Big Brother (2023) Season 3 Episode 35

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00:01Sam and Nancy.

00:05Tonight, one of you is about to go out with a bang.

00:14Three, two, one, launch.

00:20Sam, you have been evicted.

00:23You must exit through the garden door immediately.

00:28Love you!

00:37Today is no ordinary day.

00:41Everything you do must be done perfectly.

00:45She is rude. She breaks the rules and pushes everyone's buttons.

00:48Because she celebrated in front of Nancy, he was crying because Sam left.

00:51Disingenuous, I think she's changed her tune since Friday

00:53because Richard got positive reception. Can I go now, please?

00:55Oh, no!

00:57You don't own this house! Caroline, enough!

01:00The housemates facing this week's eviction are...

01:04It's got to be...

01:06...perfect.

01:07It's got to be...

01:08...perfect.

01:09It's got to be...

01:10...perfect.

01:11It's got to be...

01:13...worth it.

01:14It's got to be...

01:15...worth it.

01:16...worth it.

01:17It's got to be...

01:18...worth it.

01:19...worth it.

01:20It's got to be...

01:21...worth it.

01:22It's got to be...

01:23...worth it.

01:24It's got to be...

01:25...worth it.

01:26It's got to be...

01:27...worth it.

01:29It's got to be...

01:30It's got to be...

01:31...worth it.

01:32It's got to be...

01:33...worth it.

01:34It's got to be...

01:35...worth it.

01:36It's got to be...

01:37...worth it.

01:38It's got to be...

01:39...worth it.

01:40It's got to be...

01:41...worth it.

01:42Day, 39.

01:4310.09am.

01:44Yesterday, Sam became the sixth housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house.

01:53Today, the remaining housemates are going to have the perfect day.

01:59...

02:17Hands down the worst thing I've ever heard.

02:20This is Big Brother.

02:23Wakey wakey housemates, it's time to start the perfect day.

02:29And the perfect day begins with the perfect wake-up.

02:34I don't trust you.

02:36No, I don't trust you.

02:37Don't trust the thing you say.

02:40As you can hear, hidden around the house are ten alarm clocks.

02:45You must each find one and bring it back to the sofas.

02:50No.

02:51You have two minutes to find all ten.

02:54Oh, I'm grabbing that one near the eyeball.

02:56The perfect wake-up starts now.

02:59I've got one.

03:01Oh, my God.

03:02Look what I've got.

03:03What is it?

03:04Wait, here's one.

03:05Elsa.

03:06This is Big Brother.

03:07Housemates.

03:08Once you have found an alarm clock, you must take a seat at the sofas.

03:12Has everyone found one?

03:13Oh, I want to keep this.

03:14Where's tea?

03:15He's on the shower.

03:16Has he not got a clock?

03:17No, because he's been in the shower.

03:18Did you not hear what was happening?

03:19We all had to find an alarm clock.

03:20Oh, shit.

03:21This is Big Brother.

03:22Good morning, housemates.

03:23Good morning.

03:24Good morning.

03:25The sun is shining.

03:26The birds are tweeting, and it's the start of a brand new day.

03:30Oh, I want to keep this.

03:33Where's Tate?

03:35He's on the shower.

03:36Has he not got a clock?

03:37No, because he's been in the shower.

03:39Did you not hear what was happening?

03:41We all had to find an alarm clock.

03:43Oh, shit.

03:43This is Big Brother.

03:46Good morning, housemates.

03:48Good morning!

03:50The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting,

03:52and it's the start of a brand new day in the Big Brother house.

03:57But today is no ordinary day,

04:00because for this week's shopping task,

04:03everything you do must be done perfectly.

04:07Across the day, you will face a series of tasks,

04:11and Big Brother expects perfection.

04:14Brilliant.

04:16One mistake, one wrong move,

04:18or one imperfect moment,

04:20and the perfect day will reset.

04:22You'll be sent straight back to bed,

04:27and you will start again from the very beginning.

04:31It's a round-off day.

04:33Housemates, you have the rest of the day

04:36to complete the perfect day

04:38and earn yourselves a luxury shopping budget.

04:41Brilliant.

04:42Tate, smile.

04:44It's the perfect day.

04:45Come on.

04:45As you fail to find all ten alarm clocks within the time limit,

04:51this day will now reset.

04:53Go back to bed.

04:54It's back to bed for you all.

04:56Yes, thanks, Kate.

04:57You're welcome.

04:58Return to your beds and tuck yourselves in,

05:01ready for the perfect day.

05:03You must leave your alarm clocks on the sofas.

05:07So looking forward to getting back into bed.

05:10Good night.

05:11Get tucked in.

05:12No talking, straight to sleep.

05:13Oh, good night, Richard.

05:17Why do I suspect that we're going to be spending

05:19a lot of time in here today?

05:21Housemates, you will now restart the day

05:24from the very beginning.

05:26I love it!

05:3510.24am.

05:38Good night.

05:39This is ridiculous.

05:42Quick, get up!

05:43They're gone, they're gone, they're gone, they're gone!

05:48You have two minutes to find all ten alarm clocks.

05:51Oh, I can't change one of the eyeballs.

05:52The perfect wake-up starts now.

05:55Oh, they're all in the same place.

06:01Oh, that was my one.

06:02There, there.

06:04Oh, thank you.

06:05Tate, come on!

06:11Froggy, though.

06:12Froggy, frog's over there, Rachel.

06:16Over there.

06:18Do it exactly the same.

06:19Yeah, it also got houses.

06:21See, Tate, if Tate don't get it.

06:24I can see it in the snug.

06:26Get it snug, hurry up!

06:27Get it lost!

06:29What in the snug?

06:30Help him look.

06:31I don't think it is in the snug.

06:32Tate, what?

06:40Don't get it.

06:41It's not a thing.

06:42Oh, great.

06:42I don't want it, really.

06:44I don't want it, really.

06:44Everyone look, everyone look.

06:48Have we checked the bathroom?

06:50Oh, no.

06:50Is it that gold thing hanging off the end of the tube?

06:53Is it that gold thing there?

06:54Oh, Tate!

06:56Where's the tent from?

06:57Oh, Tate!

06:58I know you've seen...

06:59It must be in the garden somewhere.

07:02This is Big Brother.

07:04Housemates, you have failed the perfect wake-up.

07:08Make your way back to bed.

07:14How many more times are we going to be lying there?

07:17Oh...

07:18Ah!

07:22Go!

07:23To the garden!

07:34It's not a new one!

07:35Who's this at?

07:48I found it!

07:49I found the tank!

07:50I found the tank!

07:51I found the tank!

07:52I found the tank!

07:53I found the tank!

07:54I found the tank!

07:55I found the tank!

07:56That's your grip, that leaf sold!

07:58Okay, got it, right.

07:59Got it, man.

08:00Right.

08:01It was in the stock!

08:03Russell, grab Trogi.

08:05Right, OK, go there. Go there.

08:07Go there, go there.

08:09Oh, it's a frog.

08:11Go on, guys. It's a frog.

08:12Where was it? It was under the blanket in the snog.

08:15It was under the blanket after the morning.

08:17We told you it was going to be in the snog.

08:19Shut up. Lisa. Shut up.

08:21This is Big Brother.

08:23Congratulations, housemates.

08:27You have found all ten alarm clocks

08:30and successfully completed the perfect wake-up.

08:33It's not the perfect wake-up.

08:35But there is much more to come.

08:4410.50am.

08:48I reckon today's going to be a bit of a challenge, isn't it?

08:50We'll figure it out, I'm sure.

08:53I wonder why it was Sam as well.

08:56I can't lie. I probably thought it would be the opposite.

08:58Yeah, maybe. But then again,

08:59because Nancy's quite, like, direct with people,

09:03I think folk might like that.

09:05Yeah, true.

09:06Nancy is talking to Big Brother.

09:09Nancy, do you think Sam's having the perfect day today?

09:13I hope he is. I hope he is.

09:15I hope that, like, he's been able to talk to his mum, his besties,

09:19even though he's got one bestie still in here.

09:21But, yeah, I'm sure he's missing me just as much as I'm missing him.

09:25But I'll see him soon.

09:27How was your wake-up this morning, Nancy?

09:30It was brutal.

09:31So abrupt, like, all of a sudden, like, lights on,

09:343,000 alarms going off and too much, too much.

09:38And then Tate was in the shower when we were looking for clocks the first time.

09:42Who does he think he is just going for a shower when we're doing a task?

09:46Honestly.

09:47Do you know what?

09:48If the teamwork is good, we can manage this and hopefully get the luxury budget.

09:53They'll actually budget.

09:54We can do this.

09:56We can do this.

10:0411.34am.

10:07For the next part of today's Shop and Task,

10:10all the housemates except Tate have been given a full English breakfast.

10:15So delicious.

10:17Yeah, cooled, dry, under-seasoned.

10:19Still better than yours.

10:21That's not.

10:22Housemates, are you enjoying your perfect breakfast?

10:25Yay!

10:26Babe, are you taking the pass here, pal?

10:28I think it's because you were the last one to find the clock.

10:30Tate, for your perfect breakfast task,

10:33instead of a fry-up, you'll be having a fly-up.

10:40Each item of your breakfast will be launched to you

10:44with Big Brother's Spatterpult.

10:46No!

10:48And you must catch them perfectly on your plate

10:52and then eat the entire breakfast.

10:54Oh, my God, I love you, Big Brother.

10:56Absolutely brilliant.

10:57Marcus.

10:58No way.

11:00You will be on breakfast launching duty.

11:02Amazing!

11:04Well done, Big Brother.

11:05Collect the breakfast items from the storeroom now.

11:08Oh, this is brilliant.

11:10I can't wait to see what these items are.

11:15Marcus, position yourself at Big Brother's Spatterpult.

11:18Today marks the day that the dictatorship is over.

11:22Yay!

11:24We're free!

11:25Woo!

11:26Tate, you must remain inside your circle.

11:29OK.

11:30Once you have caught all the breakfast items,

11:33you must then sit down to eat every last mouthful.

11:37All right.

11:39All right, Kevin, man.

11:40Ready?

11:41Order up, yes, Chef.

11:42Up, up!

11:43Three, two, one!

11:45Come on, yeah!

11:46Yeah, Wally!

11:47Does that on purpose?

11:49That does it, Kevin.

11:51This is Big Brother.

11:53Housemates, you have failed the perfect breakfast.

11:55Oh, I can't believe this.

11:56The day must therefore restart

11:59and you must try again until it's perfect.

12:01Housemates, back to bed.

12:03You're joking!

12:05You're actually joking!

12:07Oh, God.

12:29The housemates are wakin' up again.

12:42Oh, my God!

12:44Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha!

12:47Wakey-wakey, housemates.

12:48And again.

12:50Wake up, housemates.

12:53The perfect day can't start without the perfect breakfast.

12:57One, two, three, two, one, one.

13:00Come on.

13:01No!

13:04Housemates, head straight to bed.

13:06For fuck's sake, Tate.

13:07What a loser.

13:10No, it's not your fault.

13:11That's important.

13:12That's really hard.

13:13No-one's going to be able to do it.

13:14It's not hard.

13:15He's got a massive tray and a tiny bit of toast.

13:18I mean, come on.

13:20Sorry, this is absolutely unhinged.

13:22I can't be bothered to do this again.

13:32Can someone make Richard a cup of tea?

13:35Oh, bless your heart.

13:37See, some people care.

13:38Well, because I told them to do it.

13:40Don't look like that.

13:42I told you to do it.

13:43Don't look like what?

13:45Don't talk to me like that.

13:46Sorry.

13:46Shut up.

13:47Come on, losers.

13:49Just do it once.

13:50Two, one.

13:51What the hell?

13:52What the hell?

13:53Fucking hell.

13:59Mushroom, yeah?

14:00Yeah, yeah, mushrooms.

14:01Come on.

14:02Three, two, one.

14:04Oh!

14:05Yay!

14:07Woo!

14:08Three, two, one.

14:10Go on.

14:11Yay!

14:13It's the last one.

14:14Is this the last one?

14:15Yeah.

14:16Oh, my God, oh, my God.

14:17It looks like I haven't done a lot.

14:18Ready?

14:19Three, two, one.

14:20Oh!

14:21Yay!

14:22Yay!

14:23Yay!

14:24Woo!

14:25Woo!

14:26Woo!

14:27Woo!

14:28Eat it, eat it.

14:29Congratulations, housemates.

14:31You have successfully completed the perfect breakfast.

14:34Yay!

14:35Woo!

14:36Tate, you must now eat the contents of your plate.

14:42Go on, enjoy.

14:43All right, bon appetit.

14:44Bon appetit.

14:45Did you see how much I reached that toast was?

14:48Yeah, amazing tate.

14:49Yeah, yeah, phenomenal.

14:50Wow.

14:51Oh, that was dead.

14:53Absolute shite.

14:54Do you want ketchup on it?

14:56Fucking put ketchup on you.

14:58You and your dreams.

14:59You and your dreams.

15:00PHONE RINGS

15:02PHONE RINGS

15:03PHONE RINGS

15:04PHONE RINGS

15:051.11pm.

15:08Caroline has come to the diary room.

15:12Hello, Caroline.

15:13Good morning.

15:14Are you having the perfect day?

15:16Are you having the perfect day?

15:18I am.

15:19Watching Tate keep failing is probably one of the highlights of my experience here.

15:25He doesn't like to fail, so that's been good.

15:28He has to be the cook.

15:30He has to be the leader.

15:32He's a dictator, that's what we've called him.

15:35All this manly thing is to hide the fact that he's a little bit stupid.

15:40Why are you enjoying seeing him so frustrated?

15:43I'm enjoying it because Richard's boring now.

15:47He talks to me and he's being nice.

15:51He hugged me last night because I was very upset, which was, like, weird, a bit bony.

15:57And he just went, come here.

16:00It's like hugging your teacher, which I wouldn't normally do.

16:03Not the ones that taught me anyway.

16:05I just need someone to wind up and I can wind up Tate now,

16:08so I'm enjoying the Tate-baitering now.

16:10I'm the Tate-a-baiter.

16:12Tate-a-baiter, yeah, Tate-a-baiter.

16:15Cameron is talking about his farm.

16:19The farm's quite near a military base and we have, like,

16:22choppers always going over the farm.

16:24What a chopper?

16:25No, helicopter.

16:26You always see when it goes to the woods, it's like flying really low,

16:29all the pigeons just burst out.

16:32And you're sitting here with a shotgun, what?

16:34HE LAUGHS

16:35You know, bird strikes are the most common cause of a plane crash.

16:38Really? Yeah.

16:40Birds are just fucking stupid, that's why.

16:43They're not.

16:43Especially pigeons, that's that.

16:45Flying into a fucking...

16:46Hey, don't say that.

16:47Don't say that about pigeons.

16:48My dad loves pigeons.

16:49If pigeons were dumb, then why would they deliver the letters in the war?

16:53Well, they're dumb now.

16:54That was them.

16:55Yeah, because we abandoned them.

16:56Abandoned them and they don't have any survival.

16:57Oh, they need to adapt to their climate and environment.

16:59Well, they have.

17:00They haven't, they're just little fuckers, just shitted all over the place.

17:03All right, then.

17:102.16pm.

17:13This is Big Brother.

17:15Housemates, it wouldn't be the perfect day in the Big Brother house

17:21without each of you giving the perfect nominations.

17:25What?

17:26What does that mean?

17:27Shortly, a seven-minute timer will begin.

17:30Each of you must go to the diary room,

17:33nominate two people and give the reasons for these nominations.

17:37OK.

17:37So we have to run?

17:38These nominations will count towards this week's eviction.

17:43So housemates, think carefully.

17:46For fuck's sake.

17:49Housemates must remain at the sofas

17:52whilst another housemate is in the diary room.

17:55Only once that housemate has returned to the sofas

17:58and tagged the next housemate with a high five

18:01can you get up and head to the diary room.

18:04Housemates will visit the diary room in alphabetical order.

18:10OK.

18:10If housemates fail the task,

18:12the perfect day will start again

18:14from the very beginning.

18:17No.

18:18Is it helpful to sit in alphabetical order?

18:21Should be.

18:21I think it should, yeah.

18:22Good idea, good idea.

18:23I'll just fucking climb over.

18:24Yeah, we'll all move up one.

18:25Every time he goes, move up one and we're ready.

18:27Run, run, run, run, run!

18:30Go, Cameron!

18:31Yeah, go!

18:32Bloody, I've never seen any move so quick in my life.

18:35Cameron, give me the name of your first nomination

18:37and explain your reasons for this nomination.

18:39First nomination is Caroline for Peter lying in the house.

18:42Cameron, can you give the name of your second nomination

18:44and explain your reasons for this nomination?

18:46Second nomination is Nancy for the rule break on Sunday mostly

18:50and it revealing the fact they're a bit of gameplay.

18:54Cameron, you may leave the diary room.

18:55God, he's been too long already.

18:58Oh, come on, she's back!

19:00Sit down, sit down, sit down.

19:02Thank you, thank you.

19:03Yes!

19:04What a Cameron!

19:05That was so good!

19:07Whoa!

19:08Caroline.

19:09I nominate Jenny.

19:10Stop.

19:11Caroline, could you give the name of your first nomination

19:13and explain your reasons for this nomination?

19:14Jenny, because she's just changed dramatically towards me

19:18and I don't think she's my friend anymore.

19:21Caroline, could you give the name of your second nomination

19:23and explain your reasons for this nomination?

19:24I'm going to give Cameron because he's a sneaky Peter,

19:26he's always sitting on the fence and he never, ever tells the truth

19:30and just goes from one to another.

19:32Caroline, you're free to leave the diary room.

19:36Oh, there's she has, there's she has!

19:37Oh, my gosh!

19:38Go, go, go, go!

19:40Go, Elsa!

19:42Oh, my God.

19:43What?

19:44What were these?

19:45I'm not...

19:46Elsa, could you give the name of your first nomination

19:49and explain your reasons for this nomination?

19:51Um, Nancy, because she's not talking to the group

19:53and it's the gossiping.

19:55Caroline, because she's been extra rude since Sam left

19:57and she says things and she hurts people's feelings all the time.

20:01Go.

20:02Please, God, let us do it.

20:03Please, God, let us do it.

20:04Please, God, let us do it.

20:06Elsa!

20:07Elsa!

20:09No, we got there.

20:11Ah!

20:12I'm glad I don't want my gym kit for this.

20:14For fucking...

20:15Teja, because she celebrated in front of Nancy

20:19who was crying because Sam left.

20:20Jenny, because she was celebrating with Teja

20:22in front of Nancy who was crying because Sam left.

20:25My first nomination is Caroline

20:26because of the whole Richard thing,

20:29she has no started to lack him because of the base.

20:31My second nomination is Nancy

20:33because she said that she feels like I don't like her

20:35and it's actually a projection of how she feels about me.

20:40First nomination is Caroline

20:41because she is rude,

20:43she breaks the rules and pushes everyone buttons.

20:45My second nomination is Emily

20:46because she is annoying

20:48and she creates laws, conspiracies in the house.

20:52Okay, the first person I would like to nominate is Jenny

20:54and the reason for that is because she shouted,

20:56whoo, as soon as Sam left,

20:57which makes me feel uncomfortable

20:58because she can read the room

20:59and that is very tone deaf for me.

21:00The second nomination is Cameron

21:01and the reason for that is because he floats

21:03from one conversation to the other

21:04and that makes me feel distressed

21:05because he's just gathered information

21:06from everywhere that he can use to his own advantage.

21:11Richard, could you give the name of your first nomination

21:13and explain your reasons for this nomination?

21:15Nancy, because she's a German phobe

21:16but she put her feet on the breakfast bar yesterday.

21:19Jenny, because she's lost some enthusiasm

21:21and she hasn't got the same wim and vigour

21:22that she had previously.

21:23Not valid.

21:24Ah, it is,

21:25because it makes me feel terrible

21:27because we might be losing all the tasks.

21:29Go.

21:31This is Big Brother.

21:32You have 60 seconds remaining.

21:34Go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

21:40Nancy, because she breaks the rules

21:43and might mean that we won't get her letters

21:44and Emily, because I find a personality jar

21:46and I don't really get on my foot that well.

21:48Come on, Tate.

21:49Oh, my God, it's 30 seconds now.

21:53Go, go, go, go, go, go!

21:55Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

21:57This is Big Brother, you have 15 seconds remaining.

22:0015 seconds! Go, go, go!

22:02We can do it.

22:03My first nomination is going to be Caroline because I find her to be disingenuous.

22:06I think since Friday she's changed her tune because Richard got a positive reception.

22:09Fuck! No!

22:12You took the longest. No.

22:14What did you say in there?

22:16I don't know what to say. Oh, for God's sake!

22:19You just said go in there and just say something.

22:21I know, and then you get on there and it's pressure.

22:23No, she failed it. Fuck.

22:26How far off was we?

22:28Literally seconds.

22:30This is Big Brother.

22:32Why are you blaming me?

22:33Housemates, you have failed the perfect nominations.

22:36We were that close. It's back to bed.

22:38Oh, I love a fucking cry-up.

22:562.58pm.

23:06So far, housemates have had to restart their perfect day nine times and are nominating for the second time.

23:17This is Big Brother.

23:21You have two minutes and thirty remaining.

23:23Let's go!

23:29Tate, give the name of your first nomination and explain your reasons for this nomination.

23:31Nancy, for breaking the rules too much.

23:33Tate, give the name of your second nomination and explain your reasons for this nomination.

23:36Emily, I find her more jarred than everyone in the house.

23:38Why?

23:39Because I don't get a patter and it just doesn't line up with me.

23:42Leave.

23:47Come on!

23:49Go!

23:54Come on, Tate.

23:55You feel a bit sick?

23:58Tate, give the name of your first nomination and explain your reasons for this nomination.

24:03Caroline, because I think she's fake because of her new attitude towards Richard.

24:06Wait for me to finish.

24:07Tate, give the name of your first nomination and explain your reasons for this nomination.

24:10Caroline, because I think she's fake because of her new attitude towards Richard.

24:13Tate, give the name of your second nomination and explain your reasons for this nomination.

24:16for this nomination nancy because i think she's disingenuous as well because of her new attitude

24:19towards richard leave cameron you'll fasten your feet mate you're right next time you go for your

24:41cock in the garden yeah you can bloody run but we've got loads of time to get the coffee you have to be

24:46quick to get the cock this is big brother congratulations housemates you have successfully

24:56completed the perfect nominations yay big brother can now reveal that the housemates facing this

25:09week's eviction are i remember i'm doing it quick like that caroline i fancy that

25:19and

25:22nancy

25:26and

25:30jenny

25:30these three housemates will face this week's public vote

25:41housemates you are free to leave the sofas

25:44oh you know man i'm gonna eat i'm gonna eat let's go bye you're gonna be fine you're gonna get so many

25:51chances no i know i know i know you can't i don't care i'm like happy day

25:56what you're all right sorry i'm good i'm good i'm alert i want to go get me out of this

26:02phone

26:113 15 pm cameron is talking to big brother about the results of this week's nominations

26:21i wish i'm the best of luck as i would of anybody i can't lie

26:25i would love the public to save jenny more than anybody she's been my sort of best pal in here and

26:34i'm so desperate for us to sort of be sitting on the sofas in the final together but we'll see

26:41elsa tasia and jenny are in the snug

26:47now with the car line hang i can't say like she's probably like why have you just stopped

26:52talking to me because we were friends yeah but at the same time i don't like being fake and i can't

26:57go carol when i don't feel like yeah do you know what i mean because i've dated and i just

27:02see yeah i've never seen before and now you're like like i've seen a side this way maybe that's

27:08why she switched up on me because she's noticed me sort of distance myself but even then if you're

27:13being rude to me now that's showing your true colors exactly because you you telling me to shut

27:18my face and wipe that smirk off my face because i've made someone a cup of tea is giving

27:22fucking mingo yeah that's what it's giving yeah

27:344 50 pm big brother has gathered the housemates this is big brother housemates to round off the

27:44perfect day oh you must now take on one final perfect task complete it perfectly and you will

27:53earn a luxury shopping budget wow so it's all to play for

28:01the aim of the task is to move one eyeball from the tube in the living room through various obstacles

28:09to the final target in the garden we cannot fail this it will take skill patience and teamwork to

28:17avoid dropping the eyeball and restarting the day all over again each housemate has been assigned a

28:27role in the perfect task i'm not good at their stuff i'm just going to be honest come on richard you can

28:33do it slowly slowly catch a monkey and must complete their role to perfection ah we're

28:40fucked oh but i don't think we're going to get anywhere near throwing it to be honest today no no

28:46chance this is big brother your final perfect task will begin now that isn't the prize here we go

28:57come on hey he's got this come on troops she feels she couldn't have done

29:07i'm sorry i'm sorry no don't be sorry it's not right don't worry else i promise it is harder than it looks

29:33it's harder than it looks

29:35night night

29:445 17 pm housemates are starting their perfect dear for the 10th time

29:56congratulations housemates you have passed the perfect wake up

30:03three three three two two one

30:09housemates get to bed

30:15wakey wakey housemates

30:17Wake up housemates, wake up housemates.

30:27Congratulations housemates.

30:31Three, two, one.

30:35Fuck him.

30:38Housemates, back to bed.

30:42How can you miss a bit of toast with a great big bloody plate like that?

30:47You absolute not-tosser.

30:545.34pm.

30:58The housemates are back in bed ahead of their 12th attempt at having the perfect deer.

31:06I suggest we all eat a lot tonight.

31:12Are you going mad there, Richard, on your own there, are you?

31:15Richard's gone off his head, everyone.

31:19This is Big Brother.

31:21Oh, good night, Richard.

31:22Good night.

31:23Housemates.

31:24Good night.

31:25Good night.

31:26Good night.

31:28Here we go again.

31:30Richard's actual howling.

31:32Why?

31:33Why is Richard howling?

31:34Because he's lost it.

31:35He's lost it.

31:36He's lost it.

31:37What are you laughing at, Richard?

31:38Richard's lost it.

31:40Wakey, wakey housemates.

31:42Three, two, one.

31:43Blunch.

31:44One.

31:45Aw.

31:46Yes.

31:47Good save.

31:48Good save.

31:49Okay, this is easy.

31:50You've got the sausage.

31:51Aw.

31:52Aw.

31:53Aw.

31:54That fucking surely doesn't count.

31:55I mean, fucking near.

31:56Housemates, you have failed the perfect breakfast.

31:57It's bedtime.

31:58This is absolutely insane.

31:59Three, two, one.

32:00One.

32:01Oh, it's okay.

32:02It's okay.

32:03It's okay.

32:04This is easy.

32:05You've got the sausage.

32:06Aw.

32:07Aw, that fucking surely doesn't count.

32:08I mean, fucking near.

32:09Housemates, you have failed the perfect breakfast.

32:10It's bedtime.

32:11This is absolutely insane.

32:13Three, two, one.

32:26Oh, it's okay.

32:27I can't.

32:28I can't.

32:29I can't.

32:30I can't.

32:31I can't.

32:32I can't.

32:33I can't.

32:34Aw, shit.

32:35Here we go again.

32:36If you miss it this time, that's it.

32:37Right.

32:38Three, two, one.

32:41Watch.

32:42No!

32:43That was just bad catching.

32:46Elsa, what are you staring at?

32:48Get back to bed.

32:49I'm sorry.

32:51Three, two, one.

32:58Say that, say that.

32:59Here we go.

33:00Yeah!

33:01One.

33:02Fucking hell.

33:03Yeah!

33:04Oh!

33:05Yay!

33:06Yay!

33:08Cameron, could you give the name of your first nomination and explain your reasons for this nomination?

33:14Caroline, for repeatedly lying.

33:15Jenny, because she screamed the worst in my summer life and that makes me feel uncomfortable because

33:19it's very tone deaf.

33:20Nancy, she's a germaphobe.

33:21She put her feet on the counter yesterday.

33:23Hi, Tasia.

33:24How are you?

33:25Can you get on with it, please?

33:27You get the name of your second nomination.

33:29Explain your reasons for this nomination.

33:30Nancy, because of her new attitude towards Richard.

33:32Post him being chaired.

33:33Nice speaking to you, Tasia.

33:34Bye.

33:35Wait, can I go?

33:36Yes.

33:37Yay!

33:38Bring it out!

33:39Yay!

33:40Bring it out!

33:41Woo-hoo!

33:42I'm beating them out again.

33:43This is actually taking the piss.

33:44No way.

33:45Big Brother can now reveal that the housemates facing this week's eviction are...

33:50It won't be me.

33:51It won't be me.

33:52It's not.

33:53Caroline.

33:54No!

33:55And Nancy.

33:56No!

33:57No!

33:58No!

33:59No!

34:00No!

34:01No!

34:02No!

34:03No!

34:04No!

34:05No!

34:06No!

34:07And...

34:08There's another.

34:09Another.

34:10Jenny.

34:11No!

34:12Oh, no!

34:13No!

34:14No!

34:15Oh, now she got this, girl.

34:18It's coming, it's coming.

34:19You're not on your mark.

34:22Yes!

34:23Beautiful.

34:24Jenny.

34:25Jenny, Jenny.

34:26Yes.

34:27Okay.

34:28I'm ready.

34:29Come on, Rich.

34:30You got that.

34:31Oh.

34:32You got this.

34:33He got this.

34:36Go on.

34:37Good pace.

34:38Oh!

34:39Fuck!

34:40I'm lucky.

34:41That was actually close as well.

34:43That wasn't bad.

34:516.44pm.

34:54This is Big Brother.

34:57Housemates, this is your final chance

34:59at living the perfect day in the Big Brother house.

35:02Make the most of it.

35:03Are we ready to really smash this?

35:05I really hope they've got a fry-up ready, I'm starving.

35:07Wakey-wakey, housemates.

35:12Cam coming and swinging his cock about.

35:14Congratulations, housemates.

35:16Another perfect wake-up.

35:18Oh!

35:19I'm so good at that now.

35:20Are you getting good at this, Beth?

35:21Tate and Marcus, go get your fly-up.

35:24They'd run out of fry-ups before we'd run out of willpower.

35:26I know.

35:27One.

35:28Fire in the hole.

35:29Bar.

35:30Bar.

35:31Oh, my God.

35:32Oh!

35:37You have completed the perfect breakfast.

35:40The perfect nominations.

35:43Oh, I love being nominated three times.

35:48Come on!

35:49Yeah!

35:50Jesus!

35:51Cameron, could you give the name of your first nomination?

35:54Caroline, could you give the name of your first nomination?

35:58You have five minutes remaining.

36:03I've also got groin strings from all the running.

36:07Come on!

36:08Yeah, you got it!

36:09Jump, jump, jump!

36:10You have successfully completed the perfect nominations.

36:15Caroline.

36:16Oh!

36:17Nancy.

36:18Jenny.

36:19These three housemates will face the public vote.

36:22Housemates, it is time for your final perfect task.

36:28Nice.

36:30Come on, Richard!

36:32Good.

36:33That's solid.

36:34That's a solid attempt.

36:35Oh!

36:40Oh, good.

36:41I'm so much going of it now.

36:42Right, ready, Tasia?

36:43Come on, girls.

36:44Slow and steady wins the race here.

36:45Yes!

36:49Good girl.

36:50Wow!

36:51Well done!

36:56Go from Tatey.

36:57Okay, ready?

36:58Easy now, Caramel Delight.

36:59Easy now, Caramel Delight.

37:00Easy now, Caramel Delight.

37:01Easy now, Caramel Delight.

37:02Easy now, Caramel Delight.

37:03Easy now, Caramel Delight.

37:04You're joking!

37:05It'll be us.

37:06Oh, I might actually be...

37:07I don't want to do it.

37:08I don't want to do it.

37:09I don't want to do it!

37:10Right.

37:11You can hand it to me now.

37:13Jenny, you can take it at the end of the tube.

37:14That's going to be all we want to add.

37:16Beautiful.

37:17Right, right.

37:18You can do it!

37:19Now, remember, there's no hurry.

37:20There's no time limit, so just take your time.

37:22Nice and steady.

37:23Slow and steady wins the race.

37:25Oh, my God!

37:26Oh, my God!

37:27Oh, my God!

37:28Nobody speak, and I mean it.

37:36Oh.

37:44Slow.

37:45Slow.

37:46I'm going to start crying.

37:49Slow.

37:50Don't panic.

37:51I'm going to drop it.

37:52Right, hold on.

37:53Have I got it?

37:54Oh!

37:55Oh!

37:56Oh!

37:57Oh!

37:58Oh!

37:59Oh!

38:00Oh!

38:01Oh!

38:02Oh!

38:03Oh!

38:04Oh!

38:05Oh!

38:06Oh!

38:07Oh!

38:08Oh!

38:09Oh!

38:10Oh!

38:11Oh!

38:12Oh!

38:13Oh!

38:15Jenny, you fucking smashed that.

38:17I was like...

38:19So close!

38:20It was so hard.

38:21Yeah!

38:22Fucking hell you got all the way over there.

38:23This is Big Brother.

38:26Housemates.

38:28The perfect day has now come to an end.

38:34Give me an imperfect day anytime.

38:35Big Brother can reveal that you have failed to achieve perfection

38:40and have therefore failed this week's shopping task.

38:44Boo!

38:46Housemates will receive an economy shopping budget this week.

38:49That'll do it. That'll do it. That's great.

38:52That'll fucking do it. I really don't need any more snacks.

38:55No more biscuits, no more sweets. Got slimmed by Friday.

39:058.19pm.

39:28Some of the housemates are making dinner.

39:31Look, this is much easier. What are you doing?

39:34This is so much easier. I've done it.

39:37You've done it? No, I don't want to do it.

39:40You've done it wrong, haven't you?

39:42You've got to do a lot of Italian, look.

39:44I'm having the big fucking size. Look at this. Look, look, look.

39:47No, you're not. Yeah, I am. No, you're not.

39:50Yes, I am. I cooked it.

39:52You put it in the oven. I cooked.

39:54There wasn't cooking enough.

39:56What the hell? Hey, whose plate is that?

39:58All of our plates. Just get off.

40:00I think it's Elsa's plate.

40:02No. I think I cooked it, so it's my plate.

40:04Ooh.

40:05Uh-oh.

40:06See, things are showing now. She's not been nominated.

40:08What? What did you say?

40:10I said things are...

40:12I thought we were all just having a piece each.

40:16I wanted a particular slice, though.

40:19You'll be bored when I'm gone.

40:22I can't believe it. I never thought I would get this one.

40:25Never thought I would.

40:27Richard!

40:29I just assumed, I've said this so many times, that the oldies will get voted out immediately.

40:35There you go. What a strange, bonkers game it is.

40:38I know.

40:39I love it.

40:41Nominated. I've never seen it before. I love it.

40:44It makes me feel like I'm really a part of this.

40:47And I can't wait to hear the crowd's reaction, if it's good or bad.

40:50Even if you get booze, I think it's funny.

40:52So imagine me walking around, everybody booing me, going...

40:54LAUGHTER

40:55Fuck our laddies!

40:57You know what I mean? I don't care.

40:59LAUGHTER

41:01You know what I mean?

41:03Aw.

41:04Elsa has come to talk to Big Brother.

41:07How's the day been, Elsa?

41:09Well, the day was meant to be perfect.

41:11I can say it was far from perfect.

41:14Failed the task, got economy, whatever.

41:17Made a few pizzas.

41:18Caroline starts taking over, cutting them up.

41:21Like, honestly, I actually can't be asked for petty shit.

41:24Like, all the tasks today.

41:26She's going, well, I don't care, cos I might leave Friday anyway.

41:30And it's like, you've put yourself in this situation.

41:32You've done this to your fucking self.

41:34Like, take some accountability.

41:36Have some self-reflection, something.

41:38Fuck me!

41:39And then she makes a comment again about,

41:42when I leave, it's going to be so boring with you lot in the finals.

41:45All right.

41:46We get it.

41:47You think we're boring.

41:48Fucking...

41:49Wahoo!

41:50Do you want a fucking medal?

41:51Rewarding boringness out to everyone.

41:53No, we're not boring, mate!

41:55What's boring is hearing you saying bollocks!

41:58That's boring!

42:04Sorry.

42:06I've been there.

42:07I don't know.

42:08I don't know.

42:1211 or 5pm.

42:13How's your read, Bletchard?

42:15Very nice, thank you.

42:17And are you OK with the whole nomination thing?

42:21Done it once, done it twice, done it three times.

42:23Yeah, even more than me.

42:24I can do it four times.

42:25I know, jeez. No, yeah, I'm all right. I'm all right.

42:31Caroline and Jenny are in the kitchen.

42:34I've just been, like, over it this week.

42:37I know, yeah. I'm just, like, pure lost myself.

42:40But I just thought I'd lost you. No, but I tell you...

42:43Because you were my bestie mate and you just completely cut me off.

42:46No, but, you know what, Caroline, I tell you not exactly what it was.

42:49Go on, go on. I was just sort of...

42:51..fucked off a phrase.

42:53Sam, because of the comments he made about,

42:56oh, if I'm going to be born about me, who the fuck do you think you are?

42:59When Nancy said, oh, I feel like Jenny doesn't like me,

43:02I just sort of felt like a projection, like,

43:04you think I don't like you cos you don't like me.

43:06Then, whenever Sam said about Emily,

43:09he was like, oh, Jenny doesn't like Emily or whatever.

43:12No, I did. Exactly. Yeah.

43:14I didn't like it and I just felt that maybe... But it was funny.

43:17She said you didn't like her, I said it.

43:19But that's... But I didn't say I didn't like her.

43:21It just made him... You did.

43:22I didn't say I didn't like her.

43:23That was not the word. Look at me.

43:25I was like, she's annoying, I can't ask her.

43:27No, you actually said I don't like her at all.

43:29No, I don't think... Look at me.

43:31I don't think I said that, Caroline.

43:33Look at me. I've obviously said that to you as a friend

43:36and then you've went and told people... I did.

43:38Cos it was hilarious.

43:40In that moment, I was still defending you

43:42because my own mother told me, watch Caroline,

43:44and I came out and said, you don't...

43:46But all this could have been settled, right?

43:49Instead, you completely blame me.

43:51Because I'm not... I don't want to be fake

43:53and I just spotted myself... But you're being fake

43:55but you're not coming near me.

43:56But it's not... Cos I've missed you.

43:58And I've said in the diary, I'm fucked off.

44:01I know, I'm the same, but I was down there crying.

44:03I wanted to go home.

44:04I was like, I feel like everybody else is fake

44:06because, like, with the gossiping...

44:08But you were fake.

44:09But I wasn't talking to you.

44:10You had been gossiping.

44:12You were gossiping about Emily.

44:13That's gossip. Don't you not get it?

44:15But they're not about you.

44:17It wasn't just you with the thing about

44:19telling Sam and Nancy about Emily or whatever, like...

44:22But you weren't funny before that.

44:23But it's not... No, I actually didn't, Caroline.

44:25Cos you heard the crowds going,

44:27get Caroline out.

44:29Eh?

44:30Honestly...

44:31It was not how to do that, Caroline.

44:32Do you know what I mean?

44:33Well, I thought that.

44:34I swear to God, in here,

44:35first feeding that under your head,

44:36it's fucking delusional.

44:37Well, there you go, then.

44:38Do you know what I mean?

44:39Cos that is not...

44:40But I honestly thought that you

44:42was not talking to me.

44:43No.

44:44Cos you thought, if I talk to Caroline,

44:45I'm not going to win.

44:46My own fucking...

44:47I'm not going to win.

44:48I'm not going to win, anyway.

44:49And you just go, oh, Carol.

44:50And I woke up in the morning,

44:51there was no Carol.

44:52There was nothing.

44:53Because I couldn't do it.

44:54Because I was feeling like...

44:55It wasn't vindictive.

44:56They may...

44:57I obviously dived it more,

44:58and I thought that you were

44:59talking about bleeding down.

45:00Well, I dived it, too.

45:01Cos I thought you were...

45:02You didn't want to talk to me.

45:03And that's why...

45:04Cos you said that to me last night,

45:05and I was just not in the form.

45:06You know I haven't been myself all week.

45:08We've had, like, a real good...

45:09And that's what I've been saying.

45:10But a good debate.

45:11Yeah.

45:12Shouting match.

45:13Yeah.

45:14Which is fine.

45:15Yeah?

45:16Yeah.

45:1711.43pm.

45:18Some of the housemates are talking about the shopping budget.

45:36No shopping lift for you tomorrow.

45:38Yeah, we're doing it together.

45:39Have a day off.

45:40OK, I'll do it then.

45:41Yeah, I'll do it with you, but I'm not having him doing it.

45:44Why?

45:45You're a dictator every single...

45:48You've had six weeks.

45:50Six weeks of thinking you're the fucking be-all and end-all.

45:53He's good at the shopping list.

45:54He's good at the shopping list.

45:55How many meals you've cooked for everyone so far?

45:57Well, I can cook better than you.

45:58Non-contributor.

45:59You panked chicken.

46:00Non-contributor.

46:01Did he cook panked chicken or what?

46:03Yes.

46:04This is our best chef of the whole thing.

46:07Doesn't mean he gets...

46:09Why do you get to do it every fucking time?

46:12Cos I'm the one that cooks.

46:14Oh, my God, you're not...

46:16You don't own this house.

46:17No, he doesn't.

46:18But he knows how to put a shopping list together.

46:20She's rage-bitten.

46:21He's rage-bitten.

46:22He's rage-bitten.

46:23Oh, my God.

46:25What's the most light meat that you guys eat in Italy?

46:28I would say pork.

46:29Pork, yeah.

46:30Because when it comes to, like, cured meats, it's all pork.

46:33Yeah.

46:34Like, all the salamis and ham, yeah.

46:36Yeah.

46:37Oh, no, the most consumed meat in the country is chicken, by far.

46:40And then it's pork, I'm pretty sure.

46:41Yeah, I guess chicken's quite cheap.

46:43Mm, exactly.

46:46I quite like turkey.

46:48I like turkey as long as it's done right.

46:52I'm going to bid.

46:53I can't believe that you're not nominated, you two.

46:57And I am.

47:00It just shows that Jesus loves you.

47:02No, it's fine.

47:03It's just...

47:04The only reason you've been nominated is just because you're a coward.

47:05You hide behind your Bibles.

47:09You watch.

47:10I don't know what that is.

47:11Jesus is going to save me on Friday.

47:13You pretend to love God when you're in here.

47:18Outside, you show your arse.

47:24Show your arse.

47:26Jesus wouldn't go around showing his arse.

47:28Caroline, enough.

47:30You can...

47:31There's only one...

47:32Oh, are you on his side?

47:33No, there's only one, to be fair, actually.

47:35Oh.

47:36My.

47:37God.

47:38Emily.

47:39You're Judas.

47:40Good night, little shit.

47:42Yeah?

47:43I said good night, you little shit.

47:44Night.

47:45Well, don't say good night back, then.

47:46I said night.

47:47This week, Caroline, Jenny and Nancy face the public vote, and it's a double eviction.

48:07Who goes, you decide.

48:12To vote for the housemate you want to save, go online or scan the QR code.

48:17The two housemates with the fewest votes will be evicted.

48:22Voting is free, and you can vote up to five times.

48:26The vote closes in Friday's eviction show.

48:29Let's get into it.

48:30I'm a good news, so.

48:31Let's see.

48:32Let's see.

48:33Let's see.

48:34Let's pray.

48:35Let's pray.

48:36Let's pray.

48:37Let's pray.

48:38Please.

48:39Let's pray.

48:40Let's pray.

48:41Let's pray.

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