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00:00so this is it this will be little michael's home we are gonna get that fixed okay and what's that
00:20door over there uh this is michael's bathroom all his yeah okay and michael are you excited to move
00:28yes i'm very very happy i'm very happy to be here are there other family members that can meet
00:37no no yes this is my brother he's in town for a few days you couldn't tell me say i bring white
00:45people down my basement and uh yeah michael say hi uncle hi uncle oh uncle this is your future
00:51nephew hopefully oh so i play yeah i'm playing a man basement and i'm able to place my stair over
00:58and i'll take care of you what my massage yo yo hey boy water no work holy nice ceiling
01:03door never pop off how can i stay over this he he's in theater
01:08oh that's one of my favorites he always does this one hey boy elko red kim boy
01:14yeah he's uh working on this jamaican play it's the one man jamaican play you might have heard of
01:28it's called one blood no maybe not maybe not yeah that's my uncle and michael what's your uncle's name
01:35name name name name name name name anything uncle michael
01:41we have a lot of michael's in the family i can't come here son
01:49Oh, fuck, man.
01:59Fucking Hassan, bro.
02:01Send a picture to my body shop, boy.
02:04Fuck, man.
02:05Nah, this is actually fucked.
02:06What do you mean? It's your fault.
02:07Bro, you were driving the truck. I wasn't even there. How's it my fault?
02:09What do you mean? You made me wear the liquor boots.
02:11Now we got a big problem.
02:12Bro, my dad's literally gonna swing on us, man.
02:15We may have to fucking crunch him.
02:17We it, dog. I didn't do shit.
02:18And Hassan's more your boy than my boy.
02:20Hassan's more your boy than my boy. What are you talking about?
02:22How's he more my boy than your boy?
02:23Because you're his boss.
02:24Hassan, whose boy are you more? My boy or Eric's boy?
02:33Eric's boy still.
02:34There you go.
02:36This is actually fucked.
02:39Well, my body shop boy could get this shit fixed quick times,
02:41and you boys figure out how to dice up the invoice.
02:44Oh, fuck. Two racks.
02:45Two racks?
02:46One each. Perfect math.
02:47Nah, that's your two racks, bro.
02:49I have nothing to do with this, man.
02:50Straight.
02:51Oh, fuck, bitch.
02:5130 racks!
02:52How the fuck do we go from two to 30?
02:54Fuck.
02:55No, we just got 30 racks.
02:56Huh?
02:57Oh, shit.
02:58We just got 30 racks.
02:59We got 30 racks?
03:00Me like we.
03:01What do you mean we?
03:01We like me.
03:02It's like we like the team.
03:03We business got 30 racks.
03:05Oh, dog.
03:06So what the fuck?
03:07Hug this.
03:08Minus a two.
03:09That's 28 racks.
03:10You're fine.
03:10All right, Lil'Bet.
03:11I'll cover this shit for now.
03:13We get it fixed before Dad comes back.
03:14You swing me five brown boys.
03:16You swing me five brown boys.
03:17Call it even.
03:18What?
03:19Yeah.
03:19Yeah, thank you.
03:20I'm not swinging five bills, bro.
03:22That's his five bills.
03:23You swing him a rack.
03:24I swing zero.
03:25Yo, Hasan, talk to your boy.
03:27This guy's not my boy.
03:27You're my boy.
03:28Yeah, this is why we're boys.
03:29Damn, man.
03:30I told you guys you're more boys than me.
03:33Nah, I need five brown boys for me, for real.
03:35That's your bro.
03:36That's your bro.
03:36Come on, you have three days to fix it.
03:38Come on, come on.
03:39Listen to me.
03:39I realize you hear me, but you're not listening to me.
03:42When it's finished, I'll call you.
03:43I want you to be the stress and the stress.
03:45Everett?
03:47Oh, shit, Dad.
03:48Why are you back?
03:49Well, me can't come back from the country?
03:51Nah, I just thought you'd be gone for longer.
03:53We need to talk.
03:58How about this?
03:59What happened to you?
04:01Look, I already know what you're about to say.
04:03Who told you?
04:08Told me what?
04:09What were you going to say?
04:11You told me.
04:12I'm selling the car.
04:13Oh, yeah.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Oh, shit.
04:15Yeah, this is the new one.
04:16Oh, shit.
04:17What?
04:17Can you believe this freaking guy don't want me to see my own car?
04:21So does that try it, man, right?
04:23You cannot eat food before the food finish cooked.
04:26When we're done, you're going to see it.
04:27Yeah, but I need pictures so I could put it up on Freak's list.
04:30But you cannot just show by my business, please.
04:33Come on, listen to the man, bro.
04:34The man's at work.
04:34Yeah, at work.
04:35Go eat your son.
04:36You see what talking about there, man?
04:38Yeah, just know what.
04:39You showed up early.
04:40How much can you blame them?
04:40Yo, you owe a million.
04:42How long he's going to hold your car for, man?
04:44Well, you showed up early.
04:44Oh, man.
04:46I don't understand.
04:47Nah, nah, man.
04:47Come on.
04:48You can't do this.
04:48Yeah, dad, I was actually hoping you'd be down to work with us at the Grand Marlos
04:51since you used to work there.
04:52You're here.
04:53You know, go out.
04:54I just came back from a vacation, man.
04:55Yeah, but, you know, stretch the legs, get some exercise.
04:58You know what?
04:59It might be good to see Pauline Jones if she's still working there.
05:02Your old work wifey.
05:04That's right, man.
05:05Here, hold that, hold that.
05:09Morning, Dad.
05:10Hey, son.
05:10Morning, Mr. Saunders.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yo, guys, Dad's coming out to work with us.
05:14Really?
05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:15He's coming out.
05:15Time to do some real work.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Right.
05:17About time.
05:18Ever.
05:19What's up with that?
05:20What?
05:20So the man gets a full suit?
05:21What the fuck is going on here?
05:22Reverse nepotism?
05:23Look, full suit, full suit, full suit.
05:26You got nice pants.
05:27Yeah.
05:29Oh, yeah, what the fuck?
05:30Aren't you engaged?
05:30Aren't you, like, a husband or a fiance now?
05:33Congratulations.
05:34All right.
05:34I'm going to change my mind.
05:36Hmm?
05:37I'm going to change my mind.
05:38So you and Ricky's mom, you guys are done?
05:40I'm going to baby that, man.
05:42Well, you know, you don't need the wedding ring for, man.
05:45Material things, you don't need that.
05:47Yeah.
05:48So, hey, you're just going to have a girlfriend at 55 years old?
05:50Are you going to have a girlfriend at 31?
05:53Oh, shit.
05:54Nah, I got dumped a couple months back.
05:56Hey, guys.
05:57I, um, want you to finally meet my boyfriend, Chris.
06:01Yes, yes.
06:02Man has a respect.
06:03Weren't you in my basement?
06:04Hey, yo.
06:05What's he doing in your basement?
06:06Are you renting their basement?
06:08Me find a place for a stair over.
06:10Him basement?
06:12Frozy.
06:13Stink.
06:13Bowlie.
06:14Me get a bed bug for me body.
06:15All type of thing.
06:18Some leave liquor early on.
06:19I'm hoping you can help us with what we come to talk about.
06:24What?
06:25My boyfriend needs a job, Everett.
06:28Mm.
06:29Carla, man.
06:30Why you put me on the spot like this?
06:32We're good on guys.
06:33Hey, boy.
06:33I know you say you're going to take care of me.
06:35Yeah, what'd you say to that?
06:36Soon box off your face.
06:38We're good, man.
06:39Sorry.
06:40We're the exact opposite of him.
06:42No, we are good.
06:43We heard Navid.
06:43He's coming in.
06:44Navid?
06:45How are you?
06:46Poor seat, lad, man.
06:47That man needs the work.
06:49Everett?
06:51Chris needs the work.
06:56Carla, man.
07:00All right, man.
07:00What's your t-shirt size?
07:01Large.
07:01Don't have that.
07:02Box side, man.
07:03Box side, man.
07:04That's how you're acting in an interview?
07:06I suck him, man.
07:07I suck him, man.
07:09We only have mediums.
07:10Um, just want to say sorry to you guys for the barrels.
07:14I ain't fuck up, baby.
07:14I don't know if Carla...
07:15Are you freaking out my food?
07:17She didn't?
07:17Okay.
07:19My bad, Rasta.
07:21No way, bro.
07:23This guy canceled the trip and left a dotty review, man.
07:26Yo, delete that.
07:27Bro, we can't even delete that.
07:28We got to eat that.
07:29Review's on your page forever, bro.
07:32Okay, but no man's reading that.
07:36You just go eat at a burger spot and don't read the review?
07:40Every man's reading the review, bro.
07:41So first thing you're going to see.
07:43Mans have holes in the ceilings, uninvited guests,
07:46and they zoink back the three bills?
07:47Are you blabbed?
07:48Bro, what's this next lady saying?
07:51Bro, this girl got her whole trip refunded, man.
07:53Bro, let me see that.
07:54Yo, you see how you zoink my laptop, crow?
07:56You think I'm blind?
07:57I'm reading it.
07:59You're saying the account is about to be terminated.
08:01Who's the Terminator?
08:02I didn't even read that.
08:03Let's lock it in.
08:06Yo, real talk, real talk.
08:08Yo, let's lock it in, for real.
08:10All right, real talk, though.
08:11All right, real talk.
08:12My fault.
08:12A weird morning, but good day.
08:13Thanks to Eric, we got the grand Marlowe barbecue job.
08:19Good job.
08:24All right, Marcos.
08:25Transparent leads motherfuckers of pain,
08:26so today's about putting on a great show
08:28and hopefully locking down a long-term contract.
08:30Who's the new guy?
08:31My uncle, Mikey.
08:32Uh-uh.
08:33What?
08:34And then this guy over here.
08:35You know.
08:37This guy's my father.
08:39I am not your father.
08:40Listen to this guy.
08:42You know my father.
08:43Ooh, the baby.
08:44Sorry, guys.
08:44Um, this is my man, Chris.
08:48T.S.
08:49Chris, T.S.
08:50Yes.
08:51Chris is here for the day.
08:52Chris.
08:53And we'll talk every night, or yourself.
08:55It's Chris' last day, all right?
08:56But the real news here is Michael is my son.
09:00Ah, he's your son?
09:02Yeah, man.
09:02I adopted him, unofficially.
09:04But it's pretty official.
09:05The interview went great.
09:06Brother, how old are you?
09:07Almost 28.
09:09Yeah, that's the thing.
09:11If anybody ever asks, this nigga's 16 years old.
09:13Welcome to the family, man.
09:16It's me and you now.
09:17Ricky, our dad didn't propose, man.
09:19So, yeah, you're just our boy.
09:24Okay.
09:25Nah, this is wild.
09:27Nah, honestly, dog.
09:28It's what you said in the hospital that really inspired me.
09:30Talking about making it work with your boy and shit, man.
09:32It really, that was real shit.
09:33Buddy, I was high as shit.
09:35Yo, dad, you my driving the truck today?
09:36Me the most experienced driving, anyways.
09:38Watch and learn, man, you.
09:39Top driver, top driver.
09:41Top driver.
09:41All right, let's smash this shit out of this fucking job
09:43and blow the doors off to Grand Marlo, all right?
09:46Have a bit.
09:47Have a bit.
09:49Oh, my God.
10:16Holy dad, yo, you really fucked this up, man.
10:19Who the fuck parks a car here?
10:21Shemez, man.
10:22Shemez.
10:23Shemez.
10:24But honestly, dad, at the end of the day,
10:25like, all this is just material.
10:27There's more to life than just...
10:29Oh, fuck all that, man.
10:30I was just about to sell this shit.
10:32Now, look, we can't change history, Mr. Saunders.
10:34Your foot is heavy.
10:35Yeah.
10:36You know, and that's how you ended up doing all of this.
10:38Yeah.
10:38But at the end of the day, we're all safe.
10:41We're all good.
10:42Yeah, we're safe.
10:43Thank God we're safe.
10:44Thank God.
10:45And that's all that matters, no?
10:46Let's get the fuck out of here, then.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Hey, what happened?
10:50What's going on?
10:50Just wrap yourself in a moving blanket.
11:02Let's get this fucking break.
11:03What up, Trish?
11:04Uh, good day, sir.
11:06Good day, sir.
11:07It's the big leagues, bitch, okay?
11:08Get the shit together.
11:09Okay, sorry, I don't have my fucking boaters or dress on.
11:11Okay.
11:11Gentlemen, you guys drink water?
11:14I don't want them pissing too much and shit.
11:15So, the Grand Marlowe Safety Committee flagged that the incline of these stairs is kind of hazardous,
11:22Yes, especially when you're carrying heavy loads, which is anything above, like, 50 pounds,
11:27which is why they have disassembled all of the wood-fire ovens into their individual bricks,
11:32and they've requested that you please only carry five at a time.
11:36Five bricks is kind of light, right?
11:39Yeah, five bricks is like 500 trips up and down the stairs.
11:42Fuck all that shit.
11:45Doug, what's up with you?
11:47Huh?
11:47What?
11:47Huh?
11:48What?
11:48What?
11:49What's wrong with him?
11:52We'll deal with it.
11:53It's fine.
11:53He's strong.
11:54He's strong.
11:54He doesn't look strong.
11:56Very strong.
11:57Very strong.
11:57Yeah, no, we're good to go.
11:58We could literally handle way more than five bricks.
12:00Well, your safety is our priority.
12:03So, take all the time you need.
12:05Hurry the fuck up, okay?
12:06I just gotta say that so I don't get fucking sued.
12:08Get it together.
12:09We'll take our time, but hurry the fuck up.
12:10All right, you guys, you heard it.
12:11Gim's on broke, man.
12:14I tried it.
12:15I couldn't fight him.
12:19Now I just want to get back to me.
12:24Oh, baby.
12:26Ooh, ooh.
12:29Back into the man I used to be.
12:32Here, take this.
12:34I couldn't fight him.
12:37Tricia.
12:38Hey.
12:39You ever meet Polly on this job?
12:41No, I don't think so.
12:42No?
12:43No.
12:43She's been here for years.
12:45Tall.
12:46Always loud.
12:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:47Pauline Jones with the dog, right?
12:50Yeah.
12:50Yeah, she's no longer with us.
12:52She got fired?
12:54No, she moved on.
12:55She quit?
12:57No, Pauline died.
12:59She died?
13:01Yeah.
13:02Oh.
13:03I'm sorry.
13:03I gotta get on this call.
13:05Uh, go for Trish?
13:07Go on.
13:07Hi.
13:08Mom.
13:12I'm tired.
13:13Yeah, she's no longer with us.
13:15Good shit, good shit.
13:16Yo, rip chairs.
13:17Huh?
13:17Let's rip the chairs down.
13:18Bring them up.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Your old work way.
13:21Your old work way.
13:26What the fuck's good with my dad?
13:28Something's your dad, man.
13:29He has Alzheimer's or some shit.
13:31Yo, dad, I know you're busy standing here doing nothing, but we have a hundred milk crates
13:35full of bricks we gotta bring up.
13:37Pauline died, you know?
13:39Oh, shit.
13:40So young, too?
13:42How old is she?
13:4455.
13:46That's damn young.
13:48Young.
13:49You know, the last time she texted me was in 2018.
13:52Look.
13:53I gave my dog a necklace.
13:56I never replied.
13:57All right, well, if you want to just jump back into it.
14:05You sure you're doing what you love, Everett?
14:09I would love to get back to work right now, because we got way more shit down there we got
14:12to bring up, but, yeah, we got to get going, man, seriously.
14:15I'm sorry.
14:16You got an extra pair of gloves?
14:17I got extras in the truck, yeah.
14:18I take these.
14:20All right, good?
14:22Guys, I'll be back.
14:23You can get my gloves and shit.
14:24Yeah, no problem.
14:25Yeah.
14:26So how many of those macaroni bottles she send you?
14:29What, Jamaica?
14:30I'm going to bust up one with my family.
14:32She's in the next three.
14:33I need to have one and save two.
14:35Holy, so that's why Carla had me send, like, five more for you?
14:38You go bust out when you get a nice, thick, healthy, clean skin, bowled, good ear, white
14:45girl.
14:46You're right, dude.
14:47Don't worry yourself.
14:48Check this now.
14:49What do you mean?
14:50I had a Greek thing.
14:51Bad.
14:52You?
14:52Yeah.
14:53She bought me a PS3 one time, so what do you mean?
14:55That's not nothing, my bro.
14:57One time, me have three girls sent me three PS3.
14:59So you got three PS3s?
15:01That money I eat that, you know.
15:02Nine.
15:04Three PS3 each.
15:05So you're just finessing these things.
15:07You're just boxing them all, huh?
15:08I don't finesse that, my bro.
15:10Me love foreign girl, you know.
15:12Foreign girl love me, you know.
15:13But why is she sending you so much macaroni and cheese?
15:15I don't get that part, man.
15:17What am I saying?
15:18Yo, listen here, Goofy.
15:20I'm not coming off this phone to you beans, swimming my beans.
15:24Straight goods.
15:25Straight goods.
15:26Sir, there's a hole in the ceiling.
15:27Your doorknob popped off, and you have no running water.
15:30What do you expect me to do with this?
15:32She still spent the week, though, no?
15:33Yo, Crow, why you yelling at me, bro?
15:35I'm chill.
15:35Also, your listing wasn't as described, so Stay Rover went ahead and reversed the charge.
15:40How's that work?
15:42You're the judge?
15:42Yo, I'm not reading that shit.
15:50Yo, this guy's teasing me, man.
15:53Almost lost my fucking ring.
15:55Yo.
15:58Hold on, that's my phone?
15:59It's blast, fam.
16:00Go get that.
16:01Bro, what are you throwing my phone for, Crow?
16:03Man, you're about to lose money.
16:04You're talking crazy, fam.
16:05Hey, you're just going to dash my phone.
16:06I'm losing break.
16:07All right.
16:07Broski, let me call these guys again.
16:09Actually, swing your phone.
16:10Broski, how you mean?
16:11For what?
16:11Swing your phone?
16:12No, I just want to call my mom.
16:13For what?
16:16Sure, bud.
16:17Clap for me.
16:19Text on your field right now?
16:21Fam!
16:21I regretted it as soon as I did it, Crow.
16:42Bro, I'm not going to lie, dog.
16:53I ain't come to work to hear riddles today, man.
16:55It's not even about hearing me.
16:56That's the crazy part.
17:09It's about you feeling me.
17:12Look, man.
17:12This job was just a one-off thing.
17:14Trisha gave it to us because the usual guys had a little conflict.
17:16We are the usual guys.
17:18And the only conflict here, the conflict that's arising right now, is you guys trying to eat
17:24our food, steal our contracts.
17:26So I don't really care whether it's you or your pops.
17:29You guys want to eat a man's food?
17:31You guys are going to have to accept a dinner and drinks invite with the Omer to gang.
17:34You understand what I'm saying?
17:35What does my dad have to do with this?
17:36The man's upstairs working like the rest of us.
17:38I don't care.
17:38Holy!
17:40What?
17:40All the fancy contracts and you still have your OG clocking in upstairs and man's pushing
17:44paperwork?
17:45Bro, if I would have known that, I would have brought a whole next guy for him, too.
17:48What do you mean?
17:48What's this guy thing?
17:49What does that mean?
17:51Brother, a guy, guy, guy, guy.
17:54These guys are killing it.
17:55Yeah, they're going.
17:57What the fuck is going on?
17:59Tiana, did you double book?
18:00Uh, I don't know.
18:01Yo, Trish!
18:05There's my girl, Trish!
18:08What are these bums doing on my site?
18:10Slad, you're off the job.
18:11And you won't be on any fucking jobs in the future.
18:13What the fuck do you mean?
18:16Slad, relax.
18:17You're just going to bail on me without saying anything?
18:20I emailed you.
18:21Email?
18:22You don't email me.
18:23Don't email me, Trish.
18:25Just call me.
18:26Just call me.
18:27It's literally so simple.
18:29I promise you, you do not want to fucking do this right now.
18:31Do what?
18:32What did I do?
18:33Tell me.
18:34Tell me.
18:34Oh.
18:35You don't want to tell me?
18:36You don't want to tell me?
18:37All right, I have it your way.
18:38I don't give a fuck.
18:39Come on, just tell me.
18:41Just tell me.
18:42Tell me.
18:43Tell me, please.
18:45Come on, Trish.
18:45Why don't you just tell me?
18:46Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
18:48Why don't you tell me?
18:49Tell me!
18:50Fuck!
18:51Tell me what I did.
18:53Tell me!
18:54Tiana, can you show them the video?
18:56I got guys making calls for me on the guy phone.
18:59I got guys on flights taking off from Guy Guy Z.
19:02Fuck.
19:03You know what I'm saying?
19:03Move this here.
19:05Stand here, stand in there with those beady eyes.
19:07It's like, shut the fuck up and grab a box yourself, bitch.
19:10It's like...
19:12I, uh...
19:13I didn't say that.
19:15Eric, you double-headed snake!
19:17Just motion.
19:17No emotion.
19:19Hold that.
19:21You're shit out of luck, kid.
19:24Where the fuck's your boss, huh?
19:25I have assistants.
19:27If I send them out, they're going to get a guy tea latte.
19:30You know what I'm saying?
19:30I'm drinking so much, I'm getting diabetes.
19:32I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
19:34I don't.
19:35I don't.
19:35What I'm not feeling is you schmoozing our clients.
19:38Dog, what clients?
19:40Who am I schmoozing?
19:41Oh, come on.
19:41I don't schmooze.
19:42You think I don't know the fancy dinners at Nona Ponte with all our contacts?
19:47Hey, you think I don't know?
19:48Me fancy?
19:50Bro, you got the wrong fucking guy.
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:53That's what's going on here, bro.
19:54It's not me.
19:55I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
19:57I heard that one before.
19:59I heard that one before.
19:59No, dog, literally, I don't know what you're saying since the first time we talked.
20:04So you're going to stand here right now and tell me that you're not the guy that lives
20:08in a condo at Young and Blue or DT.
20:10You're not that guy, right?
20:12Yes.
20:12That's exactly what's happening here, bro.
20:14I live in a tiny fucking house my auntie left me and my brother.
20:16What?
20:16Yo, you're going to stand here, grown man, grown man business, and tell me that you're not
20:22the guy whipping around in the black pickup truck.
20:25Is that what you're telling me right now?
20:26Yes, bro.
20:27I drive a beater from 2007.
20:29It's burnt orange.
20:31All right?
20:31I don't know who you think I am, bro, but I'm just a man trying to stay afloat.
20:35It's a man trying to stay afloat, eh?
20:37Yeah, bro.
20:37You know what's funny about that?
20:40Aluminum floats.
20:43You swing that to the right on a man, it'll sink a man to the bottom of the shit.
20:47You feel what I'm saying, Z-Money?
20:48Who the fuck is Z-Money?
20:49Yo, so you thought that shit was funny upstairs, eh?
20:52What the fuck is Omerda doing here?
20:54Okay, this is the guy my guys are looking for.
20:57Bro, I do not look like this nigga.
20:59No, that's funny.
20:59Still, man looks like a hookah man, so I might buy a rave.
21:02Bro, he's very, uh, racially ambiguous, bro.
21:04Who knows what he is?
21:04Why the fuck is nobody answering me?
21:07What the fuck is Omerda doing here?
21:09Come here.
21:10Come here.
21:10Come.
21:11Come.
21:11Come take a walk.
21:12We can have a talk.
21:12We can walk and talk about what I'm doing here.
21:15And then we can talk about what you're doing here.
21:17Wait, am I supposed to be scared?
21:18Scared of this?
21:19That's jokes.
21:22That's actually jokes.
21:24Dropped your glove.
21:25What's up, Dean?
21:27There's your glove.
21:29Talking about drop this and drop that.
21:30Brother, you want to get dropped?
21:32What, are you going to hit me with the folder holder?
21:34You're not going to touch me, bro.
21:35I'll dodge that.
21:36This.
21:37Rosie, hold this for me.
21:38I'm doing judo for 15 minutes.
21:39What the fuck?
21:44Oh, fuck, dude.
21:46What the fuck?
21:47Lennox?
21:48Hey, Trish.
21:49What's up?
21:49What are you doing here?
21:51I'm off the clock.
21:52Yeah.
21:52I'm off the clock.
21:52I was just having a little think tank with my brother, right?
21:55Talking expansion and whatnot.
21:56Phenomenal blazer dress, by the way.
21:58You're obviously serving.
22:00It's a 12 out of 10.
22:01Best project manager in the city.
22:02Oh, absolutely.
22:03Oh, fuck.
22:05What the fuck happened to you?
22:07Um, I fell.
22:13I fell.
22:14Okay.
22:18Jano, it feels good to be back at work.
22:21Yeah, I'm sure it felt good for you.
22:22You didn't drop one piece, I sweat.
22:24Suit still clean.
22:25You know, I'm not working with you guys, you know.
22:28I'm working for you.
22:29Yeah, I didn't get that either today.
22:31No, honestly, I really wasn't nice to get you back on the floor with the working class,
22:34you know what I mean?
22:34You think the three of us could ever have something here?
22:37Like, you come back to work with us?
22:40I thought you cashed out the game.
22:42Well, you know, it's like, I can help out with the operations around the office, you know.
22:48May not get any younger.
22:51We talk.
22:52All right, figure that out.
22:54We talk.
22:54All right.
22:56No up here, though.
22:56Free service.
22:57No up here.
22:58We talk.
22:59We talk.
23:00Let's be in the mood of worship, please.
23:05Hold your hand.
23:06Hold your hand.
23:06Close your eyes, please.
23:07Close your eyes.
23:08Hassan, close your eyes.
23:09Ricky, close your eyes, please.
23:11Father, Lord!
23:13I want to thank you for everything in my life.
23:15I want to thank you for Shassan Moving Company.
23:18I want to thank you for Eric and Ricky, my uncles.
23:23And Uncle Marcus, too.
23:25And for Grandpa, I thank you a lot.
23:27He's up with the Grandpa thing, son.
23:29Wait, you guys are all related?
23:31I want to thank you for Boss Everett.
23:33It's all good.
23:33It's all good.
23:34For helping me to become a Canadian permanent resident.
23:37For the generosity of his heart.
23:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:40For doing this from the kindness of his heart.
23:42Oh.
23:42We talk no ulterior motive.
23:45Amen to that, brother.
23:46Amen to that.
23:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:47Hold on.
23:47Hold on.
23:48Please, please.
23:49Just a prayer for me, baby.
23:50Please.
23:50Just a blessing.
23:51Just a little blessing.
23:52We thank you for Carla for bringing Chris to work with us.
23:55Glory.
23:56No, no, he's temporary.
23:57He's temporary.
23:58Okay, he's temporary.
23:59Okay, we thank you for him for coming to work with us, temporary.
24:02Chris, 3S, please.
24:04Yes, sir.
24:04Okay, we thank you for Chris.
24:06Hallelujah.
24:06With 3S.
24:07We thank you, O Lord.
24:08Actually, he's going to be working here as at least a reserve worker.
24:12Okay, Father, you may keep a permanent worker.
24:15All right, amen, amen, amen, amen.
24:16We got it.
24:16We got it.
24:17Yo, yo, yo.
24:18Look, man.
24:18Dog.
24:19Hop on the table real quick.
24:20Put up a prayer that we get our stayover account back.
24:23Hold on, what?
24:24Why are you pouring out for the stayover account?
24:27Thing got terminated, fam, for the hole in the ceiling and things.
24:30Come on, bro.
24:31Don't tell me about no termination, bro.
24:32I give you six large.
24:33Where's my G's at?
24:34Father, O Lord, you will fix the hole in the ceiling.
24:38Amen to that.
24:39Heavenly Father, you will bless your son.
24:41Yes, sir.
24:41You will bless the company.
24:42All right, all right.
24:43Yo, the burgers are burning.
24:44The burgers, the burgers.
24:48Ah.
24:51These are cool.
24:52Holy prayers, guys.
24:53What happened to us?
24:54I mean, we're bad.
24:57I hear you.
24:58Yo, Ricky, you might run some store game on make-weave burgers.
25:00But, man, he can go too.
25:02Right, Marcos?
25:03He can go.
25:05Or do I have to tell everybody about that?
25:06Fuck it up at this point.
25:12Um, guys, guys, for anyone who hasn't heard, I lost my Nigerian accent a long time ago.
25:19This is my real voice.
25:20What the fuck?
25:21I knew that.
25:21See, I knew.
25:22I knew that secret.
25:23You're burning all the fucking time.
25:25You still Nigerian, dude?
25:26I...
25:27I'll get the burgers, Ricky.
25:29Hello, hello.
25:30I'm ready for work.
25:32Oh, come on, Navi.
25:32Bro, the job was this morning, bro.
25:34We said 5 a.m.
25:34You told me 5 p.m. 500%.
25:37Know how yourself, Ma.
25:38You've been taking job already.
25:39It's gone.
25:40It's good.
25:41Oh, my goodness.
25:46What the fuck is that?
25:50Hey.
25:50That's that sketchiest fuck investigator.
25:53Grant, my mate?
25:54Who?
25:54Yeah, my name's Grant.
25:55Oh, his name is Grant.
25:56The Grant, my name, Grant?
25:57Yeah, I'm looking for Everett Saunders.
25:59Yeah, what?
26:00I gotta be honest with you, brother.
26:01It's not looking too good for you.
26:03Yeah, take a walk, bro.
26:04Well, Michael's our son,
26:05and the Grant's as good as ours.
26:06Sorry?
26:07The Grant?
26:08Yeah.
26:10What...
26:10What Grant is this?
26:11Who is Grant?
26:13Who?
26:13No, I'm here about the insurance fraud,
26:15the blown-up van.
26:15Boss?
26:16Oh, shit.
26:17Boss?
26:17Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about,
26:19but let me holler at you real quick.
26:20Okay.
26:21Okay, Everett's finessing the system.
26:22I read it.
26:23Is that the van you blew up, Ricky?
26:24So you do know what I'm talking about.
26:25All right, which one of you is named Ricky?
26:26Who's Ricky?
26:27Boss?
26:28Ricky, run.
26:29I'm gonna shut the fuck up.
26:31All right, get it.
26:32The fuck?
26:32No, I don't know.
26:34What are you doing, man?
26:35He doesn't even have my back.
26:37Fight him!
26:38Chill, chill.
26:40Get my truck so far out of your ass.
26:42He's got his same way.
26:43Leave him alone.
26:44Hey, you...
26:44He's a fucker!
26:47You didn't even announce yourself as a cop.
26:48Yeah, I'm not a cop.
26:49I'm a private investigator.
26:51Police are on the way.
26:51Guys, it's all good.
26:52It's all...
26:53I'm chilling.
26:53Everett, what did you do?
26:55We'll talk.
26:55We'll talk.
26:56It's all good.
26:56I'll catch you up.
26:57Ricky, you're good!
26:58Ricky, you're good!
26:59That's Ricky.
26:59All right, how do you spell that?
27:00Is that...
27:00I-E...
27:02I'll just write Rick.
27:03Yo, Dad.
27:03Eric, hold me down.
27:04Carlo, watch my son.
27:06I'm gonna be out quick.
27:08Oh, shit, dog.
27:09Loosen my cuffs.
27:11I was gonna be moving furniture in the bin.
27:20Uh...
27:21I...
27:21I got the burgers?
27:24Most of them blood pot burger, that brother.
27:33I was gonna be real with you.
27:35I'm trying to figure what's the deal with you.
27:37Girl, I'm trying to catch this 40-hour flight.
27:39Do I with Bobby, baby?
27:40And I'm trying to stay up in the field with you on these showers.
27:43I've been counting up for hours.
27:45Mary, then I'm on the charts.
27:46See, like, we're here to the city and tell us.
27:48This shit here ain't for no cows.
27:50Funerals and all the flowers.
27:52Ain't no referee for the technical foul.
27:54See, I had to go and just change out the style.
27:56Now, my baby, yes, I've been going to smile.
27:57I ain't even talking mama in the wall.
28:00I've been getting money ever since I'm child.
28:01No one of niggas knows this nigga to be down.
28:03Down, down, down, down, down.
28:06Ooh, ooh, ooh.
28:09Ooh, ooh, ooh.
28:12Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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