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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Movie
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00:00Please, please.
00:02Please, please, please, please.
00:04Please, please, please.
00:06Please, please, please.
00:08Please, please, please.
00:10Oh!
00:12Veda mia!
00:14Mi scusi, ragazzi!
00:16Forgive me, forgive me.
00:18I'm so clumsy today.
00:20Mi scusi, cara, huh?
00:22Mi scusi, cara.
00:24Oh!
00:26Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:28Idiot.
00:34Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hm?
00:42What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:58I'm talking to the hotel.
01:00Hey, you! Wait!
01:02Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:10No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:12We're Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16Oh, honey, you have it.
01:18Ciao!
01:20Damn it!
01:22The wall is gone.
01:24We are broke now.
01:26Happy?
01:28What are you looking at, huh?
01:30Other guy? Undoing your dress?
01:32Where you did let the lead?
01:34This is your fault.
01:36I'm sorry.
01:38Senor!
01:40You dropped this.
01:42Thanks.
01:44So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
01:46Uh, yeah.
01:48Put the suitcase in.
01:50Bye-bye.
01:52Please.
01:53I'm sorry.
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55You dropped this.
01:56Thanks.
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Bye-bye.
02:06Please.
02:10I'm hungry.
02:23Wait.
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me?
02:43You just kidnapped me!
02:44Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:51God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I just thought you were a thief.
03:07Well, actually I am.
03:10So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:25Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, Guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:03You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:27Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, Camisario.
04:33I didn't drop anyone.
04:34We're just...
04:35She and I, she...
04:36And I, she...
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:39What?
04:40What?
04:50Hey.
04:52Hey, you see?
04:54Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:56I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No.
05:03I respect you, senor.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09Senora, she's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Bastard.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:19No.
05:20Uh, no.
05:21Uh, that's true.
05:22Yeah.
05:23I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Ma brava.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Ah, no.
05:31That's rude.
05:32That's more true.
05:33Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:34You're Cecilia.
05:35I'm Cecilia.
05:36She...
05:37When's the wedding?
05:38It's tomorrow.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:43Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But, beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:57Laura, I sent it.
05:58Mateus, excuse me.
05:59Hey, Santa Maria.
06:00Am I such a bad kisser?
06:01I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:03Tranquilla.
06:04Tranquilla.
06:05Bella, you're a tourist.
06:06They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:07Now you see Cecilia.
06:08Yeah?
06:09Hey, listen.
06:10You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:11I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:12So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:17Bravo.
06:18What's wrong with you?
06:19Once, just once.
06:20He won't go back to your husband.
06:21I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:22They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:23Now you see Cecilia.
06:24Hey, listen.
06:25You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:26I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:27So either we're saving each other.
06:29Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:32Bravo.
06:41What's wrong with you?
06:44Once, just once.
06:46Just once! Even after the prayer we kissed three times!
06:57What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What? This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:03Yeah, Lucia. What wedding?
07:06Francesco!
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:11Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:16Americano.
07:18Oh, Francesco, sì. Cento per cento americano.
07:23Matteo, you drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal!
07:32And now today you bring this americana.
07:34You call bride and your family taverna.
07:37Ora, non parliamo italiano.
07:38We speak inglese for the Americano.
07:40Ma, fratello, fratello!
07:42Ma basta!
07:43Fratello, she's family right now.
07:45How could you?
07:46We have enough, we just do.
07:48This is our family cafe.
07:50I'm the only one working here while you're off doing God knows what.
07:54What is in your head, fratello?
07:56Ma sai, no lanzaare la voce con me così, huh?
07:58Hey!
07:59Hey!
08:00You know the echo key here is too loud because this taver is always empty.
08:03Da!
08:04Basta!
08:05I'm sick of this!
08:06I'm so sick of this!
08:08I'm so sick of this!
08:09Maybe if you actually have been on a verge of bankruptcy!
08:17Work here yourself.
08:18And for your dumb wedding!
08:22Okay.
08:23So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:38This is not just a cafe.
08:39That's my father's life.
08:40My mother's.
08:41My brother's and mine.
08:42Oh.
08:43And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:46Because that's the only way I can save this place.
08:48You know what?
08:49My brother's right.
08:50You're Americana.
08:51You'll never understand.
08:52Yeah, I...
08:53I...
08:54I...
08:55I...
08:56I...
08:57I...
08:58I...
08:59I...
09:00I...
09:01I...
09:02I...
09:03I...
09:04I...
09:05I...
09:06I...
09:07I...
09:08I...
09:09I...
09:11I...
09:12I...
09:13I...
09:14I...
09:15There was something familiar in this boy.
09:17Boor kamisei!
09:18Oh yes.
09:20Shattered dreams of a happy family...
09:25where you are valued...
09:27and loved.
09:29I...
09:31Are these your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
10:00Yes.
10:01Come on, Papa.
10:14There was always a sea of people here.
10:17A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:23But after they died, they always wanted me and my brother to keep the tower in the
10:30life.
10:31And there will be new life, new weddings, new people.
10:35But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tower in life.
10:44To recreate Mama's cookies.
10:45I know what it's like to live one life while dreaming of another.
10:57That's all.
10:58It's like a farmer.
11:02I know what it is.
11:03It is.
11:04But it's like a game of any kind.
11:06Let's go.
11:07And there, in a cozy little corner,
11:32hit the family's biggest secret.
11:34One I was trying to solve.
11:38Not knowing it would change my life
11:41and the lives of everyone around me.
11:52Signora Giordano, signora Giordano,
11:55maybe order something else.
11:57Anything at all.
12:04Mom, with such a cold heart,
12:08you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates, you will see the same sign.
12:15Close.
12:15Mark my words.
12:16What?
12:22No.
12:26No, no, no.
12:28It couldn't be.
12:43Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:52No, no, no, no, no.
12:53Caponade.
12:55Pasta alla norma.
12:57Oh, come here.
12:59Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:02But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I,
13:15we tried to cook it many times,
13:17hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked.
13:21The tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern,
13:26but your mother,
13:28she must have left the recipes
13:29for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:38Not a woman.
13:41An Angelo sent from the heaven.
13:44An Angelo sent from the heaven.
13:46Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:51Maybe the Venice?
14:04Can you stop kissing me
14:06for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:10Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:20Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:29Oh, hey, you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:39If I went looking for every lost wallet,
14:41I'd have lost ten kilos already,
14:43and I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:49But my wife missing, too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:05If they don't show up in three days,
15:09then come back.
15:10In the meantime,
15:11send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao, Americano.
15:17Hey, you.
15:18You're a local, right?
15:21See, I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26I don't understand.
15:27No more Americano.
15:28I will pay you.
15:30If you find her,
15:32my wife.
15:33Allora?
15:45Mateo!
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallet's weren't enough,
15:51you're stealing wives now to...
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:55I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:57Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she's saved.
16:03Our tower.
16:05But what?
16:06Let's go.
16:07Let's go.
16:08Let's go.
16:08Let's go.
16:09Let's go.
16:10Let's go.
16:10Let's go.
16:11Let's go.
16:11Let's go.
16:11Francesco, let's go.
16:12Let's go.
16:12Let's go.
16:13Let's go.
16:13Let's go.
16:13Let's go.
16:21I melted into that place.
16:24Into the walls.
16:32The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family worm.
16:45Everything I ever dreamed of.
16:48And I melted into his eyes.
16:53Irrevocably and completely.
16:56Eh, buona serata.
16:59Ci vediamo dopo.
17:00Ciao, ciao.
17:02Non dimenticate di venire domani, sì?
17:04Sì.
17:05Ciao.
17:05Ciao.
17:06Ciao.
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you.
17:14Just like as we all are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19Adomani.
17:20Adomani, ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:23Ciao.
17:23Ciao.
17:24Ciao.
17:25Ciao.
17:26Mamma.
17:28Grazie.
17:29Grazie, mamma.
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from Abel.
17:37We're an Angelo.
17:39Yeah, yeah.
17:40Well, this all needs, you know?
17:58Si.
17:58But you know, you're in Italy.
18:02Nobody's in her here.
18:05He stole me just to give me my dream, and I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:22He stole me just to give me my dream, and I was afraid to close my eyes, afraid to breathe, to move.
18:38Because I knew the stream had to end tomorrow.
18:59Because I knew the stream had to end tomorrow.
19:00Because I knew the stream had to end tomorrow.
19:04奇EQ
19:05Oh, why?
19:11Yeah, yeah.
19:11What are you doing again?
19:13Oh, this address will do...
19:16Huh?
19:17But what is it?
19:19American health.
19:21But what is it?
19:23Why are you in distress?
19:25Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:27Beautiful, Francesco.
19:29Beautiful.
19:31Yes, signora Giordana.
19:33This is our mothers.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you, because you are a family now.
19:43Yes, yes, yes.
19:45Yes.
19:49Okay, we'll see you.
19:51Then...
19:59I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:03But I couldn't.
20:05I couldn't keep saving these people
20:09just to save myself.
20:15Hey, hey!
20:17Wait!
20:19Uh...
20:21You promised to help me.
20:23I sent you my wife's photo,
20:25and you didn't even reply.
20:27Oh, strange.
20:29I never received anything.
20:31Wait!
20:33Are you going to help me or not?
20:35Are you going to help me or not?
20:37You see...
20:39Sicilian police always help those in me.
20:41But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:45Scusi!
20:47You've got to be kidding me!
20:49What?
20:51What?
20:53What?
20:55What?
20:56Ciao tutti!
20:57Hey!
20:59And now, with all the blessings from above,
21:13the bride.
21:15I stood there looking into his eyes,
21:27and I realized that for the first time in my life,
21:31I had met the one who made me happy.
21:33Forgive me.
21:34Forgive me.
21:35I'm so clumsy today, Miss Cousy.
21:37His first hug.
21:39His first touch.
21:45The way he looked at me.
21:55His tenderness.
21:57And what happened between us that night.
22:01I dreamed of being with him.
22:09I dreamed of being with him.
22:13But I couldn't.
22:17I only had one thing to say.
22:19I can't.
22:23I'm sorry.
22:25I...
22:27I can't become part of your big family.
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived and I...
22:33I deceive you all.
22:37I'm married.
22:39It's all vacant.
22:41Matteo only helped me to escape my husband.
22:45So you lied to me after all?
22:47No, no, Kamisani.
22:49No, no, he did it for me.
22:51I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision,
22:55and if anyone deserves a punishment this morning.
22:59Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:01And here he is!
23:03Hmm?
23:05Darling.
23:07It's alright.
23:09Hmm?
23:10Come with me.
23:11And we...
23:12Leave this country.
23:14Dammit.
23:15Town.
23:16Right now.
23:17Okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me.
23:25I'm sorry.
23:27Hey, wait.
23:28What if it's...
23:29Not a lie?
23:30Maybe...
23:31You're not here by an accident.
23:32Maybe someone above...
23:33Brought us together here.
23:34Kara, listen.
23:35Only you could...
23:36Bring...
23:37Life back to this place...
23:38And change me.
23:39What?
23:40What is it saying?
23:41All above?
23:42She's married!
23:43She's married!
23:44Christ's sake!
23:45I...
23:46I don't care what papers you have signed to.
23:48I don't care who you are to him.
23:49But...
23:50Right now, you're here.
23:52Incessible.
23:53Among three C's...
23:54Among my family and...
23:55...And my Tavern...
23:56And I want all this to be yours.
23:57Only you could...
23:58You brought us together here.
23:59Kara, listen.
24:00Only you could...
24:01Bring...
24:02Life back to this place...
24:03...And...
24:04And change me.
24:05What?
24:06What did you say?
24:07All of the above?
24:08She's married!
24:09She's married!
24:10She's married!
24:11Christ's sake!
24:12I don't care what papers you have signed to.
24:14Hear me.
24:16I am yours.
24:18And I want you to be my angel.
24:21Hey! Are you invisible?
24:24You a cop! Do something!
24:25Faster!
24:27If they say their vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses,
24:35then your legal marriage is nothing!
24:39My child, have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:45We were about to so dead. It's up to you.
24:51Let me be a husband.
24:55Yes. I said yes.
24:57What? It's illegal!
24:59It's illegal!
25:05Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:09It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:15Remember that.
25:18I'm Kira.
25:20And this is my Italian love story.
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