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00:02:29Thanks for the vote of confidence, buddy.
00:02:32Watch that tape.
00:02:34This is the future of our program.
00:02:35Yeah!
00:02:35Hey, Christmas potluck's about to start.
00:02:51Marge made this thing called Jingle Juice.
00:02:53I've had one.
00:02:54I have so very many questions.
00:02:56I'm uninspired.
00:02:57You're the top developer in the industry.
00:02:59And that's my lack of inspiration.
00:03:01I can't go any higher if I keep doing the same thing.
00:03:03Maybe your trip abroad will inspire you.
00:03:05Please.
00:03:06My parents will have a scarf deep in Christmas bonding activities.
00:03:09I won't have time to be inspired.
00:03:11You're a real treetopper today, huh?
00:03:13Sorry.
00:03:15I think I'm just nervous about tonight.
00:03:17Oh, fret not.
00:03:19Everything's set up by me.
00:03:21You're welcome.
00:03:22Yes.
00:03:23But William...
00:03:24But William what?
00:03:28What are you doing here?
00:03:29Absolutely not.
00:03:30You better finish that sentence right now, mister.
00:03:33Or do I have to stand back here and eavesdrop?
00:03:35But William will probably have his surgery go over and be late.
00:03:40Yes, probably.
00:03:42Be late for what?
00:03:42I can hear the telephone.
00:03:48Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:03:52Be late for a moment.
00:03:54Dinner tonight.
00:03:55Hmm?
00:03:55You and me.
00:03:57To celebrate the five-year anniversary of our meet-you.
00:04:03Our anniversary is on Christmas Eve, darling.
00:04:05It's not for another week.
00:04:06When we will be sailing down the Danube about to stop in Durkendorf.
00:04:09The Degendorf?
00:04:10All German cities sound alike.
00:04:11Sure.
00:04:11Um, on Christmas Eve, we're going to be in Austria.
00:04:15Vienna, in fact, which is the most special city to spend Christmas.
00:04:19And we will be surrounded by my entire family with zero alone time.
00:04:26What?
00:04:28I don't know.
00:04:29What's that look?
00:04:31Are you having second thoughts about going on this trip?
00:04:33Look, I know I've been to you about these forced family fun gatherings,
00:04:37but they're not as bad as I make them out to be.
00:04:39Mostly.
00:04:40I mean, Cal is uber-competitive, and Emery can play the martyr,
00:04:43and my parents can be a tad manipulative.
00:04:45It's not that.
00:04:46Then what is it?
00:04:47Nothing.
00:04:47Um, you know what?
00:04:48I have to go back to the hospital to see to a consult.
00:04:50I just thought I'd bring you these so you could be the cool boss.
00:04:53Your famous Christmas cookies.
00:04:55Oh, thank you.
00:04:58You're the best.
00:04:59I am.
00:05:01Dinner's tonight.
00:05:02Mm-hmm.
00:05:02Eight o'clock.
00:05:04Eight o'clock.
00:05:06Oh.
00:05:09I think he suspects anything.
00:05:12Please.
00:05:13William's like me at one of my brother's fantasy football drafts.
00:05:15Which means he hasn't got a clue.
00:05:20Whoa.
00:05:24Straight up.
00:05:25Down the barrel.
00:05:26Here we go.
00:05:26Oh, there she is.
00:05:31Thank you so much for doing this.
00:05:32No, thank you.
00:05:34Paid or not for this camera, I should definitely be putting it to more use.
00:05:36If I book this commercial, I promise I will pay you for this,
00:05:39because headshots are just so expensive these days.
00:05:42I thought this was for your dating profile.
00:05:44You know I'm double-dipping with these.
00:05:45You have to.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:48Speaking of dating, do you remember Theo from Zach's party?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53Nope.
00:05:54Cute, in a buttoned-up way, you know, programmer.
00:05:56I mean, a little annoying, but not really anything for you to worry about.
00:06:00I mean, everybody's annoying, really.
00:06:02Totally normal.
00:06:03Do you remember him?
00:06:04Not ringing a bell.
00:06:05Well, he remembers you and asked for your number.
00:06:08So, uh, can I give it to him?
00:06:11Theo!
00:06:11Yes, I remember him.
00:06:14Hard pass.
00:06:14What?
00:06:15All he wanted to talk about was the latest data entry tools.
00:06:18But you're a data analyst.
00:06:19Only on paper.
00:06:21And on my paycheck.
00:06:23But in my heart, it's really just me and old Betsy here.
00:06:27Besides, someday I would like to date someone who actually makes me feel special.
00:06:32Like how I see with my parents or with my brother and William.
00:06:36They're so cute, it's disgusting.
00:06:38You kind of have to date a guy for longer than two weeks for that to happen.
00:06:43In theory, yes.
00:06:44Well, um, I may have already given him your number.
00:06:49In theory.
00:06:52Is that him?
00:06:53Okay, because I told him to wait until I talked to you.
00:06:55He said, oh, he asked me for a call.
00:06:56I said, oh, he said, oh, he said, oh, he said, oh, he said, oh, he said, oh.
00:06:59Seelights glowing, cold trees with the chimney smoking, skies are frozen, in town all the stores are closing, ooh, when I was just a kid all I wanted was stuff now, ooh, just wanna be close to the ones I love.
00:07:25I don't wanna think about the future, I don't wanna worry about the past, only thing we ever have's a present, and you're the best one I'll ever have, save all your money, and I'll save mine too, the only thing I want's more time with you.
00:07:50Sorry, I am so late, sweetheart, my surgery ran over, oh, wow.
00:07:55Uh-huh, I don't really know what to say.
00:07:58How about, yes.
00:08:00Hmm?
00:08:08William Patel, I've thought about this moment since about 24 minutes into sharing those eggnog martinis at that fateful Christmas Eve party my brother dragged me to.
00:08:17And now here we are.
00:08:21The timing's perfect.
00:08:23We're in love, we're both at the top of our respective careers, and we're both within five pounds of the ideal wedding body.
00:08:30Our honeymoon photos are gonna look so great.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33Obviously not the most important part, but not an unimportant part.
00:08:38Dylan.
00:08:39Sorry, I went off script there, I just wanted everything to be perfect.
00:08:42Um, uh, this is all wrong.
00:08:45Yeah.
00:08:47Yeah?
00:08:48What do you mean by yeah?
00:08:50Combined with whatever faces it is that you're making.
00:08:54You need to come clean.
00:08:55You've been acting very weird for the past few weeks.
00:08:58Dylan, you've made a lovely dinner.
00:09:01Yeah, let's, let's go eat.
00:09:02Now, now's just not the right time.
00:09:04Not the right time for what?
00:09:07This discussion or getting engaged?
00:09:09Both.
00:09:13I see.
00:09:16And I guess now is not the right time for you to go on a cruise with my family.
00:09:18No, no, Dylan, come on.
00:09:19We've been planning this for months.
00:09:20Your mom and dad, they're gonna be expecting...
00:09:22I understand that.
00:09:24But I know you, William.
00:09:25I know when you're keeping something from me.
00:09:27And until you're ready to tell me what that is, we need some distance from each other.
00:09:31Sorry, distance?
00:09:32What do you mean by distance?
00:09:34Like the Atlantic Ocean.
00:09:36For now.
00:09:37Oh, come on, no.
00:09:38Dylan, now is not the time to be making these rash decisions.
00:09:41I'm not being rash!
00:09:44Okay, that was rash.
00:09:48This isn't a breakup.
00:09:50I'm setting a boundary.
00:09:53When you are ready to tell me about whatever this is, we can go back to normal.
00:09:57But until then, we need space.
00:10:00You don't understand.
00:10:01It's not that simple for me.
00:10:03It is for me.
00:10:05I have an early flight to catch in the morning.
00:10:10Mm-hmm.
00:10:25I love you.
00:10:28I love you too.
00:10:29I can't believe they sent you an email.
00:10:40Mass email.
00:10:41Entire department.
00:10:42Poof.
00:10:43Gone.
00:10:44Replaced by robot overlords.
00:10:45No, what are you gonna do?
00:10:46Well, I'll start by scrolling all of the various job sites applied to every single one of them,
00:10:50even the ones I am not fully qualified for,
00:10:52and then anxiously refresh all the pages every 17 minutes just to make sure I didn't miss any single listing.
00:10:57Oh, boy.
00:10:58Then I will spam every data analyst recruiter's inbox with my resume,
00:11:01which will be pointless because nobody hires over the holidays.
00:11:04Are you good?
00:11:05Me?
00:11:06Oh, no.
00:11:07I'm great.
00:11:08I'm great.
00:11:09After six hours, I will scramble to pack my suitcases before I set off on a multi-stop economy flight on Air Cordelia,
00:11:14which as of six hours ago I did not know existed,
00:11:17to go spend seven days along the Danube River with my parents and two older brothers.
00:11:22Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem here.
00:11:24Not to mention that my brothers haven't checked in on me in I don't even know how long.
00:11:28Have you checked in with them?
00:11:29This is my pity party, Nick.
00:11:31I don't need rationale right now.
00:11:33You're complaining about a trip to Europe to someone who's never been.
00:11:37Read the room.
00:11:38You're right.
00:11:40Right.
00:11:41You're right.
00:11:42I shouldn't complain.
00:11:43He's a middle seat the whole way.
00:11:45Still don't feel bad for you.
00:11:46It is just absolutely the worst timing.
00:11:50At least you'll have your family there to support you through all this.
00:11:53Oh, no.
00:11:54There is a zero percent chance, I am telling them.
00:11:57You don't understand.
00:11:58My brothers are like these perfect human specimens.
00:12:00Cal is this chisel jawed former college football player who is now a big time college football coach
00:12:07and Dylan has eyebrows for days and it's a super successful home builder who's dating a literal neurosurgeon.
00:12:14I can't go on this trip single and unemployed or I will officially be the failure of a sister who cannot get her life together.
00:12:22You know what though?
00:12:24It's fine.
00:12:25It's fine.
00:12:26I am just going to smile and take photos and eat every pastry that enters my eye line.
00:12:35I don't like this one.
00:12:37I can't wait for Christmas.
00:12:42And the life's on the Christmas tree.
00:12:45Yeah, Rudolph knows with his big red nose.
00:12:49He's keeping Santa company.
00:12:51I can't wait for Christmas.
00:12:56And there's my kid brother always arriving in style.
00:13:01Well, one of us had to take after our mother.
00:13:05See ya!
00:13:06Good family!
00:13:07Too bad it wasn't her daughter.
00:13:11Let me help you with your back.
00:13:13Let me help you with your hair.
00:13:15What is this?
00:13:16Give me a break.
00:13:17I've been traveling for 27 hours.
00:13:18From Denver?
00:13:19Well, my flight had four stops, thank you very much.
00:13:21Was one of them Australia?
00:13:22No.
00:13:23Looks like your hairdos from down under, mate.
00:13:24That's how the brotherly barrage begins.
00:13:26Good.
00:13:27We gotta get this up.
00:13:32Okay, that's enough.
00:13:33Where's William?
00:13:34I was hoping he could shield me from some of the teasing.
00:13:36You got to get cold feet or something?
00:13:39Oh.
00:13:40There they all are!
00:13:42Keller family squeeze!
00:13:47After five long years, we can resume the adventure.
00:13:50Simmer down, Dad.
00:13:51This is basically a floating retirement community.
00:13:53How crazy can it get?
00:13:54Yeah, nothing's crazier than doing a triple black diamond on your first ski trip.
00:13:58Hey, those trails were not clearly marked.
00:14:00But the helicopter ride to the hospital?
00:14:02Not bad.
00:14:03There'll be no accidents this trip.
00:14:05This is about our family bonding and having a great family Christmas.
00:14:08Or I'll send you to your cabin without any dinner.
00:14:10Oh, I don't sound like that.
00:14:11That's pretty accurate, actually.
00:14:14Where's William?
00:14:15He's gonna join us, right?
00:14:19Don't know yet.
00:14:20Oh, well, you know neurosurgeons.
00:14:22They do important work.
00:14:24Let's get you guys checked into the fun boat.
00:14:26All right, let's go!
00:14:31Hey, the Runias did this exact cruise last year, and they raved about it.
00:14:36And we know how busy you are, so we are so grateful that you could all make this a priority.
00:14:39And I cannot wait to hear everything about you three.
00:14:44This is your cruise director extraordinaire.
00:14:47He'll get you settled in.
00:14:48We will be in the star lounge.
00:14:50Oh, we have star status with Pilara.
00:14:53Look at you!
00:14:54Nancy.
00:14:55Of course you do!
00:15:00Well, great pleasure to finally meet the Folkeller family.
00:15:02Anne and Ben have been telling me about you since they bought the ship.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:06My name is Noah, and it's my great pleasure to have you all aboard.
00:15:09Your name is Noah, and you work on a boat?
00:15:10Yes.
00:15:11And the guests usually come in twos as well.
00:15:13Well, we're all single here.
00:15:14But you don't have to rub it in.
00:15:16Oh.
00:15:17No, I must apologize.
00:15:18I did not mean to offend you.
00:15:20Oh, don't mind my brothers.
00:15:21They thrive on embarrassment.
00:15:24I see.
00:15:26Well, just get settled in and meet us in the Grand Horizon Lounge.
00:15:29Champagne kickoff is gonna be in half an hour, so here are your keys.
00:15:34Let's go.
00:15:41Would you like some help to your room?
00:15:45Bitte.
00:15:47And here's your cabin.
00:15:49Thank you so much.
00:15:50I know my brothers could have been a little more helpful, but what are you gonna do?
00:15:53FYI, the upper deck is great for your photography.
00:15:56How do you know I do photography?
00:15:58Could be the very fancy camera draped around your neck.
00:16:00Right.
00:16:01I wear it so much I sometimes forget it is there.
00:16:04So, uh, you are a professional?
00:16:06No.
00:16:07I mean, I did that for a little bit, but I prefer to regularly pay my bills, so I got a safe job.
00:16:13But this week I am on full family photo duty.
00:16:15Gosh, I wish I could hire you to help me.
00:16:17The photographer for my new marketing campaign dropped out last minute, so now it's all up to me and my phone.
00:16:23Oh, it took me a light.
00:16:25Passed schon.
00:16:26Wait.
00:16:27Do you speak German?
00:16:28Ah, no.
00:16:29More like trying to survive German.
00:16:31It is really hard.
00:16:33I'm picking up a few words and phrases here and there.
00:16:36Wunderbar.
00:16:37Wonderful.
00:16:38Great.
00:16:39Well, uh, enjoy your stay and look forward to having you aboard.
00:16:44Last one to the lounge has a chunky champagne.
00:16:55This is a cruise ship, not a frat house.
00:16:57Oh, well.
00:16:58Oh.
00:16:59Resist the urge to sleep.
00:17:00You gotta power through the jet lag.
00:17:01You want me to stay hydrated too, coach?
00:17:03And, uh, get the showers?
00:17:04Gladly.
00:17:08Here you go, Grandpa.
00:17:09I packed an extra one.
00:17:10Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
00:17:12I'll come and get you in ten for the meet and greet.
00:17:14I'll be the envy of all the men.
00:17:25Good afternoon, guests, and welcome to our Polara Christmas adventure.
00:17:32As most of you already know, my name is Noah, and I just quickly want to recap the itinerary.
00:17:37So, we're gonna stay here in Regensburg tonight and head to the markets tomorrow.
00:17:41They don't open until noon, so we have a fun little competition organized for you.
00:17:45All right, let's go.
00:17:46It's a team gingerbread contest with a European twist.
00:17:50Well, I'm not a fan of long speeches, so I'm just gonna say, Prost!
00:17:54Prost!
00:17:55Prost!
00:17:56Prost!
00:17:57Prost!
00:17:58Prost!
00:17:59Prost!
00:18:00Prost!
00:18:01Prost!
00:18:02Prost!
00:18:03Prost!
00:18:04Hello, neighbor.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13Ron Pagan.
00:18:14Uh, Cal Keller.
00:18:15And this is my lovely granddaughter, Felicity.
00:18:19Hi.
00:18:20Nice to meet you.
00:18:21We're both from Seattle.
00:18:23Oregon.
00:18:23So, uh, fellow Pacific Northwestern around.
00:18:26Are you here on your own?
00:18:28Currently, yes.
00:18:29I'm waiting for my siblings and my parents to join me.
00:18:32They're chronically late for mealtime.
00:18:34You seem to have another two places.
00:18:37Can we join you?
00:18:38Grandpa.
00:18:38What?
00:18:39I don't see any other two tops.
00:18:41We won't be any bothered.
00:18:43Uh, no.
00:18:43Uh, help yourself.
00:18:44Great.
00:18:45I'm gonna hit the washroom quick.
00:18:47Uh, Felicity, why don't you keep Cal company until his family arrives?
00:18:53Great idea.
00:18:55Please.
00:18:59I'm, uh, sensing this is a pattern.
00:19:01Oh, uh, my grandfather is one of, one of my favorite people ever.
00:19:06But even he'll admit, he can be pushy.
00:19:09And since my divorce last year, he's made it his mission to put me in the path of any
00:19:13and every potentially single man.
00:19:16Ah, like putting you at a table with a complete stranger?
00:19:19Precisely.
00:19:20Not that you don't seem like a nice person.
00:19:22But a cruise with Grandpa, maybe it should just be a cruise with Grandpa.
00:19:25Not a dating reality show, exactly.
00:19:28Well, if it makes you feel any better, I know how painful a divorce can be.
00:19:32Plus, I just got my heart broken by the one that got away.
00:19:35So, last thing I'm looking for on this family trip is, uh, romance.
00:19:39Wow.
00:19:40And I thought my situation was hard.
00:19:43Sorry about that.
00:19:44Oh, thank you.
00:19:45I'll get to it.
00:19:46As long as they get some food in me.
00:19:48Where is my family?
00:19:50Sorry to do this, but I just saw a small table open up.
00:19:53I think I'm gonna snag it before Grandpa comes back with champagne and chocolate covered strawberries.
00:19:56Sounds good.
00:19:58Uh, see you around.
00:20:00You know, in general.
00:20:03Or at the elimination ceremony.
00:20:06Good to meet you, Cal.
00:20:08Yeah, you too.
00:20:18Honey, are you almost ready?
00:20:19We better get going before this thing escalates.
00:20:22Tiny old shoes.
00:20:23Do you think this was a good idea?
00:20:26The kids haven't seen each other in ages.
00:20:28More the reason for a family adventure.
00:20:31Our most important one yet.
00:20:34It'll be fine.
00:20:38Oh, no, we gotta go now.
00:20:40Let's go now?
00:20:42Dylan.
00:20:42Mm-hmm.
00:20:49This is the gingerbread contest like you've never seen.
00:20:53We are not just building houses here.
00:20:55We are in Europe.
00:20:56And Europe is known for its incredible architecture.
00:20:59So put your heads together and make one of the many iconic structures you can find on this beautiful continent.
00:21:05You have a lot of ingredients in front of you, as long as you don't eat them all.
00:21:08And if you need anything else, just ask me or my staff.
00:21:13You got one hour.
00:21:14Achtung.
00:21:15Fertig.
00:21:16Los.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:17Team Keller, we got this.
00:21:19All right.
00:21:19Oh, Dylan, I want you to take point because you're the home builder.
00:21:21If you insist.
00:21:22Hold on.
00:21:22I'm the oldest.
00:21:23All I do all day is literally build home.
00:21:25Well, gingerbread, you don't.
00:21:26Oh, and you do?
00:21:26Uh, as a matter of fact, our football team did a gingerbread build at the Children's Hospital last year, and we made a killer North Pole.
00:21:32Thank you very much.
00:21:32Oh, just one?
00:21:34Yeah, my company did a gingerbread house competition every year.
00:21:37I was there counting one, two, three, four, five, six years.
00:21:40Was?
00:21:42Was, as in I'm here now.
00:21:45Oh, maybe I should be in charge.
00:21:46No, your mother's in charge.
00:21:47I think Dylan should lead the concept, given his experience as a home developer.
00:21:52And Cal's steady hands can hold the walls because he's great in a competition.
00:21:57And, Emery, you can share your gingerbread insight as we go.
00:21:59Mix water in the icing.
00:22:01Noted.
00:22:01Now, we need to come up with a famous building.
00:22:03Easy.
00:22:04Wembley Stadium, London.
00:22:05I don't think that's what they meant when they said iconic.
00:22:08Oh, Roman Coliseum.
00:22:09Now that is iconic.
00:22:10Now we're talking, sis.
00:22:11This is a Christmas competition.
00:22:13Maybe we choose a building where a little less murder occurred.
00:22:16Like where?
00:22:17Well, since we're going to Vienna, what if we went with the famous opera house?
00:22:22Snooze.
00:22:22Those are decorations.
00:22:24I'm hungry.
00:22:24You just had breakfast.
00:22:25I'm having a bathtub.
00:22:27Oh, my God.
00:22:28Done.
00:22:29Done.
00:22:29Candy canes and prostitutes.
00:22:32He's to make in memories.
00:22:35String the lights and hang a little red and green.
00:22:38King.
00:22:42And we need a little Christmas.
00:22:45May the love fall around us.
00:22:46Yeah, we need a little Christmas.
00:22:52The best time I'll be here.
00:22:53Guys, we're running out of time.
00:22:55Almost done?
00:22:55You can't rush the planning phase.
00:22:56How's the mixing?
00:22:57Yeah, the glue is the most important part.
00:22:59All right, everyone.
00:23:00Thirty minutes left to go.
00:23:03Let's do this.
00:23:05Careful.
00:23:06The frosting hasn't hardened yet.
00:23:07No, Cal, Captain.
00:23:10No, I'm sorry.
00:23:17We're going to need a pivot.
00:23:18I should have built a stadium.
00:23:37Everybody, please listen up for a second.
00:23:50We made it to our first Christmas market here in Regensburg, Bavaria.
00:23:53Those of you who are, say, gentle walkers, you can stay near me if you would like.
00:23:58The rest of you are free to wander the market, which fills the whole park.
00:24:02But remember, the boat will leave tonight by 7 p.m., so make sure you're back from the markets by then, all right?
00:24:08The dark has a very strict schedule, and we will leave without you.
00:24:12All right, have fun.
00:24:13Enjoy yourself.
00:24:13Feel free to split up and explore, but I have found a super fun activity for all of us, so I want you there, okay?
00:24:21Why am I afraid to ask what it is?
00:24:23Bavarian dancers.
00:24:24Wow, like Dylan's Heritage Day dance back in second grade.
00:24:28The Schuplet loss.
00:24:30I had a love-hate relationship with that outfit.
00:24:32It's still in the closet.
00:24:33Okay, let's go.
00:24:34Come on.
00:24:35Let's go this way.
00:24:36Let's get some food.
00:24:38Did you ever get to Regensburg when you were at the Olympics?
00:24:41No.
00:24:41It wasn't time, but I'm glad I'm here now with you.
00:24:46Oh.
00:24:50You have reached Dr. William Patel.
00:24:52I am not available at the moment, but...
00:24:55I am worried about Dylan.
00:24:57Something is not right.
00:24:58I feel it.
00:25:00He'll tell us when he wants to.
00:25:02He always does.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11You're really crushing on the Prussian, eh?
00:25:23Oh!
00:25:24What's the glue vine?
00:25:25What's glue vine?
00:25:26Hot, spicy, mulled wine.
00:25:28Think of it as my apology for crushing your gingerbread dreams.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:32Apology accepted.
00:25:33Cheers.
00:25:34Cheers.
00:25:34Cheers.
00:25:35Cheers.
00:25:35Cheers.
00:25:35Where are Mom and Dad?
00:25:39They're hanging with the Gentle Walkers group.
00:25:41Since when are they Gentle Walkers?
00:25:42Dad's an Olympic speed skater.
00:25:43Yeah, before we were born.
00:25:45Life's full of unforeseen changes.
00:25:47Hey!
00:25:48Oh, just let him have it.
00:25:50He's wound tighter than a watch spring.
00:25:52Oh, a watch spring is something that used to be in watches, which you wore on your wrist.
00:25:56You're done.
00:25:57I'm getting another glue vine.
00:25:58Okay.
00:26:01Do not touch that pretzel.
00:26:03Wouldn't dream of it.
00:26:05Boontai.
00:26:06L'Heim.
00:26:07Epic gingerbread victory.
00:26:33My brother's envy knows no bounds.
00:26:35He seems to have recovered.
00:26:38Well, don't let the dancing fool you.
00:26:40He's spotting his revenge.
00:26:41I'll keep alert.
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:42In the meantime, we're heading back to the boat with the early returners.
00:26:46Grandpa's done a lot of walking today.
00:26:47All right.
00:26:48I'll see you back on the boat then.
00:26:49Mom wants us to stick around and watch the dancers more.
00:26:52Family bonding.
00:26:53Are you going to be dancing too?
00:26:55Well, you never know what'll happen when the accordion takes a hold.
00:26:59Now that, I'd like to see.
00:27:01Oh.
00:27:01Wait, that was not meant to be flirty.
00:27:05Disregard.
00:27:05Oh, I heard nothing.
00:27:07Nothing except the sweet sound of compressed air mingled with keyboard.
00:27:16Jet lag is catching up with me.
00:27:18I think I'm going to join the group returning to the boat.
00:27:20Uh, Ben, come with?
00:27:21Well, what about the finale?
00:27:22This was your idea.
00:27:23Well, you should stay.
00:27:25And keep track of Dylan.
00:27:26Looks like he's a few blue vine deep.
00:27:29Oh, yeah.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:32This is weird.
00:27:35What is going on with him?
00:27:36No clue.
00:27:37Do you think it's as typical overstressing about work?
00:27:39Nah, this feels personal.
00:27:42William.
00:27:43Is anyone feeling badly that I don't have a partner?
00:27:46Yeah.
00:27:47Yeah.
00:27:49But don't worry.
00:27:51I already found someone who's going to speak quite nice.
00:27:54Oh, whoop.
00:27:56Oh, my gosh.
00:27:57But first, we need some new croaks.
00:28:01Fire up the camera.
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Oh.
00:28:05Oh.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:37Oh.
00:28:41Oh.
00:28:42Oh.
00:28:42That took longer than expected.
00:28:44What time is it?
00:28:45Thank you, I'm starving.
00:28:47My phone must have switched to European.
00:28:49What's 1835 in American?
00:28:51That's the time?
00:28:52We gotta go, guys.
00:28:53We gotta get to the boat.
00:28:54Now!
00:28:55Oh, no.
00:28:56Dillon!
00:28:57Oh, wait!
00:29:01Come on, guys!
00:29:03Almost there!
00:29:04I'm coming!
00:29:05I got to go through your husband!
00:29:07Are you kidding me?
00:29:19Are you sure that this is the right doc?
00:29:21I dropped a pin!
00:29:22You can drop a pin, but you can't set your phone to a time you can actually read?
00:29:25You have a phone, too!
00:29:26I was getting the small tooth smashing smacklebachin!
00:29:28Not what it's called.
00:29:29I'm surprised Mom and Dad didn't try to call and warn us.
00:29:31They went back to the boat.
00:29:32They're probably asleep.
00:29:33Oh, sleep sounds lovely right now.
00:29:34I'm gonna call them.
00:29:35You.
00:29:39Where are my regular clothes?
00:29:43The good news is passengers missing the boat is not as uncommon as you would think.
00:29:47You will simply have to meet us at our next dock, which is Dengdorf.
00:29:50And the bad news?
00:29:51We are only there until 6pm.
00:29:53And you will have to secure your own transportation.
00:29:55Oh, and you have to find a place to sleep tonight.
00:29:58Okay, we'll get a hotel room.
00:29:59Well, it's four days before Christmas.
00:30:01Your chances of finding hotel room are very, very slim.
00:30:04I'll contact a few colleagues and see what I can do.
00:30:06In the meantime, please send us your exact location, alright?
00:30:08Okay, I'm gonna hang up now so we can start looking.
00:30:12I should never have suggested you go to the hotel to rest.
00:30:15But you were right.
00:30:17I needed to.
00:30:18This is not my idea of family bonding.
00:30:21How's it going?
00:30:22Find anything?
00:30:23Nothing!
00:30:24Who steals another man's clothes?
00:30:25Not you.
00:30:26Emre is searching for an available hotel room.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:28Noah was right.
00:30:29I checked online.
00:30:30He called all his contacts.
00:30:31Nothing is there.
00:30:32Everything is booked.
00:30:33Even the hostels.
00:30:34We are so not staying in a hostel.
00:30:35That's right, Captain Glühwein.
00:30:36Because we are not staying anywhere at all.
00:30:38What the Hilda?
00:30:39American Dad.
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:41Oh!
00:30:42We missed our boat!
00:30:43And somebody stole my clothes.
00:30:44Don't worry, mein Liebchen.
00:30:45You can keep the lederhosen.
00:30:46And they fit great.
00:30:47But what we're more worried about is catching the riverboat our parents are on.
00:30:51Is there a night train to Deggendorf?
00:30:52The last one would have left half an hour ago.
00:30:53I would take you in the van, but I'm headed in a different direction.
00:30:54Is there like an all night restaurant or something?
00:30:55We could park at one and order some strudel or cocoa or...
00:30:56This is not Berlin.
00:30:57Nothing stays open all night.
00:30:58How about an open park bench?
00:30:59A park bench?
00:31:00A park bench.
00:31:01A park bench.
00:31:02Oh, we missed our boat!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:05We missed our boat!
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:07We missed our boat!
00:31:08And somebody stole my clothes!
00:31:09Don't worry, mein Liebchen.
00:31:10You can keep the lederhosen.
00:31:11And they fit great.
00:31:12But what we're more worried about is catching the riverboat our parents are on.
00:31:14Is there a night train to Deggendorf?
00:31:16The last one would have left half an hour ago.
00:31:17This is not Berlin.
00:31:18Nothing.
00:31:19It stays open all night.
00:31:20How about an open park bench?
00:31:23For sleeping.
00:31:24My cousin Günther converted his barn into a hotel.
00:31:26It's just outside the city.
00:31:28I can take you up the mountain myself.
00:31:30Will you excuse us for just one minute?
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:37We're all out of options.
00:31:38I say we do it.
00:31:39An off-the-grid mountain hotel?
00:31:41Uh-uh.
00:31:42I've seen this movie before and it usually airs around Halloween, not Christmas.
00:31:46Red flags abound.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48If we get there and something seems off, we bail.
00:31:50Bail where?
00:31:51Into a snow cave?
00:31:52I'm the oldest.
00:31:53I'll protect you.
00:31:54Ew.
00:31:55We'll protect you.
00:31:56I may not have been a collegiate athlete, but you should see what I can do on a Pilates
00:31:59reformer.
00:32:00It's not a competition, Dylan.
00:32:01Said Cal Keller never.
00:32:02No one is protecting anyone from anything!
00:32:04We are going to stay right here in Regensburg and take our chances with the elements.
00:32:16Fine.
00:32:17We go with Fräulein Hilda.
00:32:22Let's hope she also believes that the hills are alive and not the alternative.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:28Hilda on three.
00:32:29No!
00:32:30What?
00:32:31Hi!
00:32:32Fröhliche Weihnacht überall, tötest durch die Lüfte vor Schall.
00:32:44Weihnachtston, Weihnachts irgendwas.
00:32:47Weihnachtsstuft in jedem Raum.
00:32:50Fröhliche Weihnacht überall, tötest durch die Lüfte vor Schall.
00:33:00Fröhliche Weihnacht.
00:33:06When she said it was a converted barn, I was expecting more hay.
00:33:10Why do I feel like I'm on the inside of a future true crime podcast?
00:33:14I'm into it.
00:33:15Success!
00:33:22There is room at the inn.
00:33:25But only one.
00:33:26We'll take it.
00:33:28Cousin Gunther is busy tomorrow, so he said he will have Hansi take you to the dock in Degendorf.
00:33:33Hansi?
00:33:34Yes.
00:33:35That's very kind of you, Hilda. Thank you.
00:33:37It's my pleasure.
00:33:38And if the room is too small for the three of you, you are more than welcome to travel on with me to Heidelberg.
00:33:44Oh.
00:33:45Tempting.
00:33:46But I really should stay with my family.
00:33:48Of course, my sweet Dylan.
00:33:50But we will always have Regensburg.
00:33:51My little Lipschinn.
00:33:53Deb!
00:33:54What?
00:33:55No!
00:33:56I have a sciatica!
00:33:57That's not a real thing!
00:33:58Yes, it is!
00:33:59That's my doctor!
00:34:00Stop!
00:34:01What would Dad say about Keller's chivalry if he knew his sons let their baby sister sleep on the cold, hard floor at Christmas?
00:34:14Fine.
00:34:15There you go.
00:34:16Oh, a pillow. Thank you so much.
00:34:17Do we really have to sleep with the lights on?
00:34:18Have you seen the creepy elf above me? The trauma is real.
00:34:19Guys, why do you think Mom and Dad really asked us to come along on this trip?
00:34:20What do you mean?
00:34:21What do you mean?
00:34:22We've done a million of these trips.
00:34:23We've done a million of these trips.
00:34:24The trauma is real.
00:34:25You guys, why do you think Mom and Dad really asked us to come along on this trip?
00:34:26What do you mean?
00:34:27We've done a million of these trips.
00:34:28Filled up a million scrapbooks with forced family phone photos.
00:34:29Oh, fine.
00:34:31There you go.
00:34:33Oh, a pillow. Thank you so much.
00:34:37Do we really have to sleep with the lights on?
00:34:39Have you seen the creepy elf above me?
00:34:41The trauma is real.
00:34:43You guys, why do you think Mom and Dad really asked us to come along on this trip?
00:34:48What do you mean?
00:34:49We've done a million of these trips.
00:34:51Filled up a million scrapbooks with forced family phone photos.
00:34:54Yeah, but this one was so last minute.
00:34:56And didn't you feel like they were super insistent that we all come?
00:34:59Like, we haven't done one in almost five years, you know?
00:35:02William has never even been on one.
00:35:04Yeah, did he not want to come because he was worried about spending too much time with all of us?
00:35:09I don't want to talk about it.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:13I think we're here because we haven't done one of these in a really long time.
00:35:16Dad's retired now and always wanted to come back to Austria to relive his glory days.
00:35:21Yeah, and Mom loves this region.
00:35:23It's like the most Christmas-iest place that ever Christmased.
00:35:26Mm-hmm.
00:35:27I hope you're right.
00:35:28But I don't know.
00:35:29I'm just scared they're holding back somehow.
00:35:31I'm sure you're not just projecting?
00:35:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:35:34I don't know.
00:35:36I learned that it was something I was doing a lot when things got bad with Angie.
00:35:42I started worrying about everybody else's problems instead of realizing that I was the one who was struggling.
00:35:48Hey Em, will you do me a favor?
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:53Will you check and make sure that's really Cal over there?
00:35:56Seriously, who are you?
00:35:57Still me.
00:35:59Just have grown a little, I guess.
00:36:03Look, just know that if either of you want to talk to me about anything, I'm here for you.
00:36:10I may be cramped in the corner of a 19th-century German guesthouse, but I'm here.
00:36:22Love you guys.
00:36:23Love you too.
00:36:24Love you too.
00:36:25Love you too.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:31Good!
00:36:32Good!
00:36:37This is Hansi?
00:36:39Yo, cool.
00:36:40Hilda said we can leave it at the docks.
00:36:42Her cousin Kurt will pick it up later.
00:36:43When did she say that?
00:36:44She texted me.
00:36:45When did she get your number?
00:36:46We had a connection, okay?
00:36:48It's a shoe platter thing, you wouldn't understand.
00:36:50Thank you, friend.
00:36:52Shotgun!
00:36:53Driver!
00:36:54They are on their way.
00:37:11Your narration of their every step is better than an audiobook. Oops.
00:37:17Oh, I got it.
00:37:20Do you mind if a couple of stragglers join you?
00:37:24Please do.
00:37:26Anne has been entertaining me with our children's little detour.
00:37:30How far off are they?
00:37:32Cruising through the mountains on their way to Dengendorf.
00:37:34Moving slowly, but they're moving.
00:37:37Cal is in charge.
00:37:38He is great at logistics.
00:37:40He takes after his dad.
00:37:42Natural-born leader.
00:37:43Are we seriously lost?
00:37:45Do you know how many of these road names end in Strabe?
00:37:47That V makes an S sound.
00:37:48It's Srasa.
00:37:49And Srasa is the German word for street.
00:37:52Even I know that.
00:37:53Okay, well what Straza should we be on?
00:37:55Gernhofstraza.
00:37:56And you made a left at Gernhofstraza.
00:37:58And the difference is?
00:37:59The little dots!
00:38:00The omelettes are important.
00:38:01Okay, well then we'll have to double back.
00:38:03Good thing we don't have to be there until 6 p.m.
00:38:05Oh, good thing we don't have to be there until 6 p.m.
00:38:07Wow, you're so touchy when you don't have your morning protein.
00:38:09Very important for my metabolism!
00:38:11Stop.
00:38:12Stop!
00:38:13Stop!
00:38:14Stop!
00:38:15Stop!
00:38:16Stop!
00:38:17No!
00:38:18Are you serious?
00:38:19Oh!
00:38:20Not even close.
00:38:21Watch this!
00:38:23Oh!
00:38:24Oh!
00:38:25On the edge.
00:38:26No.
00:38:27Not bad, but...
00:38:28No, no.
00:38:29I'm sorry to bother you, but there has been a change of plans about Dengdorf.
00:38:32Uh, change?
00:38:33The port has a conflict.
00:38:34They double-booked us with another cruise line that had engine trouble,
00:38:37so we are going to have to depart here early.
00:38:39Wait, can they do that?
00:38:41In emergencies, yes.
00:38:42How early?
00:38:432 p.m.
00:38:44Wait, no.
00:38:45Cal and Emery and Dylan are still on their way.
00:38:47I know. I'm sorry.
00:38:48But we have our orders.
00:38:51It'll be okay.
00:38:54I'm lowering my Yelp review of Gunter's hotel.
00:38:56Because Hansi has a broken gas cage?
00:38:57And my pillow smelled like hay.
00:38:59Oh, mine too.
00:39:00I thought it was me.
00:39:01I've been wearing the same clothes for 24 hours.
00:39:03We all think, sweetie.
00:39:04I don't think this costume's been washed.
00:39:05Ever.
00:39:06Can you wash leather?
00:39:08You know, this is definitely less than ideal,
00:39:11but I'm really glad you guys are with me.
00:39:13I forgot how much fun you are.
00:39:15It's almost worth the torture.
00:39:17Aww.
00:39:18Keep pushing!
00:39:20Hey!
00:39:23So, new news?
00:39:25Lauren's moving to Maine with her boyfriend.
00:39:27Really?
00:39:28Yep.
00:39:29I was going to tell you guys last night,
00:39:30but I didn't have the mental energy.
00:39:34Oh.
00:39:35I always thought she was in love with you.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38Well, she got over it.
00:39:40Are you going to be able to get over it?
00:39:43Eventually.
00:39:45It's my fault.
00:39:47I always knew she kind of liked me,
00:39:49but after the divorce,
00:39:50I was afraid to put myself out there
00:39:53for fear of failure.
00:39:54And then when I was ready,
00:39:56it was too late.
00:39:56As long as we're sharing.
00:40:03Oh, no.
00:40:04What?
00:40:05Guys, we got to go.
00:40:06Now!
00:40:08What are you doing?
00:40:09Oh!
00:40:09Driving the rest of the way.
00:40:10You guys always say I drive too fast.
00:40:12Here's where it comes in handy.
00:40:13You even know how to drive this thing?
00:40:14I deliver for scoot all through college.
00:40:16I didn't know that.
00:40:17Ah, girls got to eat.
00:40:18Okay, hang on.
00:40:19Where are they?
00:40:35Well, they should be right here.
00:40:43We're here!
00:40:44We're here!
00:40:45We made it!
00:40:46We made it!
00:40:48We made it!
00:40:49We made it!
00:40:50We're here!
00:40:51We're here!
00:40:52We're here!
00:40:53We're here!
00:40:54Stop the boat!
00:40:56Stop the boat!
00:40:57Oh my god!
00:41:10Stop it, stop it!
00:41:12Don't take off, we've got it.
00:41:14Hey, hey!
00:41:16No!
00:41:18We made it! We made it!
00:41:20We did it!
00:41:22We did it!
00:41:24Room for one more.
00:41:32Oh!
00:41:34Where are you going, darling?
00:41:35And why are you dressed like an elf?
00:41:37I'll have you know this is traditional Bavarian mountain attire,
00:41:41and Hilda said I pulled it off quite nicely.
00:41:43I'm sorry, Hilda?
00:41:44Who is Hilda?
00:41:45Somebody who was there for me when I needed them.
00:41:47Why are you here?
00:41:49Because we agreed to be on this trip together.
00:41:51And then we changed our mind.
00:41:52And you didn't think to call her.
00:41:54The text that you were coming?
00:41:56I thought it would be better in person.
00:41:59Are you ready to tell me what's going on?
00:42:07Okay.
00:42:09Dylan.
00:42:11Dylan.
00:42:12Where, where are you going?
00:42:13Oh!
00:42:15Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:42:18You know, I thought you'd be glad to see me.
00:42:22I am glad to see you, truly.
00:42:26But I set a boundary, and I am sticking to it.
00:42:29If you're not ready to tell me why you're acting so weird,
00:42:32then I still need my space.
00:42:35Do you need my space?
00:42:36I promise not to snore.
00:42:37You'll fail.
00:42:38Miserably.
00:42:42Wow, your room's really tiny.
00:42:44Mom texted there's a big hot cocoa bar in the Horizon Lounge.
00:42:47I was going to hit up bobsled bingo, but I think I need to shower first.
00:42:51Yes, you do.
00:42:52Get showered.
00:42:52Text me later.
00:42:53Yeah.
00:43:02M!
00:43:02Oh, oh.
00:43:03I got it.
00:43:03I got it.
00:43:04Hi.
00:43:10Well, well, the great adventure has returned.
00:43:14Oh, I guess you heard.
00:43:15Oh, we've all heard.
00:43:17The Keller kids are now infamous up and down the Danube.
00:43:20Really?
00:43:21From the German Alps to the Black Sea.
00:43:23Fascinating.
00:43:27Well, we're usually good for at least one near disaster per family adventure.
00:43:30So, tell me, how is one of your family fun adventures different than a regular vacation?
00:43:36Well, basically, we go someplace where it's just us or a group setting.
00:43:43How did you know?
00:43:45A group setting like this, where there's everybody.
00:43:47And we don't get to have fun or relax.
00:43:49We just have to do themed events so we can reconnect.
00:43:54It's annoying at first because we tend to get on each other's nerves.
00:43:57But eventually...
00:43:59Not so bad.
00:44:00As an only child, I'm officially jealous.
00:44:04Well, you're more than welcome to join us the next time we miss a boat.
00:44:07I don't know if I'm that jealous.
00:44:10Cheers.
00:44:11I am not another person at all.
00:44:20Smile.
00:44:22Christmas came early.
00:44:23Oh?
00:44:24I just got your email with a link to the photos and...
00:44:27I did not expect this.
00:44:29Considered an apology for all the trouble we caused yesterday.
00:44:32Apologies accepted.
00:44:33This is great work.
00:44:35I have to pay you for this.
00:44:36That is not how presents work.
00:44:37Okay.
00:44:38At least let me pay you what I would have paid the other photographer.
00:44:41That's really not why I sent them.
00:44:43But the truth is, I could kind of use it.
00:44:47Oh.
00:44:48Yeah, I haven't exactly shared this with my family, but I got let go from my job just before I came here.
00:44:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:56Passed, Sean.
00:44:57But after consideration, I will take you up on your demand for unsolicited payment.
00:45:01Exactly.
00:45:02Then if you continue to take more photos like this, I will pay for those as well.
00:45:06I'll even send you a contract tonight to keep everything official.
00:45:10Miss Emery Keller?
00:45:12You got yourself a photographer, Mr. Noah Schaefer.
00:45:24Great.
00:45:25So let's see you at the Kakoa?
00:45:26Great.
00:45:27That's a good idea.
00:45:36Dylan?
00:45:37Hi, William.
00:45:40Hello.
00:45:42Have you talked to my parents yet?
00:45:44Been catching up with them?
00:45:46Did you tell them about us?
00:45:48What would I tell them?
00:45:49I honestly wish you would tell me what this is.
00:45:54Ah, dinner time.
00:45:56Let's not be late.
00:45:57We want to celebrate William's arrival.
00:46:01You guys go ahead.
00:46:02We need a Keller Kids family conference.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:04We'll join you in a minute.
00:46:05Don't be too long.
00:46:07Well, what has he told you?
00:46:18Nothing.
00:46:19And that's so unlike William.
00:46:21His consistent honesty is one of the reasons I fell in love with him in the first place.
00:46:25That and his chiseled jawline and his brain, his accent.
00:46:31Hey, you want me to talk to him?
00:46:33No.
00:46:34Please don't do the Big Brother talk.
00:46:36Though, I appreciate it.
00:46:39I'm just...
00:46:41I'm afraid he's fallen out of love with me.
00:46:46Look, I'm certainly not an expert in long-term relationships,
00:46:50but I don't think someone flies halfway around the world to be with you.
00:46:54And their entire family.
00:46:55If they've fallen out of love.
00:46:57I hope you're right.
00:47:11At least one of us is doing okay, huh?
00:47:14I got laid off by mass email.
00:47:15And I'm going to stop talking now.
00:47:19Please don't tell Mom and Dad.
00:47:21I just really don't want to worry them.
00:47:23Well, we won't, Em.
00:47:24And I'm sorry that happened.
00:47:26Yeah, you don't deserve that.
00:47:28On the plus side, Noah hired me to take photos for the rest of the trip.
00:47:31So, at least I'm good until I figure out my next steps.
00:47:35All right.
00:47:35New crush coming through.
00:47:37He's not a crush.
00:47:38Please.
00:47:38The whole boat can see it.
00:47:39And half of them are legally blind.
00:47:41Please not freeze out all the warm fuzzies we got going on right now.
00:47:45Sorry.
00:47:46So, what are you going to do with this not crush who's totally a crush?
00:47:52Nothing.
00:47:53Because we're working together and that would be wrong.
00:47:57Oh, kids.
00:47:59Dinner.
00:48:00Now.
00:48:02Really?
00:48:03Oh my gosh, come on.
00:48:05He's always like this.
00:48:06Welcome to Salzburg, the birthplace of Mozart.
00:48:12I have earpieces for anyone who's interested in some guided history.
00:48:16But feel free to wander off and explore the city on your own.
00:48:21Some of you should be reminded to be back at the buses at 8 p.m. the latest.
00:48:25You know who you are.
00:48:27Also, each of you gets 20 euros for the White Elephant Gift Exchange tomorrow night.
00:48:32No need to thank me, because you already paid for this in advance.
00:48:35Here we go.
00:48:37Make it fun.
00:48:38Here.
00:48:43All right, Kellers, what's the plan?
00:48:46Okay, I don't feel like keeping up with the tour, so why don't we go our own ways?
00:48:49What?
00:48:49No.
00:48:50I don't want to miss out on the history.
00:48:52Whatever you want, sweetie.
00:48:53Oh, tour nerd is back, baby.
00:48:55You're going to stand in front and ask all your annoying questions?
00:48:57I will not be shamed for my curiosity.
00:49:00Okay, okay, okay.
00:49:01So, we know what Dylan is doing, and we know that Cal will be doing whatever Felicity is doing,
00:49:05and M will follow Noah.
00:49:07Oh, no, not true.
00:49:08I am going to be doing my job and taking pictures of both groups.
00:49:12Thank you very much.
00:49:13Going rogue.
00:49:14I like it.
00:49:15William.
00:49:16I'm team tour nerd all the way.
00:49:18Okay, Kellers.
00:49:19Salzburg on three.
00:49:20One, two, three.
00:49:23Salzburg!
00:49:24I hate when we do that.
00:49:26What do you say we split up?
00:49:39I want a little alone time.
00:49:41Maybe some blue vine and wander.
00:49:44Who are we?
00:49:45Maria von Trapp?
00:49:47Come on, Grandpa.
00:49:48I came on this trip to spend time with you.
00:49:50Well, we have some time together, and just you'll see more of the city this way.
00:49:56Besides, I have to find my white elephant gift.
00:49:58If you're trying to set me up with Cal, I told you, it's not happening.
00:50:02It's way too soon for both of us.
00:50:04We all have heartbreak in our life.
00:50:06It's what we do after that sets our life's direction.
00:50:10Okay, you are waxing philosophical.
00:50:12Now, I will do my own thing.
00:50:14Let's ask for Christmas market.
00:50:19Go back to the late 15th century, which will make it one of the oldest Christmas markets in the world.
00:50:25By the way, Trey left an envelope for you after the day left.
00:50:29That would be the executed contracts for the Silverton Project.
00:50:32So it's done.
00:50:33Scaring the land is.
00:50:34I still have to present to the board my vision of what kind of community it'll be.
00:50:39Yeah, which you've done a million times over.
00:50:41Yeah.
00:50:42What's wrong?
00:50:45It's the million times part.
00:50:47I want to do something different.
00:50:48I just don't know what that is.
00:50:51You'll figure it out.
00:50:53What makes you so sure?
00:50:56Because when you set your mind to something, Dylan Keller, there is no stopping you.
00:51:00You're the most determined man I think I've ever met.
00:51:05You're so confusing.
00:51:07I know.
00:51:08And I don't mean to be.
00:51:09Then stop being so vague and just tell me what it is.
00:51:14It's me, William.
00:51:16Dylan, if I could speak to you about what's going on right now, I would, I swear.
00:51:20Is it your health?
00:51:21No.
00:51:22No.
00:51:22Your job?
00:51:23No.
00:51:24Before you say it, it's not that I don't love you.
00:51:27But apparently you don't trust me.
00:51:32I'm not sure what's worse.
00:51:34That one looks nice.
00:51:44How lucky are we, huh?
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:50Oh, no pictures, please.
00:51:51I'm with my family.
00:51:53But you're so cute.
00:51:54I agree.
00:51:56Good to see you using the camera again.
00:51:58Yeah?
00:51:58You don't think I'm destined to process data?
00:52:01I think you're destined to work with that very expensive necklace you have on.
00:52:05I know that.
00:52:06Well, you know, it's not that simple.
00:52:08Oh.
00:52:08Why not?
00:52:10Well, because the cost of living hasn't exactly been kind to my generation.
00:52:14And, uh, I'd like to pay my bills.
00:52:17And you can't do that as a photographer?
00:52:19Look what happened when you took those photos for Noah.
00:52:22Are my financial advisor and former CPA parents actually advising me to go down the path less practical?
00:52:29Look, we want our kids to be happy.
00:52:31And you are always happiest when you're catching memories on film.
00:52:35Or digipixels or whatever the technology is.
00:52:38He's never going to get it, is he?
00:52:39No.
00:52:40All right.
00:52:41One more.
00:52:42All right.
00:52:42Uh-huh.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47You guys make me happy.
00:52:48You make us happy, Em.
00:52:51Come on.
00:52:52Tell her, squeeze.
00:52:54Come on.
00:52:54Why don't we go find some white elephants?
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Yeah.
00:52:58Okay.
00:52:58Okay.
00:53:08Hi.
00:53:09These are nice.
00:53:22These are nice.
00:53:23These are nice.
00:53:23These are nice.
00:53:36These are nice.
00:53:37Nice color.
00:53:38These are nice.
00:53:39Hey.
00:53:39Hey.
00:53:41Find anything?
00:53:42You're not allowed to ask me that.
00:53:44Come on.
00:53:45Secrecy is half the fun of a white elephants exchange.
00:53:48Fine.
00:53:49So where's Grandpa Ron?
00:53:49He ditched me.
00:53:50What?
00:53:50Said he was feeling a little, uh, von der lust.
00:53:51This sure is the place for him.
00:53:52Have you found your gift yet?
00:53:54Wouldn't you like to know?
00:53:54Are you American?
00:53:55I'm sorry?
00:53:56You sound American.
00:53:57Oh, yes.
00:53:58I, uh, I am.
00:53:59I am American.
00:54:00I'm Austrian.
00:54:01But I studied English in California when I was at university.
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:04I really miss it.
00:54:05Yeah, well, you know, the West Coast is the best coast.
00:54:07As they say.
00:54:08Oh, yes.
00:54:09But I studied English in California when I was at university.
00:54:11Oh.
00:54:12I really miss it.
00:54:13Yeah, well, you know, the West Coast is the best coast.
00:54:16As they say.
00:54:17Oh.
00:54:18Oh.
00:54:19Oh.
00:54:20Oh.
00:54:21Oh.
00:54:22Oh.
00:54:23Say.
00:54:24If you want to, I can show you around some local treasures later.
00:54:28Perhaps you could share some.
00:54:29I found the Zimpsterne.
00:54:30The Zimp...
00:54:31The...
00:54:32The cookies I was looking for are silly.
00:54:34Carl just loves Zimpsterne.
00:54:37Ah.
00:54:38Excuse us.
00:54:40I hate Zimpsterne.
00:54:41I hope that was okay.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44No, I love being rescued from an adorable Austrian who's totally flirting with me.
00:54:48Especially when it's by a super cute American who I'm not allowed to flirt with.
00:54:53These Zimp cookies are pretty good.
00:54:54Zimpsterne.
00:54:55Hmm?
00:54:56It's a Christmas cookie.
00:54:57Zimp...
00:54:58Zimp...
00:54:59Zimp...
00:55:00Zimp...
00:55:01Zimpsterne.
00:55:02Zimpsterne.
00:55:03Zimpsterne.
00:55:04You got it.
00:55:05Sounds better when you say it.
00:55:07None of that.
00:55:08I don't know what you mean.
00:55:09I'm sure you do.
00:55:11What do you think about this for Mom?
00:55:13I think I'm still mad at you, but I think Viva will love it.
00:55:14I get the red one though.
00:55:15It'll look better on her.
00:55:16Probably right.
00:55:17Have you talked to your mom about whatever's going on?
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:19Is it about her?
00:55:20No, Mom is fine.
00:55:21I'm actually going to call her tomorrow night.
00:55:22after the elephant exchange.
00:55:23I'm sure you'll call her tomorrow night after the elephant exchange.
00:55:25It's not good for him.
00:55:26What do you think about this for Mom?
00:55:29I think I'm still mad at you, but I think Viva will love it.
00:55:35I get the red one though.
00:55:36It'll look better on her.
00:55:38better on her probably right have you talked to your mom about whatever's going on oh no is it
00:55:46about her no mom is fine i'm actually going to call her tomorrow night after the elephant exchange
00:55:52do you want to join me that depends on if we've cleared up whatever this is understood but dylan
00:56:00i do trust you know that if it was up to me how is it not up to you
00:56:06it's a
00:56:08oh no you know i love a choir
00:56:16this is not over it's on pause okay
00:56:22stille natt heilige natt
00:56:32schlaf in himlische hoof schlaf in himlische hoof
00:56:44oh nice shot
00:56:53looks like now it's time for you to take a shot at love
00:56:58don't need color commentary on my never gonna happen dating life
00:57:01come on keller just trying to help you get your head in the game
00:57:04thanks coach paul thanks i think that is a compliment
00:57:08your mother would love it
00:57:11christ in deine geburt
00:57:16christ in deine geburt
00:57:22we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year
00:57:36good tidings we bring to you and your kin
00:57:40so wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year
00:57:44oh
00:58:06oh
00:58:08oh
00:58:18oh
00:58:20oh
00:58:22oh
00:58:26oh
00:58:28oh
00:58:30oh
00:58:32oh
00:58:34oh
00:58:36oh
00:58:44oh
00:58:46sorry
00:58:47i wasn't trying to spy
00:58:48oh no no it's it's fine
00:58:50but if you're still trying to find out my secret gift you can stop now
00:58:54i'm not giving in
00:58:55no no i'll find out tonight at the exchange
00:58:57bet you won't know which is mine
00:58:58oh a challenge
00:59:00all right i'm into it
00:59:02so where's grandpa ron
00:59:04still wanderlusting in salzburg
00:59:07he's playing poker with a group of his new friends closer to his age
00:59:10oh so you've been ditched
00:59:12again yes i have
00:59:14seriously though i'm glad he's cutting himself out there
00:59:18i admire his resilience
00:59:20uh how so
00:59:21he lost my grandmother a couple years ago
00:59:24and he's been working to recover ever since
00:59:28like by taking this trip
00:59:29yep
00:59:30he's been so excited about this
00:59:32it made me excited
00:59:34and has it helped you with your
00:59:36romantic disappointment
00:59:38that's a pretty creative euphemism for divorce
00:59:42that's a nice ring doesn't it
00:59:44but uh
00:59:45yes
00:59:46yes it has
00:59:48good
00:59:49has it
00:59:50helped with yours
00:59:52yeah kinda
00:59:53the biggest disappointment was not appreciating my long time friend lauren
00:59:57did you two date
00:59:58nope
00:59:59that was the worst part
01:00:01i think i always uh imagined in the back of my mind
01:00:04that we would end up together
01:00:06except i never mentioned it to her
01:00:08probably should have done that
01:00:10probably should have
01:00:11well you know i was newly divorced and i guess i just thought i had
01:00:15a lot more time
01:00:16i'm sorry pal
01:00:19thank you
01:00:20you don't have to be
01:00:21i i think
01:00:21i think it's all for the best
01:00:23in what way
01:00:24i think
01:00:25in losing her i learned something that i
01:00:27couldn't have learned any other way
01:00:29that's a
01:00:32a very mature way to look at it
01:00:34well even the coach needs coaching sometimes
01:00:36i think the coach needs a cocktail
01:00:39yes
01:00:40excellent play
01:00:41you know
01:00:46they'll have a skate rental in vienna
01:00:48you didn't have to lug these all the way out here
01:00:50but these are good luck
01:00:51oh
01:00:52i think i'm gonna need it
01:00:56you are my good luck charm
01:00:59let's go have some fun
01:01:03who's ready to find the white elephant in the room
01:01:10for those of you not familiar with the rules of the white elephant gift exchange you already picked a random number in which order you're gonna select you'll pick one of these finely wrapped presents here and open it for the crowd to see now the following players they can either take a new present from the middle or steal someone else's gift then the person who loses their gift can steal a different gift or open a new one from the center and so on
01:01:35got this
01:01:36got this all right perfect so who's our number one who's our number one
01:01:40christmas time is here for everyone
01:01:42christmas time is here for everyone
01:01:46christmas time is here for everyone
01:01:47christmas time is here for everyone
01:01:51christmas time is here for everyone
01:02:02christmas time is here for everyone
01:02:10christmas
01:02:11Christmas, Christmas
01:02:17Christmas on a lovely evening
01:02:23Time for giving and receiving
01:02:29Christmas, yeah!
01:02:32Christmas, Christmas
01:02:37Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:47I think it's time we had a
01:02:51Keller family conversation.
01:02:53Let's find somewhere private, honey.
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:03:03Uh, I'm gonna leave you guys to this.
01:03:05No, I want you to come with us.
01:03:07We'll talk about this later.
01:03:11Go on.
01:03:13Okay, you deserve an explanation.
01:03:15And an apology.
01:03:17For what?
01:03:19For us not being completely honest
01:03:21with you about why we decided to call this trip.
01:03:23What do you mean?
01:03:25What do you mean?
01:03:27I was recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.
01:03:31Oh, my goodness.
01:03:33There have been enough clues over the past few months
01:03:35that we decided to get it checked out.
01:03:37But now we know for sure, which is good to have answers.
01:03:41How far along?
01:03:42Stage one.
01:03:43Which is very mild.
01:03:45But I have been slowing down, which I think you've noticed.
01:03:49Yeah, I sensed something was off, but I never could have imagined this.
01:03:53And that's why the Forst family Christmas in Austria.
01:03:57Yeah, yeah.
01:03:59To experience it fully with all of you this time of year.
01:04:03Oh, Dad.
01:04:05I know that it's a shock.
01:04:09But people live a long time with this.
01:04:13And very productive lives.
01:04:15It just won't look like we originally thought it would.
01:04:19For example, we're going to sell the house.
01:04:23Because of the stairs.
01:04:25Two floors at the top of the hill.
01:04:27Not exactly easy for someone living with this condition.
01:04:32And I don't think I'm going to be able to ice skate in Vienna.
01:04:36Like I thought it would.
01:04:38But that's okay.
01:04:40I will see the city with my family.
01:04:44Which is what's most important.
01:04:46I'm so sorry you guys have been going through this by yourself.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:51Well, actually, Dylan...
01:04:53It's not been completely by ourselves.
01:05:02All I want this year is to be near you.
01:05:20Through the frosty window lights will shine.
01:05:26And I can feel the warmth of home.
01:05:30The fire glow.
01:05:32Yeah, I just wanna let you know.
01:05:34We knew.
01:05:36How long?
01:05:38About a few weeks.
01:05:40Your parents called me because they know I've treated many patients with Parkinson's evening.
01:05:44Though Ben has his own primary specialist.
01:05:48Mom and Dad said they made you promise not to tell me because they want to go on this trip first.
01:05:53I hope they also mentioned I suggested that they tell you.
01:05:57They did.
01:05:59But you still should've.
01:06:02I didn't know what to do, sweetheart.
01:06:07Ben spoke to me in confidence and those were his wishes.
01:06:11No.
01:06:13I shouldn't have put you in this position in the first place.
01:06:18Which they were very apologetic about, for the record.
01:06:29My first instinct was to tell you, obviously.
01:06:33So...
01:06:34I don't know if this is gonna make any sense to you, but...
01:06:38I felt like I was being loyal to you by being loyal to Ben.
01:06:42Dad didn't want...
01:06:45me to know because he was afraid I would tell everyone.
01:06:48Hmm?
01:06:49Which, let's be honest, I probably would've.
01:06:51I am so sorry.
01:07:00Babe, it's okay.
01:07:02When we get home, we are going to therapy to establish better parameters for communication.
01:07:09Hmm?
01:07:10And...
01:07:11I'm gonna take you on a lovely spot.
01:07:14It's my weekend.
01:07:15Deal.
01:07:16Deal.
01:07:33It's come a lot away, babe.
01:07:35We've got a long and beautiful road ahead of us.
01:07:38I've gotta go.
01:07:43Huh?
01:07:44I have to talk to Cal and Amory.
01:07:47Is everything alright?
01:07:48Yeah.
01:07:49Are you sure?
01:07:50Yes.
01:07:51I love you.
01:07:52I love you so much.
01:07:53Okay.
01:07:54I love you too.
01:07:55I'm gonna go to all my dad's appointments.
01:08:02It shouldn't totally be up to my mom.
01:08:05My cousin Alex is a patient advocate at a hospital in Seattle.
01:08:10I'd be happy to put you in touch with him if you'd like.
01:08:12Get insight on how to navigate the process.
01:08:15I'd appreciate that.
01:08:17Of course.
01:08:18It's not the same, but my mom got sick during my first year of law school.
01:08:24I put everything aside to take care of her.
01:08:28Happily, she's 15 years cancer free.
01:08:31Wow.
01:08:32But it's a journey for the whole family.
01:08:35I can imagine.
01:08:36I'm happy to hear she's well.
01:08:38I just feel like I should've known.
01:08:40Cal, you can only see what people choose to show you.
01:08:43Yeah.
01:08:44I'm beginning to learn that.
01:08:48Thank you for listening.
01:08:50And thank you for asking.
01:08:55Sorry to interrupt.
01:08:56Hi.
01:08:57Can I talk to you?
01:08:58Okay.
01:08:59Like, now?
01:09:00Oh, yeah.
01:09:01To be continued.
01:09:02Sure.
01:09:03Yeah.
01:09:05Meine Mom-Karma singer for the us if they came through.
01:09:07Leise rieselt der Schnee.
01:09:14Still und starr liegt der See.
01:09:17Weihnachtlich glänzert der Wald
01:09:23Freu dich, Christkind kommt bald
01:09:45Hey, Em
01:09:45We're meeting in Cal's suite
01:09:49Let's go
01:09:54Uh...
01:10:12What? A single guy can't spruce his room up a little?
01:10:19This is a little more than spruce
01:10:20Hey, what, did you buy out the whole booth?
01:10:22I saw him at the market and it put me in the Christmas spirit
01:10:24I don't know, kind of seems like you were hoping for a visitor
01:10:26What? No
01:10:27Look, the guy gave me a great deal so I bought him up
01:10:29But we're not talking about me, we're talking about you
01:10:31Upstairs with the piano man
01:10:32You getting back in the game, kid?
01:10:34I don't know, Cal
01:10:34Well, I don't know what anything means
01:10:36Not today
01:10:37Listen, Em, if you like him, you gotta let him know
01:10:38Okay? Don't do what I did and wait till it's too late
01:10:41Can we stay on topic, please?
01:10:43Sorry, you're right
01:10:43How was William?
01:10:45Yeah, you guys good?
01:10:46What? We're fine
01:10:47Yeah, this is about mom and dad
01:10:48Well, I live close by
01:10:50I'm gonna be there for everything
01:10:52And I'm moving back to Portland
01:10:53You are? That's great news
01:10:54Did you get a job?
01:10:55Not yet, but I have a plan
01:10:58Yeah, you and I both
01:10:59You're moving to Portland?
01:11:00Man, talk about FOMO
01:11:01What? No, I'm not moving home, ew
01:11:04But I do have a plan that I think can help long term
01:11:07Didn't I tell you you'd find your inspiration?
01:11:15It's all coming together, man
01:11:16You got this
01:11:17I just hope the board goes for it
01:11:18Dylan, look at me
01:11:19They will, okay?
01:11:21Get ready, I'm gonna patch you through
01:11:23And hey, don't forget my Mozart chocolates
01:11:26Okay
01:11:26And now I've got Dylan all the way from the Danube River
01:11:30Dylan, take it away
01:11:31Good evening, everybody
01:11:32Thank you so much for staying up so late
01:11:35To take this spontaneous call
01:11:37I really appreciate it
01:11:38But
01:11:38I have an idea
01:11:40So guys
01:11:47There will be no official tour here in Vienna
01:11:49You each have a map
01:11:50And I want you to explore on your own
01:11:52Even the gentlewalkers will be able to see the best parts of the city
01:11:56Vienna has one of the most accessible public transportation in the world
01:12:00So no worries about that
01:12:02I recommend visiting Karlskirche
01:12:04It's a bit outside the city center
01:12:06But definitely worth it
01:12:08Have fun
01:12:08Enjoy
01:12:09Bye
01:12:10Bye
01:12:11Bye
01:12:11Bye
01:12:12Bye
01:12:13Bye
01:12:14Hey, William.
01:12:32How are you?
01:12:33Hi.
01:12:34Dylan's going to join us later on at the Christmas market.
01:12:37He just has some business that he's sent in to.
01:12:40I'm Christmassy.
01:12:41You know how he is.
01:12:43We know.
01:12:45Which is why we wanted to apologize to you.
01:12:48If we had thought that asking you not to tell Dylan would cause you to any problems...
01:12:53We would never put you in that position.
01:12:56I know. I understand. We both do.
01:13:00This is a really big deal, and it's gonna be something that we all learn as we go along.
01:13:07Even you?
01:13:08Even me.
01:13:09Have been on this side of it before.
01:13:11The family side.
01:13:14Yes.
01:13:16We love you, William.
01:13:25Enjoy the gun!
01:13:29And?
01:13:30How was my recommendation?
01:13:31Oh, breathtaking.
01:13:32Did you get some good shots?
01:13:33I think so.
01:13:35No.
01:13:36No.
01:13:37I know so.
01:13:38You're gonna love them.
01:13:39I have no doubts.
01:13:40Well, where's the rest of your crew?
01:13:43They took the Straßenbahn to the Rathaus.
01:13:45Oh, we have to work on the pronunciation on that.
01:13:47Oh, yeah?
01:13:48Well, we have to hurry, because I leave in two days.
01:13:52Back to Colorado?
01:13:53Yes, but just to get my stuff.
01:13:55I'm actually moving back to Portland.
01:13:57I have no reason to be in Denver anymore, and I'd like to be close to my dad as we figure all this out.
01:14:02I understand.
01:14:04And is there a full-time photography career in your future?
01:14:07No.
01:14:08I'm still gonna look for a remote job in the data field, but I'm also going to be serious about a part-time photography career.
01:14:15And that's only until I can make it full-time.
01:14:17I am not going to let anything stand in my way.
01:14:20Even me.
01:14:21Good.
01:14:24Hi, I have a question.
01:14:26Travel is your passion, right?
01:14:28I have a travel company, so I think it's safe to say yes.
01:14:32Okay.
01:14:33Well, then I was wondering how often you travel to the Pacific Northwest?
01:14:39Portland.
01:14:40Portland, specifically.
01:14:42Actually, I've never been.
01:14:43Oh, interesting.
01:14:45Well, in that case, I was wondering, next time you're there, if you would like to go out on a date with me, to be clear.
01:14:59Why wait for Portland?
01:15:01You mean, you want to go on a date today?
01:15:05We're staying in the Portland until tomorrow evening, so no worries about leaving guests behind.
01:15:10Besides, Jena is one of the most romantic cities in the world.
01:15:14There's no better way to experience it than with someone who excites you.
01:15:19I'm excited?
01:15:20Very much so, yeah.
01:15:22Oh, I like that.
01:15:25Oh, how do you say it in German?
01:15:27Aufregend.
01:15:28Yeah, sounds better in English.
01:15:29I agree.
01:15:30Okay, then.
01:15:31And I have a feeling I will be moving the Pacific Northwest to the top of my wish list.
01:15:45You will not regret it.
01:15:46Shall we take the U-Bahn to the Rathaus?
01:15:47What's that?
01:15:48How do you say it?
01:15:49That makes more sense.
01:15:52So, my favorite dish, Kaiserschmal?
01:15:53Yeah.
01:15:54Yeah.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:56Sorry, I used to check on some guests.
01:15:57All right.
01:15:58I'm in the case.
01:15:59Yes, Keller.
01:16:00There he is.
01:16:01Hey, you get your business done?
01:16:02I did.
01:16:03Did they like the idea?
01:16:04They did.
01:16:05Who's they?
01:16:06I thought we said no more secrets.
01:16:07Hey, lady.
01:16:08I had to deal with yours for two weeks.
01:16:09You can handle mine for two seconds, okay?
01:16:10Tell me, James Keller.
01:16:11My company bought a piece of land outside of Silverton, Oregon.
01:16:12Why is that a secret?
01:16:13Your company's always buying land.
01:16:14Still impatient.
01:16:15Always.
01:16:16Have either of you ever heard of a town in Holland called Halland?
01:16:17I'm sorry, I used to check on some guests.
01:16:18I'm sorry, I used to check on some guests.
01:16:19All right.
01:16:20I'm in the case.
01:16:21I'm in the case.
01:16:22Yes, Keller.
01:16:23Yes, Keller.
01:16:24There he is.
01:16:25Hey, you get your business done?
01:16:26I did.
01:16:27Did they like the idea?
01:16:28They did.
01:16:29Who's they?
01:16:30I thought we said no more secrets.
01:16:31So impatient.
01:16:32Oh.
01:16:33Have either of you ever heard of a town in Holland called Hogwick?
01:16:36That's Harry Potter school, isn't it?
01:16:38It's all a dad joke, Dad.
01:16:39Oh, ho, ho!
01:16:40Real question.
01:16:41No, what is it?
01:16:42It's a special village designed to help people dealing with Alzheimer's.
01:16:46Everything in the community is set up to make life as easy as possible for the residents.
01:16:50Dylan showed us pictures of it last night.
01:16:52It's really cool.
01:16:53I want to do the same thing, but for people with Parkinson's.
01:16:59Are your bosses okay with that?
01:17:00Mom, I am the boss.
01:17:01We've talked about this.
01:17:02But, yes, I had to convince the board, and they're all in.
01:17:08We dive into the new year.
01:17:15So proud of you.
01:17:16So proud.
01:17:17Oh, come on, everybody.
01:17:18Keller!
01:17:19Come on!
01:17:20Get in here.
01:17:21Oh, no.
01:17:22We need Vienna on three.
01:17:23All right.
01:17:24Count it out.
01:17:25Hey!
01:17:26Hey!
01:17:27Yeah!
01:17:28He'll hate it.
01:17:29I hate it.
01:17:38Are we sure this is safe?
01:17:39No, I think so.
01:17:40There's a lot of noises happening.
01:17:42There's a lot of creaks.
01:17:43I don't like it.
01:17:44It might just be part of the music.
01:17:46I think we should make the one in our front yard look like that.
01:17:48Don't you?
01:17:49Yeah.
01:17:50Oh, no.
01:17:51Wait.
01:17:52Are we stuck?
01:17:53I don't like this.
01:17:54Dylan?
01:17:55Just live in the moment.
01:17:57It is what it is.
01:17:59Look at how beautiful it is out here.
01:18:01It's what it be.
01:18:03You were wrong, you know.
01:18:04About now not being the right time for us to get married.
01:18:08I know you said that because you're about to be dealing with a lot with your family.
01:18:12You're going to be spending a lot of time with them, too.
01:18:13As you should, by the way.
01:18:14I know.
01:18:15You're still wrong.
01:18:16Now is the best time for us to get married.
01:18:19And it's the actual anniversary of our meet cute.
01:18:23We are cute, aren't we?
01:18:24Yeah.
01:18:25We kind of are.
01:18:26But you know what would make us even cuter?
01:18:27Mm-hmm.
01:18:28Is if you would do me the honor of marrying you.
01:18:29You're still wrong.
01:18:30Now is the best time for us to get married.
01:18:33And it's the actual anniversary of our meet cute.
01:18:39We are cute.
01:18:40Oh.
01:18:41Yeah.
01:18:42We kind of are.
01:18:43But you know what would make us even cuter?
01:18:46Mm-hmm.
01:18:47Is if you would do me the honor of marrying you.
01:18:55Of marrying me.
01:18:58I love you so much.
01:19:01If I've learned anything this week, it's that I can't do life without you.
01:19:05I don't want to.
01:19:08You're my rock.
01:19:10I know this isn't exactly the ring I had planned for, or actually the proposal that I had planned
01:19:18for, but...
01:19:21That?
01:19:22No.
01:19:23This is the ring that I had made for you six months ago.
01:19:30Dylan Keller, will you marry me?
01:19:34Yes!
01:19:35Yeah?
01:19:36Of course!
01:19:37Yeah?
01:19:38You have to put your ring on.
01:19:39You have to put your ring on.
01:19:40Here.
01:19:41It's a treat.
01:19:42Kiss me.
01:19:43He said yes!
01:19:44Yeah!
01:19:45So did he!
01:19:46Yeah!
01:19:47Looks like nobody else got the no romance on this trip memo.
01:20:01Well, who can blame him?
01:20:02You know?
01:20:03The beauty of Vienna, especially Christmas time.
01:20:05Romance seems to just pop up out of nowhere.
01:20:08I know that this is one Keller family adventure that I'll never forget.
01:20:12For a couple reasons.
01:20:14And how's your heart?
01:20:16Remarkably good.
01:20:18Yeah.
01:20:19Look, I know that we both agreed that the last thing that either of us wanted on this trip
01:20:24was something romantic.
01:20:26And yet, here we are under the heart tree.
01:20:33Here we are.
01:20:35Felicity, if there's anything I've learned on this trip, it's that I've got to be more
01:20:40in the moment so that I don't miss something special when it's right in front of me.
01:20:45You know I live in Seattle and you live in Portland.
01:20:50Yeah.
01:20:51Well, I already traveled across the pond to meet you.
01:20:53A trip to Seattle doesn't seem so far.
01:20:56Not far at all.
01:20:58You know I could do some more publicity than Jimmeozom 그래서 하 sedan
01:21:00murders dai.
01:21:01Just feeling like this.
01:21:02You look really dumb.
01:21:03Doesn't make them feel like you're back.
01:21:04You're going to make them feel like you're saved or your Ruby orコ Sidven microwaves.
01:21:05That is, aren't the most people girl leave.
01:21:07Ah!
01:21:08Oh.
01:21:09Shit!
01:21:18I should b него do some bumping usingЛ401 types.
01:21:23I pushed fully a puppy on thatajo thing.
01:21:25Deepest thingy or urge for joining us,
01:21:26And all is calm with you in my arms.
01:21:36Yeah, the glow in my eyes, my angel in the snow.
01:21:40There's always a little bit of you in my soul.
01:21:45The joy to my world, my star in the night.
01:21:49Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine through the sky.
01:21:54Hey, hey, hey, where's dad?
01:21:59Let Christmas bring you home.
01:22:17Don't worry, dad.
01:22:18We got you.
01:22:24My eyes, my angel in the snow.
01:22:27There's always a little bit of you in my soul.
01:22:32The joy to my world, my star in the night.
01:22:36Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine through the sky.
01:22:41No matter where you go.
01:22:45Let Christmas bring you home.
01:22:49Look at him, girl.
01:22:58Is there anything this man cannot do?
01:23:01Just let Christmas, let Christmas bring you home.
01:23:09No matter where you go.
01:23:17Let Christmas bring you home.
01:23:22Still let animals bring you home.
01:23:36I'll see you next time.
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