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00:00You
00:10Smurfs wall one is this scene right and that's working on this business project here. Holy shit
00:17There's a lot of speakers, bro. You see in this mm-hmm. This is 3,000 watts in up. You hear the bass? Yeah
00:30Oh
00:44Your man's good. Yeah, you're joking
00:51What the fuck what what the fuck that's scary
00:54Yeah, we never know this old building you now we you both are we was enjoying it
01:00And I realize you real soft ways are soft man woman do like soft water if you find that low
01:06You should see where father paid in he got brother. Your ear is literally bleeding. What your ear is bleeding?
01:13Your ear bleeding blood. Oh
01:19Yeah
01:21Yeah, oh
01:23But of this is not just loud noises I see it meant mm-hmm
01:29No, when you find a rule in true right everybody know you come in your life
01:45Enough's enough bro. Enough's enough that we're loving to you brawny quiet
01:49So I must stop my work to facilitate your work
01:54So who are pretty best to me? Okay, we have a ten minute meeting. Can we hold off until then? What?
01:58Please hold off ten minutes
02:01Please
02:03I saw fear man. Yeah, ax my nice. You see if you work with me. I go work with you. All right, yeah, Eric relate. Let's go
02:10Ah
02:12All right, easy shit, uh today we're at a school that's being demolished this summer
02:18So we're in there to get lockers chairs and desks out and then back here to be stripped down for scrap middle, all right?
02:23Oh
02:25Fuck steel toes Carla. How are you guys still here? The dvp is closed which is gonna add an hour
02:31They're not even gonna let you on site without steel toes. Yo, Ricky knows a steel toe. Yeah, I think those yeah, my boots are steelies
02:37I'm good. Oh, dog
02:38You need a new boots, bro. Like piss girl took him to the collars last week. It's pretty much brand new got me soul
02:45Wait, your girl has a cobbler fat ass
02:48What's the fuck's a cobbler? It's like Rumpel stills can be for boots. All right, I got 12 and 5 is figured out
02:54Fuck are those a man from the mosque stained my sneakers man, bro, but why are you in flip-flops at work?
02:59These are the only ones that were left. I had to jam these from the bathroom fuck all right squeeze into these
03:03It's not gonna be too much of a long day. What the hell you think I'm a doll the man's trying to Cinderella me, man
03:08Are you a fuck Eric? Just stop by the thrift on the way to the site. You grab any boots if you want me to go
03:12Hmm stop by the thrift on the way to the site grab any boots if they don't have steel toes with what car?
03:18Fuck now. Just take dad's here. Huh? Just take dad's no, bro. No, no, no, no
03:23That guy does not let me drive his car, bro. No. Who are you scared of your dad? Yeah
03:28Take this man. I can go with you. All right, roll with Eric. Nothing. Just take these. You guys need to go. The client is freaking out
03:39What was this life my people my family my heart my mind
03:45Ah
03:47Morning comment. What the fuck?
03:49How many times I tell you or not when you walk in the room?
03:52You're gonna get the heart attack man
03:54Okay, well first of all top of the morning. I'm glad to be back. I brought you country bits
04:02Fuck your bits. Where is the OSP to go check it here?
04:07This is what you ask it for
04:14This is not OSP
04:16This is a particle board man. It has to hold weight. You know weight
04:20Kaveh, you have to trust in Armand
04:23I used this before, okay? You just have to
04:25You used this before?
04:27Yes
04:28Okay, stand on it
04:30Armand will stand on this once it's becoming the floor. Come on. Let's get back to work
04:35Let's get back to work
04:47No fizz you got these in at 13?
04:49Yo unk like it's a thrift store that we got what we got
04:53I'm fried. Yo yo unk you need socks to try on those shoes
04:56Yo Mayu, what are you talking to?
04:58You guys are both unks
04:59Both film a skincare routine. What's wrong with this guy?
05:01Bro, we're not even that old. We're YNs
05:03What the?
05:04Yeah, just make sure you get a senior discount, alright?
05:06Bro
05:08Kids are disrespectful bro
05:10Shit
05:13Hello?
05:14Yo, where you guys at?
05:15Right in the thrift
05:16Bro, there's no way you guys are still joking around here bro
05:18Pick up any boot and hurry up bro
05:20Relate as is
05:21Bro, how am I joking?
05:23What the hell? I'm at the thrift getting boots
05:25Yo, you think everyone would allow these?
05:27Bro, get over here now
05:29This guy just hang off on me bro
05:32Look at what we have here
05:36If it isn't a hand-me-down demons
05:38Bro what? It's just a quick boot stop, what?
05:40At the thrift store bro
05:41Bro you're here too
05:42That's where I come to drop off all my old shit
05:44If you brokies want to make some big boy money
05:46I can get you in some Xenathon uniforms
05:48If you want to start respecting yourself at some point
05:50How you gonna diss us and then poach us at the same time?
05:53Like what?
05:54This business runs on motion
05:57Not emotion
06:01I gotta get in the stew, holy shit, that was good
06:03Why are you singing to us?
06:04Leave us alone
06:05We don't need no handouts
06:07Shazam has serious motion
06:09Whenever it lines the Grand Marlowe
06:11Yeah
06:12Bro, we're up
06:13That's a big bag
06:14Me and my twin raises
06:15The Grand Marlowe?
06:16Yeah, the Grand Marlowe
06:17You can bet your fucking life
06:18You're not getting the Grand Marlowe
06:19Anyways, you got my number
06:21You can have those boots for free
06:22I'll talk to the store owner
06:23Charity work
06:28I mean, Lil' Key
06:29Whatever it does
06:30I was, you know, kind of down bad, girl
06:31Yeah
06:32Actually considering it?
06:35What's wrong with you?
06:36No, we should go
06:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:38Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back
06:41Yeah, juice it, juice it
06:42Come to Marcus
06:44Who the fuck took these lockers out?
06:46All right, yo, hang tight
06:47I'm gonna go fuck with the client
06:48Who the fuck lined this shit up?
06:53Who the fuck lined this shit up?
06:57What the?
07:06Who the fuck lined this shit up?
07:07Cynthia!
07:08Good morning, Cynthia
07:09Sorry, really
07:10You quoted me for an 8 a.m. move
07:15Not true
07:16That is true
07:17Yes, that's true
07:18And now it is 10 a.m.
07:19Not true
07:20Oh, no, it's only 9.17
07:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:24You're already cutting out the hour
07:25At 10 o'clock now
07:26Oh, yeah, it is 10
07:28Oh, yeah, it is 10
07:29Oh, yeah, it is 10
07:30You're right, look, just shave two hours off our quote
07:31And then we'll just get right to it
07:33But, hey, I did notice on the way in
07:35A lot of these lockers are already pulled out
07:36That was our job, right?
07:37Oh, no, you say, come here, 8 o'clock a morning
07:40Yes, mommy
07:41No, don't do that
07:42Okay
07:43When me look round and see say you never reach
07:45Me give away the job
07:47Them tech were your food
07:48Who?
07:49I gave it to a company that understands punctuality
07:53Who? Where are they?
07:54Come here, let me tell you something
07:56Come here, come here
07:57You see the man who remains hungry
08:00He never have to beg for your plate
08:02Tell him again, Cynthia
08:04Be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be
08:07Lenox!
08:08See?
08:09What a glance with you
08:10I'm not much, man
08:11I'm glad to see your horse
08:12A long time ago
08:13Glad to see you, man
08:14Holy horse
08:15Glad, glad, glad to see you
08:17Glad to see you too
08:18Trust me
08:19A long time, no?
08:20You know, I must say
08:23I am very pleased with the Hamaretta guys
08:26This was not your mess to clean
08:30But see it there?
08:32You do the job
08:33At least somebody here understands the meaning of urgency
08:37Well, you know, Cynthia
08:38If you call
08:39It's always urgent
08:41Yes, so why my love you don't
08:43And I'm always in the area
08:45Oh
08:46Oh, sorry Len
08:47Hold on
08:48Take time, sweetie
08:52See you guys go way back or something?
08:54What?
09:08What?
09:09She told me to be forever
09:18It's okay, man
09:19Look a guy like you
09:20Handsome, young, beautiful
09:22There is a fish in the lake everywhere, man
09:24With one swim away like that, you catch it
09:26Fuck all that fish shit, dude
09:28You need to get yourself a turtle
09:29Something you can grow old with
09:30Something that goes slow
09:32You don't understand?
09:33This is more than a relationship
09:35This is my papers
09:36This is deportation
09:38Oh, fuck
09:39Immigration
09:40Y'all respect to your guys for dealing with those lockers
09:45Appreciate that for me
09:46Yeah, yeah
09:47My guys aren't the type of guys you think
09:51You feel me?
09:52My guys are real guys
09:54Sorry
09:58Like
09:59You guys have
10:01Movers
10:02But do you guys have guys?
10:04You know, like real guys
10:08Yeah, they're all guys
10:09All my guys are outside
10:11These guys are outside
10:14What?
10:15I just came from outside
10:16I didn't see no real guys out there
10:18My guys are outside for real
10:20I'm trying to show you
10:21No, they're all like literally outside
10:23Like waiting in the front
10:24No, I get it
10:25Obviously
10:26Like
10:27You guys have guys
10:28Like there's guys out front
10:29I'm trying to show you the difference
10:31Like
10:32My right hand guy
10:34Is a guy
10:35Feel me?
10:39You're not listening?
10:40You're saying guy
10:41But you don't mean guy
10:42What's guy?
10:43Who's guy?
10:44No, I mean guy
10:45Oh
10:46No, no, I mean guy
10:47Guy Zerini
10:48You know what?
10:49Guys are a guy
10:50A guy that does what a guy does
10:52A guy's guy
10:53A guy's guy?
10:54Yeah
10:55Guy Lafleur
10:56Guy Fieri
10:57You know?
10:58It's not making sense to you
10:59Maybe I'm not even speaking English
11:00I don't know
11:01Maybe I'm speaking Guyanese
11:02You know?
11:03Everything we use to live
11:04Is made in Guyanese
11:05You understand what I'm saying?
11:07I'm losing it, bro
11:09I'm losing it
11:10I'm losing it, bro
11:11What is...
11:12What do you mean?
11:13Just know
11:15How my guys removed the lockers for you
11:17My guys will remove you for me easy
11:21If this is about the Grand Marlow
11:22We can...
11:23It's about whatever you want it to be about, Brodsky
11:25Trust me
11:27You guys keep pushing into my routes
11:29I might have to reroute that permanently
11:31You understand me?
11:32You understand me?
11:34I got guys who move
11:37And I got guys who do the moving
11:39And we don't like the way you guys are moving
11:41And we're with the movements
11:43You understand what I'm saying?
11:44There's guys and lows in life, brother
11:46Get with you
11:47You're trying to tell me the guy's not blue?
11:49I'm really out here
11:50You understand?
11:51You know the motto, kid
11:52Yes, sir
11:53I'm a real guy
11:54And you could tell your pops too, brother
11:57Wait, my dad?
11:58What does my dad have to do with it?
12:02Sorry, Len
12:03It's okay, we're just catching up
12:05Mm-hmm
12:06So, let's talk about this invoice
12:08We're about to get started
12:09If us...
12:10Go back of work
12:11Cause I don't know why you stand up here like
12:12You don't have nothing to do
12:13At 12 o'clock now
12:16Okay, bet
12:17Alright
12:19Call, invoice
12:20Invoice is gonna be right here
12:22This is deportation
12:24This is my, my, my visa
12:26My visa
12:28Mikey, Mikey
12:29Maybe this is God
12:31Saving you from a lifetime of problems
12:33And, and, and freezing cold
12:37Maybe you should go back home to Nigeria
12:39I, I, I should, who
12:40I, I should go back to Nigeria
12:42Uncle Marcus
12:43When, when is my own turn
12:44I should go back to Nigeria
12:45When last, when last did you come to Nigeria, Uncle Marcus?
12:48You want me to go back home and be driving, driving down folk?
12:51When last did you come?
12:52Control yourself
12:53Fuck you, nigga
12:54Fuck you
12:55Fuck you
12:56Uh-uh
12:57Okay
12:58Mikey
12:59I'm warning you
13:00Control yourself
13:03Control yourself
13:04What happened?
13:07Get the fuck off me with that Nigerian, you know
13:09Alright, dog Ricky
13:10Michael Marcus
13:12Boss
13:13What do you need?
13:14What's Michael crying?
13:15His, his girlfriend break out with him
13:17What?
13:18I'm, I'm an illegal alien, boss
13:20Boss
13:21Boss they are going to deport me back to Nigeria
13:22Fuck
13:23I should, I should be on the, on the next flight, boss
13:25No refund
13:26Straight deportation
13:27Alright, alright
13:28So I don't want to go back, boss
13:29Fuck out of alien talk for now
13:30Let's deport these lockers
13:31We'll figure this out later, yeah?
13:33The guy's leaking, why are you sweating?
13:34Why are you wearing cowboy boots?
13:36You said get any boots
13:38Yeah, I said boots, not fucking boots
13:40You got fucking boots
13:41Boots, boots
13:42What are, it's boots
13:43I asked for work boots, you get cowboy bait
13:45Boots or boots?
13:46This is a fucking joke, man
13:48Yo, keep an eye on your nephew
13:49You guys, let's get on these lockers, man
13:50Let's get these out
13:51They're nice boots
13:52Let's get these lockers packed up, bro
13:53Come on, bro
13:54I didn't say any fucking any boot, bro
13:56You're wearing cowboy baits
14:01Wah Guan
14:05Pick up the fucking phone, Everett, you slimeball prick
14:07I know about the grandma Lowe
14:10It's not like your fucking secretary's doing anything
14:12She just sits there all day
14:16Listen, you fuck
14:18Carla?
14:19Uh, sorry
14:20What's up with you?
14:22Have you ever heard of an Immerta Logistics?
14:24Immerta... no
14:27Who are they?
14:28Fuck, I don't know
14:29But I think I just got totally grilled by the CEO
14:31I think it was about that grandma Lowe shit
14:33Also, I think Michael totally got dubbed
14:35What? We can't lose our immigrant grant
14:37I know, man, fuck
14:38We'll figure something out
14:39I may have another option, actually
14:42His name is Grant
14:43We talk, we talk, we talk
14:44We talk, we talk
14:45This ain't no motherfucking steel toes
14:47Hello?
14:48Fucking working my ass off, man
14:50Pacos
14:54What's good?
14:57I'm good, I'm very good
14:59Where'd your accent go just now?
15:00Accents?
15:01What?
15:02What are you talking about?
15:04What accent?
15:05Is your foot good?
15:06Yes
15:07Yes
15:08Alright, perfect, we don't have insurance
15:09Don't look at the foot, look here
15:10What happened?
15:11It fell on your foot?
15:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no
15:13This is fine, boss
15:14This is fine, boss
15:15Okay, you sure?
15:16You don't need to sit down for a bit?
15:17I am good
15:18Okay
15:19Alright, just walk it off then
15:20Yes, yes, yes
15:21You sure that lump isn't...
15:22The lump was there?
15:23Don't look at my foot, boss
15:24The lump was there?
15:25Look at me
15:29Where's everybody at?
15:30Ooh
15:31Let's rip!
15:37Nice, nice, nice
15:38Yeah, alright too, alright too
15:50Yes, come on, guys
16:00I can't feel my foot
16:15Supervisor, what do we do here?
16:16I don't know, man
16:17My feet are killing me
16:18You supervise this shit, man
16:23Here we go
16:24Hold on, push your side
16:25Watch your feet
16:26Watch your hands
16:27Watch your toes
16:28Get her out
16:33Yo, my boots are too small for this
16:35I Kendra's back
16:37Wait, wait, wait
16:39I gotta take my boots off
16:41He's got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
16:43Boss, is this the star bit?
16:59Yes, Armand, just please, hurry, man.
17:01It's heavy, man.
17:03I don't think that's the right...
17:05Armand, hurry the fuck up!
17:07Yeah, give me one second.
17:09It's burned, man, it's burned.
17:10Please, please, Armand.
17:12Armand is the Philippines, that's why...
17:13I'm sweating! My ass is sweating!
17:18I think one more screw, Kaveh.
17:21How about screw you, man?
17:27That was actually quite comical.
17:30Elevator light.
17:30Elevator light, you need to...
17:31Yeah, no, it's okay, dude, watch it, watch it, watch it.
17:34Why the circulation?
17:35Why the circulation?
17:37You sit back.
17:38This is already in the wrong direction, look.
17:39Wait here, right?
17:42Holy shit!
17:46Sorry, sorry, sorry!
17:48Just relax, relax.
17:53Relax!
17:53What's going on?
18:18Wait, wait, you're frightened, eh?
18:20That was a little bit terrifying.
18:22Yo, Doug, the thing is, when we get to the hospital, we got no work insurance.
18:25Deb's got me covered, I told you, boys.
18:28She's got all that.
18:29Besides the pain, I'm just shilling.
18:31Perfect.
18:32You are Shazam, right?
18:34Yeah, I see, man.
18:36Ah, okay, perfect.
18:37I'm going to ask you a few questions, if that's all right.
18:39What?
18:39I have a few questions for you.
18:41I'm Grant.
18:42What?
18:42Grant.
18:43What?
18:43What?
18:52Yeah, Carla?
18:57Listen, there's a detective-looking guy at the warehouse asking questions.
19:02Wait, what do you mean?
19:03What do you mean?
19:03What do you mean?
19:03What do you mean?
19:04How if I said they never check that shit?
19:05I don't know, but it is definitely about the application.
19:09Wait, how do you know?
19:10Did he say anything?
19:11What did he say?
19:12Carla.
19:12Hello?
19:14Carla.
19:14Carla, I can't hear nothing.
19:15It's fine, Ricky.
19:16Carla, I can't hear you.
19:17This is definitely going to blow up like the-
19:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no one's going to blow up.
19:21No one's going to blow up, all right?
19:22You just relax.
19:22Hold it down.
19:23We'll be home soon.
19:24Lay low to the end of the day.
19:25We'll get back.
19:25We'll start this out.
19:26Just hide for now, all right?
19:28Ricky, don't worry.
19:29Don't worry.
19:30She knows someone.
19:31Don't worry.
19:32Leave it alone.
19:33No one's talking about exploding the van but you.
19:34I'm telling you to shut the fuck up.
19:35What did you tell me?
19:36Forget that.
19:37You, I have an hour.
19:38You, I have an hour.
19:38I can't forget that.
19:39Just, shh.
19:40No one knows about you doing to the van.
19:47Yo, what's going on, bro?
20:00Huh, let's park like cops.
20:02No, we don't need to.
20:03Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
20:04Easy, bro.
20:06Relax.
20:06Why are you being?
20:07I got it.
20:08Bro, I said I got it.
20:09It's a classic car.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12All right.
20:14Pass, shirts, jacket, gloves.
20:17Bro, what? Yo! What the fuck? Fuckin' boots in there!
20:27Welcome to Xenathon, dipshit. When do I start?
20:30See you mañana, 9.30, headquarters.
20:33Yo! My dad's car!
20:42Maybe. This is a suggestion. Why is he sleeping?
20:46I think this one. Quick. Fast. Just think about it.
20:50No, no, no. It's fast. Fuckin' talking about it.
20:53Ricky, what are you doing? I can't.
20:56Oh, hey! Hey, what's up, sleepy baby?
21:00Oh, God bless your heart. God bless you. You happy?
21:03I'm not really happy. Happy to be alive?
21:05I love living. Hey, man, how are you doing?
21:07You feeling good? Yeah, I'm doing all right.
21:09Where is he? I'm a little banged up.
21:10I'll see y'all dug your mouth here.
21:12Ducky! Oh, baby! Oh, what happened?
21:15Oh, Ducky baby! Oh, you came.
21:17Are you okay? What happened?
21:21I mean, it's pretty obvious. He broke both his ankles like the reet he is.
21:25Tyson!
21:26What? It takes a frickin' douche hole to get his fuckin' legs broken by a locker.
21:30Thank you boy.
21:31I just see the locker.
21:32Doug, I didn't know you had a brother.
21:34Yeah, right. If this bag of bones was my brother, I'd off myself the day I was born.
21:38Okay. All right. Have a Nutri-Grain and sip it.
21:41That's not too much.
21:42Mom, thank you. Tyson's actually my stepson.
21:46And...
21:47Aren't you older than your dad, or...?
21:49That is not my dad. He's just a leech who takes advantage of older women.
21:53It's not even like that.
21:54I'm only here because I need a ride to ball hockey, which guess what?
21:56It's okay. I'm late for...
21:57Well, I got somethin' to say to you!
21:59You're supposed to make sure that my doggie gets home in one piece!
22:02Yeah, I gotcha.
22:03In a fuckin' box.
22:06I don't care.
22:07Tyson Bartholomew Johnson!
22:09I've had it up to here with your fuckin' attitude!
22:11Just give me the car, and I'm outta here.
22:13Baby, I'm so sore.
22:14It's okay.
22:15I'm sorry.
22:16Give me a little sugar.
22:22I'm gonna drop him off.
22:23Okay.
22:24Mm-hmm.
22:25And then I'm gonna come right back, okay?
22:27Mm-hmm.
22:28Mm-hmm.
22:29Mm-hmm.
22:30Mm-hmm.
22:31Stop it.
22:32Stop it.
22:33I don't like that.
22:34Mm-hmm.
22:35Okay, baby.
22:36I'll be right back.
22:37Watch it, big guy.
22:38I'm watchin'.
22:39I'm on to you.
22:40Bye, baby, I love you.
22:41I love you too, baby.
22:42I love you too, baby.
22:43I love you more, baby.
22:44Oh, I love you everything.
22:45All of it.
22:46I love you with all my body.
22:47I love you too.
22:48Bye, baby.
22:53Fuckin' piece of shit.
22:54Piece of shit.
22:55That's your girl?
22:56Every last bit of her.
22:59Yo, God bless your cougar, bro.
23:01That shit was, that shit was inspiring.
23:03I'm telling you, man, cougars are the best thing in this world besides air and water.
23:07I mean, it looks pretty tough to have an adult son and shit, but she seems open.
23:10Yeah, he's all right, you know.
23:12Family's what you make it.
23:14It's what you need it to be, yeah?
23:17It makes me a better man.
23:19Stronger man.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Yeah, Richard.
23:23Richard, huh?
23:24Yeah.
23:25That's inspiring, dog.
23:26For real.
23:27No worries, boys.
23:28You have no idea.
23:29Thanks for being here for me, eh?
23:30Of course, man.
23:31I got you.
23:32You too, Ricky.
23:33Bye, Dougie.
23:34See you guys.
23:35Next week.
23:36See you guys.
23:37Bye, buddy.
23:38Hey, did you guys actually blow up a van?
23:41Guess I could keep a secret.
23:42No.
23:43See?
23:44No matter what you do.
23:45Armand has the shortcuts.
23:46You didn't listen to me.
23:47All I need is your trust.
23:48I guess it is okay.
23:49Um, one last thing, actually.
23:50Um, do you think you can maybe drop me home?
23:51Because, um, one of my wife's favorite activities is to actually take my car.
23:56And she has a car.
23:57Yeah, sure.
23:58Okay.
23:59I'm gonna get my toolbox now, then.
24:00Okay.
24:01Okay.
24:02Okay.
24:03You just need to trust me.
24:04Don't kiss me, man.
24:05Okay.
24:06Okay.
24:07Okay.
24:08Okay.
24:09Okay.
24:10Okay.
24:11Okay.
24:12Okay.
24:13Okay.
24:14Okay.
24:15Okay.
24:16Okay.
24:17Okay.
24:18Okay.
24:19Okay.
24:20Okay.
24:21Okay.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay.
24:24Okay.
24:29Okay.
24:30Okay.
24:31Okay.
24:32Okay.
24:33Okay.
24:34Okay.
24:35Okay.
24:36Okay.
24:37Okay.
24:38Okay.
24:39Okay.
24:40Okay.
24:41Okay.
24:42Okay.
24:43I fucking knew it, Armand!
24:44Boss, if I just part closer, one of this place.
24:48Okay.
24:49Okay.
24:50Ah, my foot is cramping.
25:06What's happening?
25:07What's happening?
25:08Ah, my foot's cramping.
25:10Jesus!
25:11What the fuck?
25:12Why did I yell it?
25:14What do you mean what?
25:15The car.
25:16It's the boots.
25:17What?
25:18It's the boots.
25:19My dad's whipped.
25:20It's the boots.
25:21No.
25:22My dad's whipped.
25:23My bad.
25:24Oh, fuck.
25:26Sue, how did it go?
25:28Pretty sure that Omerta guy took like half our scrap metal, but we got it done.
25:32Oh, yeah, we got to take Doug off the schedule, too.
25:34If we keep giving these guys days off, you're going to start asking me to come to sight.
25:38And I have no upper body strength.
25:40Well, he has no ankles.
25:41Both of his ankles shattered under the weight of a locker is fucked.
25:44Oh, shit.
25:45But he's in good hands.
25:46He has a cougar and shit, so...
25:48And Michael is getting deported, right?
25:50Oh, yeah.
25:51I actually thought of something to get this grant investigator off our back.
25:54I'm listening.
25:55Okay, so if we really, really, really want this guy to stay in Canada, there are other
26:00ways.
26:01I'm not marrying Michael.
26:02No, not you.
26:03Me.
26:04No, I'm going to, like, text you.
26:05I'm going to adopt him.
26:06I'm going to adopt him.
26:08Think about it.
26:09Okay, okay.
26:10So you're going to be a dad, and your son is a 27-year-old Nigerian.
26:13Yeah, 27, 25, 22, 16.
26:15He's 16.
26:17Okay.
26:18Carla, if you can take me off the schedule, please.
26:23Boss, thank you for everything.
26:27I really appreciate you.
26:29If you don't see me here tomorrow, they'll send me back to Nigeria.
26:33What if I told you you're not going anywhere, son?
26:47What?
26:48I'm going to adopt you.
26:51Because family is anything you need it to be.
26:54Well, you are going to be my father.
26:57I'm going to be your son.
26:58Yes, sir.
26:59Yes, sir, my son.
27:01Welcome home, Michael.
27:03Welcome home.
27:08Welcome to...
27:10What's going on?
27:11Uh, you're an uncle now.
27:14I'm about to have a son.
27:15For real?
27:16Yep.
27:17What? The hell? When?
27:18Congrats.
27:19A couple months. He's right there.
27:21Uncle Eddie.
27:22What the fuck?
27:23Yeah, I'm adopting him.
27:24She doesn't have to leave Canada.
27:25Anyways, it's up with you.
27:28Uh, yeah.
27:29Carla, can you just take me off schedule?
27:31For what? When? What? What?
27:32Oh, yeah, I quit.
27:38So there's that.
27:39Thanks for the fucking heads up.
27:40What do you mean?
27:41Get out of here.
27:42Uncle Eddie.
27:43Don't call me that.
27:44And Hasan crashed the car.
27:49What do you mean?
27:50He backed the truck.
27:51The truck?
27:52The truck into that.
27:57What do you mean you crashed dad's car?
27:58Kicking shit.
27:59You're scaring me.
28:00You backed up into my dad's car.
28:01Dad's car?
28:02That was all you.
28:03Cause you tossed me the keys and said go take the car.
28:04Bro, I was here.
28:05You were in the driver's seat.
28:06I had nothing to do with that.
28:07I didn't even have the keys.
28:08I was in my fault.
28:09Cause you threw me the keys.
28:10Cause you caught them.
28:11This is exactly.
28:12Hold on, you're fired.
28:13Hmm?
28:14Perfect.
28:15Perfect timing.
28:16Be here when dad comes back.
28:17I swear to fuck my car is.
28:18Hold on, hold on.
28:19You have the keys.
28:20Actually, when are you going home?
28:24I'm going to need a ride.
28:25Yeah, take your damn cowboy boots and fucking jump on a horse.
28:41Jump.
28:42Everything that comes back.
28:43Come on.
28:44All right.
28:45I'm coming back.
28:46I'm coming back.
28:47I'll be there.
28:48Let's get out of the car.
28:50Need a ride.
28:51Oh, no.
28:52Oh, no.
28:53Yes, sir.
28:54Could you be able to put on the car?
28:55We'll die.
28:56So what are you doing?
28:57Come on.
28:58I'm gonna get out of the car.
28:59You're going to be able to come back.
29:00All right.
29:01Good y'all.
29:02Oh, no.
29:03Go get out of the car.
29:04Come on.
29:05I'm gonna go.
29:06You're gonna go.
29:07Come on.
29:08You're gonna go.
29:09Come on.
29:10and I'm always in the area.
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