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00:00I've never felt the urge to do it, no, but I've had nothing in my mind.
00:05Really? Have you never gave someone a clatter?
00:07I don't think so, no. I've probably given a wallop.
00:10A wallop is a clatter.
00:11No, a clatter is a...
00:13A wallop is a...
00:15A clatter is a...
00:17Clatter.
00:18So what's a wallop to you?
00:19A clatter.
00:20That's a wallop.
00:21But that's a clatter.
00:22No, that's your hands kind of...
00:23Like your clothes, like...
00:25No, and you're...
00:26Well, you're...
00:27Fuck off, you're gonna have me...
00:28That's a clatter.
00:29What is this?
00:34Goddammit!
00:36In with the karate chop?
00:37Oh.
00:38Does that look alright?
00:40Oh, Jesus.
00:42Fuck.
00:44Try to be like that in my days.
00:49When is this gonna end?
00:50It's just like one disaster after another.
00:53What in the name of God is going on?
00:56In the week when Ed Sheeran sprung a surprise show on hundreds of Irish fans, we watched loads of great telly.
01:09RTE1 was on the hunt for the fittest clan in all the land.
01:13They bring the shopping in or the whey protein.
01:16Can the Burns family get their mum Anne up to the top?
01:19She's after cracking her rib, but she's alright.
01:22Lucy Kennedy was hanging out with the locals on Talbot Street.
01:26Very exciting.
01:27Hello.
01:28I'm fuming.
01:29Why does no one stop me on the street like that?
01:31How are you feeling?
01:32Nicola Tallent.
01:33Everyone loves Nicola!
01:34You're putting the scriptures out, could you?
01:36I'm gonna fucking burn it.
01:37And Sky Atlantic took us to the other dairy for some scares before bedtime.
01:42Oh, Lord.
01:43Something's gonna come out of the dream.
01:44Maddie, if it's you, if you can hear me, come home, alright?
01:46Just please come home.
01:47He won't let me.
01:48In Kilkenny, the Saunders family.
02:07You won't feel the time coming now, Alcee?
02:10You won't come moving back?
02:11No, only like two months, seven weeks left.
02:16Alan is finally planning to return home to Ireland.
02:20Can't wait to move home.
02:21I'm so happy to have my drinking buddy back.
02:23I actually can't wait to move home.
02:24I know.
02:25And will you miss it?
02:26I will and I won't.
02:27I miss the people and work.
02:30But I'm just...
02:32Over it.
02:33You get homesick.
02:34In a way.
02:35Probably gone around seven years with a year back.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Madness.
02:39That's mad.
02:40I know.
02:41And now I'm back to living with you guys.
02:43Oh, for fuck's sake.
02:45Yes.
02:46We are going to have so much fun.
02:48Family.
02:49Oh no.
02:50On Wednesday, BBC One whisked us off to the Scottish Highlands for a night away with some
02:54well-known faces.
02:57Nineteen celebrities arrive to play the ultimate murder mystery.
03:01This is...
03:02This is...
03:03Brilliant.
03:04What an unreal cast this is.
03:05Such a good cast.
03:06This is the celebrity traitors.
03:08Oh, Claudia didn't come in for head and shoulders.
03:11Like what we're now six, seven shows in and you can't fucking catch anyone.
03:18No.
03:19The show kicked off by revealing which celeb had been murdered in plain sight.
03:27Congratulations.
03:28You don't have dandruff.
03:29It was right.
03:30Oh, she's at the scene who it is, did she?
03:31Lucy, you've been murdered.
03:32Oh my God.
03:33So she's a traitor now?
03:34No, they're killing her.
03:35My face would give it away.
03:36Mine wouldn't, I don't think.
03:37I know, you're a fucking devious fucker.
03:38We watched Kate Garraway sit between two traitors trying their best to deflect suspicion.
03:57It's baffled me that Alan Carr has made the whole way through this far.
04:02Unless we get a traitor, they're obviously presenting a united front, I think.
04:06Alan doesn't even talk.
04:08No, no.
04:09Just not going to say anything.
04:10My concern is that everyone's got a pile on me because some people do think I'm a traitor.
04:14They're like, yeah, we're going to.
04:15Thanks for telling us.
04:16They have no way of knowing, you know.
04:18So of course you're going to get confused and you're trying to trust as many people as you can,
04:23but it's just not possible.
04:24I said, do you think there's any hope at all that a traitor might dub in a traitor now?
04:29Is that one in the checked shirt?
04:32Is she a traitor?
04:33She is a traitor.
04:34Did you say that to him?
04:35Alan and Jonathan.
04:36And what did they both say?
04:37They both said nonsense.
04:38You could interpret that as you were talking to two of them.
04:43He's only guessing two, you see.
04:45Oh, that's interesting.
04:47Okay.
04:48She has gone way under the radar.
04:51There is a good chance she could win the show.
04:53Yeah.
04:54How are you feeling about the round table?
04:57Yeah.
04:58Just a farter.
04:59Oh.
05:00Oh my God.
05:01Celia.
05:02I'm going to try and stick to my original thought.
05:06Jonathan.
05:07Alan's such a snake.
05:08Alan's such a snake.
05:09I'm afraid now, supposing you're a traitor.
05:12Look at the face on him, he's dying to smile.
05:14He's dying to smile.
05:15You might warn your other friends that I was going to vote for Jonathan.
05:20He can't keep his ears in his face.
05:22Oh, he's useless.
05:24You can trust me.
05:26He's going red in the face and the neck.
05:28Literally like.
05:30But see, he's so dippy that you wouldn't think he'd be able to be a traitor.
05:34But they're the ones you have to fucking watch, innit?
05:36Exactly.
05:37Later, we saw the final eight players gather to see if they could finally catch a traitor.
05:43Players, welcome back to the round table.
05:46I'd love to call her Fringe.
05:48Would you?
05:49That drives me mad.
05:50Is that not her kind of...
05:51I just want to lift it up and see what she's been hiding for years.
05:54The floor is yours.
05:56We have to get a traitor out.
05:59It's sad, but true.
06:00But eventually the traitors are going to have to turn on each other like so.
06:03Well, unless all three make it to the final.
06:05That means they have to share.
06:06I just wanted to just be honest in that.
06:10I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan.
06:14See, this is what happens.
06:17The traitors go against each other and they lose the game immediately.
06:19Absolutely.
06:20If I go, you haven't got much of a team left.
06:23Clever, innit?
06:24Clever, Jonathan.
06:25You know, I was suspicious of Joe.
06:27And, you know, because he's always there planting the seed.
06:30Deflection.
06:31Classic technique.
06:32Deflecting.
06:33I know he has this quite weird persona with his...
06:37You know, the way he's...
06:38Hot kettle, mate.
06:39Wow!
06:40Alan's going to fucking snap.
06:42Players, the time for talk is over.
06:45She's fresh though.
06:47I don't think anyone's suspicious of her.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Big dog.
06:52I can't shake my gut, mate.
06:54Come with you.
06:55Oh.
06:56Oh.
06:57Oh.
06:58Oh.
06:59It's worse than I.
07:01Yeah.
07:02I'm going for Jonathan.
07:04They'll all follow suit.
07:05Because we're like sheep.
07:07Like that's who we are.
07:08And I'm so sorry, Jonathan.
07:10Oh my God!
07:12Dirty bastard.
07:14I cannot believe you've done it again.
07:17I show a man till the end.
07:18Yeah.
07:19I cannot believe that I'm standing here for no good reason.
07:23So, I don't want to be rude, but you're idiots.
07:28I am now, and I have been all through the game completely faithful.
07:34Brilliant.
07:35To the traitors!
07:40You're right to the end.
07:41Brilliant.
07:42Oh my God.
07:43He failed them there, didn't he?
07:44He did.
07:45He was going out with one last bang.
07:46That was the most ridiculous bow out ever.
07:54Alan Carr's back must be broken from carrying the shot.
07:58Yeah.
07:59He's so funny.
08:00He's brilliant.
08:01I want to play it this Christmas.
08:02I want to have everyone in that room so paranoid that they don't even think they know me.
08:06I'll get you straight away.
08:07I want my mum to look at me and go, I don't even know you, son.
08:10That's how much I want to get involved in it.
08:12Like, it's just brilliant.
08:13You're not going to lie in, though.
08:14I know, I'd be terrible, but I'd like to give it a go.
08:16You know?
08:19In Limerick, you're getting very particular about your skin, aren't you?
08:22I'm thinking about getting Botox.
08:24The Ryans.
08:25Do this, do this.
08:27You know wrinkles.
08:28I do.
08:29How much is the Botox going to cost you?
08:31Like 250 for like six places.
08:33So you can get here, here, here and here maybe.
08:35And how often do you have to get it done then?
08:37Once every six months or something.
08:38Are you going to get it done?
08:39I'm thinking about it.
08:40So it means that you can't move your eyebrows.
08:42So when you look surprised, you go like this.
08:44And your eyebrows don't move.
08:46It's rather than just your eyebrows don't move.
08:50This week, RTE1 had us hooked with the latest Carry On from Carrigstown.
08:56My favourite soap, Fair City.
09:06Oh.
09:07We saw Mondo and Victor confront the man who nearly killed him in last year's infamous fire.
09:13It wasn't him that bought the whole party.
09:17What's going on?
09:18Sit down.
09:19I'm sorry?
09:20He said, sit down.
09:21Sit down now, you're bousy.
09:24We've got something to show you.
09:26Play it.
09:27He's like Steve Buscemi from Wish.
09:30Isn't he?
09:31I hope you're right.
09:33He really thinks he owes it to Victor.
09:35The evidence.
09:36This is the evidence.
09:37Anto isn't going to ruin everything again by confessing to setting fire to the building site.
09:42Moment of reckoning.
09:44Oh, he's caught rapping.
09:45You started that fire.
09:46Look, if you just listen.
09:47Hayley.
09:48Da, I'm handling it.
09:49What, you mean you're trying to cover up for him?
09:51No.
09:52Did people die in it?
09:53Injured.
09:54Anto nearly died and so did Victor.
09:56An empty building site, I figured no one would get hurt.
09:59But then when I realised a gang of kids had broken in for a party.
10:02You really had no idea we were in there.
10:03I didn't know that until the place had gone up.
10:05He was in bits.
10:07You shut your mouth as well, cover up for him.
10:10You wouldn't want to be his fucking solicitor, would you?
10:12You were so upset you skipped town.
10:15Do you think in Ireland it's possible to skip town?
10:18If a lot of, like, kids snuck in to the building, they don't be doing that either, do you know what I mean?
10:27No, I know, but like a little sneaky session in someone's shed, I feel like isn't as bad as arson.
10:32Later, the show invited us to a fancy do as Mondo's daughter launched a new product line.
10:40I love the low effort people have gone to for this Halloween party.
10:44He's going to blow a gasket.
10:46I'm not going to stand by Will, he takes this out on horse, this stops now.
10:49Hello to all the guests, ghouls and ghosts and thanks for being here at the launch of Samhain.
10:56I wish I wasn't.
10:57Oh, here we go.
10:58I'm here by force.
11:00This is Juliet's lunch, get out.
11:02Big man, aren't you?
11:03They're going to kiss.
11:06I hate that, you know, fellas squared, come on, come on.
11:09You go near her again, and I'll take you off the max miserable.
11:13All murders at the launch!
11:15Horrible accident incoming.
11:20It's fair to say the launch of the jewellery is gone.
11:22Yeah, poor daughter, Juliet.
11:24Continue.
11:25It's time to grab your broomsticks because tonight I promise to send shivers down your spine.
11:31Why is she reading this off her phone?
11:32Did she write that herself?
11:34That was shy.
11:35Get out, you.
11:36Let's go.
11:37Don't shove me.
11:38Anto!
11:39Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
11:40Oh, would someone try a punch?
11:42What is going on?
11:44I'll see you around.
11:45You've got nothing on me and we both know it.
11:47Dad!
11:48Oh, no!
11:49Dad!
11:50Dad!
11:51Oh, the dad's dead!
11:54Oh, no!
11:55I can't find a pulse.
11:56Is he dead?
11:57Oh, oh!
11:58Hardly.
11:59Hardly!
12:00I'm sorry.
12:01He's gone.
12:02No!
12:03He's gone!
12:04He's gone!
12:05He's dead, I told you!
12:06Jesus Christ!
12:07I told you he's dead!
12:08Oh, Jesus Christ!
12:09I told you he's dead!
12:10No!
12:1114 years in the day!
12:13I'm so sorry.
12:14I'm looking at the bleeding platters.
12:15Yeah.
12:16Not a teen touched.
12:17Them money rings are horrible when they're cold.
12:18Yeah.
12:19His injuries were too severe.
12:20There was nothing anyone could have done.
12:21Why do I have him lying there with his eyes wide open like that?
12:22In what world does a lad die in a pump?
12:23You probably leave him down here.
12:24You display him!
12:25They're taking him to the market.
12:26I don't care!
12:27I don't care!
12:28I don't care!
12:29I don't care!
12:30I don't care!
12:31I don't care!
12:32I don't care!
12:33I don't care!
12:34I don't care!
12:35I don't care!
12:36I don't care!
12:37I don't care!
12:38I don't care!
12:39I don't care!
12:40I don't care!
12:41I don't care!
12:42I don't care!
12:43I don't care!
12:44I don't care!
12:45I don't care!
12:46I don't care!
12:47I don't care!
12:48I don't care!
12:49I don't care!
12:50I don't care!
12:51I don't care!
12:52I don't care!
12:53I don't care!
12:54I'm not leaving them!
12:55If you want, we can take you there after you've given a statement.
12:56Or she'll wake him now as well, will we?
12:57Yeah!
12:58Okay, everyone, this is a crime scene.
12:59Can I tell you, the whole programme's a fucking crime scene?
13:01Do you know what?
13:02I want to see more!
13:03It's having in!
13:04Justice for Mondo!
13:05Yeah!
13:06You tuning in for the next one?
13:07Yeah, watch me!
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13:29In Betty's Town...
13:31Did you know, because I didn't know, that in England, unlike the UK and all, they don't use kilometres per hour?
13:39Conor and his sister, Emma.
13:41I rented a car in England and I was like, what the fuck is an MPH?
13:46And then I figured, miles per hour, alright, that's a bit weird.
13:49And then I was driving down the runway and they measure everything in fucking yards.
13:53Like, it was like, ten yards to next exit.
13:56I was like, who in 2025 are using yards to measure things?
14:01How big is one yard?
14:03Yeah, you're asking me, babe, I haven't a clue.
14:05The UK used to be, like, the head of the whole world because they fucking took over and took everyone's countries.
14:11And yet they can't use a normal empirical system.
14:13Like, why are you using such old-ass?
14:15End them.
14:16Yeah, they're using such old-ass phrases.
14:19Just use the normal one like everyone else.
14:22On Sunday evening, RTE1 kicked off the brand new series of Ireland's Fittest Family with this very important update.
14:30What's going on?
14:32Finally, cult series Ireland's Fittest Family has given us yet another twist.
14:36The addition of three new coaches has caused quite the stir.
14:39Why is this breaking news?
14:41That's big news, isn't it? Ireland's Fittest Family has made the cover of the New York Times.
14:45No, the New York Times wouldn't be covering the Irish Fittest Family.
14:50Yeah, bring it on.
14:52Ah, Conor, this isn't the real news. We got caught out.
14:56Oh, boo.
14:58We watched as veteran Anna prepared to go head-to-head with the new coach in town.
15:03Michael Dara, welcome to Ireland's Fittest Family.
15:05You're welcome.
15:06Great to have you.
15:07Who is he?
15:08Dublin footballer.
15:09Dublin footballer.
15:10Eight All-Irlands or whatever it is.
15:11Something ridiculous, yeah.
15:12Bang a PE teacher off him.
15:14Cannot wait to see how you kick off.
15:15Best of luck.
15:16There you go.
15:17Best of luck.
15:18Thanks.
15:19Thanks, pal.
15:20I remember one time they were playing Cork in the quarterfinal, right?
15:23They were playing at 6 o'clock that night.
15:25Seeing Michael Dara in Raffarnham Village at 1 o'clock eating a big fucking chicken roll.
15:30And I said, good luck, Michael.
15:31Thanks.
15:32And he got man of the match that night.
15:33Wow.
15:34So he is living proof that the chicken roll is the greatest fucking food source in Ireland.
15:40Two more families will take on Box to the top now.
15:43And a chance for Anna to catch up with Michael Dara with her McClements family from County Down.
15:48I really want you to do this, but people in my family, a few let me down.
15:53There's the man.
15:54Look her, Sharon.
15:55Hasn't missed a sea swimming over 200.
15:572,000 days.
15:582,000 days.
15:59But she's starting to look like a fucking mermaid.
16:00Look her.
16:01Michael Dara's second family are the Burns from Dublin.
16:05Your man looks hilarious.
16:06Like something from the 70s, 80s with the tash and the headband.
16:10I don't know what a tash back then.
16:12I have to convince my mam a little.
16:13But I wouldn't put her up for this if I didn't think she had that inner fight.
16:16This is all about how fast you can get your mammy to do it.
16:20It is, because the mammy is 60 now and this is right.
16:22Yeah, I know, yeah.
16:23And Paula Donovan gets them under way.
16:26Go on, Bourne.
16:27Feel the Bourne.
16:28Just behind him.
16:29The McClements from County Down.
16:31You could say they're going down.
16:33And the Bourne family all together and pushing through net number one.
16:37I'd be good at that.
16:38Many times I'll try to go through your fish nets.
16:41Closely followed by the McClements.
16:45Jesus Christ, I wouldn't be able to run that far.
16:48That's why we're not on in hell.
16:50Now Sharon has helped.
16:52She's in bits and she's only just started.
16:54No one's carrying me over this wall.
16:57Hell no.
16:58Why?
16:59But the Bourne family are very nearly there.
17:01Just pushing his mare up.
17:03Like, ah.
17:04That has been...
17:05Yes, Anne.
17:06Exactly.
17:07Chill out for Anne.
17:08I'm really disappointed for the McClements.
17:10It just didn't go right.
17:11Sharon picked up an early injury when she jumped off the dune.
17:14I think she hurt her glute.
17:15What was that girl flying across there?
17:17Her knee.
17:18Like, that was it.
17:19I was like, I actually can't go any faster.
17:21To be fair, she looks bleeding grey for 60, doesn't she?
17:23No, she's not 60.
17:24She is 25.
17:25God bless her.
17:26Later, we saw the Burns and the McClements face off again in the Eliminator.
17:30Three.
17:31Two.
17:32One.
17:33Oh, fuck that.
17:34You have to do more than one.
17:35Do we get a break?
17:36Little Sambo.
17:37Go, let's go.
17:38And they are underway.
17:39Anne is just stepping away from it and letting the three lads at it.
17:43Look, the dubs are getting again!
17:45They're doing great, I have to say.
17:47It is a lead for the Bourne family, closely followed by the McClements.
17:51Why aren't you sprinting through that?
17:53Yeah, boom.
17:54And they're up to the container.
17:55It's 2.6 metres high.
17:56Tough challenge.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Sharon McClements is almost there as well.
18:01Will you help your mother up for fuck's sake?
18:03So she's got to the top and Anne Byrne has got down.
18:07See, Alexis, like I'm getting off the sink quick.
18:10Go, go, go, go, go.
18:12And up over the first of them.
18:14It's a very agricultural course, isn't it?
18:16Like a fucking rotten old container and a fucking...
18:19Track your wheel.
18:20At a bale of head.
18:21At a bale of head to jump on.
18:22Push this head.
18:23Yeah.
18:24And it doesn't matter how many you take, off they go with them.
18:28They bring the shopping in or the whey protein.
18:31The Bourne family.
18:32Now he's going, get up, get up.
18:34Ah, yes.
18:35They'll help the other two to get up there.
18:37Anne on the right been helped up in the pit.
18:38Come on, mammy, you can do it.
18:40Here you go.
18:41And Anne Byrne gets over the other side.
18:44She's gone again.
18:46Like, I have such flimsy limbs.
18:48My feet just love breaking all the time.
18:50You need more petty flu.
18:51As quickly as they possibly can.
18:53Yes, yes, yes.
18:54Go on, go on, go on, go on.
18:55Yes.
18:56On the first go.
18:57So there's three of the Bourne family up there.
18:59Only Anne to get up and they'll win a place in the quarterfinals.
19:01Go on, mammy.
19:02How the fuck is she going to get up here?
19:03And Judith has come back down the ramp.
19:05It's going wrong for the material.
19:07Oh, well.
19:08Come on, girl.
19:09Come on, Anne.
19:10Oh, Jesus.
19:11Oh, Jesus.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Pull her up.
19:14She's after cracking her rib, but she's all right.
19:19What a performance from the Bourne family from Michael Darrell McCauley.
19:22Anne stands up.
19:23They all stand up.
19:24Yay.
19:25I always believed in Anne.
19:27Queen.
19:28No one else is getting a look in.
19:30I know.
19:31Ireland's fittest, Anne.
19:32In Cork.
19:37I'm actually doing French with Duolingo at the moment.
19:40Do you learn a bit of French?
19:41Aoife and her daddy, Pawdy.
19:44Ça va?
19:45Ça va.
19:46How are you?
19:47Yeah.
19:48What did you say back?
19:49Oh.
19:50I don't know.
19:51I can't remember.
19:52It's Duolingo I'm doing.
19:53That's that.
19:54Ça va.
19:55Ça va très bien.
19:56Très bien.
19:57Very well.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Comment tu t'appelles?
20:00Si je m'appelle Padraic.
20:06Is that how you say Padraic in French?
20:08Padraic.
20:09Yes.
20:10We don't know.
20:11That's what they used to say.
20:12Oh my god, Daddy.
20:13Because they couldn't understand Padraic.
20:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:15It's like a Cork fan with a French accent or something.
20:17Padraic.
20:18Do you think so?
20:19I think so, yeah.
20:20I think we're rubbing off on it.
20:21I'll take a word for it.
20:22On Sunday, Virgin Media One brought us on a weekend away with Lucy Kennedy in the nation's
20:28capital.
20:31She's one person I'd love to go on the session with.
20:33I'm on my best behaviour this week as I'm living with investigative journalist Nicola
20:38Tallent.
20:39Oh, I love Nicola Tallent.
20:41You love her, don't you?
20:42Oh, she's fantastic.
20:43I love her.
20:44Do you want to marry her?
20:45No.
20:46Come on.
20:47You've read the majority of her books and all, haven't you?
20:49We got you a whole book for Christmas, didn't we?
20:52So, very exciting.
20:54Hello.
20:55Speaking of crime.
20:56The show is shot at fucking Talbot Street.
20:58I know it's so much crazy this weekend.
21:00Yeah.
21:01I'm fuming.
21:02Why does no one stop me on the street like that?
21:04Nicola Tallent.
21:06Oh, I love Nicola Tallent.
21:07Oh, I love Nicola!
21:08I love Nicola!
21:09I love her!
21:10I love Nicola!
21:11I love her!
21:12Lucy, you look pretty bad.
21:13Did you lose your last lap?
21:14Why you doing?
21:15Really?
21:16Is that a compliment?
21:17She's like, did I have way to lose?
21:18Yeah.
21:19You couldn't have scripted that, could you?
21:20I'm not fucking brilliant.
21:21I'm just here to find my housemate.
21:22Good morning, everybody.
21:23Had I known that I was coming to your office, I wouldn't have been able to lose.
21:25I'd have been able to lose.
21:26Yeah.
21:27You couldn't have scripted that, could you?
21:28I'm not fucking brilliant.
21:29I'm just here to find my housemate.
21:31Good morning, everybody.
21:32Good morning.
21:33Had I known that I was coming to your office, I wouldn't have brought my pennies pillow.
21:37Embarrassing for everybody.
21:38How are you?
21:39She's so journalist, isn't she?
21:41Holding the cup of coffee.
21:42There's nothing in the cup.
21:43I'm on business.
21:44We're walking up to Corinthians Boxing Club.
21:47Yes.
21:48And it is pretty much synonymous with the monk, Gerry Hutch.
21:52She's obviously on good enough terms with him, though, to be walking in like.
21:56While Nicola and her team set up for the interviews, I had a quiet word with some of the club's coaches.
22:01What do you guys think of Nicola?
22:03Sexy, yeah.
22:04Sexy!
22:05Can you imagine?
22:07He's honest.
22:10I think she fancies Gerry.
22:12Do you?
22:13Yeah, do you?
22:14That's so funny.
22:15They had Gerry Hutch on it.
22:17They had the monk on the podcast.
22:18Do you remember when everyone was giving a stick about meant to be flirting with Gerry?
22:21He was flirting with Gerry Hutch and all when he was on it.
22:24Do you trust her?
22:29No.
22:30Not in the slightest.
22:31Without saying good stuff for the club, yeah.
22:33My opinions have been changing on her since the interview with Gerard.
22:36Yeah.
22:37Well, she let him speak.
22:38Yeah.
22:39Well, if she writes anything bad now about this club, there'll be trouble.
22:41But as a reporter, you're not supposed to say your opinion.
22:44You're supposed to just say the facts.
22:45Yeah.
22:46So if something bad's written, then it's factual, no?
22:48So far, it's been a busy first day.
22:51So busy, in fact, we're only getting to see her house now.
22:54They're being very careful about what they show of the house, I'd say.
22:57So they don't let people know where she lives.
22:59The only sort of major criticism I would get would be from people who, you know, if you're
23:04critical of the far right at the moment.
23:06Must be a very interesting job.
23:07In fairness, I mean, doing that kind of research to get into this.
23:11I don't know, though, they want to get involved in it at all.
23:14There was one time we were out in Spain.
23:15It was about 2013, I suppose.
23:17The Kinahans had been dismantled, according to the Spanish.
23:22They'd been all arrested.
23:23This particular night, we got a tip that he was in the port.
23:27We went down, and sure enough, he was there.
23:29He'd gone for sushi.
23:30We had undercover cameras on him.
23:33Fucking hell!
23:34You do stuff like that.
23:35You're kind of playing with matches soaked in petrol.
23:38That was a huge success.
23:40And we were sitting down, having a drink, congratulating ourselves.
23:44We've got Christy Kinahan Sr.
23:46And the next thing, one of the guys who was with us,
23:49came back to the table.
23:50He just said, you've got to leave here now.
23:53And you've got to walk different directions.
23:55Oh, my God.
23:57So the guy said, well, I was in the loo.
23:59And he said, I heard this guy on the phone.
24:03And he said, Nicola Talon's here.
24:05Get the lads down now.
24:06Oh, sweet Jesus.
24:09That's fucking terrifying.
24:11Crazy.
24:12No job or money is worth your safety like that.
24:15When I walked in the prison, I would have met a few of them,
24:18you know, just on court duties and stuff like that.
24:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:21I would have met one or two of them.
24:22And they would tell you some stories, in fairness, yeah.
24:25So no, no, they're doing some job.
24:27I know.
24:28They're doing a great service to the public, for the public.
24:30I know.
24:31Yeah.
24:32She's very brave.
24:33She's kind of ballsy, you know.
24:34I think she's well-able for me, not a hope in hell.
24:38I applaud these kind of people that have such a passion for their jobs.
24:41Like, I just can't really.
24:42Mm-hmm.
24:43Like, people, like, give up everything for their job.
24:44Like, that's just such a wild concept to me.
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24:56I haven't had wax in my hair in years.
24:59No wax.
25:00It's just dry.
25:01You have to have the wax.
25:04I've no wax.
25:05Isn't it not a barrier against it?
25:07Yeah, I have no barrier.
25:08It's not the way the body works.
25:14On Friday, there was a day of reckoning afoot over on RTE's 6-1 News.
25:20A fly is fair nine.
25:21Get up.
25:22He's on your leg.
25:23Former Kilkenny hurler DJ Carey has been told that he faces an inevitable prison sentence
25:27on Monday.
25:28Oh, this is unbelievable stuff.
25:29Crazy.
25:30Crazy.
25:31Crazy.
25:32After pleading guilty to defrauding people by falsely claiming he needed money for cancer
25:44treatment.
25:45That is absolutely disgusting.
25:47The brass neck.
25:48He was remanded in custody after Dublin Circuit Criminal Court heard he defrauded 22 people
25:54out of a total of almost 400,000 euro.
25:57Do you know the worst thing about that is it devalues the people who are actually fighting
26:01cancer?
26:02Absolutely, yeah.
26:03In December 2022, Carey admitted he made it up.
26:06Like how do people believe that?
26:09Now, I've looked like that after a few nights out.
26:12I know, but you would never try and charge your own brain with a feckin' charger, like.
26:16Among his victims was businessman Dennis O'Brien who gave him more than 125,000 euro
26:22over six years.
26:23If he had to go to these people and say, look, I'm in...
26:25Financial trouble.
26:26Yeah.
26:27They would have helped him out anyway.
26:28But to do what he did.
26:29Defence counsel Coleman Cody said DJ Carey had once transcended sport, but respect and
26:36affection had been replaced by notoriety, shame, ridicule and derision.
26:40His name is Tarnished now anyway.
26:41Yeah, he's fuckin' injured.
26:43The family of the late Virginia Dufres have welcomed a decision by Britain's King Charles
26:49to formally remove the titles of his brother.
26:51Oh my God.
26:52Two bollocks' back-to-back.
26:53Here's another fall from Grace.
26:54I know the fuck thing.
26:56I commend the King.
26:57I think he's doing an amazing job as a world leader, setting a precedent, but we need to
27:01take it one more step further.
27:03He needs to be behind bars, period.
27:06Well lads, if you get a prince behind bars, I will take my hat off to you.
27:11If that was you, or me, or dad, or anybody, you'd be hauled into the Garda station, you'd
27:16be brought to court, and you'd be imprisoned before you could click your fingers.
27:20But the like of these fuckers, excuse me language, you can get away with it.
27:24Prince Andrew must also leave the 30-room royal lodge on the Windsor estate.
27:29Do you know if you lived in a 30-room mansion, you'd surely only go into about three rooms.
27:34You'd know it different than having a normal house.
27:36Yeah.
27:37That's why you'd actually be going into the other rooms.
27:39Instead, he'll live at a house owned by his brother, the King, at the private Sandringham estate.
27:44You should be putting a feck in what they would have done years ago, in the street,
27:47let people throw eggs at them or something.
27:49The royal family will hope that the removal of his titles and mansion will quell public anger
27:55and limit the damage caused by the now former Prince Andrew.
27:59So his punishment...
28:01To move to a smaller mansion?
28:02Is to move to a smaller mansion.
28:04Tough on him.
28:05Tough on him, isn't it?
28:06The shame.
28:07Poor old cunt.
28:08Yeah, Jesus.
28:10In Dundalk...
28:11I have to say, it was one of the funniest calls I've ever had with you
28:17when you rang me after your surgery this week.
28:20David and his wife, Sarah.
28:23And that is the highest sounding you've ever been.
28:26You know you open the call with, oh, it's great.
28:29The guy who used to be the beekeeper in my old job is looking after me.
28:33And I was like, that can't be factual at all.
28:35That's completely wrong.
28:37And then you were just talking about dreaming about whales and everything.
28:40It was completely so weird.
28:41When I woke up, because it was just like that when I woke up,
28:43but I was so happy to be alive.
28:46I was just so happy.
28:47I loved everybody.
28:48I was so happy.
28:49And when I was talking to him, he was, he was the beekeeper,
28:51and he was going for president of Europe, and he was...
28:54That's what it was.
28:55He goes, I just met the beekeeper who used to be in my old job on the roof,
28:58and now he's not going to be the president.
29:00And I thought, what have they been giving her up there?
29:02He was only after judging the pageant down in Sweden.
29:04Right.
29:05A bee's.
29:06This week, we immersed ourselves into the fascinating world
29:09of a former Love Islander on Prime Video.
29:16Who's this?
29:17Molly Mae!
29:18I've got a full-blown toddler that's in the depths of the terrible tease.
29:22What does she do?
29:23She's Molly Mae!
29:24How did she become Molly Mae?
29:25She was in Love Island.
29:26Oh, okay.
29:27People are looking to cancel you.
29:29It's a perfect storm, eh?
29:30Hi, guys.
29:31Look at my new makeup.
29:32Hi, guys.
29:33Look at my new clothes.
29:34That's what she does for a living, like.
29:38Behind It All.
29:39Did we really need two seasons of Behind It All?
29:40Absolutely.
29:41The episodes are way too short, in my opinion.
29:43The show gave us a surprising insight into just how busy Molly's home life is.
29:49That is so cool.
29:51Shall we try sitting on it?
29:53No.
29:54I can't believe that child's that old.
29:56I remember when she announced she was pregnant.
29:59You don't have to do anything on the toilet.
30:01I used to have my song.
30:04All the kids need to know that song.
30:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:06Wash my bum.
30:07Wash my bum.
30:08Wash my bum.
30:09Wash my bum and clean it.
30:11Yeah.
30:12I'm ready for you now, Mum.
30:13You can come in and wipe my bum.
30:14Okay, that's enough, thank you.
30:15It's bath time now, Dolly.
30:16Come on.
30:17Sit down.
30:18Too hot.
30:19Is it coming from cold in?
30:21Do you know something, Barbara?
30:22I have no more interest in her than I have watching being dry.
30:26Oh, she's doing it.
30:27She's just pooed in the bath.
30:28That's okay.
30:29Don't worry.
30:30It doesn't matter.
30:31It doesn't matter.
30:32She just had a pill in the bath.
30:33I remember when you were getting putty trained when you were that age.
30:36Oh, my God.
30:38You went toilet everywhere except the putty.
30:42And then he took his shit on the floor.
30:44I remember that as well.
30:46Tell Daddy what happened.
30:47Tell him.
30:48I did the poo in the bath.
30:51I do want a grandchild at some stage, though.
30:53And the sooner the better all my friends have them.
30:58Her and Tommy Fury, they were the couple that won.
31:02He's one of the Furies from the boxing fury thing.
31:05Do you want to say goodnight to you, Daddy?
31:06Goodnight, my Daddy.
31:07Goodnight, my Baby Daddy.
31:08Goodnight, my Baby Daddy.
31:09See you tomorrow.
31:10And they are, without a shadow of a dad, the most boring fucking couple.
31:13Oh, really?
31:14Oh, my God.
31:15Do you know what the child did the other day?
31:17He had a snotty nose, right?
31:19And I said, come here and I'll wipe your nose for you.
31:22He put his face up against the wall and went like that.
31:25And rubbed his snot on the wall.
31:27The child's a barbarian.
31:30The series also took us to Paris to give us another glimpse at Molly's hectic schedule.
31:38It's the most overrated fucking city I've ever been to in my entire life.
31:42I love Paris.
31:43Yeah, it's cool, isn't it?
31:44So cool.
31:45So I'm going to be going into the spitting.
31:47Blind.
31:48Blind.
31:49And obviously I'm so fussy.
31:50She looks hard.
31:51She's a graft for her play to her.
31:53What does she look hard at?
31:55I'm feeling quite confident.
31:57Who gives a shit?
32:03For me it's not colour, it's just more, like you say, feeling good in it.
32:06Yeah, feeling, exactly.
32:07Yeah.
32:08No, that's not for you, dear.
32:13It's just too big.
32:14She doesn't fucking fit me.
32:15I want to feel like the best I've ever found.
32:17Yeah, she looks like a fucking flasher.
32:19That looks like one of those jackets where there should be like three babies underneath her.
32:22All on each other's shoulders.
32:24As the hours tick by and we have no dress, I'm not feeling great, I'm going to be honest.
32:29Are you not dying to know if Molly May got her dress on time for the fashion show, Mum?
32:33I am, Alex, I am, I am.
32:38Can you step out of here?
32:39I can see you in the light.
32:41Looks fucking awful.
32:43The top is all wrong, the top of it.
32:45Lovely.
32:46Lovely.
32:47Lovely?
32:48These are supposed to be fashion people.
32:50Oh, I don't know, Molly May.
32:53Genuinely, genuinely, I don't hate it at all.
32:55Look at your head.
32:56That's not a good enough thing to say I don't hate it.
32:57Jesus, say it's lovely.
32:59If she put a bra on, it would be better.
33:02I'd hight them boobs up.
33:03My leg out of my whole career, and on the moment when I'm meant to feel my best and look
33:06my most confident, I have to suddenly get my leg out because I've got nothing else to wear.
33:08No, I get it.
33:09Jesus Christ, you literally made your career by being on Love Island where you explicitly only wear bikinis.
33:14This fucking confidence thing, it has to come from you.
33:17Yeah, in a great dress.
33:18I'm allergic to bad fashion, I'm sorry.
33:21Is anyone from L'Oreal waiting downstairs for us?
33:24I'm just conscious that if we're going, we have to leave in ten.
33:27Oh, God.
33:28Oh, sweet Jesus.
33:29This is riveting.
33:31Do you want to do it?
33:32Do you still want to do it?
33:33Do you want me to tell her no?
33:34I don't know.
33:35No, you don't.
33:36You're not that girl.
33:37She's not like that.
33:39Daddy, you didn't know her about ten minutes ago.
33:41Do you want to do it?
33:42Do you want to still go or not?
33:43Or are we calling it a day?
33:44Oh, for fuck's sake.
33:46Fuck, it's to be continued.
33:47I fucking ate that.
33:48Thank God, anyway, it's over.
33:49Can't wait for the next one.
33:50Actually, imagine she actually didn't walk.
33:51Yeah, that would be quite funny.
33:52Oh, my God.
33:55I fucking ate that.
33:56I fucking ate that.
33:57Thank God, anyway, it's over.
33:58Can't wait for the next one.
34:00I'm actually, imagine she actually didn't walk.
34:02Yeah, that would be quite funny.
34:03Oh, my God.
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34:31It's Christmas
34:37It's November
34:42But it's Christmas
34:44Oh lads I can't wait
34:47It's not Christmas
34:48It is, it's November
34:49It's Christmas but not like that
34:51You don't have to celebrate
34:53When she defrosts it's Christmas
34:55Yeah, that's it
34:57On Sunday, a brand new series on Channel 4
35:00Took us inside the surprising world
35:02Of competitive knitting
35:04Ten knitters
35:06Eight weeks
35:07Laurie, you're gonna love this
35:09Look at his gansey
35:10Sixteen spectacular challenges
35:13That's your man Tom Daly
35:14He's the famous diver
35:17Welcome to Game of Wool
35:18Britain's best knitter
35:20Knitting is the best thing you'll ever do
35:23For anxiety or stress
35:24It's like bake-off of knitting essentially
35:30I did get that
35:31Thanks for explaining
35:32The whole concept
35:32I wasn't sure what was happening here
35:34It's week one
35:36And ten talented amateur knitters
35:38Have arrived in Scotland
35:39Oh, if I was bald
35:41I'd knit myself a wig
35:42That'd be real form
35:43That'd be cool
35:43That'd be real form
35:44Look at the fucking stadium you're like
35:49What the fuck are they wearing?
35:50And over the next eight weeks
35:52I'm gonna be guiding you through
35:53Some incredible challenges
35:54Where nine of you
35:56Are sadly gonna be cast off
35:57My garments
35:58I knitted this myself
36:01I have two people next to me
36:03Who are true knitting VIPs
36:05Now, who did they get to judge us?
36:07They just picked two random biddies
36:08From the fucking credit union
36:09For your first solo challenge
36:12We'd like you to make a tank top
36:14T-cause you
36:14No, a tank top
36:16What's that?
36:17Give us that
36:18Why are you shouting at me?
36:23Is that a tank top?
36:25That's a tank top
36:26That I knit
36:28You didn't knit there
36:30You're full of crap
36:31You only have 12 hours
36:32So, let's get knitting
36:34Asher, how are they meant to do that
36:36In a limited amount of time?
36:37Like
36:38This is quite a first challenge
36:40Creating a modern twist
36:41I think the only thing
36:43More boring
36:43Than knitted jumper
36:46Is the TV show
36:48About people knitting
36:49Knitted jumpers
36:50I'm a very traditional knitter
36:52I've never tried anything
36:53Particularly avant-garde
36:55I could see myself
36:56Frequenting an old Christmas market
36:57With that on
36:58Gordon
36:58Is combining his love of Shetland
37:00With his passion for music
37:02Yeah, this is a tank top now
37:03You know what you'd wear
37:04Over your shirt
37:05Oh, with no sleeves?
37:07Yeah
37:07Ah, yeah
37:08Gordon is the only knitter
37:10Attempting the risky
37:12Traditional feral method
37:14Of steeking
37:15Which means
37:16To cut open the neck
37:17And armholes
37:18Is that when you're like
37:19Purrandy
37:20And you go feral?
37:22Is that it?
37:23Feral?
37:24Oh
37:24Hopefully he doesn't
37:26Unravel
37:27I'm probably perceived
37:29As being quite quiet
37:30But I'm just soaking
37:32Everything up
37:33And seeing what I can do
37:34To be really loud
37:36With my knitting
37:36Do you know
37:37The whole time
37:38That I'm watching this
37:39I'm thinking
37:40I'm thinking
37:40We could be baking
37:41I'm in big trouble
37:42Major big trouble
37:44I've got about
37:44Sixteen rows still to knit
37:46I'll be falling asleep
37:47Dilling it
37:47Okay, I'm going to cut these
37:49I'm going to just
37:50Steak the armholes
37:51And the neck hole
37:51He's going to cut
37:53The arms
37:54Oh
37:54The music is telling me
37:59This is
38:00Bad
38:01Whoa, wait now
38:05Whoa, whoa
38:05And
38:06He's after
38:08Savaging it
38:09Hopefully he doesn't
38:10Get stitched up
38:12Knitters
38:12Cast off your stitches
38:14This challenge
38:15Is
38:15Complete
38:16Right, let's score
38:18The jumpers
38:18Out of ten
38:19Okay
38:19Can we have Gordon please?
38:22The walk of shame
38:24Huh?
38:27What the fuck?
38:28A few loose treads
38:29Hanging off of Gordon
38:30Oh
38:32Oh
38:33My god
38:34Quite
38:34An undertaking
38:36In the chunky yarn
38:37Oh
38:38Oh
38:38That's one out of ten
38:41Yeah, that's four
38:41That's a generous one
38:42Next up we have Elsa
38:44Oh, fuck's sake
38:45Don't tell me there's another one
38:46Look at how
38:49Well she does horse stuff
38:51The slaves
38:52Yeah
38:52The grain slaves
38:53I love that
38:54It is
38:55Wow
38:55Yeah
38:56Really, really
38:57Something else actually
38:58Yeah
38:59I think the
38:59The neckerchief ruins it a little bit
39:01I think it's good work
39:02Nine
39:02Seven
39:03What would you do?
39:04To represent me
39:06Yeah
39:07Spice Park vest
39:09Did you ever see it?
39:10What?
39:11Me nativity
39:12Ah, yeah
39:13Yeah
39:13Yeah
39:14Sister collect Mary
39:14Knitted from me
39:15The three wise men
39:16The kings
39:18Mary Joseph
39:19Baby Jesus
39:20The sheep
39:21Donkey
39:22Donkey
39:22The star
39:23No, she didn't knit the star
39:25No, she didn't knit the star
39:25Well, sure
39:26It's not a crowbar out of star Bethlehem
39:28She didn't knit the grotto
39:30She knit the characters
39:31And she work out of the characters
39:34Without a stable
39:34I'm glad she didn't feck a knitter for you
39:40You ungrateful bitch
39:41In Carlo
39:44What age do you want to live to?
39:47Mates
39:47Greg, John and Eric
39:4980
39:50A fit 80 though
39:52Yeah
39:53You wouldn't want to be back?
39:54No
39:54After that I'd be happy enough I think
39:56Do you know what's a sad thought?
39:58There's some old man out there
39:59Whatever age he might be
40:01Who's just had his last wank
40:03Enjoy everyone as if it's his last
40:07What do you think he knows it's his last?
40:14Probably not
40:15Would you do anything different?
40:17If I do it as my last?
40:18Yeah
40:18I'd light a candle or something like that
40:20This week the prequel series to a 90s horror classic
40:26Introduced us to a happy young boy named Matty
40:33Right here in River City
40:35Right here in River City
40:35Would you stop
40:36Get over here now
40:38Did you ever bunk into the pictures of your own?
40:42No
40:43I remember bunking into Snow White
40:45It is like an interdimensional evil being
40:54That basically feeds on people
40:58But wants to do it when they're scared
41:00So he has to scare the crap out of them first
41:02Get in before you catch her nothing cold
41:04Now they kind of look normal-ish
41:07My mum used to pick everyone up that was like
41:09Walking along the roads
41:11Anyone had to tell me I was like
41:13Ah let them in
41:14Why don't you show our new friend what a good little speller you are
41:16Spell bungalow
41:19B-U-N-G-A-L-W
41:23Spell symphony
41:26She's not going to eat fucking raw liver
41:29Ah me bollocks
41:31T-R-O
41:34Ugh
41:35Get your little gooey liver fingers away from me you freaky witch
41:38Let me out
41:42O-U-T
41:44Oh no
41:45This is the family from hell
41:47Oh she's up the duff
41:50O-U-T
41:51O-U-T
41:52O-U-T
41:54O-U-T
41:55O-U-T
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41:58I remember you were like that in the labour world
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42:04And I was called
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42:09I was called
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42:10your knickers though as well oh no no no no no no no no no no no gender reveal
42:22fucking hell
42:26she's got it by the umbilical cord yeah put it back put it back
42:35jesus christ of almighty
42:41welcome to durry georgie we all float down here but what i don't think you're understanding
42:48young man is that you'll float too later we were introduced to matty's friend lily
42:54in the aftermath of his disappearance something's gonna come out of the drain oh why
43:01oh we got trouble right here in the city if i heard something coming out of the pipes i'd be out of that
43:08room i wouldn't be trying to listen to it i wouldn't be down down looking at it and all
43:12natty if it's you if you can hear me just come home all right just please come home
43:17he won't let me
43:28i'm gonna have to go and change me underpants down a minute
43:30looking for clues we saw matty's friends return to the last place he was seen
43:37are they his best friends yeah oh yeah let's go in there in the dark yeah
43:45and so's your old man that was the movie that was on wasn't it yeah
43:48there he is leave the fucking baby
44:00oh oh no i don't like this i already have night terrors about people being in my room
44:05oh not the fucking demonic bat baby again
44:18whack that thing wouldn't it i'd whack that
44:25josh this is so fucking ridiculous i actually don't think it's scary at all now
44:30there you go oh
44:32fuck it anywhere
44:37oh
44:39rips are fucking shreds
44:42goodness me
44:46killed one you killed one of the kids
44:51get out of there
44:53give me your hand
44:54jesus christ it's not often you'd see kids getting brutally murdered in tv shows no
45:08what age limit is this for i don't i don't even think it's appropriate for me i'm 33
45:12i'm trying to get away from the tv the chances of that happening are you know
45:32chances of that happening it's a horror movie mom it's a devil baby like
45:35a dodgy date a yoga retreat gone rogue and a father faking appendicitis in the ameen household
45:43no two days are ever without drama faithless the new series continues next on virgin media play
45:49and one
46:05who is that forget stephen experiencing erectile dysfunction is not uncommon hey jesus what you
46:15back have you seen the trailer yeah they're destroying me go this way and don't look and
46:18what is this yoke i think maybe i'll go back up to belfast dog
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