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00:00Pensione, please.

00:01Don't forget to post the pension.

00:03Pension is on the way.

00:05No, I'm sorry.

00:06No, I'm sorry.

00:08I'm sorry.

00:10Oh!

00:12Oh!

00:13Oh!

00:14Oh!

00:15Oh!

00:16Oh!

00:17Oh!

00:18Oh!

00:19Oh!

00:20Oh!

00:21Oh!

00:22Oh!

00:23Oh!

00:24Oh!

00:25Oh!

00:26Oh!

00:27Oh!

00:28Oh!

00:29Idiot.

00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?

00:38Do you like him?

00:40Hmm?

00:43What the hell is this?

00:46Honey, I don't know how...

00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?

00:50I'm talking to the hotel.

00:51Hey, you!

00:52Wait!

00:53Hey, you!

00:54Wait!

00:55Hey, you!

00:56Wait!

00:57Will you give us a ride to the hotel?

00:59No.

01:00No.

01:01No, senor.

01:02I'm in Harry.

01:03We're Americans.

01:04We pay well.

01:05Get my wallet.

01:06You have it.

01:07You have it.

01:08Ciao!

01:09Damn it!

01:10The wallet's gone.

01:11We are broke now.

01:12Happy!

01:13What are you looking at, huh?

01:14Other guy?

01:15Undoing your dress?

01:16Where you did let me lead?

01:17This is yours.

01:18I'm in Harry.

01:19I'm in Harry.

01:20We're Americans.

01:21We pay well.

01:22Get my wallet.

01:23You have it.

01:24Ciao!

01:25Ciao!

01:27Damn it!

01:28The wallet's gone.

01:29We are broke now.

01:30Happy!

01:31What are you looking at, huh?

01:32Other guy?

01:33Undoing your dress?

01:34Where you did let me lead.

01:35This is your fault.

01:36Signore!

01:37You dropped this!

01:39Thanks.

01:40So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?

01:43Uh, yeah.

01:44Signore, you dropped this.

01:56Thanks.

01:57So you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?

02:00Uh, yeah.

02:01Put the suitcase in.

02:03Bye-bye.

02:06Prego.

02:10Amoni?

02:14Wait.

02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?

02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.

02:32What the hell is this?

02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?

02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?

02:42Me?

02:43You just kidnapped me!

02:49Well then, go back to that stupido.

02:51God knows I wanted to help you.

02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?

02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.

03:01You can't see past your own noses.

03:03I'm sorry.

03:04I'm sorry.

03:05I'm sorry.

03:06I just thought you were a thief.

03:08Well, actually I am.

03:12So, what's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?

03:17You're just a damn thief.

03:18I'm not just a thief.

03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sisu.

03:22Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-

03:27You see?

03:29Face of yours?

03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?

03:33Where are you going, Bella?

03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.

03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?

03:40I'm just taking my things.

03:41Please, Bella, wake up.

03:43I beg you, pray.

03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.

03:47He's a scoundrel.

03:48He's a jerk.

03:49He's a thronesome.

03:55Winter things?

03:57In summer.

03:58In Sicily.

04:02Madonna.

04:06You were planning the escape yourself.

04:13It's none of your business.

04:17Maybe I am a thief.

04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.

04:23I didn't ask for your help.

04:27Caruso.

04:28Gotcha this time.

04:29No.

04:30Stealing from tourists again?

04:31No, no, no, commissario.

04:32I didn't rob anyone.

04:33We're just she and I, she...

04:36and I, she...

04:38She's my fiancé.

04:39What?

04:43Hey.

04:51Hey, you see?

04:53Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.

04:56I've known you since you were a child.

04:58Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth.

05:00Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?

05:02No.

05:03I respect you, senor.

05:04I respect you.

05:05I didn't lie.

05:06But I love her.

05:07Guarda, I love her.

05:08She's my life.

05:09She's the love of my life.

05:10She's my only hope in this terrible world.

05:12Bastard.

05:13Senora, just say the world and he'll be in jail.

05:16No.

05:17And I'll take you straight to the airport.

05:19No.

05:20No.

05:21That's true.

05:22Yeah.

05:23I'm his fiancé.

05:24Bravo.

05:25Bravo.

05:26I sent it.

05:27I sent it.

05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?

05:30Oh, no.

05:31That's rude.

05:32Senora Caruso, that's rude.

05:33You're Cecilia.

05:34I'm Cecilia.

05:35She...

05:36Allora.

05:37So when's the way?

05:38It's tomorrow.

05:39Oh.

05:40Then I will come to celebration.

05:45But...

05:46Beware.

05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.

05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.

05:55Yeah.

05:56At our family tavern.

05:59At the money.

06:01I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?

06:13Tranquilla.

06:14Tranquilla.

06:15Bella.

06:16You're a tourist.

06:17They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.

06:20Now you see Cecilia.

06:21Hey, listen.

06:22You don't want to go back to your husband.

06:25I don't want to go back to the jail.

06:27So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.

06:41Bravo.

06:42What's wrong with you?

06:44Once.

06:45Just once.

06:46Even after the prayer we kissed three times.

06:57What godforsaken place is this?

06:59What?

07:00This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?

07:02What's wrong with you?

07:03What's wrong with you?

07:04What's wrong with you?

07:05What's wrong with you?

07:06What's wrong with you?

07:07What's wrong with you?

07:08Francesco.

07:09Francesco, ciao, fratello.

07:10Uh...

07:11Adesso...

07:13Meet my bride.

07:14Hi.

07:18Americano.

07:19Oh, Francesco, si.

07:20100% Americano.

07:23Mateo.

07:24You drive me insane.

07:26Cosa?

07:27You disappear for weeks.

07:29You steal!

07:32And now today you bring this Americana.

07:34You call Bride into our family tavena.

07:37Ora, non parliamo italiano.

07:38We speak inglese for the Americano.

07:40Ma, fratello!

07:41Fratello!

07:42Ma basta.

07:43Fratello, she's family right now.

07:45How could you?

07:46We have enough.

07:47We just two.

07:49This is our family cafe.

07:50I'm the only one working here.

07:52What do you love doing?

07:53God, no.

07:54What?

07:55What is in your head, fratello?

07:56Ma sai, no lanzare la voce con me così, huh?

07:58Hey!

07:59You know, the echo here is too loud,

08:00because this tavern is always empty.

08:02Da!

08:03Massa!

08:05Sick of these.

08:07I'm so sick of these.

08:09Maybe if you actually have been one of me on a verge of bankruptcy.

08:16Work here yourself.

08:18And for your damn wedding.

08:21So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe.

08:36You're doing great.

08:38This is not just a cafe.

08:41That's my father's life.

08:44My mother's.

08:45My brother's and mine.

08:47Oh.

08:48And I steal just to cover the depths.

08:50Because that's the only way I can save this place.

08:53You know what?

08:54My brother's right.

08:55You know what?

08:56My brother's right.

08:57You're Americana.

08:58You'll never understand.

08:59Yeah, I, uh...

09:00There was something familiar in this boy.

09:03Boy, come see!

09:04Oh, yes.

09:05Shattered dreams of a happy family, where you're valued and loved.

09:10Oh, yes.

09:11Shattered dreams of a happy family, where you're valued and loved.

09:14You know what?

09:15My brother's right.

09:16You're Americana.

09:17You'll never understand.

09:18Yeah, I, uh...

09:19There was something familiar in this boy.

09:20Boy, come see!

09:21Oh, yes.

09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family, where you're valued and loved.

09:28Are these your parents?

09:52Stay out of this.

09:53Yes.

09:54All mine, Papa.

10:00There was always a sea of people here.

10:17A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.

10:21But after they died, it's a lens.

10:26They always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive.

10:31There will be new life, new weddings, new people.

10:36But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.

10:42We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.

10:53I know what it's like to live one life while drinking of another.

10:57Managia.

10:58Hm?

10:59The friend...

11:00To be able to escape.

11:02No!

11:04You are a lady.

11:05Oh, no?

11:06Oh, no!

11:07Oh, no!

11:08Oh, no!

11:09Oh, no!

11:10Oh, no!

11:11Oh, no!

11:12Oh, no!

11:14Oh, no!

11:15Oh, no!

11:16Oh, no!

11:17Oh!

11:18Oh, no!

11:19Oh, no!

11:20Oh, no!

11:21Oh, no!

11:22Oh!

11:23Oh, no!

11:25And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying

11:36to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.

11:55Maybe prego, maybe order something else, anything at all.

12:06Mom, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.

12:13At the gates you will see the same sign, closed, mark my words.

12:20But, no, no, no, no, it couldn't be.

12:47Hey!

12:50Arancini?

12:51No, no, no, no, no, caponade.

12:54Pasta a la norma.

12:56Oh, come here!

12:58Hey, hey, hey.

12:59I'm not done yet.

13:01Don't jinx it.

13:08But how?

13:09Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.

13:11It was all in there.

13:13But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.

13:18Tavern ever worked.

13:20The tavern emptied because of it.

13:23Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your

13:29future wives.

13:30Only women could understand them.

13:35No.

13:38Not a woman.

13:41An Angelo.

13:42Sent from the heaven.

13:45Hey.

13:47You want me to steal something for you, huh?

13:50Maybe the Venice?

13:52Can you stop kissing me for every five minutes?

14:06Of course.

14:10Santa Maria.

14:12Madonna Santa.

14:13The real customers.

14:15Damn internet.

14:16Damn Italy.

14:17Where is the police station?

14:18Damn Italy.

14:19Oh.

14:20Hey, you.

14:21I've been robbed.

14:22Do something.

14:23Right now.

14:24This is Sicily, my friend.

14:25If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.

14:30And I don't want that.

14:31So I'm going to go.

14:32I'm going to go.

14:33I'm going to go.

14:34I'm going to go.

14:35I'm going to go.

14:36I'm going to go.

14:37I'm going to go.

14:38I'm going to go.

14:39I'm going to go.

14:40I'm going to go.

14:41I'm going to go.

14:42I'm going to go.

14:43I'm going to go.

14:44I'm going to go.

14:45I'm going to go.

14:46It's not just the wallet.

14:49My wife missing too.

14:50Oh, wife missing with the wallet.

14:53Look near Prada and Gucci.

15:01Case closed.

15:03That's it?

15:05If they don't show up in three days then come back.

15:07In the meantime, send her photo to the station.

15:08Show up in three days, then come back.

15:10In the meantime, send her photo to the station.

15:13Ciao, Americano.

15:17Hey, you, you.

15:19You're a local, right?

15:21I need the car.

15:23I find my wife.

15:25I will pay you.

15:29If you find her.

15:32My wife.

15:38All right, Mateo.

15:46Francesco.

15:49As if wallets weren't enough.

15:51You're stealing wives now to...

15:53Basta, basta.

15:53Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.

15:55I didn't steal her.

15:56I love her.

15:57Do you hear yourself, Mateo?

15:59We'll be in deep trouble because of you.

16:02But she saved our tower.

16:05But what?

16:06Let's go.

16:07Let's go.

16:08I melted into that place.

16:24Into the walls.

16:32The people.

16:35The smell of food.

16:37And the words.

16:37There was so much love and family worm.

16:45Everything I ever dreamed of.

16:48And I melted into his eyes.

16:53Irrevocably.

16:55Incompletely.

16:56It's so nice you showed up here.

17:11This food is lucky to have you.

17:13Just like as we all are.

17:15That's yes.

17:16I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.

17:19A domani.

17:20Ciao.

17:21Ciao.

17:22Ciao.

17:23That is...

17:24Mom.

17:28Grazie.

17:29Grazie, Mom!

17:31Oh...

17:31Looks like our parents sent you from there, but you were an Angelo.

17:52Well, this all needs, you know?

17:57Si, but you know you're in Italy, and nobody's in her here.

18:04You know you're in Italy, and you know you're in Italy.

18:13He stole me just to give me my dream, and I was afraid to close my eyes.

18:33Afraid to breathe. To move.

18:43To move.

18:47Because I knew this dream had to end.

18:50Tomorrow.

18:51Because I knew the stream had to end tomorrow.

19:14All right, everyone.

19:17But what is it?

19:18Hello, American.

19:20Hi.

19:20Why are you in distress?

19:24Oh, this address will do.

19:26Bellissimo, Francesco.

19:29Bellissimo.

19:30Yes, signora Giordana.

19:32This is our mother.

19:35We kept it in our family home.

19:39For you.

19:40Because you are a family now.

19:44Yes, yes, yes.

19:46Yes.

19:46All right, we'll see you next time.

19:51All right.

19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family.

20:04But I couldn't.

20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.

20:12Hey, hey, wait.

20:23You promised to help me.

20:25I sent you my wife photo and you didn't even reply.

20:28Oh, strange.

20:29I never received anything.

20:31Wait.

20:33Are you going to help me or not?

20:37You see, Sicilian policy always helped those in me.

20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.

20:45Excuse me.

20:46You've got to be kidding me.

20:54But.

20:56Ciao tutti.

20:57And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.

21:20Good day.

21:21I stood there looking into his eyes.

21:27And I realized that for the first time in my life, I had met the one who made me happy.

21:34Forgive me.

21:35I'm so clumsy today, Miss Cousy.

21:39His first hug.

21:44His first touch.

21:46She's my fiance.

21:48What?

21:49His first kiss.

21:51The way he looked at me.

21:56His tenderness.

22:00And what happened between us that night.

22:08I dreamed of being with him.

22:16But I couldn't.

22:18I only had one thing to say.

22:20I can't.

22:21I'm sorry.

22:24I...

22:25I can't become part of your big family.

22:29Because family isn't to be deceived and I...

22:32I deceive you all.

22:37I'm married.

22:40It's all fake and...

22:42Mateo only helped me to escape my husband.

22:46So you lied to me after all?

22:48No, no, no.

22:49No, no.

22:50He did it for me.

22:51I asked him to.

22:53This fake wedding was my decision.

22:55And if anyone deserves a punishment this week.

22:59Because I'm the one with a husband.

23:01And here he is.

23:02And here he is.

23:05Hmm?

23:06Darling.

23:08It's all right.

23:10Hmm?

23:10Come with me.

23:12And we...

23:13Leave this country.

23:15Dammit.

23:15Town.

23:17Right now.

23:17Okay?

23:18Okay?

23:18Forgive me if we're lying to you.

23:25Sorry.

23:31Hey, wait.

23:34What if it's...

23:36Not a lie?

23:37Maybe you're not here by an extent.

23:41Maybe someone above...

23:43Brought us together here.

23:45Kara, listen.

23:46Only you could...

23:48Bring life back to this place.

23:50And change me.

23:52What?

23:52What did you say?

23:53All the above?

23:55She's married.

23:56She's married.

23:57Christ's sake.

23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.

24:01I don't care who you are to him.

24:03But right now you're here.

24:05Incessible.

24:06Among three seas.

24:07Among my family and...

24:08And my tavern.

24:10And I want all this to be yours.

24:14Hear me.

24:16I am yours.

24:18And I want you to be my angel.

24:20I'm not there.

24:21Hey!

24:22Are you invisible?

24:23Huh?

24:24You a cop!

24:25Do something!

24:26Faster!

24:27If they say their...

24:29Vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses, then you legal marriage is nothing!

24:39My child, have you been married in church?

24:43No.

24:43We were about to, so then, it's up to you.

24:52Let me be a husband.

24:55Yes.

24:57I said yes.

24:57Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.

25:09It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.

25:15Remember that.

25:16I'm Kira, and this is my Italian love story.

25:24Oh yeah.

25:24Three days ago.

25:25...

25:26...

25:27I'm

25:28I'm

25:29I'm

25:30I'm

25:31Sorry.

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