00:00How can I help you? Basically, I think I think my phone's in your garden. Have you buddy got your phone in my garden?
00:10I know, it's so funny. It's hilarious. How have you got your phone in my garden?
00:19Basically, obviously you've got that beautiful apple tree. So I came over the other day, just over my fence. I think you were out.
00:28I just wanted to get a couple of apples because my nan's coming over. I wanted to do like a little apple crumble and you've got like the best apples in the whole street.
00:36And then I think my phone just fell out over when I was climbing maybe or something. But yeah, just now you're in, I thought I'd come and get it.
00:48Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's absolutely hilarious. So hold a minute. You're trying to tell me you went over my fence in my garden.
00:58Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to get the apples.
01:01That explains why there's a big crack in my fence then. But hold a minute here. Why are we getting apples?
01:10To make, I don't know if you heard me, but to make my nan some apple crumble and you've obviously got the best apple.
01:15Okay, but yeah, but yeah, but that tree's in my garden though. It's my tree.
01:21Yeah, yeah, yeah. But how many times have you told me about it? Like you've been like, oh yeah.
01:25Yeah, yeah. I've told you I've got a nice apple tree, but yeah, but it's not, it's, it's, I've not.
01:31Yeah, but that's my tree, love. It's my apples.
01:33Well, no, arguably it's not, because it's like from the ground. You don't know the ground. So I just thought I'd come over and get some like that.
01:41I'd literally do the same to you.
01:42Okay, okay, but yeah, but I'm the one who's planted it.
01:47Yeah, why is this an issue? Like you've literally said to me so many times, like if you ever want some of my apples, I'll come bring you some.
01:53Okay, but like you asked me, you're telling me that you jumped over my fence and I'm looking in my garden right now, yeah, the fence is broken.
02:03Well, that wasn't me.
02:05But you're telling me that you jumped over the fence?
02:08Yeah, I jumped over the fence and that's where I think my phone fell out and that's all I want to do. I just want to grab my phone and you can have some of the apple crumble actually.
02:14But I don't have your phone.
02:16No, I think, I think it fell like in that little ditch that you've got.
02:20Okay, so I don't know what to say to you, love. Like, what, what, what do you want me to do?
02:29Can I come in and grab it?
02:31No, you can't come in my garden, love. You're already saying that like you've already jumped over the fence.
02:37Yeah, because we're neighbours. Like, it's just a tree.
02:40Yeah, I know, but I don't go jumping over in your fence, do I?
02:43Well, you can if you want it. It's just a tree.
02:45Yeah, but I don't want to do that. I've got my own garden. I've got my own privacy.
02:51Yeah, and I've been over to you loads of times.
02:53Yeah, but I've, yeah, you've been in my house when I've invited you.
02:58But I didn't invite you into my garden stealing me apples, have I?
03:03I know, but I've been a bit shocked. I can't get my head around this.
03:06You've always said I've been around.
03:07I can't get your head around what? You're openly telling me you jumped in my garden.
03:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, because apples are free and I'm obviously going to get, because the apples are free.
03:17What do you mean? Oh, you're off your head?
03:22I'm not off my head. I know what I'm saying. I obviously want to get my apples from yours because they're the best.
03:27I thought I'd just pop over and I've dropped my phone and that's all that it is.
03:30What do you mean you just popped over? You've just, you've just taken me.
03:33You weren't in love.
03:34But it doesn't matter. You need, you need an invitation from me to, to like, go and do that.
03:42Well, no, I don't. It's, it's mother nature. It's from the ground, isn't it?
03:46I don't need an invitation to just grab a few apples that, God's own medicine.
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