00:00I always wanted the mighty caravan Brutasaur, so much so that I would take to the most degenerate
00:06form of making money in gold in World of Warcraft. That is right, gambling and death rolling. So I
00:13took it to the great seal of Zandalar, the best place where kings of gold are made themselves,
00:20and took to the most death defying stunts of death rolling. It was a close and tight match,
00:25looking like that I, in fact, might win. But then, before you know it,
00:30he rolls a 2, and then I roll a 1. No! I lost 2 million gold that night.
00:39I then, flown away from the bustling crowd in Orgrimmar, and decided to slow walk my failures.
00:47Ike was crying, both in-game and a few tears in real life, due to the highs that gambling gave me.
00:54That is how I would have ended it. If I wasn't a wimp!
01:00Did you seriously think I would take this lying down? I am the mighty Gandriel, arcane mage on my server.
01:08And I will not just lose 2 million gold all willy-nilly, have spent 2 months planning a revenge plot against the gambler.
01:17Now you all will see Gandriel's wrath as I destroy the gambler and everything he has ever loved.
01:25Because I am Gandriel.
01:28I then make my way to the shadiest part of Azeroth, the Dalaran sewers, where I will make the deal of a lifetime with an organization I think we all know too well in World of Warcraft.
01:44But when they have a parasite that you need to deal with, these guys will take it off your hands, or a decent sum of gold.
01:55But I knew exactly where to find them, even though they were clouded in mists and daggers.
02:01I found them, I went straight up to them, dusted off the old chat box, and asked them if they would like to partake in a deal.
02:10Well, well, well, well, do I have a deal for you guys here, as part of the Rogues of Chaos.
02:21Here is the deal, I have this parasite that I don't really like anymore, you see he has grown to the point where I need to dispose of him, and this is my offer to you guys.
02:39Let's say I need your services to remove said parasite, will you guys help me annihilate him?
02:47But I don't just want a quick death, I would like him to suffer.
02:53I want to buy your most expensive tier, because I want this done well, and I want this done right.
03:01But this parasite has been annoying me for months, living in my mind about all the gold that I could have had.
03:11So 500,000 gold is yours, if you help me ruin this parasite's life.
03:20Are you in?
03:23Deal or no deal?
03:25With a smoke bomb, the Rogue of Chaos leader shows himself.
03:33We used to be shrouded in mist, this is the first time he makes a public appearance in at least months.
03:40He comes out, aesthetic, hearing the sight of gold, and says,
03:45Well, my friend, you have yourself a deal.
03:50But let's see here, this particular parasite seems very well connected, very influential.
03:59Normally, the Rogues of Chaos don't dabble and meddle in politics.
04:05Too risky.
04:06But, as they always say, money talks in gold walks.
04:13And you, my friend, have a very hefty gold pouch right there, I have to notice.
04:20So I think we can dabble a little bit into politics, right?
04:25Just a little exception.
04:27Right, boys?
04:29He starts hysterically laughing with the gang.
04:32Aw, man, he's so excited to make so much gold.
04:36He's laughing, thinking about all this great cash.
04:40And then he tells me,
04:42You will be hearing from us in the future.
04:45Most likely shortly.
04:46Tell us the location, and we will be there.
04:50And then he throws another smoke bomb and disappears in the shadows.
04:55I started doing research on the tauren gambler after he defeated me in the death rolling competition.
05:01I learned he used my money to buy an entire army to take on the For the Horde achievement by killing all alliance leaders to get that sweet Black War bear mount.
05:15Well, it turns out, I only knew one place where he could hold that many soldiers.
05:21There.
05:22Right on the outpost of a thousand needles, where the Grim Totem tribe lives.
05:28I knew it.
05:29A tauren fitting in with his own traitorous people to fight the alliance scum.
05:34Well, today, I guess I'll be doing the alliance a favor.
05:38I bring the rogues of chaos straight there, and I tell them the story of the gambler's base.
05:46He defeated me in a duel.
05:48Then he bought a huge private army.
05:51He plans to use said army to control and defeat all of the alliance bases and kill and slaughter all their leaders.
06:03Gathering that PvP achievement and that Black War bear mount.
06:10Like all mercenaries, though, they will crumble, they will fall, and they will leave when they see chaos without their leader to guide them through this war.
06:27So, come on.
06:29Crush his soul.
06:31I know he's been planning months, trying to coordinate all this, while his hopes and dreams will die, like when he stole them from me.
06:44And then, when he's weeping almost to the ground dead, tell him Gandriel sends his regards.
06:53You never mess with Gandriel.
06:57Then, without words, without hesitation, the leader of the rogues of chaos got on some random glider machination type thing, glided straight down onto the bridge, and then dissolved in the shadows.
07:15That was the last time I seen him.
07:17I would have to assume that he skillfully maneuvered through each and every one of the hired mercenaries that the gambler hired for.
07:26For protection and conquest.
07:30Skillfully jumping over hoops, jumping through guys, sapping them, distracting them, knocking them out, even killing them along the way.
07:40Who really knows what happened with the gambler and their men.
07:45All I can hope is that he did his job, and he did his job well.
07:50I would assume that now would be the time when he starts sneaking up onto the final boss himself.
07:58The gambler.
08:00Walking in there, dissolving out of the shadows, and then saying the words.
08:07Gandriel sends his regards, saying his words too, to make a name for the rogues of chaos, because as he said before, the gambler is very, very, very well connected.
08:24And this is an advertising opportunity to get his order the most amount of business ever by killing one of the most influential people in World of Warcraft.
08:38He's probably saying how you fell into the wrong crosshairs.
08:42How the big bounty on your head made it so we're actually going to start targeting you.
08:47And now, I've come to retrieve my prize.
08:53My gold.
08:54Probably making some puns about death rolling, because after all, he's a rogue.
09:00And he has his own dice in hand.
09:08Before you know it, he is dead on the ground.
09:12Saying Gandriel sends his regards.
09:15That's when I came in to the village and said my words.
09:20Never mess with a troll who has lost everything, because then he has nothing to lose.
09:27This is why you never mess with Gandriel himself, because I always get my revenge.
09:34I may have never got my gold back, but at least I got what I wanted and I got what I deserved.
09:40Like, comment, subscribe.
09:42I'm King Alex Gilbert.
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