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00:00Kids will be kids.
00:13It's nice to have some peace and quiet, finally.
00:25What the fuck, Jack?
00:28Who said you could come in here?
00:30Hey, no reason to get worked up, Principal Davis.
00:40What did you see, you old perv?
00:42Look, I didn't see anything.
00:44I'm just here to clean, okay?
00:46Good boy.
00:47Now keep your mouth shut, or else...
00:50Oh, god.
00:50Oh, God.
00:56Oh, God.
00:59Oh, God.
01:00What the fuck?
01:25What's happening?
01:27Isn't that our janitor, Jack?
01:30Really?
01:34Smoking?
01:35Don't you know that these will kill you?
01:41Boss.
01:42Boss.
01:43All right, kids, come on, get out of here.
01:52What have I told you to?
01:53We don't make a scene in public.
01:55What's with the crazy entourage?
01:57Boss, you're the CEO of Orion Corporation.
02:01Orion has become the world's largest military defense contractor under your leadership.
02:06We need you now, more than ever.
02:09Boss, you're the richest man in the world.
02:11Are you really going to retire as a janitor?
02:13I'm old now.
02:14I don't care about any of that stuff.
02:16Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a janitor.
02:20Not today.
02:21Today is my grandson's birthday.
02:23And all I want now is to watch him grow up safe and happy.
02:28You two leave me in peace.
02:31Boss, wait.
02:33This is from the Da Vinci collection.
02:37It's 50 million dollars.
02:39It's our birthday gift for your grandson.
02:41This is a corporate card.
02:43No limits set.
02:44In case you need to buy anything.
02:47I don't need these things.
02:55All right.
02:56All right.
02:57Just this once.
03:00Now, somebody give an old man a ride home, okay?
03:03I can't be late for my grandson's birthday.
03:12Just drop me off here.
03:14I don't want anyone to see me with you guys.
03:17Thanks for the ride.
03:27Who is that?
03:28What is the janitor doing here?
03:30Maybe he's homeless and he's trying to steal some food.
03:39Dad?
03:42Why did you come here dressed like that?
03:47It's Tommy's birthday party and your dad pulls this shit on me?
03:49He's obviously trying to spite me.
03:51Grandpa, why are you dressed like a poor person?
03:54Mommy, she said that janitors are losers.
03:59Tommy, clothes aren't important, okay?
04:02What's important is I'm here to celebrate your birthday, buddy.
04:06Dad, you're embarrassing us.
04:09Exactly.
04:10All of our guests are dressed to the nines.
04:12You are being so rude to them showing up looking like a bum.
04:14Who is that?
04:15He looks broke.
04:16Wait.
04:17Did you hear Mike?
04:18He was calling him his dad.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Where did he?
04:21Uh, Lisa.
04:22Mike.
04:23Come on.
04:24It's not a big deal.
04:25Let's not make a scene, okay?
04:26We can talk about it after the birthday party.
04:28Not a big deal.
04:29You're the one embarrassing us.
04:30You don't get to say it's not a big deal.
04:32You're the one embarrassing us.
04:33You don't get to say it's not a big deal.
04:39Thank you all for coming to Tommy's birthday party.
04:41I'd also like to share some exciting news with you all.
04:45Tommy will be getting a new baby sibling soon.
04:49What?
04:53Lisa's pregnant?
04:54That's amazing, Mike.
04:56Congratulations, Lisa.
04:58Guys, I have a very special present for you.
05:03Are you going to tell your dad or me?
05:09Dad?
05:10Lisa's pregnant?
05:12You don't have enough room in the house.
05:15What does that mean?
05:18The best present you could give my family?
05:21Move out.
05:28You can't be serious.
05:30Dad, I'm almost 30.
05:31I want to live alone here with my wife and my kids.
05:35Mike, I bought this house.
05:37Where am I supposed to go?
05:38Who cares?
05:39You're just a useless old man that no one wants around.
05:42I can't have a smelly, filthy janitor around my baby.
05:45Mike has everything that he needs.
05:47A beautiful wife and soon, two healthy little children.
05:51We're the picture of a perfect family.
05:53Are you really going to ruin things for him?
05:56I wasn't there when Mike was growing up.
05:59And I regret that every single day.
06:03Guys, I just...
06:05I just want to spend time with my family.
06:07But we don't want to spend time with you.
06:10Okay.
06:18Yeah, I'll just...
06:19I'll go.
06:26One last thing, Mike, before I go.
06:28What?
06:29Guys, don't make the same mistake that I did.
06:33Family is everything.
06:37Remember that.
06:38I spent the last 20 years working for money and power.
06:49What's the use of being CEO of a Ryan Corporation if I have no one by my side?
06:55Leave me alone.
06:56Don't be so cold.
07:00Let's have some fun.
07:01Just giving you what you wanted.
07:03What are you asking for?
07:05Strutting around late at night?
07:07Just like that?
07:08Stop!
07:09Stop!
07:29Mr. Bradshaw!
07:30Who the fuck are you?
07:33Hey, you old fuck.
07:35Mind your business.
07:37Or...
07:38We'll beat your ass.
07:40Leave her alone.
08:00Yes.
08:06Wow.
08:07I didn't know our school's janitor is so dope.
08:10Are you alright, Amelia?
08:12Yeah.
08:14Thank you, Mr. Bradshaw.
08:17Yeah.
08:20Mr. Bradshaw.
08:23If it's not too much trouble, could you walk me home?
08:27Yeah, of course.
08:30So what were you doing at the school so late?
08:34I forgot to bring my homework after cheer practice, so I came back to get it.
08:38What about you?
08:40How come you're out so late at night all alone, too?
08:43No reason.
08:45Oh, come on. You can tell me.
08:47Fine.
08:49My son and daughter-in-law kicked me out of the house.
08:53I had nowhere to go, so I went back to the school.
08:55After my wife died, I...
09:01buried myself in work.
09:04Neglected my son.
09:06I guess this is what I get.
09:08No. Your son and daughter-in-law are terrible.
09:11They don't deserve you.
09:13You're handsome, and you're really tough.
09:15Hey.
09:16Do you want a wife?
09:18What?
09:19Listen, I'm serious.
09:20You're a great guy. I really like you.
09:21No. No.
09:22No.
09:23I'm too old for you.
09:24You're too young for even my son. No.
09:25I know that. Duh.
09:26I was talking about my mom.
09:27Oh. Wait. Your mom?
09:28Yeah. My mom is our school's chairwoman. She's pretty. She's smart. And a total badass.
09:33Do you want to meet her? I could totally introduce you to you.
09:36Thank you. No.
09:37That's okay. No. That's okay.
09:38Look.
09:39That's okay.
09:40I'm not too old for you.
09:41Listen, I'm serious. You're a great guy. I really like you.
09:43No. No. No. I'm too old for you. You're too young for even my son. No.
09:46You're a school's chairwoman. She's pretty. She's smart. And a total badass. Do you want to meet her?
09:52I could totally introduce you to you.
09:54Thank you. No. That's okay. Look. Are we almost there? Because I gotta get going.
09:59Come on!
10:07Amelia, it's late. Where were you?
10:10Mom, I ran into some trouble on the way home, but Mr. Bradshaw saved me.
10:16Help me ride the storm. Help me ride the storm. Help me ride the storm. Help me ride the storm. Help me ride the storm.
10:31Are you okay?
10:32Yeah. I'm alright.
10:34Okay, we'll talk about that later. And you are?
10:37Jack Bradshaw. I'm a janitor at your school.
10:41Janitor? And you're walking my daughter home alone? Why?
10:45Mom, I asked him to.
10:49It's only right to help those in need.
10:52Is that so?
10:54Why aren't you a man of principle?
10:56Mom, Mr. Bradshaw is a good man. He saved me.
10:59Amelia, why don't you go inside so I can talk to this good man?
11:02Now that she's gone, why don't you tell me why you really came all this way?
11:13Money? Promotions? Something else?
11:17No. Just trying to do the right thing.
11:26It's okay to want money. I'll write you a check. Just come by my office to pick it up.
11:31I know you think because I'm a janitor I want money or something, but I really don't.
11:38Good night.
11:39Wait.
11:42I should thank you for helping Amelia.
11:46That's all I need.
11:48You're welcome.
11:49You're an interesting man.
12:14Mom, what did you think about Jack?
12:16What do you mean?
12:20I mean, isn't he handsome?
12:23And he saved me today.
12:25He is handsome.
12:27And?
12:29And single.
12:30So you should marry him.
12:33What?
12:35What?
12:37Yeah, you've been single for so long, Mom.
12:40It's time for you to find a cute guy and get married.
12:42Jack is handsome.
12:44And he's a good person.
12:46And you would look so cute together.
12:48You can't joke like that.
12:50He's the janitor at my school.
12:52I'm his boss's boss.
12:54Oh, come on.
12:56You can at least try.
12:58Come on for me.
12:59Please.
13:01Alright, I'll consider it.
13:03But before I even think about dating him,
13:04I gotta see if I'll pass my test.
13:08Test?
13:09Excuse me.
13:10Excuse me.
13:11No littering, please.
13:12I'm the way from home.
13:13I'm the way from home.
13:14I'm the way from home.
13:15I'm the way from home.
13:16Excuse me.
13:29Excuse me.
13:30No littering, please.
13:32I'm the way from home.
13:34I'm the way from home.
13:38I'm the way from home.
13:40I'm the way from home.
13:41Did she drop her wallet?
13:52Mom, he took the money?
13:56Looks like he failed my test.
13:59Maybe he had a good reason.
14:01We shouldn't jump to conclusions.
14:03It's over.
14:05How people act when they think nobody's watching shows their true character.
14:08I can't trust somebody who would give in to their greed so easily.
14:18My wallet.
14:19Has anyone seen my wallet?
14:26Um, yeah, I think you must have dropped this.
14:36Oh, and it's all here.
14:39Aren't you the sweetest, Jack?
14:43Hey, big guy.
14:44Let me show you how grateful I am.
14:47Did you like what you saw last time?
14:49Or we can do anything else you want.
14:52I never told her to try and seduce him.
14:55Wait, let's not be hasty.
14:57Um, sorry.
14:59He gave back the wallet and he didn't give in to that floozy.
15:02You're right.
15:03I jumped to conclusions.
15:05So, you're going to give him a chance?
15:07Fine.
15:08I'll consider it.
15:17Hey, Jack.
15:17I've had my eyes on you for a while now.
15:26Why don't we go on a date, get to know each other?
15:29Oh, thank you.
15:31Um, I just, I'm, I'm not interested.
15:34Oh, don't be shy.
15:37I'm a teacher and you're just some janitor.
15:40You should be honored I'm into you.
15:42Um, uh, no thank you.
15:44Um, I just, I'm, I'm really not looking for romance right now, so.
15:49What's your problem, huh?
15:51You think you're too good for me?
15:54You scrubbed toilets for a living.
15:55I know my own worth, and I don't need your approval.
16:00Oh, please.
16:01You're just some loser.
16:03You're never landing anyone better than me.
16:05Pop in, Jack.
16:20We're late for dinner.
16:27Sorry.
16:28My rights.
16:29How did that janitor land the chairwoman?
16:49Thanks for sending me back there.
16:51I can't let anyone pick on my husband.
16:54What?
16:55Husband?
16:56Yes, husband.
16:56Relax.
17:00We can just have a contract marriage.
17:02A contract marriage?
17:04You saved Amelia's life.
17:06She's so grateful to you, and she likes you a lot.
17:12But that just...
17:13She doesn't have a father.
17:15All she's ever wanted is to have a full family.
17:19You've met her.
17:20You know how stubborn she can be.
17:21I don't want to disappoint her.
17:25I see.
17:25So where are we?
17:30A charity banquet.
17:32There's a $30 million donation to the school on the line.
17:35I had my secretary purchase a prized Da Vinci painting.
17:38A Da Vinci painting?
17:39Just like the one Vivian gave me?
17:41This is from the Da Vinci collection.
17:44It's $50 million.
17:47You ready?
17:49Yeah.
17:49I'm going to go speak to the school's biggest patron.
18:06Painting, please?
18:07Yeah.
18:07Well, there she is.
18:11If it isn't the gorgeous chairwoman, Miss Grayson.
18:15Keep your distance, Carl.
18:16We're not that close.
18:19Jack.
18:19What's a dirty janitor doing in a black-tie affair?
18:26Do you know where you are?
18:28This is a high-society event.
18:32You're not even good enough to wait tables here.
18:35Jack is my guest.
18:36Show some respect.
18:37Guest?
18:39You brought a janitor?
18:41Emma, have you lost your mind?
18:44Watch your mouth.
18:45Know your place.
18:46You're the principal at my school.
18:52I'm sorry, Jack.
18:53I didn't know he'd be so rude.
18:54No, it's all right.
18:55I'm used to it.
18:57Words don't hurt me.
18:58All right.
19:00I'll be right back, okay?
19:01All right.
19:08Chairman Grumman, I have a present for you.
19:12I hope you like it.
19:16Oh, this is a classic piece.
19:23Emma, how do you get this?
19:25From a private collector.
19:27I hope it's to your liking.
19:28Like it?
19:29It's amazing.
19:31It's going to be the centerpiece of my collection.
19:33I had my secretary purchase a prize da Vinci painting.
19:36A da Vinci painting?
19:37Just like the one Vivian gave me?
19:43Emma, you are so thoughtful.
19:46I'm so glad you like it.
19:47You've been donating to the school for decades now.
19:50It's the least I can do to show my gratitude for your patronage.
19:53Of course.
19:54Well, I will be donating $30 million this year as well.
19:57No expenses spared for the best private school in the country.
20:01Thank you for your continued trust, Mr. Grumman.
20:03Wait!
20:07That painting is a fake.
20:17What?
20:18It's a fake?
20:20Unbelievable.
20:22What do you mean it's a fake?
20:24Carl, what do you mean?
20:27Huh.
20:27Because I bribed the secretary.
20:29She tricked you into buying a forgery.
20:31That painting is in the British Royal Collection.
20:37It's a one-of-a-kind.
20:39So how is it here, Emma?
20:41Were you scammed?
20:44Or were you just lying?
20:47Emma, is this how you treat the biggest donor to your school?
20:51No, Mr. Grumman.
20:52There must be a misunderstanding.
20:54I had my secretary purchase this from a very reputable vendor.
20:57Fake is a fake, but don't take my word for it.
21:01The head authenticator of Christie's Auction House is here tonight.
21:07Why don't we let Dr. Sirtis be the judge?
21:10Larry and Sirtis, let me give you some assistance here, man.
21:30Yes, yes, the texture of the canvas.
21:36You can see that it's just not consistent with what's expected in the 18th century.
21:42I regret to inform all of you that this is without a doubt a fake.
21:48Damn, Emma's in trouble.
21:51I need to help her.
21:53I can't believe she would do this.
21:55I think she did it on purpose.
21:57No, I didn't.
21:58I need a chance to prove it.
22:01Emma, you're done for.
22:02You'll be removed by the board.
22:04Then I'll be able to take your place.
22:09That's enough!
22:10I'll be able to take your place.
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