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Big Brother Season 3 Episode 34

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00:00housemates it's time to nominate my first nomination is Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam
00:12Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy the housemates facing the next eviction are Sam and Nancy
00:25I'm absolutely done with all of the fake bits in this house happy fireworks night housemates
00:40before we light the fuse big brother has some news
00:47Sam and Nancy one of you is about to go out with a bang
01:17day 38 9 50 a.m. today it's Tasia's birthday
01:41I wonder what the
02:09what it is that makes people want to stay up until well well well into the night and then sleep
02:18well well well into the day why not just rotate it so that it just fits everything better yeah I
02:25don't know I don't know because it's always been like this I think it might be something to do with
02:30the fact that for most in most cases that they they have only recently become an adult officially
02:35yeah so suddenly that they're not you know tied to what mum and dad say anymore they can do what
02:40they like now and it perhaps it feels very grown up to to um you know rampage around like that I
02:46I want to name my nunny you should would you call her it's already named though it's called nunny
02:52yeah you want to give it like a proper name yeah I want to give her a proper name Beatrice
02:56Naomi I like Naomi Naomi's girl Naomi the nunny yeah my nunny's called Naomi I'm trying to think what I should call mine
03:07Harry biker Loch Ness monster gorilla I'm sure thank the day no I just feel like I need to contribute to the house no it's a nice
03:25quite nice one to do in it yeah exactly just throw it all in some patterns that it always tastes better than
03:31you thank you very much big brother has called tears you to the diary room happy birthday Tasia thanks
03:40how does it feel to be 19 I feel old apparently my best years are behind me so yeah I don't want to
03:50grow up I just want to be young forever and when I was younger I used to want to be older because I
03:55wanted to go party and just do adult things but now that I'm an adult I'm like why did I want to be an
04:00adult like I don't like paying rent I don't like paying for my phone bill I don't like having to
04:06learn to drive because I'm supposed to be driving apparently I don't like working I don't like being
04:11adult I'd rather just go back to school times to be honest like my life was stress-free I just used
04:17to sell sweets and you know that was enough for me Tasia if big brother was to buy you a birthday present
04:23what would you like um a hundred thousand pounds with a week and a half to go does that type of money
04:31feel a bit closer now yeah I guess like I've got a chance at it um everyone does but there's a lot
04:40of strong characters in here and I'd be happy for most people bar one having the money
04:45actually no I'd even be happy for Caroline to get it but I still don't trust her and my mum's not
04:54stupid she's not said that for no reason but I didn't want to like think about all that like beef
04:59and it's just boring I'm just gonna have a good birthday hey Tase take whatever scrambled egg you
05:16want okay oh it smells lovely calm oh this egg looks lovely calm cook breakfast it's like the best
05:24birthday ever 11 45 am Jenny Cameron and Emily are in the living area I'm not really good at getting
05:40over the fence and stuff you just look at me um till I got halfway over and when I got onto the top
05:47when I was sort of balancing I just fell on it on the barbed wire all right and then it sort of
05:56was it really bleeding yeah there's a lot of blood when I was in like year six I was scooting
06:00scootering to school yeah it fell off and it was and um fell and hit my knee it was just like scarred
06:06so badly that it turned into a keloid it's gone down loads now but you must be wild prone team yeah I
06:12am because imagine this was what is that it was literally just a little pimple so I just squeezed
06:18the pimple on my chest and then like three weeks later it just starts turning into this so I'm like
06:24what on earth is going on like thinking that I've got like you know some tumor or something anyway I
06:29asked my dad obviously because he's doctor and he was like no no that's just like a keloid it doesn't
06:34bother me that much what do you mean by keloid it's just like a type of scar where your body overreacts to
06:39something you can get it removed but there's always a risk it could get worse and you can get
06:43it injected but it's also painful and to be honest it just doesn't bother me that much yeah someone said
06:48my own keloid looks like a disheveled quaver Nancy's cleaning up in the bathroom I'm gonna bend the
06:57coffee in there well the one that's fucking barking maybe that one yeah that is disgusting that is
07:06disgusting why they're so long oh what nah what mold yeah I wonder where that was found under your
07:29dressing room table yeah yeah it's no surprise really it's getting actually disgusting in this
07:35house well then ferrets whose tea's at the end of the room and yours what that is mine to be fair
07:47and what about the coffee that's mine as well oh my god what come here oh what is it oh that is a big
08:04daddy oh my god morning big brother morning Caroline I've just seen the biggest bloody spider
08:10We need spiders for acres. Come on, it's a bit dirty.
08:12I'll tell you, no. Don't be scared.
08:13You're scared of spiders.
08:14Yay!
08:15Are you smoking it?
08:16Yay!
08:17You're not scared of spiders, right?
08:19I'm going to lay out that room again, no.
08:20You're not right.
08:22That was huge!
08:23Is it your hand?
08:24No!
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30Morning, big brother.
08:32Morning, Caroline.
08:33I've just seen the biggest bloody spider I've ever seen.
08:36Ever.
08:37Anyway.
08:38Caroline, what's the mood like in the house this morning?
08:41Absolutely fine and dandy.
08:43Nancy and Sam, I think they're pissed off
08:46and I think they don't know who to talk to
08:48because they think everyone's sort of put them up
08:50so they're feeling a bit guarded.
08:52They actually can't believe that I wasn't put up.
08:55So I'm sort of like, not being blamed,
08:57but why should they be up and not me?
09:00That's what they're sort of thinking.
09:02They sort of said that I'm probably the worst out of the two of them
09:05for rubbing people up the wrong way.
09:07I thought I was up.
09:09So, I...
09:10You know like that...
09:11You know when you survive something, you get that guilt?
09:14Survivor's guilt, whatever it's called.
09:17I've got that at the moment.
09:19I'm trying to be funny and be myself
09:21and then I think, well, they must be feeling down
09:23so you don't want to be too like this.
09:26It's a hard position to be in.
09:3412.41pm.
09:36Elsa has a present for Teersia.
09:39I want to open it.
09:41Oh my God, it's got a hat!
09:46Yeah, it's got a little hat.
09:47No.
09:48It's a little birthday hat.
09:49No, that is so frigging cute.
09:51Oh.
09:52Yeah, isn't it so good?
09:54Fifi the ferret, that's what I'm going to call her.
09:56It's so cute.
09:57Did you ever expect for your 90th birthday
09:59you'd be getting a knitted ferret?
10:01No.
10:03Jenny has come to the diary room.
10:08Hello, Jenny.
10:09Hello, bag brawler.
10:10Jenny, how are you?
10:12Just...
10:15...looking around me and I'm like...
10:18...get me home.
10:21I just can't understand people in here.
10:24Sam and Nancy and Caroline, I don't like them anymore.
10:29It's just the bitchiness.
10:31I do think Caroline's a good person
10:34but then she does things and says things
10:37that you're just like,
10:38no, I can't defend you.
10:41It just makes you feel lonely.
10:43Sam, Nancy and Caroline are talking about Jenny.
11:01She is so used to like everyone just agreeing, agreeing, agreeing.
11:04Yeah, she is, she is.
11:05But she had to face the truth that basically she did get caught
11:09doing the exact same thing that I was doing.
11:11We did.
11:12Yeah, you confronted her about it
11:13and she was ready to kind of still confront you
11:15but then as soon as I joined in she was like,
11:17okay, again, when it's the majority,
11:19that she will follow the majority.
11:20So it felt like she couldn't...
11:22Because she thinks she can push it with me
11:23because I've always been so nice.
11:25Yeah.
11:26She's so loud.
11:27She can talk over anybody.
11:28Doesn't mean she's talking facts or anything accurate at all.
11:30She's just louder.
11:31But that's the thing.
11:32Like the trust is broken.
11:33Like I was never there to begin with,
11:36with me at least.
11:37Yeah.
11:38But that doesn't mean that like,
11:39I don't know, I won't speak to her or anything.
11:41Like if she's there, like I will speak to her.
11:43Like it's fine.
11:44Cause I know how it feels.
11:46Yeah.
11:48I've waved it.
11:49Not even a good wife.
11:50No, literally.
11:51She don't like me anymore.
11:52She doesn't because Caroline,
11:53you're not the people's favourite
11:54and she wants to be the people's favourite.
11:56I just went like that.
11:57And it was just a...
11:58But she's...
11:59She's sorry.
12:00She's fake.
12:01When she's smiling last night,
12:02who do you think you are?
12:03Who the fuck do you think you are?
12:04I was really...
12:05That took me back.
12:06I was like...
12:07I know exactly who I am, bitch.
12:08Uh-uh.
12:272.27pm.
12:30Legendary.
12:31Big Brother has gathered the housemate at the sofas.
12:36How wonderful.
12:37Well, hopefully it's wonderful, I don't know.
12:39This is Big Brother.
12:42Happy fireworks night, housemates.
12:47To celebrate, Big Brother is giving you the chance
12:51to win a firework party later this evening.
12:55To earn it, you must play Spin the Firework
12:59and answer a set of explosive questions.
13:05OK, let's just be honest and, like,
13:07we can have a good party tonight, OK?
13:09Come on, guys, be evil as you can be.
13:18Caroline, what a start.
13:25Sorry, this is very easy.
13:27Who is the dullest spark?
13:30I'm going to have to say you, Richard.
13:31I knew you were going to do that.
13:32But there's only one reason for it.
13:34Is you won't play in Truth or Dare,
13:37you run like a baby into the bedroom.
13:39What I also didn't do, I didn't play,
13:41I didn't drink to excess,
13:42I didn't scream and yell well into the night,
13:45and I didn't join in with all your sordid party games.
13:47You're right, I'm the dullest one.
13:48Oh, I agree!
13:52That was a good spell.
13:53Oh, the proper thing, that was.
13:54That was a good spell.
13:55Oh, no!
13:59Better as Caroline.
14:00Shh.
14:01Shh.
14:02Shh.
14:03Ah.
14:04Shh.
14:05Shh.
14:06Shh.
14:06Shh.
14:07Shh.
14:07Shh.
14:08Shh.
14:08Shh.
14:09Shh.
14:09We'll go out with a bang.
14:12Ooh.
14:13We can have sex, are we?
14:14Oh!
14:15Ha ha ha!
14:16Finally.
14:17Thank God I'm going to get a bang at last.
14:19I knew there was some tension.
14:20The answer is Caroline,
14:21because she's not going to go,
14:23oh dear, I'm going, bye then, da da da da da.
14:25There will be lots of screaming and yelling,
14:27and slamming of doors and stamping of feet.
14:29Absolutely right, Richard.
14:37Jenny!
14:38Jenny!
14:39Jenny!
14:40Yeah.
14:41Who has lost their spark?
14:42Me?
14:43Me?
14:44I've been crying and dying for the past three days, mate.
14:46Yeah, you have been down.
14:47So, I want to go home.
14:51That's a slight Alcoholics Anonymous.
14:57Caroline, again, up you get.
15:00It's probably me again, the answer, isn't it?
15:03Who needs to rock it up their arse?
15:05I'm going to say Cameron.
15:07Oh.
15:08Ooh.
15:09You're a bit sneaky Pete, right?
15:11You don't say anything about anything.
15:14So, I'd like to put a rock it up your arse.
15:20Nancy.
15:21Yeah, Nancy.
15:22Go on, Nancy, back.
15:23Favourite irie Italian.
15:24Who isn't the brightest spark?
15:26What's brightest, mate?
15:28Oh.
15:29I'm going to go for Jenny.
15:31I think you should get it.
15:32Yeah.
15:33I'm going to go for Jenny.
15:34Yeah, fast.
15:35I don't even know what that meant.
15:41It's Sam.
15:42Who's more smoke than spark?
15:45I'd say Jenny.
15:46I think she probably is more all talk and no trousers.
15:50Spark's less than a bite.
15:51So, yeah.
15:52True.
15:53Bye.
15:54This is Big Brother.
15:57Congratulations, housemates.
15:59Yes.
16:00You have successfully completed Spin the Firework
16:03and have won yourself a firework night party tonight.
16:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:173 or 6pm.
16:20Jenny, Cameron and Emily are in the kitchen.
16:24Oh, you're not feeling it today, are you?
16:26No.
16:27I just don't get it.
16:28Come on, party!
16:32I know, I would have just said everyone.
16:34Oh, you don't.
16:35You just feel like that right now.
16:36I don't feel good.
16:37I honestly think that everyone just needs a group, you know, chat.
16:41No, I think the group party will do the good.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Group good.
16:45I know, I can't wait for the fireworks.
16:46Do you think that?
16:47What's the matter with you, anyway?
16:49Just on one, Caroline.
16:50Missing hair.
16:51I know, but you don't call me Carol anymore.
16:52I know, I'm on one.
16:53I just hate everyone.
16:54I don't want to go home.
16:55It's not just me you hate them?
16:56No.
16:57Oh, good.
16:59It's not you.
17:00Because everybody's doing me hair.
17:01Because you used to go Carol, Carol.
17:02No, because everybody's just doing me hair.
17:04I'm just like fucked off with you, you know what I mean?
17:07Get to a certain place where you think everything gets on your nerves.
17:11Do you know what I mean?
17:12I don't know.
17:13We've done nearly six weeks together.
17:14I know.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Little tiny things can make you feel fucking terrible.
17:19I know.
17:20Don't ruin your time here, though.
17:21No, I know what I like, but it's just...
17:25You've got to go through it.
17:27The other day I was exactly like that, weren't I?
17:29I snapped out of it.
17:31And you'll see your mum in ten days.
17:33You know what I mean?
17:34I know.
17:35And you've had a video call.
17:37I don't even know if mine are alive.
17:40But when you're down, you're down, you can't do fuck all about it.
17:44It is hard.
17:46Sam and Nancy are in the bedroom speculating about evictions.
17:52The idea of backdoor tonight...
17:55I can feel it.
17:56I can actually sense it now.
17:57I can see it.
17:58I didn't see it, but now I can.
18:00I can see it.
18:01But I don't think for us, you know.
18:02Do you think?
18:03Do you think we're Friday?
18:04Because nomination, I am saying Friday.
18:07I would say that, too.
18:08Further, we don't even know if they're voting up there.
18:10There's no time.
18:11Oh, true, there's no time.
18:12If it's not us.
18:13It's not us.
18:14That's why I'm like, it's not us.
18:15There's no time.
18:16Yeah, there's no time, it's not us.
18:17If it is backdoor, it's not us tonight.
18:19Yeah, that's true.
18:20Oh, God.
18:22Would it go anywhere tonight?
18:23Mm-mm.
18:24OK, shit, we're fine.
18:25Mm-hmm.
18:26Yeah, there's no way.
18:354.37pm.
18:37Marcus is tidying up.
18:40Take.
18:41Take.
19:01Fucking...
19:02Don't.
19:03Elsa has brought Fifi to the diary room.
19:10Hello, Fifi.
19:11You okay?
19:13How are you feeling today?
19:15I'm really good and I'm having so much fun.
19:18Fifi, what's it like being dragged around by Elsa all day?
19:23I like it because it means I get to come everywhere and hear everyone's fun conversations.
19:30But Elsa has been very bad today because it's her best friend's birthday and she's just
19:38being sleepy.
19:39She needs to wake up and bake her a cake and have so much fun and be her quirky fun self.
19:46But I like her because I think she's nice and she made me.
19:51Thank you, Fifi.
19:56In the bedroom, Caroline is up to something.
20:00What have you done?
20:03Nothing.
20:04What did you do?
20:05Nothing.
20:06I saw you do something.
20:07No, I was just doing the nice thing.
20:09What is it worth for me not to tell him that you just put something under there?
20:13I'll be nice to you.
20:15Will you?
20:16I won't burn you in my sparkler.
20:19How about that?
20:20Will you promise to never say another insulting thing to me for the entire duration of your time?
20:25No, I can't.
20:29OK, well in that case it's no deal when he comes in.
20:31No!
20:32OK, I promise.
20:33Oh, thank you.
20:34You can insult me now as much as you like.
20:36I can't give it back to you.
20:37If I were to insult you, I would do it so discreetly you'd never know anything had happened.
20:41Oh, you think I'm not that clever, do you?
20:43Sorry, I didn't understand what you just said.
20:45Well, see.
20:47In the kitchen, Marcus is not happy.
20:50Scruffy the powers.
20:52Why?
20:53Me?
20:54To the best.
20:55I took my staff away from your bed, actually.
20:57You didn't?
20:58Yeah, I did.
20:59I took my cup and my cans would go.
21:00Right.
21:01I left a bowl there, sorry.
21:05Oh, didn't they?
21:06They're just spawning in there.
21:07Oh, they would have been moved.
21:13That's not funny.
21:14Scruffy as fuck.
21:17It's moved.
21:18What are you doing?
21:19Washing your bowl there.
21:21That's you.
21:23Look, Marcus is doing our washing up.
21:25Marcus, thank you.
21:27Elsa, shut the fuck up.
21:28No, I'm being serious.
21:30What have you been sarcastic for?
21:31No, I'm not.
21:32Move.
21:33Go away.
21:34Why are you being sarcastic?
21:35I'm not.
21:36I'm actually going thank you.
21:37Thank you, Marcus.
21:39Thank you, Marcus.
21:41You're welcome, Jenny.
21:42Why are you not saying...
21:43Did you mean sarcastic?
21:44I'm not.
21:45I'm not.
21:47I'm actually not.
21:48Alright, whatever.
21:49Five or three p.m.
21:59In the bedroom, Jenny is pranking Marcus.
22:04She got an accent, but then it was all black.
22:07Oh, I'm rage, but then so well.
22:10Elsa is making Tasia a birthday cake.
22:14He's getting a ball as well.
22:15Oh, my God, Jenny!
22:16Oh, not a ball.
22:17Oh, he's going to go off his head.
22:18Oh, my God, and there's tea all spelt round his bed.
22:21who done that?
22:43Oh, he's going to go off his head.
22:45Was that me done that?
22:46Yeah, that was you!
22:48Oh, yeah, that was you. One of the cups of, like, liquid...
22:51No, Jenny, you're dead.
22:54Elsa.
22:57She didn't wash a bowl and then made sarcastic comments
23:00about me washing her bowl, so that annoyed me a little bit.
23:04But this morning, obviously, she had a couple of bowls
23:07and, like, cups of tea next to the bed, cans of Coke.
23:11And I said to her this morning, like, come on, let's get that sorted.
23:15Like, there's loads of stuff around the bed.
23:16Like, what's going on?
23:18She's like, yeah, yeah, we'll get it sorted.
23:21And then I went back, and there's just more bowls.
23:24Even the most minor things, when they grate on you,
23:29when they begin to grate on you,
23:30and they would never really affect you on the outside,
23:33you'd be surprised at how much they can when you're in here.
23:39Jenny, was that you?
23:41Is that why he's pissed off? No!
23:42Cos he's taken out on me, Jenny. It's not, it's not.
23:45It's actually, I've just done that three seconds ago.
23:47That was after.
23:48Look at all of this. No wonder he's pissed off.
23:50He's probably thinking that's me.
23:51Have you girls done that on purpose?
23:53No, I haven't done it, I swear.
23:54Who's done that?
23:55He doesn't thank you.
23:56I was expecting him to come back on, and then go mental,
24:01and then I was going to clean it up.
24:02Girls, do you want me to fall out with him or something?
24:05This was before he left.
24:06This was before he left.
24:08He was going mad about the cups when he left.
24:10I was like, right, fuck off, I'm going to put loads of cups
24:12over in his bed.
24:13And then one spout.
24:15I can take accountability for a bowl or cup I've left here.
24:19I said that, I was like, girls, we've got to get better.
24:21I was like, come on.
24:22Yeah.
24:23I wasn't being sarcastic.
24:24I was trying to lift in the mood, cos I could tell he was in a mood.
24:27So I was like, girls, come on, we need to be better, cos we do.
24:29Look at the fucking make-up table.
24:31We do need to be better.
24:32Yeah.
24:42Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
24:46Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
24:506.18pm.
24:54The housemates are getting ready for tonight's fireworks party.
24:58Alan Carr!
25:00Welcome back to Chatty Man.
25:07We're rubbing mint tree on our balls at the same time.
25:10Are you looking into each other's eyes?
25:12Woo-hoo!
25:13Well, I love it.
25:14I'm putting on gold, though, cos that much, you know?
25:16I like being able to do that.
25:18I look like a Tory mum.
25:20Just on the night
25:23Like the 5th of July
25:26Oh, my God!
25:29Oh, my God!
25:32Oh, my God!
25:33Oh, my God!
25:34Oh, my God!
25:35Oh, my God!
25:36You're gonna leave a holiday
25:39Thank you, Big Brother, this is just beautiful.
25:56Isn't it fantastic, this?
25:57It's gorgeous.
25:58Have you brought your mood back?
26:00Yeah?
26:01Yeah.
26:02Good.
26:03I don't like you like this, it's horrible.
26:06I know.
26:07I thought I'd done something terribly wrong.
26:09It wasn't you, it was just like the whole thing.
26:12I just was like, I don't like it.
26:15Do you know what I mean?
26:16I was like, I don't know, I'm just not used to people being a bitchy in my life.
26:19Do you know what I mean?
26:20Are you going to talk to him or just...
26:21I don't care.
26:22Well, there you go.
26:23Do you know what I mean?
26:24Just leave it then, just leave it.
26:25It's not worth a drama.
26:26It's been 10 days left and I was just like, it's not worth it.
26:29Do you know what I mean?
26:30It was me thinking that you've gone, I don't want to know her anymore.
26:33You've never seen Carol anymore.
26:35I just personally feel like...
26:37Well, they think, they feel they've been persecuted.
26:39Will they have?
26:41Fucking hell.
26:43Honestly.
26:44The thing is, I'm a rock in the hard place.
26:46I know.
26:47Do you know what I mean?
26:48It's one of my everyone's type where it's like, I don't care anymore.
26:51Do you know what I mean?
26:52Well, that's the best way to be.
26:53Well, now we know what it is, go and fucking enjoy these last days.
26:56I know.
26:57Forget about that.
26:58You can move on without it.
26:59I know.
27:00You don't have to sit and talk to anyone.
27:01You don't want to.
27:02No, that's what I mean.
27:03Have a giggle with who you want and just enjoy it.
27:05Don't let this ruin.
27:06Yeah?
27:07I'll be grand.
27:08Who will?
27:09To my Tasia, my baby gal and my ferret number two, happy birthday.
27:19And I hope you've had an amazing day and one to remember.
27:22And I just want to say I'm so grateful you've come into my life.
27:26And I can't wait to share more memories of you.
27:29And I'm just so grateful to have a friend like you and I adore you so much.
27:35And I love you.
27:36Oh, that's so cute.
27:37Happy birthday, baby.
27:38Happy birthday, baby.
27:39Happy birthday, baby.
27:40Aw, thank you.
27:457.52pm.
27:49Elsa and Tasia are talking about their perfect wedding.
27:53Because I've always wanted to do a Vegas wedding, but just me and my husband.
27:56So just do a big, like, traditional wedding over here.
27:58But for the actual, like, marriage, like, actually us getting married,
28:02it would be in Vegas.
28:03And it would just be, like, we'd just be there for, like, a week or whatever
28:06and just, like, living it up.
28:07Yes.
28:08And, like, a proper, like, like a tight, like a sexy dress for the Vegas wedding.
28:11Yeah.
28:12But then for the traditional wedding, a proper princess dress.
28:14Well, we both said we want a proper big, like, gypsy princess.
28:17Like, big fat gypsy wedding dress.
28:19I said that to Marcus, because he said to me in bed.
28:22I think it was either last night or the night before.
28:24He goes, all I keep picturing is you in a white wedding dress.
28:27Aw.
28:28You would look so fun as well.
28:30Oh, my gosh.
28:31Tasia, what the fuck?
28:32I hope you guys get married.
28:33It would be so cute.
28:34I think they will.
28:35I really do.
28:36Do you think he's, like, the one?
28:37Yeah.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40I've always wanted to do this and get as far as I could,
28:42and now I'm just like, it's so hard.
28:44And then, like, the people here, like, I, but they're not your people.
28:47They're not your people.
28:48That's what I've realised in the past couple of days is, like,
28:50I was taking things so personally and then being like,
28:52these aren't my friends.
28:53Like, at home, like, this is not what I need to be bothered about.
28:55Exactly.
28:56Like, not in a rude way towards you.
28:58It's just like, I don't care.
28:59No, go for it.
29:00No, go for it.
29:01I feel the same way, but different.
29:02Do you know what I mean?
29:03Because what you said, like, you have to realise that these aren't your people.
29:05That's the thing.
29:06Do you know what I mean?
29:07I was like, why am I even bothered about taking that person?
29:08Why should I be bothered about you saying things?
29:09Exactly.
29:10I don't know these people either.
29:11Do you know what I mean?
29:12That's what I was thinking.
29:13I was like, why is everyone taking it so this way when these aren't my people?
29:15I was like, it's not my fucking battle.
29:16And that's what I've realised, though.
29:17So I was like, yeah, nice.
29:18I'm glad you feel the same way, actually.
29:20You're literally from England.
29:21I'm from Northern Ireland.
29:22Yeah.
29:23It does not matter.
29:24You can be further away.
29:25Do you know what I mean?
29:26Do you know what I mean?
29:27And it's not...
29:28It's like, we don't have to agree on stuff.
29:29Do you know what I mean?
29:30At all.
29:31And that's what I just realised.
29:32That's why I've just been like me, because I was actually going to walk out.
29:35I was like, I'm going home.
29:379.20pm.
29:47The housemates have been enjoying their fireworks party for one hour and 28 minutes.
30:07Ready?
30:08Gonna dance.
30:09Ready?
30:10Gonna dance.
30:11Ready?
30:12I got a feeling that I just...
30:14I'm gonna cry.
30:15And it goes like, na, na, na, na.
30:18Yay!
30:19Yay!
30:20Yay!
30:21Yay!
30:22Yay!
30:23Yay!
30:24Yay!
30:25Awesome.
30:26I thought we were gone first up here for another couple of days.
30:32Yay!
30:33Yay!
30:34Yay!
30:35Yay!
30:36Yay!
30:37Yay!
30:38Yay!
30:39Yay!
30:40Yay!
30:41Richard, how are things in the house with your housemates?
30:44They're all right, I have to say.
30:46Even my relationship with Caroline seems to be thawing a little.
30:51I don't know quite why, because as far as I'm aware, I'm just the same as I always was.
30:55But yes, she seems to be much more approachable, much nicer.
30:59She still, you know, throws out the barbed comments.
31:02But there's just a...
31:04I detect a change in the tone.
31:06Richard, do you feel like your age has given you an edge in the Big Brother house?
31:12No, it is a disadvantage when it comes to things like, well, music at parties and things like...
31:19There's a huge amount of vocabulary that the youngsters use that I don't know what it means.
31:24Before I came in here, I always thought the word sick meant ill.
31:29If you're ill, you're sick.
31:31But now, apparently, if something is sick, it's very good.
31:36What was the other one they always say?
31:38Oh, it is.
31:39They'll say something and then finish it off with, do you know what I mean?
31:41Do you know what I mean?
31:42You know, I was coming down there and I had some breakfast.
31:44Do you know what I mean?
31:45I do know what you mean.
31:46I know what breakfast is.
31:47Oh, I've got to go and do my ironing now.
31:48Do you know what I mean?
31:49Yes, I know what ironing is too.
31:51Oh, I need to...
31:52I'm going to go and get in the jacuzzi.
31:53Do you know what I mean?
31:54Yes, I know what the jacuzzi is.
31:55And yes, I know what you mean.
31:57So, you know, as well as the individual words, there are these little phrases
32:01that are thrown in left, right and centre.
32:03PHONE RINGS
32:109.50pm.
32:12Caroline is serving up Teja's birthday cake, made by Elsa.
32:18Who can eat a whole one of this and not have to have a drink after?
32:23Go on.
32:25Come on.
32:26I've had some of it.
32:28That one's nice.
32:29I think it's delicious.
32:30Just dab that bit there.
32:35And then, go on, all of it.
32:44I can't do it.
32:46I can't do it.
32:48I actually can't do it.
32:50It's done.
32:52Mmm.
32:53Nice?
32:54Yeah.
32:55There was pork pies.
32:57I don't like pistro.
32:59You don't like pies?
33:00I love pies.
33:01He ate all the pies, not me.
33:03It must be you.
33:04But I don't fucking like them.
33:09Who ate all the pies?
33:10You fat bastard.
33:11You fat bastard.
33:12Cancelled.
33:14Just a quick disclaimer.
33:16I wasn't involved in the baking of this cake.
33:18I wasn't sure what fires it was forged in.
33:21Probably Mount Doom from the looks of it.
33:23It's that good that you can chew one square for about 40 minutes.
33:26You just almost don't want to swallow it.
33:29It's like a mix between the dryness of a scone,
33:33the hard exterior of a cookie,
33:36and the internals of stale bread with chocolate chips through it.
33:41But I can see the vision.
33:43It's cute that Elsa tried to make her a cake, though.
33:45Butter on the dance floor.
33:47You better not steal the rules.
33:50DJ, the bird has got their house right down.
33:54Best birthday ever, Big Brother.
33:56Best.
33:57Happy birthday!
34:0510.23pm.
34:09Big Brother's fireworks are about to go off.
34:13Do you think if we press the button and AJ and Will just come out?
34:16That would be amazing.
34:18This is Big Brother.
34:21Housemates, it's nearly time for Big Brother's firework display.
34:26Woo!
34:28But before we light the fuse, Big Brother has some news.
34:33Ah!
34:35Tonight is not just fireworks night.
34:38No, it's eviction night.
34:40It's also eviction night.
34:43Woo!
34:44Oh, my God!
34:45It's my birthday!
34:46Finally, some drama, drumming.
34:48Happy eviction night is mental.
34:50Sam, Nancy, go to the snug now to collect your spectacular eviction outfits.
34:57Holy fuck.
34:59Yay!
35:00Oh, my God, Nancy!
35:01Just let me go in!
35:03I'm the blue.
35:04I'm the red.
35:05No!
35:06Oh, my God!
35:07Oh, my God!
35:08Oh, my God!
35:09Oh, my God!
35:10Sorry, this is an iconic way to go, to be honest.
35:12Is it?
35:13No.
35:14No, I don't think so.
35:15Sorry.
35:16Reading the room wrong, sorry.
35:17I think you are, yeah.
35:18Come on, guys!
35:19We love you guys!
35:20Yay!
35:21Yay!
35:22You even made that look sexy!
35:25Oh, wow.
35:26Holy moly.
35:27Oh, my God!
35:28Oh, my God!
35:29Are you ready what happens, yeah?
35:30Yeah.
35:31Oh, Caroline!
35:32Shut the fuck up!
35:33Oh!
35:34It's been the best journey ever.
35:35Do you know what I mean?
35:36We've done it as well.
35:37Oh, my baby!
35:39What have you found mine?
35:40No.
35:41This is Big Brother.
35:42This is Big Brother.
35:43Sam and Nancy.
35:46Tonight, one of you is about to go out with a bang.
35:51Bang!
35:52I love that.
35:53That's the only way.
35:54But, who will it be?
35:56God, they're so cool, aren't they?
35:58If the display matches the colour of your rocket, your time in the Big Brother house will go up in smoke.
36:07And you will be evicted.
36:11Hit the button in three, two, one.
36:28Sam and Nancy hit the button in three, two, one, launch.
36:55Oh my God.
36:58Good luck, both of you.
37:01Yeah, we love you both.
37:02I love you so much, Nancy.
37:06I love you more, love you more, love you more.
37:12Is it red?
37:13Red.
37:14No!
37:15Red, red.
37:16Ah!
37:17Oh, puss.
37:18Is it red?
37:19Oh, puss.
37:20Is it red?
37:21Oh, puss.
37:22Is it red?
37:23Oh, puss.
37:24Oh, puss.
37:25Oh, puss.
37:26Oh, puss.
37:27It's okay.
37:28It's okay.
37:29It's okay.
37:30It's okay.
37:31It's okay.
37:32It's okay.
37:33It's okay.
37:34It's okay.
37:35It's okay.
37:36It's okay.
37:37It's okay.
37:38It's okay.
37:39It's okay.
37:40It's okay.
37:41It's okay.
37:42It's okay.
37:43It's okay.
37:44best friend i love you
37:47doesn't matter i've got everything in a week um thank you guys for everything it's been all i've
37:57ever dreamed of so i've had the best time even when i'm not gonna have i actually have the best
38:00time and i want to change it for the world and nancy you're my best friend and i'm going to win
38:05it and bring it home for me we'll go barbados sam yes you have been evicted yeah you must exit
38:12through the garden door immediately guys please look after nancy don't ditch her again like last
38:18time honestly bye guys
38:20love you guys bye
38:25this is big brother congratulations nancy you are safe
38:38oh man i generally thought this was going to be a wholesome night i know it's hard yeah yeah it's just
38:48a shock isn't it oh why ham the way we knew it would be all friday i can't breathe
38:54i'm a baby man you can't say i'm surprised like that
39:00between the two of them i'm not on a brighter note we've made the top 10
39:0710 54 p.m it's been 20 minutes since sam was evicted
39:36from the big brother house
39:39are you all right no no no i'm fine it's just fucking horrible
39:43i'm just saying no what an amazing experience is it like he got the fake eviction as well
39:49so he's had like the life kind of thing secret room
39:51i know you've had a great time it's just for sure
39:54oh come what a fucking night is it still your birthday
40:07oh i don't know i think the ship's out
40:10by the eviction have you had a good birthday i've had a great but like honestly i couldn't
40:14have asked for anything else do you know what i mean like i've just had a great day it's been
40:19it's been lovely yeah it has honestly emily is talking to big brother about sam i feel so bad
40:28because obviously i nominated him and he was one of my really really really good friends in here
40:32i literally just feel like riddled with guilt but it was just the fact that i had a reason to
40:38nominate him and i didn't have a reason for anybody else and now he's gone i feel like it's
40:42my fault and it just feels so bad like such a bad friend because he was really there for me
40:48i mean i know it's kind of ironic because he was the reason i got evicted on the first night but
40:53like he was such a big part of me coming back and that moment when we were reunited was just so
40:58like like like one of my best memories in here
41:02i can't wait for sam like to see sam and tell him oh do you know what happened as soon as you
41:10walked out that door people were gone wow you're fucking joking me like are you actual
41:15fucking joking me piss off get out my fucking face man so tone deaf like honestly
41:20but there's just having it enrages me so fucking much how tone deaf you can be when up until 10
41:27minutes before you were hugging them and shit like that or dance with us and all of that are
41:31you joking and then wow when he's fucking left are you are you all right are you all right
41:35surely i'm not the one losing the plot the whole point is they don't have empathy jesus christ
41:41like honestly man oh
41:4311 50 p.m oh my baby why did you just have to change it now that what i'm past
42:03uh mad
42:08marcus and elsa are in the bedroom what the fuck is that elsa what on the bed you're taking the piss
42:26fucking coffee stain or something that actually wasn't me i swear i i honestly i'd just i'd be
42:36honest who was it i don't drink coffee who was it then jenny
42:43it's not on your side it was on your side elsa it was on your side and i quit no listen why it was on
42:54your side of the bed and i quickly moved it to the end of the bed all right what are you two going
43:00on about now there's a coffee stain that so i didn't spill and it was on his side of the bed
43:06so i moved the sheet to the end of the bed and he thinks it was me and i'm fucking fuming about it
43:11it probably was you you're a dirty cow i'm not
43:14you're all right oh thank you for today
43:30my best baby thank you you went above and beyond and i've had the you did and i've had to stop
43:41because you know you did and i did you did i tried fifi the cake the speech it does yeah but it doesn't
43:47matter it doesn't matter it's just that you even made it it was just so cute the speed it's just all
43:52the time you spent with me today it's just been really yeah the really good the best because of
43:57you yeah because of you though stop like not taking credit okay best friend ever forever
44:07forever and ever whether you like it or not bitch
44:14nancy is in the diary room it was brutal standing there but it was also okay in a way because we were
44:22holding hands uh i've never left his side he's never left mine so it just made sense and it's
44:29just the fact that like since day one we've been dragged through a bush i'm so raging and mostly
44:37frustrated because i didn't fully trust my intuition like my intuition has been right since day one
44:44when we heard that sam was the one leaving when we saw that all the fireworks turned red and it was
44:50his time to go he was walking out the door the door hadn't even fully shut yet i turn around and i
44:57hear jenny gone woo that sound is replaying again and again and again in my head because i cannot
45:04comprehend how that is okay to do when you see me like that and when you see that he's just left and
45:12you were talking to him up until 10 minutes before i pass off i pass off whoa are you fucking joking are you
45:20actual joking man oh i can't
45:42you
45:47you
45:51you
45:53you
45:55you
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