlier, sir.

00:20:39Oh, yeah.

00:20:39Please, come and help you with that.

00:20:41Yeah.

00:20:41Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?

00:20:48Hey, come on, Lily.

00:20:51I know, and why is the driver acting like the simps of the boss?

00:20:58Did you really have to report me to your father?

00:21:01You're never going to get Stella to keep it at me like a petty bitch.

00:21:05If you have a problem with the way I handle things, I can help you with Nadia.

00:21:09No.

00:21:11That won't be necessary, sir.

00:21:13I just felt so bad for him.

00:21:15I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?

00:21:23Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a petty tear.

00:21:27Hey.

00:21:27Oh!

00:21:28I almost forgot.

00:21:33For the bus ride.

00:21:34Oh!

00:21:36Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!

00:21:39Stella treated you with pity!

00:21:41Can you treat her like that?

00:21:44Oh!

00:21:45Come out of here and find me like a man!

00:21:47Tony, save your energy.

00:21:49A commoner like that would no plus did it slap him in the face.

00:21:53She thinks she has me whipped.

00:21:54But she's about to learn who's really unblinish.

00:22:02What have you been with that little punk lately?

00:22:04He's been talking back to you.

00:22:05He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.

00:22:07No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.

00:22:10You really can't indulge people like that.

00:22:12It'll just stab you in the back.

00:22:14So this is how you want to play it, Lito?

00:22:17I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.

00:22:21You're dead to me.

00:22:22There you go.

00:22:33Thanks.

00:22:34Nice house.

00:22:36Yeah, thank you.

00:22:37That's great.

00:22:37Wow, I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy to have it with you.

00:22:48Um, my birthday is this Friday, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?

00:22:56That's right.

00:22:57Lily and Stella had the same birthday, and I worked through to celebrate the biggest part as money could buy.

00:23:02So no one was around to celebrate Lily's.

00:23:04Yes.

00:23:05Of course.

00:23:06Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.

00:23:09You can count on that.

00:23:15See you later, okay?

00:23:16You're a little lag today.

00:23:38Almost cost me my job.

00:23:40You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?

00:23:43The only reason you're even so unemployed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past 10 years.

00:23:49I really don't give a shit.

00:23:51I don't give a shit to sell things.

00:23:54You left Bogdan down with this petty bullshit.

00:23:57Petty?

00:23:58You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.

00:24:08I can make your life go away like that.

00:24:10All right?

00:24:11All right?

00:24:11So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.

00:24:17Yes, sir.

00:24:18If he's starting to lose interest and Stella's got to get him back, we deserve to be in a play family, one way or another.

00:24:27Good afternoon there, Enzo.

00:24:36May I take your back?

00:24:37Sure.

00:24:37Yeah.

00:24:38Thank you so much.

00:24:42How are you doing?

00:24:43Very well.

00:24:44Thank you, sir.

00:24:45Yes.

00:24:45Oh, May.

00:24:47So I was thinking this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for a very special car.

00:24:55Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, former White House event planner, to get everything organized?

00:25:00Of course, sir.

00:25:03And I hope you're hungry.

00:25:05Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp blown in from Spain.

00:25:09The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.

00:25:12Oh, you're the greatest thing so much.

00:25:16I'll see you later.

00:25:19Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on to Stella.

00:25:24Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.

00:25:27As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be married for the good fortune in no time.

00:25:33Take whatever you want.

00:25:42It's not that expensive anyway.

00:25:44What?

00:25:45These are all designer brand, limited edition.

00:25:48Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.

00:25:51And this is Brady's original battle jersey.

00:25:55This is a certified relic.

00:25:57Keep it.

00:25:58I can just buy more if we want to.

00:26:00Whatever I want, I get.

00:26:02You're so lucky.

00:26:03Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.

00:26:06Like, this is so hideous.

00:26:07Even my own grandmother wouldn't have heard.

00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:26:12No, who said you could touch that?

00:26:13That everyone was worth more in their life.

00:26:15Put it back.

00:26:16Put all of this back.

00:26:17Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.

00:26:19These are my guests.

00:26:20No, Stella.

00:26:21They're your freaking mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.

00:26:24You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.

00:26:26You shouldn't even be here.

00:26:27What are you talking about?

00:26:29This is Stella's family mansion?

00:26:31You're lucky they even let you stay here.

00:26:34Who are you going to do with this ring?

00:26:36Don't you have some tanky servants quarters to get back to?

00:26:39You know, Stella, I'm just going to give you one chance to just come clean right now

00:26:43and tell everyone the truth.

00:26:45You and your dad are going to have to find somewhere else.

00:26:47What's it going to be?

00:26:51Stop being so immature.

00:26:53I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.

00:26:57Stella, you want to take care of this poser?

00:27:00Oh, you've got to be fucking joking, Stella.

00:27:02You love my jersey?

00:27:03No, take it off now.

00:27:05Be real.

00:27:06Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.

00:27:10Stella bought it for you out of pity.

00:27:12You're a walking charity kid.

00:27:14Jesus.

00:27:14Oh, yeah, why don't I just find a certificate of authenticity and you can see who the ownership's on?

00:27:19You're not going to be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo.

00:27:22It's just a dirty old jersey.

00:27:24What's the matter if you wear it?

00:27:25Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.

00:27:29It's not nothing.

00:27:32And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it.

00:27:37Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?

00:27:39We all know you're acting out because you're just...

00:27:41You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.

00:27:43I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.

00:27:53Yeah, that's great.

00:27:54I said take it off.

00:27:55Enzo, stop.

00:27:57It's okay, babe.

00:27:59You kid wants to play?

00:28:01You can play.

00:28:13That's right.

00:28:18Come on, get up.

00:28:20Yeah, see what happens.

00:28:21Come here, he's the feature-ass.

00:28:24You're a basic, I'm sorry.

00:28:28Let's go!

00:28:30Get off a toy, you freak!

00:28:34What the hell is going on in here?

00:28:36Dad, hurry up and you can't go out and he's acting in a stupid thing!

00:28:39Wait, did you just go on the show for your dad?

00:28:44No, I...

00:28:44Did I try not write the show for your dad?

00:28:48Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?

00:28:50It's not.

00:28:51It's a complete evil person.

00:28:52Get off of me!

00:28:54Get off of me!

00:28:55Are you guys crazy?

00:28:58Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:29:00How could her father be a useless nobody?

00:29:02Right, Stella?

00:29:05Duh, if my father was some broke-ass chauffeur,

00:29:08I would literally throw myself off the cliff.

00:29:11And hey, this isn't even about me!

00:29:13Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho!

00:29:16She might be pushing the kid too far.

00:29:19I can't lose this job.

00:29:20It's getting late, Miss Stella.

00:29:23Maybe I should take your friends home?

00:29:25Why?

00:29:25We're just starting to have fun.

00:29:27Fine.

00:29:31Guys, my driver will take you home.

00:29:33We'll hang in another time.

00:29:34What?

00:29:35Stella, why are you listening to him?

00:29:37I'm not.

00:29:38I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.

00:29:41I have to study.

00:29:43Alright.

00:29:44Let's bounce.

00:29:49Aren't you forgetting something?

00:29:51Guys, leave the stuff.

00:29:57Hey, man.

00:30:11I'm sorry.

00:30:13I'm sorry.

00:30:13Kevin!

00:30:13I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.

00:30:20I'm sorry.

00:30:21Fuck the attitude, kid.

00:30:24I drive your ass on every day.

00:30:26I think that's not exhausting.

00:30:28I just sit down and eat something.

00:30:30I'm sorry.

00:30:32Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?

00:30:35Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?

00:30:41Hmm?

00:30:42Is this what?

00:30:43This house?

00:30:44That food?

00:30:45Your car?

00:30:46All of it belongs to my dad.

00:30:48And I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name in Der Rosse.

00:30:52Everyone is gone.

00:30:56Can you drop the act?

00:30:57I'm having my share.

00:30:59Stella will have hers, just like any other night.

00:31:01And if there's anything left, feel free to have her stress.

00:31:07May, can you come get our top of the suits to come give me a rubdown?

00:31:11While you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over the buns

00:31:14with a gold full beef on top?

00:31:17Warmth?

00:31:18I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.

00:31:20May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?

00:31:29Move your fugly feet and get out of here!

00:31:31We are.

00:31:33Long day, huh?

00:31:35Come on.

00:31:35Carbineer, sir.

00:31:37Let's stay now.

00:31:39So amazing.

00:31:41What are you still doing here?

00:31:43God, am I speaking Latin over here?

00:31:45Get moving or I'll get you fired!

00:31:49Yes, miss.

00:31:50No.

00:31:50I don't know, May.

00:31:51You don't work for these people.

00:31:53And so, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.

00:31:57You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.

00:32:01Show some respect.

00:32:03Respect?

00:32:04Okay.

00:32:06Your father is a painless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath,

00:32:10and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.

00:32:16I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.

00:32:19Let me tell you something.

00:32:22Let me tell you something.

00:32:23This whole push-pull thing you have going on isn't going to work.

00:32:27It's really starting to piss me off.

00:32:29And so, that was a straightforward gal.

00:32:32She doesn't like these mind games.

00:32:34If you want her to like you, just treat her well.

00:32:36It's too late.

00:32:38I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.

00:32:41But clearly, that went to his head.

00:32:44Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lessons.

00:32:49Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.

00:32:54Really?

00:32:57You are decked out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks all from my mom.

00:33:05And you think that I can't live without you?

00:33:08Ghost me all you want, Stella.

00:33:13I don't give a shit.

00:33:16I don't give a shit.

00:33:19What is your damage?

00:33:21You're acting more like a set-up bitch than a man.

00:33:23I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Flint Corp.

00:33:27You're such a cheapskate.

00:33:29We're only eating your food and using your things

00:33:32because we thought that you were offering them to us

00:33:35out of your generosity.

00:33:37Generosity?

00:33:37Tony, please, Dad.

00:33:39He only gave us those names because he wanted to get in my pants.

00:33:43And now what?

00:33:43Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?

00:33:47Let's go, Dad.

00:33:49Just looking at him makes me sick.

00:33:52Sir, are you okay?

00:34:04Hey, I want you to take everything you've touched here.

00:34:12The gyms, the couches, even the back end, pencils,

00:34:17to roll out his feet.

00:34:19Yes, sir.

00:34:20From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.

00:34:27No more PIP treatment, no more fine dining, no more using my family's name to take advantage of me, okay?

00:34:35Let them see how it feels to be controlled.

00:34:39I'm so pissed and pissing me off lately, Dad.

00:34:44I don't know how much longer I can put up with you.

00:34:46Easy.

00:34:47This is trying to get your attention.

00:34:49But you've still got him even out of the palm of your hand.

00:34:52What do you mean?

00:34:53I heard him, though, made me to contact the former White House Embed Planner for a huge party this Friday night.

00:35:00Well, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.

00:35:04That's why he's been acting so weird lately.

00:35:06I knew he wasn't over me.

00:35:08You can't let him forget who's in charge.

00:35:12Don't worry.

00:35:13When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my seat, obeying my every word.

00:35:17Hey, Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first and head to school.

00:35:29Oh, my God.

00:35:31Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.

00:35:33Let's go.

00:35:34Yeah, Tony first and up to school.

00:35:36Stop the car.

00:35:38What is your problem?

00:35:40Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?

00:35:43Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?

00:35:45Because the last time I checked, it's my family's car, and we pay to go where we want.

00:35:52Come on, Enzo.

00:35:53Let's not start the morning off like this.

00:35:55We always pick up Tony and then...

00:35:57No.

00:35:57We always do what your daughter says.

00:35:59And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony and fuck off.

00:36:05And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.

00:36:10Seriously?

00:36:11Lily?

00:36:11Again?

00:36:12If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous, you clearly

00:36:17haven't seen a side-by-side.

00:36:19She's a troll.

00:36:21A granny in hand-me-downs.

00:36:22Okay.

00:36:24You know what?

00:36:25I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.

00:36:30Excuse me?

00:36:31Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?

00:36:36You lost any chance you had with me?

00:36:38I hope you know that.

00:36:40And you never had a chance.

00:36:43Okay.

00:36:44Starting today.

00:36:45This is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.

00:36:48And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.

00:37:00Sushi look.

00:37:08You're a fucking asshole!

00:37:10Enzo, you're in the goddamn joke of the school!

00:37:12I am so done with you!

00:37:14I am so done with you!

00:37:44Creep?

00:37:47Nah, man.

00:37:48I actually kicked her out of my car.

00:37:50But I'll do whatever the hell I want, and it's none of your business.

00:37:53Christ!

00:37:54You're just a pathological liar!

00:37:57We all know that you're just a son of Stella's servant.

00:38:01Oh.

00:38:03God.

00:38:03Then quit poking the bear.

00:38:04The last thing I need is end up freaking out and blowing my cover.

00:38:09Well, how about this one?

00:38:11You would apologize to Stella on the way off.

00:38:14Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.

00:38:20Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.

00:38:20Hey, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?

00:38:36I mean, he's your servant's son, right?

00:38:40You want people getting the wrong idea like he's the queen there?

00:38:43Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.

00:38:46I'm just being generous.

00:38:54You're too sweet, babe.

00:38:55I mean, speaking of that scholarship you mentioned, how's that coming along?

00:39:02Well, the school only gets scholarships to the top student, and you know how it's tied to GPA.

00:39:09I mean, if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.

00:39:12You really think he'll agree?

00:39:13I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me.

00:39:18If I ask him, he'll do it.

00:39:19All right, everyone, our exams are in.

00:39:30Some of you could have done a bit more studying, but others really went above and beyond.

00:39:35I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo, but you really knocked it out of the park 105% with extra points on the bonus question?

00:39:45He always has this and messes up the curve every time.

00:39:50Teacher's pet.

00:39:51No, he's a know-it-all.

00:39:52You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.

00:39:55I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.

00:40:01Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time?

00:40:06Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it to our football captain, Tony Whitman.

00:40:12I'm sorry.

00:40:18Stella, why would I not need a scholarship?

00:40:20I'm just a sign of a lowly servant.

00:40:22Yeah, but we all know the friends pay for every call.

00:40:25We don't want a personal charity case.

00:40:28Exactly.

00:40:29Around Stella and all.

00:40:30Yes, ma'am.

00:40:31No, ma'am.

00:40:32We all know you're just simping up to their families when they pay for your call.

00:40:37Enzo, what do you say?

00:40:39Are you going to be passing it up again this year?

00:40:45Enzo?

00:40:46Are you going to be passing it up again this year?

00:40:55Miss James, I'm going to take it.

00:40:57What the hell, Enzo?

00:40:58I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony.

00:41:01Oh, sorry.

00:41:03If you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.

00:41:06Yo, she feeds you.

00:41:08She clothes you.

00:41:09She lets you ride in her luxury cars.

00:41:11How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?

00:41:14Tony actually works for what he has.

00:41:16He's not some cloud-chasing bot.

00:41:18You're not even worthy of skin-shining his shoes.

00:41:20Oh, yeah?

00:41:21If you worked so hard, why didn't you let it?

00:41:23Hmm?

00:41:24I don't know.

00:41:25Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty front.

00:41:27All right, all right.

00:41:32Let's settle down, everyone.

00:41:34Settle down.

00:41:35Stella, get back to your seat.

00:41:36Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your apartment.

00:41:41Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...

00:41:46Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been having.

00:41:55We can go back to how things were.

00:41:56Sure. Wouldn't that be nice?

00:42:00Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.

00:42:04No!

00:42:05Okay?

00:42:05I do not want to go back to the way things were.

00:42:08In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out from your product wearing.

00:42:13I hate you!

00:42:14Oh, I hate you more.

00:42:16Stella, back to your seat.

00:42:19Now.

00:42:26Oh, well, well.

00:42:37That is a Mr. High and Mighty.

00:42:39I know you're getting pretty cocky during class today.

00:42:41I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant, but right now I think you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night.

00:42:54And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.

00:42:59We don't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.

00:43:06So now, get on your hands and knees and spit shine our shoes.

00:43:10Nice and clean.

00:43:12Get out of my way.

00:43:13You give me a choice?

00:43:20Lick her shoe now, bitch.

00:43:23Hey!

00:43:24Let him go!

00:43:26Hey!

00:43:27Let him go!

00:43:29You were lucky this time.

00:43:30The teachers won't always be around to see you.

00:43:38Tony, what the hell are you doing?

00:43:39Nothing, coach.

00:43:40Just messing around.

00:43:43Shit, what are they provoking?

00:43:46Enzo, what if he reveals the truth that I'm the show for his daughter?

00:43:49My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined.

00:43:51Are you alright, son?

00:43:52Yeah, I'm fine.

00:43:53Save your energy, Tony.

00:43:56I have decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.

00:44:01You're Enzo, right?

00:44:03P.E.C. is showing you just what's speaking to you.

00:44:05Have you considered trying out for the football team?

00:44:07What?

00:44:08You can't be serious.

00:44:09I mean, this is getting runked.

00:44:10Unless you can pick up the pace.

00:44:12You may be our best option.

00:44:13And I'm the team captain.

00:44:14Who ruled what?

00:44:15Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season.

00:44:19I would love to see what you've got.

00:44:20What do you say?

00:44:21You want me to play?

00:44:25This lanky loser can never be team captain.

00:44:30Coach, I mean, I love football.

00:44:32Don't get me wrong.

00:44:33You seriously think I have what it takes?

00:44:36Well, we'll find out.

00:44:38You'll be pummeled in the first five seconds.

00:44:40Football is just not brute force.

00:44:43I flesh out our team, but right now, we're like a team.

00:44:45How can you run when this scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?

00:44:52Coach?

00:44:55I'll give it a try.

00:44:57Joking.

00:44:59Great.

00:45:00I look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow.

00:45:02Coach, wait.

00:45:03Enzo has never held a football in his whole life.

00:45:06He's only going to win a snap.

00:45:07If you want to question your coach, you can find another team.

00:45:17Well, that's fine.

00:45:19Tomorrow, I'm going to humiliate you and forget the entire school.

00:45:22When it's all over, you still have the girl.

00:45:37Go, Tony.

00:45:39Steve and I got it.

00:45:40Go, Coopers.

00:45:42Go, Tony.

00:45:44Dude, don't sweat it.

00:45:46We were the star quarterback last season.

00:45:48Beating Enzo is going to be like crushing a pug.

00:45:51When we make that pug, regret he was ever born,

00:45:54let alone dream of being on the football team.

00:45:57Coach says that little nerd, Enzo, is going to join us.

00:46:00If he stands us up, he's a dead man.

00:46:05Enzo, where are you?

00:46:07Hey, Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.

00:46:15I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.

00:46:17If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.

00:46:20There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.

00:46:23He's not fucking down.

00:46:24He's just...

00:46:24It's cute that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant's fun,

00:46:27but football's a sport for real men.

00:46:29Not servants and hand-me-downs.

00:46:33Please, Enzo, please come.

00:46:37Let's go, let's go!

00:46:40Let's go!

00:46:44Coach, the big game's about to start, and Enzo's not here yet.

00:46:47He should be disqualified.

00:46:51Let's wait a little longer.

00:46:52I told you he'd only weigh us down.

00:46:54He's not even here, and he's already fucking things up.

00:46:56If Enzo costs us the scrimmage, I'm never letting him off the hook.

00:46:59He's never even held a football.

00:47:01He's a joke.

00:47:02Don't bother waiting for Enzo.

00:47:04He won't be coming.

00:47:06Enzo.

00:47:08I'm not asking.

00:47:09I'm telling.

00:47:11Football means everything to Tony.

00:47:13And if you even think about showing up tomorrow,

00:47:16I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.

00:47:20Fine.

00:47:21Let's get started.

00:47:23Whee!

00:47:25Is that...

00:47:26It can't be.

00:47:28Oh my god, I think it is.

00:47:30He looks like a completely different person.

00:47:32That's Enzo?

00:47:47I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.

00:47:49Okay, I didn't know he had it in him.

00:47:52And like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take a person in?

00:47:55We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.

00:47:58Ew, you slut.

00:47:59He's still a servant boy.

00:48:02Oh.

00:48:06Hey.

00:48:07Hi.

00:48:07I'm sorry.

00:48:09I knew you'd make it.

00:48:11Of course.

00:48:11You gotta see what this nerd can do, right?

00:48:14Did you come to Washington?

00:48:15Of course I'd do anything green.

00:48:19I thought I told you not to come.

00:48:22Well, what's the problem?

00:48:23Is it going to humiliate your boyfriend from the entire school?

00:48:26Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.

00:48:27You're the daughter of mine, too, like, don't forget.

00:48:32What's the matter, studying for the big game?

00:48:35I mean, football's just math.

00:48:36So you make this all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field.

00:48:41No.

00:48:42I'd make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.

00:48:45Do you want to swear out, pussy?

00:48:47Oh, wait.

00:48:48You need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch.

00:48:50Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.

00:49:07I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.

00:49:09Shit.

00:49:10We're starting to catch on.

00:49:11If that little simp keeps acting all big and tall, everyone will figure out he's the real

00:49:15heir.

00:49:15And his father's been serving my family for years.

00:49:20We took his family in when they lost their home, so they told me to let some things slide

00:49:24and make them feel welcomed.

00:49:26Babe, you're too sweet.

00:49:28That punk is trying to take advantage of him.

00:49:30Don't worry.

00:49:31Teach him a lesson on the field.

00:49:33Go!

00:49:38I'm going to take the blue team to see more drills.

00:49:40The turn tank goes off by five degrees.

00:49:42Oh!

00:49:43And the winner is Blue Team!

00:50:06How about that?

00:50:07It's kicked your ass using geometry.

00:50:13That fucking pussy got lucky.

00:50:17I can't believe the nerd actually won.

00:50:19It's kind of hot.

00:50:21Oh.

00:50:23I knew you'd see it.

00:50:24Thanks for leaving me.

00:50:27Endo's supposed to be into Stella.

00:50:29Why the hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention?

00:50:32Is your shower head broken, Lily?

00:50:34Or is his pathetic simp's desperation a turn-on for you?

00:50:38Oh.

00:50:40Are you jealous?

00:50:41Fucking gross.

00:50:42You already have your naive virgin.

00:50:46Attention!

00:50:47The selection ceremony for the Interstate Football Championship will be held in the auditorium

00:50:52in five minutes.

00:50:53The chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected to be the team captain.

00:50:59That position is home.

00:51:02If you really want to impress Stella, they'll do the whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out.

00:51:06This is it.

00:51:08She has no idea the chairman of the school board is my father's friend.

00:51:11I don't care about the team captain.

00:51:12I just want to see her exposed for stealing my identity in front of everyone.

00:51:17The chairman of the school board is my father's friend.

00:51:18I don't care about it.

00:51:19I don't care about it.

00:51:20The chairman of the school board is my father's friend.

00:51:22Oh my god.

00:51:27Wait.

00:51:28Who is he?

00:51:29That's not the chairman of the school board.

00:51:31Hello, students.

00:51:32I am Julian De Leon, vice chairman of the school board.

00:51:35The chairman had important matters to attend to.

00:51:37So I am honored to announce the list of players that have qualified to join our team, the Roaring

00:51:44Ridge High School's Cougars, after today's privilege.

00:51:49Before that, I'd like to give special thanks to the Bright Star Education Foundation, for

00:51:54the generous donation to our school.

00:51:56Their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment of the school.

00:52:01I would now like to invite you to prepare to the family that started it all.

00:52:16If you so much as move, I'll never talk to you again and you'll be finished.

00:52:20From all social groups at Roaring Ridge High School.

00:52:22Hello, everyone.

00:52:31I am Stella, I mean, Quinn, of the famed Quinn Group.

00:52:37And I'm sure by now, everybody knows that thanks to QuinnCorp, we have the Bright Star Education

00:52:42Foundation paving the way for a brighter future.

00:52:46Oh, I couldn't swore the heir to QuinnCorp was a guy.

00:52:54Maybe I should call the chairman.

00:52:59That's my girl.

00:53:02Well, no one's contributing.

00:53:05I must be mistaken.

00:53:06In honor of the Bright Star Education Foundation's selfless donation to our school,

00:53:12we have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain to Ms. Stella herself.

00:53:21What an unexpected honor.

00:53:24I'll have to think about it.

00:53:26As the backbone of our school's football team,

00:53:28Tony has led our Cougars to more victories than I can remember cheering for.

00:53:33So I feel like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is Tony Whitman.

00:53:39Thank you all so much.

00:53:45Stella, such a babe, right?

00:53:47She's the best cheerleader on and off the field.

00:53:49I promise that I will lead our school to a district championship.

00:53:55Go Cougars!

00:53:58Go Cougars!

00:54:01I'm sorry.

00:54:03I'm sorry.

00:54:04Did today mean nothing?

00:54:05Nothing?

00:54:06Because if Tony's performance on the field is any indication of the future,

00:54:10he should be as far away from the football as possible.

00:54:13And the Quidair gets to make the decision,

00:54:16but I think that should be me.

00:54:18Right, fellas?

00:54:19What is up with these mind games?

00:54:21If Enzo keeps acting like this, he's going to be in deep shit.

00:54:24If you have a problem with my decision,

00:54:27then I can call my father for having removed the Bright Star funding from Roaring Rage Pie.

00:54:31I know that won't be necessary.

00:54:34You sit down before you ruin this for everyone.

00:54:37Stella and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school.

00:54:41What have you done?

00:54:42It's a positive scene.

00:54:44Well, I hate to ruin it for anyone, sir.

00:54:46But fortunately for you,

00:54:47Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation

00:54:50because she's not the Quinn heir.

00:54:53I am.

00:54:55Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation

00:54:58because she's not the Quinn heir.

00:55:00I am.

00:55:01Sorry, everyone.

00:55:03This freak has been stalking me for years

00:55:05and clearly his obsession has just become delusional.

00:55:08Enzo, I am done tolerating the bullshit.

00:55:10I've been way too nice to you.

00:55:11I'm never speaking to you again.

00:55:13You're officially canceled.

00:55:15Fine with me.

00:55:16You're going to move out of my house too

00:55:17or should I kick you out?

00:55:18All right, everyone.

00:55:22Let's settle down.

00:55:23Stella, I apologize.

00:55:26You should be ashamed, posing as a Quinn heir.

00:55:29After this assembly,

00:55:30I am marching straight to Principal Harrison's office

00:55:32and see to it that you are expelled.

00:55:35What was it?

00:55:36Enzo?

00:55:37Enzo Quinn, sir.

00:55:39Oh my gosh.

00:55:40Give it up, Enzo.

00:55:41Everyone knows you're faking it.

00:55:42Oh yeah?

00:55:44Was I faking it on the field today?

00:55:45The only reason you beat me today

00:55:48is because you're lucky.

00:55:49We can do a rematch any time.

00:55:51But we're going to do street rules

00:55:52so I can pull them on your ass to the ground.

00:55:53Why don't you just get the hell out of here?

00:55:55No one likes you anyway.

00:55:57Besides that,

00:55:57now I see her ugly Betty in the back.

00:56:02You need to remember who you're real bosses.

00:56:05I look forward to seeing you at my house tonight

00:56:08after I speak to my father.

00:56:09Clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights.

00:56:20After my birthday,

00:56:22I'll have to put him back in his place for good.

00:56:25Clearly somebody's on their period.

00:56:28Anyway,

00:56:29my final decision still stands.

00:56:31Tony will be the team captain.

00:56:33That district trophy is ours.

00:56:35And one last thing.

00:56:41My 18th birthday is this Friday

00:56:43and everyone is welcome to the Queen Mansion

00:56:45to come and celebrate.

00:56:47We will have Mr. Blake,

00:56:48the former White House events manager,

00:56:50planning the party

00:56:51and it is sure to be a day to remember.

00:56:53Don't worry about that, Sam, babe.

00:56:59You're just doing this to get your attention.

00:57:01Well, duh,

00:57:02but he's really been embarrassing me.

00:57:04You better not fuck up my birthday.

00:57:05I can't believe you have an actual

00:57:07former events planner from the White House

00:57:09planning your party.

00:57:11That's so luxe.

00:57:12It must be like a million dollars.

00:57:14Two million, actually.

00:57:18Oh my God,

00:57:19I have to buy a new dress.

00:57:20This is even bigger than prom.

00:57:22A real mansion party.

00:57:23Hey, is there going to be a DJ there?

00:57:25Is there going to be a DJ?

00:57:27Try to DJ in every room.

00:57:29Well, you've got to make sure

00:57:30to save a dance for me, okay?

00:57:46I think you've set for the party, sir.

00:57:48Amazing.

00:57:48Can we just run through the checklist

00:57:50one more time?

00:57:51Because this party needs to be

00:57:52perfect for Lily.

00:57:53Yes, sir?

00:57:54All right.

00:57:58After everything I put her through

00:57:59in my past life,

00:58:00it's what she deserves.

00:58:06Happy birthday!

00:58:07Happy birthday!

00:58:09Happy birthday!

00:58:15Why won't you let me hate your classmates?

00:58:17I don't want my friends to know my father's a chauffeur

00:58:20of the Owen family for a tinnit night.

00:58:22Can you please just stay in your room?

00:58:35Hey.

00:58:36What are you doing?

00:58:37You're supposed to pick up Lily 15 minutes ago.

00:58:39I'll have someone else to pick her up.

00:58:40Kevin, are you tired of being a driver?

00:58:42Do you need me to find a replacement?

00:58:44Come on!

00:58:45I'll go.

00:58:46Okay?

00:58:49Stella's birthday party's about to start.

00:58:51So why the hell is he still thinking about Lily?

00:58:54Well, I guess we'll let little Lily see for herself

00:58:57I guess for him, too, is please my daughter.

00:59:01Ready?

00:59:02Attention!

00:59:02Attention, everybody!

00:59:04I would like to introduce to you all

00:59:05the beautiful, the gorgeous,

00:59:07the effervescent

00:59:08Queen Stella!

00:59:16Well, and you may be pissing me off lately,

00:59:19but you just want to do a party.

00:59:21If it doesn't embarrass me tonight,

00:59:22maybe it'll forgive me.

00:59:24Oh.

00:59:25My.

00:59:26God.

00:59:26Is that the dress that's going viral right now?

00:59:29Good eye.

00:59:30The designer, Jack de Corte,

00:59:31only made two of the Stardust fashion show in Milan.

00:59:34It cost $100,000.

00:59:37Oh, my God.

00:59:38Can I clutch it?

00:59:41It feels like pure money.

00:59:44No, this is insane!

00:59:46You're trying to be the president of my life.

00:59:48Seriously, I don't know how to thank you.

00:59:49No need.

00:59:50Just sit close to me.

00:59:51The Queen's like to spoil those who are loyal to us.

00:59:54There'll be plenty more parties to come.

00:59:56Can I live stream this?

00:59:57I need to show my followers your mission.

00:59:59Of course.

01:00:01Everyone say hi!

01:00:05Say hi!

01:00:06You have to see us say hi!

01:00:10Yay!

01:00:10Woo!

01:00:17Did he coasting fuse?

01:00:18It's fucking so...

01:00:19You could literally be an influencer with a life like this.

01:00:22I already beat you to it.

01:00:24Oh my God.

01:00:26Hey, besties!

01:00:27The party's about to start, so don't go anywhere.

01:00:30It's going to be insane.

01:00:32Love you!

01:00:33Thank you all so much for coming to my party.

01:00:37Please help yourself to everything and anything.

01:00:40Let's make this a day to remember.

01:00:42Turn up the music.

01:00:46Come on, take a quick day, Stella.

01:00:54Can you get that?

01:00:55Can you get that?

01:00:56Can you get it?

01:01:00You like it?

01:01:02Say hi!

01:01:09But isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella Fan Club?

01:01:13Should you let all these people in here?

01:01:15Say hi to the viewers, Enzel!

01:01:17Grab your popcorn and get ready.

01:01:19This stuff is known for a bone.

01:01:21Perfect timing, Enzel.

01:01:23We'll clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,

01:01:26because we're just getting started.

01:01:28Oh, and while you're at it,

01:01:30have the maid, they'll make my bed,

01:01:32because Tony and I are going to need it later.

01:01:34Oh, no.

01:01:35I asked the cop a couple condoms,

01:01:37but I don't know if I'd fit in your peewee size.

01:01:39No, Stella!

01:01:40There's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him

01:01:43has ever had a chance to even use a condom.

01:01:47You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve

01:01:49acting like you in this place.

01:01:50You know, for a fact,

01:01:51this is not your party,

01:01:52this is not your house.

01:01:54Let me tell you something.

01:01:55You're not a quinn.

01:01:57You're a fucking chick.

01:01:59The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.

01:02:02We're going to give you ten minutes to shut this down

01:02:04before I kick you and your father out

01:02:07without a pot to piss in.

01:02:10Before I kick you and your father

01:02:11out of my place without a pot to piss in.

01:02:13Look, Enzo,

01:02:15I know you threw this whole party

01:02:16just to try and get my attention,

01:02:18but I'm not going to forgive you

01:02:19for acting as a freak

01:02:20just because you put up a few string lights.

01:02:23God, Stella,

01:02:24you are so self-absorbed and deluded.

01:02:27I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.

01:02:30I mean this with all Ed's, Enzo.

01:02:33You disgust me.

01:02:34Hey, do you know I'm going to kick

01:02:35this scrawny ass out of here?

01:02:37I got it.

01:02:39Oh, my God.

01:02:41Oh, my God.

01:02:42You're just a pathetic little freak

01:02:45who's for a shitty ass party.

01:02:47You should be embarrassed.

01:02:49And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here

01:02:51to get my attention,

01:02:52I'll never stick to you again.

01:02:55Oh, my God.

01:02:55Are you getting all of this?

01:02:56Every single second.

01:02:58The viewers are eating it off.

01:03:06Hey, Mike.

01:03:08Could you call Mr. Blake

01:03:09and tell him to get here immediately?

01:03:10I mean, this party is not up to my standard.

01:03:13And, um, could you have a couple of meets?

01:03:15Please meet us in the backyard.

01:03:16Oh, my God.

01:03:18He's so wit.

01:03:21That's right.

01:03:22He can act as stubborn as he wants,

01:03:23but at the end of the day,

01:03:25I own him.

01:03:27Stella, you got a TP

01:03:28and a whip-a-simp in the place.

01:03:30It's just like training a stray dog.

01:03:33Shower from the kitchen

01:03:34and you need to play

01:03:35until they vine for it back.

01:03:40Amazing.

01:03:41Okay, uh,

01:03:42can everyone listen up, please?

01:03:43Make sure to get my good side.

01:03:45The viewers are gonna love this.

01:03:47Could we please show off

01:03:48the gifts that prepared?

01:03:49Oh, my God.

01:03:55Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes?

01:03:58They're like $3 million.

01:03:59Someone in the chat said

01:04:00the Imperial Blue Necklace

01:04:02was originally owned by the royal family.

01:04:05Damn, Tony.

01:04:06You're dropping snacks on your girl.

01:04:08What'd you get her?

01:04:08I don't need to pay for her attention.

01:04:12She knows who the real prize is.

01:04:14Well, since you did such a good job

01:04:16on the gifts,

01:04:16I'll forgive you for acting

01:04:17like a total staz.

01:04:19Tony, help me with the necklace.

01:04:22Uh, no.

01:04:23What?

01:04:24Well, you think these gifts are for you?

01:04:26Jesus Christ,

01:04:27you are so full of yourself.

01:04:29How about this?

01:04:30Get these party crashers out of here

01:04:31before the real birthday girl comes.

01:04:36Get these party crashers out of here

01:04:38before the real birthday girl comes.

01:04:40What?

01:04:41The real birthday girl?

01:04:44Let me get them this down for you.

01:04:45This is not your birthday girl.

01:04:50What?

01:04:51Having second thoughts

01:04:52because I was sitting on Tony's lap?

01:04:54You're gonna punish me

01:04:55like a little bitch?

01:04:58God, I thought women were catty.

01:05:00I mean,

01:05:00this is some straight, petty bullshit.

01:05:05I don't give a shit

01:05:06but either of you didn't.

01:05:08Stella,

01:05:09I am done.

01:05:12Okay?

01:05:13You and your dad

01:05:14can go back

01:05:14to your miserable slum life

01:05:16to get all this goodbye.

01:05:19What a joke.

01:05:21All this?

01:05:22You mean,

01:05:23the pool,

01:05:23the mansion,

01:05:25the gifts,

01:05:25the servants?

01:05:27Those are all Stella's.

01:05:29Shit,

01:05:29I don't know

01:05:30without the pencil,

01:05:30but Tony might push him

01:05:31over the edge.

01:05:32I can't lose this.

01:05:34The only thing

01:05:36you can take away from her

01:05:37is your creepy ass obsession.

01:05:42So why don't you

01:05:43see yourself out?

01:05:44Or I guess I have.

01:05:46And I'm not exactly gentle.

01:05:50I'd like to see you try.

01:05:53Oh my god,

01:05:53Enzo,

01:05:54you're literally ruining Stella's day.

01:05:56You're beating all the attention

01:05:57like a dick.

01:05:58Quick with the lies.

01:06:00If Stella's not the real birthday girl,

01:06:02then who is?

01:06:02Lillie?

01:06:15What is she doing here?

01:06:19Happy birthday to Smoothing.

01:06:24Wow.

01:06:26You look incredible.

01:06:28Babe,

01:06:29is this how your staff

01:06:30always treats you?

01:06:31Why are they saying

01:06:32it's Lillie's birthday?

01:06:36Did you invite her?

01:06:37If you don't make her leave

01:06:38in the next few seconds,

01:06:39I'm never speaking to you

01:06:41again.

01:06:42Who says I want to celebrate?

01:06:44Hey,

01:06:45happy birthday.

01:06:46I'm so sorry.

01:06:47Stella,

01:06:47totally ruined your party.

01:06:49But Mr. Blake,

01:06:49he's on his way.

01:06:50He's going to make everything

01:06:51perfect for your big day.

01:06:52You didn't have to do this,

01:06:54Enzo.

01:06:54This is...

01:06:55It's just amazing.

01:06:57I kindly believe

01:06:59this party has standards.

01:07:01It's amazing.

01:07:03Now let's get the fuck out of here.

01:07:05Do you really think

01:07:09that after all these years

01:07:11of treating me like shit,

01:07:14that I want to celebrate

01:07:15your birthday?

01:07:15I'm going to say this

01:07:17one last time.

01:07:18This is not your party.

01:07:21This is Lillie's party.

01:07:23This is fucking Ronald.

01:07:26Making up accusations

01:07:27just to try and get

01:07:28my attention.

01:07:31How did you even get here?

01:07:33The guard was only supposed

01:07:34to be letting people

01:07:34on the list.

01:07:36You forgot your bag

01:07:37in the back.

01:07:38Dad?

01:07:38Wait, didn't you call him

01:07:48dad the other night

01:07:49of the sleepover?

01:07:50Fella, is the chauffeur

01:07:52your dad?

01:07:52No, my dad is not

01:07:54some loser chauffeur.

01:07:56Wow.

01:07:58Fella, you really put down

01:07:59your own dad

01:08:00just to cover your own stuff.

01:08:02Mind your fucking business

01:08:03if I say it's not my dad,

01:08:05it's not my dad.

01:08:06What have I ever lied to you about?

01:08:08Look at what you created.

01:08:10A stubborn rat

01:08:12so self-obsessed

01:08:13she won't even acknowledge

01:08:14you as her own father.

01:08:16Enzo, I think you should

01:08:17wash your toe

01:08:18and remember that you

01:08:20are speaking

01:08:20to Miss Stella Quinn.

01:08:22Keep pushing

01:08:23and she'll cut you off

01:08:24for good.

01:08:25Shit.

01:08:26I thought that

01:08:27the chauffeur

01:08:28was her dad for a second.

01:08:30Enzo is fucking psycho.

01:08:35Honestly, man,

01:08:36at least have the decency

01:08:37to show Stella

01:08:38some respect

01:08:39in her own house.

01:08:41And if I was a Quinn,

01:08:43I would kick you out

01:08:44a long time ago.

01:08:47What's the idea, Tony?

01:08:49What do you say, Kevin?

01:08:51Did I throw out

01:08:52my stubborn staff

01:08:53and his narcissistic daughter?

01:08:55No.

01:08:56Please, don't.

01:08:57Kevin?

01:08:59Fire!

01:09:02Fire!

01:09:02You have no right

01:09:05to fire me, Enzo.

01:09:06Yes, I do.

01:09:07And

01:09:07someone who's on his way

01:09:09right now

01:09:10is going to tell you

01:09:11the exact same thing.

01:09:12You got it?

01:09:14You're my back early?

01:09:15No, that's impossible.

01:09:17You guys,

01:09:18as of today,

01:09:19Kevin and his daughter

01:09:20are no longer employees

01:09:21of the Quinn Estate.

01:09:22Please see to it

01:09:23that the rooms are cleared out.

01:09:24If you so much

01:09:26as throw out our things,

01:09:27I'll be thrown up

01:09:28to the streets

01:09:28in seconds.

01:09:30That's it.

01:09:31I'm never talking

01:09:32to you again.

01:09:33I hope you're happy.

01:09:37I'm over the fucking moon.

01:09:40Let's go pray

01:09:40after the moon.

01:09:41Come on.

01:09:42Let's go.

01:09:44Babe,

01:09:45he walked all over you

01:09:46in front of everyone.

01:09:48You need to do

01:09:48something about this.

01:09:50That sim

01:09:51is fucking dead.

01:09:52We need to go.

01:09:54We need to go.

01:09:57Incredible.

01:09:58I've gone a couple of days

01:09:59and my show of her

01:09:59and his daughter

01:10:00are walking all over my son.

01:10:02Stop laughing.

01:10:03I've got to get home.

01:10:11Happy birthday.

01:10:12I hope you like it.

01:10:14You didn't have to give me anything.

01:10:15And so,

01:10:16I'm just

01:10:17happy to be here with you.

01:10:19Happy to be with you, too.

01:10:23Get that mousy little tramp

01:10:24out of my house

01:10:26now.

01:10:28Get that mousy little tramp

01:10:30out of my house

01:10:31now.

01:10:34Helen,

01:10:35you can hand the car keys

01:10:36to Nanny on your way out

01:10:37and Stella,

01:10:38if you wouldn't mind

01:10:38taking off that dress,

01:10:39that'd be great.

01:10:40Actually,

01:10:40all your clothes

01:10:41are wrong with Quincy.

01:10:42You're making

01:10:43a huge mistake.

01:10:46I'm not going to wrap

01:10:47my cue into my home

01:10:48just by building a mistake.

01:10:50Sorry,

01:10:52sorry,

01:10:53sorry.

01:10:54I came as soon

01:10:55as I could,

01:10:56but the Kardashians

01:10:57needed me

01:10:58for a baby shower

01:10:59and they love to get.

01:11:02No worries,

01:11:03Mr. Blake.

01:11:03Why don't you just

01:11:04wheel that over

01:11:04to the birthday girl?

01:11:05Of course.

01:11:09Wait a minute.

01:11:09I saw that down

01:11:10at Chrissy's auction.

01:11:11Only the queens

01:11:12would be able

01:11:13to get their hands

01:11:13on a dress like that.

01:11:14She must be

01:11:15the birthday girl.

01:11:16Wow,

01:11:16what a beautiful

01:11:17birthday girl.

01:11:19The belle of the ball.

01:11:21Well, Enzo,

01:11:22it's like your little

01:11:23scheme just blew up

01:11:24in your face, huh?

01:11:27Finally.

01:11:28That idiot

01:11:28just let me have

01:11:29my cake for you, too.

01:11:31Now I just need

01:11:32to get Enzo

01:11:32to shut up

01:11:33before anyone else

01:11:34questions me again

01:11:35as the rightful

01:11:36queen heir.

01:11:36I hope you're happy

01:11:37with your party.

01:11:38I've never worked

01:11:39this hard

01:11:39on an event before.

01:11:41It was...

01:11:42passable.

01:11:43I believe

01:11:45the arrangement

01:11:46was to settle

01:11:47the bill

01:11:47after the event,

01:11:48correct?

01:11:53Two million dollars,

01:11:54right?

01:11:56Enzo will take

01:11:57care of it.

01:11:58Oh,

01:11:58so,

01:11:59this is your party

01:12:00right?

01:12:01I mean,

01:12:01shouldn't have

01:12:02any problem paying.

01:12:03You're the daughter

01:12:03of the richest

01:12:04family in town.

01:12:07Shouldn't have

01:12:08any problem paying.

01:12:09You're the daughter

01:12:10of the richest

01:12:10family in town.

01:12:11Why are you

01:12:12being so smug?

01:12:14Stella is a

01:12:14Quinn heir.

01:12:15Two million,

01:12:16I mean,

01:12:17that's basically

01:12:17her weekly allowance,

01:12:18right, Stella?

01:12:19Yeah,

01:12:20totally.

01:12:22Oh, my God,

01:12:23I can't pay

01:12:24for this two million

01:12:25dollars just

01:12:25for one night.

01:12:27Enzo gave me

01:12:28one of his dad's

01:12:29checks before

01:12:30he started acting

01:12:30like such a jerk.

01:12:34Now I reach

01:12:35into my little

01:12:35allowance when I have

01:12:36access to my

01:12:37daddy's personal

01:12:37account.

01:12:39Stella can get

01:12:39whatever she wants.

01:12:40She doesn't need

01:12:41you simping

01:12:42after her.

01:12:44I forgot about

01:12:45my dad's check.

01:12:46But luckily,

01:12:48I know the number

01:12:48of the family

01:12:49in town.

01:12:50Hi.

01:12:52Someone who's

01:12:52trying to impersonate

01:12:53the Quinn heir.

01:12:54Could you please

01:12:55freeze all my

01:12:55accounts?

01:12:59He's just

01:12:59trying to scare me.

01:13:01He gave me that

01:13:01check himself.

01:13:02I know he wants

01:13:03me to beg for him

01:13:04in front of everyone.

01:13:05But this power

01:13:06trip of his

01:13:06needs to end.

01:13:08Mr. Blake,

01:13:09ignore him.

01:13:10We've been having

01:13:11some problem

01:13:11with the help

01:13:12recently.

01:13:14Why don't you scan

01:13:15that check here

01:13:16and now in front

01:13:16of everyone

01:13:17and show them

01:13:17that I'm the real

01:13:18Quinn heir?

01:13:21Right away,

01:13:22Miss Stella.

01:13:33I'm sorry.

01:13:34This is a bad check.

01:13:35This is a bad check.

01:13:42What are you talking

01:13:43about?

01:13:43That account has

01:13:44billions.

01:13:45Oh my god.

01:13:46Did Inzo really

01:13:47crazy account?

01:13:49No, no, no.

01:13:49In order for him to do

01:13:50it, he has to really

01:13:51be a member of the

01:13:53Quinn family.

01:13:55I have no idea

01:13:56what's going on.

01:13:57But the viewers

01:13:58love it.

01:13:59Clearly, there's

01:14:00something wrong

01:14:01with your phone.

01:14:01It's not used

01:14:02to such large

01:14:03transactions.

01:14:05Miss Stella,

01:14:06I organize events

01:14:07worth tens of

01:14:08millions.

01:14:09My bank handles

01:14:10transactions like this

01:14:11every single day.

01:14:13You're scanning it

01:14:14for all you need

01:14:14to be that.

01:14:17Are you trying to get

01:14:18out of pain?

01:14:19No, of course

01:14:20not.

01:14:25If you can't pay

01:14:26now, you can call

01:14:28the police.

01:14:29Pay up or pay the

01:14:32price.

01:14:36Pay up or pay the

01:14:39price.

01:14:45Of course.

01:14:46Will you just give

01:14:47me a moment?

01:14:49What do I do?

01:14:54You need to make

01:14:55the little punk pay

01:14:56up.

01:14:56We can't afford

01:14:57Bill like that.

01:14:58I know, but he's

01:14:59being a jerk.

01:15:00Try your finger,

01:15:01right?

01:15:02You do whatever

01:15:03it takes to make

01:15:04him happy.

01:15:05Hey, guys.

01:15:06Sorry to interrupt.

01:15:06If you come clean

01:15:07right now, I might

01:15:08let you stay one more

01:15:09night while you

01:15:10figure out what

01:15:10to do next.

01:15:12It doesn't have

01:15:13to be like this.

01:15:15You know, we can't

01:15:16afford that.

01:15:17Why did you freeze

01:15:18the account?

01:15:19I thought Mr. Bloom

01:15:20was your dad.

01:15:21That's what you've

01:15:21been telling him

01:15:22about.

01:15:22God, can you just

01:15:23be serious for a

01:15:24moment, please?

01:15:27Fine.

01:15:28Seriously, you're

01:15:29neither my girlfriend

01:15:30nor my friend, and

01:15:31the two of you have

01:15:31been taking advantage

01:15:32of my family for

01:15:33far too long.

01:15:34Can we just talk

01:15:35about this after

01:15:36you call?

01:15:36Dad, shut up.

01:15:39What do you want?

01:15:41To embarrass me in front

01:15:42of everyone on my

01:15:43birthday?

01:15:44Is that going to get

01:15:45you off, you freak?

01:15:47The last time, this

01:15:48isn't your birthday

01:15:49party, but you're too

01:15:50egotistical to realize

01:15:52that, Stella.

01:15:54I cannot believe I ever

01:15:56saw a future with you.

01:15:58Payment, please.

01:15:59Payment, please.

01:16:07And so, I hate how

01:16:11things have been

01:16:11between us recently.

01:16:14How about this?

01:16:15If you pay for this

01:16:16party, we can make

01:16:18things official and we

01:16:19can finally be together,

01:16:20but if I'm locked up for

01:16:22not paying them, then I'll

01:16:25never see you again.

01:16:30No.

01:16:32No.

01:16:33You're the heir to the

01:16:33Queen Corporation.

01:16:34If you plead guilty,

01:16:36they'll let you off and

01:16:36slap on the wrist.

01:16:38I am just the daughter

01:16:39of your family chauffeur,

01:16:40a low-class nobody.

01:16:43They'll take me to jail

01:16:43and then I'll never see you

01:16:44again.

01:16:44I'll never see you again.

01:16:52That won't work twice.

01:16:55You spineless,

01:16:56simpy fucking black dog.

01:16:58If you think you can

01:16:59live without me,

01:17:00you're a joke.

01:17:01Don't take it easy

01:17:02on that crybaby, Stella.

01:17:04I know what happened.

01:17:05He stole your father's

01:17:06actual checkbook,

01:17:08and that's why

01:17:08you were checked out.

01:17:13You're right.

01:17:14He must have switched

01:17:15the checks at the last

01:17:16minute and some

01:17:17last-ditch effort

01:17:18to get my attention.

01:17:22Tony, will you

01:17:23be a dear and get

01:17:24back for me?

01:17:25Yes!

01:17:38Of course.

01:17:41We can't just let

01:17:41Enzo fire me.

01:17:43We got nothing.

01:17:44But if this musclehead

01:17:45steals Enzo's

01:17:46checkbook,

01:17:47we have access

01:17:48to the Quinn's

01:17:49endless pile of cash.

01:17:51We can make off

01:17:52billions before

01:17:54they even know

01:17:54it's missing.

01:17:55You know,

01:17:56we're not in school

01:17:57anymore.

01:17:58There's no one here

01:17:59to save you, buddy.

01:18:01You're such a neat

01:18:02head, you didn't even

01:18:03know you were getting

01:18:03played.

01:18:04We'll see how well

01:18:05you talk back.

01:18:06That'd be your

01:18:07face to a ball.

01:18:10Stop right there!

01:18:11Oh my god, it's Jerry

01:18:16Quinn.

01:18:17Dad, I'm waiting for it.

01:18:19Sir, I'm going to

01:18:20hold on a tree.

01:18:23It's over, but

01:18:24it wasn't supposed

01:18:25to come back.

01:18:26I don't see.

01:18:26Pull it together.

01:18:28We're finally out of this.

01:18:29Look.

01:18:35Dad, finally back!

01:18:36Stop pretending,

01:18:44Enzo, okay?

01:18:45We all know

01:18:46that your father

01:18:48is just one of

01:18:48Stella's servants.

01:18:49Shut up!

01:18:52Pardon me,

01:18:52did you just say that

01:18:53Enzo's father works

01:18:55for Stella's family?

01:18:57Has she been telling

01:18:57all of you that

01:18:58she's home?

01:18:59No, this is all

01:19:01a misunderstanding, sir.

01:19:02Stella would never

01:19:03say anything like that.

01:19:05What the fuck,

01:19:05old man?

01:19:06Leave now,

01:19:08or I'll have

01:19:08Stella fire your ass.

01:19:12Shots!

01:19:16Daddy,

01:19:17I've gone for

01:19:18a couple of days,

01:19:19and you and your

01:19:19daughter try to

01:19:20take over my estate?

01:19:21No, of course not, sir.

01:19:24Stella,

01:19:25what's going on?

01:19:28Are you not a Quinn?

01:19:36Playtime is over, Stella.

01:19:42Give up on your

01:19:43little heiress fantasy

01:19:44before you embarrass

01:19:45yourself any further.

01:19:46that I've already taken the initiative

01:19:51to remove Kevin and Stella

01:19:52from our payroll.

01:19:54It seems they don't understand

01:19:56that I have the authority

01:19:57to do so.

01:19:59Kevin,

01:20:0010 years ago,

01:20:00we showed pity on you.

01:20:03A struggling father

01:20:04trying to raise his daughter.

01:20:05Is this how you repay us?

01:20:07You brought you into our home.

01:20:10You raised your daughter

01:20:10like a princess.

01:20:12Gave you a great wage,

01:20:14you lot.

01:20:15And then this is what

01:20:15comes down to you.

01:20:17For the bull to me.

01:20:19Great allegiance.

01:20:20Are you really

01:20:21the perfect daughter?

01:20:29Stop.

01:20:30Billy!

01:20:32All of you,

01:20:33put your phones away!

01:20:35This is a private property.

01:20:36You don't have my permission

01:20:38to fill.

01:20:38Do you hear me?

01:20:39Yes!

01:20:40But this is not

01:20:41your property.

01:20:43Enzo,

01:20:43I'll give you full authority

01:20:44to do whatever you think

01:20:45is accordingly.

01:20:46Thank you, Matt.

01:20:48F.

01:20:49Effective immediately,

01:20:50your employment

01:20:51as a green coat chauffeur

01:20:52has been terminated.

01:20:54Please take Stella

01:20:55and vacate the premises.

01:20:57Oh,

01:20:57and you might want to call the cab

01:20:59because those cars you drive

01:21:00are ours.

01:21:03Ironic, isn't it?

01:21:08Please, please, please,

01:21:13we have nowhere to go.

01:21:16Please, please, please.

01:21:19You're embarrassing me,

01:21:20you just a pathetic stick.

01:21:21You stop.

01:21:22No, stop.

01:21:23Don't you get it?

01:21:24He doesn't love you.

01:21:26He doesn't even like you.

01:21:28I've legit become

01:21:29some vain materialistic

01:21:32spoiled brat

01:21:32now and so.

01:21:34It wants nothing

01:21:34to do with you.

01:21:35What kind of a saconic bitch

01:21:40you gotta be

01:21:41to pretend to be part

01:21:42of the Quinn family?

01:21:43You played us

01:21:44the entire time.

01:21:46You're just a liar.

01:21:48You know,

01:21:49I've asked you to replace

01:21:50my breath of phone screen.

01:21:53It looks like you can't even

01:21:54afford the air you breathe.

01:21:58Tony,

01:21:59Tony, please.

01:22:00I've wasted my time

01:22:02on a catpitching

01:22:03common artist.

01:22:04No, no, no, no,

01:22:05it's not like that.

01:22:07I showered you guys

01:22:08with gifts.

01:22:09I took you to parties.

01:22:11You can't

01:22:12turn your backs

01:22:13on me.

01:22:14No, no, no,

01:22:15this isn't fair.

01:22:16You can't do this.

01:22:20I'm not

01:22:20going out like this.

01:22:22Ella!

01:22:25No, we need to...

01:22:26Help!

01:22:28Did I just kill someone?

01:22:31Ella!

01:22:32Get right here.

01:22:34No, no, no, no,

01:22:35no, no, no,

01:22:35she's going to hurt someone.

01:22:38No, no,

01:22:39she's going to hurt someone.

01:22:40No, don't worry,

01:22:41I've already worn the cake garden.

01:22:43Stella cake,

01:22:43get out.

01:22:44This time,

01:22:45she's...

01:22:46she's not going to hurt anyone.

01:22:48How do you know?

01:22:49I wanted to tell you,

01:22:51but I just...

01:22:53I couldn't find

01:22:54the right time.

01:22:54it was you

01:23:05he brought me back

01:23:08I brought both of us back

01:23:09I wanted to give us a second chance

01:23:12well

01:23:13us

01:23:15let's not waste a moment

01:23:24I wanted to give us a second chance

01:23:30well

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