Milton's quiet life in a small Pennsylvania town takes an extraordinary turn when a UFO crash-lands in his backyard, bringing an unexpected extra-terrestrial guest. This charming sci-fi comedy explores the unlikely friendship that blossoms from an out-of-this-world encounter.
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00:01:37we now move to the next part of the meeting which is open public comments
00:01:47council will hear comments but is not expected to respond
00:01:51please remember to limit your comments to one and a half minutes
00:01:56i think that we ought to change our town slogan a great place to call home is confusing because
00:02:06when somebody hears it it can mean that it's a great place to call your home on the telephone
00:02:12i suggest a clearer motto like a great place to refer to as home though it doesn't have to be that
00:02:21we need a crosswalk on trent avenue between frost and allegheny it's a very long distance to walk
00:02:30when you're in the middle and you need to cross and you either need to get to frost or allegheny
00:02:35it encourages jaywalking and jaywalking is an expensive ticket i know because i've gotten
00:02:39three not to mention a great way to get you killed thank you
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00:03:25all right dad i'm ready for you
00:03:49your gas bill your phone bill and your medicare supplement in case you're interested
00:04:07have you heard from tim
00:04:20no
00:04:24it costs a lot to make a long distance call so i understand
00:04:30okay well i have to use the girls room before i go
00:04:38dad
00:04:52i found this in the bathroom cabinet
00:04:56oh
00:04:57any idea why you put it there
00:05:01i must have just gotten confused
00:05:04maybe the kitchen cabinets were full
00:05:08there's plenty of space in them
00:05:10i must have been distracted
00:05:13are you feeling okay dad
00:05:16yeah
00:05:17yeah
00:05:17you think that maybe you should
00:05:20go get a checkup
00:05:21just see how you're doing
00:05:22i don't need a checkup
00:05:23well can't hurt though right
00:05:24i don't need it
00:05:26well i'm late for work
00:05:32but you let me know
00:05:34if there's anything else you need
00:05:35all right
00:05:36all right
00:05:46yeah uh okay well
00:05:48we're gonna take a call now
00:05:49now we swam the area around his neck to check for dna
00:06:03would you care to give us this angle for comparison
00:06:07to check for dna
00:06:37I don't know.
00:07:07Oh, my.
00:07:379-1-1, operator, what is your emergency?
00:07:53There is a spaceship that's crashed in my backyard, and it has crashed my azaleas.
00:07:59A spaceship?
00:08:00Sir, placing prank calls to 9-1-1 emergency services is a felony.
00:08:06It's not a prank.
00:08:08A spaceship has crashed in my backyard and has crashed my azaleas.
00:08:12Sir, please try lying down and go back to sleep.
00:08:16I'm wide awake.
00:08:18Hello?
00:08:20Hello?
00:08:21Hello?
00:08:21Hello?
00:08:34Denise is unavailable.
00:08:36The voicemail is...
00:08:37I have been talking to you.
00:09:07I've been talking to you about pickleball for the past four years, and you haven't done
00:09:12nothing about it.
00:09:14Pickleball is a fantastic sport for those of us whose knees aren't agile enough to get
00:09:20us across the tennis court.
00:09:22Who's filibustering pickleball?
00:09:26Is that you, Wu?
00:09:26The new cold storage facility near the highway is going to give our businesses a marvelous
00:09:35way to store their perishable goods, but it also gives us another thing, a giant wall.
00:09:44I wonder if this council would consider commissioning a muralist to add a little magic to what will
00:09:52already be a valuable building.
00:09:57I think we ought to change our town slogan.
00:10:02A great place to call home is confusing because when somebody hears it, it can mean that it's
00:10:08a great place to call your home on the telephone.
00:10:11I suggest a clearer motto, like a great place to refer to as home, though it doesn't have
00:10:19to be that.
00:10:20We need a crosswalk on Trent Avenue between Frost and Allegheny.
00:10:27That's about this and to replace its heart check by right now.
00:10:30I suggest a resolution saying it's not true.
00:10:32I don't think a lot normally would have.
00:10:34How may it be?
00:10:35Okay.
00:10:35้ฝ Lee Tyler
00:10:37How may it be?
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00:10:45Have a great place to be the rรณลผ
00:10:52and care.
00:10:52How may it be?
00:11:24Denise is unavailable.
00:11:41The voicemail is full.
00:11:43Yeah? Hi, Denise.
00:11:46I called you a few nights ago because the spaceship had crashed in my backyard.
00:11:54Well, now, a spaceman has come out of the ship, and he's lying on my patio.
00:12:04I'm scared.
00:12:08I don't know what to do.
00:12:11Anyway, call me.
00:12:13How are you, Milton?
00:12:30Well, I'll tell you.
00:12:33I've got a real situation.
00:12:35I call this meeting of the Booth City Council to order.
00:12:38Esteemed council members, I am delighted to speak to you tonight about elderly-youth connections.
00:12:46I hope eventually to collaborate with this board on this project, but in the meantime, I am launching a pilot project.
00:12:54I will be placing these posters around town in order to connect with a young person who would like to learn from me, and I from them.
00:13:05I will keep you updated on this exciting project.
00:13:17We should change the town motto to something clearer, because a great place to call home can mean you're calling home.
00:13:25I feel there needs to be a crosswalk on Trent Avenue between Frost and Allegheny.
00:13:33I feel it is too far between Frost and Allegheny, and it encourages people to jaywalk, and they can die.
00:13:42Also, a UFO has crashed in my backyard and has taken out my azaleas and has destroyed my birdbath.
00:13:58Did you just say UFO?
00:14:00Yes.
00:14:01It has crashed in my backyard and taken out my azaleas and destroyed my birdbath.
00:14:07You should not talk like that.
00:14:29When you talk like that, it makes them all take us less seriously.
00:14:32But it's true.
00:14:33A spaceship crashed in my backyard and crashed my azaleas.
00:14:37I'm dead serious.
00:14:38You should not talk like that.
00:14:40It is not good.
00:14:42Why should I not tell anybody?
00:14:47Good night, Joyce.
00:14:49See you next week.
00:14:52Milton, you want a ride?
00:14:55I can walk.
00:14:56I can give you a lift.
00:14:58No problem at all.
00:15:00Is everything okay, Wild?
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:25You're feeling well?
00:15:28Except for this situation with the spaceship.
00:15:34If there's anything I can do, you let me know.
00:15:39I suppose.
00:15:39I suppose.
00:15:46You take care, Milt.
00:15:48You take care, Milt.
00:17:24Oh, my.
00:17:28It's warmer inside. Do you want to come inside?
00:17:47Do you want to come inside because it's warmer in here?
00:17:56I'm not sure what to do.
00:18:11This hasn't happened to me before.
00:18:16Shoot!
00:18:16That was the kettle.
00:18:26Sorry.
00:18:29I saw you finish the water, so maybe you want more?
00:18:33Looks like I was right.
00:18:40I brought you a bunch of different things because I wasn't sure what you need.
00:18:57You're like the apples.
00:19:14That was the last one.
00:19:15Hey, Clarence.
00:19:35I'm Milt.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:38That's a lot of apples.
00:19:39I prefer the alien that's back in my house.
00:19:43You mean an illegal alien?
00:19:45No.
00:19:46Like an alien from outer space.
00:19:48A ship crashed in my backyard a couple nights ago, and an alien came crawling out of it.
00:19:55So far, so far, the only thing he eats is apples.
00:20:06The 1132.
00:20:08The government is searching for pieces of a weather satellite, they say, disintegrated over western Pennsylvania.
00:20:19They ask that anyone who comes across parts of the fallen device not touch it.
00:20:22During the time you were incarcerated, you were also receiving disability.
00:20:26Yes.
00:20:30Here in McCandlin...
00:20:31I'm sorry.
00:20:38I'm just used to living alone.
00:20:46You're walking.
00:20:51That's a good sign.
00:20:53Maybe I'll show you around.
00:20:55This is the bathroom.
00:20:57You got hot water, cold.
00:20:59If the hot doesn't come out right away, just give it a minute.
00:21:03Here's where you do your business.
00:21:05There's things to read, if it takes a while.
00:21:11This is the guest bedroom.
00:21:14If you need to stay the night, this is where you'll sleep.
00:21:17The backyard, you already know, that's where you crashed into my azalea, so we'll have a word about that later.
00:21:29Here's where you're in the kitchen.
00:21:30Here's where I'll leave myself reminders.
00:21:34And this is the living room.
00:21:36I mainly use it to watch TV and use this one to control everything.
00:21:43The only thing you use this one for is to change the volume.
00:21:48If you change anything else, then I have to call Denise over and she gets irritated with me.
00:21:53This channel shows the news that's happening while it was all happening.
00:21:58This channel's the same, but the people are a little angrier.
00:22:02This channel shows CSI three times a day.
00:22:06I like CSI because it always surprises me.
00:22:09You think it's going this way, but suddenly it's going this way instead.
00:22:12Oh, this is my family.
00:22:20She unfortunately has passed away.
00:22:23She lives in town, he lives in California.
00:22:26Moved there about ten years ago for a job.
00:22:28I don't hear from him much.
00:22:30That's okay.
00:22:31Young people are busy.
00:22:33I was busy at his age.
00:22:36Oh, it's seven o'clock.
00:22:38I forgot to tell you about the dance show.
00:22:52Hey, Denise.
00:22:53Hi, Dave.
00:22:54How's the clinic going?
00:22:56Well, so far I've had two neuters and three spays and the day's only half over, so...
00:23:03Uh, your dad was in here earlier.
00:23:07He said some stuff which struck me as a little strange.
00:23:11Uh-huh.
00:23:12Yeah, I don't mean to make a mountain out of it, but he said he was buying apples for an alien that was staying with him.
00:23:19Like an illegal alien?
00:23:21No, like an alien from outer space.
00:23:25Do you think that he was joking?
00:23:29He didn't seem to be joking.
00:23:30And what really prompted me to come up with the Maxwell system, I think, is really effective and at least five-day being...
00:23:38Oh, hi, Denise.
00:23:41Listen.
00:23:42Dad, I don't want to argue.
00:23:45You're 78 years old, and you haven't seen a doctor in three years.
00:23:49Please let me schedule you a checkup, and I'll take you, and they'll check you out, and that'll be that.
00:23:57But I'm fine, Denise.
00:23:58I don't need a doctor.
00:24:00Well, if you're fine, then they'll tell you that you're fine, and that'll be that.
00:24:05And I'm not taking no for an answer.
00:24:09Well, I'd rather say no, but in that case, I guess.
00:24:17Did you get my message?
00:24:20No.
00:24:21Did it say that my mailbox was full?
00:24:23Remember, if my mailbox is full, I'm not going to get the message.
00:24:26Um.
00:24:29All right, you should get that, and I'm late.
00:24:31I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:24:34Oh, okay.
00:24:34Hello?
00:24:43Hi, Milt.
00:24:44It's Sandy.
00:24:45Oh.
00:24:47I found your number in the phone book.
00:24:49I hope you don't mind I'm calling.
00:24:52No.
00:24:53Milton, do you happen to have a printer?
00:24:56A printer?
00:24:58Let me see.
00:25:00Denise set me up with a lot of things when she stopped using them.
00:25:03Yeah, I have a printer.
00:25:06Oh.
00:25:07Mine stopped working long ago.
00:25:09Computers stopped recognizing it.
00:25:11Anyhow, do you think I could use yours?
00:25:15It's for the poster for the program.
00:25:18Don't they have one in the library?
00:25:21I don't think they still have one.
00:25:26If it's a problem.
00:25:29It isn't a problem, I guess.
00:25:30Hey, Milt.
00:25:34Hi, Sandy.
00:25:36Uh.
00:25:37I really wish these machines would warn you before they screw themselves up like that.
00:25:42I'll probably print about 22.
00:25:43On my way through town, I thought of another couple of places.
00:25:46Oh, good Christ.
00:25:47What the fuck is that?
00:25:51You remember the spaceship that crashed in my yard?
00:25:53Lord, this is the little man who came out of it.
00:25:57This is Sandy.
00:25:59She's an acquaintance of mine.
00:26:03Milton, what is this?
00:26:06This is an alien from space, I suppose.
00:26:09How long has he been here?
00:26:14Oh, for a few days.
00:26:17Though for the first couple of days, he was inside the spaceship.
00:26:22And he's just sitting on your couch.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:27He's very friendly.
00:26:28He watches whatever I watch.
00:26:31He's undemanding.
00:26:33Oh, my Lord.
00:26:34I think I need to sit down.
00:26:35Oh, my God, Milton.
00:26:43This is a very big thing.
00:26:46I suppose it is.
00:26:49This is a being from another galaxy.
00:26:56This has never happened before.
00:26:58I guess that's true.
00:27:01And there's a ship.
00:27:05Oh, dear God.
00:27:12Yep.
00:27:13I think it'll be a couple of seasons before they go back.
00:27:20When he arrived, he wasn't doing nearly so well.
00:27:23He was really banged up from the crash landing.
00:27:26But he's been eating apples ever since.
00:27:29And I guess they've helped him.
00:27:31Apples?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:34And you want to keep him here?
00:27:36As long as he wants to.
00:27:38I don't know about that.
00:27:40He may be a threat.
00:27:41We don't know.
00:27:42I really doubt it.
00:27:48Listen, Milton, if you want to keep him here, you've got to stop telling people about him.
00:27:52No more just letting people come over like you did with me.
00:27:55I've seen what people do to these kinds of guys.
00:27:59This has happened to you before?
00:28:01No.
00:28:03From the movies.
00:28:04And the movies are based on something.
00:28:09There's got to be a secret.
00:28:12No more telling anyone.
00:28:13You know.
00:28:15And I know.
00:28:16And I'm not telling anybody.
00:28:33Hmm.
00:28:34Sandy.
00:28:36Sandy.
00:28:37Sandy.
00:28:38Sandy.
00:28:39Sandy.
00:28:40Sandy.
00:28:41Sandy.
00:28:42Sandy.
00:28:43Sandy.
00:28:44Sandy.
00:28:45I'm sure it's safe.
00:28:48As far as I can tell.
00:28:51He's really far from home.
00:28:53Seems like he would be the scared one.
00:28:57I'll see you soon, Milton.
00:29:01And remember.
00:29:04Don't tell anybody.
00:29:07I won't.
00:29:15His eyes were shaped like you see in the movies.
00:29:32It hovered in the sky right above the house.
00:29:35It was round like a cylinder.
00:29:37Had lights all the way around it.
00:29:38And had a dome on top with a bright light shining out.
00:29:47The government now says it was a security satellite and not a weather satellite that crashed somewhere in western Pennsylvania.
00:29:55That was Sandy.
00:29:56I think you'll like her.
00:29:58And call the number below.
00:29:59But she did.
00:30:02She did tell Ezekiel everything she knew about the epitoxic.
00:30:05She wanted to help.
00:30:07You're sure she wanted to help?
00:30:08Or had she simply exhausted her options, Robert?
00:30:10That's right, John.
00:30:12She exhausted her options.
00:30:14Nothing she could do was going to improve such a good child.
00:30:17So why help now?
00:30:18Because you honestly wanted to do good.
00:30:20Robert, I'm sorry, but I'm not buying it for a second.
00:30:22I know she's your daughter.
00:30:24You're damn right she's my daughter.
00:30:25But it can't happen.
00:30:35Shit.
00:30:36Shit.
00:30:53Shit.
00:30:54Shit.
00:30:56Good morning.
00:31:20Repairs have begun.
00:31:22That's good.
00:31:24I hope you can fix it.
00:31:26It must not be easy to be stuck on a different planet.
00:31:33Thank you for the picture.
00:31:35It's very beautiful.
00:31:41I'm going to put some coffee on.
00:31:54We're looking for differences.
00:31:56Could you circle the one that's different, please?
00:32:14I'm going to show you four objects.
00:32:15Do me a favor, Milton, and remember these objects.
00:32:28Now I'm going to show you a new paper with three of the objects.
00:32:32You tell me which one is missing.
00:32:50Jump rope.
00:32:51The word is jump rope.
00:32:53You have that?
00:32:54I'm going to tell you a short story.
00:33:04A young girl went to the store to buy grapes.
00:33:08When she got there, she didn't have enough money.
00:33:12So she bought milk instead.
00:33:14At home, her mother asked what happened.
00:33:18Milton, what was the word I asked you to remember?
00:33:21It must be strange for you, having me here and Milton gone.
00:33:45He'll be back shortly.
00:33:47He just had an appointment he had to go to.
00:33:55Do you understand me?
00:33:58With those eyes, it seems like you do.
00:34:01Well, since you can't talk, I guess I will.
00:34:17I have a daughter.
00:34:22We got along pretty well, but I don't get to see her much.
00:34:26She lives out on the West Coast.
00:34:28I have pictures.
00:34:38Monica, that's her partner, Lisa.
00:34:42That's my grandson, Philip.
00:34:46She and she are together.
00:34:50You know, together, together.
00:34:52I don't know if you have that on your planet, where two people of the same sex end up loving each other, but it's been happening here a lot over the last few years.
00:35:05I let her know, from the start, that it didn't make any difference to me.
00:35:13And, uh, wouldn't you know, they spend all their time sucking up to her mother instead of coming out here to see me.
00:35:23I haven't seen them in person in three years.
00:35:34I swear to God, I don't normally talk this much.
00:35:45Milton, do you find yourself having trouble recollecting information about yourself that you've known all your life?
00:35:52Your birthday, your middle name.
00:35:54Do you leave objects in places where they normally don't go and not realize until later?
00:35:58No.
00:35:59No.
00:36:02Dad.
00:36:03I don't.
00:36:05He left a can of green beans in the bathroom cabinet.
00:36:09That was just once.
00:36:10I was probably just confused.
00:36:14I found a newspaper in the freezer.
00:36:19That also was just once.
00:36:22But, Dad, that's not the point.
00:36:24The point is that together, they're kind of happening often.
00:36:26Milton, he, uh, he told the cashier at Corrado's that there was an alien living in his house.
00:36:37Milton, do you remember saying that?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41Do you remember why you said that?
00:36:44It was a joke.
00:36:47I don't think it was a joke when you said it.
00:36:48I think that he meant it.
00:36:50I think that he thought that there was an alien living in his house.
00:36:52Milton, this is a sensitive subject to bring up.
00:36:58But at your age, and with these deficits in your thinking, it may be time to consider options for assisted living.
00:37:06Such as an in-home caregiver or moving to an assisted living facility.
00:37:10Nope.
00:37:11Dad, just try to listen to what she has to say.
00:37:13No, I'm sorry.
00:37:14I need to go.
00:37:15I gotta...
00:37:15I gotta...
00:37:16Anderson Cooper's on.
00:37:18Dad.
00:37:20Wait.
00:37:21You set me up.
00:37:22God damn it.
00:37:23You set me up.
00:37:24I did it because I'm worried about you.
00:37:27You brought me here.
00:37:28Had her spring that test on me without even giving me a chance to study.
00:37:32I'm trying to help.
00:37:33I don't need your help.
00:37:34What?
00:37:35Hey, Bill.
00:37:54I'm just reading him a book I found in Monica's baby things.
00:37:58Bill, is everything okay?
00:38:02I'm fine.
00:38:03Are you sure you're fine?
00:38:05All right.
00:38:08I'll talk to you later.
00:38:10He's had lunch.
00:38:11He's had lunch.
00:38:35Denise thinks I'm losing it.
00:38:51She wants to put me in a home.
00:38:53I think I called her too many times to fix the TV system.
00:39:00I don't talk to my son.
00:39:13He doesn't like me very much.
00:39:15I understand it.
00:39:17I wasn't good at being a dad.
00:39:22So I stopped.
00:39:24No sense.
00:39:25You've been going at something you're not good at.
00:39:27Hi, this is Tim.
00:39:41I am unavailable at the moment.
00:39:45Hi, this is Tim. I am unavailable at the moment. Please leave a message.
00:39:53Hey, Tim. It's Dad.
00:39:58Hope things are good there.
00:40:02Fall's starting to show up here.
00:40:08Denise's clinic has moved.
00:40:11Next to that new car wash out on Lincoln.
00:40:13Was that here when you were here?
00:40:18I don't know.
00:40:22We'll see how she deals with the noise.
00:40:26Maybe the dogs will get riled up.
00:40:35I know I wasn't there for you in ways I should have been.
00:40:39You deserve better.
00:40:43But enough's enough, don't you think?
00:40:52Looks like I got your machine.
00:40:54All right. Arms in the air.
00:41:14May I?
00:41:15You can put your arms down now.
00:41:27It's from back in the day when she could not shut up about it.
00:41:41I thought she was a lesbian.
00:41:43She is.
00:41:45It's some sort of joke.
00:41:47Well, at least he's not naked anymore.
00:41:55I'm not sure myself that he was.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:02I also thought it might be nice if we gave him a name.
00:42:07Do you think that's necessary?
00:42:09He's just here.
00:42:10I don't see the need to call him anything.
00:42:12Well, for instance, when we talk about him.
00:42:17What do you suggest?
00:42:19Well, I had an idea.
00:42:21And it just feels right.
00:42:24You think we can call him Jules?
00:42:27Good as anything else.
00:42:29But I'm not going to call him anything.
00:42:31If he's just here, then I don't need to call him anything.
00:42:34The government continues to ask the public for help
00:42:43in its search for parts of a satellite they say
00:42:46fell out of the sky near the Pennsylvania-Ohio border recently.
00:42:50They are offering a reward of $10,000
00:42:52to anyone with information about the crashed apparatus.
00:42:55Where is it?
00:43:23It's Jules.
00:43:24What do we do?
00:43:25Take Jules upstairs.
00:43:40Joyce, how are you?
00:43:43Milton and I were just having a little dinner.
00:43:46Would you like to join?
00:43:48I've seen the alien.
00:43:49Oh, my goodness, it's a goddamn extraterrestrial.
00:43:57I had a feeling you weren't lying.
00:44:00I knew you were slipping, but not that fast.
00:44:02Why were you spying on us?
00:44:04I thought it was odd, the two of you hanging out together.
00:44:06You shouldn't have spied on us.
00:44:10His eyes are so understanding.
00:44:12May I touch you?
00:44:17What?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:18She shouldn't know.
00:44:19This is a secret.
00:44:20She shouldn't know.
00:44:21Guys, calm down.
00:44:21Just everybody calm down.
00:44:22You're scaring Jules.
00:44:23Jules?
00:44:25He's no Jules.
00:44:26He's more of a...
00:44:27Gary or...
00:44:28...or Naomi.
00:44:30His name is Jules.
00:44:32And listen, Milton, she's in on it now, okay?
00:44:34So we gotta trust her.
00:44:35There's nothing else we can't do.
00:44:36You could kill her.
00:44:37Kill me?
00:44:38You can't kill me.
00:44:39I'll kill you.
00:44:40That's what I'll do.
00:44:41Guys, stop it.
00:44:44How do you know he's not dangerous?
00:44:46We just know.
00:44:48Okay, okay.
00:44:48I'm not gonna tell anyone.
00:44:51No more keeping secrets from me.
00:44:53I'm in on this.
00:44:54Like Sandy says.
00:44:56We should have killed her.
00:44:56Oh, gosh.
00:45:05What's that?
00:45:06It's just pictures.
00:45:09He hands them to me all the time.
00:45:12Maybe he's trying to tell you something.
00:45:14He's not trying to tell me something.
00:45:17This isn't gonna be fun with her.
00:45:19Joyce, Jules has come to me.
00:45:23Quite a bit to us.
00:45:25And he's gotta be a secret.
00:45:27You've seen the movies, too.
00:45:28You know what happens to these guys
00:45:30when they fall to earth.
00:45:36I've tried getting him back into the house,
00:45:46but he spends all day looking at that spaceship
00:45:47in the backyard.
00:45:49First thing in the morning,
00:45:50he's out there looking at that spaceship.
00:45:51Yes?
00:45:53We're from the Department of National Security.
00:46:14Do you mind if we have a look at the premises?
00:46:15Hey, Joyce.
00:46:20Gary here.
00:46:21You mean the alien?
00:46:22Yeah.
00:46:22Where else would he be?
00:46:24Come to spend some time with him.
00:46:25Hey, Gary.
00:46:48Joyce, I met you the other day.
00:46:51Um, I brought you a new shirt.
00:46:57The one you're wearing is hardly appropriate.
00:47:08Hello?
00:47:09Hi.
00:47:10I saw your poster at the library
00:47:11about the senior mentoring program.
00:47:14Yes?
00:47:15Well, I'm not super young,
00:47:17but, um, I wouldn't mind a chat like that.
00:47:20Oh, fantastic.
00:47:24And, uh, to whom am I speaking?
00:47:29Putin's fine.
00:47:31But it's not like the big city.
00:47:34You might not know it looking at me the way I am now,
00:47:37but I was an item.
00:47:40Boy, in the big city,
00:47:42you can find all the pleasure and danger you're looking for.
00:47:46You just have to exercise self-control.
00:47:48Otherwise, the city will eat you alive.
00:47:52I was lucky.
00:47:54I had my problems, I mean, my moments,
00:47:57but, uh...
00:47:58At least I got out in one piece.
00:48:03No more Pittsburgh for me.
00:48:10Danny?
00:48:10Yeah?
00:48:10Come on in.
00:48:17Would you like some tea?
00:48:18Sure.
00:48:19Great.
00:48:20Say, how old are you, Danny?
00:48:2227.
00:48:23I'm 72.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:25Some people, they get real sensitive about their age,
00:48:30do everything they can to look younger, but...
00:48:33That's one thing I wanted to tell you, Danny.
00:48:36Aging is natural.
00:48:40Physical beauty is here for a moment,
00:48:42and then it is gone.
00:48:44I really blossomed in the big city.
00:48:49Came into my own.
00:48:51Joyce, I think he wants to fix his spaceship.
00:48:54I had my share of lovers.
00:48:57Never really settled down with one.
00:49:00For a while, I...
00:49:02I sang.
00:49:05Can you believe it?
00:49:06I was a singer.
00:49:09You bet I can sing.
00:49:10And I've still got it, too.
00:49:15Does this thing have Bluetooth?
00:49:17Do you mind if I use a bathroom?
00:49:20Of course.
00:49:22Top of the stairs and on your left.
00:49:23Up there?
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:33If I leave here tomorrow
00:49:38Would you still remember me?
00:49:51I must be traveling on now
00:49:56What are you doing?
00:50:03Taking some of your jewelry.
00:50:04You don't have to do that.
00:50:07Why don't you come back downstairs
00:50:08and we'll talk some more about life.
00:50:12I think I'd rather just take some of your jewelry.
00:50:15I'm gonna call the police.
00:50:17But if I stay here with you, boy
00:50:31Things just couldn't be the same
00:50:38Cause I'm as free as a bird now
00:50:48And this bird you cannot change
00:50:56And this bird you cannot change
00:51:05Lord, help me
00:51:10I can't change
00:51:14You're saying his head just
00:51:27Exploded
00:51:28That's right
00:51:31Out of nowhere?
00:51:33Out of nowhere
00:51:34Heads don't tend to just
00:51:42Explode like that
00:51:45Are you suggesting
00:51:48I made a man's head
00:51:49Explode off his shoulders?
00:51:52And how exactly
00:51:53Would I do that?
00:51:54You tell us
00:51:55How would something
00:51:57That extraordinary
00:51:58Happen in your house?
00:51:59Oh, it's Sammy
00:52:28Where is he?
00:52:31In the back
00:52:32We're going to ship
00:52:32In the back
00:52:48What?
00:52:48I knew he had powers
00:53:10These guys usually have powers
00:53:12Does this mean he's dangerous?
00:53:15Well, only when someone's being dangerous towards us
00:53:18Right, only when someone's being dangerous towards us
00:53:22That's true
00:53:23I mean, he saved me
00:53:25Can you imagine what would have happened if he didn't get involved?
00:53:30I wouldn't be here
00:53:31Well, is it possible he could do it to someone who wasn't bad?
00:53:37Well, he hasn't done it yet
00:53:39I don't see why we should prejudice him with our fearful thoughts
00:53:43All right, just ask him
00:53:44As far as I'm concerned, Jules is on our side
00:53:47And we ought to be on his
00:53:49I agree
00:53:50I agree, too
00:53:51I agree, too
00:53:54I agree, too
00:53:55We are OK
00:53:58What would you do
00:54:00Because, when they are facing the event tell them to appear
00:55:05I do not.
00:55:06Forensis has no explanation?
00:55:08Not a one.
00:55:10Maybe Sandy's protecting someone.
00:55:12She has a big heart.
00:55:13Let's put a tail on her and see if she gets up to anything unusual.
00:55:16Yes, sir.
00:55:17Dad.
00:55:18Dad.
00:55:19Oh, Dad, come on.
00:55:20Come on.
00:55:21Just a minute.
00:55:22Since when have you been hanging out with Sandy?
00:55:23Okay, just...
00:55:24Okay, wait.
00:55:25I am sorry for surprising you the other day.
00:55:29I'm worried.
00:55:30Okay, what you have said has not been normal and I know that you value your independence,
00:55:31but there comes a time.
00:55:32Denise, I swear to you I'm okay.
00:55:33How can you say that when you're buying apples for an alien?
00:55:34The apples aren't for an alien.
00:55:35They're for me.
00:55:36Twenty of them?
00:55:37Can't talk right now.
00:55:38Good to see you.
00:55:39Try not to worry.
00:55:40Well, that's impossible.
00:55:41Dad.
00:55:42Dad.
00:55:43Dad.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:45I'm sorry.
00:55:46I'm worried.
00:55:47Okay, what you have said has not been normal and I know that you value your independence,
00:55:48but there comes a time.
00:55:49Denise, I swear to you I'm okay.
00:55:50How can you say that when you're buying apples for an alien?
00:55:53The apples aren't for an alien.
00:55:54They're for me.
00:55:55Twenty of them?
00:55:56Can't talk right now.
00:55:57Good to see you.
00:56:02Try not to worry.
00:56:03Well, that's impossible.
00:56:04Dad!
00:56:23So I said to the doctor, I think this medicine is giving me sexual feelings.
00:56:29What did he say?
00:56:31He went and researched it and he said, you're darn right.
00:56:35It's one of the side effects.
00:56:37It's a rare one, but it's one of them.
00:56:41He switched me to another medication.
00:56:44Do you have any of the old pills left?
00:56:47No!
00:56:49No!
00:56:50Do you guys smell that?
00:56:59What?
00:57:00It's kind of a rotting smell.
00:57:03I didn't want to say anything because I thought that's the way your house usually smelled.
00:57:07Oh, my.
00:57:08It's a cat.
00:57:09He killed a cat and rotted here.
00:57:10That's a tire mark.
00:57:11Unless he stole a car.
00:57:12He didn't kill this animal.
00:57:13He...
00:57:14He found it.
00:57:15He needs cats.
00:57:16I told you he was sending us a message.
00:57:17You guys should listen to me more often.
00:57:19Let me see that.
00:57:20That's a spaceship.
00:57:21I think he needs six more cats...
00:57:22And not one unit.
00:57:24Never had that.
00:57:25Oh, my God.
00:57:26That's what?
00:57:27That's a spaceship.
00:57:28he needs cats
00:57:31I told you he was sending us a message
00:57:35you guys should listen to me more often
00:57:37let me see that
00:57:42that's his spaceship
00:57:45I think he needs
00:57:49six more cats
00:57:51to get his ship working
00:57:53before he needed seven
00:57:55but with that one
00:57:57he needs six more
00:57:58I'm telling you I get this guy
00:58:01I get this guy more than you
00:58:02I think she might be right
00:58:05seven cats
00:58:06what makes a ship run as seven cats
00:58:10what
00:58:10the only thing he eats is apples
00:58:13you gotta kind of take him on his own terms
00:58:16you know
00:58:17so what are we supposed to do
00:58:19kill six cats
00:58:21green turtle veterinary clinic
00:58:24how can I help you
00:58:25is Dr. Robinson there
00:58:27this is her father
00:58:28just one moment
00:58:29hey dad
00:58:33what's up
00:58:34oh not much
00:58:35how are you doing
00:58:37I'm fine
00:58:39what happens to the cats
00:58:43that die in your office
00:58:44what
00:58:46what happens to the cats
00:58:48that die in your office
00:58:49why are you asking me that
00:58:53oh
00:58:54just trying to make conversation
00:58:56dad
00:58:57what is going on
00:58:59nothing
00:59:00then why are you asking me that
00:59:03do they
00:59:04do they incinerate them
00:59:06or do they just throw them
00:59:07in the dumpster
00:59:08out back
00:59:08well I'm not saying
00:59:10another word
00:59:10until you tell me
00:59:11why you're asking
00:59:12do you even know
00:59:14why you're asking
00:59:14and you wonder
00:59:16why I'm worried
00:59:16you know what
00:59:16forget it
00:59:18forget it
00:59:19how am I supposed
00:59:20to forget it
00:59:21I was just curious
00:59:22that was it
00:59:23you don't even
00:59:24have a cat
00:59:25I gotta go
00:59:26love you
00:59:27she didn't give me
00:59:31a straight answer
00:59:57slow down
00:59:58raccoon
01:00:04awesome
01:00:18car is going
01:00:20extremely slow
01:00:21out on 22
01:00:22makes following them
01:00:24undetected
01:00:24almost impossible
01:00:25any idea
01:00:27what they're doing
01:00:27seems like
01:00:29they're looking
01:00:29for something
01:00:30sandy
01:00:37how'd it start
01:00:40what
01:00:41thorough
01:00:44how'd it start
01:00:46wow
01:00:50you were generally
01:00:53forgetful
01:00:53at first
01:00:54not as
01:00:58quick
01:01:00as he used
01:01:03to be
01:01:03he
01:01:06started
01:01:07leaving things
01:01:09in weird
01:01:10places
01:01:11I found
01:01:14the silverware
01:01:15in the bedroom
01:01:15one time
01:01:19he
01:01:19he pooped
01:01:21in the bidet
01:01:22he was very embarrassed
01:01:27about that
01:01:28what?
01:01:32did the doctor
01:01:35say something
01:01:35that worried you?
01:01:40do you forget
01:01:42things
01:01:42sometimes?
01:01:43Milton?
01:01:48Milton?
01:01:52I don't mean to
01:01:53I don't want to worry you
01:02:00Milton
01:02:02it was
01:02:03years
01:02:04before it got bad
01:02:06don't go down
01:02:08that rabbit hole
01:02:09you gotta enjoy
01:02:11life
01:02:12not worry
01:02:14it away
01:02:14stop
01:02:15oh right
01:02:16I won't say
01:02:17another thing
01:02:17no no no
01:02:18I mean
01:02:19stop
01:02:19what the fuck?
01:02:46how many did you get
01:02:58we got two
01:02:59well one and three quarters
01:03:02not easy
01:03:03what's out there
01:03:03is mostly possums
01:03:04we need
01:03:07four more
01:03:09well three and a
01:03:11four and
01:03:13oh
01:03:15I was never good
01:03:16at fractions
01:03:17I'll find them
01:03:18how will you find them?
01:03:21I don't care
01:03:22if I have to scour
01:03:24the streets
01:03:24of this town
01:03:25I'll find them
01:03:26how are you?
01:03:28I'm good
01:03:29what's up?
01:03:30it's about dad
01:03:31he's
01:03:32not
01:03:33doing well
01:03:34he's acting strange
01:03:35lately
01:03:35well he's been
01:03:36acting strange
01:03:37for years
01:03:38he told the
01:03:39checkout guy
01:03:40at Corrado's
01:03:41that he was
01:03:41buying apples
01:03:42for an alien
01:03:43living in his house
01:03:44well
01:03:45was it
01:03:46an illegal alien?
01:03:48no it was
01:03:48an alien
01:03:49from outer space
01:03:50he was very
01:03:51clear on that
01:03:52I got three
01:03:59well
01:04:00three and a
01:04:01third really
01:04:02and that
01:04:03more
01:04:04than makes
01:04:05up for
01:04:06the missing
01:04:06quarter
01:04:07I've always
01:04:12been very
01:04:12decent with
01:04:13fractions
01:04:14we still
01:04:17need one
01:04:18more
01:04:18they look like agents
01:04:39like government
01:04:41agents
01:04:42like the ones
01:04:43in the movies
01:04:43I'll take
01:04:44I'll take
01:04:44Jules
01:04:45upstairs
01:04:45where is he?
01:04:50in the movies
01:04:51and
01:04:51in the movies
01:04:52and
01:04:53they'll get
01:04:54back to
01:04:54the movies
01:04:55and
01:04:55they're
01:04:55going to be
01:04:56in the movies
01:04:56and
01:04:57the movies
01:04:57and
01:04:58the movies
01:04:59and
01:04:59they're going to be
01:04:59as much as they're
01:05:00Unit four, turn to operations.
01:05:03Come on, let's go.
01:05:25Okay, we've got to act quickly,
01:05:28because any moment we waste
01:05:30is a moment they can discover him.
01:05:32We can both go out driving.
01:05:34That'll take too long.
01:05:35And besides, I've looked everywhere.
01:05:37Well, short of killing a cat,
01:05:38I don't know how we're gonna do it.
01:05:40Well, what about yours?
01:05:44Henry?
01:05:46What the hell are you talking about?
01:05:47You said he doesn't hear, he doesn't see, he can't walk.
01:05:51He's pretty much dead.
01:05:53Well, he's not dead.
01:05:58He's like my child.
01:06:03You can go fuck yourself.
01:06:07You can keep yourself.
01:06:37I'm sorry about what Milton said he spoke out of turn Henry's been there
01:06:46every time I've come home no one else has of course it's may just be pets but
01:06:55they're part of the family I watched him get worse and I just didn't do anything
01:07:04about it I was too afraid of what it would be like without him he's all I have
01:07:19do you know it's been a year since he was able to walk up to me on his own
01:07:26Milton's right
01:07:29he's not all I have
01:07:33he's all I had
01:07:36all right go ahead
01:07:49let's do this
01:07:51explode his head
01:07:54wait
01:07:55better to cut down on the mess
01:08:01goodbye sweet pea
01:08:07what do you mean
01:08:32I'm happy
01:10:35Go back to 870 Elmore.
01:10:52Go back.
01:10:53Yes.
01:10:53Go back to 870 Elmore.
01:10:58Go back to 870 Elmore.
01:11:03Go back to 870 Elmore.
01:11:08Go back to 870 Elmore.
01:11:09Go back to 870 Elmore.
01:11:13Congratulations, Jules.
01:11:14I'm so happy for you.
01:11:20I'm so happy for you.
01:11:21I brought you something.
01:11:25Congratulations, Jules.
01:11:26I'm so happy for you.
01:11:30I brought you something.
01:11:37It's a snow globe of the city.
01:11:39It's a typical gift that you get when you're in some place new.
01:11:43It kind of means a lot to me.
01:11:44It reminds me of my time in the city.
01:11:50I want you to have it.
01:11:52I brought you something too.
01:11:53I brought you something too.
01:11:57I don't know if it gets cold where you're from, but maybe you can get some use out of it.
01:12:05Not now.
01:12:08Later.
01:12:10I didn't know we were giving gifts.
01:12:15So you don't forget what I look like.
01:12:20What was that?
01:12:21Did he just do something that he was doing?
01:12:23I didn't know we were giving gifts.
01:12:28So you don't forget what I look like.
01:12:33What was that?
01:12:34Did he just do something?
01:12:43I think he's inviting us.
01:13:02I'll go.
01:13:04I'd like to go with you.
01:13:14Milton, can't you cut Denise?
01:13:17I'm ready to go.
01:13:19Joseph's been nice company to me here and I prefer not to have Denise see me get worse and worse every year.
01:13:32Hello?
01:13:45Dad?
01:13:46I'm not calling about the aliens.
01:13:49I'm not calling about any of that.
01:13:51It's time for your haircuts.
01:13:52I could come by Saturday and we could have lunch and I could take care of it.
01:14:04We've been fighting.
01:14:05We've been fighting and I just want to hang out.
01:14:09We'd be around Saturday.
01:14:13Don't you work Saturdays?
01:14:15I'll get Heather to cover for me.
01:14:16I'll get Heather to cover for me.
01:14:17Leave you around?
01:14:18Dad?
01:14:23I've seen you shut down before.
01:14:28I don't want that to happen to us.
01:14:32I'll have to check my schedule.
01:14:37Is everything okay?
01:14:42Yes, it is.
01:14:43All right.
01:14:44I'll wait to hear.
01:14:45I love you, Dad.
01:14:46You too.
01:14:47Bye.
01:14:48Bye.
01:14:49Bye.
01:14:50Bye.
01:14:51Bye.
01:14:52Bye.
01:14:53Bye.
01:14:54Bye.
01:14:55Bye.
01:14:56Bye.
01:14:57Bye.
01:14:59Bye.
01:15:00Bye.
01:15:01Bye.
01:15:02Bye.
01:15:03Bye.
01:15:04Bye.
01:15:05Bye.
01:15:06Bye.
01:15:07Bye.
01:15:08Bye.
01:15:09Bye.
01:15:10Bye.
01:15:11Bye.
01:15:12Bye.
01:15:13Bye.
01:15:14Bye.
01:15:15Bye.
01:15:16Bye.
01:15:17Bye.
01:15:18Bye.
01:15:19Bye.
01:15:20Bye.
01:15:21Bye.
01:15:22Bye.
01:15:23Bye.
01:15:24Bye.
01:15:25Bye.
01:15:26Bye.
01:15:27Bye.
01:15:28Bye.
01:15:29Bye.
01:15:30Bye.
01:15:31Bye.
01:15:32Bye.
01:15:33Bye.
01:15:34Bye.
01:15:35Bye.
01:15:36Bye.
01:15:37Bye.
01:15:38Bye.
01:15:39Bye.
01:15:40Bye.
01:15:41Well, well, that was amazing.
01:16:05Are we on his planet already?
01:16:08That didn't feel like very long.
01:16:11Felt like just a few seconds.
01:16:13I've got four bars and a text message.
01:16:18I think we're still on Earth.
01:16:21I think he just stopped to drop us off.
01:16:26I think we're still on Earth.
01:16:34Well, Jules, I guess it's time for your intergalactic journey.
01:16:41If they didn't need me to keep this town on the rails, I'd come with you.
01:16:47I'm so thankful for your invitation to join you.
01:17:01Milton?
01:17:10I'm so thankful for your invitation to join you.
01:17:13And I know I would have enjoyed very much journeying with you through the heavens and seeing your home.
01:17:20But I've lived on this planet all my life.
01:17:27It's my home.
01:17:31It doesn't stop being that just because I'm getting ready to leave it.
01:17:37What's coming probably won't be fun.
01:17:39But I ought to do it here.
01:17:57I'll be okay.
01:17:58Okay.
01:17:58I'll be okay.
01:18:28I'll be okay.
01:18:58I'll be okay.
01:19:28Do you think he remembers us?
01:19:48Who?
01:19:51Gary.
01:19:53Of course he remembers us.
01:19:55Don't you think he's been to other planets?
01:19:57Don't you think he's met other life forms?
01:20:01He remembers us.
01:20:04I am sure.
01:20:10Do you think Gary remembers us, Milton?
01:20:13Gary, who's Gary?
01:20:15Jules.
01:20:27He remembers us, David?
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