In 'His and Hers (2024)', married lawyers Dana and Mark find their own relationship tested as they represent reality stars in a bitter divorce. This compelling drama explores the complexities of marriage and the challenges of professional and personal lives intertwining. Discover if their love can withstand the pressures of their clients' inability to compromise.
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00:00:00This program is rated G and considered acceptable for all ages.
00:00:30Let's get started.
00:00:54Alright, so, are you ready to get started?
00:00:58I am honored to work with you on this merger.
00:01:00I always say a merger is like a marriage.
00:01:03It is my honor to be able to support you through your divorce.
00:01:06So, if a merger is a marriage, then my first question before reviewing assets and balance sheets and quarterly reports is...
00:01:13Before we go over you and your wife's history, assets and shared properties...
00:01:18Are you sure you want to get married?
00:01:20Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:01:23Alright guys, no photos.
00:01:26Yo, come on, seriously.
00:01:28Come on, no photos, no photos.
00:01:29Okay, fine.
00:01:31Did you want to...
00:01:33Where's your better half?
00:01:35I am my better half.
00:01:37Yeah.
00:01:38Hey babe.
00:01:39Hey babe.
00:01:40Hey babe.
00:01:41Sorry, I'm late.
00:01:42You look beautiful.
00:01:43Oh, smooth.
00:01:44What kind of lotion do you use?
00:01:46Yeah, let me set your eyes up.
00:01:47No photos, please.
00:01:48No photos.
00:01:49No photos.
00:01:50Oh God.
00:01:51Oh God.
00:01:52Mrs. Noble.
00:01:53Always a pleasure.
00:01:54Are you meeting Brit?
00:01:55Yes, but I am surprising him.
00:01:56I'll show myself to the table.
00:01:57Oh God.
00:01:58Oh God.
00:01:59Oh God.
00:02:00Oh God.
00:02:01Oh God.
00:02:02Oh God.
00:02:03Oh God.
00:02:04Oh God.
00:02:05Oh God.
00:02:06Oh God.
00:02:07Oh God.
00:02:08Oh God.
00:02:09Oh God.
00:02:10Oh God.
00:02:11Oh God.
00:02:12Oh God.
00:02:13Oh God.
00:02:14Oh God.
00:02:15Oh God.
00:02:16Oh God.
00:02:17Yes.
00:02:23Tabby.
00:02:26Oh.
00:02:27Take those.
00:02:30Chevakasotas.
00:02:31Top shelf, Of course.
00:02:33Let's see your hair together, huh?
00:02:35Should've known.
00:02:39Gwen.
00:02:40You weren't just my assistant, you were my best friend.
00:02:42Babe.
00:02:43Well, consider yourself fired from both positions.
00:02:45Wait, we were just having a drink at all.
00:02:46Wait, we were just having a drink.
00:02:47And Brett.
00:02:48It's not what it looks like.
00:02:48My first kiss.
00:02:50My first love.
00:02:51And now, I guess my first husband.
00:02:54Baby, what the?
00:02:55My hair!
00:02:56I want a divorce.
00:02:58Babe.
00:03:01Tabby, wait!
00:03:04Tabby!
00:03:10Tabby!
00:03:15Tabby!
00:03:16Tabby, wait!
00:03:26Dana.
00:03:31No peeking.
00:03:34No.
00:03:35No.
00:03:36Happy anniversary.
00:03:40Happy anniversary.
00:03:42Please, enter the chambers.
00:03:44All right.
00:03:48So what's on the docket?
00:03:49Claims against the defendant?
00:03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:51I thought I was the defendant.
00:03:52No, we're both the defendants.
00:03:53Okay.
00:03:54Go ahead.
00:03:54What do you have?
00:03:55All right.
00:03:55What I got is, for the period of our seventh year of marriage, I bring forward the notice
00:04:00of things piled on chairs.
00:04:02Oh, things piled on chairs.
00:04:05Yes, things piled on chairs.
00:04:06Love, every time I want to sit in a chair, I've got to take your stuff off of it.
00:04:09Shoes, jacket, hats, purse.
00:04:13Chairs are meant to be sat in.
00:04:14I would like to sit in a chair.
00:04:16All right, fine.
00:04:17Assumed.
00:04:18All right, let me have it.
00:04:20What does the respondent say?
00:04:21No cell phones at the table.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24We shouldn't have our phones at the table.
00:04:25I mean, phones should be left elsewhere.
00:04:27But not on chairs?
00:04:28Never.
00:04:29As dictated by issue A.
00:04:30Okay, assumed.
00:04:31Oh, hey, guys.
00:04:32Lucas, PJ?
00:04:33Are you two working?
00:04:35I thought it was your anniversary.
00:04:37It's our prolonged anniversary.
00:04:38Yeah, we celebrate one day for each year.
00:04:41Seven years married.
00:04:42Seven years, huh?
00:04:43Better watch out for that seven-year-age.
00:04:45Oh, don't worry, Lucas.
00:04:46So we're not a cheat.
00:04:47You know, the seven-year age was actually debunked.
00:04:49Yeah, recent data shows that divorce peaks at 10 to 13 years of marriage.
00:04:53Oh, well, so we've got a few more years left.
00:04:54Yeah, we're good for like three years.
00:04:56So you two are working?
00:04:57In a way.
00:04:58Yeah, on our anniversary, we like to sit down and go over our relationship grievances and gratitudes and talk them through.
00:05:04I'm a lifelong bachelor, so you're the experts here.
00:05:07And enjoy the champagne.
00:05:10Well, you two have a wonderful anniversary.
00:05:12Thank you, Lucas.
00:05:13Thank you so much.
00:05:14Thank you, TJ.
00:05:14Very kind.
00:05:14That was nice.
00:05:16That was so sweet.
00:05:17Okay, so, time for presents?
00:05:20Presents.
00:05:21Now, traditionally, the seven-year gift is wool.
00:05:26Oh.
00:05:26Hope you like it.
00:05:27Yes.
00:05:29Oh, merino wool socks.
00:05:31Well, I figured, you know, you could warm your feet up before you press them up against me in bed.
00:05:34Oh, so this is really a gift to yourself.
00:05:35Sort of, yeah.
00:05:37I love them.
00:05:37I'll treasure them.
00:05:38Oh, good.
00:05:39Okay, well, before the seven-year gift was modernized to wool.
00:05:42Traditionally, it was copper.
00:05:45You didn't.
00:05:46Ta-da!
00:05:46Oh, babe.
00:05:48I always wanted a copper pot to make you popcorn, and this is amazing.
00:05:51Look at this.
00:05:52Oh, thank you, honey.
00:05:53Of course.
00:05:54I love you so much.
00:05:57This has been the best seven years ever, you know what?
00:05:59And hopefully the best is yet to come.
00:06:03You know, speaking of the best to come,
00:06:07I wanted to have a little chat with you.
00:06:14I thought no cell phones at the table.
00:06:17I'm so sorry.
00:06:17It's just, okay, Uncle Paul booked me in with a new client at 8 a.m.
00:06:25Oh, excellent.
00:06:26I just got booked for 815.
00:06:28Yeah?
00:06:28Give me that.
00:06:29Yeah, let's get rid of those.
00:06:30Oh, it's gone.
00:06:32That is absolutely perfect, babe.
00:06:34So, two forever together.
00:06:42Sustained.
00:06:47Morning, Ken.
00:06:57Morning.
00:06:58So, confusingly, your 8 a.m. is with a reality star wanting a divorce.
00:07:03Oh, that is weird.
00:07:04Um, well, I can refer to the best family lawyers.
00:07:06You're the best family lawyer.
00:07:09Uncle Paul.
00:07:10And that reality star is Tabby Noble.
00:07:13She's on the board of Jackie's Legacy Fund,
00:07:15and she is bankrolling our fundraiser gala next month.
00:07:18Oh, so you want to keep her happy.
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22But also, I know how complicated and public a divorce like hers will be,
00:07:26and I want to help protect her if possible.
00:07:29With you as Tabby's lawyer, this can be quick, easy, a painless mediation.
00:07:33Those are famous last words.
00:07:36All right.
00:07:38Of course.
00:07:39Of course.
00:07:45Hi.
00:07:46Oh, I love your shoes.
00:07:47Manila?
00:07:48Oh.
00:07:49Uh, no.
00:07:50Nordstrom Rack.
00:07:50But thank you.
00:07:52Can we get you something to drink?
00:07:54Oh.
00:07:54Yeah, maybe, like, a green juice and some nori chips on the side?
00:07:58And do you have an LED face mask I could wear while we chat?
00:08:01I find it super soothing.
00:08:03Please give Mrs. Noble a water.
00:08:05Thanks.
00:08:06Tabby, I know this must be a very, very hard time, and I'm sorry.
00:08:12My heart truly goes out to you.
00:08:14I also wanted to thank you for supporting Jackie's Legacy Fund.
00:08:18She was actually, um, a lawyer as well.
00:08:21Family law, coincidentally.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:23But here at the firm, we focus on mostly contract law and mergers and acquisitions.
00:08:28But you clerked for Judge Westdale for three years, right?
00:08:32And you worked at Miller & Talbot, family law, where you were considered the best.
00:08:35Oh, you've done your homework.
00:08:37I'm not clueless.
00:08:38I just pretended to be on TV for 15 years.
00:08:40And do you know who, um, my husband, um, ex-husband and I are?
00:08:46I don't actually watch much reality TV.
00:08:50Oh.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:52Well, we were on, um, Noble Living, which is one of the biggest reality shows ever.
00:08:57And then, uh, we moved to the city, and we got our own spinoff, eight seasons.
00:09:02Every single one was a hit.
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:04So, the world has watched us fall in love, grow up, get married, make mistakes, struggle
00:09:12to get pregnant.
00:09:13Oh.
00:09:14I'm really sorry.
00:09:15So, we have been in the public eye and working since we were 16.
00:09:19And, and now?
00:09:22Right now?
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:22Um, now we are, we're on a hiatus right now.
00:09:28Wow.
00:09:29Yeah, we're just looking for the right fit for us in the current flailing content environment.
00:09:35Debbie, are you sure?
00:09:37Are you sure you really want to be divorced?
00:09:40I mean, I was looking at your file.
00:09:41You've been married for 10 years.
00:09:4316 years together.
00:09:44I mean, there's a lot of love there.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:45But, love is like fame.
00:09:50Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.
00:09:53Okay, listen, speaking of, speaking of flying, I, I really think it's best if we just fly
00:10:00under the radar.
00:10:01You know, let's just keep this quiet, no big scenes, let's really just try to, just stay
00:10:06level-headed.
00:10:07Definitely.
00:10:08But, also, he cheated on me with my best friend.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:12So, I want everything.
00:10:14But, mostly, I want him to hurt.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:24This is why I love family law.
00:10:27Morning, Jared.
00:10:28Your 815 is here.
00:10:29Okay, who is it?
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:37Mark.
00:10:39Brett Noble.
00:10:40Know who he is?
00:10:41I know who he thinks he is.
00:10:42493.
00:10:45494.
00:10:48495.
00:10:50496.
00:10:53497.
00:10:55498.
00:10:57Mr. Noble.
00:10:58499.
00:11:00500.
00:11:02Woo!
00:11:06Brett, I'm Lois Gale.
00:11:07Hello, this is Mark Chervik.
00:11:09Hey, guy.
00:11:09Can I get a green juice?
00:11:10Thanks.
00:11:12Yeah, sure.
00:11:13Maybe we can get you some Nori chips, maybe an LED face mask.
00:11:16Oh, yeah.
00:11:16Love it.
00:11:19Great.
00:11:19Um, so, uh, Brett, first things first.
00:11:27You cheated?
00:11:28Oh, I didn't cheat.
00:11:30It was all tabby.
00:11:31I mean, she lives for trauma.
00:11:32Brett, look.
00:11:33You can lie to your therapist all day long, but I think it's, uh, not in your best interest
00:11:38to lie to your divorce lawyer.
00:11:39You see, you and I are, we're working together now.
00:11:41We're a team.
00:11:42And as a team, you're gonna have to have some mental fortitude, grace, and we're gonna have
00:11:45some harsh truths back and forth.
00:11:47You get it?
00:11:48All right, yeah, I dig it.
00:11:49Let's, uh, sign some papers and get this divorce started, shall we?
00:11:53I, I...
00:11:54Okay, so before I do that, I'm gonna ask you two questions.
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58First one is this.
00:11:59Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:12:00Mm-hmm.
00:12:01The second one is, you don't see any chance the two of you could be happy together again.
00:12:05Oh, I'm not happy, so why should she be happy?
00:12:08Oh, hey, listen, I got CrossFit, but, uh, before I go, Tabby and I don't have a prenup,
00:12:12and, uh, I want everything, so.
00:12:14Well, be that as it may, Brett, New York is a no-fault equitable distribution state,
00:12:18so.
00:12:18Yeah, but I want everything, so.
00:12:22Oh, and, um, I want a sewer.
00:12:25On, on what grounds?
00:12:27Emotional damages.
00:12:30CrossFit.
00:12:35All the NDAs are signed, no leaks.
00:12:37Yeah, no, I'm on it, but listen, we're gonna talk about approach here, Lois.
00:12:40I mean, Brett thinks he's gonna get everything.
00:12:42Then get him everything, or at least as many billable hours as you can.
00:12:45Because lawyers aren't known for their integrity.
00:12:47Popcorn cooked in my new copper pot.
00:12:57Oh, eaten with my new socks on.
00:13:00Oh, look at those.
00:13:02Okay, so, nutritionally yeast and coconut oil for you.
00:13:07Don't ask me why.
00:13:09And, uh, caramel and toffee for me.
00:13:11Perfect.
00:13:13What do you work on, Brett?
00:13:14What's this?
00:13:15Oh, nothing.
00:13:15It's just a, just a new case.
00:13:18I'm kind of taking one for the team.
00:13:20It's not, not worth talking about.
00:13:23Trust me, I got a new case, too.
00:13:24My client?
00:13:25He's so work.
00:13:26Really?
00:13:27Yeah, really.
00:13:29When'd you start watching this?
00:13:30Oh, it was, it was just on.
00:13:35And now, I guess, my first husband.
00:13:37Honey.
00:13:38Oh.
00:13:39Guess he got into the spirit.
00:13:40That's a joke, right?
00:13:42That's good.
00:13:43Pretty good.
00:13:43Stand up, babe.
00:13:44It is with great sadness that we have made the difficult decision to divorce.
00:13:49We look forward to moving on with deep kindness and gratitude for everything that we've shared.
00:13:57Love you guys.
00:13:57I mean, I gotta say, this hurts.
00:14:01So, we request respect for our privacy.
00:14:05Why are they making statements?
00:14:07This is, I mean, that's gonna be a mess.
00:14:11Yeah, we have so much, kind of.
00:14:14We've all got the shock details above the break.
00:14:18Oh, it.
00:14:20Did you know about his statement?
00:14:23No, come on, Lois, of course not.
00:14:26I mean, the guy's a celebrity, he's like wrangling in a snake.
00:14:27Well, keep him in check, Mark.
00:14:29You got him for partner.
00:14:30Did you give approval for Tabby to release an announcement?
00:14:33No, I did the literal opposite.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:36Then clean this up, please.
00:14:38The press are gonna rip her to shreds.
00:14:40All right, I'm on it.
00:14:40Sorry, babe, that was, uh, that was my case.
00:14:49Yeah, me too.
00:14:50All right, what are we gonna watch?
00:14:51You wanna watch Steel Magnolias?
00:14:52Uh, or we could find something else on, right?
00:15:01You know, I, um, I, I, there's something I'd like to talk to you about.
00:15:07Okay, what is it?
00:15:11Nothing, it's, it's, nothing.
00:15:13It's Christmas, I mean, on our Christmas plans.
00:15:15I mean, are we gonna go to your family or my family?
00:15:16I mean, I mean, we could have everybody come here.
00:15:19It'd be kind of nice.
00:15:19Yeah, we could do that.
00:15:22Wait, I almost forgot the surprise for you.
00:15:25What?
00:15:27Are you, it's for your collection.
00:15:29Oh, come on, babe.
00:15:30Happy anniversary.
00:15:31Thank you, sweetheart.
00:15:33Oh, it's, are you, this is the one I've always wanted.
00:15:36This is the limited edition fidget spinner.
00:15:39Are you kidding me?
00:15:39I had to search far and wide.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:41Oh, it's top of the line, babe.
00:15:45Oh, thank you, babe.
00:15:47Oh, I love you so much.
00:15:48I love you.
00:15:50Well, yeah, it's out of a bag.
00:15:52I got you a present.
00:15:53You did?
00:15:54Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
00:15:54You just gotta close your eyes.
00:15:55Okay.
00:15:56It's a big one.
00:15:57Your eyes are closed.
00:15:58Eyes are closed.
00:15:59All right.
00:16:02Open.
00:16:07So thoughtful.
00:16:08I know, it's all right.
00:16:10Okay, let's watch that.
00:16:11It's still magnolias.
00:16:14I love you.
00:16:15I love you, too.
00:16:23Hi, thank you.
00:16:24Good morning.
00:16:25Thank you for coming to me today.
00:16:27I'm just so distraught, I couldn't dress.
00:16:30I just need to stay in and self-care.
00:16:32Of course.
00:16:34Yeah, I, I, I support that, but I heard you're also doing talk shows.
00:16:38Yeah, it's a form of self-care.
00:16:39Perhaps, but it's probably not a good idea.
00:16:42But everyone's interested.
00:16:44I understand the appeal of garnering fan support, but you really need to stay neutral right now.
00:16:48Why are you so worried?
00:16:50It's my job to worry.
00:16:51Speaking of, if you have any skeletons in your closet, now would be the time to say.
00:16:55Skeletons?
00:16:56No, I'm squeaky clean.
00:16:58Come on in.
00:16:59Have a juice.
00:17:05I have so much dirt on Tabby.
00:17:08I know where all the skeletons are.
00:17:11Brett, we really don't need skeletons.
00:17:13We need mature adults who are committed to an amicable resolution.
00:17:19Do you know where that is?
00:17:23Nope.
00:17:26Of course not.
00:17:27Come on.
00:17:44Hi.
00:17:45Hey, your uncle just scheduled a noon meeting.
00:17:47I'll send you the address.
00:17:48Okay, perfect.
00:17:49Did you find Brett?
00:17:50Yep.
00:17:51The process server should be heading there now.
00:17:52Thanks so much.
00:17:53All right, I'm sorry.
00:17:54I actually have to go, but I'll be back later and we can finish up.
00:17:57Can you get that?
00:17:59Hello?
00:18:08Y'all's are going to get ruined.
00:18:14Are you Tabby Noble?
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Wait, no, no, no, no.
00:18:17Stop, stop.
00:18:18Tabby, don't open that.
00:18:19No.
00:18:21You've been served.
00:18:23Do you have a lift, bro?
00:18:29Nice quads.
00:18:31Wait, you're Brett Noble, right?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:33Can I get a picture?
00:18:34Of course.
00:18:35This is for you.
00:18:36No, no, no.
00:18:38You've been served.
00:18:46She serves me divorce papers at the gym?
00:18:48This is my safe space.
00:18:50This is where I go to heal.
00:18:54Can you get your client in line?
00:18:56He serves me at home?
00:18:58It's just so violating.
00:19:00And he ruined my nails.
00:19:02This could be a problem, Dana.
00:19:05Hi.
00:19:08Wait, I thought, I thought Brett was read by Miller and Talbot.
00:19:10No, he met with him, so Tabby couldn't.
00:19:13But ultimately, Brett went with Gail, Fable, and partners.
00:19:17What?
00:19:17Wait, who's the lead?
00:19:19Funnily enough, it's Mark.
00:19:22Is this going to be a problem?
00:19:26Honey, is this going to be a problem?
00:19:31It's already a problem.
00:19:33I mean, I didn't want to be on this case to begin with, but Uncle Paul is so protective
00:19:36over Tabby.
00:19:37She lost her mom to cancer, she's on the board of Aunt Jackie's Fund, so he just wants to
00:19:41help make this divorce as easy as possible.
00:19:44I could step down.
00:19:45No, they're picking partners soon.
00:19:46Absolutely not.
00:19:47You've worked so hard for that, and I know how much you want it.
00:19:51Okay, um, maybe we can make this work.
00:19:55How do you figure?
00:19:56We both know if they go to other lawyers, we're going to track this out, make it contentious,
00:20:00build them for every last thing.
00:20:01Right, but we, we could keep this very simple.
00:20:04Yeah, we can make it the most swift, demicable divorce possible.
00:20:06And we'll do it together.
00:20:10I love you.
00:20:12I love you.
00:20:13Let's go.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:24Let's get started.
00:20:26Well, that went well, don't you think?
00:20:34Really, Uncle Paul?
00:20:37Well, I did.
00:20:39What's your takeaway?
00:20:41Well, New York is an equitable distribution state, so Mark and I both believe it's in everyone's
00:20:46best interest to get this through arbitration, ASAP.
00:20:48But both of your clients want everything.
00:20:51How do you suppose we arbitrate that?
00:20:53Unfortunately, it's not up to us.
00:20:54I'm afraid this one's for the court, Dana.
00:20:57I appreciate that you're trying to help Tabby, and I, too, want to be supportive, but I,
00:21:01I don't do court.
00:21:02I know.
00:21:03And Mark throws an added wrench into it.
00:21:05And I know how empathetic you are and how personal each case becomes to you, but I truly believe you are the right and only lawyer for the job.
00:21:15Are you going to be able to go up against Dana?
00:21:23You're not going to go soft on us.
00:21:25Come on, Lois.
00:21:25I've got this.
00:21:26And I'm not going up against Dana.
00:21:28We're on the same team, and we want the same things.
00:21:31Back to the gym.
00:21:32So you're going to be fighting against your wife?
00:21:37Well, if by fighting you mean engaging in legal due process, yeah.
00:21:40Huh.
00:21:40Well, I hope you're better at fighting with your wife than I was at fighting with my wife.
00:21:45Oh, and by the way, my team wants me to run a background check on you.
00:21:49That's fine.
00:21:49Just do me a favor and send me a copy of the findings, will you?
00:21:52Listen, moving on, Brett, I've got to go over a list of assets here, if we can do that.
00:21:57First off, I'd like to talk to you about the Soho apartment.
00:21:59Tabby wanted to be in the most expensive neighborhood.
00:22:01What about the upstate lake house?
00:22:03She wanted a summer cabin.
00:22:05It says here you own three cars?
00:22:07Yeah, she backed two of them into poles.
00:22:10It says here wine label, clothing company, perfume line.
00:22:13She's already starting some new business, plastering her face all over some new product.
00:22:20But I'm over it.
00:22:22From now on, I'm a solo show.
00:22:24Yeah, check this out.
00:22:27Noble surge.
00:22:29Get nobled.
00:22:33You know, maybe now is not the time to invest in new ventures, Brett.
00:22:38So you're really okay battling it out with your husband?
00:22:41Oh, we're not battling.
00:22:43We're on the same team.
00:22:44We work really well together.
00:22:45We're solid.
00:22:46That's what I used to say about me and Brett, so be careful.
00:22:49So do you want this apartment, the house upstate, or do you want to sell both and split the cash?
00:22:54Why do you always dress like you're on your way to a meeting?
00:22:58Because every time you see me, I am on my way to a meeting with you.
00:23:02Have you ever worn anything from the noble line?
00:23:06Bring me the emerald lace dress, the one with the eyelash trim.
00:23:09Yes, ma'am.
00:23:09It's so hard to find good help.
00:23:16Speaking of assistance, have you spoken with Gwen lately?
00:23:20Gwen?
00:23:20Are you joking?
00:23:21I'm never speaking to her ever again.
00:23:23Right.
00:23:23Here's the thing.
00:23:24It would be great if I could at least speak with her.
00:23:26Look, Brett cheated with her.
00:23:28I'm not saying it's going to affect the settlement, but it isn't a good look for him.
00:23:31So if we could have access to Gwen, that would be very helpful.
00:23:34I mean, find her if you can, but the last I checked, she was incognito mode.
00:23:38Vanished.
00:23:40And no, I didn't whack her.
00:23:42Okay, thank you for the reassurance, Donna Corleone.
00:23:47All right, what do you want to do with the assets?
00:23:49Assets?
00:23:51I want to keep everything.
00:23:52It was my brand.
00:23:53I was the engine.
00:23:55I mean, it was always the tabby show.
00:23:56Brett just followed along trying to keep up.
00:23:59Oh, um, by the way, my team suggested I run a background check on you.
00:24:03That's fine.
00:24:04Just show me a copy of the results.
00:24:06That'd be great.
00:24:09Oh, wow.
00:24:10Look at that.
00:24:10It's, yeah, it's very pretty.
00:24:13But not me.
00:24:14But why be you all the time?
00:24:24Hey.
00:24:24Sorry, Tabby's got me on the clock.
00:24:26Oh, it's that bad, huh?
00:24:27Good to see you.
00:24:29Yeah, I mean, it's worse.
00:24:30Her whole life is about being seen as much as possible in the least genuine way possible.
00:24:35Okay, it's called being a celebrity.
00:24:37Wow.
00:24:37And is this new?
00:24:39Oh, it's from the Noble Collection.
00:24:41Oh, look at you.
00:24:42You look fabulous.
00:24:43And you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
00:24:45And you keep getting more and more beautiful.
00:24:48It's so tight, I can't breathe.
00:24:50Okay?
00:24:51Thank you so much.
00:24:51Oh, by the way, I've got a new Orchid added to the collection.
00:24:55But the real gift here is that I promise you I will accompany you to the Orchid Festival this year.
00:25:00That means a lot.
00:25:02Happy anniversary.
00:25:03Happy anniversary.
00:25:05I love you.
00:25:06I love you.
00:25:08And I wanted to ask you, what is it you've been wanting to ask me?
00:25:15What do you mean?
00:25:15Twice now.
00:25:16You've been trepidatious about bringing up wanting to talk to me about something, and I just wish you would spill it, love.
00:25:21Dana, um...
00:25:22Okay, I'm judging by how uncomfortable you are now, I feel like it might be something really terrible.
00:25:27No.
00:25:27Are you going through a midlife crisis?
00:25:29Is your mother moving in?
00:25:30My mother is not moving in, okay?
00:25:31Nothing so life-altering.
00:25:32That'll never happen.
00:25:33Wait, what is it?
00:25:34Tell me.
00:25:34We can talk about anything.
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:38All right.
00:25:40Do you remember the conversation we had before we were married about having children?
00:25:43And we both decided at the time that we weren't ready, and that we were going to put a pin in it.
00:25:48Are you wanting to take that pin out?
00:25:51Yeah.
00:25:52I'd like to revisit the idea.
00:25:57Because...
00:25:57Because, honey...
00:25:59I'm ready to have children.
00:26:04And I'm one with you.
00:26:08You did start this whole thing by saying it wasn't so life-altering.
00:26:11I did.
00:26:14Oh.
00:26:17Sorry.
00:26:19Oh, great.
00:26:21Oh.
00:26:22Mm-hmm.
00:26:22Tabby's going to be on the Dr. Doug show tomorrow.
00:26:24So is Brett.
00:26:25Great.
00:26:26And Uncle Paul wants me to be there to make sure there's no undoable libel.
00:26:29And Lois wants me to do the same.
00:26:31Mr. and Mrs. C, your table is ready.
00:26:33Thanks, TJ.
00:26:35Appreciate it.
00:26:39This could go really badly.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41They charmed the nation, certainly charmed each other, and then charmed a separation that, believe it or not...
00:26:48Are we fine, Brian?
00:26:48I got this.
00:26:49Yeah, of course.
00:26:50We're just going to stay impartial, and we'll keep the fighting to a minimum.
00:26:52Yeah, winning is them settling their divorce as quickly as...
00:26:54Oh, great.
00:26:55Here they are.
00:26:56But we might need it.
00:26:57We'll see how this goes.
00:26:58Ready?
00:26:59What up?
00:27:00So, Tabby, what do you say to people who think Brett was just flirting?
00:27:04I say that flirting is cheating.
00:27:06Well, you cheated on me emotionally.
00:27:07When did I do that?
00:27:08With work.
00:27:09You made our entire life about our brand.
00:27:12You cheated on me with ambition.
00:27:14It sounds like you were just jealous of me because I was always more successful than you.
00:27:18Maybe I didn't want the success.
00:27:19Maybe we wanted different things.
00:27:20Maybe we did, but because I wanted you to not cheat on us.
00:27:23That's not grammar.
00:27:24Whatever.
00:27:24Good time to take a caller.
00:27:25Good morning, Gwen.
00:27:26You're on the air.
00:27:27Tabby, you were a terrible friend.
00:27:29You never supported my dreams.
00:27:30What were your dreams exactly?
00:27:33To be a fitness influencer slash method actress?
00:27:35I practiced Strasburg.
00:27:37I'll be right back.
00:27:42What is happening over there?
00:27:44Social media is tearing Tabby apart.
00:27:46They're calling her cold, angry.
00:27:48Dana, please turn this around.
00:27:50Okay, I'm on it.
00:27:51Guys, let's take another call.
00:28:03We'll go to Joanne Vlacho in Boise, Idaho.
00:28:06Hey, Joanne, you're on the air.
00:28:08Hi.
00:28:08I just want to say it is such a heartbreak to be betrayed by the love of your life and your best friend who you trusted the most.
00:28:15I mean, but for you to admit you have made some mistakes and to take responsibility, I mean, to be human, it is just, well, you are a hero to me.
00:28:25I mean, bless your heart.
00:28:26You are such a strong and yet vulnerable role model.
00:28:30Thank you so much, Joanne.
00:28:31That really means the world to me.
00:28:37You can't let me have a moment, can you?
00:28:39Yeah, you'd give me my moment?
00:28:41I'm sensing a lot of tension here.
00:28:42Do you need to take a break?
00:28:45Thank you for taking my call.
00:28:49Hi.
00:28:50Hi.
00:28:51I just want to know how Joanne from Boise has a thick-as-molasses of an accent.
00:28:56Because after she retired from her barbecue stand, she moved out of the South so she could be closer to her grandchildren.
00:29:00Ah, I thought we were staying impartial.
00:29:03We were. We are.
00:29:04I'm sorry.
00:29:05Okay, it's going to be just impartial sailing all the way to a settlement.
00:29:09Good. Okay.
00:29:09Oh, great.
00:29:14Just got our arbitration date.
00:29:16In two days.
00:29:17Right.
00:29:17Snacks?
00:29:28Check.
00:29:29Great.
00:29:30Coffee?
00:29:31Check.
00:29:32No books.
00:29:33Check.
00:29:33There you go, love.
00:29:38Thanks.
00:29:38Okay.
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43In the case of Chervic and Chervic, growing their family.
00:29:47Right.
00:29:47Do you want me to start, or do you want...
00:29:50Yeah, you can start.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:54You know I love you so much.
00:29:56You know that, right?
00:29:58You have all of my heart.
00:30:01Hmm.
00:30:01But I feel like I have so much more to give.
00:30:05And we're not getting any younger.
00:30:06Well, you can speak for yourself.
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:09Okay.
00:30:10I'm just kidding.
00:30:11Continue.
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13I feel a shift is happening in me.
00:30:17I mean, I've always wanted to have kids.
00:30:19You know, I'm ready.
00:30:19I can feel it.
00:30:21And I want them with you.
00:30:23I want to give you everything you want.
00:30:25I want to give you the house in Connecticut with the big garden.
00:30:28I want to give you the dog, the goat.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30You know I love baby goats.
00:30:31I know you do, babe.
00:30:33Honey.
00:30:37I really want kids.
00:30:39Mm-hmm.
00:30:39But it is a huge step.
00:30:41I think it's the most important decision you make in life.
00:30:43And I just feel like, you know, for the past ten years we've worked so hard working our
00:30:47way up in our careers and we're finally on solid footing.
00:30:50Is this really the issue?
00:30:56What if we're not good parents?
00:30:57Come on.
00:30:58We're going to be great parents.
00:31:00I'm scared.
00:31:07So, what if there's a compromise?
00:31:10How would you like to compromise?
00:31:11Well, let's just get a dog.
00:31:13Honey, we work a ton.
00:31:14We can't just leave a dog at home alone all day.
00:31:17I had gotten you this anniversary gift.
00:31:20You pick the best times, don't you?
00:31:23The timing's great.
00:31:25For the pup.
00:31:28Okay, you're naming our rhetorical dog Oliver?
00:31:30What's wrong with Oliver?
00:31:31Oliver.
00:31:32Oliver.
00:31:41Um, hey, have you, uh, had any luck finding Gwen yet?
00:31:47I think she can really temper Brett and help him, uh, settle this divorce faster.
00:31:51We're still looking.
00:31:53Right.
00:31:56You okay, boss?
00:31:58Anxious about arbitration?
00:32:00No.
00:32:00Oh, come on, you kidding me?
00:32:01I haven't been anxious about arbitration over a decade.
00:32:03Um, what's your...
00:32:06Oh, uh, meeting for Lois, the, uh, head of reality reel?
00:32:11Oh.
00:32:12All right, do me a favor.
00:32:13Keep looking for Gwen, okay?
00:32:14Yeah, you got it.
00:32:27Ready for arbitration?
00:32:28Um, yeah, just, all right.
00:32:40Oh, who's sued?
00:32:42A network exec from reality reel meeting with Paul.
00:32:44Huh.
00:32:51Keep making it all.
00:32:53Tabby?
00:32:54Brett.
00:32:54Hello, sir.
00:32:59Hi.
00:32:59I'm Tabby.
00:33:00Hi.
00:33:01Hi.
00:33:02Are you flirting with our mediator?
00:33:04No, flirting with strangers is your job.
00:33:05Huh.
00:33:06Because he's an arbitrator.
00:33:07What's the difference?
00:33:08Ignorant people say what?
00:33:09What?
00:33:09My point exactly.
00:33:10They've been on reality TV since they were teenagers, so...
00:33:14Understood.
00:33:15Mm-hmm.
00:33:15Can we please start?
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:17We'll begin with verbal agreements from each line item.
00:33:20To start, uh, you'll sell the house upstate and split the funds.
00:33:23I want the house.
00:33:26Clearly a sticking point.
00:33:28Moving on.
00:33:29The shared apartment on Descano.
00:33:30You agree that one party moves out and the other will be compensated?
00:33:33Agreed.
00:33:36So, who's moving out?
00:33:38She is.
00:33:41Counselors, can you please manage your clients?
00:33:44Unfortunately, this is about as good as it gets.
00:33:47Then I suggest you prepare for court.
00:33:49What?
00:33:50What?
00:33:50What?
00:33:50Would you just give us one second, please?
00:33:56Mark?
00:33:56Yeah?
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58Good job.
00:34:01I do not do court.
00:34:03You know how I am with public speaking.
00:34:04I know, honey.
00:34:05I know.
00:34:10Oh, do I know.
00:34:11Tabby, I know your heart has been broken, and I am so sorry.
00:34:23But in punishing Brett, you're really just punishing yourself.
00:34:25I mean, this could all be done so quickly and smoothly.
00:34:27Have I mentioned Brett's hiding money?
00:34:29No, you kind of buried the lead on that.
00:34:31Yeah.
00:34:31Well, he played cards a lot.
00:34:33He went to Vegas, sports gambled.
00:34:35Are you sure he's hiding money, or is he hiding losses?
00:34:38One sec.
00:34:38This is Tabby.
00:34:42Yeah, um, we're getting a larger retainer.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Also, I found one.
00:34:47Really?
00:34:47Mm-hmm.
00:34:48I just texted you the address.
00:34:54Perfect.
00:34:55I think she's hiding all her money, or maybe she spent it all.
00:34:58You know, she always wanted more fancy things, more businesses, more brands.
00:35:02She took out loans, and not always from banks.
00:35:07So, were you telling me that her credit score sleeps with the fishes?
00:35:11The fishes?
00:35:12I'm going to call you later, okay?
00:35:14I got to go.
00:35:16Like an aquarium investment, or...?
00:35:18Of all the tenements in the world, you just had to walk into mine, huh?
00:35:28You know what?
00:35:29I don't know.
00:35:29Maybe this makes it easier.
00:35:30We can just work together.
00:35:31Hmm.
00:35:34Who is it?
00:35:35Hi, Gwen.
00:35:36It's Dana Chervik.
00:35:37I'm representing Tabby.
00:35:38And Gwen, I'm, uh, Mark Chervik.
00:35:40I'm representing Brad.
00:35:41I'm not talking to anyone.
00:35:43That went well.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45Apparently, she has a monk talk.
00:35:46Yeah, they're both here.
00:35:48No, I didn't say anything.
00:35:50And what do I get out of it?
00:35:53Fine.
00:35:54Yeah, yeah, I'll leave out the back.
00:35:55I can't name a German Shepherd Oliver.
00:35:57But you can name a Doodle Oliver.
00:35:59Didn't our prenup specify no Doodles?
00:36:00Oh, I don't really remember that in terms and conditions.
00:36:03Really?
00:36:03Because I kind of...
00:36:05Hi.
00:36:07Up to you.
00:36:11Is that Gwen?
00:36:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:13I just saw Gwen.
00:36:14That really?
00:36:14That was Gwen.
00:36:15That was Gwen?
00:36:16Yep.
00:36:21Hey, Kim.
00:36:22So, Gwen got skittish and ran off.
00:36:24We're going to need to depose her.
00:36:25Thanks.
00:36:26It's going to tell me things just got a whole lot more complicated.
00:36:28How could this possibly get more complicated?
00:36:30You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:36:32No matter how terrible this gets, Meg.
00:36:34As long as we're in it together.
00:36:36Oh.
00:36:36I was thinking we should have become dentists.
00:36:38Dentists would have been better.
00:36:40But this case does feel like we're pulling teeth.
00:36:41So.
00:36:42I don't know.
00:36:51Hey.
00:36:53So, um, this came for you?
00:36:55Oh, yeah.
00:36:56That's probably the background check that Tabby ran on me.
00:36:59Speaking of any word on locating Gwen, we really need to serve her a subpoena so we can depose her.
00:37:03Also, we look into Brett's finances.
00:37:06There's suspicion of money hidden or lost.
00:37:10Got it.
00:37:10Thank you so much.
00:37:12Have a good night.
00:37:13You too.
00:37:13Thanks.
00:37:16All right.
00:37:20I was looking for you.
00:37:24Invite to the gallery.
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:26Hosted by Paul Larson and Tabby Noble.
00:37:28That's not a conflict at all.
00:37:30Mark and I will be there.
00:37:31I'm really proud of you.
00:37:34And Jackie would be too.
00:37:39I meant to ask you if there was a guy here from Reality Real.
00:37:43Well, they make a lot of money off the Noble's reruns.
00:37:47They wanted to know what this divorce is going to cost their brand.
00:37:50Any thoughts on that?
00:37:51Besides everyone's dignity?
00:37:54I don't know.
00:37:55We're in arbitration again tomorrow and hopefully we settle.
00:37:58Night.
00:37:59Night.
00:38:01This came for you.
00:38:08Oh, good.
00:38:08Thanks.
00:38:09It's probably my background check.
00:38:10Have you found that forensic account to look into Tabby Noble yet?
00:38:12Yep.
00:38:12Just booked him.
00:38:13That a boy.
00:38:14That a boy.
00:38:14Nice work.
00:38:18Guess who just called the office.
00:38:20Gwen.
00:38:21She wants to meet with you tonight.
00:38:22Oh, Lois.
00:38:23Dana and I were supposed to...
00:38:25All right.
00:38:27I'll give her a call back.
00:38:29Get her on our side.
00:38:30We can't afford her testifying against Brett and ruining his reputation.
00:38:33We could keep him as a future client.
00:38:35Hey, by the way, why was the head of Reality Real today?
00:38:38Oh, they just needed some hand-holding.
00:38:40Wanted to be assured that the divorce would be amicable, that the brand could be saved.
00:38:44All right.
00:38:44Well, here's to fingers crossed for arbitration tomorrow, all right?
00:38:52Hey.
00:38:52Hey.
00:38:58Hello.
00:38:58Hello.
00:39:01Okay, all right, good.
00:39:03Well, where's my martini and my steak and potato dinner?
00:39:06Can I save over a hot stove all day and miss the greeting again?
00:39:08Uh, babe?
00:39:10Oh, sorry, the chair thing I forgot.
00:39:11I owe you one free pet peeve.
00:39:13Yeah, don't worry.
00:39:13I'm banking them, honey.
00:39:15Oh, by the way, I got to head out for a quick sec.
00:39:16I got a work thing to do.
00:39:17But you promised me Asian-Mexican fusion tonight and old movies.
00:39:20The bulgogi tacos are on their way, and I will be back before they're delivered.
00:39:25See you in a bit.
00:39:25Luca.
00:39:30Hey, we've been hoping you'd come in.
00:39:32I have tickets for you, Mississippi, to my new play.
00:39:34Oh, congrats, T.J.
00:39:35Broadway.
00:39:35Atlantic City.
00:39:37Broadway of Jersey.
00:39:38Can't wait.
00:39:39Uh, listen, Luca, I wanted to ask you a question.
00:39:43Um, you know people, right?
00:39:45You know people who know people.
00:39:47Thinking about how to put your ear to the ground on Tammy Noble, whether she's borrowing all
00:39:51any money around town?
00:39:52For you and what you did for my T.J.?
00:39:54Anything.
00:39:55Thank you, my friend.
00:39:56Okay.
00:40:08Okay.
00:40:18What?
00:40:22Hi.
00:40:28Hi.
00:40:28Glenn, sorry.
00:40:29Yes, hi.
00:40:31Thanks for coming.
00:40:31I was just going over a legal brief.
00:40:34Can I get you a drink?
00:40:34Anything to eat?
00:40:35Uh, no, no.
00:40:36I just want to get to the bottom of this.
00:40:38Hey, is she alone?
00:40:39Who is she with?
00:40:41Okay, she's with some men, but I can't see his face.
00:40:44Okay, try to take some pictures and send them to me, okay?
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:45Okay, she's with some men, but I can't see his face.
00:41:15A little work thing?
00:41:25Hey, wait ten minutes and serve her.
00:41:28On it.
00:41:28You don't need a lawyer now, but what you do need is you need to be very honest with
00:41:33me, okay?
00:41:35I need to, uh...
00:41:37I need you to vanish.
00:41:42Vanish.
00:41:43Yes, I need you to lie low.
00:41:44I can't afford, uh, Tabby to depose you to testify against Brett under any circumstance.
00:41:49Good evening.
00:41:50Green juice and some nori chips.
00:41:52Uh, no, no, no, don't take that.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:55You've been served.
00:41:56Okay.
00:41:57Oh, hi, Mark.
00:41:58Hi.
00:41:58Always a pleasure to see you.
00:41:59Long time no see.
00:42:04Can I see that?
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:10Yeah, you've been subpoenaed to come to arbitration tomorrow.
00:42:12But I have Pilates tomorrow.
00:42:15Well, I'm sorry you might have to.
00:42:19You might not make Pilates tomorrow.
00:42:20A little work thing, huh?
00:42:26I'm pretty sure we switched background checks.
00:42:28Oh, yeah.
00:42:29You sure did.
00:42:30You were married?
00:42:31You were in jail?
00:42:40Did you get the nobles to run a background check on me?
00:42:42Because we both know you need to get the dirt, right, honey?
00:42:43But I run due diligence on businesses.
00:42:45There is a big difference.
00:42:46They are corporations, not people.
00:42:48Not according to the Supreme Court.
00:42:49Let's stay on topic here.
00:42:50Because you know what?
00:42:50It's a really big topic.
00:42:52You were married.
00:42:52For a day.
00:42:53At a bachelorette party in Vegas.
00:42:55You were in jail.
00:42:56For five minutes.
00:42:56I'm sorry I missed the no trespassing sign.
00:42:58You also lied about your college GPA.
00:43:00I've rounded up.
00:43:01Who doesn't?
00:43:01Meanwhile, what do you do when you watch TV?
00:43:03You're always not liking those beauty contests.
00:43:05But guess who was Miss Supreme Manor in 2006?
00:43:07I did it for the scholarship money.
00:43:08Your speech was on world peace.
00:43:10We all make mistakes when we're young.
00:43:12Yeah, like me with the no trespassing sign.
00:43:14Stop!
00:43:14This isn't us.
00:43:32I'm so sorry.
00:43:32I'm so sorry, honey.
00:43:32I'm so sorry.
00:43:33What are we doing?
00:43:34This is crazy.
00:43:34I love you so much.
00:43:36I'm so sorry.
00:43:38You were married?
00:43:39You were incarcerated?
00:43:41Look, I'm sorry about Gwen, okay?
00:43:42I should have told you everything.
00:43:43The meeting, she called.
00:43:44She said they want to keep it a secret.
00:43:45Look, I've been honest, but I couldn't.
00:43:47Because, you know, whatever.
00:43:48The point is, this case is driving you nuts.
00:43:50Wait, listen.
00:43:50We're going to go in there tomorrow.
00:43:52We are going to settle this.
00:43:53And it'll all go back to normal.
00:43:54We're not going to court.
00:43:55No court.
00:43:56Definitely no court.
00:43:58Okay.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:03Is there any more bulgogi tacos left?
00:44:05Because I'm starving.
00:44:06Sure.
00:44:13So are you ready for a second chance at a fair deal for both of you?
00:44:16No.
00:44:19Thinking to be reasonable with Tabby today?
00:44:21No.
00:44:24I know divorce is a gut punch.
00:44:30But the two of you go into court, it's only going to bring more pain for the both of you.
00:44:35This way?
00:44:44Where's Gwen?
00:44:45Family emergency.
00:44:47It's a well-timed emergency.
00:44:49Are we ready to divide assets?
00:44:53No, actually.
00:44:55After conferring with my lawyer, I've decided I want to go to court.
00:44:59Excuse me?
00:45:00And after confer...
00:45:01Conferring...
00:45:01Conferring...
00:45:02Conferring...
00:45:03Whatever.
00:45:04With my lawyer,
00:45:06I want to go to court.
00:45:09Then I guess you're going to court.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:11Good morning.
00:45:25What do you think for the gala?
00:45:27Orchids or these beautiful pink flowers?
00:45:29Well, you do know I love orchids, but pink is the color of breast cancer research, so...
00:45:34You were always the person to ask.
00:45:36We do a little mix of both.
00:45:39I wanted to talk to you about the Noble case.
00:45:42I've given it my all, but I'm not a litigator.
00:45:44I mean, I'm certain you can find someone much better suited for this.
00:45:48Dana, I believe in you.
00:45:52I also know that you've never met a challenge that you haven't conquered.
00:45:58And I know that Tabby needs you right now.
00:46:01She's all alone.
00:46:02Now, I have a tiny request.
00:46:09Yes?
00:46:11I want you to ask Mark to bring Brett to the gala.
00:46:16Um, that is not what I call a tiny request.
00:46:19I mean, isn't there going to be some conflict?
00:46:21Tabby will be there.
00:46:22Exactly.
00:46:24My thinking is that Tabby and Brett are always their best at big events,
00:46:27in front of the camera.
00:46:29And it's not just for show.
00:46:30It somehow bonds them.
00:46:32So I was thinking the gala might be a chance for a reconciliation.
00:46:35You really are an eternal optimist.
00:46:37I'd just like to make opportunities out of challenges.
00:46:42Okay.
00:46:42I will ask Mark about Brett.
00:46:45Thank you for the flowers.
00:46:47I'm keeping them.
00:46:53Hey.
00:46:55This is a slam dunk, right?
00:46:58Well, yeah.
00:46:59I mean, Dana doesn't love court.
00:47:00I'm certainly not going to capitalize on it.
00:47:03You're not.
00:47:06Mark, I shouldn't be sharing this with you, but it looks like you're going to make partner.
00:47:13Contingent on winning this case, of course, right?
00:47:15Of course.
00:47:16We need partners who will do what it takes.
00:47:19Well, be that as it may, Lois, I'm going to prioritize what's best for Dana and me.
00:47:24But what's best for both of you is you making partner, getting a raise, taking Dana to Hawaii.
00:47:29She loves Hawaii, right?
00:47:32I can no longer tell the difference between the carrot and the stick.
00:47:35The carrot is my not using the stick.
00:47:42Slime dunk.
00:47:43You know how I am with public speaking.
00:47:56I mean, I get weird.
00:47:57I clam up.
00:47:58I make the face.
00:47:59Honey, your face is adorable.
00:48:02Plus, of course, it's not going to happen for another few months.
00:48:04We'll have plenty of time to prepare.
00:48:06That'd be great.
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:09Plus, you happen to be the only lawyer that I will never use my usual soundbite of.
00:48:15I'd rather be on our side than the opponents, right?
00:48:18Okay, on to more important topics, like a vacation.
00:48:21I think when all this is done, you and I need a vacay.
00:48:23What do you say about Hawaii?
00:48:24Please, Hawaii, Maui, Kauai, anywhere where there's a beach and a pina colada.
00:48:30Sounds perfect to me.
00:48:32Maybe it'll be our own little baby moon.
00:48:35Now we've come full circle back to the baby convo.
00:48:39Listen, I have been thinking a lot, and are you sure we're ready for it not just to be the two of us?
00:48:48You know, late night ice cream and lazy Saturdays in bed and vacations.
00:48:56Are you really ready to be parents?
00:48:59Honey, is anybody ever ready?
00:49:03But a lover's glass
00:49:12But a lover's glass
00:49:14Hey, babe.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:21Hi.
00:49:22One coffee coming.
00:49:24Oh, thank you.
00:49:26Got to describe my bag.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28You know, I love you in blue.
00:49:48Oh, love you in green.
00:49:51What's your morning like?
00:49:52Oh, I don't know.
00:49:53Just some work stuff.
00:49:57What were you?
00:49:58Yeah, same.
00:49:59Big day.
00:50:00Yeah, you ready?
00:50:01Yeah, two minutes.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:02I'll meet you downstairs.
00:50:03I'll meet you downstairs.
00:50:33I'll meet you downstairs.
00:51:03I'll meet you downstairs.
00:51:33Seriously?
00:51:34Are you here to offer me another subpoena?
00:51:36No, no, I'm not.
00:51:37Oh, oh.
00:51:39I'm so sorry.
00:51:40Listen, I'm not here as a lawyer.
00:51:43I'm here as a human.
00:51:43Okay?
00:51:44Your best friend of 20 years, Tabby, is going through a really hard time,
00:51:47and she's doing it all alone.
00:51:50Even if you played a part in it,
00:51:51I just really think she could use a friend right now.
00:51:53Oh, I'm so over this whole thing.
00:51:55I am not the bad guy here, and I was promised I wouldn't be.
00:51:58But I will be, if I have to be.
00:52:00I don't think I understand what that means.
00:52:02It means tell Tabby to pay the money she owes me.
00:52:05I can't even make rent anymore.
00:52:10Oh, you left a...
00:52:11Kim, let's run back around on Gwen.
00:52:32Hey, babe.
00:52:44Scared me.
00:52:44Jenny, how was your day?
00:52:47How was my day?
00:52:49Um, completely exhausting.
00:52:53Do you have a big meeting?
00:52:54Well, actually, I sat down with Gwen today.
00:52:59And, uh, I talked about your subpoena to help her expedite the divorce.
00:53:03You said she'll do anything to help us both out.
00:53:05So, are you okay?
00:53:06Yeah, I just, um...
00:53:09Yeah, I was just spending the day chasing things down.
00:53:13Come here.
00:53:14So, I've been thinking about what you said.
00:53:20And I thought, what if I quit my job and I stayed home with the baby?
00:53:25It'd be fun, you know?
00:53:26I mean, I'd be a domestic engineer.
00:53:30So, hold on.
00:53:32I would be working all day while you're home with our sweet little baby?
00:53:35Okay, well, we could take turns working, and then you could stay home with the baby and Rambo.
00:53:38Who's Rambo?
00:53:39Uh, Rambo's our dog, the German Shepherd.
00:53:41I thought I'd get him a nice red bandana.
00:53:43Our puppy sounds like he just got back from NOM.
00:53:45I don't even like Rambo.
00:53:47What are you talking about?
00:53:48You're talking about you love the franchise.
00:53:50Yeah, honey.
00:53:50It's the same way I say I love watching hockey or, you know, going to the hardware store on Sunday.
00:53:56I mean, these are just things you say on a second date, and you're falling madly in love.
00:54:00Oh, so kind of how I feel when we have to go shoe shopping, or maybe you book us some Cajun cooking classes.
00:54:06What?
00:54:06We sit here and we watch Steel Magnolias over and over.
00:54:10No, that is not possible.
00:54:11Steel Magnolias is an American classic.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:14All right, fine.
00:54:15So, let's do this.
00:54:16Let's compromise, all right?
00:54:17What?
00:54:18We've got Oliver.
00:54:20We've got Rambo.
00:54:21One goat.
00:54:22And baby Chervich, so we'll be working part-time so that we can stay home part-time.
00:54:27Is that enough income?
00:54:29Babe, maybe we need less income.
00:54:32Maybe we need to move somewhere cheaper.
00:54:34We can move to Minnesota near my family.
00:54:35Yeah, or we could go to Ann Arbor near my family.
00:54:37And baby Chervich could be around cousins and...
00:54:40Mm-hmm.
00:54:41I don't know, honey.
00:54:42We'll figure it out.
00:54:43Yes, we will.
00:54:49Oh, great.
00:54:51What?
00:54:52Our court date has been sent.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54No, next Monday?
00:54:55This is supposed to be months from now.
00:54:57Well, you know, we're supposed to pull some strings.
00:54:59Ah.
00:55:00It's okay.
00:55:00It's all right.
00:55:01Hey.
00:55:02It's okay.
00:55:03We'll figure it out.
00:55:04Come here, baby.
00:55:06We'll figure it out.
00:55:08You know, I think things will be a whole lot better once we watch Rambo.
00:55:12Mm-hmm.
00:55:12Saturday, 5 p.m.
00:55:19We will see you there.
00:55:21All right, ciao.
00:55:22Luca, my friend.
00:55:23Mark, always a treat.
00:55:25You were asking me about Tabby Noble, right?
00:55:28Mm-hmm.
00:55:29Yes.
00:55:29Well, I did some sniffing around.
00:55:31Turns out she's got quite a few credit lines set up, but with non-banking entities that catch my drift.
00:55:37The word is she's a savvy businesswoman.
00:55:41She's got the golden touch.
00:55:43Prince Bunny is the quote, but it doesn't get sent to the bank.
00:55:49So, were you saying she's got offshore accounts?
00:55:52Who's to say?
00:55:54All right, do me a favor.
00:55:54Just keep this between you and me, okay?
00:55:56The lips are zipped.
00:55:58Grazie.
00:55:58All right, and I will be right here with your drinks.
00:56:01Have a lovely night.
00:56:02Thank you, my friend.
00:56:05See you again.
00:56:05TJ, hi.
00:56:08Nice to see you.
00:56:08I can't wait to see your play.
00:56:10Mark's just down here.
00:56:11Okay.
00:56:11By the way, astronaut of Brett Noble, seems right.
00:56:14He's got a gambler's spirit.
00:56:16Car games, Vegas.
00:56:17He's a high roller everywhere.
00:56:18So he spent all their money?
00:56:19Nah, more the opposite.
00:56:21Where it is, guys, a winner.
00:56:22Diamond ants.
00:56:23Oh, so he's hiding his winnings?
00:56:25Huh.
00:56:26Listen, just keep this between us, okay?
00:56:28Thanks.
00:56:30Hey, love.
00:56:30Hi, honey.
00:56:32Oh, famished.
00:56:33You're so gossip.
00:56:35I know what I was thinking.
00:56:36Instead of a vacation, we should quit our jobs, we should sell everything we own, and
00:56:39we should just move to Hawaii.
00:56:40I'm so game.
00:56:41That sounds amazing.
00:56:42Oh, by the way, Rambo actually also loves the sands.
00:56:46And what will we do with all your orchids?
00:56:48Solid point.
00:56:49How are you feeling about court?
00:56:51How I feel about everything right now.
00:56:53Like, it's just spiraling out of control.
00:56:54Come here.
00:56:54You're going to do great.
00:56:58But we've got Judge Clark, who I know well, she's great, but can I give you a pointer?
00:57:04Please, I will take all the pointers.
00:57:05Judge Clark likes sports analogies.
00:57:08So if you can pepper some sports analogies into your statements, that would be great.
00:57:11Wait, what?
00:57:12Judge Clark likes sports?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:13A line she was quoting proves to him playing Dungeons and Dragons.
00:57:16I'm just telling you.
00:57:18Okay, let's just play this out.
00:57:19What kind of sports things am I actually going to know how to reference this?
00:57:22It's going to go something like, oh, this case is a slam goal and par for the field.
00:57:25I think we'll workshop it.
00:57:27Don't worry.
00:57:27Well, Uncle Paul wants me to ask you if Brett will come to Jackie's gallop.
00:57:39But isn't Tabby going to be there?
00:57:41I mean, honey, you both know that those two together are like loose cannons.
00:57:45And the night before their court date, what are we talking about?
00:57:47I know, I know, but he truly thinks it could help mend things.
00:57:51You do know I have to do what's best for my client, right?
00:57:54Well, isn't what's best for your client to attempt reconciliation?
00:58:02Not necessarily.
00:58:07What?
00:58:08Nothing.
00:58:16This new stylist brought some amazing options.
00:58:19Tabby, I really need you to focus.
00:58:22We've got to quickly prepare you for court.
00:58:23Yeah, about that.
00:58:24How formal will it be?
00:58:26A divorce trial can be quite strict proceedings.
00:58:28No, no, no.
00:58:29I mean my outfit.
00:58:30Like heels, wedges, autumnal neutral tones?
00:58:34Can you please take this seriously?
00:58:36You are going to be asked very prying questions about your marriage, your history, your character
00:58:40in a courtroom full of press.
00:58:42Yeah.
00:58:42So?
00:58:43I can handle that.
00:58:44I've been in front of a camera for 20 years.
00:58:47I had 3.4 million people watch my struggle to get pregnant.
00:58:50I'm sorry.
00:58:51I really can't imagine what that feels like.
00:58:55Yeah, I wouldn't want you to.
00:58:56Do you still want children?
00:59:03More than anything.
00:59:06It's kind of something I've always wanted.
00:59:10What about you?
00:59:12Well, you want kids?
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15Yes.
00:59:15So much.
00:59:17But I feel like it's the biggest decision I'll make in life, and I'm kind of scared.
00:59:24Scared of what exactly?
00:59:26Scared that I'll mess it up.
00:59:30That I won't be a good mom.
00:59:32That it'll change things between me and Mark.
00:59:34It will change things between you and Mark.
00:59:38I know, and I'm sure in the most magical way, but for my parents, it changed things, and
00:59:45they slowly fell apart.
00:59:47And I just wouldn't want to put my kids through what I went through when my parents were divorced.
00:59:51So, you're unsure about kids because you think you might get divorced?
00:59:55No.
00:59:56Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:59:57I...
00:59:58No, Mark is...
01:00:00I love Mark with all of my heart.
01:00:02He is the best decision I've ever made.
01:00:03I think this is the winner.
01:00:05What about you?
01:00:08Oh, yeah, that's...
01:00:08That's great.
01:00:09It's perfect.
01:00:11Yeah.
01:00:12Brad, come on.
01:00:13I gotta get ready for court.
01:00:14Bro, I am 3% body fat.
01:00:16I am ready.
01:00:17That's great.
01:00:18I'm glad you're 3% body fat.
01:00:19We gotta go over the issues, man.
01:00:20There are no issues.
01:00:22Everything I asked for should be mine.
01:00:24And it would be if you signed a prenup.
01:00:25No way, man.
01:00:26Prenups are such a bummer.
01:00:27That's distrust.
01:00:28It's not love.
01:00:29It has nothing to do with distrust, Brad.
01:00:31It's called protection.
01:00:32Marriage is not some whim.
01:00:34It's a legal binding contract.
01:00:36Yeah, but that's like make sure all the exit doors work on the plane before the flight
01:00:39takes off.
01:00:40Exactly.
01:00:40That's my point.
01:00:41It's called protection.
01:00:42Yeah, but why get on the flight if you think the plane's just gonna crash?
01:00:45Okay, you know what, Brad?
01:00:46Just...
01:00:46Can you get down here?
01:00:47And you...
01:00:47You...
01:00:48Why don't you just...
01:00:49Why don't you tell me?
01:00:50I mean, do you have a prenup?
01:00:53Look at me.
01:00:53I'm a family lawyer.
01:00:54Of course I have a prenup.
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:55That never felt like a bad sign, you know?
01:00:57Like a lack of trust?
01:00:58I mean, you're already focusing on the marriage ending before it's even began.
01:01:01No.
01:01:01No, not okay.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:03I'll give you that.
01:01:04If I was to be perfectly honest with you, sure.
01:01:06For one little moment, yeah.
01:01:08Exactly.
01:01:08And why would you want to believe that you'd have to one day protect yourself from the
01:01:11person that you love most in the world?
01:01:12I didn't want to believe that.
01:01:14So why did you want a prenup?
01:01:15I didn't, Brad.
01:01:17I didn't want a prenup.
01:01:19She did.
01:01:21So what's your point?
01:01:23I don't know.
01:01:25Just, you know, don't worry about the Exendors.
01:01:28This shade of red was actually created for me.
01:01:53It's called Tabby Red.
01:01:54Um, oh.
01:01:55Oh, you look fantastic.
01:02:09This is beautiful.
01:02:11And Jackie would be so proud.
01:02:14And I hope so.
01:02:16So, not to press the issue.
01:02:18But is Brad coming?
01:02:20He's not.
01:02:21I'm sorry.
01:02:22Mark just didn't think it was a good idea.
01:02:24I was hoping for something different.
01:02:25I know.
01:02:28Oh, excuse me.
01:02:30Of course.
01:02:34So it's Italian silk, and it was, oh.
01:02:37Oh.
01:02:37And this.
01:02:38My divorce lawyer, Dana Chervik.
01:02:41But she's so much more than that.
01:02:42She's my queen, my rock.
01:02:45She's practically my best friend.
01:02:47Well, I should raise my rates.
01:02:48Um, excuse me one second.
01:02:51Sorry.
01:02:53Hey, sorry to interrupt, but Gwen's background check just came through.
01:02:56And?
01:02:56And.
01:02:56Looks like she just bought a commercial property in Soho.
01:02:59Like, bought?
01:03:00In cash, in her name, days ago.
01:03:03Days ago, she was telling me she couldn't make rent.
01:03:05Maybe Brett bought the property for Gwen.
01:03:07See?
01:03:07Something's off.
01:03:08Something is fishy.
01:03:09So maybe Brett's hiding money through Gwen.
01:03:11There's a legal term for hiding money.
01:03:13What did the forensic accountant say?
01:03:15They're finishing up.
01:03:16Okay, just tell them to please let me know whenever they find.
01:03:18Of course.
01:03:19Thanks.
01:03:31Hi.
01:03:32Hey.
01:03:35Hi, you look stunning, as always.
01:03:40Ditto.
01:03:41I got you a present.
01:03:42Is it Oliver?
01:03:43Where are you, boy?
01:03:43Come here.
01:03:44No, no, no, it's not Oliver.
01:03:45Hopefully something just as good.
01:03:47Listen, honey, I just...
01:03:48I just want to say, with all of the fighting...
01:03:50We're not fighting.
01:03:51Yes, we are, and it's okay.
01:03:54There's no one on the planet I would rather fight with more than you.
01:03:57For free, I mean.
01:03:59Me too.
01:04:00And soon this is all going to be behind us, and it'll just be us again.
01:04:04Yeah, we just got to get through court tomorrow, right?
01:04:06Are you nervous?
01:04:08I mean, no, but I'm going to anxiety spiral anyway.
01:04:11Hey, you're going to do great.
01:04:14Because you always do great.
01:04:16I want to be right there with you.
01:04:18Yeah.
01:04:18I'm on the other side.
01:04:19No.
01:04:21On your side.
01:04:22Always.
01:04:24You say the sweetest things.
01:04:25Can I ask you a slightly tangential question?
01:04:29Of course.
01:04:30Those are my favorites.
01:04:32Why did you want a prenup?
01:04:35I...
01:04:35We both wanted a prenup.
01:04:37No.
01:04:38Dana, you're the one who wanted the prenup.
01:04:40Honey, you...
01:04:50You got bread to come.
01:04:53How did you...
01:04:54Ah, yeah.
01:04:55You're present.
01:04:56Because you said this is the best, and I believe in you, so...
01:05:01I just got to figure out how I can keep this guy in check.
01:05:04I'm going to keep Tabby in check, too.
01:05:05All right.
01:05:06Divide and go.
01:05:09Okay, here we go.
01:05:10Right.
01:05:11All right.
01:05:12Let's grab me a drink.
01:05:13You pretty much good.
01:05:16Hey.
01:05:17Last minute, he decides to show up.
01:05:19He's trying to keep me off keel.
01:05:21No, he's just trying to support you and raise some money for cancer research.
01:05:25Or he's going to do what he always does and make this about him.
01:05:27Tabby, isn't there any benefit of the doubt here?
01:05:29I mean, isn't there any good in him you can still find?
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:37He looks great in a tux.
01:05:44Hey.
01:05:45Did you order ahead of time, or...?
01:05:47It's a classy event.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:51Yeah.
01:05:52Is, uh...
01:05:54Is Tabby looking?
01:05:58Uh-huh.
01:05:59What's her face say?
01:06:02Her face says she's looking, Brad.
01:06:04Huh.
01:06:05Why don't you go over there and just congratulate her?
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:13Or I could, uh, take the stage and, you know, make a speech about cancer or something.
01:06:16You know, it's very gracious of you.
01:06:19No, don't do that.
01:06:20But I can entertain.
01:06:21Hey, laughter's the best medicine.
01:06:23I think science would refute that.
01:06:25You know what you could do?
01:06:26Is I think Tabby deserves a nice private hello.
01:06:28Okay, okay.
01:06:30Could we have a quick soundbite?
01:06:32No.
01:06:33Yes.
01:06:35Great.
01:06:36Brett, what do you think about the hearing tomorrow?
01:06:37My client actually believes that it'll be a fair and equitable agreement that'll be reached, so...
01:06:42No, I don't.
01:06:43I think what my lawyer keeps telling me,
01:06:45that he'd rather be on our side than the opponent's.
01:06:48Excuse me?
01:06:52Come on, it's just something I have to say to keep this guy in check.
01:06:55It's something you say when you think you're gonna win.
01:06:58Honey, winning would be us never seeing these two people again.
01:07:01You guys are driving me insane.
01:07:06Uh...
01:07:06Are they flirting?
01:07:07I was kind of hoping you showed up.
01:07:10I missed you.
01:07:11What's happening?
01:07:12That red really complements your lipstick.
01:07:18And your eyes.
01:07:19And that is flirting.
01:07:21So maybe we did just win.
01:07:23Yes, we did.
01:07:24I love when you wear tux.
01:07:26Yeah, it's a camo.
01:07:28Yeah, I noticed.
01:07:29Hello, sir.
01:07:31Oh, excuse me.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:36Excuse me.
01:07:37So we just got the forensic accounting report on Brett.
01:07:42We just got the forensic accounting on Tabby.
01:07:44Okay.
01:07:44She has offshore accounts.
01:07:46He has substantial poker winnings.
01:07:48He's invested internationally.
01:07:50Multiple untraceable businesses.
01:07:52He's hiding millions from her.
01:07:55She's hiding millions from him.
01:07:57Guess he's not as naive as he looks.
01:07:59Guess she's not as naive as she looks.
01:08:01Guess not.
01:08:02You were my everything.
01:08:04I'm your everything?
01:08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:06Make it all about you.
01:08:07Always has to be about you.
01:08:08I was invited.
01:08:09No, you weren't about you.
01:08:11You weren't even invited.
01:08:12I was invited.
01:08:13I got an email.
01:08:14It's okay.
01:08:15Let's get you in a cold shower.
01:08:17Take a cheese toast.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:20It's okay.
01:08:20You're sorry.
01:08:25It's okay.
01:08:26Deep breath.
01:08:36Cry up, Sir Lee.
01:08:40Why did you sleep on the couch?
01:08:43I guess I just fell asleep out here.
01:08:47Look, about last night, I said some things I regret.
01:08:52And it's not just because I have much wittier retorts in the morning.
01:08:56Okay, noted.
01:09:00Hey.
01:09:01We're going to figure it out, okay?
01:09:03We always do.
01:09:04Yeah, we always do.
01:09:08So, do you want to take a car over together?
01:09:09I think I just need a minute to, you know, get myself together.
01:09:12I'm going to go over now.
01:09:14But hey, I got you covered.
01:09:17You're going to do great.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:19Okay.
01:09:19Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:21Okay.
01:09:21Okay.
01:09:22Okay.
01:09:22Okay.
01:09:22Okay.
01:09:22Okay.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:26But what about that three-pointer in game five?
01:09:38Yeah, what about that magic sky hook?
01:09:40Oh, come on.
01:09:41Legendary, right?
01:09:42Good to see you, counselor.
01:09:44Well, let's get started.
01:09:46Play friendly with the jugs?
01:09:47I'm a friendly guy.
01:09:52So, what do you think?
01:09:53Look, I think we're going to do our very best.
01:09:56No, I mean my outfit.
01:09:59I think it screams I deserve all the marital property.
01:10:03Yeah.
01:10:04Is this going to take long?
01:10:05What, do you got somewhere more important to me?
01:10:07CrossFit's at three, so...
01:10:09Counsel, do we have assets in question and arguments ready?
01:10:14Your Honor, yes, we do.
01:10:23Counselor?
01:10:29May I just have one second, please?
01:10:31Take all the time you need.
01:10:45Your Honor, due to recent findings, I would like to request a brief recess.
01:10:49We just got started.
01:10:50Now, why do you need a recess?
01:10:52I need to perform due diligence, as new evidence has been brought to our attention
01:10:55that would affect the financial structure of the settlement.
01:10:58I'm sure the court would hate to see us punch, rather than trying an end around.
01:11:05You're in luck that I miss breakfast.
01:11:08Court is at recess for an hour.
01:11:10Court.
01:11:13Give me the address on the commercial property, Gwen bod.
01:11:16Hang tight.
01:11:17I'll be right back.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:19Okay.
01:11:23Shouldn't you be in court?
01:11:33Yes, I should be.
01:11:35What is this?
01:11:35What is Gwen's glutes?
01:11:37My new Pilates studio slash method acting workshop.
01:11:41So is that what contract 31st at 11 means?
01:11:44Because this is, this is the 31st.
01:11:46And this is your new commercial space?
01:11:48This, this space?
01:11:48How did you afford this?
01:11:49Did Brett buy this for you with money he's hiding from Tabby?
01:11:52Do I need a lawyer?
01:11:53If you're an accomplice in laundering money, then yes.
01:11:55I'm not laundering money.
01:11:57This is purchase.
01:11:57Just judge.
01:11:58I'm not the villain here.
01:11:59You know what?
01:12:00This has become a little too much.
01:12:01You can come to court and tell the truth, please.
01:12:04Or I'll tell what I think is the truth.
01:12:21What is she doing here?
01:12:23You're my best friend and you stole my husband.
01:12:26I never stole him.
01:12:27All the time we spent together was Brett talking about how much he loved you.
01:12:31Asking how he could fix your rift and win you back.
01:12:34I never had a chance.
01:12:35What?
01:12:36Even if I wanted him, how could I ever compare with perfect Tabby?
01:12:40Order.
01:12:41Order.
01:12:43Order.
01:12:45Is that true?
01:12:47Every single word.
01:12:49I have loved you from the moment I met you.
01:12:52Even now.
01:12:53Oh, Brettie, me too.
01:12:55I'm so sorry for everything.
01:12:57No, baby.
01:12:58It's not your fault.
01:12:59It was the lawyers.
01:13:00They pressured us into getting divorced.
01:13:03They really did.
01:13:04What?
01:13:04Sorry?
01:13:04What?
01:13:05What's that?
01:13:05Yeah, it's true.
01:13:06They did.
01:13:06They did.
01:13:07But I don't want to live without you.
01:13:11Well, then.
01:13:11Will you marry me again?
01:13:18You don't really have to ask her to marry you again.
01:13:20Yeah, you guys never were divorced in the first place, Brett.
01:13:22Of course I'll marry you, my love.
01:13:24Again.
01:13:26Yeah.
01:13:31Forever and ever.
01:13:33And we'll have the biggest wedding.
01:13:34Yeah, and you're all invited.
01:13:36All of you.
01:13:36Or you can bid on photos of the event.
01:13:38Extra salt and butter.
01:13:54Both sides.
01:13:56Good.
01:13:57How many more popcorn?
01:13:59Today was a disaster.
01:14:00Oh, baby.
01:14:01It was a disaster.
01:14:03Terrible.
01:14:03If you're a troubled couple on the brink of giving up,
01:14:09then come along with us.
01:14:10Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.
01:14:12Where we explore the challenges and triumphs of marriage
01:14:16as we counsel couples back into love.
01:14:20Live on air every Wednesday night.
01:14:22I'm Tabby Noble.
01:14:23And I'm Brett Noble.
01:14:24And please join us for Noble Love on Reality Real.
01:14:30I'm sorry.
01:14:31Excuse me.
01:14:31They have a new show.
01:14:33Were there marriage counseling?
01:14:34Live?
01:14:34They were divorcing this morning.
01:14:36How on the roll could they pull this together so quickly?
01:14:40They didn't.
01:14:45Hey, Gwen, we really need to talk.
01:14:47You don't want to mess with lawyers, Gwen.
01:14:49We serve injunctions for breakfast.
01:14:56So what's the game here?
01:14:58They were never divorcing.
01:14:59Was this a stunt?
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:03It was all a con.
01:15:04They haven't been able to sell a show in a while, so they came up with this.
01:15:08They paid me to go along with it, promised to buy me the Pilates studio.
01:15:12Then they made me the villain at every turn.
01:15:14Why?
01:15:15I mean, how?
01:15:16I mean, this doesn't make any sense.
01:15:17There were so many private moments that were, they weren't filming.
01:15:20Yeah.
01:15:21No, they were.
01:15:22They recorded all of it, planning to use it all for the show.
01:15:26So they...
01:15:27Used you?
01:15:28Yeah.
01:15:29Because that's what they do best.
01:15:31But whatever, your firm's got paid, and everyone gets a happy ending.
01:15:34Everyone except us.
01:15:36Right.
01:15:37The nobles were lying.
01:15:46There was never going to be a divorce.
01:15:48This is fraud.
01:15:49Let's be careful with terminology.
01:15:51Fraud is a grave accusation.
01:15:53And to be forthright, however belatedly...
01:15:56Paul and I knew.
01:15:57Not at first, but the head of Reality Real cleared it with us.
01:16:01What are you talking about?
01:16:02I'm sorry, excuse me?
01:16:03What?
01:16:03What?
01:16:03We never imagined it would go this far.
01:16:05And we never would have gone along with it if we'd known it would negatively affect you.
01:16:09Why would you guys even do this?
01:16:10Partners thought it would be good for our firm.
01:16:12And I thought it would be good both for Tabby and for your career, and for Jackie's legacy fund.
01:16:16I didn't think it would avalanche like this.
01:16:19But, ultimately, we wanted them to reconcile, and they did.
01:16:24So, maybe we let all be well that ends well, hmm?
01:16:28Was it misguided and self-serving?
01:16:30Yes.
01:16:31But did they pay their bills on time and in full?
01:16:34Also yes.
01:16:34Which is more than I can say about most clients.
01:16:36You see what's happening here?
01:16:37It just brought us full circle back to the lawyer integrity joke.
01:16:43Wow.
01:16:44You know what the worst part is?
01:16:46Everyone's raving about noble love.
01:16:48That's not the worst part.
01:16:49The worst part is they got away with it.
01:16:51Okay, guys, look.
01:16:52If they're happy, just let them be happy.
01:16:55But how can they be happy if they're still lying to each other?
01:16:57I mean, Brett is hiding money from Tabby.
01:17:00And Tabby's hiding money from Brett.
01:17:01No, they're never going to be happy until they get truthful.
01:17:04Well, maybe it's our job to get them truthful.
01:17:08You know, to heal them.
01:17:10Okay, Gwen.
01:17:10I'm sorry, guys, but this sounds less like therapy and more like some sort of revenge cabal.
01:17:14I'm out, babe.
01:17:15I'm also out.
01:17:16Okay.
01:17:17Fine, but help me with this.
01:17:19Where can I find a great actor?
01:17:22Well, look, he's right here.
01:17:23TJ's a great actor, right?
01:17:25Ah, there you go.
01:17:26Hey, come here.
01:17:26Sit down.
01:17:28Look at that face.
01:17:30You act?
01:17:31Yeah.
01:17:32Method?
01:17:33Strasburg all the way.
01:17:35How would you like the role of a lifetime?
01:17:37Who would I be playing?
01:17:39My husband.
01:17:39I can method act that.
01:17:47Kind of feel like we shouldn't be here.
01:17:54Half cheddar ranch, half peanut butter cup.
01:17:57Mmm, delicious combo.
01:17:59Maybe just not at the same time.
01:18:01No, I don't think that'd be the best idea.
01:18:05Very good.
01:18:07Oh, you think we should have stopped this?
01:18:08I don't think we would have much of a chance to stop anything.
01:18:12Gwen's on a mission.
01:18:13Besides, they don't need noble love.
01:18:14They need tough love.
01:18:16Good one, honey.
01:18:19You can have a seat here.
01:18:20Oh, thanks.
01:18:26Perfect.
01:18:27I love this jacket.
01:18:29Gwen?
01:18:31Wait, you're not married?
01:18:32Yes, I am.
01:18:33This is my husband, TJ.
01:18:34I kept him a secret because I know how you two love secrets.
01:18:38Hey, bro.
01:18:40I dug all your shows.
01:18:41I'm also a thespian now.
01:18:42I'm headlining a play right now.
01:18:44Like on Broadway or?
01:18:46Atlantic City.
01:18:47It's a Broadway jersey.
01:18:49Yeah, it's not, bro.
01:18:51Well, where should we begin?
01:18:53In five, four, three.
01:18:56We're back on noble love.
01:19:02Where love begins again.
01:19:03Starting with us.
01:19:07And today we have a very special couple with us.
01:19:11My best friend and assistant, Gwen.
01:19:14I thought I was fired from both of those roles.
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:18And my man, TJ, over here.
01:19:22Fellow thespian man.
01:19:23I can't believe Luca got him on the show.
01:19:25Well, you know Luca.
01:19:27He knows people and knows people.
01:19:30What is the biggest issue in your marriage?
01:19:32Well, I'm sad to say that Gwen has been hiding money from me.
01:19:36TJ's also been hiding money from me.
01:19:39We've had great success with the businesses we've built together.
01:19:42But then, Gwen moved our profits to secret accounts.
01:19:45While TJ's been hiding his Vegas winnings in overseas funds.
01:19:50Oh, wow.
01:19:53Well, I can see how that would affect your marriage,
01:19:57as trust is the foundation of love.
01:20:01And love meets trust the way sunshine and flowers need each other.
01:20:07That's right.
01:20:08But there's more.
01:20:09TJ also ran a background check on me.
01:20:12And Gwen ran a background check on me.
01:20:18Well, that is a total invasion of privacy.
01:20:22Yeah, if someone did that to me, I would be very, very upset.
01:20:26Yeah, me too.
01:20:33That's unbelievable.
01:20:34You think they'll make it?
01:20:35You think they'll be okay?
01:20:36Yeah, you know, I do.
01:20:39You know, it's something new for both of them.
01:20:41Something honest.
01:20:43Something real.
01:20:47Do you think we'll be okay?
01:20:50Do you?
01:20:54Yeah, I do.
01:20:55I actually know it.
01:21:01I mean, there isn't much that's certain in life, but you're as close as it gets.
01:21:08Honey, I know I can overthink and overworry and become fatalistic.
01:21:14Well, you don't know.
01:21:14I wouldn't want any other life than the life I have with you, whatever that looks like.
01:21:26And I know I said the most important decision we can make is having a child, but I think I was wrong.
01:21:34I think the most important decision we can make is who we share our life with.
01:21:42And I would make this decision one million times over exactly the same.
01:21:48So, I have an idea.
01:22:11Thank you so much for meeting with me.
01:22:12Thank you for taking the time.
01:22:13You've been a mentor, and I am so grateful for everything you've given me.
01:22:19But I need something new, Lois.
01:22:23Mark, you're about to make partner.
01:22:25But you're taking over the firm.
01:22:27I know.
01:22:28I know.
01:22:32But we've made other plans.
01:22:34But we've made other plans.
01:22:36Shervick and Shervick, can you please hold?
01:22:50Happy 8th anniversary, babe.
01:22:52Aw, happy 8th, my love.
01:22:54So, I got us a little something.
01:22:55Okay.
01:23:06Don't drop me.
01:23:11My parents are lawyers.
01:23:33Did you feel that?
01:23:35Well, it's a prosecutor.
01:23:39I'll see you later.
01:24:09You
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