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00:00:00Married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I must stay in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Donald Walker.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, when we thought I was late, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:34Come on, Gucci.
00:02:35Let's go.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37I'm real real.
00:02:38Hey, Jay.
00:02:39Come on, Gucci.
00:02:40Let's go.
00:02:41Hey, I'm real real.
00:02:42Hey, Jay.
00:02:43Come on, Gucci.
00:02:44Let's go.
00:02:45You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:00It reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10Oh, you see.
00:03:11See.
00:03:12Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:13I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:14That means free underwear for life.
00:03:15For life.
00:03:16Some parents would be proud.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:18Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:19You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:20Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:21Hmm.
00:03:22All right.
00:03:23Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:24And don't be late.
00:03:25Bye, Dad.
00:03:26Bye.
00:03:27Bye.
00:03:28Bye.
00:03:29Bye.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:31Bye.
00:03:32Bye.
00:03:48Excuse me.
00:03:53Loop me off.
00:03:54What?
00:03:55Hello.
00:03:55Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:56Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:58Need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl.
00:04:10Huh?
00:04:12Am I true, Amelia?
00:04:15Good one, Romulus.
00:04:17us these are great i still don't have what i'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little
00:04:40longer no problem cool let's take five and then i want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:47hi michelangelo chantal nice to meet you i couldn't notice how hot you are
00:04:59i've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:04hold that up hey dad where the hell were you
00:05:09that i'm in a photo shoot you're supposed to be at the office geppetto came here all the way from
00:05:16milano i can meet him later now he's back on the plane again well you're the one who planned the
00:05:22meeting during my shoot michelangelo you are 31 years old you got to stop acting like an idiot
00:05:28teenager you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now you interned you went to
00:05:34business school you you have potential okay but you say you want to be the ceo well you're gonna
00:05:40have to prove it because so far i ain't seen the end tape from you
00:05:45hey you okay yeah um but i'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:58so it's a really rare form of cancer luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god there is an experimental treatment but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't
00:06:28cover it don't worry about that i have money saved i'll find the rest we will figure this out okay
00:06:36okay we're gonna get through this together thank you
00:06:53oh ciao gucci did you have a good walk
00:07:01what's wrong
00:07:07i'm sorry this no no forget about it i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:12the treatments are just really expensive i have the savings for my doggy daycare my dream but
00:07:22it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need betsy practically raised us
00:07:29after our parents passed i would do anything for her
00:07:32amelia amelia i think i might know how to get you that money you do
00:07:40hmm come back tonight and uh make something nice
00:07:49come on okay
00:07:57oh amelia you look bellisima
00:08:03except for the dog hair
00:08:06come with me i have someone i want you to meet are they from italy yes
00:08:12yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:17well amelia meet my philangelo for my son
00:08:22i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:25yeah aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27lady i'm a dog walker don't be so defensive
00:08:32i wasn't
00:08:37well i suppose i'll let you two get acquainted i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:42why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:55do you want to do me a favor
00:09:01what exactly
00:09:03how does it look not half bad i mean it's fine whatever
00:09:19let's do some sexy ones okay
00:09:22or not i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad you have to do what i say
00:09:28you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34i don't need tinder i'm an underwear model my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:41whatever
00:09:47pour me another
00:09:48i told you
00:09:59see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:05what the
00:10:05fuck
00:10:07this is
00:10:07fucking product
00:10:12oh
00:10:12asshole
00:10:14you're crazy
00:10:15bitch
00:10:18amelia whoa
00:10:20what's wrong
00:10:21i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:25i'm sorry romulus but your son is a prick i'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no no please i apologize
00:10:30my son he's he's immature
00:10:32all right and that's why i invited you
00:10:35poor forward
00:10:37please all right
00:10:39just have a seat all right and i promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night won't
00:10:43you son
00:10:43so emilia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:50cancer
00:10:53and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:01i want the business
00:11:03i think we can uh
00:11:05make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:10what kind of deal
00:11:12well it's nothing crazy
00:11:15no
00:11:16you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:19what
00:11:19what
00:11:21what
00:11:22romulus
00:11:23what are you saying i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:30well at least i don't pose in my tidy whiteys for money
00:11:35you have to grow up before you can run our business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match we hate each other at least i do obviously
00:11:45see there's something uncommon already look you know
00:11:50my wife and i we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:57she sure drove me crazy when you first met
00:12:01i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh but
00:12:04i learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:07you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:13isn't there another way i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:20well you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:34what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine i'll do it for betsy
00:12:45well angelo it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:53then you're gonna lose the business and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:13:02fuck it fine i'll do it
00:13:05now let's just go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:11and son we're gonna need some champagne
00:13:15right my mind
00:13:16yeah try and make yourself look decent
00:13:21you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and i'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too
00:13:31i hope the holiday bowl's not booked
00:13:33anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage but
00:13:42well it can't do any good if word got out to the public all right
00:13:46that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:49what we agreed
00:13:51sure all right sign here
00:14:06good
00:14:12salute to the new couple
00:14:24so your place or mine
00:14:27i'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:29fine then we'll stay at yours
00:14:36so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:47a michelangelo museum
00:14:48ugh
00:15:03whoa what was this put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room i said you could live here not decorate
00:15:14oh i'm sorry is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong it's trademarked
00:15:24look i gotta go meet somebody if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back
00:15:27i'm doing it all in the fireplace
00:15:30it's electric
00:15:31oh by the way this is gonna work you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41you're getting married
00:15:54shh betsy don't tell the whole world
00:15:57sorry amelia it's just
00:16:01this isn't like you
00:16:01you're saying we're reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:07like i always taught you
00:16:10well things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:15and besides michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:18so i'm okay with a quick proposal michelangelo the ninja turtle
00:16:25no michelangelo dino valino maybe you've heard of him michelangelo dino valino
00:16:33shhhh
00:16:38socialite animals like start 100 canceled bravo shows how did you even meet
00:16:44his dad is one of my clients
00:16:47it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:51he's so toxic
00:16:55speak of the devil
00:16:57oh yeah
00:17:00you know that's probably an old issue
00:17:02this is a doctor's office
00:17:06amelia
00:17:08betsy carlyle
00:17:10doctor's ready
00:17:13we'll talk about this later
00:17:32we're ready to go out baby
00:17:39we're already wet
00:17:44uh
00:17:56where did that come from
00:17:57Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:33You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever.
00:19:06Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:17You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:19What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:21Who's jealous?
00:19:23Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:41Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:20:03And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry.
00:20:08I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:13How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:55Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:14Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:19It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I just really hung over.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:28How are you?
00:21:29Hey, baby.
00:21:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:31You're rich now.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:33I like it.
00:21:34Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:35You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:37Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:38Oh, fine.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:40We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:41All right.
00:21:42Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:43Oh, and listen, he is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:48But I promise.
00:21:49I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:50Yeah, you're right.
00:21:51Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:53Come on, Gucci.
00:21:54Come on.
00:21:55Bye, Gucci.
00:21:56Hey, Amelia.
00:21:57Hey, Jake.
00:21:58Gucci, no.
00:21:59Oh, Royce.
00:22:01See you later.
00:22:02Oh, we're still getting to know each other.
00:22:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:22:04All right.
00:22:05Well, give him time, all right?
00:22:06Oh, and listen.
00:22:07He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:09Look, I promise.
00:22:10I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:11Yeah, you're right.
00:22:12Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14Come on.
00:22:15Bye, Gucci.
00:22:17Hey, Amelia.
00:22:18Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:22It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's a bit crazy.
00:22:41His whole family, actually.
00:22:43All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're all dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:53Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56I'd like that.
00:23:03So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:10Barista.
00:23:11Booper driver.
00:23:12Delivery guy.
00:23:13Movie extra?
00:23:14You were in a movie.
00:23:15Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:16I was trying to impress you.
00:23:17How about you?
00:23:18How long have you been doing this?
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:20My whole life, I guess.
00:23:21It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:23I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:24Wow.
00:23:25I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:26Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:30My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:31Do you want to go?
00:23:32I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:33You did?
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:36Yeah.
00:23:37Yeah.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47Yeah.
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:53Yeah.
00:23:54Yeah.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:45Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:54Me?
00:24:55Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:16I don't see it.
00:25:17Just over there.
00:25:25Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:28It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:32You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:00Oh my goodness.
00:26:01Are you okay?
00:26:02Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:03You're engaged, remember?
00:26:04And this is our new palette.
00:26:06It's Matt's collection.
00:26:07He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:09Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:25Yeah, that's a presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see, see, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:24Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:39Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, you know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino, Dino, and Amelia.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along already, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:31All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And?
00:29:05You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino-Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:27I'm coming out.
00:29:31Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:44ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:14What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Oh, thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:43The man-whore house is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:39Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Laine with Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jay.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:33:02Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:32But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:45Jake, you guys are great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:34:33Focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:45A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that.
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:15What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not Jake.
00:36:06This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:45Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13Foreign arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:45I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:00I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:01I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:18I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:21Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:47How drunk was I?
00:38:51Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:16I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:53So...
00:39:53Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Michelangelo, the male gigolo, was taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:11And...
00:40:13How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:27So...
00:40:27I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like...
00:40:43Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54Like, I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:24What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:32Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to dog walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:44:00But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:32So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38Maybe a little.
00:44:39Go.
00:44:40Go.
00:44:40Go.
00:44:45Go.
00:44:46Go.
00:44:52Go.
00:45:00Go.
00:45:01so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to live fireball
00:45:18shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:45:26superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super
00:45:31drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat you know when you're not acting like a
00:45:41complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex
00:45:52stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah but the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:53dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci
00:47:59sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery
00:48:41ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point in working
00:48:54if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else letting
00:49:03me get closer to my little brother fetch gucci i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait
00:49:18and see
00:49:27grazie
00:49:28have a good night mr dino
00:49:29bellino
00:49:31what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:37but gucci what's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:46you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:56i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:00okay this is for us why don't you get us a core script what else is in the back just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:14that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:50:46i never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and
00:51:09eating and laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:23i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz
00:51:38what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever
00:51:46since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine
00:52:04i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:52:20hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché there you go okay bye bye
00:53:04love you love you love you too
00:53:18sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah
00:53:27okay okay uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:40look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try
00:53:51look at this one oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big
00:53:59brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this
00:54:09wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the
00:54:23wedding at the hollywood bowl oh well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that
00:54:30not too big plenty room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37what something wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot
00:54:47have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:54:55wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt
00:55:10like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know
00:55:22all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a nice
00:55:28small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:55:43so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:56:05would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:56:12that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo let's see it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need to
00:57:19get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard
00:57:30what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not
00:57:38actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:47if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet him
00:57:58maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please me just
00:58:04give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:58:13you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
00:58:38mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you betsy
00:59:13so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:59:27were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious
00:59:42this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:00:03you've hardly touched your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:21so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this
01:00:39relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:00:53that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious let's
01:00:58see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:01:08anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared
01:01:23about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your
01:01:29finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no wonder
01:01:34amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like
01:01:39that amelia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:53no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:02:07talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right to
01:02:14insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me you know
01:02:20maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent more
01:02:25time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her she's my
01:02:30sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement
01:02:36some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the fuck up
01:02:49you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:03:05happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:10amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:03:35whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and
01:03:42michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:04:00get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage to
01:04:07follow me to the echoplex the other night see you could have a sniper on us
01:04:17it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:33oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:05nice underwear it's great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:05:30i thought i wanted this
01:05:34but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:13amelia hi dad
01:06:16gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:06:29romulus
01:06:34well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and all of a
01:06:38a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:45well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good
01:06:53gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:59gucci gucci
01:07:01hey hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:07oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:07:11where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:15it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:20smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:24um
01:07:29give me the urk
01:07:41gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless
01:07:49we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51We're never gonna find him.
01:07:54Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:57Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:00See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:07He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:14They didn't say that.
01:08:16Coochie!
01:08:22Coochie!
01:08:23My boy's back!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:32Okay, okay.
01:08:34I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:50A little.
01:08:52It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:56They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:59Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:31and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:37I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:52You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:07You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:09Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad...
01:10:30What is this, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:37Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:46But because she wants to.
01:10:52Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:55And void.
01:11:02Amelia.
01:11:04Where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:32You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:06Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:10Worth a try.
01:12:35And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:37Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:44Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:56I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:04I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:12And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:57And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:08I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:31Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:36I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy.
01:14:41You know, given my sister.
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:45Me too.
01:14:47Woo!
01:14:48Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:14:49Wow.
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:54Cheers and love is a tragedy.
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