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00:00You can.
00:03Word of warning, Teddy's on top form today.
00:08On the board.
00:12Oh!
00:13Not bad for a girl.
00:17Bad luck.
00:18Good catch.
00:18That's out.
00:21No.
00:22I'm so sorry.
00:24Don't worry, it's just a game.
00:26Right, your turn, sis.
00:28Ready?
00:30For you, the Teddy Treat.
00:38That's out.
00:39And another one.
00:41But I didn't even do anything.
00:44Ha ha.
00:45Your face is a picture.
00:46Girls are no contest.
00:48Right, boys?
00:49We need the level playing field,
00:51because I know we'd give you a run for your money at the cross.
00:54I'm sure you play well,
00:55but we're bigger and stronger.
00:57Bigger and stronger doesn't necessarily mean better.
01:02Come on, chaps.
01:03This was fun.
01:05See you soon.
01:06Oliver, get my blazer.
01:08I love him,
01:10but he drives me crazy.
01:12We play together.
01:13He always thinks he's right.
01:15Why not prove him wrong,
01:17and we can have fun while we're at it?
01:20What's she mean?
01:22Thrash him at the cross.
01:24Yes.
01:24Yes.
01:26Yes.
01:26Yes.
01:26Mr. Parker, Mr. Parker.
01:56Come in.
01:58Afternoon, Clarissa. What's the urgency? Excuses for late homework?
02:02No, not at all. Felicity and I, we were wondering if we could play a lacrosse match against the Thackerton boys.
02:13We don't usually play boys' schools.
02:15But we did at football.
02:16That was a bit of a one-off.
02:18Why can't this be a one-off too?
02:20Why Thackerton?
02:21Well, we want to teach them a lesson, and we want to prove to them that girls should be taken seriously at competitive sports.
02:29They can be an exuberant and talented lot, but can also be exceedingly smug and arrogant.
02:35You could be describing my brother. He's a third-form lacrosse coach. It would be magnificent to beat his team.
02:45It would be very satisfying to see him taken down a peg or two.
02:47I need a reason for proposing it.
02:54We could make it a charity match.
02:56Yes, we could all pay a small contribution to play.
02:59Oh, it's not a bad idea.
03:01I'm sure Miss Grayling would support that.
03:03I could even volunteer to be umpire.
03:05You could?
03:06I don't see why not. I did it at the football match.
03:08That would be super.
03:09I'll make sure this match happens.
03:10Don't you worry.
03:11Thank you, Mr. Parker.
03:12I'll take that.
03:29Let's practice the zigzag one more time.
03:33Are you looking?
03:38Don't run to the halfway line, Jean.
03:40Can I pass it to me?
03:48Well played!
03:50Good job, girls.
03:52I'm going to try that again next session.
03:53Come with that.
03:54Come with that.
03:55Can I try a ball of the team?
03:56Um, have you played before?
03:59Um, we played yard ball in the orphanage.
04:02Yard ball?
04:03What's that?
04:04You roll a wet sock into a ball and use room to rush it.
04:09Goodness.
04:09Sounds lethal.
04:11Far more dangerous than lacrosse.
04:13The thing is, the girls have been playing since they were 11.
04:17I've played yard ball for five years.
04:20I just really think it's worth learning the game and the skills, more first.
04:25It is.
04:26I have to give a go.
04:29Right.
04:31Me, it's a training at five o'clock.
04:33Let's see what you can do.
04:34Mm-hmm.
04:39I hope Nancy won't be too disappointed if she doesn't get in.
04:55She can beg early.
04:56I'd much rather be yourself.
05:00We need you.
05:00You know the rules.
05:01Nancy's barely played before.
05:03I was thinking I could recruit hers in the field.
05:07Actually, if you don't mind, I'd rather be in the goal.
05:12Come on.
05:13Try me.
05:17Right.
05:18You first, Captain Kumbisar.
05:22Give me the best shot.
05:23Ah!
05:26Wow.
05:27Great save.
05:28Come on.
05:29Come on.
05:29Come on.
05:33You're really good.
05:37Cracky, Nancy.
05:45We're definitely swapping.
05:47You have to play instead of me.
05:49Nothing gets part of me.
05:51You're amazing.
05:53How did you do it?
05:54At the orphanage, they call me The Wall.
05:57Well, Nancy, The Wall, I think I can speak for everyone when I say we will love you to be
06:03golly for our team.
06:05Do exactly what we need against the Sackleton boys tomorrow.
06:09You're incredible.
06:10You're amazing.
06:10You're amazing.
06:10You're so amazing.
06:11You're so amazing.
06:18Now, how many times have I told you, Nancy Thomas, to knock before you enter?
06:22I will.
06:22In a minute.
06:23I'll get you, I promise.
06:24Yes, but I've got exciting news.
06:29Go on, then.
06:30Tell me your exciting news.
06:32Well, I've got to tell you that a question.
06:36Really?
06:37Mm-hmm.
06:39Oh, I'm so proud of you.
06:41Wait there.
06:42Yeah.
06:49Hmm.
06:49This was my old one.
06:53I used to be quite the lacrosse player, too.
06:56You're carrying on a family tradition.
06:59Oh.
07:04Look after this, Nancy.
07:05You put Nancy Thomas in goal.
07:18Yes.
07:19She's really good.
07:20Usually a teacher would trial a player before they join the team.
07:27Look at this.
07:28I just don't think it's a good idea.
07:31Why?
07:32Nancy isn't...
07:34She's not as quick of the mark as the rest of you.
07:36She can be a little bit...
07:38Thackerton can be rough.
07:40Well, Nancy is tougher than she looks.
07:42I'm sure she is, but those boys can be unkind.
07:45I know.
07:46I taught there.
07:48Please let her play, Mr. Parker.
07:51She's a vulnerable girl.
07:52I can't risk it.
07:53I'm not saying she can't play next time, but this shouldn't be her first match.
07:57She'll be so disappointed.
07:59All right.
08:02I'll tell her myself.
08:04Please.
08:05Mr. Parker.
08:09Here.
08:16All right, girls.
08:17Let's get warm.
08:17Wake up.
08:19Arm stretches.
08:20Right now, some legs.
08:23Other sides.
08:24We play together.
08:26We play together.
08:28We play together.
08:28Really get those muscles stretched.
08:31What's that?
08:32We stand together.
08:34We play together.
08:36I think they're our rivals.
08:38We play together.
08:38We play together.
08:38We play together.
08:38We play together.
08:39Oh, my goodness.
08:41They're so loud.
08:42It's all just snagger.
08:43We're a confident team, and we're at the top of our game.
08:46Well said.
08:47Start agility.
08:48Sportmanship, sportsmanship, strategy, and speech.
08:51And we've got that and more.
08:52We play together.
08:53We play together.
08:55We play together.
08:56We play together.
08:56We play together.
08:57He's so tall!
08:59His size doesn't matter.
09:01Think David and Goliath.
09:03You won that battle?
09:05We can do it, girls.
09:13Laddery girls chant, yes?
09:15Ready?
09:27Nancy, may I have a word?
09:34Of course.
09:36Look, Nancy, I'm sorry this is so last minute,
09:39but I've told Clarissa I don't want you to play in the game today.
09:43But why?
09:44It's going to be rough and aggressive with the boys.
09:47Don't worry, Mr Parker, there are boys in the orphanage.
09:51But these are Thackerton boys. They can be unkind.
09:55I don't mind. I don't want them hurting you.
09:57I don't mind what people say.
09:59They can be unkind to me every single day.
10:03I'm sorry, Nancy. Next time.
10:05Please, let me pause the game.
10:09I tell you what.
10:11Why don't you cut these up for half-time,
10:13then come out and join me as my lineswoman.
10:15See you out there.
10:25Morning, sir.
10:27You used to teach at our school, didn't you?
10:29I'm just for an easy life at the girls.
10:31I don't know what you mean by that.
10:32They're your equals in every way.
10:41Still time to forfeit before we thrash you.
10:44Mallory Tower's guards never give up.
10:46We're the best car to win.
10:47She will.
10:53Right. Sticks back to back.
10:55You can do this, Larissa!
10:57Let's do this!
10:59Let's do this!
11:01Sorry.
11:03Why, sorry!
11:05It's a game!
11:07Get back, Oscar!
11:09Get back, Oscar! Fight!
11:11Mind your language.
11:12That's a yellow card for misconduct.
11:13Come on!
11:14I'm sorry.
11:15Stop apologizing!
11:16Use your height!
11:17It's every day!
11:18Now!
11:19Mind your language.
11:20That's a yellow card for misconduct.
11:21Come on!
11:22Why are you?
11:23Larissa, keep it on me.
11:24Come on!
11:25Run for it!
11:26Larissa!
11:27Larissa!
11:28Larissa!
11:30Yeah!
11:31Yeah!
11:32Yes!
11:33Yes!
11:34Oh, Jane.
11:35Never mind.
11:36Never mind.
11:37I'm sorry.
11:38Back to the center.
11:40Start the way we mean to go on!
11:42We play together!
11:44We play together!
11:45We play together!
11:46We're the Thackerton Blues!
11:48We're the Thackerton Blues!
11:50Stay strong.
11:52If we believe we can,
11:54we're halfway there.
11:56Yes.
11:57Well done, boys.
11:58Well done.
11:59Nancy, the match has started.
12:00I know.
12:01But you should be on the pitch.
12:02Mr. Parkard doesn't think so.
12:04He's worried about me.
12:05Why?
12:06It's not the white match.
12:07The boys make me rough and unkind.
12:09Are you worried about playing rough boys?
12:10Of course not.
12:11Are you worried that they'll tease you?
12:12No.
12:13Do you want to play?
12:14Yes.
12:15And I told him, but he's the teacher.
12:17Where are you going?
12:18Well, I'm sure he thinks he's doing the right thing.
12:19But you know yourself best.
12:20He should respond.
12:21He should respond.
12:22He should respond.
12:23I know.
12:24I know.
12:25Don't say anything, Artie Kitty.
12:26It's so embarrassing.
12:27But he doesn't understand you.
12:28He's made an assumption.
12:29He's wrong.
12:30Please, Artie, don't.
12:31I can manage by myself.
12:32Oh.
12:33Oh.
12:34Oh.
12:35Oh.
12:36Oh.
12:37Oh.
12:38Oh.
12:39Oh.
12:40Oh.
12:41Oh.
12:42Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:45Oh.
12:46Oh.
12:47Oh.
12:48Oh.
12:49Oh.
12:50Oh.
12:51Oh.
12:52Oh.
12:53Oh.
12:54Oh.
12:55If you don't want me stepping in, then I won't.
12:57But I will come and find you after my rounds to see what's what.
13:03Too long.
13:04Not such a walkover.
13:05Come on.
13:06Your sister's quite something.
13:09Ball, please.
13:19Go, Oscar.
13:20Take it.
13:21Oh, I'm sorry.
13:22It's a game.
13:23Go.
13:24Go.
13:25Go, Oscar.
13:26Go.
13:27Look at that speed.
13:28Oscar can catch her up.
13:30Go.
13:31Go.
13:32Go.
13:33Go.
13:34Go.
13:35Go.
13:36Go.
13:37Go.
13:38Go.
13:39Go.
13:40Go.
13:41Go.
13:42Go.
13:43Go.
13:44Go.
13:45Go.
13:46Go.
13:47her. Let's go. That's it. Come on, girls. Thank you, Nancy. Perfect. Now, you can be
13:58my line for one. Actually, Mr. Parker, I want to play. We agreed this wasn't the right
14:03match for you. We never agreed, Mr. Parker. I really want to play. Let her play. She's
14:10good. Yes, we need her on the team. We can't leave Nancy off. She's a much better goalie
14:14than I am. I tried for the team and got here the same as F1L, so why are you treating me
14:21differently? All right, but I reserve the right to take you off if needed. Of course.
14:27That's decided then. Nancy Thomas, you're in goal. Thank you, Mr. Parker. You won't
14:34regret this. I promise. Good luck, Nancy.
14:36Hey, Kate. Well played. You're good? Right. You've proved your point. Can you let it go
14:49now? What do you mean? Do you have to go this far? Oh, poor Teddy being by a bunch of girls.
14:57It's not funny. It's just a game, Teddy. For you, maybe. For me, my reputation and school
15:04sporting career are at stake. Don't be so dramatic. I'm not. They could take my captaincy
15:09away if we lose. Over a fun charity match? You don't understand what it's like at my
15:14school. I will be a laughingstock. I will never live it down. What are you saying? I'm
15:20not saying anything. I'm just telling you what I'm up against. Are you asking me to lose
15:26on purpose? I'm not asking you to do anything. I just want you to know that if you do win,
15:32it could destroy me.
15:43Clarissa? What's wrong? Are you all right?
15:45actually, I don't feel good at all. My tummy's churning. Please, can you tell Mr. Parker
15:57that? I feel ill. I think I need to sit this next quarter off. Okay?
16:03Nancy! Nancy! It's great that you're playing! Yeah! Okay, let's go. Good pass, June. Take
16:27it. One more pass. One more pass. Come on. Give it. Get it back, Oscar. Fight! Come on,
16:33come on, come on. Come on now, girls. Tackle! Get him! Get! Tackle! Tackle! Go, Oscar,
16:39go! Go, go, go, go! Get back, get back, get into formation!
16:43Nancy! Nancy! What would you like to come off? I'm fine, Mr. Parker. I'm so sorry, I
16:52didn't mean for that to happen. Come on. Don't apologise. Well played. She's fine.
17:03Well done, Nancy. What's going on? Your goal is a pushover. Don't be so rude. Just do
17:09right. I've dealt with bigger boys than you. You can do it. Restart after my whistle. Oh, my
17:23goodness, my nerves can't take this. Come on, go, go! Nice! Come on, go, go! Take
17:29it. One more pass. Yes! Ah! Get it back. Oh, now he's got the ball. Stop him! Go! Yes,
17:37Oscar, yes! Stop him! Yes! Stop him! Come on, Nancy! Come on, Nancy! Come on,
17:44Nancy! Come on, Nancy! Come on, Nancy! Come on, Nancy! Come on, Nancy! Come on, Nancy!
17:52Half time? Well played, Nancy. The rule is... Yes! We've definitely got them worried. We're
18:06strong in defence, but we need goals. Yes, we need Clarissa. What's up with her? She
18:12said she felt sick, but she was fine until Teddy spoke to her. Let me go get her. We play
18:18together! We play together! We fight together! There you are, Clarissa. We need you. I'm
18:27not feeling very well. Did he bother upset you? Was he rude? He was rude to me. He basically
18:39asked me not to score. He said he would be destroyed if we beat him. Destroyed? That's
18:47ridiculous. He's just embarrassed to be presumed by his sister. He'll get over it. Maybe. Don't
18:56let him stop being yourself. I think you're right. Why shouldn't I do what I'm good at? Do
19:05I think I was right for you. Thank you, Nancy. Come on, let's go.
19:17Everything all right? Fine. First bit out of sorts after I chat earlier. But I'm better
19:23now. Trolley good. Nancy, could I have a moment? Mm-hmm. Bye. You made me feel really bad.
19:30You shouldn't have done that. But what? You know what you did, Teddy. It's not fair
19:37playing emotional games. Steady on. I was only explaining my situation. You manipulated
19:42me. It's not nice, it's not kind, and it's unsporting. I didn't mean it like that. Well,
19:49it's only your ego that will take a bruising if we win, isn't it? You won't actually be
19:54destroyed. It's not that simple. Yes, it is. Because it's a game. The best team wins,
20:01and whoever loses has to deal with it.
20:05H.I.
20:11H.I.
20:13Gals. Stay strong. Gals. Always give up. Come on, you got this Clarissa.
20:26Everyone spread out. Oscar! Intimidate! Go!
20:29Go!
20:30Tell them what you made of!
20:32Go!
20:33Go!
20:34Clarissa!
20:35Go Oscar!
20:36Go Oscar!
20:37Go Oscar!
20:38Go Oscar!
20:39Go Oscar!
20:40Go Oscar!
20:41Go!
20:42Go!
20:43Go!
20:44Don't do it yet!
20:45Go!
20:46Go!
20:47Go!
20:48Go!
20:49Go!
20:50Go!
20:51Go!
20:52Go!
20:53Go!
20:54Go!
20:55Go!
20:56Go!
20:57Go!
20:58Go!
20:59Dangerous shut!
21:00The goal is disallowed!
21:02Yeah!
21:05Why did you do that, you giant oaf?
21:07Do you want to lose?
21:08You did, Leach!
21:09Don't apologise, Oscar!
21:11You're the oaf shouting like that!
21:13You should say sorry to him!
21:17One minute of play left!
21:19Come on, Mallory Towers!
21:21One minute!
21:22Tim!
21:23Time's on the zigzag!
21:24Zigzag's coming up!
21:26What up?
21:27Nancy?
21:28Let's get a ghost!
21:29Let's get a ghost!
21:30Let's get a ghost!
21:31Let's get a ghost!
21:32Let's get a ghost!
21:33Come on!
21:34Come on!
21:35Come on!
21:36Someone!
21:37Come on!
21:38She's right there!
21:39Stop!
21:40Oscar!
21:41Go!
21:42Go!
21:43Stop!
21:44She's going!
21:45Go!
21:46She's going!
21:47To
21:55Mallory Towers!
21:56Mallory Towers are the winners!
21:59Never mind!
22:00No hard feelings!
22:01False on down!
22:02The girls won!
22:03She's winning!
22:04She's winning!
22:05She's losing!
22:10God damn!
22:11Oh no no no no!
22:12Oh no no no no no!
22:14Oh.
22:15What did you think of Nancy?
22:16Oh, she's a terrific player.
22:18You nearly didn't let her play.
22:20I was just trying to protect her.
22:21But I see now I made assumptions I shouldn't have.
22:25It's a thin line between protecting someone and curbing their freedom, Mr. Parker.
22:31I judged you quickly.
22:33I should have listened better.
22:35She's shone today.
22:37She's growing in confidence.
22:39Overwater, welcome!
22:41We see you in the hour!
22:45I just want to say...
22:56No sorries.
22:58Thank you for your word to Teddy.
23:02He deserved it.
23:04He's a nice chap, but his competitive side can bring out a monster.
23:08Well played, sis.
23:11Like I didn't fold under your tactics.
23:14I'm sorry.
23:15No big brother wants to be beaten by his younger sister.
23:18You must understand that.
23:20Sort of.
23:21But no little sister wants to act small, just so their big brother feels better.
23:26You're good.
23:27You play like a boy.
23:30Teddy, why a boy?
23:33Why can't you just say I'm a good athlete?
23:36You're right.
23:37In that level playing field, the girls can beat the boys.
23:42We're the stronger team.
23:46Thank you all for a thrilling match.
23:50Well played, both sides.
23:52It was very close, but in the end, the girls had the edge.
23:56Mallory Towers are the champions!
23:58Well, now, it gives me great pleasure to donate the money raised by Mallory Towers to the Wrens.
24:11Finally, after much consideration, the woman of the match is Nancy Thomas.
24:22The war.
24:23Well to play.
24:24Well done, Nancy.
24:28I owe you an apology, Nets.
24:30I'm glad you stood up for yourself and got to play.
24:32You really shot.
24:33Thank you, Mr. Parker.
24:34I told you what you were going to do, didn't I?
24:35This isn't for me.
24:38This is for us all.
24:40Best team ever.
24:47The war is one for all.
24:49We are Mallory Towers.
24:50The war is one for all.
24:52Make it to the end.
25:05Go to the end.
25:20Tell us how he is.
25:21You won't.
25:21Go to the end.
25:22Go to the end.
25:25This is for all.
25:27This is for all.
25:30You won't.
25:31The war is one for all.
25:32You won't.
25:34You won't.
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