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00:00:00I know.
00:00:23They're so iconic.
00:00:26Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:26Where do we find a trio?
00:00:28I don't like to hear you.
00:00:30Oh, fuck it, fuck it.
00:00:38Teresa.
00:00:40Hey.
00:00:42How are you?
00:00:45Isn't it your wedding day?
00:00:51Yes.
00:00:51I just wanted to tell you that I'm really happy, and I love Drew, and I forgive you.
00:01:10Okay.
00:01:12I love my husband.
00:01:17I really...
00:01:23Drew.
00:01:24Drew, give us a smile.
00:01:25Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:33All of you?
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:38Drew, give us a smile!
00:01:46Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:50All of you?
00:01:52Okay.
00:02:08I am doing DIY December where we are doing DIY December!
00:02:22Hey Drew, what's it like to lose?
00:02:25How small is the plane to the island going to be?
00:02:28Pretty small.
00:02:29How small we talk about?
00:02:33Hi, newbie!
00:02:34Hi, newbie!
00:02:36Got it. Have you seen my husband?
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:42An island in Panama.
00:02:44For honeymoon.
00:02:45I love that!
00:02:46So, are you still in a daze from the wedding?
00:02:49Oh, we actually got married a year ago.
00:02:51But we did the whole mini-moon thing.
00:02:53So this is the official, official honeymoon.
00:02:56Yeah, and I'm still in a daze.
00:02:59Do you want a bar?
00:03:01They're keto.
00:03:02It's like a keto cookie bar.
00:03:04I have like five of them.
00:03:05Good.
00:03:06So how did you two meet?
00:03:08Craigslist.
00:03:09Craigslist?
00:03:10I was selling a lamp.
00:03:12My Nana gave me this lamp and I didn't have a place for it.
00:03:17And I was leaning more into this Japanese minimalism aesthetic.
00:03:20Nana was a maximalist.
00:03:22And I answered his ad.
00:03:24Oh, my God.
00:03:25Everybody was like low-balling me.
00:03:27And I'm like, this is my Nana's lamp.
00:03:30So Teresa comes in.
00:03:32She makes the lowest offer.
00:03:33Right?
00:03:34And I couldn't say no.
00:03:35So I kept her number.
00:03:37And I promised myself I would not text her for drinks for a whole week.
00:03:42And when I did, she answered right away.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:46Couldn't say no.
00:03:47Oh, I love that.
00:03:51Oh, goodness.
00:03:52Is he okay?
00:03:53Sir?
00:03:58Can someone...
00:03:59I got it.
00:04:00Oh, buddy.
00:04:01You're not a doctor.
00:04:02He's not a doctor.
00:04:03Oh, my God.
00:04:04Right there.
00:04:05Now.
00:04:19Peanuts.
00:04:29Who brings peanuts on an airplane after they announce there's an allergy?
00:04:35Your keto bar.
00:04:45I mean, our keto bar.
00:04:54It's our honeymoon.
00:05:00Get me on the ground.
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:06It doesn't even say there are peanuts in here.
00:05:09Yeah, look.
00:05:10It says right there.
00:05:11Repaired in a facility with nuts.
00:05:13For our bags.
00:05:15The bags never made it to use.
00:05:16I knew we shouldn't have checked them.
00:05:17That's on me.
00:05:19Although this is not your fault.
00:05:20Besides, we can...
00:05:21We can go 24 hours without our stuff.
00:05:23Life at the equator is striking.
00:05:25Oh, that is a hat.
00:05:26That's good, right?
00:05:27Yes.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:29Wow.
00:05:30We're buying the hat.
00:05:31Hola.
00:05:32How's your day...
00:05:33How's your day going so far?
00:05:34You really gotta chat with everyone, don't you?
00:05:35You say something?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Nothing really.
00:05:38Woo!
00:05:39Woo!
00:05:41Wow.
00:05:42Wow.
00:05:44She wanted an adventure.
00:05:45Yes.
00:05:46You really got to chat with everyone, don't you?
00:05:50You say something?
00:05:51No.
00:05:52Nothing really.
00:05:55Woo!
00:06:08Wow.
00:06:11She wanted an adventure.
00:06:13Yes, Pinterest.
00:06:15And the Panama beaches are stunning.
00:06:19Supposed to be food.
00:06:21I'll reach out to the rental guy.
00:06:23Second living room.
00:06:24Drew, there's a guitar.
00:06:26Do you see the guitar?
00:06:28Yep.
00:06:30And here is the bathroom.
00:06:45I don't know.
00:06:48There should be a little bit of a gun.
00:06:50I'm going to grab some notes.
00:06:54I'm going to give this food.
00:06:56I hope so.
00:06:57I'm going to ask you today.
00:06:58That's all.
00:06:59Look, let's go.
00:07:00I'm going to ask you today.
00:07:01I'm going to ask you today.
00:07:02Wow, look at you.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:20Actually, go back a few.
00:07:24Okay, stop.
00:07:29Yes.
00:07:32I am going to go talkless because I'm an empowered woman.
00:07:48Yo.
00:07:50True.
00:07:51You said this was a private beach.
00:07:52Hello.
00:07:53Hello.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:56I'm Paz.
00:07:57Oh, Paz.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:07:59Paz.
00:08:00The rental host.
00:08:02P-A-Z, Paz.
00:08:03Oh, oh, Paz is the name.
00:08:05Love that.
00:08:06How are you guys finding the place?
00:08:08It's great.
00:08:08Oh, it's great.
00:08:09Yeah, thanks, yeah.
00:08:10Good.
00:08:11Sorry to be annoying.
00:08:12We, um, I think there was supposed to be, like, food in the house or, like, a lunch prepared
00:08:16part of the welcome package.
00:08:18The honeymoon package.
00:08:19Oh, yeah.
00:08:20I told my friends to drop off some food, but, you know, island time.
00:08:23We move at the speed of nature.
00:08:24Oh, yeah.
00:08:25Don't worry about it.
00:08:25We actually already ate.
00:08:26Yeah, we brought some bars.
00:08:28Yeah, yeah.
00:08:29Yeah, they're these healthy bars.
00:08:30They're for women, you know.
00:08:31Well, they're for anybody.
00:08:32I mean, they're not gendered.
00:08:35They're not Mrs. Bar, Mr. Bar.
00:08:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38They're keto, you know, so.
00:08:40I don't.
00:08:40Oh, God.
00:08:41You need to know keto, because I think that's probably the diet here, right?
00:08:45I promised the food.
00:08:46It was great.
00:08:47I recommend trying BBs down the beach.
00:08:49Do you guys want to?
00:08:49Oh, okay, BBs.
00:08:52Oh, we would love to.
00:08:54We were just going to settle in a bit.
00:08:57Yeah, right on.
00:08:58Well, if you need me, I'll be right down the beach.
00:09:00Nice to meet you.
00:09:01Yeah.
00:09:11And I appreciate you, Serena.
00:09:14You have a great night.
00:09:15Bye-bye.
00:09:17Who's Serena?
00:09:19It's going to be a few more days.
00:09:22The bags are still in Houston.
00:09:23Really?
00:09:24Yeah.
00:09:25That's annoying.
00:09:26Well, they're doing the best they can.
00:09:29Well, you could have yelled.
00:09:31You never yell.
00:09:33I yell.
00:09:35Oh, you do?
00:09:36Yes.
00:09:45You know what?
00:09:46I am really just tired from the flight.
00:09:49Okay.
00:09:50We don't have to.
00:09:59No.
00:10:00It's fine.
00:10:03It's fine?
00:10:04No, I'm not.
00:10:05I just mean it's our honeymoon.
00:10:08Oh, it's our honeymoon.
00:10:09I've heard that before.
00:10:11Hey, you cannot say that.
00:10:13I just did.
00:10:14It's our honeymoon.
00:10:14It is.
00:10:17It is.
00:10:17It is.
00:10:18It is.
00:10:18It is.
00:10:19It is.
00:10:19Gentlemen, put your hands together for our bride and groom.
00:10:22Teresa and Drew.
00:10:25Teresa and I, we're so grateful.
00:10:28For all of you.
00:10:30We're coming out to celebrate us.
00:10:31And now, Drew has a little surprise for his bride, Teresa.
00:10:36We're coming out to celebrate us.
00:10:41A love melody.
00:10:46It sings to me
00:10:51In your eyes
00:10:55A symphony
00:10:57Hold me close to you
00:11:06Underneath the starry beams
00:11:11You and I
00:11:14In lovers dreams
00:11:18Don't end up
00:11:26Dispatches from paradise
00:11:43Dispatches from paradise
00:11:47Dispatches from paradise
00:11:57Dispatches from paradise
00:12:02Good morning.
00:12:09Breakfast?
00:12:10No, I don't...
00:12:11I want to get back to my wedding weight.
00:12:13I was actually thinking of trying intermittent fasting.
00:12:16Cool.
00:12:17But there's coffee.
00:12:18Oh, thank you.
00:12:21I want to be in my body and be close to nature.
00:12:25Awesome.
00:12:26Like moving at the speed of nature.
00:12:33Hey.
00:12:35Do you want to fast with me?
00:12:39Like on our honeymoon?
00:12:40I feel like it's the perfect time to, like, reset.
00:12:45It's only in the mornings.
00:12:49Um...
00:12:50It's intermittent.
00:12:51But I work out in the mornings,
00:12:53and I think if I skip breakfast,
00:12:55that might be a little tough for me.
00:12:59Fine.
00:13:01We'll eat breakfast.
00:13:05Weird.
00:13:07What?
00:13:08Jason just liked that picture of us.
00:13:10Jason?
00:13:11Jason Nichols.
00:13:13He commented too, he said,
00:13:14great picture, Theresa.
00:13:17Just Theresa.
00:13:18That guy's so nice.
00:13:19I remember him.
00:13:22Hi.
00:13:23What?
00:13:24Are you thinking something to eat?
00:13:25Yes.
00:13:26Yes.
00:13:27I will have the breakfast traditional,
00:13:28por favor.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Theresa?
00:13:31Oh, una más piña colada, por favor.
00:13:34Uh, and to eat?
00:13:36Uh, I'm fasting.
00:13:38Como se dice, fasting.
00:13:40How's your day going so far?
00:13:44It's a beautiful day.
00:13:45It's like every day.
00:13:46You are so lucky to live here.
00:13:48It's our honeymoon.
00:13:49Congratulations.
00:13:50Yeah, well, it's a delayed honeymoon.
00:13:52Yeah.
00:13:53One year I've been married to this one.
00:13:56Isn't he handsome?
00:13:57He is very handsome.
00:13:59He's a handsome golden boy.
00:14:02Even my mom has a crush on him.
00:14:04And she doesn't even really like me that much.
00:14:08Actually, on the plane ride over here,
00:14:09he saved a man's life.
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12A man who may or may not have been having
00:14:13a little reaction to my keto bar.
00:14:15We don't know anything for sure.
00:14:17But yeah, we were on the plane,
00:14:18and this guy's like,
00:14:20my throat's closing up.
00:14:22And Drew was like,
00:14:23give me that EpiPen,
00:14:24and then he stabs the man.
00:14:26And the man was saved.
00:14:28The man lives because of Drew.
00:14:31And then everybody was staring at me,
00:14:35with eyeball daggers,
00:14:37because I'm the bitch who opened up the nut bar,
00:14:39which again,
00:14:40we don't even know if there were actually
00:14:41peanut traces in there.
00:14:43But after the entire plane has practically applauded him,
00:14:45and given him the Medal of Honor,
00:14:47he decides to say that it is our keto bar.
00:14:53He takes the blame.
00:14:57Are you okay?
00:14:58What?
00:14:59I'm telling a funny story.
00:15:00Everybody's laughing.
00:15:04He took the blame for our keto bar.
00:15:06What's going on?
00:15:07Nothing.
00:15:08Are you sure?
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:10I feel like you're mad at me.
00:15:14I'm not mad.
00:15:15I'm not mad.
00:15:16Am I allowed to be a feeling that is something other than jovial?
00:15:18I mean, this is going to be a week-long vacation,
00:15:19and I'm allowed to be a feeling that is something other than happy.
00:15:20I'm not mad.
00:15:21Am I allowed to be a feeling that is something other than jovial?
00:15:22I'm not mad.
00:15:23I'm not mad.
00:15:24I'm not mad.
00:15:25I'm not mad.
00:15:26I'm not mad.
00:15:27I'm not mad.
00:15:28Am I allowed to be a feeling that is something other than jovial?
00:15:30I mean, this is going to be a week-long vacation, and I'm allowed to be a feeling that is something other than happy.
00:15:31In fact, right now, I'm relaxed.
00:15:32I'm relaxing.
00:15:33Okay, good.
00:15:34Good.
00:15:35You know, what happened on the plane does sound obnoxious.
00:15:36Yeah, it was.
00:15:37Sorry.
00:15:38Don't apologize.
00:15:39No.
00:15:40I, um...
00:15:41I'm not mad.
00:15:42I'm not mad.
00:15:43I'm not mad.
00:15:44I'm not mad.
00:15:45I'm not mad.
00:15:46I'm not mad.
00:15:47I'm not mad.
00:15:48I'm not mad.
00:15:49I'm not mad.
00:15:50Am I allowed to be a feeling that is something other than jovial?
00:15:52I mean, this is going to be a week-long vacation, and I'm allowed to be a feeling that's something other than happy.
00:15:54In fact, right now, I'm relaxed.
00:15:55I'm relaxing.
00:15:56Okay, good.
00:15:57Good.
00:15:58You know, what happened on the plane does sound obnoxious.
00:15:59Yeah, it was.
00:16:03Sorry.
00:16:04No.
00:16:05I, um...
00:16:06I shouldn't have snapped.
00:16:09Is there anything that I can do to make it right?
00:16:14No.
00:16:16No.
00:16:18You're good.
00:16:19You're sick.
00:16:31That's a good one.
00:16:32What are you laughing at?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Your hat?
00:16:35Oh.
00:16:36Your ironic fisherman hat.
00:16:43Are you, um, not wearing that hat to make me laugh?
00:16:46I see what you're saying.
00:17:01I shouldn't have tried to take credit for the keto bar.
00:17:03Okay, but even that, even saying that, like, can you just try not to be so good for once? Does that make sense?
00:17:10I mean, we've been married a year now. Are we different? Do you feel different?
00:17:14We just got married. We just got married. We're still the same people. Taxes are different. Like, when you were talking about Alan, like...
00:17:20Jason.
00:17:21Yes, Jason. Okay? A lot of guys would be weirded out by that. I'm not gonna put that on you.
00:17:27Mm, that is weird to me. I'm saying if we were to look back, would we be like, yes, we went all out. We lived full lives. Does that make sense?
00:17:36It does, and... I will try. I wanna try.
00:17:40I just hear honeymoon and suddenly I feel like this... wait. Like, suddenly, like, this needs to be, like, the best week of our lives.
00:17:46Like an adventure.
00:17:48Yes. Yes, like an adventure.
00:17:50Yep.
00:17:51Yep.
00:17:52But we're on the most adventurous vacation of our entire friend group.
00:17:56I don't know, I'm confused, and it's a lot of pressure.
00:17:59No, no, no, no. There's no pressure, okay? There's no pressure. It's just our honeymoon.
00:18:04Oh, but there is one. Oh, my God, come here.
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:09I do feel seen by you, I do. I do.
00:18:13I see you, like I see you.
00:18:15And I see you seeing me, I do. I see you seeing me, I do.
00:18:21I really love it when you tell me these things. I really do.
00:18:26Okay, that can sometimes be hard for me.
00:18:29I feel really, really good. I do. Just to be able to talk, you know?
00:18:40Good morning.
00:18:41What?
00:18:43Oh, hey.
00:18:45Hey.
00:18:46I told you guys my friends always come through. Are y'all getting hungry?
00:18:49Brunch is just about ready.
00:18:50Find your own package.
00:18:52Uh, we're fasting.
00:18:53Do you want to join us?
00:18:56Yeah, I do.
00:19:00When I got here, I was like, I need to be by the jungle. Always.
00:19:03But I need to be by the ocean, too.
00:19:05And I feel like Cam Boca's, I get the best of both worlds.
00:19:07You can have it all.
00:19:09If you have balance.
00:19:13That really, really resonates with me.
00:19:15Like for me, I knew I needed something for me outside of work, outside of the rise and grind culture.
00:19:20And so I was like, I'm taking back Mondays.
00:19:24But like, what does that mean actually, right?
00:19:26And so I was like, okay.
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:29Sunday scaries.
00:19:30No sleep.
00:19:32Monday fog.
00:19:34Caffeine fix.
00:19:36So, I decided to make my morning coffee a practice of self-care.
00:19:39Skip the blue bottle, brew at home.
00:19:41I started doing it every day.
00:19:42And I realized, I do have the discipline.
00:19:45And I sort of got control over myself.
00:19:48And I think it was that sort of mental obstacle, like that hurdle of doing it every day, that sort of changed my life forever.
00:19:57Yeah, that is balance.
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:04How about you? How do you find balance?
00:20:07Oh, um, I, uh, I work out in the mornings.
00:20:12I'm a podcast engineer and it's, it's a lot of sitting.
00:20:16And so, uh, working out helps me focus and stay balanced.
00:20:22You're in your head right now.
00:20:27Take this.
00:20:32A rock?
00:20:33It's not just a rock, it's a special rock.
00:20:35So whenever you have anxiety or something's coming up for you, you can hold it or play with it or whatever you want.
00:20:40But I used to have the same thing, so I get it.
00:20:44Well, I, uh, I don't want to take your special rock.
00:20:48No, it's your rock now, seriously.
00:20:53I'll be right back.
00:20:54I'm gonna go get myself a new rock.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:21:07Okay.
00:21:08Listen.
00:21:09Remember when we were talking about trying something new for our adventure?
00:21:13Mm-hmm.
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:15Hear me out.
00:21:16Don't react until I finish.
00:21:18Okay.
00:21:19What if we seduced Paws?
00:21:25Ever in a host?
00:21:26Mm-hmm.
00:21:28Are you serious?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:31I mean, we're both clearly attracted to them.
00:21:34And like, there's a connection.
00:21:37I mean, this is our honeymoon, right?
00:21:39And it's a safe space to do it.
00:21:41And, you know, we didn't anticipate it, which I think is really good.
00:21:47Yeah.
00:21:48Um, it's, I mean, it sounds like a lot.
00:21:52Um.
00:21:53Yeah, but, okay, don't you want to jumpstart things and like, reset things?
00:21:57I mean, we're setting the table for the rest of our lives.
00:22:00And I, we want an adventure.
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:04Okay.
00:22:05Okay.
00:22:06To be clear, you're saying you just want to have a threesome here and, and we're not opening
00:22:11our relationship at all.
00:22:12We're not opening.
00:22:13No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15A threesome.
00:22:16But, I mean, if you and Paws wanted to have your own experience, I'd support that.
00:22:23Like, I think that'd be beautiful.
00:22:26I, a threesome for us.
00:22:30Yeah, for us.
00:22:32You know, I, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
00:22:37No.
00:22:38Gotta have your rock.
00:22:39I don't think so.
00:22:42Okay, that was an awesome meal.
00:22:44Oh.
00:22:45Oh, yeah.
00:22:46For sure.
00:22:47Really great.
00:22:48Nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:22:49I got this.
00:22:50We're gonna clean up.
00:22:51You've been amazing.
00:22:52We're gonna write a great review on the rock too.
00:22:55Right on.
00:22:56And you rock.
00:22:57Oh, thank you.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59Alright, right on.
00:23:00Well, if you need me, I'm just up the beach.
00:23:01Great.
00:23:02Thanks a lot.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04Alright.
00:23:09Uh, Paws.
00:23:10Yeah, what's up?
00:23:11Hey, um, can we pay you to show us a good time?
00:23:15I mean, like a good time, like a good time around the islands, cause we were gonna be here for three or four days, we just wanna, we want an adventure around the islands.
00:23:24Yeah, just like a tour guide.
00:23:25Yeah, only a tour guide.
00:23:26Yeah, only a tour guide.
00:23:27Like, you don't have to put us to bed or anything, or like babysit us.
00:23:31You know, but, uh, shows that I'm compromising and I'm open.
00:23:34Yeah, for sure.
00:23:35No, we could, I'm totally down.
00:23:37We can go to Pocky Point and there's the mangroves.
00:23:40I could take you guys to Secret Island.
00:23:43Secret Island?
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45It's this island that no one really knows about and it's fucking sick.
00:23:48Great.
00:24:18So, the owner was like, hey, Paws, why don't you just keep an eye on things you hear all the time, I'll pay you.
00:24:24So, it kinda just worked out.
00:24:26Sometimes things just work out.
00:24:29Yeah, sometimes things just work out.
00:24:32Like how we met on Craigslist.
00:24:39I was selling my nana's lamp. Didn't really fit in my place.
00:24:43You would sell your grandma's lamp?
00:24:45Well, I was leaning into a more Japanese aesthetic and nana was more of a maximalist.
00:25:03Teresa answered the ad.
00:25:07And a lot of people were low-balling me and then she comes in and she's, she offers me the lowest number.
00:25:14Right.
00:25:15And I, uh, couldn't say no cause she's a good negotiator.
00:25:19Cool.
00:25:20Let's go first one.
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:29Yeah, it's magical.
00:25:30I mean there's like fireflies everywhere and, um, I don't know why people shit all over the Midwest.
00:25:35It's the best.
00:25:36I'm trying to remember why I was there.
00:25:38My cousin, lover.
00:25:40But it was winter, so there were no lightning bugs.
00:25:44Your cousin, lover?
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:46My cousin Sammy at the time we were dating.
00:25:49You were dating your cousin?
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51Like second cousin?
00:25:53No, first.
00:25:54It's very common for cousins to marry and have children.
00:25:57It's actually a Western constructed taboo that's pretty damaging to a normal and acceptable practice.
00:26:03Super Western.
00:26:04Hey.
00:26:05How are you doing?
00:26:06Muy bien.
00:26:07I mean, wow.
00:26:08This is a secret island.
00:26:09Wow.
00:26:10Oh, no.
00:26:11No, this isn't a secret island.
00:26:12No, I gotta get to know you a little better before we go to the secret island.
00:26:33No, I gotta get to know you a little better before we go to Secret Island.
00:26:40Ooh, tough luck.
00:26:43Come on, babe!
00:26:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:26:48Wow, babe!
00:26:50Pause, I thought you said you played soccer.
00:26:53Oh, come on. Give me a minute.
00:26:57Okay, if I were a fruit, what would I be?
00:27:00Coconut.
00:27:01Coconut.
00:27:03Okay, what would Drew be?
00:27:05Oh.
00:27:08Are you saying I'm round?
00:27:10No, no, coconuts are sweet.
00:27:12Where did you get that?
00:27:13Oh, yeah, my pops gave it to me. It's an Albanian eagle.
00:27:16Dads usually give it to their sons, but my dad gave it to me, not my brothers.
00:27:19Why?
00:27:20Because you're his favorite?
00:27:21Probably.
00:27:22Watch the step.
00:27:23Thanks. Oh, thanks.
00:27:24I got it.
00:27:26Yeah, we're still waiting on the bags from Houston, but it's actually pretty liberating.
00:27:29But who needs more than one outfit, right?
00:27:32I mean, who needs clothes at all?
00:27:34I'm just kidding.
00:27:35Yeah, I only have t-shirts.
00:27:37How'd you choose your name, by the way?
00:27:39Pause?
00:27:41It means peace.
00:27:43So what, you just woke up one day and decided you wanted to be named Peace?
00:27:46That's exactly what happened.
00:27:48Okay, well, if you can change your name, I can too.
00:27:50You can.
00:27:51Okay.
00:27:52You can change it right now.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:54My name's Coco.
00:27:56Because of the coconuts?
00:27:59No.
00:28:01We're moving at the speed of nature around here.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:09Oh, my God.
00:28:11There you go.
00:28:12Thanks.
00:28:13Yeah, for sure.
00:28:14So, what kind of podcasts do you work on?
00:28:16Conversation, mostly.
00:28:18True crime.
00:28:20Pop culture, sports.
00:28:21Right on.
00:28:22You like true crime?
00:28:23Not really.
00:28:39No.
00:28:41Do you?
00:28:42Fuck no.
00:28:43I used to be in music.
00:28:50No bills are paid that way.
00:28:52But the skills carry over into podcasting, so...
00:28:56Right.
00:28:58And I do get to play a little bit with the true crime stuff.
00:29:01Like, I'll add, uh, creepy music and mess with the levels.
00:29:09I don't think they notice, though.
00:29:11Probably not.
00:29:13In the other shows, the hosts are, like, semi-famous people
00:29:18acting like they're saying something important to build their brands
00:29:22so they don't have to podcast anymore.
00:29:24Oh, fuck. That's depressing.
00:29:28Wait, so you play an instrument?
00:29:30You guys, look.
00:29:32They're so cute.
00:29:37What are they saying?
00:29:44That cat's got scabies.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:48Oh, my God.
00:29:48Oh, my God.
00:29:48No, Teresa, cat's scabies.
00:29:51They don't bite humans.
00:29:53God, I love that woman.
00:29:54They don't bite humans, Teresa.
00:29:58Come on.
00:30:00I can feel it.
00:30:02Your wife is fucking crazy.
00:30:07It's good.
00:30:19Thank you so much.
00:30:20I'll see you there.
00:30:21Hey, guys.
00:30:22The boat is ready.
00:30:24Can you help?
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:24You see my hat?
00:30:32Hey.
00:30:32Oh, excuse me.
00:30:34Oh, that's my hat.
00:30:35That's mine.
00:30:36It's his hat now.
00:30:37I traded for this.
00:30:39What?
00:30:40It was a special rock,
00:30:41and he really wanted you to have it.
00:30:43But I was like,
00:30:44she's not going to take a rock from a kid,
00:30:45so I gave him a hat.
00:30:48Besides,
00:30:48your wife hates the hat.
00:30:50She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:51She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:52She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:53She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:54She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:55She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:56She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:57She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:58She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:30:59She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:31:00She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:31:01She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:31:02She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:31:03She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:31:04She's not going to take a rock from a kid.
00:31:05Um, do you want to join us for a drink tonight?
00:31:29Of course.
00:31:31What better way to end the day?
00:31:32Ha!
00:31:33What do you mean?
00:31:34We're going to dancing tonight.
00:31:35Hi, Kiki!
00:31:38What's your name?
00:31:40How are you?
00:31:41This is Drew, Teresa.
00:31:44This is my Kiki.
00:31:45Nice to meet you.
00:31:46Hi.
00:31:51So, um, my Kiki, what brought you to Bocas?
00:31:56No, um, just Kiki.
00:31:58Paws loves nicknames.
00:31:59Yes.
00:32:01Tell them.
00:32:03Tell them.
00:32:04Come on.
00:32:04Well, I was out here for a certain reality TV show.
00:32:12Filming on an island out here.
00:32:14Yes, yeah, that one.
00:32:16And I was really excited, of course.
00:32:19And I mean, it's super competitive to even get on.
00:32:21So I didn't care if they cast me as the villain.
00:32:22I was just so ready and, um, I was voted off for the first night.
00:32:31Oh, yikes.
00:32:33It's okay.
00:32:34It's okay.
00:32:34You put yourself out there, and I think that is so big.
00:32:37Thanks for you.
00:32:38So big.
00:32:39And I love that you're someone who would do that.
00:32:41I appreciate that.
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:43It's just, I don't know how Paws understands completely, because I don't know if you've even
00:32:49seen a reality TV show before.
00:32:51I haven't.
00:32:52I haven't.
00:32:52Not once.
00:32:53Well, the only thing worse than being the villain is being the one no one remembers.
00:33:01So I decided to stay in town to decompress and wallow a bit, and Paws found me at Coquitos.
00:33:12Drowning my sorrows.
00:33:13I still think that is just so cool.
00:33:16I would love to be on a show like that.
00:33:17You should.
00:33:18Right?
00:33:19I mean, you've got the strength, obviously.
00:33:21We will.
00:33:22And the social game, which is pretty much most of it.
00:33:26I'm going to re-up my drink.
00:33:29Does anybody want another drink?
00:33:31Oh, no, I was still working on mine.
00:33:33Thanks, though.
00:33:34Yeah, thank you.
00:33:36So what brings you guys to the island?
00:33:38I'm going to be right back.
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:41It is our honeymoon.
00:33:44Your honeymoon?
00:33:45Yeah.
00:33:46Oh, my gosh.
00:33:46Congratulations, the happy couple.
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:50I have questions.
00:33:51Oh, please.
00:33:52Fire away.
00:33:57You like it sour?
00:34:02Ew.
00:34:04I like it sour.
00:34:08How long have you and my Kiki been together?
00:34:11Oh, we're not together.
00:34:15We just enjoy each other's company.
00:34:17Oh.
00:34:18Okay, totally.
00:34:18I figured.
00:34:20Which is fine, obviously.
00:34:22But wouldn't it be fine?
00:34:24I don't blame you for staying.
00:34:25This place is so beautiful.
00:34:26I mean, it is.
00:34:27It really is.
00:34:28I mean, it's amazing.
00:34:29But I didn't stay here for the island.
00:34:33I stayed here for buried treasure.
00:34:36What?
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:37Yeah, no, I'm serious.
00:34:39There's buried treasure all over this island.
00:34:42Yeah, try this.
00:34:43You're going to spit it.
00:34:54You like it?
00:34:55Mm-hmm.
00:34:55Mm.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:59I don't.
00:35:00Disgusting.
00:35:01All right.
00:35:08Let's dance.
00:35:38The history and the adventure and the exploring.
00:35:47It's just.
00:35:48Incredible.
00:35:49Yes.
00:35:51Guess what?
00:35:52We're going to the secret island, huh?
00:35:54Ooh.
00:35:55What's that?
00:35:55Oh, my God.
00:35:56Oh!
00:35:56I don't like things that crawl.
00:35:59Look, it won't do anything.
00:36:00It's just a cup.
00:36:01Ooh.
00:36:01Ooh, I love this stuff.
00:36:03Hey, drinks on me.
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:07Paz and Kiki, they're just friends.
00:36:09Very friendly friends.
00:36:11What about Kiki?
00:36:13Uh, uh, I don't know.
00:36:14What about Kiki?
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:16You know?
00:36:18No.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19Okay, let's hear it.
00:36:20No, no, no, no.
00:36:20Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:21I was open to Paz because you were attracted to them.
00:36:23Why don't you just be open to Kiki?
00:36:25Uh, I don't know, Drew.
00:36:27It's, I don't know.
00:36:28The energy's not there.
00:36:29I found a connection with Paz.
00:36:32Okay, it took a beat.
00:36:33But we're on vacation.
00:36:35Like, this is a safe space for us to explore together.
00:36:38Don't laugh.
00:36:39You know you want to.
00:36:40Okay.
00:36:40Our adventure.
00:36:41Okay, fine, maybe.
00:36:50Paz said they're going to pick us up tomorrow morning and take us to breakfast on the ocean.
00:36:55I mean, do you feel that chemistry with Paz?
00:36:58Because I see it between you two.
00:37:00I mean, it is electric.
00:37:02It's like we're alive.
00:37:04And Secret Island is clearly where they go to fool around.
00:37:08I mean, you saw the look on Kiki's face when Paz said that.
00:37:12What do you think it's going to be like with Paz?
00:37:16Are you mad about Kiki?
00:37:20When we go to Secret Island, it's going to be like this.
00:37:36And this.
00:37:38You're going to do this to both me and Paz at the same time.
00:37:49Yes.
00:37:56And this.
00:37:57And this.
00:38:08And this.
00:38:11And this.
00:38:15And this.
00:38:18And this.
00:38:22You're awake.
00:38:50What time is?
00:38:51I have no idea.
00:38:54Hey, what if we didn't sleep with Paz?
00:38:57What?
00:38:58Yeah, I just feel like I sort of forced you into it.
00:39:02And I don't know.
00:39:05No, no, you didn't.
00:39:06Let's just stick to the plan.
00:39:08For us.
00:39:10Our adventure.
00:39:14Right.
00:39:15Right.
00:39:15Okay.
00:39:17I'm going to go make coffee.
00:39:19Big day.
00:39:21Secret island.
00:39:23Secret island.
00:39:23Secret island.
00:39:24How is it?
00:39:51It's good.
00:39:52Come in.
00:40:00Who's ready for a secret island?
00:40:04Up we are.
00:40:06Yes.
00:40:10No way.
00:40:11I told you I got you.
00:40:13You didn't have to do this.
00:40:14No, I did.
00:40:15And it is a Panama hat.
00:40:16They're just made in Ecuador.
00:40:17It's a common misconception.
00:40:18Oh.
00:40:19You look so cute.
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:22So I have a picnic packed up here.
00:40:23A special picnic.
00:40:24We have some arts and crafts.
00:40:25I love arts and crafts.
00:40:27And a lot of water.
00:40:28A lot of water?
00:40:29Oh, good.
00:40:29And the thing about Secret Island.
00:40:31When we get there, we're going to have.
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:40:33What's wrong?
00:40:33Oh, my God.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:36Did you get bit?
00:40:36No, nothing.
00:40:37It's fine.
00:40:38Teresa.
00:40:38What happened?
00:40:39Fuck.
00:40:39No, no, it's.
00:40:41No, it's fine.
00:40:42It's fine.
00:40:42What is it?
00:40:43Do what happened?
00:40:44My ring.
00:40:45I had it on the porch.
00:40:46It was on my finger.
00:40:47And then I came out here to the ocean.
00:40:48And then I stuck my hands down on the ground.
00:40:51Because I was grounding myself.
00:40:52Remind me, Barry.
00:40:53Just dig.
00:40:54Just dig.
00:40:54Are you sure it was right here?
00:40:55Yes.
00:40:55Oh, that was so stupid.
00:40:57That was so stupid.
00:40:58It's okay.
00:40:59What do we do?
00:40:59Oh, my God.
00:40:59It's okay.
00:41:03I'm so sorry.
00:41:05It's okay.
00:41:06No, I'm not good.
00:41:08Don't say that.
00:41:09I love you so much.
00:41:12No, don't say that.
00:41:15It's going to be okay.
00:41:19Guys, I'm so sorry.
00:41:24The last metal detector.
00:41:25On the island went missing six years ago.
00:41:30I'm so sorry.
00:41:31I'm so sorry.
00:41:33Fuck.
00:41:40Is there anything I can do for you?
00:41:41I'm so sorry.
00:42:07I'm so sorry.
00:42:08We should go inside.
00:42:38You've been trying to seduce me this whole time.
00:42:56No.
00:42:57No.
00:43:00Okay, well, yes.
00:43:04It's fine. We have a connection.
00:43:08You know what would make this even better?
00:43:10What?
00:43:11Ref is in bed.
00:43:13Hey, we'll help. Go ahead.
00:43:14No, no, I got it.
00:43:15No?
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:17I feel so present. Like, so in my body.
00:43:26Yeah, that's good.
00:43:28I've been trying to be like more of my body and just like more of myself in general. Like for example, in my morning routine, I wake up, I do my morning pages, I write three things I'm grateful for, three things I wish I could improve upon, and three intentions I have for the day.
00:43:43Just fine if I'm not staying grateful, I just like end up being this really like negative headspace, which just sort of accelerates me to be like more in my body.
00:43:48Whoa.
00:43:49So you do all that so you can be present?
00:43:50Yeah, yeah. All the time.
00:43:51I want you to be present.
00:43:52I want you to be present with me.
00:43:53three intentions I have for the day just fine if I'm not staying grateful I just like end up being
00:43:57in this really like negative headspace which sort of accelerates me to be like more in my body
00:44:01whoa so you do all that so you can be present yeah yeah all the time
00:44:08I want you to be present with me
00:44:23I don't I don't I don't think I could do that
00:44:28man
00:44:32what do you feel
00:44:38I feel your hands
00:44:45what do you see
00:44:47I see your eyes
00:44:51how do you feel
00:44:55I feel safe
00:45:00you'll find you surprise yourself when you quiet yourself
00:45:03breakfast on the upper deck
00:45:14man I am so full but I can't stop eating
00:45:23I love your pancakes true
00:45:26I'm really good at making pancakes
00:45:29should we uh should we do a check-in
00:45:33um yeah sure
00:45:36yeah well I can go first
00:45:37so we just engaged in an intimate experience together and I feel very good about it
00:45:44well I feel good I feel really good I'm surprised at how good I feel and um I'm more connected with you
00:46:04so thank you Paz
00:46:06that makes me really happy to hear
00:46:08Teresa
00:46:10oh um I feel like I have to pee
00:46:17oh um I feel like I have to pee
00:46:24hmm
00:46:24hmm
00:46:27so
00:46:29hmm
00:46:29hmm
00:46:30hmm
00:46:30hmm
00:46:33hmm
00:46:35hmm
00:46:36hmm
00:46:37hmm
00:46:38hmm
00:46:40hmm
00:46:40hmm
00:46:40hmm
00:46:41hmm
00:46:42hmm
00:46:42hmm
00:46:42hmm
00:46:43Are you happy now?
00:47:01Life is moving.
00:47:13At the speed of nature.
00:47:24What to the pancakes?
00:47:26I am happy.
00:47:31I'm really, really happy.
00:47:37God.
00:47:38Flour, sugar, eggs, milk, chocolate.
00:47:49Chocolate?
00:47:51From your bag.
00:47:54That's not chocolate, chocolate.
00:47:58It's not chocolate, choc-
00:48:01It's magic chocolate.
00:48:03Oh my god.
00:48:13Gap in the teeth leads to the heart.
00:48:19It's all in math.
00:48:22Albert Einstein's second wife, Elsa, was his first cousin.
00:48:25Oh my god.
00:48:27Their mothers were sisters and their fathers were first cousins.
00:48:31Oh my god.
00:48:33Can you imagine how hard it would be to balance mother-in-laws who are also sisters?
00:48:41On top of maintaining his relationship with Elsa?
00:48:45I love my husband.
00:48:49I love his jokes.
00:48:52They're funny.
00:48:55They are funny.
00:48:56You know what?
00:48:58What?
00:49:01I have to love people right where they are.
00:49:04You gotta love people right where they are, Drew.
00:49:09I've got your back.
00:49:11I'm so happy.
00:49:22I'm so happy.
00:49:27I'm so happy.
00:49:32I drugged us.
00:49:42I drugged us on accident.
00:49:47Oh shit.
00:49:50Whoa.
00:49:51Whoa.
00:49:52Whoa.
00:50:13Let me see it.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:21Oh fuck.
00:50:26Oh fuck.
00:50:31That's awesome.
00:50:33Jeez.
00:50:36This is like the best thing I've ever eaten.
00:50:42What are the plans for tonight?
00:50:46I need to dance.
00:50:48Oh, you know what?
00:50:49I need to dance too.
00:50:50Mm-hmm.
00:50:51Let's dance.
00:50:53I'm gonna meet up with some friends, but y'all should definitely have some fun.
00:51:00Oh, yeah.
00:51:01Good.
00:51:02Yeah, that's great actually.
00:51:03You know what?
00:51:04I've been wanting some solo time with you.
00:51:06Oh yeah.
00:51:07That's good.
00:51:08Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:51:09All right.
00:51:10All right.
00:51:11All right.
00:51:12Well, if you need me.
00:51:13You know where I live.
00:51:14All right.
00:51:15Down the beach.
00:51:16All right.
00:51:17Bye.
00:51:18Bye.
00:51:19You're so funny.
00:51:20Hmm.
00:51:21So be nice.
00:51:23No, I am glad we chose here.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:25It's been so, um...
00:51:26You okay?
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28Whoa, what the fuck was that?
00:51:29Whoa, what the fuck was that?
00:51:30It's just a crab.
00:51:31No, no!
00:51:32No!
00:51:33No!
00:51:34No!
00:51:35No!
00:51:36No!
00:51:37No!
00:51:38No!
00:51:39No!
00:51:40No!
00:51:41No!
00:51:42No!
00:51:43No!
00:51:44No!
00:51:45No!
00:51:46No, no!
00:51:47Oh my gosh.
00:51:48I don't like it.
00:51:49I don't like it.
00:51:50I don't like it.
00:51:51I don't like it.
00:51:52The thing is, I feel like if I'm moving, then things can't bite me.
00:51:56Does that make sense?
00:51:57So, I just feel like we need to go dancing.
00:51:59Yeah, let's just, let's go dancing.
00:52:04Are you okay?
00:52:06Mm-hmm.
00:52:07Oh, no.
00:52:08No.
00:52:09No, no.
00:52:10No, no.
00:52:13Are you okay? Mm-hmm
00:52:20Drew are you sure you're okay?
00:52:25Yes, you go without me don't deny her dancing mood
00:52:32Okay
00:52:35I'll be dancing here. I'm good good night
00:52:43Oh
00:52:52Hola, hi
00:52:55Un tequila soda for for work you let's order deep. Okay. Oh one lime right now
00:53:13Hello John, how are you? Hey Kiki, how are you?
00:53:18Good, and you?
00:53:20Excellent, welcome
00:53:22Hi, how was your day? Oh it was um it was great thanks yeah it was great
00:53:32Do you hate yourself?
00:53:40No
00:53:42I don't hate myself. That's great. Oh
00:53:47What kind of question is that?
00:53:49Oh
00:53:51Right um no, I'm just wondering. I was just wondering
00:54:00You see I was on this reality TV show yeah, I know right um
00:54:07Sorry
00:54:09Just I figure you have to hate yourself to put yourself on a show like that
00:54:23But at least now I know I hate myself and I'm working on it
00:54:28And I think someday I will like myself
00:54:34That's great Kiki that you're doing all that work
00:54:38Um, but I like myself so I don't really think that pertains to me
00:54:47That's good
00:54:48You know I saw you guys earlier
00:55:02You know you and Paws and Drew
00:55:06Oh
00:55:07Yeah, that's okay. I mean I'm super used to it by now and that's kind of Paws' thing
00:55:13You know sleeping with couples here on vacation
00:55:17And it's funny because they all think it's like this magical unique thing
00:55:23But it's not
00:55:29Being with Paws alone though that's different that's special like they
00:55:34They let very few people in one-on-one like that
00:55:43Um
00:55:48Okay, thank you. I have to go
00:55:52Um
00:55:54Okay, do you um
00:56:08Own experience. I can have my own experience
00:56:10Paws
00:56:11I don't hear
00:56:16Paws
00:56:17Paws
00:56:20Oh
00:56:21Sorry
00:56:36Paws?
00:56:40Hey
00:56:42Hey
00:56:46How was your night?
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:52Yo! I was just packing so we could go first thing
00:56:54Oh, great
00:56:56Yeah. Awesome. Um
00:56:58Do you wanna have a beer?
00:57:00Is it cold?
00:57:11You're quiet
00:57:15You're quiet
00:57:17I just feel at ease when I'm around you
00:57:21So you like me?
00:57:22So you like me?
00:57:35I'm sorry
00:57:37Um...
00:57:39Teresa's just in my head
00:57:41And I can't stop thinking
00:57:42I thought that I was standing on something solid
00:57:51But now I think that I'm the only one that felt that
00:57:57She said that she wanted us to have our own experience
00:58:13You and me
00:58:14You and me
00:58:45You...
00:58:50Oh...
00:58:56passenger
00:59:08I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.
00:59:38Come on, the store's jammed.
00:59:48Need some help?
00:59:51Want me to fix it?
00:59:54Did you have fun?
00:59:57It was really, really fun.
01:00:02I missed you.
01:00:04How are you feeling?
01:00:06Oh, much better.
01:00:08Good.
01:00:10Hey, listen.
01:00:11I want you so bad right now.
01:00:14I miss her one-on-ones.
01:00:18Oh, heal the breath.
01:00:21Sorry, Bean.
01:00:23No, no.
01:00:30Well, no tipsy there?
01:00:35You know what?
01:00:36I'm really tired.
01:00:38Oh.
01:00:40What?
01:00:41What?
01:00:42Oh, Lord.
01:00:43Ooh.
01:00:44Mm.
01:00:45Yeah.
01:00:46Yeah.
01:00:47Oh, she's breathing too.
01:00:49I know you can't go up to the door and watch your eyes.
01:00:51It's all looks nice.
01:00:52You can't go up to the door.
01:00:53I see.
01:00:54Oh, my God.
01:00:55Yeah, my God.
01:00:56Oh, my God.
01:00:57Okay.
01:00:58Uh-huh.
01:00:59Yeah, what a good boy.
01:01:01Oh, my God.
01:01:03You can't go up to the door.
01:01:04Oh, my God.
01:01:05And, um, you know, you're a place.
01:01:07Sorry.
01:01:18No.
01:01:19Keep going.
01:01:21No, I was just messing around.
01:01:25Are you ready for Secret Island?
01:01:28Mm-hmm.
01:01:30Oh, how was the bar?
01:01:32Oh, it was really, really fun.
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35I love hanging with that.
01:01:37Crew.
01:01:39Paz is such a funny dancer.
01:01:42Paz was there?
01:01:44That is, that's weird.
01:01:46Why is it weird?
01:01:48Well, Paz was here getting the boat ready for today.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54And, um, I saw them and I went down there.
01:01:58And then we had our own experience.
01:02:05Um, you and Paz?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:09You and Paz hooked up.
01:02:12Yeah.
01:02:12Yeah, like you wanted.
01:02:15It was...
01:02:16I was open.
01:02:19And it was awesome.
01:02:21Wow.
01:02:22Yeah.
01:02:24That's okay, right?
01:02:25Because you said that you told me you wanted me to...
01:02:27Yeah.
01:02:28Yeah, of course.
01:02:29Hey, here we are at Friday Beach, or whatever it's called.
01:02:43Hey, here we are at Friday Beach, or whatever it's called.
01:02:57Oh, there is the ocean.
01:03:00And here is Paz.
01:03:05And there's Drew.
01:03:07Drew.
01:03:08Drew.
01:03:10Give us a smile.
01:03:10Well, okay, that is gonna have to be good enough.
01:03:17Hey, Teresa, are you, uh, are you upset?
01:03:21No.
01:03:22No?
01:03:22No.
01:03:22God, why would I be upset?
01:03:24Oh, because Drew and I had our own experience last night.
01:03:27Which, which you said was okay.
01:03:29And you may have mixed feelings now about it, which is totally fine.
01:03:33Okay.
01:03:34Cool.
01:03:35Well, yeah, I mean, maybe I did say something along those lines, and it is fine.
01:03:40So, sorry if I'm a bit wound up.
01:03:43I guess just some of us had a certain sort of release last night, and some of us didn't.
01:03:49If you were to take a scientific pool, if it was the most relaxed on the island, it's not
01:03:53going to be me, so.
01:03:56That's fine.
01:03:56I'm sort of over here.
01:03:57You're sort of over there.
01:04:00Great.
01:04:01We're the three musketeers.
01:04:02One of the musketeers had been, like, picked out of the group and asked back to some sort
01:04:06of weird reunion tour.
01:04:08But no.
01:04:10I'm good.
01:04:12Hey, are you hungry?
01:04:13No, Drew, I'm not hungry.
01:04:15I'm fasting.
01:04:17Okay.
01:04:18You two need to figure this out.
01:04:20Can you just give us a second?
01:04:25Teresa, just talk to me.
01:04:28Talk to me.
01:04:28There's nothing to talk about.
01:04:30Well, I'm confused, because you said that you wanted this.
01:04:33That's exactly what you said.
01:04:34Okay, I don't mean every single thing that I say.
01:04:37How am I supposed to know that?
01:04:39I would never do anything that would hurt you.
01:04:41I would never...
01:04:42Hey, where are you going?
01:04:47You two need to figure it out!
01:04:49You're going to just leave us here?
01:04:51Great!
01:04:52I'm sorry.
01:04:52I'm sorry.
01:04:53I'm sorry.
01:04:54Great!
01:04:55I'm sorry.
01:04:55Great!
01:04:56Fucking great.
01:04:58What?
01:04:58I did something?
01:05:00I did something?
01:05:00Yeah, literally.
01:05:02Paws left us stranded here because we're so fucking awkward to be around.
01:05:06I just think it's funny.
01:05:08I just think it's funny that this entire week I've been the bad guy for wanting to do something
01:05:13with Paws.
01:05:13I never said that you were the bad guy for wanting us to do something with Paws.
01:05:18Then, meanwhile, bloody fucking doll, you and Paws.
01:05:22This was your idea.
01:05:23You said I would love for you to have your own experience with Paws.
01:05:26I think it would be beautiful.
01:05:27Oh, okay, mister, this is for us.
01:05:29That is the only reason why I agreed to do the threesome.
01:05:33God forbid I want anything outside of this.
01:05:37You know what?
01:05:38You didn't want this for us.
01:05:39You wanted it for you, and now you're pissed off because Paws and I have a connection.
01:05:44The three of us weren't enough for you.
01:05:47You just wanted your own thing.
01:05:49You know what?
01:05:50All this little playing pretend that we're doing, so blah.
01:05:56Makes me sick.
01:05:57This whole thing makes me sick.
01:06:01And honestly, Drew, I feel bad for you.
01:06:06I just want everyone to love you.
01:06:09Is that why you're bending over backwards for Paws, for the boat driver, for the guy in the aisle seat, everyone?
01:06:16Why do you make me feel this way?
01:06:19You make me feel bad for just existing.
01:06:21Apparently, there's something inherently wrong with me that you see and nobody else in the world sees.
01:06:31Like, I'm really sorry that people actually think I'm a good person.
01:06:35Maybe there's something wrong with you, Teresa.
01:06:39You know what?
01:06:40You're not the only person who thinks that about me.
01:06:42Oh, guess who else thinks that about me?
01:06:44I think that about me.
01:06:45But at least I do the work to be okay with being a complicated person.
01:06:50Fetal fasting's not doing the work.
01:06:52The videos, it's not work.
01:06:55And the threesome's not doing the work.
01:06:56Okay, well, why don't you tell yourself whatever little story makes you happy, right?
01:06:59Like, how about our story?
01:07:01Our little meet-cute.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:02Oh, I texted her and I waited a whole week and then she got back to me right away, right?
01:07:07I didn't even save your number.
01:07:10I was just drunk and horny on a shitty date.
01:07:14So I thought, yeah, why not hook up with the rando who I literally don't remember?
01:07:17And I show up and it's the lamp guy.
01:07:20Yeah, I referred to you as the lamp guy to my friends for weeks.
01:07:24And you just kept hanging around.
01:07:26So I thought, sure, I'll fuck you.
01:07:27Sure, I'll date you.
01:07:29Sure, I'll marry you.
01:07:30Which was so dumb because three years later, I still can't fucking stand you.
01:07:38And I'm sorry.
01:07:39You're right.
01:07:40I, for whatever reason, for whatever reason that I cannot explain, I cannot figure out a
01:07:47way to love you.
01:07:49What is wrong with me?
01:07:51That I cannot figure out a way to love you when the rest of the fucking world can.
01:07:58Drew, what are you doing?
01:08:22I'm building a shelter.
01:08:24Oh my God.
01:08:25We're stranded on an island called Secret Island.
01:08:28Who knows how long we'll be here.
01:08:30Okay.
01:08:31Well, um, let me help you.
01:08:34I don't want your help.
01:08:39I don't want your stick.
01:08:40I don't want your help.
01:08:55Drew.
01:08:58Drew.
01:09:00Don't talk to me.
01:09:03Drew.
01:09:04Don't talk to me.
01:09:06I have nothing to say to you.
01:09:07Drew.
01:09:09Drew, our boat is here.
01:09:27So how's your day going?
01:09:28Drew.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:29We're running.
01:09:42Let me move, please.
01:09:44Then you're inside.
01:09:48Thank you, sir.
01:09:50My husband, as he says, um, tips well.
01:09:54How good is the pina colada sound right now?
01:10:17Drew, can we talk about this?
01:10:19I'm sorry.
01:10:21My lawyer will be in touch.
01:10:24Are you seriously divorcing me right now?
01:10:30Yes.
01:10:31I want to go back.
01:10:45I want to go back.
01:10:49I want to go back.
01:10:50Can we stop it, babies?
01:11:09Taste it like you, taste it like you.
01:11:14Taste it like you.
01:11:16I'll be right back.
01:11:19I'll be right back.
01:11:25About earlier.
01:11:30No, no, no.
01:11:31No need to apologize.
01:11:33It's okay.
01:11:36Teresa and I are done.
01:11:37Oh, fuck.
01:11:41Okay.
01:11:42And I just wanted to come check on you.
01:11:44I know it was a lot.
01:11:46You just broke up with Teresa.
01:11:47You coming to check on me?
01:11:48Yeah.
01:11:49Yeah.
01:11:54Drew, I'm okay.
01:11:56Okay.
01:12:00Okay, right.
01:12:04I'm sorry.
01:12:09I'm sorry.
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