- 23 hours ago
Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00I'm sorry, please.
00:02Please, please.
00:04Please, please.
00:06Please, please.
00:08Please, please.
00:10Oh!
00:12Eda mia!
00:14Excuse me, ragazzi.
00:16Forgive me, forgive me.
00:18I'm so clumsy today.
00:20Excuse me, cara.
00:22Excuse me, cara.
00:24Welcome to Sicily, eh?
00:28Idiot.
00:34Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hm?
00:42What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:58I'm talking to the hotel.
01:00Hey, you! Wait!
01:02Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:10No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:12We're Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:18Just showing me.
01:20Like moving.
01:22Oh!
01:27Jim!
01:28Hold up!
01:29Jesus!
01:30TaxI!
01:32Madam, who was walking to the hotel its whole house?
01:34Family, why don't I get to go?
01:35I don't think I always want to try the 최근.
01:36Yep!
01:37I have no idea.
01:38God, don't I Rogers.
01:39So, let me know.
01:40I am here at the hotel right now.
01:41I am here at the hotel.
01:42Thanks,avi.
01:43Come.
01:44We are!
01:45Howếu situación I've been in to sleep?
01:46Signore, you dropped this.
01:54Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the right to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:03Let's go.
02:06Please.
02:10Amoni.
02:16Wait.
02:23Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me?
02:43You just kidnapped me.
02:46Hey!
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:10So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:23Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:31Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, Guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:06You were planning the escape yourself.
04:13That's none of your business.
04:17Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, Commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just she and I, she...
04:36and I, she...
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:39What?
04:42Hey.
04:52Hey, you see?
04:53Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:56I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the dust.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No.
05:03I respect you, senor.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:07Guarda, I love her.
05:08She's my life.
05:09She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Vasta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:19No.
05:20No.
05:21That's true.
05:22Yeah.
05:23I'm his fiancée.
05:24Bravo.
05:25Bravo.
05:26I sent it.
05:27I sent it.
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30No.
05:31No.
05:32That's true.
05:33That's more true.
05:34Signore Caruso.
05:35That's true.
05:36You're Cecilia.
05:37I'm Cecilia.
05:38She.
05:39Allora.
05:40So when's the wedding?
05:41Tomorrow.
05:42Oh.
05:43Oh.
05:44Then I'll come to celebration.
05:45But.
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And now we'll be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:58Adomani.
05:59Laura has sent it.
06:00Mateo's husband.
06:01Hey.
06:02Santa Maria.
06:03Am I such a bad kisser?
06:04I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:09Tranquilla.
06:10Tranquilla.
06:11Bella.
06:12You're a tourist.
06:13They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:15Now you see Cecilia.
06:16Hey, listen.
06:17You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:19I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:20So either we'll go back to the jail or go back to the jail.
06:25Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:28Bravo.
06:29What's wrong with you?
06:30Once.
06:31Just once.
06:32Even after the prayer we hit three times.
06:34What's wrong with you?
06:35Once.
06:36Just once.
06:37Even after the prayer we hit three times.
06:41What's wrong with you?
06:42What's wrong with you?
06:43Once.
06:44Just once.
06:45Even after the prayer we hit three times.
06:48What godforsaken place is this?
06:50What?
06:51This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
06:54Da Lucia.
06:55What wedding?
06:56Francesco.
06:57Francesco.
06:58Ciao, fratello.
06:59Uh.
07:00Adesso.
07:01Meet my bride.
07:02Hi.
07:03Americano.
07:04Oh, Francesco.
07:05Si.
07:06Cento per cento americano.
07:07Matteo.
07:08You drive me insane.
07:09Cosa?
07:10You disappear for weeks.
07:11You steal!
07:13And now today you bring this americana.
07:14You call bride into our family tavena.
07:15Ora non parliamo italiano.
07:16We speak inglese for you Americano.
07:17Ma, fratello.
07:18Fratello.
07:19Oh.
07:20Ma basta.
07:21Fratello, she's family right now.
07:46How could you?
07:47We have enough.
07:48Just you! This is our family cafe. I'm the only one working here while you're off doing God knows what. What is in your head?
07:56You know the echo here is too loud because this table is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:05Sick of this. I'm so sick of this. Maybe if you actually help me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:13Work here yourself and earn for your damn wedding!
08:26So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe. You're doing great.
08:39This is not just a cafe. That's my father's life. My mother's. My brother's and mine.
08:52Oh.
08:53A nice deal just to cover the depths. Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:02You know what? My brother's right. You're Americana. You'll never understand.
09:09Yeah, I... I...
09:14There was something familiar in this boy.
09:18Boy, what did you say?
09:20Oh, yes. Shattered dreams of a happy family where you're valued and loved.
09:28Are this your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
09:54Or mine, Papa.
10:00Yes.
10:01Or mine, Papa.
10:14There was always a sea of people here.
10:17A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:20But after they died, it's a lens. They always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive.
10:31There will be new life. New weddings, new people.
10:35But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:41We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:53I know what it's like to live one life while drinking of another.
10:58I know what it's like to live.
11:00It's coincidence.
11:03Does not name인 America, Aen?
11:04So?
11:05As 정부's doing now.
11:07I missed on it...
11:09Two days.
11:13Two days.
11:14Two decades.
11:16Two months.
11:17Step into this whole region.
11:19You better understand it.
11:20One day.
11:21Two days for whole town or two.
11:22Do not!
11:25And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:36to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:55Maybe, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:06Ah, it was such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:14At the gates you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:25No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:44Hey!
12:49Arancini?
12:52No, no, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta na Norma.
12:57Oh, come here.
12:59Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:13But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked.
13:21The, the tavern emptied because of it.
13:24Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your
13:30future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:36Not a woman.
13:39An Angela, sent from the heaven.
13:45Hey.
13:46You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:51Maybe the Venice?
13:53Can you stop kissing me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:08Santa Maria.
14:12Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:16Damn internet.
14:17Damn Italy.
14:18Where is the police station?
14:19Damn Italy.
14:20Damn Italy.
14:21Damn Italy.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Damn Italy.
14:24Damn Italy.
14:25Damn Italy.
14:26Oh, hey you.
14:27I've been robbed.
14:29Do something.
14:30Right now.
14:31This is Sicily, my friend.
14:32If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already, and I don't want
14:44that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:49My wife missing too.
14:52Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:57Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:02Case closed.
15:04That's it?
15:06If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:10In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao.
15:14American.
15:15Hey, you, you.
15:16Ma che cosa?
15:17You're a local, right?
15:18Si.
15:19I need the car.
15:20I find my wife.
15:22Basta.
15:23Non capisco.
15:24No more Americano.
15:25I will pay you.
15:26If you find her.
15:27My wife.
15:28I will pay you.
15:29I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:31My wife.
15:33Allora.
15:34Mateo.
15:35Francesco.
15:36Francesco.
15:37As if wallets weren't enough.
15:38You're stealing wives now to...
15:39Basta, basta.
15:40Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:41I didn't steal her.
15:42I love her.
15:43Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:44We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
15:45But she saved our tower.
15:48Ma che cosa?
15:49Ja, va dia.
15:50Andiamo qua.
15:51Guarda, basti.
15:52Guarda e...
15:52vai vai vai vai.
15:53!
15:54Ei!
15:54Eh!
16:08Ey!
16:09Eh!
16:10Ey!
16:12Francesco, vale, vale!
16:12Yesssie-
16:13lo reed is the application.
16:16I melted into that place, into the walls.
16:33The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth.
16:45Everything I ever dreamed of.
16:49And I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:56Hey, good evening.
16:59We'll see you later.
17:01Bye, bye.
17:02Don't forget to come tomorrow, yes?
17:04Yes.
17:05Bye.
17:06Bye.
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you.
17:14Just like as we all are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani.
17:20A domani.
17:21Ciao.
17:22Ciao.
17:23Ciao.
17:24Ciao.
17:25Ciao.
17:26Ciao.
17:27Ciao.
17:28Ciao.
17:29Ciao.
17:30Ciao.
17:31Ciao.
17:32Ciao.
17:33Ciao.
17:34Ciao.
17:36Ciao.
17:37Ciao.
17:38Ciao.
17:39Ciao.
17:40Ciao.
17:40Ciao.
17:40Ciao.
17:41Ciao.
17:41Ciao.
17:42Ciao.
17:42Ciao.
17:43Ciao.
17:44Ciao.
17:45Ciao.
17:46Ciao.
17:47Ciao.
17:48Ciao.
17:49Ciao.
17:49Ciao.
17:49Ciao.
17:50Ciao.
17:50Ciao.
17:51Ciao.
17:53Well, this all needs clean up.
17:55See.
17:56But you know you're in Italy.
17:58Nobody's in heart here.
18:02And nobody's in hurry here.
18:25He stole me just to give me my dream.
18:29And I was afraid to close my eyes, afraid to breathe, to move.
18:59Because I knew this dream had to end tomorrow.
19:04Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:09Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:11Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:12Bellissimo.
19:13Bellissimo.
19:14Si, signora Giordana.
19:15This is our mother.
19:16We kept it in our family home.
19:17For you, because you are a family now.
19:21Si, si, si.
19:22Si.
19:23Si.
19:24Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:25Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:26Bellissimo.
19:27Si, signora Giordana.
19:28This is our mother.
19:29We kept it in our family home.
19:30For you.
19:31Because you are a family now.
19:32Si, si, si.
19:33Si.
19:34Va bene.
19:35Ci vediamo.
19:36Allora.
19:37Allora.
19:39I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
19:44But I couldn't.
19:46I couldn't.
19:48I couldn't.
19:50I couldn't.
19:51I couldn't.
19:53I couldn't.
19:54I couldn't.
19:55I couldn't.
19:58I couldn't.
20:00You couldn't.
20:03I couldn't.
20:05I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.
20:35You see, Sicilian police always help those in me, but not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:44Scusi!
20:47You've got to be kidding me!
20:55Ciao tutti!
21:05And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:20The bride.
21:23I stood there looking into his eyes, and I realized that for the first time in my life, I had met the one who made me happy.
21:33Forgive me. I'm so clumsy today, Miss Cousy.
21:38His first hug.
21:43His first touch.
21:46She's my fiancé.
21:48What?
21:49His first kiss.
21:53The way he looked at me.
21:56His tenderness.
21:58And what happened between us that night.
22:08I dreamed of being with him.
22:16But I couldn't.
22:17I only had one thing to say.
22:20I can't.
22:24I'm sorry, I...
22:26I can't become part of your big family.
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived, and I...
22:34I deceive you all.
22:35I'm married.
22:40It's all fake, and...
22:42Matteo only helped me to escape my husband.
22:46So you lied to me after all?
22:48No, no, Kamisani, I was married.
22:49No, no, he did it for me.
22:51I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's...
22:56Because I'm the one with a husband.
22:58And here he is!
23:00Hmm?
23:02Darling.
23:03It's all right.
23:05Hmm?
23:06Come with me.
23:07And we...
23:08Leave this country.
23:10Dammit.
23:11Town.
23:12Right now.
23:14Okay?
23:16Forgive me for lying to me.
23:18I'm sorry.
23:20I'm sorry.
23:22I'm sorry.
23:23I'm sorry.
23:25I'm sorry.
23:31Hey, wait.
23:34What if it's not a lie?
23:37Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:40Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:44Kara, listen.
23:46Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:50What?
23:51What did you say?
23:53All above?
23:54She's married!
23:56She's married, for Christ's sake!
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:00I don't care who you are to him, but...
24:03Right now you're here.
24:05Incessible.
24:06Among three seas, among my family and...
24:08And my tavern.
24:10And I want all this to be yours.
24:14Hear me.
24:16I am yours.
24:18And I want you to be my angel.
24:20I'm there.
24:21Hey!
24:22Are you invisible?
24:23Huh?
24:24You a cop, do something!
24:25Faster!
24:27If they say their vows here, in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses,
24:35then your legal marriage is nothing!
24:38Nothing!
24:39My child, have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:45We were about to, so...
24:47Dan!
24:48It's up to you.
24:51Let me be your husband.
24:55Yes.
24:57I said yes.
24:58What?
24:59It's illegal!
25:00It's illegal!
25:01Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:09It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:15Remember that.
25:18I'm Kira.
25:20And this is my Italian love story.
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