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00:00A little break from Beale Burrow agrees with you, babe.

00:03Yeah.

00:05Speaking of Beales,

00:07are you going to tell him that you were my wingwoman today?

00:10I don't think he'd take it as well as I took his burlesque bestie.

00:14Yeah, if it was my bloke, I'd have choked her with her nipple tassels.

00:18But you're just not the jealous type.

00:20I mean, I have been, just once or twice.

00:24Just not with the person you want to marry.

00:27I reckon me and Peter, we'll probably end up being one of them couples, you know,

00:32that just stay engaged forever.

00:34And I'm all right with that. It's just a piece of paper, isn't it?

00:37I mean, we're happy the way we are.

00:39Maybe it is a good thing.

00:41You know, you feel safe with him.

00:44You don't feel like you need to fight women away.

00:47You don't need to get married.

00:48You're just comfortable.

00:50I don't know, I just always thought you were more like me, I suppose.

00:53What does that mean?

00:54You know, like somebody who likes the pot bubbling.

00:59Bit of excitement, bit of passion.

01:01Out all night, turning heads till three in the morning, not tucked up in bed by nine.

01:06But if you like a simile these days, good for you.

01:09Makes life a lot easier.

01:10See, when I fall in love, though, like proper love, like, I want to feel jealous.

01:16Like, I want to, like, slam a ring on the finger and just, like, have more to myself.

01:20That's love to me.

01:22But if that's not love to you, you're mine to judge.

01:28Right, shall we get you back to your real bliss then, yeah?

01:33Shall we just have one more?

01:34Well, I don't.

01:41Okay.

01:42I'm sorry.

01:44I'm sorry.

02:14No, you're joking.

02:33You ain't even ready.

02:35I've been waiting outside for you.

02:37Gee, I'm sorry.

02:38I'm just, um, just give me five minutes.

02:41Don't bother.

02:42Uh, I ain't gonna wait for you anymore.

02:46No, gee.

02:47Are you sure you won't mind me tagging along?

03:00You do, of course not.

03:01That'd be silly.

03:02Also this.

03:12Oh, I'm running.

03:32Will you marry me?

03:34Today.

03:35Now, she's had this bookmarked on her laptop from ages ago.

04:02Ages ago.

04:03Uh, it's the one, I reckon.

04:04What do you think?

04:05I think a shotgun wedding is the kind of thing your dad would do.

04:08It's not a shotgun wedding.

04:09It's a surprise wedding.

04:10No.

04:11We're engaged, Mum.

04:12Lauren wants excitement, a bit of spontaneity.

04:14Yeah, what could be more is...

04:16Spontaneous?

04:17Spontaneous.

04:18Exactly.

04:19Dad and Gran are on board.

04:20I've got Kim and Denise there on standby for hair and make-up.

04:24Yeah, actually, all I need now is decorations, if you don't mind.

04:26And for you to put any negativity aside and, you know, just help me out with the boys today.

04:31Please.

04:31Oscar!

04:31And everybody knows bar Penny, so please just keep it that way, because if anyone's going

04:36to ruin today, it'll be, uh...

04:37Yeah, just keep it.

04:39That snide Arsenal kit that you got, Louis, well, the badge is now falling off and he's

04:43kicking off, so you're going to need to go and talk to him, because you're the one that

04:46got him into football.

04:48Go on.

04:49Come on.

04:49I have a, uh, well, we have a little surprise for you.

05:01Mm.

05:02Are you mum moving out?

05:04Mm, no, not today.

05:07I've, uh, booked you a spa day, right?

05:09Mum's going to take care of the boys, she's going to do the drop-offs and the pick-ups,

05:12look after Louis and Jimmy, and I'm going to take you for a drink afterwards, because you

05:17deserve it.

05:17Peter, I've got water.

05:21It's a lovely idea, but can we rain check it, yeah?

05:26I'm sorry.

05:27All right.

05:28All right, come on, I'll see you later.

05:29See you.

05:29Love you.

05:30Yeah, I love you too.

05:32I think a rain check is a very good idea.

05:36No.

05:37No.

05:37No, we don't get married today.

05:39It is going to be clear skies from now on.

05:44Desperate times call for desperate measures.

05:46Lily!

05:47Yeah?

05:50Voila.

05:52Your first Brazilian brekkie.

05:54It's just a little taster, in case you change your mind.

05:57Yeah, I think I'd rather cornflakes, but that's not why I'm staying right.

06:00Oh, Lily, please.

06:01Look, I get it, all right?

06:02It's going to be hard for Ricky, but this is an opportunity for you and Charlie.

06:07You're a different culture, different language, beaches, a new life.

06:12My life is here now, Mum.

06:13But you are my life.

06:15You and Charlie, Hope and Arthur.

06:17I need you all with me.

06:19Now, I know that Kat is getting everyone to the Albert later to say goodbye, and I know

06:23we'll miss everyone.

06:24But I'm ready to say goodbye to them.

06:27I ain't ready to say goodbye to you, too.

06:29Just come with me.

06:32Please, just come with me.

06:35It's not forever.

06:36I want you to be happy, Mum.

06:42And if that's Brazil, then you need to go.

06:46But me and Charlie are staying.

07:01Hey!

07:03You going to open up early?

07:06I bet you're buzzing about that black cab we've got coming in, eh?

07:08Well, listen, I'm going to pop to the cafe on my way in, grab us a cuppa, a little pastry

07:15or two, set us up for the day.

07:17Jessica, we're in the garage.

07:19I'm going to have lunch.

07:22Big coach!

07:24What are you saying?

07:26That's a backpack.

07:27It's got six pockets.

07:29Nice.

07:30Nice.

07:31Good shout on this.

07:32I'm a new man, eh?

07:34The boy looks after me.

07:36Hey, it's a good friend.

07:38Mm-hmm.

07:45Can you get ready for work?

07:46Harry, you know, uh, Kojo's last trip in Luton, where we took that risk?

07:52Well, we stepped on a few South London toes, and they did a number on one of our dealers.

07:58Okay.

07:58What do you want me to do about it?

07:59Your day job, bruv.

08:01What do you think he was going to do?

08:03Well, I'm going to go and make some calls, and Oki's going to stay here.

08:05Just in case they know about this place.

08:07Wait, you think they know about here?

08:08No, no, no.

08:09It's just precaution.

08:11Go to work.

08:12Everything is normal.

08:13But keep an eye out, and let Oki know if you've seen anything suspicious.

08:16Well, he's going to be here on his own.

08:17Yeah.

08:18He needs a pack when you've got a big dog on sight.

08:20I will take great pleasure in feeding off your soul.

08:26Ah, all right?

08:37See these?

08:38If I was flying, I'd have to pay extra for these bags.

08:42Okay, your stingy boyfriend's just offered me a free day at a spa for some reason, but

08:45apparently, you're too busy not selling cars to take the day off.

08:49No, Penny, I can't.

08:50Oh, yes, you can.

08:51Okay, so look up these curtain shots, and pack a towel.

08:54Penny needs pampering.

09:00Shoot, if you want to make sure he's dead, then you've got to be there, haven't you?

09:03I mean, he was our dad.

09:05I know he didn't always show it, but he loved us.

09:07No, no, no, I know he did.

09:08All right, I mean, just think about it.

09:13For me.

09:18Hey.

09:20You okay?

09:22No, you were right.

09:24It's too much.

09:24Just doing all this on my own.

09:26I can count to one-hand the amount of people that are going to come.

09:29Stu's at home, Jay's at his granddad's.

09:31Oh, Carl, just let me help.

09:33No, no, you shouldn't have to.

09:35He's got family.

09:37Whatever he was, I know that he cared deep down there, didn't I?

09:41Just...

09:41I just want to give him a good send-off, you know?

09:44Yeah.

09:46Yeah, no, I get it.

09:47You know, you might not.

09:48Yeah.

09:57Got all your make-up bits and bobs in here.

09:59Got a towel, deodorant.

10:01Now, I'm sure they're going to have everything you need at the spa, but still.

10:03You call him Penny for backup?

10:07Anyone would think you're trying to get rid of me today.

10:08Really?

10:09You haven't got that Demi coming around for a private show, have you?

10:13I can't afford two spa passes and a private desk.

10:16No, you just deserve it, that's all.

10:17Oh, he's not coming to, is he?

10:19I thought my bikini wax was the only pain I was going to have to suffer today.

10:22No, no, no, no.

10:23I've just come over to talk to Peter about...

10:25work stuff.

10:27Right, okay, well, enjoy work stuff.

10:31Yeah.

10:31Bye.

10:32Bye, I love you.

10:34Okay, your grand's driving me nuts talking about vegetarian options.

10:36All right, well, the bride's still as to eat, Dad.

10:38Yeah, and have you heard?

10:39Oscar was planning on reusing all the stuff from Patrick's wedding, okay?

10:42Between him and Alfie, right, you can have steel drums playing these up Mother Brown as

10:46your wedding march.

10:46Peter, I'm your best man.

10:48I should be overseeing all of this.

10:50You should be focusing on keeping mum in check and the efficient getting there on time.

10:54That's all you've got to worry about.

10:55Let's make this the last crisis to deal with today, okay?

10:58Okay?

10:58Let's make this the last crisis.

11:28Let's make this the last crisis.

11:59You've got Irish skin.

12:01Runs in the family.

12:04You used to burn under a 40-watt bowl.

12:07Have you thought of that?

12:08Oh, well, fact 50 in Mexico, I've never got to manage.

12:11If Lily's staying, how can you still go?

12:15She needs you.

12:17She needs you.

12:18Charlie needs you.

12:20Hope and Arthur need their family.

12:23You promised you would never leave her again.

12:26Don't make the same mistake.

12:28Mum, making mistakes is what I do.

12:30All my life, nine times out of ten, I've made the wrong call.

12:34I can't get this one wrong.

12:37I left it too late with Martin.

12:38For me, for the kids.

12:41Lily needs the best version of me.

12:42I can't be that walking past his stall every day.

12:46So, staying home with the people you love who love you.

12:52How?

12:53How can that be a mistake?

12:56I need to go home.

13:13What?

13:13Why?

13:14I need my taxi.

13:15I want to send a picture of you on the bonnet for Cabina.

13:19Coach.

13:20Keys.

13:21I left my keys.

13:22Coach, Phil needs this done, mate.

13:23We need to get it up and running.

13:24I won't be long.

13:25I need your keys.

13:26I can't go home.

13:27I need to go home.

13:28You can't go home, Coach.

13:29Phil needs it done, so let's just get it done.

13:32Please.

13:46Call me when you get here, and I'll meet you outside.

13:48Cheers.

13:49Right.

13:50Floris is on her way efficient, too, and decorations are ready to go.

13:53Yeah, second-hand decorations.

13:55Not second-hand.

13:56Pre-love.

13:58Okay, Grant, all the food's sorted, right?

14:00Yeah, Bible's done.

14:01Piggy bits ready.

14:03Rabbit food, piggy bits.

14:04This is a real wedding, okay?

14:06We have a reputation to uphold.

14:09Well, and if we don't end up in a mudfire or break up the reception, we'll definitely feel

14:13short.

14:14Er, can I play devil's advocate here?

14:16If we said no, would it matter?

14:19Look, I mean, piggy bits are lovely and decorations and everything, but are you sure she's going to want this?

14:26Mum, I've known Lauren since we were 14 years old.

14:29I know her better than anyone.

14:30This is exactly what she would want.

14:33I promise you.

14:34Right, we do have plenty of time until she's back from the spa, so come on, people.

14:39Let's get to work.

14:40Woo!

14:40How come they shut down a whole spa because some silly cow overdid it in the sauna?

14:50Penny, the woman did pass out.

14:51She had more Botox than brain cells.

14:53Why should we suffer because of her fillers frying?

14:56Yeah, well, they did give us two date passes, so just stop complaining, yeah?

15:01Right, I'm going to give Peter a call, tell him I'm home.

15:03I might even be asked to get some of my ironing down before I've got to pick Louie up.

15:06Oh, Louv Lauren is long gone.

15:10I used to struggle keeping up with you in Paris, and now look, you were given the day off

15:15of work and kids, one set back, and you were just running back to the housewife on John.

15:20Well, not today.

15:21Today, we are bringing old Lauren back.

15:28Come on.

15:30Come on.

15:32Come on.

15:34Come on.

15:35Well, but Quick, have you helped?

15:38Sorry, mate, I was just waiting for Nicole.

15:40What did you want to know, Jay, yeah?

15:43Oh, Toad.

15:45This is your dream come true, isn't it?

15:47Just shine.

15:50We need a shabby lever.

15:52Oh, yeah.

15:54Keeping my hands to myself has always been a bit of a problem, eh?

15:57You excited for the wedding later?

15:59Mm-hmm.

16:00I think I might wear trainers, so I win the bouquet toss.

16:02And have you been practising your two-step?

16:04I mean, I know Pete is a bill, but this is a night family wedding, too, and we like to dance.

16:09I do not dance.

16:11We need a new one.

16:12I'll go.

16:13No, no, Kojo, I'll go.

16:14Don't we?

16:14No, Kojo, come on to the lift.

16:15No, Kojo's busy.

16:16Yeah, so are you.

16:17You've got to work out when you're going to pick me up later, and I've got some outfit

16:20selfies that you need to vote on.

16:22Go on, Kojo, darling.

16:25Just straight to the stall and back here, Kojo.

16:28Kojo!

16:31You're running a very tight ship.

16:33Anyway, back to business.

16:35So, I've got a high neck and short.

16:39Yeah.

16:40Or a low-cutter, man.

16:44Yeah, that one.

16:45That one.

16:47I know he owed you money.

16:51Okay, well, if you change your mind, then.

16:54Hello?

16:55Uncle Sid?

16:57Oh, for God's sake.

16:59You all right, Kath?

17:02Well, I'm head cook and chief bottle washer for a last-minute wedding, so no.

17:06No, not really.

17:07Well, I'll top you.

17:08You could be selling a funeral for someone everybody hated.

17:11Well, uh, Johnny is not helping you.

17:14Only, you two seem a bit close.

17:16No, he's a good man.

17:18Yeah, well, Callum, this square is like a fishbowl.

17:22And Ben's been a bit edgy recently, so just tread carefully, all right?

17:26You're a good boy.

17:28You're going through a bit of a difficult time at Nemo, so don't make any harder on yourself.

17:33Do you try to change my mind?

17:44I don't know.

17:46I was following that 100 meters.

17:48I'll just put them in a gas.

17:50Hello?

18:20Just because it's a mocktail doesn't mean you have to mock drink it.

18:31Penny, I've just got so much that I could be doing at home.

18:34Oh, you couldn't even give me an hour, could you?

18:37Just because I've got responsibilities now, it doesn't mean that I'm not fun anymore.

18:42It just means I need a little bit more time to plan for.

18:44Oh, and what could be more fun than planning?

18:47You sound more like your fiancé every day.

18:50He's given you a case of belitis, and it's stage five.

18:54Oh, you was all right with him, weren't you?

18:57When he was paying for our spa day.

18:59Look, I know that Peter is not your cup of tea, but he's my cup of tea.

19:03So just back off.

19:05Sorry.

19:07I just...

19:09I just miss money.

19:12I don't know, I just...

19:14I used to love seeing you smiling and joking, and I...

19:17I just feel like I don't see that anymore.

19:21But you're right.

19:22You've got things to do, so...

19:24Come on.

19:33Right.

19:34Which one of those love island rejects are we gonna get to buy us our next round then?

19:37Get back.

19:38Get back.

19:39Yeah.

19:53You seen Kojo anywhere?

19:54No.

19:55I'll let you know if I do see him, though.

19:56If you don't like it, you just come home.

20:06And if you love it, then it's forever.

20:09How can it be forever if I ain't got Lily and Charlie with me?

20:12I mean, be honest, do you actually think I'm gonna be happy without them?

20:15Well, I think you owe it to yourself to try.

20:20Just talk to Jean.

20:22So you're gonna be leaving us?

20:23Er...

20:24Sorry, didn't you leave for, like, 20 years?

20:31Look, all I've had since I've come back is how important family is.

20:35That we're sticking together.

20:37But leaving Charlie and Lily, you can't do that.

20:41Stace, I spent 20 years with a son at my back trying to be happy.

20:45Away from my family.

20:47I left my kid.

20:49And it has taken me 20 years to realize that I need to be with my family, with my kid.

20:53That's what's gonna make me happy.

20:55And you are the glue that sticks us all together.

21:00I'll see you at the hour but later to say goodbye then, eh?

21:10Go Joe! Go Joe!

21:16They rubbed him!

21:22Thoughts, Go Joe coming back home for his keys.

21:24You said you were coming straight back.

21:25He needs to go to hospital.

21:27Forget that.

21:28I ain't going to wait in no A&E.

21:29I'll sort it out, mate.

21:32Could you get some, er, anti-septic from the chemist?

21:36Keep the pressure on him.

21:37on it. That's what they say in films.

21:47Do you know how much this is going to cost us?

21:49We need to get out of here. We need to get

21:51Kojo safe. If they come back and he's here...

21:52They're coming back. Neither is our gear, is it?

21:54They're not going to come back to the scene of the crime. It's literally crime 101.

21:57You're so stupid. This is so

21:58stupid. It's done here now.

22:01They know where we are. It's finished.

22:03You're finished?

22:04When I say we are finished, do you understand?

22:08Now clean this place up before Kojo calls the police and let me think this through.

22:12Alright?

22:15Now.

22:29Yeah, darling.

22:35Your dad was a mopey drunk.

22:37Thank God you got his jeans and not your mum's.

22:42Alright. What's the story, Jackanory?

22:47I've got to get to the wholesalers and make it quick.

22:51It's Callum.

22:55He's...

22:55really struggling with this...

22:57this funeral.

23:00And it's because I lied to him.

23:02I told him that his dad said he loved him.

23:12When he was dying.

23:16I just wanted to tell him something he wanted to hear.

23:18You know?

23:19Now he's just scrambling around trying to give him a good send-off.

23:22It just breaks my heart.

23:27I need to tell him the truth.

23:31When you love someone,

23:33sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reasons.

23:37that boy grew up with a brute for a father.

23:42You had a gentleman.

23:45You gave him a bit of light to make his past seem a bit brighter.

23:49that

23:51is an act

23:53of love.

24:02Who's going to drink?

24:03Oh, thank you.

24:04How are you?

24:04No, I'm not.

24:05The outer table.

24:06Oh, leave off.

24:06No, I'm not.

24:07You have to sit over.

24:07You get it done.

24:08You get it done, Mum.

24:09No, I'm not.

24:23Wow.

24:24You trying to upset the bride or what?

24:26You look gorgeous.

24:28You okay?

24:29Yeah.

24:31I was just really looking forward to today.

24:32I went to see how it worked.

24:34And he's more interested in Kojo and the camp.

24:37Now he's late.

24:39I just, I never know where I stand with him.

24:41I'm getting kind of tired of waiting to find out.

24:43If he's not standing by your side at that wedding,

24:46he's an idiot

24:46and not worth waiting for.

24:54Three, two, one.

24:55Hooray!

24:58No.

25:00But it tastes like petrol.

25:02How do you know what petrol tastes like?

25:04They used to call me Siphon Moe.

25:07Now I'm sticking to vodka.

25:08Today I'm avoiding wedding preps and hangovers.

25:11Lightweight.

25:12I'm a bottle of wine down after being indoors.

25:15And if we're going to pour one for Stace,

25:17then it's got to be done properly, isn't it?

25:19I still can't believe she ain't taking you with her.

25:21Do you think I'd rather be helping with the bill bash

25:24than sitting here putting on a face?

25:27If Peter's anything like his dad,

25:29their confetti's on elastic.

25:32Here, listen, right?

25:33Supporting faces all round.

25:34She's made her choice.

25:36Here she is, Samba Slater.

25:38I ain't going.

25:39All right.

25:39Hooray!

25:41What?

25:42Like, definitely.

25:43Like, you're not going to flip-flop again.

25:45Do us a favour.

25:46Go and get us a cocktail with an umbrella in it.

25:48It's the closest I'm going to get to a carnival cocktail, isn't it?

25:52I'm so happy.

25:55Guild trips do work.

25:57You are the glue, Stace.

26:00Are you sure, Mum?

26:03Yeah, sure as I'd ever be, babe.

26:04Will, are you in your shops?

26:10This is strong.

26:11Cool.

26:14We're running along in champagne flutes.

26:16Your boss said we could borrow some.

26:18Reluctantly.

26:22That one.

26:23That one.

26:24Scrubbed pretty well, don't I?

26:27Luckily, I'll have a sort on my omelette

26:29that will complete the fit.

26:31Remember, we are keeping things under wraps

26:33for this idea.

26:34Bourbon.

26:35Oh, yeah.

26:36I know.

26:37Cindy Schminde.

26:38But, if you are looking for a mummy mentor,

26:41you should find one that don't make Cruella look so Cinderella.

26:55Could I pull you for a chat?

26:57Oh, Samuel Robert Hyde.

26:59Entrepreneur.

27:00Oh, what, does posting to 200 TikTok followers

27:03count as an entrepreneur now?

27:05So you won't be calling him then?

27:07Better not.

27:08I'd probably end up drowning him in his cold plunge.

27:11See?

27:12That's my Lauren.

27:14I've missed you.

27:16Am I really that boring now?

27:18Oh, not now, no.

27:19I'm going to be calling him.

27:20I'm going to be calling him.

27:21I'm going to be calling him.

27:22I'm going to be calling him.

27:23I'm going to be calling him.

27:24I'm going to be calling him.

27:25I'm going to be calling him.

27:26I'm going to be calling him.

27:27I'm going to be calling him.

27:28I'm going to be calling him.

27:29I'm going to be calling him.

27:30I'm going to be calling him.

27:31I'm going to be calling him.

27:32I'm going to be calling him.

27:33I'm going to be calling him.

27:34I'm going to be calling him.

27:35I'm going to be calling him.

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