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00:00Eh ?
00:01She has lots of hair!
00:03Oh no, guys, the out-of-context clip I just made is awful!
00:06That's for sure
00:07It sounds like I'm saying this in mode
00:08Oh, it's a woman and she has hair.
00:09Oh no, the video is perfect!
00:26Alright guys, let's go!
00:27Here we go, I'm launching it!
00:30What makes me laugh is Sherman
00:44I had barely been Sherman when he scored straight away
00:46At your advanced age
00:48At your advanced age
00:49That annoyed him instantly
00:51He got stuck with the combination of a shitty game and peace
00:54So guys
00:56Apparently this game is really amazing.
00:58No, but the art direction is already amazing, guys
01:00That's already great
01:02Okay
01:04That's already great
01:08Okay
01:20What?
01:21That looks crazy, guys
01:22We went to the sea
01:24We went to the sea
01:26But yesterday it was much too hot, so we went home earlier.
01:31There's a dead body over there on the left.
01:36Oh, but what does that look like graphically?
01:38Yeah, we're getting ready for the start of the school year.
01:42She doesn't want to go, but oh well, she doesn't have a choice.
01:54Okay, I'll come by later this evening.
01:56That works
01:58See you
02:00Hi
02:02Wow, I loved the beginning already!
02:04SO
02:06Space, look, that knocked!
02:08Hey neighbor, it's been a while! How are you?
02:14GOOD
02:15Listen, I'm coming to see you for a specific reason; I'm a little worried about you.
02:17Something nasty is brewing.
02:19My cousin called me on the news at her place; they're saying something weird is happening with the sun.
02:24There are guys who would come out from under the ground
02:26They call them the visitors, we'll find out why.
02:28That's really scary, I hope it's just a rumor.
02:31Eh ?
02:35Uh yeah, that's what they call those who live underground
02:38I don't know where they came up with a name like that.
02:39Perhaps because they came from elsewhere to visit the earth
02:41Or because they are trying to break into houses
02:43And I imagine they have a human appearance
02:46According to my cousin, it's best to avoid staying home alone; it could be dangerous.
02:49So I came to spend some time with you to make sure everything is okay.
02:55Wait, isn't he already a visitor?
02:57Isn't that the best visitor's speech?
03:00And your wife and your daughter
03:01Don't worry, a friend from the conference has been at home for a few days.
03:03He will take care of my family
03:05It's late, we'll talk about this again tomorrow morning.
03:06I'm going to sit in your kitchen for a bit.
03:07See you tomorrow morning
03:08So he's at my place now
03:11So wait, what do I have?
03:13I have such a
03:15The bathroom is there.
03:16I can't go yet.
03:18I can't put in the cupboard
03:21Oh wow
03:22A scrawny dog stands on this construction site that crosses the field
03:25Okay
03:27I can't do that
03:30I can't do that
03:31It's the 31st
03:33Hey, it's music a bit like Balatro
03:35No ?
03:36I think I need to sleep
03:38No, I'm not going to sleep on that side anymore, not since that day.
03:40Ah good ?
03:42What happened?
03:44I'm going to sleep near the hair table, too many bad memories
03:47Go ahead, let's sleep, okay?
03:51Special Flash
03:52All this morning the sun emitted a large amount of energy
03:54This solar flare is far more intense than scientists had predicted.
03:57The outside temperature has reached critical levels
03:59The government has therefore declared a state of emergency.
04:00The entire population has decided to stay home during the day.
04:03And now an entertainment show
04:04Okay, go ahead.
04:05So I'm already fully immersed in it
04:06They got me.
04:07Chao kombucha!
04:17This is the first time in 20 years that I've seen kombucha in a video game
04:21Understand what I'm telling you
04:22I had to celebrate this properly.
04:24Today is the 1st, beer day, food
04:26Ah, there's the other brother.
04:27Good heavens!
04:28So it's true after all.
04:30Well, what I was saying makes perfect sense now.
04:31Don't go out during the day and especially don't welcome other people.
04:34But why?
04:35I know you don't really like seeing people.
04:38But you don't have a choice
04:39My cousin doesn't know exactly what's going on
04:40We just shouldn't stay alone
04:41And if anyone ever asks you
04:42You're mainly saying no
04:43That you're not alone at all
04:45That there is someone at your house
04:46But that's too weird
04:47What's the point of being surrounded by people
04:48They can always bring you something
04:49Or tell you something useful.
04:50Most importantly, test to see if it's not visitors.
04:52With the heat
04:53You won't have the strength to do that to everyone.
04:55So be careful
04:56Choose wisely
04:57The tests are exhausting.
04:58You really have to be observant
04:59But I assure you
05:00Talking doesn't drain your energy.
05:01You can chat as much as you want
05:02And remember to look outside through the window
05:03TV is good
05:04But that doesn't tell you what's happening right next door
05:06I plan to return tomorrow evening.
05:07Take my number
05:08The landline has just been installed
05:09922,439
05:10We can stay in touch by phone
05:12So there are two problems
05:13There's also this thing about the sun
05:14Which is why people are literally burning outside
05:17And also the fact that I shouldn't be alone
05:19But only by welcoming people into my home
05:21Some of them might be some kind of visitors
05:23Weird guys coming out of the ground
05:24Who want to kill me
05:25Okay guys
05:26Wow, the game is crazy!
05:27The game is crazy, guys
05:31This music really makes me think of the ball, guys.
05:35When I leave, it's up to you whether you want to open this box or not.
05:37It's been almost 15 years that I've been hesitating and I still can't make up my mind.
05:39There is a bit of lore surrounding the character, though.
05:41He looks like he's suffered, man.
05:43I'm going to wake up alone
05:44There's going to be a knock.
05:45I need to figure out who the fake visitor is.
05:49And who is actually a fucking human being?
05:51It's going to be tough, guys
05:53Okay, let's go!
05:55And now's when I have to check out the windows and everything
05:57Yeah, it's really far away.
05:59In the distance you can see the house of your neighbor, the one who came to visit you.
06:01Light streams through the window; it looks like his family is waiting for him to come home.
06:05Cuckoo
06:07Is my dad here? Can you go get him?
06:09Everything was fine a little while ago, but now I'm scared; there are lots of people hanging around outside at night.
06:12No, there's literally nobody here.
06:13It's refused! It's over!
06:15That's it! I think I'm going to be like that a lot.
06:17Macron? He looks like Macron
06:19Guys, it's Patrick, it's...
06:21No, but that's it.
06:23We are at war
06:25Go on, tell me something about his dad.
06:27I don't know the story about him
06:29Before leaving, he likes to have a small beer.
06:31He prepares my lunch and dinner and fruit juice
06:33I tasted the beer he drank today.
06:35Yuck, that's really not good.
06:37Oh please, please don't repeat that to him!
06:39I don't know
06:40Everyone is afraid of them, so I'm afraid too, even though I've never seen one.
06:42What if they were scary?
06:44What if they hit really hard?
06:45If a quarter of my class hits me, does that mean he's a visitor?
06:48Dad told me to be careful, so I'm being super careful.
06:50I came here on tiptoe like a mouse, nobody saw me
06:52I'm going to get your father, be careful.
06:54Okay
06:55Thanks, you too! Well, hurry up then, otherwise I'll be too scared all alone tonight.
06:57We're going to play a game he invented for me; we have to roll dice.
07:00Then we move around using objects like the armchair or the sofa
07:02I'll show you how to build a road later.
07:04See you soon
07:05Ah, there he is!
07:13That's already a problem.
07:14Um!
07:15But it's Stender
07:16Of course I'm not opening it
07:18It's Stender, he put on a shirt and a Fuzara, he thinks everything's fine.
07:21Can I go home?
07:22I took refuge in the bar, but they kicked me out.
07:24For what ?
07:25Not everyone can put up with my personality
07:27I wouldn't hurt a fly, it's just that sometimes life doesn't give you any breaks, you know?
07:30Then I can go home
07:32Isn't that a visitor? Did you mistake me for one of those monsters?
07:34No, I'm not a visitor.
07:35That said, it's completely premature to ask everyone this question.
07:37But I imagine things aren't any different here anyway.
07:39Why did they fire him?
07:43I really want to give you a bad answer, but I'm going to hold back.
07:45Like I said, people there don't like me.
07:46Who knows why?
07:47On second thought, they may have banned me for good.
07:49They could have eaten everything raw, no one would have noticed.
07:51His story really touches me, let's let Stender in, guys.
07:54Thanks, from now on trusting people isn't worth a rabbit's fart.
07:57This guy is too bitter not to be a real human being
07:59But thank you for your trust, maybe...
08:00No, I can promise that.
08:02Oh no
08:03Good evening
08:05Good evening
08:06Excuse me, but it's late.
08:07It was so hot today that they said not to sit in the sun on TV.
08:09I invited visitors into my home and they chased me out of my own house
08:12Can you imagine?
08:13So now I'm looking for a place where they can get out of the sun.
08:15Eh ?
08:16So what do you plan to do?
08:17I'll do my best to survive; I'm dying in this hole with all these visitors everywhere.
08:20And the infernal sun
08:21Ugh, I'd love to get out of here alive, hee hee
08:23Aren't you afraid?
08:24I think it won't last long.
08:26Cleared
08:28Thank you for taking the time to listen to me anyway.
08:29Well, I should go then.
08:30Goodbye, yes, uh, goodbye
08:32No guys, sorry, I don't trust her.
08:33The trick of
08:34She's the one who speaks directly to me about the visitor and tells me
08:36There were visitors and they chased me out of my house, I can't believe it
08:38Enough, stop gesticulating, just sit still
08:40Hello, please help me.
08:41What's going on?
08:44I'm exhausted, I really need to sleep. I had 5 children.
08:46Today I only have the little one left.
08:47My husband is completely unavailable.
08:49Either he kicked the bucket or he abandoned us, I don't know.
08:51All I know is that I need to lie down and sleep for 3 or 4 days.
08:55Where are your other four children?
08:57I don't know, maybe their father took them with him.
08:59I'd like to go see him at his place, but I can't take it anymore.
09:01Yeah, we kept bickering.
09:03It's not surprising that you share your life with an asshole
09:05Of course not, but the main thing is that I get my kids back.
09:08I believe it, I believe it, I believe it, I believe it.
09:11And now it turns out there's a visitor at Wham! and he's going to smoke us all
09:14This game is incredible, guys.
09:16Go ahead and sleep, Freon, strength to us
09:18The gentleman will receive an urgent message regarding visitors.
09:22According to several eyewitnesses, these creatures are capable of mimicking the appearance and behavior of humans.
09:26For safety reasons, avoid all interaction with them.
09:28A distinctive sign was identified to recognize them.
09:30Their teeth are perfectly white
09:33Oh !
09:34No, I let him in.
09:35Did they have perfectly white teeth, or not me?
09:37So they are like that
09:38No, I think I had one.
09:40Before classes started, it was a new
09:41Honestly, you still had to go out for a walk and tire yourself out.
09:42Today, a simple phone call is all it takes to fill my closet.
09:44Call 1 to 1 and let Forest deliver your peace of mind to your home in one day
09:52Yes, you wanted something?
09:54Um...
09:55I would like to give you a test
09:57Oh yeah?
09:58And I'm wasting energy?
09:59Wait, I'm asking
10:00Well, these serial vandals have driven everyone completely crazy
10:02The one who's blowing up visitors with exome seismic activity, and I won't even mention it, has messed them all up.
10:05For some it's stress, for others it's drinking
10:07I lost my mind out of anger
10:08I climbed onto a table
10:09I drove, stopped with the suffocated, whatever.
10:10Damn, let's stay human
10:11Tears in beer are not a problem
10:12Salt and hops taste better with salt
10:14Anyway, nobody needs that
10:16But I believe in him, guys, okay?
10:18However, I need to put the other one in.
10:19I need to subject it to a 100% test
10:20Oh guys!
10:21Terrifying brother
10:22It's suffocating in here.
10:23Everything's fine, how's the little one?
10:25It's okay, it's okay, she's tired like me
10:26She's shy with strangers, so she's a real cling-on.
10:28Kids don't cope well with this kind of situation.
10:30Even when they don't complain
10:32It shows on their faces
10:33Sometimes I don't feel obligated to have noticed it in there.
10:34But it's too late to go back now.
10:35I braid her hair because she's been here a long time.
10:38No
10:39You are welcome
10:43It's clean, isn't it?
10:44It's super clean here
10:45Whereas here they are terrifying
10:46It's not white
10:47But it's white, guys, they're clean
10:49But as for us brothers here
10:51You know, I didn't pay that much attention to it before.
10:53I simply didn't have the time.
10:54But now I regret it
10:55No, it's not white.
10:56She told me that I didn't used to take care of it.
10:58But now I regret it, I should have taken care of it.
11:00So if she says that, it means they're not perfect.
11:03No, no, no, that's okay, that's okay guys
11:04I think they are
11:05Their teeth weren't perfect
11:07I just thought it was either completely broken down
11:09So, ultra white, clean, you know?
11:12Respect for others
11:13No, but I trust that other guy.
11:16I trust him 100%
11:17So wait, what's going on outside?
11:18I'm going to see you, but what's up again?
11:21Oh, the bodies of the young people are lying on the ground.
11:23Someone killed them
11:24The murder appears to be recent.
11:25The blood has not yet dried
11:27Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
11:28Well, that's the man who's knocking right now, isn't it?
11:32A man paler than death stands on the path
11:34Her skin is covered in strange folds.
11:35As if her skin wasn't the right size for her body
11:38You can't see her eyes from here
11:39But you feel his gaze piercing you.
11:41Are you gripped by the cold or praying to heaven?
11:43So that the sinister visitor doesn't stop at your house
11:47Okay
11:49Okay, let's be good
11:50I see that your cottage is the furthest from the neighborhood.
11:54I think she could be perfect for me
11:56What for?
11:57Oh sweet lord, have mercy, I speak intelligibly, don't I?
12:00You could stay, my child, you could stay
12:02Speaking of which, I'd like to ask you a question.
12:04It's the eyes, the teeth, and the nails
12:06There, the eyes, uh...
12:08They're too white, what's going on?
12:10His teeth were white there.
12:11Ah!
12:12Please tell me you have sacred religious images.
12:13And I also require absolute silence for prayer and meditation.
12:16You've completely lost it.
12:18But there aren't any guys in there
12:20You are nothing but a rude, lawless lout.
12:23You create yourself, not God, so aren't you ashamed?
12:25I ask you a simple question about your house and you respond with insults.
12:27Oh, don't worry.
12:28I will do everything in my power to rid its walls of this odious vulgarity.
12:32Honestly, I don't care, guys, for three nights I slept with his kid.
12:34It's still two nights, I'm not obligated to accept people, you know.
12:37And get out of here
12:38It's still Pézalo on your conscience, I guarantee it.
12:40And our Lord will not forget
12:41Yeah, their eyes have turned fluorescent.
12:42Yeah, yeah, no, but I don't know, I...
12:44Yo man, how's it going?
12:46What's this now?
12:47Damn man, what's going on right now?
12:49Tell me everything, man!
12:50What did I miss?
12:51Ah, and since his eyes are so dark, I can't trust them, is that it?
12:54Maxime Biagi, but why is he... but is it true?
12:56Why is Maxime Biagi wearing dreadlocks? What's the deal?
12:58Ah, I'll tell him... the visitors
13:00Zombies! Ah, I knew it!
13:02Man, you can count on me, I've seen so many movies about this that I'm practically a survival expert
13:05Just tell me, are they fast zombies, or is one of them a virus, or are they the undead?
13:08This could completely change the game
13:09You refused something like, "We're gonna need guns and food, man, tons of food."
13:13Do you have any idea what's going on outside?
13:15No man, it's chaos outside.
13:16People say all sorts of things about each other; everything is dark and gloomy.
13:19And the news is depressing as hell.
13:20But the films man
13:21They are full of emotions, dramas, and betrayals.
13:23So much funnier than books, man
13:25I've always dreamed of acting in a movie man
13:27I believe him, guys!
13:28Hey guys, it's Maxime Biagi
13:29At some point we welcome him, I tell you, we welcome him.
13:31Okay, come on, come here, bro.
13:33Go to bed
13:37Here is today's news
13:38The abnormal heat wave continues to intensify, and the influx of visitors shows no sign of slowing down.
13:41The government has set up a special service to deal with this situation.
13:43This is FEMA, or the Force for the Management of Anomalous Threats.
13:46To identify FEMA agents, look for their yellow jumpsuits and gas masks.
13:49At the very beginning of its recent creation, the agency has already discovered a new distinguishing characteristic of visitors.
13:52They have dirt under their fingernails
13:53Okay, so they have white teeth, but they have dirt under their fingernails.
13:55And what about the eyes?
13:57According to experts, this sign helps identify visitors who have crawled out of the ground.
14:00Oh yeah, well
14:01That's all for now, stay calm and don't leave your home during the day.
14:04Coming soon: a report on a totemble psychopath
14:07Chaos, error, suffering, all because of the visitors
14:09Another, even darker thing is that the abnormal is the name of the earth
14:11FEMA is here for us
14:12He is the courageous hero of the commanding force, and there are some.
14:1427 most dangerous creatures
14:16Blah blah blah
14:17Ah!
14:18We're in FEMA, we're participating in the fight against visitors
14:19So we can call them
14:20I haven't read it, but so we can call them, okay?
14:24Where is your daughter?
14:25It's stifling here.
14:27There's no little girl with you, is there?
14:28She's still with me, she must have gone for a walk somewhere.
14:30I just found out where the others have gone
14:31I'm asking if, well, you have a phone.
14:32Maybe I should call their father to avoid having to see his ugly mug again.
14:37Well, look at yourself
14:38Well, she'll be here for another two days, so I'm all set.
14:40Because the goal is that I'm not far enough away, remember?
14:42I'm testing it
14:43Teeth or hands?
14:45Well, he's just teasing, it's impossible to go into clean mode, guys
14:48Okay, I'll take a look, but it smells a bit like sadness and smoke.
14:51Yeah, perfect, perfect
14:52At the same time, if he were white, since he spends his life at the bar, we would have known right away that he was a visitor, you know?
14:59What are you doing, Maxime?
15:01Yo man
15:02Go ahead and test
15:03He's the same, he's killing himself with weed, which means his teeth are yellow and everything, 100%
15:08Here we go!
15:10That's perfect.
15:11Okay guys, we're at our maximum
15:12A disturbed man is prowling the city streets; he has a particularly livid complexion.
15:14According to testimonies, the victims all had one thing in common: they were alone.
15:17The maniac systematically initiates conversation before committing the act.
15:20The police were preparing a portrait at the end of the supermarket based on the testimony.
15:22The middle-aged man would be very pale, thin, and dark brown-haired
15:25Shirtless he'd only be wearing pants, so all shirtless guys are out.
15:28Here we go
15:35Wow
15:36You see a group of armed soldiers through the window
15:37This is a squad sent by the city to ensure the safety of FEMA employees.
15:40You're holding onto bits of information about a pale, shirtless man
15:43Perhaps he is trying to flush out the eager visitors
15:48Well, directly
15:49Even the music is dreadful
15:51I'm not going to let you in.
15:52Your door is very beautiful, I hope it's sturdy.
15:53You can never be too sure of anything, if you know what I mean.
15:55I have a gun
15:56It's amazing how despair drives even the most cowardly to attempt insane things.
15:59Anyway, is there someone with you or are you all alone?
16:01No, I'm not alone.
16:03This is your lucky day
16:04I hear someone whispering inside
16:06But who knows what might happen in the next few days?
16:09Shit
16:10So our paths cross again, but who are you?
16:12If I remember correctly, things were different last time.
16:13That said, we are still alive
16:14Hmm, that's quite strange, I can't explain it.
16:16But I'd like to start this conversation with an action.
16:18Would you have the ability to predict my future using a book?
16:20Which page would you like me to open it to?
16:21I will go
16:22But guys!
16:23But have you ever seen a bald guy with Serbs?
16:24You said I won't go anywhere
16:25You're bastards, aren't you?
16:27Um, the book, go in the middle
16:29Who exactly are you?
16:30Me? I am me, and you?
16:32Were you at home?
16:33Hmm, yes, what a tragic story.
16:34Is this really what awaits us?
16:36That's very likely
16:37Really, these stories aren't entirely accurate; it's better to...
16:40See it as advice to avoid forgetting something
16:42Or to pay attention to what we do
16:43Now that I think about it, I've learned something.
16:45You soon met someone who has a cat
16:47It is essential that you let her in
16:49I don't know why yet, but it should make your life easier.
16:52Now I must go and meditate on the passage you chose from the book
16:54He treats his brother
16:55So I let the cat in.
16:56Okay
16:57But the game is excellent, guys, I'm shocked!
16:59Ah, new information!
17:00FEMA has put in place a new measure to address the situation caused by visitors
17:02She established quarantine zones to replace dangerous individuals
17:05Furthermore, you have tests conducted on the prisoners
17:06A new distinctive feature
17:07She can be identified by her red eyes without
17:09According to our sources, FEMA has reported this sign.
17:11She will be observing visitors in detention
17:12So they have red eyes without
17:13Teeth completely white
17:14And the stuff under the nails
17:16Where's your daughter? Aren't you shocked?
17:19Go ahead, this is a test.
17:20I'm telling you straight up.
17:21This is a fucking test for you
17:22Go ahead, eyes
17:23She just sleeps, bro, she can't have red eyes
17:26Oh yeah, it's white, it's perfect
17:27It's white as white
17:28Alright
17:29No, but guys
17:30You can't bear it
17:31While she is clearly
17:32She's clearly a normal mother
17:34Him
17:35Oh, but actually, he's annoying.
17:36Because he has dirty teeth
17:37But since he smokes
17:38He also has red eyes
17:40And that's a sign, for sure.
17:41You should see his hands
17:42Is there soil?
17:47No, and are your hands okay?
17:48No, they're fine, they're clean.
17:50Okay, go away.
17:51It's true, what becomes the neighbor?
17:56What is becoming my neighbor?
17:57Hi neighbor, thanks for calling
18:01Honestly, I'm still in shock.
18:02The murders, the soldiers, the FEMA
18:04They even came knocking on my door last night
18:05They asked me lots of questions
18:06About those who stay here
18:07We scribbled something on a notepad
18:09Then one of them just took someone who was at my house
18:11Eh ?
18:13Luckily they didn't take the little girl
18:14There's no way I'm going to do such a thing.
18:15We'll have to go over the body
18:16She was the one who dared to touch her
18:17I'll reduce them to mush
18:18Um, what is FEMA?
18:19I don't know
18:20We don't really know much about them.
18:21They didn't go anywhere.
18:22It's just as if they had the situation well in hand.
18:23But how do they spot the signs?
18:24And why do they look like ordinary people?
18:26I have the feeling they're not telling us everything.
18:28Um...
18:29They took him in for a check-up
18:31I thought things would work out between the army and FEMA.
18:33I should have suspected that all these people weren't there to help us or protect us.
18:35I never would have believed we'd end up living in such chaos.
18:38The sun is a visitor, now the Fema
18:39There are so many questions, no answers
18:41I need to ask you something
18:42If anything happens to me, promise me you'll take care of my daughter.
18:43I promise you
18:44Thanks neighbor, I knew I could count on you.
18:46Okay, I have to go, good luck!
18:47Well, at least then, if I take care of his daughter, I'll have someone living with me for life.
18:50I would no longer need to accept these jerks at home.
18:52Okay, let's go to sleep.
19:02Oh !
19:03Your neighbor's house, which was just painted white, is burning down.
19:06It is now coal black
19:08Apparently the fire started recently
19:11Could this fire have been deliberately set?
19:13What happened to the neighbor's family?
19:14Is anyone still alive?
19:16Anxious thoughts are racing through your head
19:17As incomprehension and absence take hold of you
19:19Shit !
19:23The frightening pale man stood on the sidewalk
19:25He smiled
19:26He is holding someone's decapitated head in a helmet
19:28It is the image of a soldier whose face has contorted into a grimace of terror.
19:31It's hard to know what he's waiting for: to terrorize the pale visitor or to bring about his imminent death.
19:34Oh yeah, but now things are getting hardcore, guys.
19:36Damn, we're going to have to see and recognize the girl
19:38The entire troop of soldiers who were here yesterday are dead
19:40It's a real massacre
19:42The bodies are scattered in all four corners of the street, and one of them is headless.
19:44Is it strange that the brothers didn't massacre them?
19:46Come on, we need to be good, guys
19:48We need to be good
19:49Good evening
19:50Okay, a guy from FEMA supposedly
19:52Let's go to FEMA, let's take a tour of the neighborhood
19:54Why should I just trust?
19:55I can show you my badge
19:56And besides, visitors almost never travel in groups.
19:59Maybe never
20:00Well, you're all alone here waiting, bro.
20:01Why is he wearing protective equipment? Should I wear it too?
20:04Is that true?
20:05No, but you can buy some if you feel it's necessary.
20:06We are currently studying the effects of the sun on the environment
20:08Since we are regularly exposed to the sun, we must be careful
20:10And then what?
20:11I'm going to take one person with me.
20:12She will undergo tests to ensure she is healthy and can live here safely.
20:16And of course we will verify that it is indeed a human being
20:18Damn, I need to give him someone
20:20Do I need to pack a suitcase?
20:22Is this your home? If not, no
20:24Stay with the other residents
20:25We will inform you if you need to be evacuated.
20:27We will only take one person
20:29Good night
20:30No, he took her
20:33I'm more than just stoned, guys
20:34There are some, and you wanted to get rid of the lady so badly, you're all set.
20:37Whoa, who is this great seducer?
20:40Good evening, tell me, can I trust you?
20:42Tell me you don't work for AFEMA
20:44No
20:46What's the word on the teeth?
20:47Is there any damage there? It's not clean.
20:48There's no dirt under the fingernails
20:50There is damage
20:51And there are no red eyes
20:52He seems clean to me, bro.
20:54You know, AFEMA agents are required to disclose their affiliations if asked; it's protocol.
20:58So if you answered no, then you're telling the truth.
21:00This means that I can share very important information with you.
21:03Okay?
21:04Oh my friend, prepare yourself, I'm going to open your eyes
21:05Election fraud
21:06Proof that man has never walked on the moon
21:08Mind control through fast food
21:09Yes, it's serious, and that's not all.
21:10The reason why potato chips are both a scientific fad and a taste disaster
21:14Ah, he's a total conspiracy theorist, he's kind of anti-establishment and all that
21:16Well guys, he doesn't have any dirt, he had a broken tooth, he doesn't have red eyes
21:19It works for me, right?
21:20Honestly, he seems so knowledgeable about conspiracy theories that it can't be just some visitor pretending to be so knowledgeable about them.
21:26He's definitely a real human conspiracy theorist
21:28Go on, go home, go on
21:29Yes, he is 100% saif
21:30Oh fuck
21:31Hey hey
21:33Let me in
21:34What happened?
21:35Uh, my dad, they killed my dad.
21:38Who did this?
21:39Visitors came to the house; they sat with us.
21:42Dad was telling them something and then they killed him
21:45And now our house is burning down
21:47Ah, it's the neighbor's daughter
21:48Would the visitor have been able to say that? And it's not true, it's not really the girl.
21:54Anyway, I'm bringing in two people, I can get them tested, go ahead, come on
21:57Come on, I made a promise to my neighbor, come on!
21:59Ah, that's good.
22:00Oh, I have to get her back in.
22:02He told me he has a vision
22:04And if there's a woman with a cat, I have to let her in.
22:06Wait, he has really white teeth, I'm not crazy
22:08Do you know the bald guy?
22:11Asks too many questions
22:13Yeah, I know how it's useful.
22:15But mega ciao dude
22:16But mega ciao, I'm not letting her in, guys, I'm telling you, okay?
22:18The guys, uh, after the chat, yeah, fucking
22:22How did you find my house? You see that city over there? I lived there, I made your house, I came
22:25It's not warm here
22:26Do you remind me of someone?
22:27Okay, sure, and now tell me a little more or what? It sounds strange.
22:30At least you have a real person
22:31I have two arms, two legs, and a head, isn't that enough for you? I passed the test, are you going to open it or not?
22:35Actually, out of the three I brought in, I have three tests tomorrow.
22:38So go ahead, I'll bring it in and run some serious tests, bro.
22:41We'll see, guys, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see
22:43No stress, we're going to test it, we're going to test it right away, we're going to test it instantly, guys
22:46This smell is like someone died last night
22:48She died last night
22:50Ladies and gentlemen, the news regarding the marked increase in suspected cases among visitors
22:53FEMA has put new measures into effect and a total quarantine will still be applied in all major cities
22:57Going beyond your town and neighboring localities is strictly prohibited until you reach the point within your sector.
23:00In August, FEMA announced a new identification method: their armpits are completely hairless.
23:03So what does glabrous mean? It's white.
23:05Ah, it's related; there's a total absence of hair growth in that area in visitors.
23:09Okay, noted.
23:10Ah, there's a dead person in the apartment.
23:12Oh no
23:16Fucking hell
23:17She killed him
23:28And that's okay.
23:31Eh
23:33She has lots of hair
23:34Oh no, but guys, the clip I just made is awful in context.
23:37That's for sure
23:38There's this meta thing going on with Liliane's sponsorship, stock market stuff, banks, what the hell.
23:42Believe me, they're going to use those 6 seconds, okay?
23:44Oh, she has hair!
23:46On air, I said to myself, no, she's a woman, but she has hair.
23:48Oh no, the video is perfect, my password
23:50Oh, I'm devastated.
23:52No, oh, that's a sign it's a fucking visitor
23:54Guys, second test, I'm doing hands
23:56Is that dirt? What is it, guys? I don't understand.
24:06Is it clean or not? I don't understand.
24:08Clean
24:09But the scratches are related to the cat, guys.
24:10But
24:11But Slender
24:12That poor brother is dead
24:14She's definitely the one who killed him, man.
24:16There are garbage bags in my living room right now.
24:18Cut out
24:19Because who do I have left here?
24:20I only have Bob Marley left because I have her
24:21Slender is dead
24:22The other one was taken by the women
24:24Oh no, I have the neighbor's daughter
24:26Go away, clear away, clear away
24:31You want blood? Me too, but I can't, not yet.
24:34What ?
24:35What does that mean?
24:36She has teeth
24:37She has nails
24:40That's what she wants
24:41But I wouldn't have thought she'd prefer you.
24:45Oh, it was a visitor.
24:46He was a visitor
24:47But the Steam success
24:48Damn, she killed Slender!
24:49I'm disgusted, bro.
24:51Oh guys
24:52Ah, so they were fake armpit hairs.
24:54Damn it
24:55Oh, but there's him, I'd forgotten about him
24:56I'm third, guys
24:57Ah, but in this case I have
24:58I believe him completely, I'm telling you.
25:00And her?
25:01I want my mommy
25:02How did it happen?
25:03I don't know
25:04They went in and they talked
25:05Dad said it was wrong
25:06And they said
25:07Dad
25:08Dad will
25:09Ah, she is sad.
25:10She very clearly imitates her father constantly
25:11Nothing can push her
25:12It's a hysterical fit.
25:13No, but I really think it's his daughter this time.
25:14But you, my brother
25:15Quick test, here we go!
25:16No problem
25:17Be careful, because there are truths to be discovered that might disturb you.
25:21Go ahead, she's healthy
25:24Those are real hairs
25:25But in the other one, I think there was glue behind the guys
25:28I'm crazy
25:29There wasn't any glue behind the other one
25:30Eh ?
25:31She has lots of hair
25:32Damn, that's crazy!
25:33I think we're both safe, guys.
25:35I think those two are safe
25:36How is Bob Marley doing?
25:37Finally, Maxime Biagi
25:38He's doing well, he's still here.
25:39Yo man
25:40Is there a problem?
25:41But where are your films?
25:42You don't have a single cassette
25:43You never watch anything, I'm bored out of my mind here
25:45There are films
25:46I thought this place would be great!
25:47But honestly, your friends suck.
25:48Besides, there's nothing to watch.
25:49No magazines, no films, just books
25:50Are you here for your survival video?
25:51I don't believe it, man.
25:52My TV died at my house
25:53Stay with me to get me out of this boredom, but no
25:54You're the biggest Abajoie I've ever met
25:55If you want to survive, you'll have to calm down.
25:57Okay, it's up to you, man.
25:58But it sucks here
25:59But it's still better than the street
26:08This is crazy, bro.
26:09Uh, okay.
26:11Yosh
26:13Ah, but he is
26:14The cat is still there in 3D
26:17Oh, but wait.
26:18What ?
26:28So I have a basement now
26:29So if things go wrong, I can hide in the basement, is that it?
26:34And I have the cat here, looking like he's got Jumbo's head, too.
26:37Alright, off to bed guys, we've done everything that needed to be done.
26:40We're doing pretty well because we have
26:41Bob Marley, the little girl, the conspiracy theorist
26:43We're not bad
26:44We have 3 people here at our house
26:45Honestly, it's fine, right?
26:46Oh shit, he's gonna get one!
26:47Oh, he's annoying.
26:48You brought someone I know; when is that person due back?
26:50To come back ?
26:51Ah, I see our team has already vaguely arrived in the area.
26:53This is a positive result, so quarantine is mandatory.
26:55The person needs to stay with us for a certain amount of time.
26:56Then he will be sent home from the quarantine zone
26:58I'm not interested in your tests
26:59I don't think you understood me very well; I think you have no choice.
27:01No !
27:02No, he took the conspiracy theorist
27:04You're still holed up in that house
27:09What do you think of that guy in the jumpsuit?
27:12He's doing his job
27:13Times are tough these days.
27:15Problems are piling up, aren't they?
27:17Perhaps with all this, things will finally return to normal.
27:19Or perhaps we should take matters into our own hands.
27:21There's nothing I can do about it.
27:22I'm well aware of that.
27:23But what can be done in the face of natural disasters?
27:25Facing a cosmic calamity, facing death?
27:27Listen to me carefully
27:29Are you all alone at home?
27:31Oh no!
27:33You're still trying to put the pieces of your life back together.
27:35But why?
27:36The world belongs to dogs now
27:37They alone will survive
27:38You understand, right?
27:39Things will never be the same again.
27:40Life has changed
27:41You're losing your footing
27:42The next time we see each other
27:43This will be even more interesting
27:44Well, I can have a pleasant visitor tonight.
27:46Or am I going to get screwed here?
27:47Oh fuck
27:48I have nothing
27:49Perfect, the cat is with you.
27:50Ah, it's the guy from earlier.
27:51As for the person who brought him
27:52His fate is in your hands
27:53You told me to leave someone with the cat
27:55This is the approach of a very powerful entity
27:57It is thanks to this entity that I can see further than anyone else
27:59But even I don't see everything
28:01And yet something terrible is approaching, I can see it clearly.
28:03You will not be able to stop it
28:05I wonder if they'll talk about it on the radio
28:07Are you going to listen to it?
28:08Um, what's going to happen?
28:09I can't tell you more at the moment.
28:11I've already talked far too much
28:12If I may offer you some advice
28:14Over the next two days
28:15It would be far better if you didn't test anyone.
28:18I felt something strange the first time I came here
28:20Today that feeling has lessened.
28:23I am convinced that we are making the right choices
28:25I hope to see you in a few days.
28:27Okay, so for the next two days I have to test no one
28:29FEMA has discovered a new site distinctive to visitors
28:31Aura photography on film
28:33Oh wow
28:35If dark spots appear on the image of a subject's aura
28:37It is highly likely that this is a visitor
28:40Okay, tell me who's still here.
28:41Go there
28:43I want my mommy
28:44Give a report card
28:45What's the point of the report card, guys?
28:47To get her out, to free her
28:48Aaaaah
28:50Do we want to keep her?
28:52No, no, we're not going to do anything here.
28:53We're not going to test or give anything, we're not going to do anything
29:00Oh, I can order for the cat
29:02Oh, I can order!
29:03I can order some
29:06I can order some
29:08Goodbye kombucha
29:10Waaah
29:12I had terrified him so much
29:14Wait, all joking aside, we're taking the thing for the cat, right?
29:16Go ahead, let's take it for the cat, bro
29:18This cat has a purpose.
29:19Oh no, I want to save, man.
29:21But of course I'm ordering some kombucha tea, I want to save
29:23No, we're taking it for the cat.
29:24No, but guys
29:25Let's think long term
29:26It's better to save
29:27Cat
29:28Cat
29:29The cat trust
29:30Okay, I trust you.
29:31Everything for the cat
29:32It's done
29:33Anyway, I don't need a save file, bro.
29:34We're going to win
29:35So I would have completed the first day without investigating the people at home.
29:36And if I can keep this up for the second day, I'll be fine.
29:39Alright guys, let's go, let's be good
29:41Hello, this is your delivery for the rest
29:44To be quoted at the beginning of the end
29:45Okay
29:46How did you become a delivery driver?
29:47No, go ahead, I'll take the order and see you later, bro.
29:50Have a good evening, thank you very much
29:51Wait, but everything's burning behind here
29:53I hadn't seen all the skulls behind it
29:55We are waiting for the program to give you any last-minute information.
29:57We have received reports of civilian troops in a nearby town.
29:59Due to unresolved circumstances, FEMA forces have completely isolated the area.
30:03Please stay home; additional information will be provided shortly.
30:06By cooperating with the agency you contribute to everyone's safety
30:09Okay
30:10Oh my baby
30:13Give him a can of food
30:16Hold
30:18Do you like it?
30:19I remember what's going on in his little head, but you're almost certain he's happy.
30:22You have the strange feeling that you had a peaceful night.
30:25As if your partner is capable, you offered one of his nine lives to thank you.
30:29Who knows, maybe death will spare your home tonight.
30:33Ah, when I feed him, he protects me for the next night.
30:37That's interesting.
30:38Okay guys, remember this is day two, I haven't tested anyone, I've just listened to the show, it's very good
30:42Last time, it was thanks to him that we ended up with a cat; it was thanks to his advice.
30:44We did very well, guys
30:46Oh dear
30:48On the path, a man armed with an assault rifle stands; he looks like a raging madman.
30:52It's covered in teeth, eyes, and other body parts that you can't identify from where you are.
30:56What if you kill not in self-defense but for pleasure and to collect trophies?
30:59Whatever the case may be, you never hope to make an enemy of him.
31:01Okay
31:02Okay, let's go!
31:03Hey!
31:04The whole world has gone crazy, hasn't it?
31:05It's more of a society, and the animals have escaped from their cages.
31:08Finally, the pretense is over.
31:10What are you talking about?
31:12You went to see other houses, you walked in the street, there are no more rules
31:14There's no morality anymore, all that stuff doesn't work anymore
31:15Now everything is simple: if you manage to get to someone's throat, you've won.
31:17What kind of place exactly?
31:19I've never stayed too long in one place, and yet I've seen the same chaos everywhere.
31:23Yes, it's JMK, that's right.
31:24Fear is a bit like knowing what's really going on
31:26But here, order still reigns, which is rare. I wonder how you do it.
31:29Uhhh
31:31Pfff
31:32Guys, it's JMK, we can't not let him in, for real
31:35A visitor pretending to be, uh, you know, wanting to get into my house, wouldn't own up to being disturbed like him, you see?
31:41I'll take it and test it; we'll take JMK and test it tomorrow.
31:44Come on, let's go!
31:45Know your decision
31:46Come on, let's go!
31:47Excuse me, a ghoul?
31:49A ghoul directly
31:50Uh, old man, can you let me in?
31:52Um, what happened to you?
31:53I got completely out of the sun in the middle of the afternoon
31:55While my entire brigade was putting out forest fires, I was the only one who survived.
31:58Oh shit
31:59I called you a ghoul, I'm a real son of a bitch.
32:01Well, the chief refused to let the others leave.
32:04Oh shit guys
32:05Now they are condemned to extinguish fires for eternity.
32:07Why don't you go to the hospital?
32:09There are no more hospitals, my friend.
32:10The hospitals are useless now that visitors have arrived.
32:12It's difficult to get medical treatment if you can't trust the doctor.
32:14Damn it, nobody's going to help me
32:16I'd be better off going back to putting out the fires in the hollows with the rest of my brigade
32:18I won't be here much longer anyway.
32:19Well guys, uh...
32:21Guys, it's a firefighter who paid a heavy price for putting out all the fires.
32:25I think that's precisely why you're afraid if you avoid physical attraction and everything, like a bastard.
32:29But honestly, I think he's nice.
32:31We can let two people in per night since we have three tests
32:33Come on, bro
32:34Thank you, old man, everyone.
32:35I don't think I'll bother you all for too long anyway.
32:37At least I won't die in the mud
32:38You're crazy
32:39No, no, but guys
32:40You rely too much on...
32:41Clothes don't make the man, guys
32:42You're relying too much on appearances there.
32:44On the contrary, he is safer than...
32:46What others we've had
32:47Special report?
32:48Silence is a sign of death
32:49A silence that empties the soul
32:50But worse than emptiness is tinting
32:52The ringing of funeral bells
32:53When the bells ring
32:54Something is growing in the ears
32:56All that remains is earwax.
32:58Obscene thoughts
32:59This is what the visitors feed on
33:01Visitors are taken into the canvases of thought
33:03For them, the bells ring even louder.
33:05And there's more earwax
33:06Okay
33:10What have I done, guys?
33:11It's really too hot
33:12How are you feeling?
33:13It looks like it's even worse than I thought.
33:15All this common sense
33:16I don't think I'll be able to last more than a week.
33:17However, I feel a little loved.
33:18Since you decided to let me in
33:19THANKS
33:20While the others are dying
33:21I'm sitting here
33:22I could have been with them
33:23Because I have nothing to lose anyway
33:24I'm going to die after all
33:25Photo ?
33:26Photo, right?
33:34It's clean!
33:35Is the photo clean?
33:36Gigi said not to test for 3 days
33:38No, I'm disgusted
33:39Damn, it's clean
33:40Damn it
33:42I believe in him.
33:43Are we going to test it anyway, guys?
33:45What are we doing? Are we doing our hands?
33:46Go ahead and try it
33:50Ah
33:51But bro
33:52This is not going well at all
33:53This gentleman is very unwell.
33:54Able to carry its natural scent
33:55If he has nothing to hide
33:56Oh yeah, forget it, bro
33:57You're a disgusting pig, man.
33:58Go ahead
33:59Okay
34:00Kill
34:01How does it kill?
34:02But why kill him?
34:03Ah, it's just glue, it's not a disease!
34:06Ah, well, my brother
34:09Let's do another one right away.
34:10What are we asking him?
34:11Shall we do the hands?
34:12Let's do our hands
34:16Okay, let's go.
34:17It's over
34:19Come on
34:20We're finally going to see who's the fastest
34:22Go away from him
34:23So
34:24Get out of here
34:25Thanks, that clears it up.
34:26Come on
34:27I'm so sorry, with all due respect.
34:28Go Oli!
34:31I couldn't test myself, guys
34:32I couldn't test myself
34:33Okay, let's go, let's be good
34:34Let's be good, damn it.
34:35Okay, we're good.
34:36Oh fuck
34:40What's going on?
34:41Start by bringing back the people you brought with you.
34:42You are not in a position to demand anything.
34:43People spend their time putting obstacles in our way.
34:45That was where my home was.
34:47When are you going to get rid of the visitors from 20 Times For All?
34:49If everything were simple to do
34:50Would not need to intervene
34:51Will you do our job and put us in that situation?
34:52So what do we do now?
34:53We are short-staffed.
34:54Do we need two agents?
34:55No
34:57Good heavens!
34:58Very well, I agree.
34:59Do you like what you see behind me?
35:00This is what happens when stubborn and servile people get in our way.
35:02If you stay, there will be more explosions.
35:03We care about this city
35:05Just give us the people
35:06No, Maxime
35:07They took Maxime Biatchi to the big brownie
35:09Fucking hell
35:11Perfect, your house will do.
35:12That's to say ?
35:13I can feel it
35:15But what do you feel?
35:16Death?
35:17Death loves your home
35:18She feels very comfortable there.
35:19I don't know how many people died here
35:20But his presence is palpable.
35:21But who exactly are you?
35:23And what's with that outfit?
35:24We come with a new faith
35:25Death has arrived
35:26She desires to appease humanity
35:27She wants to free us from anxiety
35:30Bitterness
35:31And noise
35:32All we're doing is helping him get closer
35:35This is the only way to find peace, by saying it like this.
35:37There is no going back.
35:39But is it foiled?
35:40So what do you want?
35:41We are obligated to perform the funeral rites.
35:43In a new way
35:44Your house is perfect for that
35:45The influence of death is particularly strong here
35:47So what is he here?
35:48In any case, I implore him
35:49Let mine stay here
35:50Protect them
35:51They must survive long enough
35:52To carry out their mission
35:53This idea isn't exactly something to be excited about.
35:54Perhaps you'll end up burning after all
35:56Watch over mine
35:57And don't forget that if one of them were to die
35:58Your house would be reduced to ashes
36:00Excuse me, but this is the only solution.
36:02He's not a visitor, he's crazy
36:03But the problem is that if he puts people
36:04And that one of them dies
36:06Because I let a visitor in
36:07And that the visitor killed him
36:08He will
36:09He ends the game, that's all.
36:10Like he's fucking up the house
36:11The main threat, but I'm happy to help you.
36:12THANKS
36:13It won't take them long.
36:14But keep an eye on them nonetheless.
36:15Oh damn, I'd like to get their news
36:16So there I had some guys there
36:17He has them
36:18He has them
36:19Oh fuck
36:20Oh no, he's the sick one, bro.
36:22He's the sick one
36:23You're keeping your existence, right?
36:24That's not a bad idea; it increases your chances of survival.
36:25Unless you're a visitor
36:27We know each other
36:29I'm here to clean up.
36:30I took care of my area
36:31Well, the rest is none of your business.
36:33What is this contraption, some kind of repellent for visitors?
36:35A repellent?
36:36Oh, you're talking about the necklace.
36:37Ha ha, that's a good one, I'll remember that.
36:39That's kind of like a memory.
36:40It reminds me of the houses, the cities I purged.
36:42I usually just pull one of the visitor's teeth
36:44It's easier
36:45What's going on around here?
36:46Who should we be wary of?
36:47A half-naked visitor massacred an entire patrol
36:49FEMA is abducting people
36:51There's no way of knowing if they'll ever come back.
36:52Visitors keep appearing out of nowhere.
36:54But at least I have a gun.
36:55A half-naked visitor massacred an entire patrol
36:57Go ahead, I'll say it.
36:58Only one, half-naked
36:59So, without armor
37:00Interesting
37:01And you saw it with your own eyes?
37:03Yeah, I just thought
37:04You seem like the type to spread rumors.
37:06You've piqued my curiosity, I'll come back.
37:08Okay, that's fine, he's my friend.
37:09That's good, guys
37:10This is the beginning of a great friendship, I am at peace
37:11In the meantime, a new reconnaissance site will be announced.
37:13This refers to bleeding from the gums.
37:16If you come across a person exhibiting this symptom
37:18Do not attempt to speak to him or approach him.
37:19Wait for the scheduled patrol and report the person
37:22Coming soon: a special report on a particularly dangerous new sect
37:24Oh no
37:25No
37:26The visitors are not simply hiding among us.
37:28They could very well infiltrate our thoughts
37:30Several cities are reporting a worrying resurgence of cult activity.
37:34The charges against them include unlimited meaning
37:36Ritual sacrifices
37:37A voice-cult and an unknown deity
37:38And possible links with visitors
37:39In the latest report
37:40This group has now publicly taken a stand against FEMA.
37:42What began as simple words
37:44To degenerate into propaganda and direct action
37:45This sect could be responsible for recent events
37:47Which took place in the city
37:48These spectators are asked to avoid any contact with the members
37:50Of this so-called new religion
37:52Simply helping them or showing sympathy for them
37:54Could lead to your arrest
37:55Oh fuck, they're here!
37:57Oh fuck, they're here!
38:01But who are you?
38:03Lost souls, just like all the other inhabitants
38:05Um, those red eyes?
38:06Oh fuck, red eyes man
38:08Oh fuck, red eyes man
38:10Why the fear of death?
38:12Is it fear of the unknown?
38:13The position to instill in the region?
38:14Yet he annoyed me by looking for that in life
38:15But the answer was so simple
38:16Death has no reason to exist blah blah blah
38:18Okay, who are you?
38:19Oh no, she's fine!
38:20No filth
38:21No perfect teeth
38:22No bleeding gums
38:23You look terrified, are you scared?
38:25You are very observant, hatted
38:27Twice pleased with my brothers
38:28I'm still in the pro category due to fear.
38:29My doubts torment me, from Catil after life, what do we feel
38:31Our master proclaims that this is the paradigm of hell
38:33That's something else, but I'm having trouble understanding it.
38:34Even he doesn't fully understand death
38:36How can we ever hope to form an opinion?
38:38If the brother wasn't enough, blah blah blah
38:39But it's all good, guys
38:40Wait, let's see.
38:41Wait, wait!
38:42I'm going to test myself first.
38:43Already
38:44Bob Marley's not around anymore.
38:45I'm going to test myself, bro.
38:46What am I supposed to do?
38:47Am I getting my eyes done?
38:49I'm making my eyes
38:52Everything is fine
38:53My eyes look normal
38:54They are not red
38:55I can really be criticized
38:56Hold on, you're going to eat, my friend.
38:57Hold
39:01That way I'll be safe tonight.
39:03Here, I'll pet you first
39:04So
39:05Ok let's order a ciao kombucha
39:07To be able to save the game
39:09Here we go!
39:10Uh
39:17A
39:18Kombucha pot
39:19Great
39:20That way we'll save
39:21I have two things left.
39:22Go ahead, I'll test the others anyway.
39:23Finally, I'm going to test at least the first one
39:24Go ahead
39:25You know what we're going to watch?
39:26So let's see if the appearance of the skin
39:28It reveals when you do a test or not.
39:31You see, we're going to do the eyes
39:35Yeah, that's revealing.
39:36Damn
39:37I'm not going to kill her
39:38Because otherwise the cult leader will kill me
39:39I'm going to give him some loot.
39:40This will amplify the hatred of the Fema sect leader
39:42And I won't be responsible for anything.
39:43Um, what do we do in the second test?
39:45The teeth?
39:49Broken but white, yeah
39:50They were all white but they're broken, yeah
39:52Alright bro, we're taking zero risks
39:57That girl from the cult is way too suspicious, guys.
39:59I'm sorry, but with all due respect, that's too much.
40:00Come on guys, let's go all the way!
40:03Here we go!
40:04Hello, thank you, I'll be able to save, that's wonderful!
40:07Ciao
40:09Oh fuck
40:10You can feel it, right? The change is following you.
40:12So me too
40:13And now one of your own is immortal.
40:15All this just because of one word
40:16Just one word, but what a word!
40:17You know who I'm talking about, right?
40:18There are some weird things happening around you, huh?
40:21I don't feel
40:23It must be difficult; it looks like you need help.
40:24We're going to try to put new rules in place.
40:26If you have at least two of mine in your house
40:28You will do me the favor of opening this door for me.
40:30Now the bodies belong to the dogs
40:32I don't understand anything
40:33It's simple, we'll try, but first you're all alone at home, right?
40:37I am not alone
40:38Well, well, well
40:39Even mine are becoming scarce these days.
40:40Not to mention your kind shutting themselves away in those houses
40:43Ah yeah, so basically if I have two visitors at OAM, he can come in and kill me then
40:47Shit
40:48There are powers at play
40:49Much bigger than me
40:50I'm just following orders.
40:52Well, see you next time then.
40:54Damn, FEMA needs to come!
40:56You're here, right? Aren't you?
40:57At the door
40:58Yes! Jiraya
40:59I'm feeling worse and worse, it's very strange.
41:00Is it because of everything that has been destroyed?
41:02I need help ?
41:03I'm already getting a lot of help, it's just that I feel myself getting weaker, I can't see as far ahead as I used to.
41:06It's probably not you or her
41:08It already happened once at the very beginning, but everything will be fine.
41:10New shoots will emerge, descend, and rise towards the sky.
41:13I don't understand anything
41:14I understand
41:15I apologize if I frightened you; I'm thinking of your others, that's all.
41:17Before coming to see you, everything seemed clear, but now it's like I'm in a fog.
41:20There's a basement here, isn't there?
41:21Try digging in the basement
41:22There is something in the earth
41:24I can't see what's underground.
41:25Are you sure about that?
41:26But why?
41:27I'm sorry, I can't seem to see things clearly.
41:28Yet I remember something else
41:30When you find it, don't jump.
41:32Not yet
41:33I need to go and rest.
41:34Okay
41:36Good evening, is anyone there?
41:37No, he is very strange.
41:38No guys, if I may.
41:39I heard noises of passing
41:40Which means there's someone behind the door
41:41Are you going to open it?
41:42First, give me back some of those you took on board.
41:44Oh, you mistook me for a FEMA agent because of my suit.
41:45You're on the wrong track
41:46I just salvaged it from a corpse
41:47I was saying it would be safer that way.
41:49If they wear them, it must be for a good reason.
41:51Perhaps the sun leaves radiation during the night
41:53Something like, I'd rather not know
41:54Hey, I understand what you're talking about.
41:56What's your plan?
41:57Good question, for now I just feel lost
41:58I had a job
41:59I thought everything was for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
42:00And then there was the disappointment
42:01I ended up doing nothing of what I had been promised.
42:03I'm talking about programming, by the way.
42:05Write code
42:06In fact, why would a visitor have taken that?
42:08He would have put it on him to make it look like he was a genius
42:10Honestly, he's fucking me, he's a genius
42:12Go ahead, come on
42:13We're going to inspect it tomorrow anyway
42:14Ah, there's the kombucha!
42:15Oh dueeeeec
42:19That's awesome guys, we saved!
42:21That's wonderful, guys!
42:23The agency also wants to announce another sign
42:24It's something for the good programs.
42:25Potentially dangerous individuals
42:26Skin rashes
42:27Oh yeah, skin rashes.
42:28Red marks like that
42:29It's just that it's, uh, it's not good
42:30Okay
42:31There's nothing there.
42:32Oh shit, he scared me!
42:33Oh, I'd forgotten about him, bro.
42:34I need to test it.
42:36What do we do to him, guys?
42:37Armpit, ears, eyes, teeth, photos
42:40What do we do?
42:41Photos?
42:42Go ahead and take photos!
42:47Uh, what's this?
42:48That's a visitor, isn't it?
42:49Yes, yes, yes
42:50Everyone says yes
42:51Equal task visitor
42:52Okay, let's go.
42:54It's over
42:55I warned you to take a picture of your ear
42:56Look at the results before you threaten me.
42:57Alright, bye!
43:00You are mistaken in identifying a grain as a visitor.
43:01No, it wasn't one, guys.
43:03Oh, those idiots, the success that spoils is great!
43:05Ouch, ouch, ouch!
43:06Well, luckily I made it safe earlier.
43:08I would know the guy was there, it's not a
43:09Let's start a test
43:11Show me your
43:13Your armpits
43:19Ah
43:21We have a problem, don't we?
43:22Show me
43:23Your hands
43:25Ah
43:26No
43:27No, but guys, that's three visitors
43:28Guys, there are three visitors
43:29Guys, there are three visitors
43:30No, we're going to be worse off, guys.
43:31We're going to do that, okay?
43:34That way if they come and take two
43:35They will take two visitors
43:36And I'd be fine, you see.
43:37But the problem is that if the other one goes back
43:38I'm in deep trouble now.
43:39Let's go dig down there
43:40Well, that got a lot of it on my hands.
43:45I need to wash my hands
43:46Can I wash myself or not?
43:52Can't I wash my hands?
43:53Ouch, ouch, ouch!
43:54They're going to give me a check-up
43:55They'll think I'm one of them
43:56They're going to screw me over, that's for sure.
43:57Two more people
43:58Just two, we don't want to take everyone
44:00Either we'll find a way to fight the visitors, or we'll find a way.
44:01Either we will never see each other again
44:02It's perfect
44:03I have no desire to see you again
44:05The same
44:06There you go!
44:07The two visitors in me
44:08But I'm at my limit right now, bro.
44:09I have two people at my house
44:11There is only one visitor
44:13So the other one will be naked if he comes back
44:14He's not going back
44:15I'm at my max, guys
44:17No need to waste time
44:18How are mine?
44:19Yeah, yeah, they're alive.
44:20What is ?
44:21Are they dead?
44:22You deprived yourself of this opportunity
44:23Bye
44:25I didn't do anything, bro, above my head
44:26Ah!
44:27The brother
44:28I'm trying to find someone, but it's no use.
44:30But I went around to several houses
44:31The area is teeming with visitors
44:32Has FEMA abandoned the city?
44:33Or just the neighborhood, perhaps?
44:34How do you recognize a visitor?
44:36Go ahead, front page!
44:37Like you, Pardy
44:38We were clearly shown how to do it on TV and radio.
44:40One single symptom and I'll take them down.
44:41I don't even hesitate for a second
44:42By the way, while I'm here
44:43Tell me, you wouldn't happen to know a stocky guy with a blue denim jacket, would you?
44:46He has a little girl, a baby girl
44:48I'm not really sure how old
44:49And his wife
44:50We don't care about his wife
44:54Why is he looking for his daughter? Does he want to kill her?
44:56Her house burned down; I haven't seen her since.
44:58Hmm
44:59Show me proof
45:00Any one
45:01I don't give a damn about weapon size.
45:02We'll both die by shooting each other then.
45:03So, no hands
45:04My eyes were fine, I checked them earlier.
45:06The eyes
45:07Come on, squeeze your fingers
45:08Open wide
45:09Here's my baby
45:10Okay, that's clean.
45:11Ciao
45:14But I don't have any red
45:16But I don't have any red
45:17Ah, he saw my fingers when I did that.
45:19Oh
45:20And at the door, a thug belching words charged with raw rage
45:27Yet you simply wait and pray that nothing will happen.
45:34Oh no, damn it!
45:35Damn, I should have said armpits
45:38The veil of rage in the eyes of the armed man, more terrifying than any visitor
45:41And we'll make sure
45:44Okay guys, we saved like two seconds ago, we're bosses!
45:48Okay, I'll say it loud and clear: we are monsters.
45:54Wow, that bastard got me!
45:56What is it? ...
46:26Ah, it's the energy drink that's making my eyes move too much.
46:34But guys, I slept, it's so weird
46:56Okay, well the good news is we have a save file, we don't give a damn.
47:11So, my baby, show me some proof, any proof at all.
47:14It's good, yeah of course it's good, okay guys, it's over
47:19If my brother hadn't been so generous, he would have been able to protect his family now.
47:22Who knows where the kid is?
47:23Oh, but that's the other guy's brother.
47:28He's my neighbor's brother
47:32Do you want to find her?
47:33I'm not going to waste my time looking for her if my brother had had the guts.
47:35There might still be a chance
47:37But now I don't give a damn anymore, I've already turned the page.
47:40But damn, I should have told him I had
47:41I thought he wanted to kill her, so I didn't tell him.
47:43There was a family that lived on the outskirts of the city
47:45He had barricaded himself in; the father was still holding the door, but the woman had the signs
47:47And he was begging, "She's my wife, don't hurt her."
47:50When the visitors climbed onto the roof, that bastard opened it for them.
47:52She let him get away; I took care of the rest.
47:54I killed the woman first, then him; the children managed to escape with the neighbors.
47:57Shit
47:58FEMA arrived, they talked about a cleanup, I would have said it was already done
48:00They laughed and told me to enlist.
48:02I don't give a damn about them, they're just going along, that's all.
48:04The visitors are still here
48:05Oh no, so they wanted to kill the girl then
48:06I don't have time to deal with your hands right now; I'll examine you more closely next time.
48:09Okay
48:09Listen, I'm in a real mess right now, don't mind if I keep a low profile here for a while.
48:13What happened?
48:14Where to begin? I'm a taxi driver, you see, I was transporting a passenger.
48:18And then it turned out that he wasn't the one who presented himself as being
48:21And now no more passengers
48:22And no more car either, you see.
48:23Did it happen to your passenger?
48:24It's not that I'm paranoid or anything, but it was a visitor
48:28Whoa!
48:28A quick glance in the rearview mirror and I saw her teeth as white as a billboard
48:31I didn't hesitate for a second, I drove, she made my big mistake
48:33He wanted to arrest me with everything I had brought.
48:36So I ran away, I can't even go home now
48:38I bet he's crazy to expect that from me.
48:39Ah, guys!
48:40Why do you say he is infected?
48:42It was contagious because he was with a visitor, yeah.
48:44After that, it's just some guy who had a paranoid episode and turned him in, you know?
48:47No, go ahead and we'll test it tomorrow, it's fine.
48:49A girl with purple hair wearing a poncho wouldn't have come this way.
48:52No
48:53That's my daughter
48:54I haven't been able to find her since this whole thing started.
48:56We were supposed to leave the city, then there was this abnormal heat wave.
48:58I lost consciousness
48:59I got up and there was no one left in the house.
49:00I don't give a fuck, bro
49:01She's not here, goodbye
49:03Wait, wait, I need somewhere to think for a few days.
49:05The female has my holes because I know things
49:07The government doesn't want this to get out.
49:08I promise you that as soon as the female is no longer around
49:10I'll go back to find my daughter, I'll tell you everything.
49:12I know exactly where the visitors are coming from
49:14Do we need this, guys?
49:16We have two people in the house who are not visitors.
49:19Why would we need him?
49:20Who gives a damn, right?
49:21Am I playing for the lore or for the run?
49:23Yeah, yeah, that's it, right?
49:24I want lore, guys, come on, I want him to talk to me
49:26However, no, I'm not smiling here...
49:28He fucked me
49:28I think we're one or two nights away from the end of the game, in my opinion.
49:31I think we handled it really well.
49:32This smell is like someone died last year
49:34No
49:34Special Flash
49:39FEMA has just arrested the majority of state representatives
49:41According to the agency, many of them had been identified as visitors
49:44With a government now incapable of functioning
49:46FEMA then took control of the country
49:48What's more
49:49Just a moment
49:49We have just received a statement from FEMA.
49:51The attackers in the city's quarantine zone crossed the cordon
49:53We repeat, the attackers have crossed the cordon
49:55They are now free
49:56Board up your windows
49:57Lock your doors
49:57Wait for further instructions and stay inside.
49:59End of transmission
49:59Who killed someone?
50:02She's dead, guys
50:12At the same time, she had been there for 15 minutes.
50:15She died of a broken heart, guys
50:16She died of sadness, guys
50:17Honestly, guys, pay for his soul
50:18Pay your respects, guys.
50:19So, who are you?
50:21I'm dying to have a drink.
50:22What do you mean, immortal?
50:23Well, you could shoot yourself in the head.
50:25And see for yourself
50:26But I would avoid it if I were you.
50:27Of course we are not immortal in the way you mean it.
50:29Once we die, we are reincarnated and we start living again.
50:31I know it sounds crazy, but if you've seen what I've seen, you'll understand.
50:33It's possible the visitors were humans before Renette
50:36I'm not completely sure, I don't know how it works
50:38But what I do know is that nature keeps many secrets.
50:39And I will eventually find my daughter.
50:41Maybe not in this life, but I will find her again.
50:42Because in fact, we never die
50:44Okay, Judge, I'm going to test you right away.
50:45I like the photo.
50:47Normal
50:52Actually, it's normal
50:53Wait, after the photo she was
50:54Laura was pink
50:55That's not normal, is it?
50:56With waves and everything
50:57Okay, that's it for you.
50:58I hope your bullets are silver
51:00Otherwise we'll...
51:01He's a vampire, man.
51:03I'm going to bring in a vampire
51:05He's the one who killed the girl, 100%
51:07Oh no, it's beautiful.
51:14He's the one who killed the girl
51:17I think he's a vampire and he killed the girl
51:19He was a visitor
51:20He was a vampire, man.
51:22It's worse than a visitor, bro.
51:23Okay guys
51:23We're going to dig.
51:25We'll keep digging.
51:25I didn't know there were vampires in the game, bro.
51:28It was madness.
51:29Oh
51:32Dude
51:34Dude
51:38When you find it
51:44Don't jump yet
51:46He had said
51:46Wait before you go
51:47I finally have access to the thing
51:49And I was going to go there like an idiot
51:50Let's be
51:51Patients
51:53I'm going to barricade the windows
51:53The situation can only get worse.
51:54But I have to try
51:55But how do I do it?
51:57Barricade
51:58We must defend ourselves at all costs.
52:03Barricade
52:05No guys
52:06The basement
52:06It's not time yet
52:07I think
52:08Me, the basement
52:10I can't believe it, guys
52:11Frankly, I couldn't care less.
52:12To go to the basement
52:12We're doing well here
52:13Oh
52:14You decide in the cellar
52:16Accompanied by the other survivors
52:18If it's cooler
52:22The air does not remain
52:23Less heavy and oppressive
52:25Your supplies should last a month or two
52:28If you ration them carefully
52:30Are we finished or not?
52:32You barricade the door
52:33No one will be allowed to enter from now on.
52:35You count the days by writing them on the cellar wall
52:44For almost two months
52:46The end is taking its time.
52:48The sun is not the only threat hanging over your heads.
52:52Trust is fading
52:55The paranoia grows a little more each day.
53:00You feel the weight of their stares
53:04Cold, calculating, foreign
53:08Oh no
53:17The fear of death paralyzed you.
53:19No
53:20Absolutely everything is about to come to an end.
53:23You're not even considering escaping
53:27But no
53:28There is nowhere left to go.
53:30Terror blinds you
53:34No, there was a visitor.
53:37It's not just about the people you've let into your home.
53:39It tears you apart
53:41Darkness invades your broken leg
53:45An intense pain pierces your body.
53:50No guys
53:56In your mind, a small, isolated house takes shape.
54:05You hope to finally see the end
54:09It's hard to get hooked.
54:12Gradually the pain fades as you sink deeper.
54:18Welcome me
54:25So I think we've reached the end of the nights.
54:38Basically, guys
54:38We overcame all the challenges to be able to go through the nights.
54:41So you know
54:42Survived with visitors
54:45Damn, there was a visitor
54:46Holy shit, it was the taxi
54:47Holy shit, the taxi was a visitor
54:50So basically you know you've reached the last night
54:51When you can barricade the windows
54:53That means that when you put up the three barricades
54:54That's the end of the run.
54:56But if you're a visitor in the house, you're screwed.
54:58However, we could have made a different ending
55:00It's about taking the famous tunnel that we had dug.
55:01It was also another ending
55:02We will have seen two endings, then.
55:04The ending where you get screwed by the guy with the gun
55:06And the ending where you finish the game but you're a visitor in the house
55:08The game is incredible
55:09The art direction is incredible
55:11The gameplay is chambered
55:12Thanks for having my horror live test
55:13It was great
55:14I had a lovely evening.
55:15Kisses everyone
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