Each day I lose my cool even more... 😡😤

John Black Smith

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00:00But why are you blocking my driveway?

00:02No, you are.

00:03People can't grasp this concept.

00:05Every day, every single day, I go in and out of my warehouse and there's somebody blocking my driveway.

00:12For over 13 years, this is what I deal with.

00:16You didn't see the sign, right?

00:17I don't get it.

00:18There's nobody parked over there.

00:19Why did you block my driveway?

00:21Nobody ever listens, no matter what he does.

00:23He's about to blow.

00:24Oh, here we go.

00:26The second one pulling up.

00:27Extra blocking me.

00:28I have no legal right to the actual street itself, other than people are blocking my driveway, which is illegal.

00:33So I can go the route of calling the cops and they come, eventually get there an hour later and they call a tow truck and by then they're gone.

00:40A white Honda?

00:41Oh, yeah, I'm moving.

00:42Come on, man.

00:43You can't block my driveway, bro.

00:44Just give me one.

00:45No, no, no.

00:45Give me one.

00:46I got places to go, man.

00:47You don't see the driveway, man?

00:48Huh?

00:49I won't.

00:49Yeah, probably a good idea.

00:51I can put up cement blocks and cones and people run them over and hit them and destroy them.

00:55My other option is to chase people down and tell them to move their car.

00:59Anybody got this black Nissan?

01:00You guys got a black Nissan?

01:01We're blocking my driveway, man.

01:03This is his life now and the onslaught never ends.

01:07So you can see somebody parking in the driveway.

01:09They're going over to my neighbor.

01:11You can't hear it, but my neighbor's telling them that you can't park there.

01:14They don't care.

01:15They start loading stuff up.

01:17In the meantime, somebody else comes and locks them in.

01:20They don't like it.

01:21They're not happy about it.

01:22I'm thinking they're leaving, but they're not.

01:25So I decided to have a little fun with the horn.

01:32Their attitude soon changes when they're the ones being blocked in.

01:36And he's still struggling to figure out what he should or shouldn't do.

01:39You think I'm impatient.

01:40How much of my time is wasted every single day?

01:45What drives me crazy are the people that are unapologetic.

01:48They're just like, they have this look on their face like I'm bothering them.

01:52Confused as to what my problem actually is.

01:57Why are you in my driveway?

01:59Nothing was working.

02:00Time to deploy.

02:02The megaphone.

02:03Why are you blocking my driveway?

02:04Why are you blocking my driveway?

02:07No, you are.

02:07You're literally blocking my driveway.

02:09Thank you for no longer blocking my driveway.

02:11I love you.

02:12You have a license.

02:13You have a car.

02:14You're driving your car.

02:15And if you're doing so, you got your permit.

02:18Your permit.

02:18You learn it's illegal to block a driveway.

02:20So you know it's illegal to block a driveway.

02:22How did you genuinely make a mistake and accidentally block a driveway?

02:28There's nothing in your driveway.

02:30Nothing.

02:31She chooses to block my driveway.

02:32Why are you blocking my driveway?

02:34Sorry.

02:35Let me...

02:35There's nothing in his driveway.

02:37His driveway's empty.

02:38Hello.

02:39Hey.

02:39You're blocking my driveway.

02:41Oh, sorry.

02:42You coming out now?

02:43Well, it doesn't matter if I'm coming out now because it's illegal to block a driveway.

02:46Okay, that isn't working either.

02:48These massive signs should do the trick.

02:50No parking.

02:5124-hour active driveway.

02:53Oh.

02:55This one's even bigger.

02:56It's not going to make a difference.

02:59Nothing huge.

03:00Ah.

03:00This is too funny.

03:04All right.

03:05Put one of the new ones up.

03:06Move that one over there.

03:07See if it works.

03:10Yo, bro.

03:11Who's got the green Ford, man?

03:13Oh, you're in my driveway, bro.

03:15That's no bueno, man.

03:16You're f***ing kidding me?

03:19There's nobody parked on the right-hand side of the street if they block my f***ing driveway.

03:24Help!

03:25Who's got the green Ford blocking my driveway?

03:28Always the same scenario.

03:30With the same excuse.

03:31I'll just be a minute.

03:32No, no, no.

03:33What a stressful, miserable life to be constantly worried about who blocks your driveway.

03:40It's amazing to me that people can't grasp this concept.

03:43It's my property.

03:45I worked hard for it.

03:46I use it every single day.

03:48It is illegal to block a driveway.

03:51Any driveway.

03:54How are you doing?

03:55Did you not see the sign?

03:57You didn't see the sign?

03:58Hey, who's got the shadow Equinox blocking my driveway?

04:01You got this so far?

04:02You following along?

04:03My driveway's blocked.

04:05I can't use it.

04:06I just went for an apple.

04:07You didn't see the signs?

04:09You missed the big sign?

04:11They're big.

04:12Bro, I can't even leave.

04:13Every time I go to leave, there's a new person.

04:16Incredibly ignorant.

04:17But he does have one ally on the block.

04:19He tries to help.

04:20This is Mohammed.

04:22He lives in a shelter close by.

04:24He knows my schedule when I'm coming going, roughly.

04:27So whenever somebody parks and he knows I'm coming,

04:29he'll ring the bell and ask me to sound the horn.

04:32This is actually painful to watch how slow it is to back out of a driveway and leave.

04:42I can't even make this stuff up.

04:44Mohammed turns his back for a split second and, oh, look at that.

04:48Somebody right back into my driveway.

04:51I ran inside for five minutes.

04:54Why do you park there if there's a spot right here?

04:57I'm sorry, man.

04:58It's like I haven't been here in a minute, so...

05:00I saw that there was closed.

05:01This happens to me.

05:02It's not closed, man.

05:03That's why there's signs that say do not block the driveway.

05:06I apologize for that.

05:07Oh, my God.

05:07You're fucking kidding me, man.

05:09You got a BMW?

05:10Yes, sir.

05:11I literally just shook my head no.

05:13Can't park here, man.

05:14Yes, sir?

05:15You can't park here.

05:16I want to go to this store.

05:17It doesn't matter.

05:18It's illegal to block a driveway.

05:19I'm trying to leave.

05:23Where's the owner of the car?

05:24Yeah.

05:25Who's got a white Honda CR-V in my driveway?

05:28That's you across the street in my driveway.

05:30That's you.

05:31You can't park in my driveway.

05:32That's illegal, man.

05:33Another day, another inconsiderate motorist ignoring the signs.

05:38Right behind the pilot, you're blocking my driveway.

05:41Hey, you?

05:42Yes.

05:42Did you see the signs?

05:44No, no five minutes moving.

05:45You've got to move it now.

05:46It's okay.

05:47It's okay.

05:48No, it is a problem.

05:49One minute, two minutes, three seconds.

05:51It's a problem.

05:52Oh, are you fucked?

05:53Ma'am, you can't park there.

05:55It's the driveway.

05:56Missed it?

05:56Did you see the signs?

05:58You didn't learn that when you got your license?

06:00Let's go.

06:00You got to move.

06:01Move it.

06:02Move it.

06:02There you go.

06:04There you go.

06:06Okay.

06:07See the problem?

06:08Mucho problemo.

06:09It's human nature.

06:10You see a no parking sign.

06:12You see if you can get away with being cheeky.

06:15Don't block the driveway.

06:18You can see it.

06:18You're going to move.

06:20What's going on, bro?

06:22You're blocking my driveway, man.

06:24You don't see the signs?

06:27Why are you parked the front of my driveway?

06:28Uh-oh.

06:31Uh-oh.

06:33Uh-oh.

06:36Good morning.

06:37Good morning.

06:38Oh, I'm sorry.

06:41I have to leave.

06:42You have to leave, yeah.

06:43Yeah.

06:44I'm actually leaving right now.

06:46So just back.

06:47Yo, I'm leaving right now, man.

06:48So you can't park here in the future, okay?

06:51Okay.

06:52So don't you block my driveway again, you understand?

06:54Why are you blocking my driveway?

06:56Why are you blocking my driveway?

06:58The guy?

06:59What guy?

06:59He's in there?

07:00Hey, who's got the key?

07:01I'm blocking my driveway.

07:03That's you, my man?

07:04The key?

07:05Please don't do that again.

07:08People really will do anything to avoid walking an extra two minutes.

07:12Excuse me.

07:15I'm sorry.

07:17Sorry.

07:18Sorry doesn't give me my time back, though.

07:20One.

07:20Two minutes.

07:21No, two minutes, no.

07:22He was sleeping.

07:23Uno momento, dos momento, tres momento, no bueno.

07:27Hey, let's go.

07:28Move it, move it.

07:29Rapido, rapido, rapido.

07:31You gotta go.

07:32You gotta go.

07:32Let's go.

07:35Please.

07:41Bro, what are you doing?

07:43I'm going to pick something.

07:44Okay, I'm trying to leave, bro.

07:46It's illegal to block a driveway.

07:48See all the signs?

07:49You can see that.

07:50I'm going to pick some chicken.

07:52That's it.

07:53No, yeah, but go do it over there.

07:54I'm trying to leave.

07:55All right.

07:56It's okay.

07:57I'm all the kids.

07:59Bro, you gotta be kidding me.

08:02Man, y'all gotta move.

08:05Let's go.

08:05You gotta move.

08:06It's no bueno.

08:07You can't do this.

08:08Three cars blocking the driveway.

08:10Are they taking the...

08:11Whose truck is it?

08:13This one, the white one?

08:16This you, my man?

08:17The truck?

08:18You gotta go, man.

08:19You can't block my driveway.

08:21Who's got the white Toyota?

08:22That's your Toyota?

08:23The white one, sir?

08:25Ma'am, you got a white Toyota?

08:27Ma'am, do you have a white Toyota?

08:29Yeah.

08:30You do it right out front here?

08:31Yeah.

08:31You gotta move it.

08:32You're blocking my driveway.

08:35Now you know what I do it.

08:36I come out, there's three people blocking my driveway.

08:38That's you, my man.

08:46Who's got the black truck blocking my driveway?

08:49That's you, man.

08:50Let's go.

08:51You gotta move it, man.

08:51You can't block my driveway.

08:54That doesn't matter, man.

08:54You can't block the driveway.

08:55See how you waste my time now?

08:57I'm trying to get in my driveway, and I can't, because you're blocking my driveway.

09:01That's no good, man.

09:02Don't do it again, please.

09:03Any event?

09:04Yeah.

09:04You gotta move it.

09:05You're blocking my driveway.

09:06No, no.

09:06One moment.

09:07You gotta move it now.

09:09Who's got the key?

09:10Yeah.

09:11Who's got the minivan blocking my driveway?

09:13Let's go, man.

09:14Another one-minute connoisseur.

09:16These people really do have some nerve.

09:18Let's go.

09:19Let's go, man.

09:21Yeah.

09:22Let's go.

09:23Let's go.

09:24No one second.

09:25You're blocking my driveway, man.

09:27Disrespectful is f***ing illegal.

09:29I know.

09:30If you know it, why the f***ing do it?

09:33Ma'am, is that your car blocking my driveway?

09:36Yeah.

09:36It is?

09:37Did I not just pe-

09:38Don't block my driveway.

09:40I didn't hear it.

09:41You saw-

09:41You were there.

09:42I literally said don't block my driveway.

09:44Move your car.

09:45Okay, okay.

09:45Now.

09:46Move.

09:46Let's go.

09:47Let's go.

09:48No, you're not coming.

09:49You're talking.

09:50I'm disrespectful.

09:54I just told you don't block my drive when you did it anyway.

09:57You're disrespectful.

09:59Move the truck.

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