Big Brother (2023) Season 3 Episode 34

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00:00housemates it's time to nominate my first nomination is Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam

00:12Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy the housemates facing the next eviction are Sam and Nancy

00:25I'm absolutely done with all of the fake bits in this house happy fireworks night housemates

00:40before we light the fuse big brother has some news

00:47Sam and Nancy one of you is about to go out with a bang

01:17day 38 9 50 a.m. today it's Tasia's birthday

01:41I wonder what the

02:09what it is that makes people want to stay up until well well well into the night and then sleep

02:18well well well into the day why not just rotate it so that it just fits everything better yeah I

02:25don't know I don't know because it's always been like this I think it might be something to do with

02:30the fact that for most in most cases that they they have only recently become an adult officially

02:35yeah so suddenly that they're not you know tied to what mum and dad say anymore they can do what

02:40they like now and it perhaps it feels very grown up to to um you know rampage around like that I

02:46I want to name my nunny you should would you call her it's already named though it's called nunny

02:52yeah you want to give it like a proper name yeah I want to give her a proper name Beatrice

02:56Naomi I like Naomi Naomi's girl Naomi the nunny yeah my nunny's called Naomi I'm trying to think what I should call mine

03:07Harry biker Loch Ness monster gorilla I'm sure thank the day no I just feel like I need to contribute to the house no it's a nice

03:25quite nice one to do in it yeah exactly just throw it all in some patterns that it always tastes better than

03:31you thank you very much big brother has called tears you to the diary room happy birthday Tasia thanks

03:40how does it feel to be 19 I feel old apparently my best years are behind me so yeah I don't want to

03:50grow up I just want to be young forever and when I was younger I used to want to be older because I

03:55wanted to go party and just do adult things but now that I'm an adult I'm like why did I want to be an

04:00adult like I don't like paying rent I don't like paying for my phone bill I don't like having to

04:06learn to drive because I'm supposed to be driving apparently I don't like working I don't like being

04:11adult I'd rather just go back to school times to be honest like my life was stress-free I just used

04:17to sell sweets and you know that was enough for me Tasia if big brother was to buy you a birthday present

04:23what would you like um a hundred thousand pounds with a week and a half to go does that type of money

04:31feel a bit closer now yeah I guess like I've got a chance at it um everyone does but there's a lot

04:40of strong characters in here and I'd be happy for most people bar one having the money

04:45actually no I'd even be happy for Caroline to get it but I still don't trust her and my mum's not

04:54stupid she's not said that for no reason but I didn't want to like think about all that like beef

04:59and it's just boring I'm just gonna have a good birthday hey Tase take whatever scrambled egg you

05:16want okay oh it smells lovely calm oh this egg looks lovely calm cook breakfast it's like the best

05:24birthday ever 11 45 am Jenny Cameron and Emily are in the living area I'm not really good at getting

05:40over the fence and stuff you just look at me um till I got halfway over and when I got onto the top

05:47when I was sort of balancing I just fell on it on the barbed wire all right and then it sort of

05:56was it really bleeding yeah there's a lot of blood when I was in like year six I was scooting

06:00scootering to school yeah it fell off and it was and um fell and hit my knee it was just like scarred

06:06so badly that it turned into a keloid it's gone down loads now but you must be wild prone team yeah I

06:12am because imagine this was what is that it was literally just a little pimple so I just squeezed

06:18the pimple on my chest and then like three weeks later it just starts turning into this so I'm like

06:24what on earth is going on like thinking that I've got like you know some tumor or something anyway I

06:29asked my dad obviously because he's doctor and he was like no no that's just like a keloid it doesn't

06:34bother me that much what do you mean by keloid it's just like a type of scar where your body overreacts to

06:39something you can get it removed but there's always a risk it could get worse and you can get

06:43it injected but it's also painful and to be honest it just doesn't bother me that much yeah someone said

06:48my own keloid looks like a disheveled quaver Nancy's cleaning up in the bathroom I'm gonna bend the

06:57coffee in there well the one that's fucking barking maybe that one yeah that is disgusting that is

07:06disgusting why they're so long oh what nah what mold yeah I wonder where that was found under your

07:29dressing room table yeah yeah it's no surprise really it's getting actually disgusting in this

07:35house well then ferrets whose tea's at the end of the room and yours what that is mine to be fair

07:47and what about the coffee that's mine as well oh my god what come here oh what is it oh that is a big

08:04daddy that is a big daddy oh my god morning big brother morning Caroline I've just seen the biggest

08:33bloody spider I've ever seen. Ever. Anyway. Caroline, what's the mood like in the house

08:41this morning? Absolutely fine and dandy. Nancy and Sam, I think they're pissed off and I

08:46think they don't know who to talk to because they think everyone's sort of put them up

08:50so they're feeling a bit guarded. They actually can't believe that I wasn't put up. So I'm

08:55sort of like, not being blamed, but why should they be up and not me? That's what they're

09:00sort of thinking. They sort of said that I'm probably the worst out of the two of them

09:05for rubbing people up the wrong way. I thought I was up. So I, you know like that, you know

09:11when you survive something you get that guilt, survivor's guilt whether it's good. I've got

09:17that at the moment. I'm trying to be funny and be myself and then I think well they must

09:22be feeling down so you don't want to be too like this. It's a hard position to be in.

09:3012.41 p.m. Elsa has a present for Teersia. I want to open it. Oh my god it's got a hat.

09:46Yeah it's got a little hat. No. It's a little birthday hat. No that is so frigging cute.

09:51Oh. Yeah isn't it so good? Veefee the ferret, that's what I'm gonna call her. It's so cute.

09:57Did you ever expect for your 90th birthday you'd be getting a knitted ferret? No. Jenny has

10:04come to the diary room. Hello Jenny. Hello back brawler. Jenny how are you? Just looking around me and

10:16I'm like, keep me home. I just can't understand people in here. Sam and Nancy and Caroline like

10:27don't like them anymore. It's just the bitchiness. I do think Caroline's like a good person but then

10:35she does things and says things that you're just like, no I can't defend you. It just makes you feel lonely.

10:43Sam, Nancy and Caroline are talking about Jenny. She is so used to like everyone just agreeing,

11:03agreeing, agreeing, agreeing. But she had to face the truth that basically she did get caught

11:09doing the exact same thing that I was doing. We did. Yeah you confronted her about it and she was ready to

11:15kind of still confront you but then as soon as I joined in she was like okay again when it's the

11:19majority that she will follow the majority so it felt like she couldn't. Because she thinks she can

11:23push it with me because I've always been so nice. Yeah. Because she's so loud. She can talk over

11:27anybody. Doesn't mean she's talking facts or anything accurate at all. She's just louder. But that's the thing like

11:32the trust is broken. Like I was never there to begin with with me at least. Yeah. But that doesn't

11:38mean that like I don't know I won't speak to her or anything. Like if she's there like I will speak to her.

11:43Like it's fine because I know how it feels. Yeah. I've waved it. Not even a good wave. No literally.

11:50She don't like me anymore. She doesn't because Caroline you're not the people's favourite and she

11:54wants to be the people's favourite. I just went like that and it was just a... But she's sorry she's fake.

12:01When she smiled last night, who do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? I was really...

12:05That took me back. I was like I know exactly who I am, bitch.

12:182.27pm. Legendary. Big Brother has gathered the housemate at the sofas.

12:35How wonderful. Well, hopefully it's wonderful. I don't know.

12:39This is Big Brother. Happy fireworks night, housemates.

12:44Woo-hoo!

12:46To celebrate, Big Brother is giving you the chance to win a firework party later this evening.

12:54Oh!

12:54To earn it, you must play spin the firework and answer a set of explosive questions.

13:02Oh!

13:06Okay, let's just be honest and like we can have a good party tonight, okay?

13:09Come on, guys. Be evil as you can be.

13:18Caroline, what a start.

13:19Sorry, this is very easy. Who is the dullest spark? I'm going to have to say you, Richard.

13:31I knew you were going to do that. But there's only one reason for it.

13:34Is you won't play in Truth or Dare. You run like a baby into the bedroom.

13:38That's right. What I also didn't do, I didn't play, I didn't drink to excess.

13:42I didn't scream and yell well into the night. And I didn't join in with all your sordid party games.

13:47You're right, I'm the dullest one.

13:48I agree!

13:50That was a good spell.

13:53Oh, the proper thing, that one.

13:54That's a good spell.

13:56Ah!

13:56Oh, no!

13:59Better as Caroline.

14:10We'll go out with a bang.

14:12Oh!

14:13We're going to have sex, are we?

14:14Oh!

14:16Finally.

14:17Thank God I'm going to get a bang at last.

14:19I knew there was some tension.

14:20The answer is Caroline, because she's not going to go, oh dear, I'm going, bye then.

14:26There'll be lots of, you know, screaming and yelling and slamming of doors and stamping of feet.

14:30Absolutely right, Richard.

14:38Jenny!

14:41Who has lost their spark?

14:43Me. I've been crying and dying for the past few days, me.

14:46Yeah, you have been down.

14:47So, come on, I want to go home.

14:51Plus, it's like Alcoholics Anonymous.

14:57Caroline again, up you get.

15:00It's probably me again, the answer, isn't it?

15:03Who needs a rocket up their arse?

15:05I'm going to say Cameron.

15:07Oh!

15:08Ooh!

15:08You're a bit sneaky Pete, right?

15:11You don't say anything about anything.

15:14So, I'd like to put a rocket up your arse.

15:16Oh, my God.

15:17Oh, my God.

15:21Nancy.

15:21Yeah, Nancy.

15:22Go on, Nancy Vance.

15:23My favourite, Irie Italian.

15:25Who hasn't the brightest spark?

15:27What's brightest, mate?

15:28Oh!

15:29I'm going to go for Jenny.

15:31I think you should get it.

15:33Yeah.

15:33I don't even know what that meant.

15:41It's Sam.

15:43Who's more smoke than spark?

15:46I'd say Jenny.

15:47I think she probably is more all talk and no trousers.

15:51Bark's less than a bite.

15:52So, yeah.

15:53True.

15:54This is Big Brother.

15:57Congratulations, housemates.

16:00You have successfully completed Spin the Firework

16:04and have won yourself a firework night party tonight.

16:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

16:173 or 6pm.

16:20Jenny, Cameron and Emily are in the kitchen.

16:24Oh, you're not feeling it today, are you?

16:26No, I just don't get it.

16:28Come on, party!

16:31I don't know, I would have just said everyone.

16:34Oh, you don't.

16:35You just feel like that right now.

16:37I honestly think that everyone just needs a group, you know, chat.

16:42No, I think the group party will do the good.

16:43Yeah.

16:44Group good.

16:45I know, I can't wait for the fireworks.

16:47Do you think that?

16:47What's the matter with you, anyway?

16:49Just on one, Caroline.

16:50Missing hair.

16:51I know, but you don't call me Carol anymore.

16:52I know, I'm on one.

16:53I just hate everyone.

16:55I don't want to go home.

16:56It's not just me you hate them?

16:57No.

16:58Oh, good.

16:59It's not you.

17:00Just everybody's doing me hair.

17:02Because you used to go Carol, Carol.

17:03No, because everybody's just doing me hair and that,

17:05and I'm just, like, fucked off with, you know what I mean?

17:07Get to a certain place where you think everything gets on your nerves.

17:11Do you know what I mean?

17:12I know.

17:12We've done nearly six weeks together.

17:15I know.

17:16Yeah.

17:16Little tiny things can make you feel fucking terrible.

17:20I know.

17:20Don't ruin your time here, though.

17:21It's all right.

17:22No, I know what I'm like, but it's just...

17:25You've got to go through it.

17:26I mean, the other day I was exactly like that, weren't I?

17:30I snapped out of it.

17:31And you'll see your mum in 10 days.

17:33You know what I mean?

17:34I know.

17:36And you've had a video call.

17:38I don't even know if mine are alive.

17:40But when you're down, you're down.

17:43You can't do fuck all about it.

17:44It is hard.

17:47Sam and Nancy are in the bedroom speculating about evictions.

17:52The idea of back door tonight...

17:54I can feel it.

17:56I can actually sense it.

17:57I can see it.

17:58I didn't see it, but now I can.

17:59I can see it.

18:01But I don't think for us, you know.

18:02Do you think?

18:03Do you think we're Friday?

18:04Because nomination, I'm saying Friday.

18:07I would say it's that too.

18:09Further, we don't even know if they're voting out there.

18:10There's no time.

18:11Oh, true, there's no time.

18:12It's not us.

18:13It's not us.

18:14That's why I'm like, it's not us.

18:15There's no time.

18:16Yeah, there's no time.

18:16It's not us.

18:17If it is back door, it's not us tonight.

18:19Yeah, that's true.

18:22Oh, God.

18:22Would it go anywhere tonight?

18:24Mm-mm.

18:25OK, shit, we're fine.

18:26Mm-hmm.

18:27Yeah, there's no way.

18:354.37pm.

18:38Marcus is tidying up.

18:40What's sake?

18:51I'm just going like currency, but like cutesy.

18:53Basically, what I wore in honey.

18:55You are?

18:57What I wore whenever I got in honey.

19:01Fucking don't.

19:03Elsa has brought Fifi to the diary room.

19:09Hello, Fifi.

19:11You OK?

19:13How are you feeling today?

19:14I'm really good and I'm having so much fun.

19:18Fifi, what's it like being dragged around by Elsa all day?

19:23I like it because it means I get to come everywhere and hear everyone's fun conversations.

19:30But Elsa has been very bad today because it's her best friend's birthday and she's just being sleepy.

19:39She needs to wake up and bake her a cake and have so much fun and be her quirky fun self.

19:46But I like her because I think she's nice and she made me.

19:51Thank you, Fifi.

19:52What have you done?

20:03Nothing.

20:04Nothing.

20:05What did you do?

20:06Nothing.

20:06I saw you do something.

20:07No, I was just doing a nice thing.

20:09What is it worth for me not to tell him that you just put something under there?

20:14I'll be nice to you.

20:15Will you?

20:16I won't burn you in my sparkler.

20:19How about that?

20:20Will you promise to never say another insulting thing to me for the entire duration of your time?

20:28No, I can't.

20:29OK, well in that case it's no deal.

20:30No!

20:31When he comes in.

20:32OK, I promise.

20:33Oh, thank you.

20:34You can insult me now as much as you like.

20:36I can't give it back to you.

20:37If I were to insult you, I would do it so discreetly, you'd never know anything had happened.

20:41Oh, you think I'm not that clever, do you?

20:44Sorry, I didn't understand what you just said.

20:45Well, see.

20:47In the kitchen, Marcus is not happy.

20:51Scruffy the powers.

20:52Why?

20:52Me?

20:53I'm not.

20:53Cops next to the bed.

20:55I took my staff away from your bed, actually.

20:57You didn't?

20:58Yeah, I did.

20:58I took my cup and my cans are go.

21:00I left a bowl there, sorry.

21:05Oh, they just spawning in them.

21:07Oh, they would have been moved.

21:09Oh, it's not funny.

21:14Scruffy as fuck.

21:17Move.

21:18What are you doing?

21:19Washing your bowl there.

21:23Look, Marcus is doing our washing up.

21:25Marcus, thank you.

21:26Oh, I can't wait.

21:27Elsa, shut the fuck up.

21:28No, I'm being serious, thank you.

21:30Why are you being sarcastic for?

21:31No, I'm not.

21:31Move, go away.

21:32Why are you being sarcastic?

21:33I'm not, I'm actually going thank you.

21:36Thank you, Marcus.

21:39Thank you, Marcus.

21:41You're welcome, Jenny.

21:42Why are you not saying...

21:43Did you mean sarcastic?

21:44I'm not!

21:47I'm actually not.

21:48All right, whatever.

21:49Let's go.

21:575 or 3pm.

22:00In the bedroom, Jenny is pranking Marcus.

22:08Arm raids bitten so well.

22:11Elsa is making Tasia a birthday cake.

22:19He's getting a bowl as well.

22:35Oh, my God, Jenny!

22:37Oh, not a bowl.

22:38Oh, he's going to go off his head.

22:40Oh, my God, and there's tea all spelt round his bed.

22:44Who done that?

22:45Oh, he's going to go off his head.

22:47Was that me done that?

22:48Yeah, that was you.

22:49One of the cups of, like, liquid.

22:51No, Jenny, you're dead.

22:54Elsa.

22:57She didn't wash a bowl and then made sarcastic comments

23:00about me washing her bowl, so that annoyed me a little bit.

23:04But this morning, obviously, she had a couple of bowls

23:07and, like, cups of tea next to the bed, cans of Coke.

23:11And I said to her this morning, like, come on, let's get that sorted.

23:15Like, there's loads of stuff round the bed.

23:16Like, what's going on?

23:18She's like, yeah, yeah, we'll get it sorted.

23:21And then I went back and there's just more bowls.

23:26Even the most minor things, when they grate on you,

23:29when they begin to grate on you,

23:30and they would never really affect you on the outside,

23:33you'd be surprised at how much they can when you're in here.

23:36I'm sorry.

23:38I'm sorry.

23:39Jenny, was that you?

23:41Is that why he's pissed off?

23:42No.

23:42Because he's taken out on me, Jenny.

23:44It's not.

23:45It's actually...

23:46I've just done that three seconds ago.

23:48Look at all of this.

23:48No wonder he's pissed off.

23:50He's probably thinking that's me.

23:51Have you girls done that on purpose?

23:52No, I haven't done it, I swear.

23:54Who's done that?

23:55He doesn't funk at you.

23:56I was expecting him to come back on and then go mental,

24:01and then I was going to clean it up.

24:03Girls, do you want me to fall out with him or something?

24:05This was before he left.

24:06This was before he left.

24:08He was going mad about the cups when he left.

24:11I was like, right, fuck it, I'm going to put loads of cups

24:13over in his bed.

24:14And then one spout.

24:16I can take accountability for a bowl or cup I've left, yeah.

24:19I said that.

24:20I was like, girls, we've got to get better.

24:21I was like, come on.

24:22I wasn't being sarcastic.

24:24I was trying to lift in the mood,

24:25because I could tell he was in a mood.

24:27So I was like, girls, come on.

24:28We need to be better, because we do.

24:29Look at the fucking make-up table.

24:30We do need to be better.

24:32Yeah.

24:42Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

24:46drifting through the wind wanting to start again?

24:506.18pm.

24:52The housemates are getting ready for tonight's fireworks party.

24:58Alan Carr.

25:00Welcome back to Chatty Man.

25:03Do you ever feel...

25:07Caroline, we're rubbing mint tree on our balls at the same time.

25:10Are you looking into each other's eyes?

25:12Woo-hoo!

25:14Well, I love it. I'm putting on gold, though,

25:15because it's that much, you know?

25:16I like being able to do that.

25:17I look like a Tory mum.

25:20Just on the night,

25:23like the 5th of July,

25:27baby!

25:28Oh, my God!

25:30Oh, my God!

25:32Oh, my God!

25:34Oh, my God!

25:36Oh, my God!

25:38You're gonna leave a holiday.

25:40Oh, my God!

25:42Oh, my God!

25:44Oh, my God!

25:45Oh, my God!

25:46Oh, my God!

25:47Oh, my God!

25:48Thank you, big brother, this is just beautiful.

25:54Isn't it fantastic, this?

25:55It's gorgeous.

25:56Have you brought your mood back?

25:58Yeah?

25:59Yeah.

26:00Good.

26:01Don't like you like this, it's horrible.

26:02I know.

26:03I thought I'd done something terribly wrong.

26:04It wasn't you, it was just, like, the whole thing.

26:07I just was like, I don't like it.

26:09Do you know what I mean?

26:10I was like, I don't know, I'm just not used to people being a bitchy in my life.

26:14Do you know what I mean?

26:15Are you going to talk to them or just...?

26:16I don't care.

26:17Well, there you go.

26:18Do you know what I mean?

26:19Just leave it, then.

26:20It's not worth a drama, it's been 10 days left,

26:22and I was just like, oh, my God!

26:24Oh, my God!

26:2610 days left, and I was just like, it's not worth it, do you know what I mean?

26:30It's me thinking that you've gone, oh, I don't want to know her anymore.

26:33No, I was going to be.

26:33You've never seen Carol anymore!

26:35No, I just personally feel like...

26:37Well, they think, they feel they've been persecuted.

26:40Well, they have.

26:41Oh, fucking hell.

26:43Honestly, the thing is, I'm a rock in the hard place.

26:46I know.

26:47Do you know what I mean?

26:48It's one of me, everyone's type where it's like, I don't care anymore, do you know what I mean?

26:52Well, that's the best way to be.

26:53Yeah.

26:54Well, now we know what it is, go and fucking enjoy these last days.

26:57I know.

26:58Forget about that, you can move on without it, just, you don't have to sit and talk to anyone,

27:02you don't want to.

27:02No, no, that's what I mean.

27:03Have a giggle with who you want and just enjoy it, don't let this ruin, yeah?

27:08I'll be around now.

27:09You will.

27:09To my Tasia, my baby gal, and my ferret number two, happy birthday.

27:19And I hope you've had an amazing day and one to remember.

27:22And I just want to say, I'm so grateful you've come into my life.

27:26And I can't wait to share more memories of you.

27:29Aw.

27:29And I'm just so grateful to have a friend like you and I adore you so much and I love you.

27:36Aw, that's so cute.

27:37Happy birthday, baby.

27:39Aw.

27:39Happy birthday to you guys.

27:40Aw, thank you.

27:41Aw.

27:477.52 p.m. Elsa and Tasia are talking about their perfect wedding.

27:54Because I've always wanted to do a Vegas wedding, but just me and my husband.

27:57So just do a big like traditional wedding over here, but for the actual like marriage,

28:02like actually us getting married, it would be in Vegas and it would just be like,

28:05we'd just be there for like a week or whatever and just like living it up.

28:08And like a proper like, like a tight, like a sexy dress for the Vegas wedding,

28:12but then for the traditional wedding, a proper princess dress.

28:15Well, we both said we want a proper big like gypsy.

28:18Like big fat gypsy wedding dress.

28:20I said that to Marcus, because he said to me in bed,

28:23I think it was either last night or the night before,

28:25he goes, all I keep picturing is you in a white wedding dress.

28:28Aw.

28:30You would look so slim as well.

28:31Oh my gosh, Tasia, what the fuck?

28:33I hope you guys get married, it would be so cute.

28:35I think they will.

28:37Do you think he's like the one?

28:38Yeah.

28:39Yeah.

28:40I've always wanted to do this and get as far as I could,

28:42and now I'm just like, it's so hard.

28:44And then like the people here, like I, but they're not your people.

28:48They're not your people.

28:49That's what I've realised in the past couple of days is like,

28:51I was taking things so personally, and then being like,

28:53these aren't my friends.

28:54Like at home, like this is not what I need to be bothered about.

28:56Exactly.

28:57Like not in a rude way towards you.

28:59It's just like, I don't care.

29:00No, go for it.

29:01I feel the same way, but different.

29:02Do you get what I mean?

29:02Because what you said, like you have to realise that these aren't your people.

29:06That's the thing.

29:06Do you know what I mean?

29:07I was there like, why am I even bothered about it?

29:08Why should I be bothered about you saying things?

29:10Exactly.

29:10I don't know these people either.

29:11Do you know what I mean?

29:12That's what I was thinking.

29:12I was like, why is everyone taking it so this way when these aren't my people?

29:15I was like, it's not my.

29:16All right.

29:17And that's what I've realised today.

29:18Yeah, nice.

29:19I'm glad you feel the same way actually.

29:20You're literally from England.

29:22I'm from Northern Ireland.

29:24Yeah.

29:24It does not matter.

29:25You can be further away.

29:26Do you know what I mean?

29:27And it's not.

29:28It's like, we don't have to agree on stuff.

29:29Do you know what I mean?

29:30At all.

29:31And that's what I just realised.

29:32That's why I've just been like me.

29:33Because I was actually going to walk out.

29:35I was like, I'm going home.

29:369.20pm.

29:47The housemates have been enjoying their fireworks party for one hour and 28 minutes.

30:06The housemates have been enjoying their fireworks party for one hour and 28 minutes.

30:21The housemates have been enjoying their fireworks party for one hour and 29 minutes.

30:27I thought we were gone first up here for another couple of days.

30:36Richard, how are things in the house with your housemates?

30:45They're all right, I have to say.

30:46Even my relationship with Caroline seems to be thawing a little.

30:52I don't know quite why, because as far as I'm aware, I'm just the same as I always was.

30:56But yes, she seems to be much more approachable, much nicer.

30:59She still, you know, throws out the barbed comments.

31:02But there's just a, I detect a change in the tone.

31:07Richard, do you feel like your age has given you an edge in the Big Brother house?

31:12No, it is a disadvantage when it comes to things like, well, music at parties.

31:18And things like, there's a huge amount of vocabulary that the youngsters use.

31:23I don't know what it means.

31:24Before I came in here, I always thought the word sick meant ill.

31:30If you're ill, you're sick.

31:32But now, apparently, if something is sick, it's very good.

31:37What was the other one they always say?

31:39They'll say something and then finish it off with, do you know what I mean?

31:42Do you know what I mean?

31:42Yeah, I was coming down there and I had some breakfast.

31:44Do you know what I mean?

31:45I do know what you mean.

31:46I know what breakfast is.

31:47Oh, I've got to go and do my ironing now.

31:49Do you know what I mean?

31:50Yes, I know what ironing is too.

31:51Oh, I need to, I'm going to go and get in the jacuzzi.

31:54Do you know what I mean?

31:55Yes, I know what the jacuzzi is.

31:56And yes, I know what you mean.

31:57So, you know, as well as the individual words,

32:00there are these little phrases that are thrown in left, right and centre.

32:119.50pm.

32:13Caroline is serving up Teja's birthday cake made by Elsa.

32:18Who can eat a whole one of this and not have to have a drink after?

32:25Go on.

32:25Why are you bringing it to me?

32:26Come on.

32:27I've had some of it.

32:28That one's nice.

32:29I think it's delicious.

32:33Just have that bit there.

32:37And then, go on, all of it.

32:39I can't do it.

32:53Nice?

32:56There was pork pies.

32:58I don't like pisto.

32:59You don't like pies?

33:02I love pies.

33:02He ate all the pies, not me.

33:04It must be you.

33:06That I don't fuck on licking.

33:09Who ate all the pies?

33:10You fat bastard.

33:11You fat bastard.

33:12Cancelled.

33:15Just a quick disclaimer.

33:16I wasn't involved in the baking of this cake.

33:18I wasn't sure what fires it was forged in.

33:22Probably Mount Doom from the looks of it.

33:24It's that good that you can chew one square for about 40 minutes.

33:28You just almost don't want to swallow it.

33:30It's like a mix between the dryness of a scone,

33:34the hard exterior of a cookie,

33:37and the internals of stale bread with chocolate chips through it.

33:42But I can see the vision.

33:44It's cute that Elsa tried to make her a cake, though.

33:46Better on the dance floor.

33:49You better not steal the grooves.

33:51DJ, the brother's got their house right down.

33:55Best birthday ever, Big Brother.

33:56Best birthday ever.

33:58Happy birthday.

34:0610.23 PM.

34:10Big Brother's fireworks are about to go off.

34:14Do you think if we press the button, A.J. and Will just come out?

34:16That'd be amazing.

34:19This is Big Brother.

34:22Housemates, it's nearly time for Big Brother's firework display.

34:29But before we light the fuse, Big Brother has some news.

34:36Tonight is not just fireworks night.

34:40It's also eviction night.

34:44It's my birthday.

34:46Finally, some drama.

34:48Happy eviction night is mental.

34:51Sam, Nancy, go to the Snug now to collect your spectacular eviction outfits.

34:58Oh, holy fuck.

35:01Oh, my God, Nancy, just let me go in.

35:04I'm the blue.

35:05I'm the red.

35:06No!

35:07Oh, my God!

35:08Oh, my God!

35:09Oh, my God!

35:11Sorry, this is an iconic way to go, to be honest.

35:13Is it?

35:14No.

35:14No, I don't think so.

35:15Sorry.

35:16Reading the room wrong, sorry.

35:17I think you are, yeah.

35:18Come on, guys.

35:19We love you guys.

35:20Yay!

35:21You even made that look sexy.

35:25Oh, wow.

35:26Holy moly.

35:28Oh, my God.

35:29Are you ready what happens, yeah?

35:30Yeah.

35:31Oh, Caroline is joking.

35:32Shut the fuck up.

35:34It's been the best journey ever.

35:35Do you know what I mean?

35:36We've done it as well.

35:37Oh, my baby.

35:38Oh, my.

35:39This is Big Brother, Sam and Nancy.

35:47Tonight, one of you is about to go out with a bang.

35:52Bang!

35:53I love that.

35:53It's the only way.

35:54But who will it be?

35:57God, they're so cool, aren't they?

35:59If the display matches the colour of your rocket,

36:02your time in the Big Brother house will go up in smoke

36:08and you will be evicted.

36:10Hit the button in three, two, one.

36:3410.34 PM

36:40Sam and Nancy hit the button in three, two, one, launch.

36:57Oh, my God.

37:00Good luck, both of you.

37:01Yeah, we love you both.

37:05I love you so much, Nancy.

37:07I love you more.

37:08I love you more.

37:10I love you.

37:13Is it red?

37:13Red.

37:14Red.

37:14No!

37:15I'm red.

37:16Oh, my God.

37:17Oh, my God.

37:26Oh, poor Sam.

37:27It's OK.

37:28It's OK.

37:29It's OK.

37:30It's OK.

37:31It's OK.

37:32It's OK.

37:33It's OK.

37:33This is Big Brother.

37:35It's OK.

37:36Sam, you have been evicted.

37:40I love you so, so, so much.

37:43Thank you for being your best friend.

37:46I love you so much.

37:48It's OK.

37:49It's OK.

37:51It doesn't matter.

37:52I've got everything on hand.

37:53I'll see you in a week.

37:54Thank you, guys, for everything.

37:56It's been all I've ever dreamed of.

37:57So I've had the best time, even when I'm not going to have.

38:00I actually have the best time.

38:01And I want to change it for the world.

38:02And Nancy, you're my best friend.

38:03And I'm going to win it and bring it home for me.

38:06We'll go Barbados.

38:08Sam, you have been evicted.

38:10Yeah.

38:11You must exit through the garden door immediately.

38:15Guys, please look out to Nancy.

38:17Don't ditch her again like last time, honestly.

38:20Bye, guys.

38:20Love you, guys.

38:24Love you, guys.

38:24Bye.

38:26Ooh.

38:26Bye, time.

38:29Love you.

38:32This is Big Brother.

38:33Fuck off.

38:35Congratulations, Nancy.

38:36You are safe.

38:38Ooh.

38:40Oh, man.

38:43I generally thought this was going to be a wholesome night.

38:45I know.

38:46It's hard.

38:47Yeah, yeah, it's just a shock, isn't it?

38:49Oh, why him?

38:51The way we and you will be on Friday.

38:52I can't breathe.

38:56I'm a baby, man.

38:58You can't say I'm surprised, like, but...

39:00Fuck off.

39:01Mm.

39:02Between the two of them and I'm not.

39:03No.

39:04On a brighter note, we've made the top ten.

39:07Woo!

39:09Woo!

39:11Oh.

39:12Not the right code.

39:13Sound.

39:14Sound, mate.

39:15Sound.

39:16Sound.

39:17Timing.

39:19Yeah, perhaps a bit too soon.

39:21Yeah, perhaps a bit too soon.

39:22Mm-hmm.

39:24PHONE RINGS

39:26PHONE RINGS

39:3010.54pm.

39:33It's been 20 minutes since Sam was evicted from the Big Brother house.

39:39You all right?

39:40No, no, no, no, I'm fine, it's just...

39:42No, I know, I know, it's shit.

39:42Fucking horrible, I know.

39:44Oh.

39:45What an amazing experience, like, he got the fake eviction as well,

39:49so he's had, like, the live kind of thing, secret room.

39:51I know, I've had a great time, it's just for sure.

39:53I know.

39:54Come here, you big s***.

39:56Why are you trying, you fucking kid?

39:58Shut your face.

39:59Fucking loser, come here.

40:01Fucking loser.

40:03Oh, Cam, what a f***ing night.

40:06Is it still your birthday?

40:08Oh, I don't know, I think the ship's out.

40:10By the eviction, have you had a good birthday?

40:12I've had a great birthday.

40:13Like, honestly, I couldn't have asked for anything else.

40:17Do you know what I mean?

40:18Like, I've just had a great day.

40:19It's been lovely.

40:20Don't ask it to hear.

40:21Yeah, it has, honestly.

40:23Emily is talking to Big Brother about Sam.

40:27I feel so bad because, obviously, I nominated him

40:29and he was one of my really, really, really good friends in here.

40:32I literally just feel, like, riddled with guilt.

40:35But it was just the fact that I had a reason to nominate him

40:38and I didn't have a reason for anybody else.

40:40And now he's gone.

40:42I feel like it's my fault and it's just...

40:44I feel so bad, like, such a bad friend

40:46because he was really there for me.

40:48I mean, I know it's kind of ironic

40:50because he was the reason I got evicted on the first night,

40:53but, like, he was such a big part of me coming back.

40:55And that moment when we were reunited was just so, like,

40:59like, one of my best memories in here.

41:05I can't wait for Sam, like, to see Sam and tell him,

41:08oh, do you know what happened?

41:09As soon as you walked out that door, people were going,

41:12WHOO!

41:13Are you fucking joking me?

41:14Like, are you actually fucking joking me?

41:16Piss off. Get out my fucking face, man.

41:19So tone deaf.

41:20Like, honestly, it enrages me so fucking much

41:24how tone deaf you can be when up until 10 minutes

41:27before you were hugging him and shit like that.

41:29Or dance with us and all of that.

41:30Are you joking?

41:31And then WHOO!

41:32And he's fucking left.

41:33I know.

41:34Are you all right?

41:35No, they're not.

41:36Surely I'm not the one who loses the plot.

41:38But the whole point is they don't have empathy.

41:40Jesus Christ.

41:41Like, honestly, man.

41:42Oh, pfff.

41:44Oh, my baby.

42:00Why did you just have to change it now that I'm walking past?

42:04Ah.

42:06Pfff.

42:08Mad.

42:17Marcus and Elsa are in the bedroom.

42:20What the fuck is that, Elsa?

42:23What?

42:24On the bed.

42:25You're taking the piss.

42:27Fucking coffee stain or something.

42:29That actually wasn't me.

42:31I swear.

42:35Honestly, I'd just...

42:36I'd be honest.

42:37Who was it?

42:39I don't drink coffee.

42:40Who was it, then?

42:43Jenny.

42:46It's not on your side.

42:47It was on your side.

42:48Elsa.

42:49It was on your side.

42:51Come give me a cuddle.

42:52No, listen.

42:53Why?

42:53It was on your side of the bed,

42:55and I quickly moved it to the end of the bed.

42:58All right?

42:59What are you two going on about now?

43:01There's a coffee stain that I didn't spill,

43:05and it was on his side of the bed,

43:06so I moved the sheet to the end of the bed,

43:08and he thinks it was me.

43:09And I'm fucking fuming about it.

43:11It probably was you.

43:12You're a dirty cow.

43:13I'm not!

43:231 or 5 a.m.

43:27You all right?

43:28Oh, thank you for today.

43:33My bestie, Vee.

43:34You're my bestie.

43:36What are you, April?

43:36I'm feeling so sad.

43:37You went above and beyond, and I've had to...

43:38You did, and I've had to stop, because you know you did.

43:42I didn't.

43:42You did?

43:43I tried.

43:44Fifi, the cake, the speech.

43:46The cake wasn't good.

43:47Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

43:48It doesn't matter.

43:49It's just that you even made it.

43:50It was just so cute.

43:51The speech, just all the time you spent with me today.

43:54It's just been really...

43:55I hope you had a really good day.

43:56The best birth, because of you.

43:57And we have so much fun when we get out.

43:59Yeah, because of you, though.

44:00Stop, like, not taking credit.

44:02OK.

44:04Best friend ever.

44:06Forever.

44:07Forever and ever.

44:09Whether you like it or not, bitch.

44:14Nancy is in the diary room.

44:16It was brutal standing there, but it was also OK, in a way,

44:21because we were holding hands.

44:23I've never left his side, he's never left mine, so it just made sense.

44:28And it's just the fact that, like, since day one,

44:32we've been dragged through a bush.

44:34I'm so raging and mostly frustrated,

44:37because I didn't fully trust my intuition.

44:41Like, my intuition has been right since day one.

44:45When we heard that Sam was the one leaving,

44:48when we saw that all the fireworks turned red

44:50and it was his time to go, he was walking out the door.

44:53The door hadn't even fully shut yet.

44:56I turn around and I hear Jenny going, woo!

45:00That sound is replaying again and again and again in my head,

45:03because I cannot comprehend how that is OK to do.

45:08When you see me like that, and when you see that he's just left,

45:12and you were fucking talking to him up until ten minutes before...

45:15Piss off.

45:16Piss off.

45:18Woo!

45:18Are you fucking joking?

45:20Are you actual joking, man?

45:22Aww.

45:23I can't.

45:25I can't.

45:42I can't.

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