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00:00so this is it this will be little michael's home we are gonna get that fixed okay and what's that
00:21door over there oh this is michael's bathroom oh all his yeah okay space and michael are you
00:27excited to move in yes i'm very very happy i'm very happy to be here are there other family members
00:36i can meet or no no yes this is my brother he's in town for a few days you couldn't tell me say i
00:44bring white people in my basement and uh yeah michael say hi uncle hi uncle oh uncle this is
00:50your future nephew hopefully oh so i play yeah i'm playing a man basement and how me break the
00:57place must stay over and i'll take care of you what my massage yo yo hey boy water no work
01:02holy nice ceiling door never pop off how can i stay over this he he's in theater
01:08okay it's one of my favorites he always does this one hey boy elko redkin boy
01:14yeah he's uh working on this jamaican play it's the one man jamaican play you might have heard it's
01:28called one blood no or maybe not maybe not yeah that's my uncle and michael what's your uncle's
01:35name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name uncle michael
01:41michael
01:43we have a lot of michaels in the family okay okay come here son
01:48ready welcome
01:57hell
01:58man fucking hassan bro
02:01So I'm sending a picture to my body shop, boy.
02:04Fuck.
02:05Nah, this is actually fucked.
02:06What do you mean? It's your fault.
02:07Bro, you were driving the truck. I wasn't even there.
02:09How's it my fault?
02:09What do you mean? You made me wear the liquor boots.
02:11Now we got a big problem.
02:12Bro, my dad's literally gonna swing on us, man.
02:15We may have to fucking crunch him.
02:17We a dog. I didn't do shit.
02:18And Hassan's more your boy than my boy.
02:20Hassan's more your boy than my boy. What are you talking about?
02:22How's he more my boy than your boy?
02:23Because you're his boss.
02:24Hassan, whose boy are you more? My boy or Eric's boy?
02:31Eric's boy still.
02:34There you go.
02:36This is actually fucked.
02:39Well, my body shop boy can get this shit fixed quick times,
02:41and you boys figure out how to dice up the invoice.
02:44Oh, fuck. Two racks.
02:45Two racks?
02:46One each. Perfect math.
02:47Nah, that's your two racks, bro.
02:49I have nothing to do with this, man.
02:50Straight.
02:51Oh, fuck, bitch. 30 racks!
02:52How do you go fucking go from 2 to 30?
02:55Fuck. No, we just got 30 racks.
02:56Huh?
02:57Oh, shit. We just got 30 racks.
02:59We got 30 racks?
02:59Me like we.
03:01What do you mean we?
03:01We like me.
03:02Like we like the team.
03:03We, the business, got 30 racks.
03:05Oh, dog, so what the fuck?
03:07Hug this.
03:08Minus a two, that's 28 racks.
03:10You're fine.
03:10All right, a little bit.
03:11I'll cover this shit for now.
03:13We get it fixed before Dad comes back.
03:14You swing me five brown boys.
03:16You swing me five brown boys.
03:17Call it even.
03:18What?
03:19Yeah.
03:19Ah, thank you.
03:20I'm not swinging five bills, bro.
03:22That's his five bills.
03:23You swing him a rack, I swing zero.
03:26Yo, Hassan, talk to your boy.
03:27This guy's not my boy.
03:27You're my boy.
03:28Yeah, this is why we're boys.
03:29Hey, man.
03:30I told you guys there are more boys than me.
03:33Nah, I need five brown boys for me, for real.
03:35That's your bro.
03:36That's your bro.
03:36Come on, you have three days to fix it.
03:38Come on, two now.
03:39I yell, I see you hear me, but you're not listening to me.
03:42When it's finished, I'll call you.
03:43I told you to be the stress and the truth.
03:45Everett?
03:47Oh, shit, Dad.
03:48Why are you back?
03:49What, I can't come back to my country?
03:51Nah, I just thought you'd be gone for longer.
03:52We need to talk.
03:58How about this?
03:59What, I'm to you?
04:01Look, I already know what you're about to say.
04:04Who, who told you?
04:08Told me what?
04:09What were you gonna say?
04:11You tell me.
04:12I'm selling the car.
04:13Oh, yeah.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Oh, shit.
04:15Yeah.
04:15This is a new one, man.
04:16Oh, shit.
04:17What?
04:18And can you believe this frigging guy
04:19don't want me to see my own car?
04:21So does that.
04:21It's a try, man, right?
04:23You cannot eat food before the food finish cooked.
04:26When we done, you go see it.
04:27Yeah, but I need pictures
04:28so I could put it up on Frank's list.
04:30But your car'll just show up by my business, please.
04:33Come on, listen to the man, bro.
04:34The man's at work.
04:34Yeah, at work.
04:35Go eat your son.
04:36You see what I'm talking about there, man?
04:38Yeah, just know what.
04:39You showed up early.
04:40How much can you blame him?
04:41You owe me.
04:42How long he's gonna hold your car for?
04:43But you showed up early.
04:44Oh, man.
04:46I can't understand.
04:47Nah, man.
04:47Come on.
04:48You can't do this enough.
04:48Yeah, Dad, I was actually hoping
04:49you'd be down to work with us
04:50at the Grand Marlowe's
04:51since you used to work there.
04:52You're here.
04:53You know, go out.
04:54I just came back from a vacation, man.
04:55Yeah, but, you know, stretch the legs.
04:57Get some exercise.
04:58You know what?
04:59It might be good to see Pauline Jones
05:01if she's still working there.
05:03Your old work wifey.
05:04That's right, man.
05:05Here, hold on.
05:06Hold on.
05:07Morning, Dad.
05:10Hey, son.
05:10Morning, Mr. Saunders.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yo, guys, Dad's coming out to work with us.
05:14Really?
05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:15He's coming out.
05:15Time to do some real work.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Right.
05:17About time.
05:18Ever.
05:19What's up with that?
05:20What?
05:20So the man gets a full suit?
05:22What the fuck is going on here?
05:23Reverse nepotism?
05:23Look.
05:24Full suit, full suit, full suit.
05:26You got nice pants.
05:27Yeah.
05:29Oh, yeah, what the fuck?
05:30Aren't you engaged?
05:30Aren't you, like, a husband
05:32or a fiancé now?
05:33Congratulations.
05:34All right.
05:34I'm going to change my mind.
05:36Hmm?
05:37I'm going to change my mind.
05:38So you and Ricky's mom,
05:40you guys are done?
05:40I'm a baby that, man.
05:42Well, you know,
05:44you need the wedding ring for, man.
05:45Material things,
05:46you don't need that.
05:47Yeah.
05:48So, hey,
05:48you're just going to have a girlfriend
05:49at 55 years old?
05:50Are you going to have a girlfriend
05:51at 31?
05:53Oh, shit.
05:54Nah, I got dumped
05:55a couple months back.
05:55Hey, guys.
05:57I, um,
05:58want you to finally meet
05:59my boyfriend, Chris.
06:01Yes, yes.
06:02My dad has a respect.
06:03Weren't you in my basement?
06:04Hey, yo.
06:05What's he doing in your basement?
06:06Are you renting their basement?
06:08My final place
06:09my stair over.
06:10Him basement?
06:12Frozy.
06:13Stink.
06:13Bowlie.
06:14Me get a bed bug
06:15by my body.
06:16All type of thing.
06:18So, me leave liquor early
06:19and I'm hoping
06:20you can help us
06:21with what we come
06:23to talk about.
06:24What?
06:24My boyfriend
06:26needs a job, Everett.
06:28Ooh.
06:29Carla, man.
06:30Why you put me
06:31on the spot like this?
06:32We're good on guys.
06:33Hey, boy.
06:33I know you say
06:34you gotta take care of me.
06:35Yeah, what'd you say to that?
06:36Let's turn box off
06:37your fears.
06:38We're good, man.
06:39Sorry.
06:40We're the exact opposite
06:41of him.
06:42No, we are good.
06:43We heard Navid.
06:43He's coming in.
06:44Navid?
06:45I want you for six lot, man.
06:47That man needs the work.
06:49Everett,
06:50Chris
06:51needs the work.
06:54Carla, man.
07:00All right, babe,
07:00what's your T-shirt size?
07:01Large.
07:01Don't have that.
07:02Me box side, man.
07:03Box side, man.
07:05That's how you're acting
07:05in the interview?
07:06I suck ya, man.
07:07That's how you're acting
07:07in your interview?
07:08I suck ya, mama.
07:08We only have mediums.
07:10Um,
07:11just wanna say sorry
07:12to you guys
07:13for the barrels.
07:14I ain't fuck up, baby.
07:14I don't know if Carla...
07:16Are you a freak out
07:16my food?
07:17She didn't?
07:17Okay.
07:19My bad, Rasta.
07:21No way, bro.
07:23This guy canceled the trip
07:24and left a dot to your view, man.
07:26Yo, delete that.
07:27Bro, we can't even delete that.
07:29We gotta eat that.
07:30Review's on your page
07:31forever, bro.
07:32Okay, but
07:32no man's reading that.
07:33You just go eat
07:38at a burger spot
07:38and don't read the review?
07:40Every man's reading
07:40the review, bro.
07:41So first thing
07:42you're gonna see.
07:43Mans have holes
07:44in the ceilings,
07:44uninvited guests,
07:46and they zoink back
07:46the three bills?
07:48Are you blabbed?
07:48Bro, what's this next lady saying?
07:51Bro, this girl
07:51got her whole trip
07:52refunded, man.
07:54Bro, let me see that.
07:54Yo, you see how you
07:55zoink my laptop, crow?
07:57You think I'm blind?
07:57I'm reading it.
07:59You're saying
07:59the account is about
08:00to be terminated.
08:01Who's the terminator?
08:02I didn't even read that.
08:03Let's lock it in.
08:06Yo, real talk, real talk.
08:08Yo, let's lock it in,
08:09for real.
08:10All right, real talk, though.
08:11All right, real talk.
08:12A weird morning,
08:13but good day.
08:13Thanks to Eric,
08:14we got the
08:15grand Marlowe barbecue job.
08:21Big up yourself, you.
08:24Good job.
08:24All right, Marcos.
08:25Transparent leads
08:26motherfuckers of pain,
08:27so today's about
08:27putting on a great show
08:28and hopefully locking down
08:29a long-term contract.
08:30Who's the new guy?
08:31My uncle, Mikey.
08:32Uh-uh.
08:33What?
08:34And then this guy over here,
08:36you know.
08:37This guy's my father.
08:39I am not your father.
08:40Listen to this guy.
08:42You know my father.
08:43Ooh, that's right.
08:44Sorry, guys.
08:44Um, this is my man,
08:47Chris.
08:48T.S.
08:49Chris.
08:50T.S.
08:50Yes.
08:51Chris is here for the day.
08:52Chris.
08:53And we'll talk,
08:54everyone.
08:54Or yourself.
08:55It's Chris's last day.
08:56All right?
08:56But the real news here is
08:57Michael is my son.
09:00Ah, he's your son?
09:02Yeah, man.
09:02I adopted him.
09:03Unofficially.
09:04But it's pretty official.
09:05The interview went great.
09:06Brother, how old are you?
09:07Almost 28.
09:09Yeah, that's the thing.
09:11If anybody ever asks,
09:12this nigga's 16 years old.
09:13Welcome to the family, man.
09:16It's me and you now.
09:17Ricky, our dad didn't propose, man.
09:19So, yeah, you're just our boy.
09:24Okay.
09:25This is wild.
09:27No, honestly, dog.
09:28It's what you said in the hospital
09:29that really inspired me.
09:30Talking about making it work
09:31with your boy and shit, man.
09:32It really, that was real shit.
09:33Buddy, I was high as shit.
09:35Yo, dad, you mind driving
09:35the truck today?
09:36Me the most experienced
09:37driving anyways.
09:38Watch and learn, man, you.
09:40Top driver.
09:40Top driver.
09:41Top driver.
09:42All right, let's smash
09:42this shit out this fucking job
09:43and blow the doors
09:44out to Grand Marlowe, all right?
09:45Come on.
09:46Come on, baby.
09:47Come on, baby.
09:49Oh, my God.
10:16Holy dad, yo,
10:18you really fucked this up, man.
10:19Who the fuck parks
10:20a car here?
10:21Shemez, man.
10:22Shemez, man.
10:23Shemez.
10:24But honestly, dad,
10:25at the end of the day,
10:26like, all this is just material.
10:27There's more to life.
10:28Yeah, fuck all that, man.
10:30I was just about
10:31to sell this shit.
10:32Now, look,
10:33we can't change history,
10:33Mr. Saunders.
10:34Your foot is heavy.
10:35Yeah.
10:36You know, and that's how
10:36you ended up doing all of this.
10:38Yeah.
10:38But at the end of the day,
10:39we're all safe.
10:41We're all good.
10:42Yeah, we're safe.
10:43Thank God we're safe.
10:44Thank God.
10:45And that's all that matters, no?
10:46Let's get the fuck
10:47out of here, then.
10:48Yeah.
10:49What's going on?
10:50Just wrap yourself
10:51in a moving blanket.
11:02Let's get this fucking break.
11:03What up, Trish?
11:05Good day, sir.
11:06Good day, sir.
11:07It's the big leagues bitch, okay?
11:08Get the shit together.
11:09Okay, sorry to have
11:10my fucking blazer dress on.
11:11Okay.
11:11Gentlemen,
11:12you guys drink water?
11:14I don't want them
11:14pissing too much in shit.
11:15So, the Grand Marlowe
11:17Safety Committee
11:18flagged that
11:19the incline of these stairs
11:20is kind of hazardous,
11:23especially when you're
11:23carrying heavy loads,
11:25which is anything above,
11:26like, 50 pounds,
11:27which is why
11:28they have disassembled
11:29all of the wood-fire ovens
11:30into their individual bricks,
11:32and they've requested
11:33that you please
11:34only carry five at a time.
11:36Five bricks is kind of
11:37light, right?
11:39Yeah, five bricks is like
11:40500 trips up and down the stairs.
11:42Fuck all that shit.
11:43Doug?
11:46What's up with you?
11:47What?
11:47Huh?
11:48What?
11:48What?
11:49What's up with him?
11:52We'll deal with it.
11:53It's fine.
11:53He's strong.
11:54He's strong.
11:54He doesn't look strong.
11:56Very strong.
11:57Guy, very strong.
11:57Yeah, no, we're good to go.
11:58We can literally handle
11:59way more than five bricks.
12:00Well, your safety
12:01is our priority.
12:03So take all the time
12:03you need.
12:05Hurry the fuck up, okay?
12:06I just gotta say that
12:07so I don't get fucking sued.
12:08Get it together.
12:09So take our time,
12:09but hurry the fuck up.
12:10All right, you guys,
12:11you heard it.
12:11Kim's on propane.
12:14I tried it.
12:16I couldn't fight it.
12:19Now I just want to
12:21get back to me.
12:24Oh, baby.
12:26Ooh, ooh.
12:29Back into the man
12:31I used to be.
12:32Here, take this.
12:35I couldn't fight it.
12:37Trisha.
12:38Hey.
12:38Do you ever meet
12:39Pauline on this job?
12:41No, I don't think so.
12:42No.
12:43No.
12:44She's been here for years.
12:45Tall, always loud.
12:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:47Pauline Jones with the dog, right?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Yeah, she's no longer with us.
12:52No.
12:53She got fired?
12:54No, she moved on.
12:55She quit?
12:57No, Pauline, Pauline died.
12:59She died?
13:01Yeah.
13:03I'm sorry.
13:03I've got to get on this call.
13:05Uh, go for Trish?
13:07Don.
13:07Hi.
13:08Mom.
13:12I'm tired.
13:14Yeah, she's no longer with us.
13:15Good shit, good shit.
13:16Yo, rip chairs.
13:17Let's rip the chairs down.
13:18Bring them up.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Your old work way.
13:21Your old work way.
13:26What the fuck's good with my dad?
13:28Some of your dad, man.
13:29He has Alzheimer's or some shit.
13:32Yo, dad, I know you're busy
13:33standing here doing nothing,
13:34but we have a hundred milk crates full of bricks
13:36we've got to bring up.
13:37Pauline died, you know?
13:39Oh, shit.
13:40So young, too.
13:42How old is she?
13:4455.
13:46That's damn young.
13:48Young.
13:49You know, the last time she texted me
13:50was in 2018.
13:52Look.
13:52I gave my dog a necklace.
13:56I've never replied.
14:02All right, well, if you want to just jump back into it.
14:05You sure you're doing what you love, Everett?
14:09I would love to get back to work right now
14:10because we've got way more shit down there
14:12we've got to bring up,
14:12but, yeah, we've got to get going, man.
14:14Seriously.
14:15I'm sorry.
14:16You got an extra pair of gloves?
14:17I got extras in the truck.
14:18Yeah, I take these.
14:20All right, good?
14:22Guys, I'll be back.
14:23You can get my gloves and shit.
14:24Yeah, no problem.
14:25Yeah.
14:27So how many of those macaroni bottles
14:28she send you?
14:29What, Jamaica?
14:30I'm going to bust up one with my family.
14:32She sent the next three.
14:33I need to have one and save two.
14:35Holy, so that's why Carla
14:36had me send, like, five more for you?
14:38You go over and start
14:39when you get a nice, thick, healthy,
14:42clean skin, bowled, good ear,
14:44white girl.
14:46You're right, dude.
14:47Don't worry yourself.
14:48Check this now.
14:49What do you mean?
14:50I had a Greek thing.
14:52Ah, you?
14:52Yeah.
14:53She bought me a PS3 one time,
14:54so what do you mean?
14:55I told you I'm not in my room.
14:57One time, we have three girls
14:58sent me three PS3.
14:59So you got three PS3s?
15:01I'm on your head, you know.
15:03Nine.
15:04Three PS3 each.
15:05So you're just finessing these things.
15:07You're just boxing them out a lot.
15:08I don't finesse that, my, bro.
15:10Me love foreign girl, you know.
15:12Foreign girl love me, you know.
15:13But why is she sending you
15:14so much macaroni and cheese?
15:16I don't get that part, man.
15:17What I'm saying?
15:19Yo, listen here, goofy.
15:20I'm not coming off this phone
15:22to you beans.
15:23Swimming my beans.
15:24Straight goods.
15:25Straight goods.
15:26Sir, there's a hole in the ceiling.
15:27Your doorknob popped off,
15:29and you have no running water.
15:30What do you expect me to do with this?
15:32She still spent the week, though, no?
15:33Yo, Crow, why you yelling at me, bro?
15:35I'm chill.
15:36Also, your listing wasn't as described,
15:38so Stay Rover went ahead
15:39and reversed the charge.
15:40How's that work?
15:42You the judge?
15:42You saw in the agreement
15:45they rolled around...
15:46Yo, I'm not reading that shit.
15:48You've seen it.
15:49You're done, you're finished,
15:50you're finished, you're done.
15:51Yo, this guy's teasing me, man.
15:53Almost lost my fucking ring.
15:55Yo.
15:55Hold on, that's my phone?
15:59It's blast, fam.
16:00Go get that.
16:01Bro, what are you throwing my phone for, Crow?
16:03Man, you're about to lose money.
16:04You're talking crazy, fam.
16:05Hey, you're just about to dash my phone.
16:06I'm losing break.
16:07All right.
16:07Broski, let me call these guys again.
16:09Actually, swing your phone.
16:10Broski, how you mean?
16:11For what?
16:11Swing your phone?
16:12No, I just wanted to call my mom.
16:13For what?
16:16Sure, bud.
16:17Clap for me.
16:19Text on your field right now?
16:21Fam?
16:21I regretted it as soon as I did it, Crow.
16:25I regretted it as soon as I did it.
16:55Oh, fuck, bro.
16:57Come on, dog.
16:58It's a blessing to see you again.
17:01Just know that it's not so blessed to see me again, right?
17:04Bro, I'm not going to lie, dog.
17:06I ain't come to work to hear riddles today, man.
17:07It's not even about hearing me.
17:09That's the crazy part.
17:10It's about you feeling me.
17:12Look, man, this job was just a one-off thing.
17:14Trisha gave it to us because the usual guys had a little conflict.
17:17We are the usual guys.
17:19And the only conflict here, the conflict that's arising right now, is you guys trying to eat
17:24our food, steal our contracts.
17:26So I don't really care whether it's you or your pops.
17:30You guys want to eat a man's food?
17:31You guys are going to have to accept a dinner and drinks invite with the Omer to gang.
17:34You understand what I'm saying?
17:35What does my dad have to do with this?
17:36The man's upstairs working like the rest of us.
17:38I don't know.
17:39Holy!
17:40What?
17:40All the fancy contracts?
17:41You still have your OG clocking in upstairs?
17:43The man's pushing paperwork?
17:45Bro, if I would have known that, I would have brought a whole next guy for him, too.
17:48What do you mean?
17:48What's this guy thing?
17:49What does that mean?
17:51Brother.
17:52A guy.
17:53A guy.
17:54These guys are killing it.
17:55Yeah, they're going.
17:57What the fuck is going on?
17:59Tiana, did you double book?
18:00Uh, I don't know.
18:01Yo, Trish!
18:05There's my girl, Trish!
18:08What are these bums doing on my site?
18:10Slad, you're off the job.
18:11And you won't be on any fucking jobs in the future.
18:13What the fuck do you mean?
18:16Slad, relax.
18:17You're just going to bail on me without saying anything?
18:20I emailed you.
18:21Email?
18:22You don't email me.
18:24Don't email me, Trish.
18:25Just call me.
18:26Just call me.
18:27It's literally so simple.
18:29I promise you, you do not want to fucking do this right now.
18:31Do what?
18:32What did I do?
18:33Tell me.
18:34Tell me.
18:34Oh.
18:35You don't want to tell me?
18:36You don't want to tell me?
18:37All right, have it your way.
18:38I don't give a fuck.
18:39Come on, just tell me.
18:41Just tell me.
18:42Tell me.
18:43Tell me, please.
18:45Come on, Trish.
18:45Why don't you just tell me?
18:46Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
18:48Why don't you tell me?
18:49Tell me!
18:50Fuck!
18:51Tell me what I did.
18:53Tell me!
18:54Tiana, can you show them the video?
18:56I got guys making calls for me on the guy phone.
18:59I got guys on flights taking off from Guy Guy Z.
19:02Fuck.
19:03You know what I'm saying?
19:03Move this here.
19:05Stand here, stand in there with those beady eyes.
19:07It's like, shut the fuck up and grab a box yourself, bitch.
19:10It's like...
19:12I, uh...
19:12I didn't say that.
19:15Eric, you double-headed snake!
19:17Just motion.
19:18No emotion.
19:19Hold that.
19:21You're shit out of luck, kid.
19:24Where the fuck's your boss, huh?
19:25I have assistants.
19:27If I send them out, they're going to get a guy tea latte.
19:30You know what I'm saying?
19:30I'm drinking so much, I'm getting diabetes.
19:32I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
19:34I don't.
19:35I don't.
19:35What I'm not feeling is you schmoozing our clients.
19:38Dog, what clients?
19:40Who am I schmoozing?
19:41Oh, come on.
19:41I don't schmooze.
19:42You think I don't know the fancy dinners at Nona Ponte with all our contacts?
19:47Hey, you think I don't know?
19:48Me fancy?
19:50Bro, you got the wrong fucking guy.
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:53That's what's going on here, bro.
19:54It's not me.
19:55I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
19:57I heard that one before.
19:59I heard that one before.
19:59No, like, dog, literally, I don't know what you're saying since the first time we talked.
20:04So you're going to stand here right now and tell me that you're not the guy that lives
20:09in a condo at Young and Blue or DT.
20:10You're not that guy, right?
20:12Yes.
20:12That's exactly what's happening here, bro.
20:14I live in a tiny fucking house my auntie left me and my brother.
20:16What?
20:17Yo, you're going to stand here, grown man, grown man business, and tell me that you're not
20:22the guy whipping around in the black pickup truck.
20:25Is that what you're telling me right now?
20:26Yes, bro.
20:27I drive a beater from 2007.
20:29It's burnt orange.
20:31All right?
20:31I don't know who you think I am, bro, but I'm just a man trying to stay afloat.
20:35It's a man trying to stay afloat, eh?
20:37Yeah, bro.
20:37You know what's funny about that?
20:40Aluminum floats.
20:43You swing that to the right on the man, it'll sink the man to the bottom of the shit.
20:47You feel what I'm saying, Z-Money?
20:48Who the fuck is Z-Money?
20:49Yo, so you thought that shit was funny upstairs, eh?
20:52What the fuck is Omerda doing here?
20:54Okay, this is the guy my guys are looking for.
20:57Bro, I do not look like this nigga.
20:59No, it's funny.
20:59Still, mine looks like a hookah man, so I'm about to read.
21:02Bro, he's very, uh, racially ambiguous, bro.
21:04Who knows what he is?
21:05Why the fuck is nobody answering me?
21:07What the fuck is Omerda doing here?
21:09Come here.
21:10Come here.
21:11Come.
21:11Come.
21:11Come take a walk.
21:12We can have a talk.
21:13We can walk and talk about what I'm doing here.
21:15And then we can talk about what you're doing here.
21:17Wait, am I supposed to be scared?
21:18Scared of this?
21:19That's jokes.
21:22That's actually jokes.
21:24Oh, dropped your glove.
21:25What's up, man?
21:28There's your glove.
21:29Talking about dropped this and dropped that.
21:30Brother, you want to get dropped?
21:32What, are you going to hit me with a folder holder?
21:34You're not going to touch me, bro.
21:35I'll dodge that.
21:36This.
21:37Bro, see what I'm doing?
21:38I'm shooting judo for...
21:39What the fuck?
21:44Oh, fuck, dude.
21:46What the fuck?
21:47Lennox?
21:48Hey, Trish.
21:49What's up?
21:49What are you doing here?
21:51I'm off the clock.
21:52Yeah.
21:52I'm off the clock.
21:53I was just having a little think tank with my brother, right?
21:55Talking expansion and whatnot.
21:56Phenomenal blazer dress, by the way.
21:58You're obviously serving.
22:00It's a 12 out of 10.
22:01Best project manager in the city.
22:02Oh, absolutely.
22:03Oh, fuck.
22:06What the fuck happened to you?
22:07Um, I fell.
22:13I fell.
22:14Okay.
22:18Jano, it feels good to be back at work.
22:21Yeah, I'm sure it felt good for you.
22:22You didn't drop one piece of sweat.
22:24So, seriously.
22:25Yeah, look, you know, I'm not working with you guys, you know.
22:28I'm working for you.
22:29Yeah, I didn't get that either today.
22:31Nah, honestly, I really was nice to get you back on the floor with the working class,
22:34you know what I mean?
22:34You think the three of us could ever have something here?
22:38Like, you come back to work with us?
22:40I thought you cashed out the game.
22:42Well, you know, it's like I can help out with the operations around the office, you know.
22:48I may not get any younger.
22:51We talk.
22:52All right, figure that.
22:54We talk.
22:54All right.
22:56No up here, though.
22:56Free service.
22:57No up here.
22:58We talk.
22:59We talk.
23:00Let's be in the mood of worship, please.
23:05Hold your hand.
23:06Hold your hand.
23:06Close your eyes, please.
23:08Close your eyes.
23:08Hassan, close your eyes.
23:09Ricky, close your eyes, please.
23:11Father, Lord!
23:12I want to thank you for everything in my life.
23:15I want to thank you for Shassan Moving Company.
23:18I want to thank you for Eric and Ricky, my uncles.
23:23Uh-uh.
23:24And Uncle Marcus, too.
23:25And for Grandpa, I thank you, O Lord.
23:27He's up with the Grandpa thing, son.
23:29Wait, you guys are all related?
23:31I want to thank you for both efforts.
23:33It's all good.
23:33It's all good.
23:34For helping me to become a Canadian permanent resident.
23:37For the generosity of his heart.
23:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:40For doing this from the kindness of his heart.
23:42Oh.
23:43Without no ulterior motive.
23:45Amen to that, brother.
23:46Amen to that.
23:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:47Hold on.
23:47Hold on.
23:48Please, please.
23:49Just a prayer for me, baby.
23:50Please.
23:50Just a blessing.
23:51Just a little blessing.
23:52We thank you for Carla for bringing Chris to work with us.
23:55Corey.
23:56No, no, he's temporary.
23:57Chris.
23:57He's temporary.
23:58Okay.
23:58He's temporary.
23:59Okay, we thank you for him for coming to work with us temporary.
24:02Chris, 3S, please.
24:04Yes, yes.
24:04Okay, we thank you for Chris.
24:06Hallelujah.
24:063S.
24:07All right, all right.
24:07We thank you, O Lord.
24:09Actually, he's going to be working here as at least a reserve worker.
24:12Okay, Father, you make him a permanent worker.
24:15All right, amen, amen, amen.
24:16We got it.
24:16We got it.
24:17Yo, yo, yo, little man.
24:18Yo.
24:18Dog.
24:19Hop on the table real quick.
24:20Put up a prayer that we get our stayover account back.
24:23Hold on, what?
24:24Why are you pouring out for the stayover account?
24:25Thing got terminated, fam, for the hole in the ceiling and things.
24:30Come on, bro.
24:31Don't tell me about no termination, bro.
24:32I gave you six large.
24:34Where's my G's at?
24:34Father, O Lord, you will fix the hole in the ceiling.
24:38Amen to that.
24:39Hopefully, Father, you replace us, Sam.
24:41Yes, sir.
24:41You replace the company.
24:43You replace everything.
24:43All right, all right.
24:43Yo, the burgers are burning.
24:44The burgers.
24:45It's the burgers.
24:48Ah.
24:49Oh, fuck.
24:51These are cool.
24:52Holy fair, is that.
24:53What happened to that?
24:54Some men with that.
24:57I hear you.
24:58Yo, Ricky, you might run some store game on made with burgers.
25:00But, man, he can go too.
25:03Right, Marcos?
25:04He can go.
25:05Or do I have to tell everybody about that?
25:10Fuck it at this point.
25:11Um, guys, guys, uh, for anyone who hasn't heard, I lost my Nigerian accent a long time
25:19ago.
25:20This is my real voice.
25:20What the fuck?
25:21I knew that.
25:21See, I knew that secret.
25:23You're still Nigerian, dude?
25:26I'm...
25:27I'll get the burgers, Ricky.
25:30Hello, I'm ready for work.
25:32Oh, come on, Navi, bro.
25:33The job was this morning, bro.
25:34We said 5 a.m.
25:35You told me 5 p.m. 500%.
25:37Know it yourself, Mayu, but take your job already.
25:39It's gone.
25:40It's good.
25:40Oh, my goodness.
25:47Fuck, shit, what the fuck is that?
25:50Hey, that's that sketchiest fuck investigator.
25:53Grant, my mate?
25:54Yeah, my name's Grant.
25:55Grant.
25:55Oh, his name is Grant.
25:56The Grant, my name, Grant?
25:57Yeah, I'm looking for Everett Saunders.
25:59Yeah, what?
26:00I gotta be honest with you, brother.
26:01It's not looking too good for you.
26:03Yeah, take a walk, bro.
26:04Michael's our son, and the Grant's as good as ours.
26:06Sorry?
26:07The Grant?
26:08Yeah.
26:08What's Grant is this?
26:11Who is Grant?
26:13Him.
26:13No, I'm here about the insurance fraud, the blown-up van.
26:15Boss?
26:16Oh, shit.
26:17Boss?
26:17Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, but let me have it to you real quick.
26:20Okay.
26:21Okay, Everett's finessing the system.
26:22I read it.
26:23Is that the van you blew up, Ricky?
26:24So you do know what I'm talking about.
26:25All right, which one of you's named Ricky?
26:26Who's Ricky?
26:27Boss?
26:27Ricky, you're up.
26:29I'm gonna shut the fuck up.
26:31All right, get it.
26:32What the fuck?
26:32What the fuck?
26:33Yo!
26:33Get through it, man!
26:35He doesn't even have to get through it, man!
26:36Get through it, brother!
26:38Fight him!
26:38Just joke.
26:39Fuck!
26:40You kicked my crutch so far out of your ass.
26:42He's got to stay away.
26:43Leave him alone!
26:44Hey, just don't be trying to...
26:45He's a fucker!
26:47You didn't even announce yourself as a cop.
26:48Yeah, I'm not a cop.
26:49I'm a private investigator.
26:51Police are on the way.
26:51Guys, it's all good.
26:52It's all...
26:53I'm chilling.
26:53Everett, what did you do?
26:55We'll talk.
26:55We'll talk.
26:56It's all good.
26:56I'll catch you up.
26:57Ricky, you're go!
26:58Ricky, you're go!
26:59That's Ricky.
26:59All right, how do you spell that?
27:00Is that with a...
27:01I-E or...
27:02I'll just write Rick.
27:03Yo, Dad.
27:03Eric, hold me down.
27:04Carlo, watch my son.
27:06I'm gonna be out quick.
27:08Oh, shit, dog.
27:09Loosen my cuffs.
27:11I was gonna be moving furniture in the bin.
27:20Uh...
27:21I...
27:21I got the burgers.
27:24What's up, them blood pot burgers?
27:26No, brother, brother.
27:28Well, I...
27:29...
27:29...
27:30I'll just hit some, bro.
27:33**
27:56Now my baby, yes, it's every time I smile
27:58I ain't even talking mama in the wall
27:59I've been getting money ever since I child
28:01So all the n***a know is this n***a, these thousands, thousands, thousands
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