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Cooking Up a Royal Storm
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00:01:00Oh, my god.
00:01:02Oh, my god.
00:01:03What happened?
00:01:05I'm so tired.
00:01:07How does the hell look?
00:01:09I'm so tired.
00:01:11My mother...
00:01:12My mother...
00:01:14You're so good.
00:01:15Your mind is because of the storm.
00:01:17The storm didn't work well.
00:01:19How did you hear me?
00:01:30蘇雅
00:01:37這是我看的小雙女主嗎?
00:01:39我不會...
00:01:40摔月了吧?
00:01:42看來我穿成了書裡這個開局就死了的冷宮妃子
00:01:49不行,我可不想一輩子留在這裡,得想個法子,見那個皇爺爺
00:01:54娘娘,這話不能說,這可是要被砍頭的大罪
00:01:58我說出聲了?
00:02:00陛下,您就吃一口吧
00:02:08撤了吧,朕吃不少
00:02:10撤了吧
00:02:13撤了吧
00:02:17撤了吧
00:02:23撤了吧
00:02:29撤?
00:02:39撤,他們是怎麼把雞腿都做得這麼難吃的呀,還得本姑娘自己出馬
00:02:46撤的
00:02:51Um
00:02:52Uh
00:02:53He
00:02:54ed
00:02:57已经三更了
00:03:05陛下可是要用些宵夜
00:03:07不必了
00:03:08朕出去走走
00:03:10不必跟着
00:03:13陛下这整日不吃不喝的
00:03:17这可如何是好啊
00:03:18三更了,怎么还有人在御膳房?
00:03:37真香啊
00:03:39怎么连个牢躁都没有啊
00:03:45这颗
00:03:46起来说话
00:03:53好巧啊你,你也是来吃饭的
00:03:59你,我怎么看你有点眼熟
00:04:03没有没有,肯定没有,你一定是看错了
00:04:11好帅啊
00:04:20是你在说话,明明无人说话,朕为何能听见声音
00:04:28瞧着鼻子,这眼睛这么水的呀,怎么长得跟男大学生似的
00:04:34男,大学生又是猴我
00:04:36看他这打扮不会是太监吧
00:04:38
00:04:39
00:04:40嗯,肯定不是,这么帅的脸多浪费
00:04:43你不认识
00:04:44你得是侍卫吧
00:04:45他就不认识着
00:04:46有趣
00:04:54十位大哥,我是那个宫的宫女
00:04:56我叫
00:04:58小的叫汤圆
00:04:59我就是太饿了,所以出来找点吃的
00:05:02哎呀,您就别告诉上面了
00:05:04拜托,拜托
00:05:07这个是我做的汤圆
00:05:09您辛苦了,您找找
00:05:17溜了,溜了,要是狗黎发现,肯定会到我的头
00:05:21你说什么,这怎么可能会
00:05:23嗯,陛下,您就吃一口吧
00:05:29朕每日都不用饭,身子怎么扛得住啊
00:05:33朕跟你说了,朕没胃口
00:05:34朕前日,让你打听那个宫女,如何了
00:05:42奴才已经让人去西边所有住人的宫中问过了
00:05:46都说,没有一位叫汤圆的小宫女
00:05:50废话,连个人都找不到
00:05:52陛下,哎呀,陛下
00:05:56怎么才能争宠呢
00:05:59书里写的是,狗黄帝举办跟我比赛
00:06:03有个妃子大放异彩
00:06:04一鸣惊人,还就我这小身板
00:06:08我只会调广播体操啊
00:06:11难道我要去打一套军体拳
00:06:14哈,哈,哈,哈
00:06:18娘娘怎么像变了一个人
00:06:21狗黄帝,烦死了
00:06:23娘娘竟然叫陛下
00:06:26皇子
00:06:31朕记得,那位苏家女是不是住在此处
00:06:35正是
00:06:36陛下,苏小姐得了封闭啊,还是不要
00:06:39朕记得了,她一入宫,苏家便出了事
00:06:43如今一个人住在这里也是可怜
00:06:45索性今日无事,转去看看
00:06:47一,二,三,四,五,六,七,八,二,二,三,四
00:06:54陛下
00:06:56哎呀,哪个不长眼的奴才,砸了砸家的脑袋
00:07:05经了圣驾,还不快给我滚出来
00:07:08什么情况,我皇帝怎么来了
00:07:11行了
00:07:15开门,开门,开门
00:07:17陛下驾到,还不快出来接驾
00:07:20小陛下驾,你帮我顶住啊,我去换他衣服
00:07:25开门
00:07:26开门
00:07:28开门
00:07:36哦,你走了不眨眼睛啊
00:07:41你怎么在眨眼
00:07:46侍卫大哥,江湖救津,那边有人要杀我
00:07:49你救救我吧,拜托,拜托,我请你吃饭
00:07:51哎呀,求你了
00:07:52他竟还不知道朕的身份
00:07:54幼稚
00:07:55行,我去帮你这一回
00:07:57人呐
00:08:00人呐
00:08:05
00:08:16大哥
00:08:17你是这个
00:08:19
00:08:25玉山坊,走起
00:08:28就可以占狗皇帝的便宜喽
00:08:36
00:08:40怎么样,好吃吗
00:08:41嗯,醉
00:08:42上课吧
00:08:45这味道,跟他的不太一样
00:08:54陛下,您要不再尝尝那一块
00:08:57还没有他的消息吧
00:08:58奴才已经差人在各宫问过了
00:09:01都没有一位叫汤元的宫女呢
00:09:03有了陛下,奴才知道怎么寻了宫女了
00:09:09咱们啊,在宫中举办一个厨艺大赛
00:09:12各宫无论是妃嫔还是宫女,均有权参加
00:09:16胜者有赏
00:09:17既然这位汤元小姐喜爱抛上
00:09:20咱们便举办厨艺大赛
00:09:22信任她前来
00:09:23陛下觉得如何
00:09:25如此
00:09:26
00:09:27
00:09:27
00:09:28什么
00:09:29后皇帝要举办厨艺大赛
00:09:32尿尿尿
00:09:33嗯,好好好,我不说了就是了
00:09:36哼,我这些天苦量能武钻什么呀
00:09:39您那哪是跳舞呀
00:09:42
00:09:43一二三四
00:09:45五六七八
00:09:47二二三四
00:09:49匆忙的天涯是我的爱
00:09:53当当当
00:09:54观众们,请起
00:09:56你们的,双手
00:09:58简直就是跳大神
00:10:00
00:10:01
00:10:02
00:10:03算我倒霉,这虫不正也罢了
00:10:05我就混只等死吧
00:10:08娘娘
00:10:09我听说,这次厨艺大赛的圣者还有奖呢
00:10:13是什么
00:10:14西域进贡的荔枝
00:10:15
00:10:16还有香药百两
00:10:18
00:10:19还有黄金鲜两
00:10:21
00:10:22女人
00:10:24我开始感兴趣了
00:10:26下一个
00:10:31都别着急
00:10:33一个个来
00:10:34陛下
00:10:35别急
00:10:36肯定会找到的
00:10:37
00:10:38我这种身份
00:10:44不会被人发现吧
00:10:46大家都是宫女
00:10:47你以为你自己有几分姿色又能如何
00:10:50真是可笑
00:10:51不会是在说我吧
00:10:52说你怎么了
00:10:53一个宫女
00:10:54一副狐媚子像
00:10:55真不知道是哪个宫的
00:10:57要是被管事某某看到了
00:10:58有你受的
00:10:59你凭什么说我家娘
00:11:00你凭什么说我家娘
00:11:01小姐
00:11:02小姐
00:11:03我看是昌馆里的小姐吧
00:11:05
00:11:06小桃
00:11:06别跟这种小NPC计较
00:11:08说你连她的名字都没交代
00:11:10你说是吧
00:11:11
00:11:12
00:11:12A
00:11:13净说些怪话
00:11:14真是疯子
00:11:15
00:11:16下一个
00:11:17
00:11:18
00:11:19罢了
00:11:20我看她根本就不在此说
00:11:22陛下
00:11:23
00:11:28
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00:11:39
00:11:40小桃
00:11:45
00:11:46小桃
00:11:47现在连上午都没到呢
00:11:48你带我来这么早干嘛呀
00:12:02娘娘
00:12:03咱们本来就没钱打点
00:12:04只能排到午时后才能进玉膳房
00:12:07你看
00:12:08她们都跟咱们一样
00:12:09再不早些
00:12:10
00:12:11万一陛下选出了回首
00:12:12
00:12:13您还如何
00:12:15让陛下回心转意呀
00:12:18哎呀
00:12:19你们娘娘我做的东西啊
00:12:21是天底下独一份的
00:12:23我才不信有人尝过
00:12:24放心吧
00:12:26
00:12:27
00:12:28苏大车充满一个铃链
00:12:30不信狗皇帝不爱
00:12:32
00:12:50哎呀
00:12:51哎呀
00:12:53哎呀
00:12:54哎呀
00:12:55颜儿啊
00:12:55都两个多时辰了
00:12:57还选不出魁兽吗
00:12:59哎家觉得
00:13:00真飞宫中盛上来的玲瓏八宝鸭
00:13:03就甚好
00:13:04这是什么菜呀
00:13:10此物名叫方便面
00:13:12
00:13:13这是何名
00:13:14真是有识体统
00:13:16还不速速撤下
00:13:17慢着
00:13:19朕倒觉得方便面这名字挺有意思
00:13:23呈上了吗
00:13:24
00:13:25还不速速撤下
00:13:43没看见皇帝都已经
00:13:45
00:13:53谁做的
00:13:55叫他来进去
00:13:56你可知
00:14:00鸡椎是何等大算
00:14:01陛下饶命啊
00:14:03陛下
00:14:03陛下饶命啊
00:14:04若是毕那个狗
00:14:07陛下
00:14:10知道我从流出冷宫
00:14:12他肯定会
00:14:13看来我脑袋的
00:14:14看来我脑袋的
00:14:15待会你替我去
00:14:17领完赏之后
00:14:18咱们姐俩去吃烤肉
00:14:19
00:14:20我不能出卖娘娘
00:14:22娘娘她
00:14:23陛下
00:14:25恕奴婢不能告知陛下
00:14:27求陛下责罚
00:14:35大哥大哥
00:14:36那个魁首怎么还没出来啊
00:14:37什么魁首啊
00:14:38这宫女貌名顶替被陛下察觉
00:14:41估计啊该拉下去砍头了
00:14:43什么
00:14:47陛下面前还敢遮遮掩掩
00:14:48这可是欺君之罪
00:14:49来人
00:14:50拖下来
00:14:51照避
00:14:52照避
00:14:55还好
00:14:59住手
00:15:01小桃
00:15:02你让开
00:15:03娘娘
00:15:04不就是替我淋了个赏吗
00:15:06你们凭什么看她脑袋
00:15:09是你
00:15:10是你
00:15:11是她
00:15:16是你啊
00:15:17是为的
00:15:22路人
00:15:23NBC 1
00:15:24NBC 2
00:15:26提肚子坏水飞
00:15:27
00:15:28老妖婆
00:15:30我靠
00:15:32是大兄弟不会是口皇帝
00:15:35
00:15:36陛下
00:15:37这人这么不守规矩
00:15:39成何体统
00:15:41母后
00:15:42此事
00:15:43朕自有足道
00:15:44如此说了安
00:15:45这顿方便面
00:15:46是你做的
00:15:48那便受赏吧
00:15:51
00:15:51你不砍我脑袋了
00:15:53趁在你心里
00:15:54那么爱砍别人脑袋
00:15:56不是不是
00:15:56当然不是了
00:15:58你在我心里啊
00:15:59可是
00:16:00人见人
00:16:01快点回开
00:16:02车见车吧
00:16:03不好意思
00:16:07穿台了
00:16:08
00:16:13不是金子吗
00:16:14
00:16:16这么说
00:16:17你不愿意受真的赏
00:16:19不是不是
00:16:20我要 我要
00:16:21既然魁首已经选出来了
00:16:23便散了
00:16:24这儿还有些事
00:16:25
00:16:28站住
00:16:33正着你还有些事情
00:16:36正着你还有些事情
00:16:40
00:16:47来了 来了
00:16:54太后娘娘
00:16:55苏妖
00:16:56苏妖她
00:16:57别乱了阵脚
00:16:58没想到
00:16:59她居然没死
00:17:01当年诬陷苏家的事情
00:17:03这事若是让皇帝知道
00:17:05后果不堪设想
00:17:07尽快想办法
00:17:09把它
00:17:10处理掉
00:17:11
00:17:12太尴尬了
00:17:15太尴尬了
00:17:16太尴尬了
00:17:17这个世界能不能保而生了人
00:17:18她怎么会是男主角
00:17:20或承认她长得帅
00:17:22但是跟电视剧里的皇帝
00:17:24完全不一样
00:17:25我的眼睛是长在头顶的吗
00:17:27好安静啊
00:17:28安静的闲一头
00:17:29
00:17:30你没表演
00:17:31不好意思啊
00:17:35是我没看见
00:17:36朕十七岁称帝
00:17:37大赦天下
00:17:38封赏有公之辰
00:17:40自登基以来
00:17:41未有半日偷闲
00:17:42你辛苦了
00:17:45兄弟
00:17:46朕知道
00:17:47皇家最重要的是开枝散叶
00:17:49绵延此次
00:17:50才能江山万年
00:17:51代代游人
00:17:52可后宫家力三千
00:17:55却无一人
00:17:56我靠
00:17:58不会吧 不会吧
00:17:59朕要你做朕的御用时光
00:18:01我不要当你老婆
00:18:02原来是当你的词子
00:18:09
00:18:10救命
00:18:11四岁
00:18:12你为什么说得这么快
00:18:13太尴尬了
00:18:15有没有动
00:18:16有没有动啊
00:18:17想找个电动
00:18:18钻进去
00:18:19不必惭愧
00:18:21在宫中
00:18:22肖想朕的女人
00:18:23比比皆是
00:18:24你只需要在朕进膳时伺候
00:18:27其余时间
00:18:28继续在冷宫做活
00:18:29你还怪贴心的
00:18:33朕虽然让你在御前伺候
00:18:36但是
00:18:37不该动的心思
00:18:40不要动
00:18:41是不就是让老娘打两份工
00:18:49看来不管是上辈子还是这辈子
00:18:52都逃不过打工人的命运啊
00:18:54
00:18:55
00:18:56收到
00:18:57
00:18:58
00:18:59谁想去你面前换了
00:19:01四脸狂
00:19:02
00:19:03陛下
00:19:04陛下
00:19:06太后娘娘头疯犯了
00:19:08正到处找您呢
00:19:11不愧是老妖婆
00:19:13这会儿应该也闹寻死密活
00:19:16要皇帝选秀的情节了吧
00:19:19既然后宫都已充盈
00:19:20又何须再宣秀
00:19:22正义以振
00:19:23母后
00:19:25今日
00:19:27你有内眉
00:19:29正对她无意
00:19:30只是封她做了师官
00:19:32皇帝还不知道她便是苏妖
00:19:35
00:19:36哀家乏了
00:19:38儿臣告退
00:19:39小桃
00:19:54
00:19:55你说那个狗皇帝是不是脑子有病啊
00:19:59娘娘
00:20:00
00:20:01行了 行了
00:20:02不说了 不说了
00:20:04好歹我也是五星级酒店的祖厨吧
00:20:08这个狗皇帝
00:20:09竟然因为一碗方便便
00:20:11让我去给她做饭
00:20:12
00:20:12不是
00:20:13要不是
00:20:14要不是因为瓦斯爆炸
00:20:19不缩养
00:20:20何至于此啊
00:20:21娘娘
00:20:26还是我们家相相容然的小桃最可爱了
00:20:30你放心吧
00:20:31迟早带你出宫
00:20:32娘娘
00:20:34你不喜欢宫里吗
00:20:35宫里顿顿有饱饭吃
00:20:37还有银子拿
00:20:38我娘亲说了
00:20:39多少人紧过脑袋都进不来呢
00:20:41这样你就不懂了吧
00:20:42哪儿不好了
00:20:43你见过牛马吗
00:20:44那你见过哪只牛马
00:20:46干活干得开心啊
00:20:48
00:20:49小桃
00:20:50等你们娘娘我出人头地之后
00:20:52求得圣旨
00:20:54我就带你出宫
00:20:55到时候咱们自己开店到老板
00:20:57潇洒自由不好吗
00:20:59
00:21:00不过嘛
00:21:01这个开店的资金
00:21:03还是需要赚的
00:21:05你去
00:21:06把昨天的闪也拿来
00:21:07
00:21:10娘娘
00:21:11银子来了
00:21:15发了发了
00:21:22参见娘娘
00:21:24你客气了
00:21:25我都是费费
00:21:26都做冷宫了
00:21:27你还拜见啥呀
00:21:28你们家皇上都没认出我来
00:21:30娘娘
00:21:31您这刚入宫家中就
00:21:33您在这冷宫一待就是五年
00:21:37怪不得陛下不认得您呢
00:21:39家主
00:21:40哎哟
00:21:41都怪咱家多嘴
00:21:42娘娘
00:21:43请吧
00:21:44陛下还等着用膳呢
00:21:49你等我一下
00:21:54公公
00:21:55咱们公司
00:21:58不不
00:21:59咱们公有没有什么
00:22:00什么
00:22:01冷宫妃子
00:22:02请满释放的先例呀
00:22:04您是想问
00:22:05有没有放出宫的例子吧
00:22:07
00:22:08对对对
00:22:09前朝似乎有几位太妃
00:22:10得了恩典放出宫做姑子
00:22:13
00:22:15那你说
00:22:16我要是把皇上火高兴了
00:22:17她会不会一高兴就
00:22:19娘娘
00:22:20娘娘
00:22:29到了
00:22:30您这香囊是
00:22:33做饭用的
00:22:34香料
00:22:35真没看出来您还会做饭呢
00:22:37我家祖传的
00:22:39苏家世代江英竟还出过膳袍储者吗
00:22:45苏姑娘请吩咐
00:22:49娘娘厨艺超绝
00:22:50陛下认为您只为她一个人袍膳
00:22:53有点大才小用
00:22:55不如将您这一身厨艺
00:22:57传于易膳房的善夫们
00:22:59这样就可以将您的厨艺发阳光大呀
00:23:03什么发阳光大
00:23:06不就是红我打两份虎
00:23:08好家伙
00:23:10又干回老本行了
00:23:12你们展示个道工我看看
00:23:15你们炒几个拿手菜我尝尝
00:23:17干完之后两片交换
00:23:19
00:23:26你当磨了吗 你就去啊
00:23:29磨刀不误砍柴工
00:23:31你不知道
00:23:32
00:23:33娘娘
00:23:36您找什么呢
00:23:38垃圾桶
00:23:39我也不知道这会儿的垃圾桶叫什么
00:23:42反正就是能热瓜子皮的
00:23:44
00:23:51嘿嘿
00:23:53嘿嘿
00:23:55嘿嘿
00:23:56嘿嘿
00:23:57嘿嘿
00:23:58嘿嘿
00:23:59嘿嘿
00:24:00嘿嘿
00:24:01嘿嘿
00:24:02嘿嘿
00:24:03嘿嘿
00:24:06那边那个
00:24:07昆尤
00:24:08兜游夏锅
00:24:09谁叫你的呀
00:24:10都学到姥姥家去了
00:24:19陛下您怎么亲自到玉山房来了
00:24:21陛下您怎么亲自到玉山房来了
00:24:22正今日无事
00:24:23来瞧瞧
00:24:24Okay, let's go.
00:24:26Yes, my lord.
00:24:28My lord is to be able to fire the tree,
00:24:32I'm going to be able to fire the tree.
00:24:36This is a miracle.
00:24:40This is what I have done with my lord's house.
00:24:44What is this?
00:24:46This is who's done?
00:24:48It's just me.
00:24:50You won't be thinking I'm going to be proud of you.
00:24:52误你啊,你让我惊讶的是你有多差?
00:24:55色相位俱全我就不烧忘了,色起码得调对吧
00:24:59连糖色都没炒透,就你这水平,还运煽房大厨呢
00:25:03我看你是喜欢小弟还差不多
00:25:08这个,这是谁做的?
00:25:10我做的
00:25:11哈,太丑
00:25:12这个呢?谁做的?
00:25:14难吃
00:25:15这个,这个
00:25:16我做的
00:25:17这道菜还不如问我我奶奶是怎么做的
00:25:19他做的都比你好
00:25:21But it's already dead.
00:25:22You're the only one.
00:25:24That's what I have brought.
00:25:26You're the only one.
00:25:28Let's just wait for this one.
00:25:38Just this one.
00:25:41That is a very expensive thing.
00:25:5117, 18, 19, 20
00:26:01完成
00:26:03Go
00:26:05Go
00:26:07Go, let's look
00:26:08I want to look
00:26:09This woman has what kind of power
00:26:11Let the Lord be able to let the Lord be able to
00:26:12Today is the four-hour week-long week-four
00:26:20You can eat
00:26:21You can eat
00:26:22You can eat
00:26:22A few weeks-long week-four
00:26:26Is it for what?
00:26:32Fummi芥末醬
00:26:33甜辣琥珀醬
00:26:35川香麻辣醬
00:26:50Why are you all looking at it?
00:26:54Fummi芥末
00:26:56I'm not looking at it
00:26:56Fummi芥末
00:26:57I'm not looking at it
00:26:58I'm not looking at it
00:26:59I'm not looking at it
00:27:00I'm looking at it
00:27:01But still, the rest of the food
00:27:03We are looking at it
00:27:04It's not looking at it
00:27:05We are looking at it
00:27:06What are you all about?
00:27:07We are looking at it
00:27:08Fummi, we need to a heart
00:27:11Oh my God, the water is薄, and there is a lot of the ingredients, so you don't have a good feeling.
00:27:17Oh my God, look at me.
00:27:20Let's go.
00:27:22Oh my God, let's go.
00:27:37You said you want to eat what?
00:27:39晚上娘 苏小姐就不必来了 陛下过午不时
00:27:45过午不时啊 难怪这么虚 到现在都没个仔细
00:27:52苏云 你有我胡说什么
00:27:55我什么也没说啊 陛下 吃饭不积极 思想有问题
00:28:01你这不爱吃饭是病比治
00:28:04你放肆
00:28:05走 跟我去约花园锻炼身体
00:28:08这还要造折药品
00:28:10走吧
00:28:11这是何物
00:28:19强身健体绳
00:28:21陛下 我跟你讲了 跳绳可是最最最简单无害的一样运动
00:28:27你看你 脸色发白 不爱吃饭 别看就是平常不爱运动
00:28:32陛下 跟我一起跳起来
00:28:34这是一国之军 这成何体统
00:28:37陛下 健康第一 快来啊 一二三
00:28:42一二
00:28:44不行不行
00:28:46他怎么也在这儿
00:28:48男人不能说自己不行
00:28:50真不行
00:28:51继续
00:28:52不是
00:28:52陛下 您这是 是不是找朕有事儿
00:28:56朕来了 朕来了
00:28:57朕待会儿再找你
00:28:59走 走走走
00:29:00走走走
00:29:01男人
00:29:02男人
00:29:07哪里来的宫女
00:29:08见到咱们娘娘还不下跪
00:29:10是你啊
00:29:12一肚子坏水飞
00:29:13是你啊
00:29:14一肚子坏水飞
00:29:16是你啊
00:29:17一肚子坏水飞
00:29:18一肚子坏水飞
00:29:20碰死
00:29:21竟敢对娘娘不敬
00:29:25得亏姑奶奶我伸手矫健
00:29:27不知道的还以为你们拍短剧呢
00:29:29你干嘛
00:29:30上来就一巴掌
00:29:31娘娘少你巴掌
00:29:33你居然还敢躲
00:29:34我就躲怎么了
00:29:35谁还不是个娘娘了
00:29:37你 一个冷宫弃妃
00:29:39凭什么和本宫相提兵了
00:29:41我是皇帝钦锋的妃子
00:29:43妃子
00:29:44即便是入了冷宫
00:29:46岂是她一个宫女能够欺辱的
00:29:48以下犯上不无尊长
00:29:50这妃娘娘就是这样教导下人的吗
00:29:52本宫
00:29:53
00:29:54没话说了吧
00:29:56我告诉你
00:29:57你们要是再敢招惹我
00:29:59我就
00:30:06否则我也不能把你们怎么样拿
00:30:08跑那么快
00:30:09没意思
00:30:10
00:30:11不愧是真坏人
00:30:12证豌战士第二皓者
00:30:14公斗什么的
00:30:16撒搓水了
00:30:18抓紮
00:30:31
00:30:33
00:30:34
00:30:35
00:30:40
00:30:41朕,朕
00:30:44
00:30:46竟然还乖好的吗?
00:30:48还帮我挡太阳
00:30:50
00:30:51朕是在帮你遮太阳
00:30:53干得漂亮
00:30:54
00:30:55不是不是
00:30:58我开玩笑的
00:30:59开玩笑的
00:31:00今天晚上
00:31:01一扇房间
00:31:02何时
00:31:03二梗
00:31:04五进不散
00:31:05不对
00:31:06朕还没答应你
00:31:08你取了
00:31:15我要是说
00:31:22我刚来到路上补偿了
00:31:25你信吗?
00:31:27别生气嘛
00:31:29我保证你今晚来这儿
00:31:31补偿所知
00:31:33出锅了
00:31:40出锅了
00:31:41出锅了
00:31:56这是
00:31:57面点
00:31:58正尝尝
00:31:59拿着
00:32:08有馅儿
00:32:09甜的
00:32:10正从未尝过这种面点
00:32:12那肯定
00:32:13奶黄包你怎么可能吃过
00:32:15奶黄包
00:32:16你又听见我说话了
00:32:18奶abe
00:32:19还好
00:32:20
00:32:22那肯定
00:32:23还好
00:32:24要好
00:32:25我一定走
00:32:26
00:32:27村妻
00:32:35你竟然没弄死
00:32:37很难看
00:32:38送出了
00:32:39If you know the皇帝, she will be the daughter of苏家.
00:32:42If you and Aya were to kill her, the皇帝 will know how to do it.
00:32:46That's how we should do it.
00:32:47I'll just think about it.
00:32:49I'll let her forever...
00:32:52...消失.
00:32:58Are you going to take care of yourself?
00:33:00Why didn't you do it yet?
00:33:02Why didn't you do it yet?
00:33:02I didn't want to take care of yourself.
00:33:05But you didn't want to take care of yourself.
00:33:06What do you mean?
00:33:07... not prepared for you, she would stand up.
00:33:11...
00:33:13...
00:33:14...
00:33:15...
00:33:16...
00:33:18...
00:33:19...
00:33:20...
00:33:21...
00:33:22...
00:33:23...
00:33:23...
00:33:24...
00:33:25...
00:33:27...
00:33:28...
00:33:29...
00:33:30...
00:33:31...
00:33:32非常美味
00:33:33一般一般
00:33:34蘇姑娘
00:33:35這是您今日為陛下準備的甜湯嗎
00:33:38是啊 一碗他的 一碗我的
00:33:40葉老 王侄呢
00:33:41王公公有事兒
00:33:42差我帶蘇姑娘前去
00:33:44蘇姑娘 按照慣例
00:33:47奴才應該先檢查一番
00:33:49
00:33:50蘇姑娘 你看他們那些做的都是什麼呀
00:33:54你小心啊 可以拜我為師
00:33:57可以呀 我交給你
00:33:58那些做的都是什麼
00:34:00蘇姑娘 檢查過了 沒問題
00:34:05吃完飯又要吃甜品
00:34:07不會過會兒又要吃下午茶
00:34:09吃晚飯 吃宵夜吧
00:34:13走吧
00:34:18娘娘 辦妥了
00:34:20保證蘇瑤一會兒上吐下線
00:34:23在陛下面前顏面盡視
00:34:26是吧 美容養顏的
00:34:37怎麼樣 味道怎麼樣
00:34:38
00:34:46陛下 陛下 陛下 陛下 陛下
00:34:48你怎麼了 你怎麼等一下
00:34:49您怎麼等一下 trail�下
00:34:50來人啊 傳檯醫
00:34:51傳檯醫 傳檯醫
00:34:54你下01
00:34:55要吃什麼了
00:34:57我什麼也沒給他吃
00:34:58打下
00:34:59陛下
00:35:01你們放開我
00:35:02他是吃了什麼像可惡的東西了
00:35:03哪給他摧托啊
00:35:05陛下
00:35:06放開我
00:35:07現在如果錯過了随家短就時間
00:35:08你們就真的見不到他了
00:35:09You really don't see her.
00:35:11I'm sure she really doesn't have a problem.
00:35:13If I want to kill her, I can't wait until today.
00:35:16Oh, my God.
00:35:18Let me open it up.
00:35:29Where are you?
00:35:36I got it.
00:35:37My lord.
00:35:39Come on.
00:35:41Come on.
00:35:43How are you?
00:35:45Let me go.
00:35:53Let me get her.
00:35:57Let me get her.
00:36:01What are you doing?
00:36:02I haven't been able to take the danger.
00:36:04Let me go.
00:36:06Let me go.
00:36:07Let me go.
00:36:08Let me go.
00:36:10Let me go.
00:36:11Let me go.
00:36:12Let me go.
00:36:13Let me go.
00:36:14Let me go.
00:36:15Let me go.
00:36:16Let me go.
00:36:17Let me go.
00:36:18Let me go.
00:36:19Let me go.
00:36:20Let me go.
00:36:21Let me go.
00:36:22Let me go.
00:36:23Let me go.
00:36:24Let me go.
00:36:25Let me go.
00:36:26Let me go.
00:36:27Let me go.
00:36:28Let me go.
00:36:29Let me go.
00:36:30Let me go.
00:36:31Let me go.
00:36:32Let me go.
00:36:33Let me go.
00:36:34I'm going to eat some of the things I've eaten.
00:36:36And I'm going to eat some of the things I've eaten.
00:36:38No problem.
00:36:40Yen-er.
00:36:42Lord, my lord, I'm going to kill my lord.
00:36:44I'm going to kill my lord.
00:36:46Yes.
00:36:48I don't know how the Lord is going to eat.
00:36:54Are there any things I've eaten?
00:36:56你們
00:37:03你們是來放我出去的嗎
00:37:05出去
00:37:05蘇搖啊蘇搖
00:37:08哀家費盡心思除掉蘇家
00:37:11你這次直接送到了哀家手上
00:37:14你還想除去
00:37:16除掉我
00:37:17這是什麼新的讀占嗎
00:37:19兄弟沒寫這段啊
00:37:21胡言亂語
00:37:22哀家看你簡直是瘋了
00:37:24这太后不是一门心思想干涉朝政吗?
00:37:28设计苟皇帝、尊妃、厉妃还有王贵人
00:37:32咋还能跟除掉我这个NPC持上关系了?
00:37:36你在胡言乱信什么?
00:37:38我没说话呀
00:37:39这太后要是知道她最后被幽进庄园不得中老
00:37:43她儿子小年三十,心下无子
00:37:46王朝就此更新迭代,那不得气死?
00:37:51妖女,你这个妖女
00:37:54把他给我送进深行寺
00:37:57是 送进去就送进去 反正我也死不了 死了还能重开 下次见面 我先独行一些
00:38:05你干嘛 我明明什么都没说 你怎么一副马上心脏病药发的样子 哎 要不要我造两瓶救星丸 给你吃啊
00:38:17哎家也不想再造杀年 你不愿意放弃复仇
00:38:24从皇帝面前消失 哀家便可以留你一命
00:38:29复仇 复什么仇 你觉得是还苏家全决覆没 还把我打入冷锅的时候
00:38:35你 你放死了
00:38:37哎 等等 我开玩笑的 让我消失好办啊 你就放我出宫 放我出宫就行
00:38:50哎 哎 我不会要砍我们家娘娘的头吧
00:38:53是啊 太后不会砍娘娘的头吧
00:38:56我好担心 娘娘
00:38:58是啊 好担心啊
00:39:00我说 娘娘什么时候才能出来啊
00:39:02什么时候才能出来呢
00:39:04黄公公 能不能不要再学我说话了
00:39:07你能不能
00:39:08娘娘 娘娘 娘娘 你没事吧 是不是挨打了 太后是不是为难你了 我看看 打哪儿了 疼不疼
00:39:25娘娘 小桃 我好感动啊 我还是你最可爱了 走 跟娘娘回家
00:39:37娘娘娘娘娘 娘娘娘娘娘娘娘 你不是去看看陛下吗
00:39:41哎呀 不用 不用 她是主角 又死不了 娘娘娘
00:39:49走吧 走吧 走吧
00:39:50哎呀
00:39:52哎呀
00:39:53哎呀 哎呀 烦死了
00:40:03I'm going to kill him.
00:40:05If he really killed him, he will be able to kill him.
00:40:08Why don't I look at him?
00:40:13I don't care about him.
00:40:15I just want to kill him.
00:40:27If you think I like him, he will be able to kill him.
00:40:30Why don't I look at him?
00:40:40I look at him.
00:40:46It should be here.
00:41:00Why don't I look at him?
00:41:07What?
00:41:08What?
00:41:09What?
00:41:10What?
00:41:16What?
00:41:17Come on.
00:41:18Come on.
00:41:19What?
00:41:20What?
00:41:21What?
00:41:22What?
00:41:23What?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25What?
00:41:26You are so dumb.
00:41:27How do you know?
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:29What?
00:41:30What?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32It'll be like a woman.
00:41:33What you call mother?
00:41:35I'm looking for the I kids.
00:41:36Who does it better than six months later?
00:41:38陛下,你想想,女子每天擦粉,壞霉,是不是为月姐整容?
00:41:49那我再说,你身材这么好,腹肌,腹肌八块,有时没人欣赏,那多可惜啊,我看看怎么办。
00:42:00歪里,罢了,朕不跟你计较,上前来说话。
00:42:12好帅的一张礼啊。
00:42:15今日太后,可有为难你。
00:42:19今日是朕自己肠胃不适,与你并无关系,你那道甜汤,朕很喜欢。
00:42:25朕近日,又寻得几位稀罕的食材,明日二更,御膳房等你。
00:42:40娘娘,您大半夜不睡觉,您是要干什么?
00:42:45我睡不着,我胸口闷,我感觉脑袋有点昏。
00:42:51那我去请太医。
00:42:54你别管,我这个是心饼,只有我自己能吃。
00:43:03你说,太后那个老妖婆,都答应了要放我俩出宫。
00:43:09这原本呢,应该是一件积大欢喜和家欢乐的事情。
00:43:14可我怎么一想到我要离开这儿了,我怎么心里还有点不得劲。
00:43:19难道,这就是被奴役灌了的打工人吗?
00:43:23一时间马上要,奴奴翻身把歌唱。
00:43:27她有点不习惯了。
00:43:29这些人都是书里的NPC。
00:43:37我跟他们共情什么呀?
00:43:39反正到现在还没重开。
00:43:41应该也就默认着我可以离开吧?
00:43:45就是,我一个现代人,为什么要留在皇宫里呀?
00:43:50我呀,就应该出宫。
00:43:52畅想我的自由人生。
00:43:54那个三宫六院的狗皇帝,吃什么喝什么,跟我有什么关系。
00:44:00没错。
00:44:02你说是吧,小……
00:44:04小桃。
00:44:06太后娘娘真的答应换我们出宫吗?
00:44:14哎呀,千真万确,太后娘娘一纸,一字千金。
00:44:26看那公公手上拿的那个出宫宫女名单没有,我都看见咱们俩名字了,走。
00:44:34陛下,陛下,陛下,陛下。
00:44:41何事如此慌慌张张的?
00:44:43娘,苏姑娘,快跑了。
00:44:49皇帝陛下,全告退了,出宫去度假了,拜拜。
00:44:54把她给朕,嫁回来。
00:44:56是。
00:44:58哼。
00:45:00大哥,请喝茶。
00:45:03祖元和杨桃,是吧?
00:45:05是是是。
00:45:09因病提前出宫?
00:45:10对对对。
00:45:11我看你们。
00:45:16大哥,你有所不知,我们姐妹二人,好像是患了一病啊。
00:45:25赶紧走,赶紧走。
00:45:26谢谢大哥。
00:45:27苏姑娘,苏姑娘留步啊。
00:45:30困住他们。
00:45:33我不走。
00:45:39王公公,你至于吗?
00:45:42不是这么可贱的人吗?
00:45:44娘娘,这都是陛下的意思。
00:45:47保护我叫唬了。
00:45:52我们叫小桃呢?
00:45:54你把她弄哪儿去了?
00:45:55小桃姑娘在宫里伺候着呢。
00:45:58咱走吧。
00:45:59小桃啊。
00:46:00跟着娘娘我,让你受苦了呀。
00:46:03娘娘。
00:46:04娘娘。
00:46:05娘娘。
00:46:06娘娘。
00:46:07娘娘。
00:46:08娘娘。
00:46:09娘娘。
00:46:10娘娘。
00:46:11娘娘。
00:46:12娘娘。
00:46:13娘娘。
00:46:14娘娘。
00:46:15娘娘。
00:46:16娘娘。
00:46:17娘娘。
00:46:18娘娘。
00:46:19娘娘。
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00:46:50这个吗 死脑 会醒呢 陛下 你知道吗 我宫里 一共有三百二十六块砖 可是这每一块 我都覆没过无数遍了 其中三十一块上面 都已经出现了细碎的裂纹 不然 我都不知道 该怎么度过这慢慢长
00:47:20朕竟不知你
00:47:27所以啊 陛下 屋外还有大好河山 陛下你忍心看着我 看我在宫家内自愿自愿 喝了个香香雨雨的瞎场啊 陛下知道吗 我平生所愿 就是一生 一世 一双人
00:47:49宫里的夜那么冷 那么长 如果我不能出宫的话 我要怎么好下去啊
00:47:56一生迷失一双人 他就与朕的想法不谋而合 朕 会考虑放你出宫
00:48:05朕 会考虑放你出宫
00:48:08是那
00:48:12朕 朕 你指 赐你良田千亩 让你出了宫 也能自己自作
00:48:19太好了
00:48:20太好了
00:48:22朕 朕
00:48:23朕 朕 朕 朕
00:48:24朕 朕 朕 朕
00:48:25朕 朕
00:48:26朕 朕
00:48:27
00:48:28朕 朕
00:48:29朕 朕 朕
00:48:30朕 朕
00:48:31朕 朕
00:48:33朕 朕
00:48:34
00:48:35
00:48:36
00:48:37
00:48:37不是吧
00:48:43我明明没说出声了
00:48:44
00:48:45
00:48:47
00:48:48是苏瑶
00:48:49我不是
00:48:51我对
00:48:52我是
00:48:53哎呀
00:48:55你听我解释
00:48:56你不是冷宫的宫女苏源
00:48:58而是朕的妃子苏瑶
00:48:59一直以来
00:49:01你都在欺骗朕
00:49:02
00:49:03哎呀
00:49:06我说了你也不相信
00:49:07你不说
00:49:08怎么知朕会不相信
00:49:10
00:49:12我要告诉你
00:49:14我根本不是这个朝代的人
00:49:15你们全是书里的NPC
00:49:18你不得把我当成疯子啊
00:49:20并非这个朝代的人
00:49:21苏瑶啊苏瑶
00:49:22朕真是没想到
00:49:24你为了离开朕
00:49:25竟编出这等荒谬的事
00:49:27不是
00:49:28你是怎么听到的
00:49:30刚才我明明只是在心里
00:49:32朕从剑女第一面开始
00:49:34就能听我心中所想
00:49:36朕曾以为
00:49:37遇见你乃朕之心
00:49:38你便是朕的命定之人
00:49:41可朕未曾想
00:49:43即便能听见你心中所想
00:49:45你依然还是满嘴火焰
00:49:48把朕玩弄于鼓掌之中
00:49:50等一下
00:49:52我怎么你了
00:49:55我玩弄你什么了
00:49:57我是没伺候你吃
00:49:59还是没伺候你喝
00:50:00太后让我出宫的
00:50:02你有本事
00:50:03你找她的麻烦去
00:50:04我出发天条了
00:50:06我招谁找谁了
00:50:10我既要藏马甲
00:50:11又要接近你
00:50:13就得小心翼翼
00:50:14不出怒田围
00:50:15人都重开
00:50:16我不管了
00:50:17有本事
00:50:18你就弄死我吧
00:50:19
00:50:19你 你给朕起来
00:50:26我不
00:50:27你是朕亲疯的飞鸟
00:50:29你这样成何体统
00:50:30那你别看我脑袋
00:50:32朕在你心里
00:50:34那么爱看别人脑袋
00:50:36那你别骂了
00:50:40朕又何时骂过你了
00:50:45那你放我出宫
00:50:46此事朕不能答应
00:50:51为什么
00:50:54为什么
00:50:55你是朕亲疯的飞子
00:50:57朕正当造年
00:50:58飞子要离宫
00:51:00即便是往上再翻三十年
00:51:01都没有这样的先例
00:51:02飞子
00:51:03我算哪门子飞子
00:51:05我不是刚进宫
00:51:06就被打入冷宫
00:51:07你怪你就是五年了
00:51:09胡掌蛮蝉
00:51:10王爵
00:51:13陛下
00:51:18送苏远
00:51:19苏瑶
00:51:21回宫
00:51:22回宫
00:51:23回哪个宫
00:51:24回宫
00:51:26老公
00:51:28娘娘
00:51:35娘娘
00:51:36陛下今日还未用膳呢
00:51:39我现在心情很不好
00:51:41信不信我手一抖
00:51:43堕死它
00:51:44堕死它
00:51:45堕死它
00:51:46堕死它
00:51:47堕死它
00:51:48堕死它
00:51:49堕死它
00:51:51堕死狗皇爹
00:51:59堕死它
00:52:00堕死它
00:52:00堕死它
00:52:01No, I'm not a kid.
00:52:03Why are you doing it?
00:52:07Let's do it for a while.
00:52:09I'm not a kid.
00:52:11I'm not a kid.
00:52:13Oh, my God.
00:52:17Oh, my God.
00:52:19Oh, my God.
00:52:21Oh, my God.
00:52:23Oh, my God.
00:52:25My God.
00:52:27Oh, my God.
00:52:29Oh, my God.
00:52:31I can't wait for you.
00:52:33Why is she trying to do it?
00:52:35You can't hear me.
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:39Oh, my God.
00:52:41Oh, my God.
00:52:43Oh, my God.
00:52:45Oh, my God.
00:52:47Oh, my God.
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:52:51Oh, my God.
00:52:53Oh.
00:52:55Oh, my God.
00:52:57Oh.
00:52:59It's a little bit higher than that.
00:53:01There's no problem.
00:53:05Now the little brother who has lost my finger on my finger.
00:53:08He listened to me.
00:53:09He even said so many times.
00:53:10I'm not going to live anymore.
00:53:11Oh, I'm not going to lie a little.
00:53:22No, no.
00:53:23No, you're all right?
00:53:24No, you're all right?
00:53:25No, no.
00:53:26No.
00:53:26别动,让我先死一会儿,找找感觉。
00:53:38陛下,娘娘说她今日身体不适。
00:53:43娘娘,怎么才来啊?
00:53:56胡椒呢?
00:53:57娘娘,衣衫房的赵石官说,这胡椒比黄金还珍贵,您可千万要省着点用啊。
00:54:04这发明了东西,不就是给人用的吗?
00:54:08您说就更为了省电,夜里不让人开刀,有什么区别啊?
00:54:12爱因斯坦听了都会流泪啊。
00:54:14娘娘,您又说些小桃听不懂的话。
00:54:17做了好吃的,你尝尝,小桃先吃。
00:54:23怎么样?
00:54:25嗯,太好吃了。
00:54:36陛下这样,可如何是好啊?
00:54:41陛下,时辰不早啊。
00:54:44正想走走。
00:54:56明明是想去找娘娘。
00:54:58Let's go.
00:55:28Let's go.
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