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00:00:00I know.
00:00:23They're so iconic.
00:00:26Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:26Where do we find a trio?
00:00:28I don't like to hear you.
00:00:30Oh, fuck.
00:00:31Fuck it.
00:00:32Fuck it.
00:00:38Teresa.
00:00:39Hey.
00:00:42How are you?
00:00:44Isn't it your wedding day?
00:00:50Yes.
00:00:51I just wanted to tell you that I'm really happy, and I love Drew, and I forgive you.
00:01:10Okay.
00:01:13I love my husband.
00:01:17I really...
00:01:23Drew.
00:01:24Drew.
00:01:25Give us a smile.
00:01:26Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:30Oh, yeah.
00:01:31Drew.
00:01:31Give us a smile.
00:01:32Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:46Drew, here, has never seen The Shining.
00:01:50Oh yeah?
00:02:09I am doing DIY December, where we are doing...
00:02:14DIY December!
00:02:17I hope you find the love and she treats you well...
00:02:23Hey Drew, what's it like to lose?
00:02:26How small is the point of the island going to be?
00:02:28Pretty small.
00:02:29How small are we talking?
00:02:33Honeymoon, guys.
00:02:35Honeymoon, guys.
00:02:36Got it. Have you seen my, have you seen my, my husband?
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:42An island in Panama.
00:02:44Our honeymoon.
00:02:45I love that.
00:02:46So, are you still in a daze from the wedding?
00:02:48Oh, we actually got married a year ago.
00:02:51But we did the whole mini-moon thing.
00:02:53So this is the official, official honeymoon.
00:02:57Yeah, and I'm still in a daze.
00:02:59Do you want a bar?
00:03:00They're keto.
00:03:01They're keto.
00:03:02It's like a keto cookie bar.
00:03:04I have like five of them.
00:03:05Uh-huh, good.
00:03:06So how did you two meet?
00:03:08Craigslist.
00:03:10Craigslist?
00:03:11I was selling a lamp.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:13My Nana gave me this lamp, and I didn't have a place for it.
00:03:17And I was leaning more into this Japanese minimalism aesthetic.
00:03:21Nana was a maximalist.
00:03:22And I answered his ad.
00:03:24Oh.
00:03:25Everybody was like low-balling me, and I'm like, this is my Nana's lamp.
00:03:30So Teresa comes in, she makes the lowest offer, right?
00:03:34And I couldn't say no.
00:03:36So I kept her number, and I promised myself I would not text her for drinks for a whole week.
00:03:42And when I did, she answered right away.
00:03:44Oh.
00:03:45Couldn't say no.
00:03:47Oh, I love that.
00:03:51Is he okay?
00:03:53Sir?
00:03:58Can someone...
00:03:59I got it.
00:04:00Buddy, you're not a doctor.
00:04:01He's not a doctor.
00:04:04Right there, now.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19Peanuts.
00:04:25No, no, no.
00:04:30Who brings peanuts on an airplane after they announce there's a nut allergy?
00:04:35Your keto bar.
00:04:44I mean, our keto bar.
00:04:53It's our honeymoon.
00:05:05Yeah, it doesn't even say there are peanuts in here.
00:05:09Yeah, look.
00:05:10It says right there.
00:05:11Repaired in a facility with nuts.
00:05:13It's not our bags.
00:05:15The bags never made it to use.
00:05:16I knew we shouldn't have checked them.
00:05:17That's on me.
00:05:19Hopefully it's not your fault.
00:05:20Besides, we can...
00:05:21We can go 24 hours without our stuff.
00:05:23Life at the equator is striking.
00:05:29Oh, that is a hat.
00:05:31That's good, right?
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:41We're buying the hat.
00:05:42Hola.
00:05:43How's your day...
00:05:44How's your day going so far?
00:05:46You really gotta chat with everyone, don't you?
00:05:50You say something?
00:05:51No.
00:05:52Nothing really.
00:05:54Woo!
00:05:55Woo!
00:06:08Wow.
00:06:11She wanted an adventure.
00:06:12Yes, uh, Pinterest.
00:06:15Out.
00:06:16And the Panama beaches are stunning.
00:06:19Supposed to be food.
00:06:20I'll reach out to the rental guy.
00:06:22Second living room.
00:06:24Drew, there's a guitar!
00:06:26Do you see the guitar?
00:06:29Yep.
00:06:30And here is the bathroom.
00:06:31And here is the bathroom.
00:06:32And here is the bathroom.
00:07:00Wow, look at you.
00:07:01Actually, go back a few.
00:07:09Okay, stop.
00:07:10Wow, look at you.
00:07:20Actually go back a few.
00:07:25Okay, stop.
00:07:29Yes.
00:07:30I am going to go helpless because I'm an empowered woman.
00:07:49Yo.
00:07:50True.
00:07:51You said this was a private beach.
00:07:53Hello.
00:07:54Hello.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:56Hi.
00:07:57I'm Paz.
00:07:58Oh, Paz.
00:07:59Paz.
00:08:00The rental host.
00:08:01P-A-Z.
00:08:02Paz.
00:08:03Oh, oh, Paz is the name.
00:08:05Love that.
00:08:07How are you guys finding the place?
00:08:08It's great.
00:08:09Oh, it's great.
00:08:10Yeah, thanks, yeah.
00:08:11Good.
00:08:12Sorry to be annoying.
00:08:13We, um, I think there was supposed to be like food in the house or like a lunch prepared
00:08:16part of the welcome package.
00:08:18The honeymoon package.
00:08:19Oh, yeah.
00:08:20I told my friends to drop off some food, but, you know, island time.
00:08:23We move at the speed of nature.
00:08:24Oh, yeah.
00:08:25Don't worry about it.
00:08:26We actually already ate.
00:08:27Yeah, we brought some bars.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Yeah, they're these healthy bars.
00:08:30They're for women, you know.
00:08:31Well, they're for anybody.
00:08:32I mean, they're not gendered.
00:08:34They're not Mrs. Barr, Mr. Barr.
00:08:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38They're keto, you know, so.
00:08:39I don't.
00:08:40Oh, God.
00:08:41You need to know keto because I think that's probably the diet here, right?
00:08:45I promised the food it was great.
00:08:46I recommend trying BB's down the beach.
00:08:48Do you guys want to?
00:08:49Oh, okay, BB's.
00:08:50Oh, we would love to.
00:08:54We were just gonna settle in a bit.
00:08:56Yeah, right on.
00:08:57Well, if you need me, I'll be right down the beach.
00:08:59Nice to meet you.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01And I appreciate you, Serena.
00:09:03You have a great night.
00:09:04Bye bye.
00:09:05Who's Serena?
00:09:06It's gonna be a few more days.
00:09:07The bags are still in Houston.
00:09:08Really?
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:10That's annoying.
00:09:11Well, they're doing the best they can.
00:09:12Well, you could have yelled.
00:09:13You never yell.
00:09:14I yell.
00:09:15Oh.
00:09:16I don't.
00:09:17I don't.
00:09:18I don't.
00:09:19I don't.
00:09:20I don't.
00:09:21I don't.
00:09:22I don't.
00:09:23I don't.
00:09:24I don't.
00:09:25I don't.
00:09:26I don't.
00:09:27I don't.
00:09:28I don't.
00:09:29I don't.
00:09:30I don't.
00:09:31I don't.
00:09:32I don't.
00:09:33I don't.
00:09:34I don't.
00:09:35Oh, you do.
00:09:36Yes.
00:09:45You know what?
00:09:46I am really just tired from the flight.
00:09:49Okay.
00:09:50We don't have to.
00:09:58No.
00:09:59It's fine.
00:10:02It's fine?
00:10:03No, I'm not.
00:10:04I just mean it's our honeymoon.
00:10:05No, it's fine.
00:10:06It's our honeymoon.
00:10:07Oh, it's our honeymoon.
00:10:08I've heard that before.
00:10:10Hey, you cannot say that.
00:10:12I just did.
00:10:13It's our honeymoon.
00:10:15It is.
00:10:16It is.
00:10:17Really.
00:10:18Hmm.
00:10:19Mr. Gentlemen, put your hands together for our bride and Bruce.
00:10:22Teresa and Drew.
00:10:25Teresa and I, we're so grateful.
00:10:27I mean, for all of you for coming out to celebrate us.
00:10:31And now, Drew has a little surprise for his bride, Teresa.
00:10:51In your eyes, a symphony
00:10:57Hold me close to you
00:11:06Underneath the starry beams
00:11:11You and I in lovers dreams
00:11:21You and I in lovers dreams
00:11:46Dispatches from paradise
00:11:51Dispatches from paradise
00:11:58Dispatches from paradise
00:12:02Dispatches from paradise
00:12:04Good morning
00:12:08Breakfast?
00:12:10No, I don't
00:12:12I want to get back to my wedding wait
00:12:13I was actually thinking of trying intermittent fasting
00:12:16Cool
00:12:17but there's coffee oh thank you I want to be in my body and be close to nature
00:12:25awesome like moving at the speed of nature hey do you want to fast with me like on our honeymoon
00:12:41I feel like it's the perfect time to like reset it's only in the morning um it's intermittent
00:12:51but I work out in the mornings and I think if I skip breakfast that might be a little tough for me
00:12:57fine we'll eat breakfast
00:13:02weird what Jason just liked that picture of us Jason Jason Nichols he commented too he said
00:13:14great picture Teresa just Teresa that guy's so nice I remember him hi are you thinking something to eat
00:13:25yes yes I will have the breakfast traditional por favor Teresa and to eat I'm fasting
00:13:37how's your day going so far it's a beautiful day it's like every day you are so lucky to live here
00:13:48it's our honeymoon congratulations yeah well it's a delayed honeymoon yeah one year I've been married
00:13:54to this one isn't he handsome it is very handsome thank you he's a handsome golden boy even my mom
00:14:03has a crush on him and she doesn't even really like me that much actually on the plane ride over here
00:14:10he saved a man's life yeah a man who may or may not have been having a little reaction to my keto bar
00:14:16we don't know anything for sure well yeah we were on the plane and this guy's like my throat's closing up
00:14:22and Drew was like give me that EpiPen and then he stabs the man and the man was saved the man lives
00:14:30because of Drew and then everybody was staring at me with eyeball daggers because I'm the bitch who
00:14:39opened up the nut bar which again we don't even know if there were actually peanut traces in there but
00:14:44after the entire plane has practically applauded him and given him the medal of honor he decides to
00:14:49say that it is our keto bar he takes the blame
00:14:55are you okay
00:14:58what I'm telling a funny story everybody's laughing
00:15:02he took the blame for our keto bar
00:15:06what's going on nothing are you sure yeah I feel like you're mad at me
00:15:36I'm not mad I'm not mad am I allowed to be a feeling that is something other than jovial I mean
00:15:43this is going to be a week-long vacation and I'm allowed to be a feeling that's something other
00:15:48than happy in fact right now I'm relaxed I'm relaxing okay good good you know what happened
00:15:55on the plane does sound obnoxious yeah it was
00:15:58sorry
00:16:02don't apologize no I um I shouldn't have snapped
00:16:07is there anything that I can do to make it right
00:16:12no
00:16:15no no you're good you're sick
00:16:21that's a good one
00:16:32what are you laughing at
00:16:34your hat
00:16:35your ironic fisherman hat
00:16:38are you um not wearing that hat to make me laugh
00:16:47I see what you're saying I shouldn't have tried to take credit for the keto bar
00:17:04okay but even that even saying that like can you just try not to be so good for once does
00:17:11that make sense I mean we've been married a year now are we different do you feel different we just
00:17:16got married we're still the same people taxes are different like when you were talking about Alan
00:17:20like Jason yes Jason okay a lot of guys will be weirded out by that I'm not gonna put that on you
00:17:27that is weird to me I'm saying if we were to look back would we be like yes we went all out we lived
00:17:35full lives does that make sense it does and I will try I want to try I just hear honeymoon and suddenly
00:17:42I feel like this wait like suddenly like this needs to be like the best week of our lives like an
00:17:47adventure yes yes like an adventure yeah yeah but we're on the most adventurous vacation of our entire
00:17:54friend group I don't know I'm confused and it's a lot of pressure no no no there's no pressure okay
00:18:02there's no pressure it's just our honeymoon but there is oh my god come here yeah I do feel seen by
00:18:11you I do I do I see you like I see you and I see you seeing me I do I see you seeing me I do I see you
00:18:18I really love it when you tell me these things right I really do okay that can sometimes be hard for me
00:18:32I feel really really good I do just to be able to talk you know
00:18:41good morning
00:18:42oh hey I told you guys my friends always come through are y'all getting hungry brunch is just
00:18:50about ready find your own package uh we're fasting do you want to join us yeah I do
00:19:01when I got here I was like I need to be by the jungle always but I need to be by the ocean too and I feel
00:19:06like camera bookers I get the best of both worlds you can have it all if you have balance
00:19:14that really really resonates with me like for me I knew I needed something for me outside of work
00:19:19outside of the rise and grind culture and so I was like I'm taking back Mondays but like what does
00:19:25that mean actually right and so I was like okay Sunday scaries no sleep Monday fog caffeine fix
00:19:36so I decided to make my morning coffee a practice of self-care skip the blue bottle brew at home I
00:19:42started doing it every day and I realized I do have the discipline and I sort of got control over
00:19:47myself and I think it was that sort of mental obstacle like that hurdle of doing it every day that sort of
00:19:54changed my life forever
00:19:55okay yeah that is balance yeah yeah
00:20:04how about you how do you find balance oh um I uh I work out in the mornings I'm a podcast engineer and
00:20:14it's it's a lot of sitting and so uh working out helps me focus and stay balanced
00:20:21you're in your head right now
00:20:30take this
00:20:33a rock it's not just a rock it's a special rock so whenever you have anxiety or something's coming
00:20:38up for you you can hold it or play with it or whatever you want but I used to have the same
00:20:43thing so I get it well I uh I don't want to take your special rock no it's your rock now seriously
00:20:51I'll be right back I'll be right back I'm gonna go get myself a new rock
00:21:07okay listen remember when we were talking about
00:21:11trying something new for our adventure mm-hmm okay hear me out don't react until I finish okay
00:21:20what if we seduced pause
00:21:26never in a host
00:21:29are you serious yeah I mean we're both clearly attracted to them and like there's a connection
00:21:36I mean this is our honeymoon right and it's a safe space to do it and you know we didn't
00:21:45anticipate it which I think is really good yeah um it's I mean it sounds like a lot um
00:21:54yeah but okay don't you want to jump start things and like reset things I mean we're setting
00:21:58the table for the rest of our lives and I we want an adventure okay okay to be clear you're saying you
00:22:08just want to have a threesome here and and we're not opening our relationship I don't we're not opening
00:22:14no no no no yeah a threesome but I mean if you and pause wanted to have your own experience I'd support
00:22:22that like I think that'd be beautiful
00:22:29a threesome for us yeah for us you know I don't I don't I don't know
00:22:39gotta have your rock I don't think so
00:22:43okay that was an awesome meal oh oh yeah for sure great uh nope nope nope nope nope I got this we're
00:22:51we're gonna clean up you've been amazing we're gonna write a great review on the rock too right
00:22:56on and you rock oh thank you yeah all right right on well if you need me I'm just up the beach great
00:23:02thanks a lot yeah
00:23:09uh pause yeah what's up hey um can we pay you to show us a good time
00:23:15I mean like a good time like a good time around the islands because we were going to be here for
00:23:21three or four days we just want to we want an adventure around the islands yeah just like a tour guide
00:23:26yeah only a tour guide like you don't have to put us to bed or anything or like babysit us
00:23:32you know but uh shows that I'm compromising and I'm open
00:23:36yeah for sure no we could I'm totally down we can go to pocket point and there's the mangroves
00:23:42I could take you guys to secret island secret island yeah it's this island that no one really
00:23:47knows about and it's sick great
00:24:11so the owner was like hey pause why don't you just keep an eye on things you hear all the time
00:24:24I'll pay you so it kind of just worked out sometimes things just work out yeah sometimes things just work
00:24:32out like how we met on craigslist
00:24:40I was selling my nana's lamp didn't really fit in my place you would sell your grandma's lamp
00:24:47um well I was leaning into a more um japanese aesthetic and nana was more of a maximalist
00:24:59um
00:25:04Teresa answered the ad
00:25:07and uh a lot of people were low-balling me and then she comes in and she's she offers me the lowest
00:25:14number right and I uh couldn't say no because she's a good negotiator cool let's go first one
00:25:22uh yeah it's magical I mean there's like fireflies everywhere and um I don't know why people
00:25:35shit all over the midwest it's the best I'm trying to remember why I was there my cousin
00:25:40lover but it was winter so there were no lightning bugs your cousin lover yeah my cousin sammy at the
00:25:49time we were dating you were dating your cousin yeah like second cousin no first it's very common
00:25:57for cousins to marry and have children it's actually a western constructed taboo that's pretty damaging
00:26:02to a normal and acceptable practice super western
00:26:05so
00:26:12hey
00:26:14get done
00:26:16bien
00:26:18hola hola teresa
00:26:22true
00:26:23almodio
00:26:25how you doing
00:26:26muy bien I mean wow this is secret island wow
00:26:31oh no no no this isn't a secret island no I gotta get to know you a little better before we go to
00:26:37the secret island
00:26:41oh tough luck
00:26:44come on babe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wow babe pause I thought you said you played soccer oh come on give
00:26:55me a minute
00:26:55okay if I were a fruit what would I be
00:27:01a coconut okay what would Drew be oh
00:27:09are you saying I'm round no no coconuts are sweet where did you get that oh yeah my pops gave it to me
00:27:15it's an albanian eagle dads usually give it to their sons but my dad gave it to me not my brothers
00:27:20why because you're his favorite probably watch the step thanks oh bye guys yeah we're still
00:27:27waiting on the bags from houston but it's actually pretty liberating but who needs more than one
00:27:31outfit right I mean who needs clothes at all I'm just kidding yeah I only have t-shirts
00:27:38how'd you choose your name by the way pause it means peace
00:27:44so what you just woke up one day and decided you wanted to be named peace that's exactly what happened
00:27:49okay well if you can change your name I can too you can change it right now okay uh my name's coco
00:27:57because the coconuts no we're moving at the speed of nature around here
00:28:04oh my god oh my god
00:28:16here you go thanks yeah for sure so what kind of podcast do you work on conversation mostly
00:28:26true crime
00:28:30true crime like pop culture sports right on you like true crime
00:28:39not really no do you
00:28:42fuck no
00:28:47i used to be in music no bills are paid that way
00:28:51mm-hmm but the skills carry over into podcasting so right
00:28:59and i do get to play a little bit with the true crime stuff like i'll add uh creepy music
00:29:06and mess with the levels
00:29:09i don't think they notice that probably not in the other shows the hosts are like
00:29:16semi-famous people acting like they're saying something important to build their brands
00:29:22so they don't have to podcast anymore oh that's depressing
00:29:28wait so you play an instrument
00:29:29what are they saying
00:29:44that cat's got scabies
00:29:46oh my god
00:29:50they don't bite humans
00:29:52god i love that woman
00:29:54they don't bite humans teresa come on
00:30:01i can feel it
00:30:07it's good
00:30:18thank you so much i'll see you there hey guys the boat is ready
00:30:24milk
00:30:28you see my hat
00:30:32hey oh excuse me oh that's my hat that's mine it's his hat now i traded for this
00:30:39what it was a special rock and he really wanted you to have it but i was like
00:30:44she's not going to take a rock from a kid so i gave him that
00:30:48besides your wife hates the hat
00:30:54he only had to play with me
00:30:57i thought i was going to see you know what i'm going to see you
00:30:59i didn't want to make a rock that's in the background
00:31:00i was so excited i wanted to think that i was going to be doing
00:31:01so there's something i wanted to have to be i was going to see you
00:31:02Um, do you want to join us for a drink tonight?
00:31:29Of course.
00:31:31What better way to end the day?
00:31:32Ha!
00:31:33What do you mean?
00:31:34We're going dancing tonight.
00:31:36My Kiki!
00:31:37Hi!
00:31:38What's your name?
00:31:39How are you?
00:31:41This is Drew.
00:31:42Hi.
00:31:43Teresa.
00:31:44This is my Kiki.
00:31:45It's nice to meet you.
00:31:46Hi.
00:31:51So, um, my Kiki, what brought you to Bocas?
00:31:55No, um, just Kiki.
00:31:57Paws loves nicknames.
00:31:59Yes.
00:32:02Tell him.
00:32:03Tell him.
00:32:04Come on.
00:32:05Come on.
00:32:06Well, I was out here for a certain reality TV show.
00:32:12Filming on an island out here.
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15I had to get that one, and I was really excited, of course, and I mean, it's super competitive
00:32:20to even get on, so I didn't care if they cast me as the villain.
00:32:23I was just so ready.
00:32:25And, um...
00:32:26It's okay.
00:32:27I was voted off for the first night.
00:32:32Oh, yikes.
00:32:33Mm-hmm.
00:32:34It's okay.
00:32:35You put yourself out there, and I think that is so big.
00:32:37Thanks for your...
00:32:38So big.
00:32:39And I love that you're someone who would do that.
00:32:41I appreciate that.
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:43It's just...
00:32:44I don't know if Paws understands completely, because I don't know if you've even seen a
00:32:49reality TV show before.
00:32:50I haven't.
00:32:51I haven't.
00:32:52Not once.
00:32:53Well, the only thing worse than being the villain is being the one no one remembers.
00:33:01So I decided to stay in town to decompress and wallow a bit, and Paws found me at Coquitos,
00:33:12drowning my sorrows.
00:33:14I still think that is just so cool.
00:33:16I would love to be on a show like that.
00:33:18You should!
00:33:19Right?
00:33:20I mean, you've got the strength, obviously.
00:33:22And the social game, which is pretty much most of it.
00:33:26I'm gonna re-up my drink.
00:33:29Does anybody want another drink?
00:33:31Oh, no.
00:33:32I was still working on mine.
00:33:33Thanks, though.
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36So what brings you guys to the island?
00:33:39I'm gonna do it.
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:43It is our honeymoon.
00:33:44Your honeymoon?
00:33:45Yeah.
00:33:46Oh, my gosh.
00:33:47Congratulations, the happy couple.
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:50I have questions.
00:33:51Oh, please.
00:33:52Fire away.
00:33:57You like it this hour?
00:34:02Ew.
00:34:03Hmm.
00:34:04I like it this hour.
00:34:08How long have you and my Kiki been together?
00:34:11Oh.
00:34:12We're not together.
00:34:13We just enjoy each other's company.
00:34:17Oh.
00:34:18I can't believe.
00:34:19I figured.
00:34:20Which is fine, obviously.
00:34:22But wouldn't it be fine?
00:34:23I don't blame you for staying.
00:34:25This place is so beautiful.
00:34:26I mean, it is.
00:34:27It really is.
00:34:28I mean, it's amazing.
00:34:29It's amazing.
00:34:30But I didn't stay here for the island.
00:34:33I stayed here for buried treasure.
00:34:36What?
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:39No, I'm serious.
00:34:40There's buried treasure all over this island.
00:34:42Yeah.
00:34:43Try this.
00:34:52You're gonna spit it.
00:34:53Mm-mm.
00:34:54You like it?
00:34:55Mm-hmm.
00:34:56Mm.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:59I don't.
00:35:00Disgusting.
00:35:01All right.
00:35:03Let's dance.
00:35:07All right.
00:35:08Let's dance.
00:35:31Π·Π°ΠΊaca.
00:35:32Blah.
00:35:33Blah.
00:35:34Blah.
00:35:35Blah.
00:35:36Blah.
00:35:37Blah.
00:35:38Blah.
00:35:39Blah.
00:35:40Blah.
00:35:41Blah.
00:35:42Blah.
00:35:44The history, and the adventure, and the exploring!
00:35:47It's just...
00:35:48Incredible, man.
00:35:49Yess.
00:35:50Guess what?
00:35:52We're going to a secret island, huh?
00:35:54Ooh!
00:35:55What is it?
00:35:56Oh, my god!
00:35:57Oh!
00:35:58Yeah!
00:35:59That makes me easier.
00:36:00IΡΠ΄an't ways things that crawl.
00:36:01Ooh, ooh, I love this stuff!
00:36:03Oh, hey, drink's on me.
00:36:06Okay, Paz and Kiki, they're just friends.
00:36:09Very friendly friends.
00:36:11What about Kiki?
00:36:13Uh, uh, I don't know.
00:36:14What about Kiki?
00:36:15Come on, you know.
00:36:18No, no.
00:36:19Okay, let's do it.
00:36:20No, no, no, no, come on, come on, come on.
00:36:21I was hoping to Paz because you were attracted to them.
00:36:23Why don't you just be open to Kiki?
00:36:25Uh, I don't know, Drew.
00:36:27It's, I don't know.
00:36:28The energy's not there.
00:36:29I found a connection with Paz.
00:36:32Okay, it took a beat, but we're on vacation.
00:36:35Like, this is a safe space for us to explore together.
00:36:38Don't laugh.
00:36:39You know you want to.
00:36:40Okay.
00:36:40On our adventure.
00:36:41Okay, fine, maybe.
00:36:50Paz said they're gonna pick us up tomorrow morning
00:36:52and take us to breakfast on the ocean.
00:36:55I mean, do you feel that chemistry with Paz?
00:36:58Because I see it between you two.
00:37:00I mean, it is electric.
00:37:02It's like we're alive.
00:37:04And Secret Island is clearly where they go to fool around.
00:37:08I mean, you saw the look on Kiki's face when Paz said that.
00:37:12What do you think it's gonna be like with Paz?
00:37:16Are you mad about Kiki?
00:37:18When we go to Secret Island, it's gonna be like this.
00:37:36And this.
00:37:37You're gonna do this to both me and Paz at the same time.
00:37:49Yes.
00:37:56And this.
00:37:57And this.
00:38:08And this.
00:38:10And this.
00:38:16And this.
00:38:19And this.
00:38:22You're awake.
00:38:50What time is it?
00:38:51I have no idea.
00:38:54Hey, what if we didn't sleep with Paz?
00:38:57What?
00:38:58Yeah, I just feel like I sort of forced you into it and...
00:39:03I don't know.
00:39:05No, no, you didn't.
00:39:06Let's just stick to the plan.
00:39:08For us.
00:39:10Our adventure.
00:39:14Right.
00:39:15Right.
00:39:15Okay.
00:39:17I'm gonna go make coffee.
00:39:19Big day.
00:39:21Secret island.
00:39:23Secret island.
00:39:23Secret island.
00:39:24How is it?
00:39:51It's good.
00:39:52Come in.
00:39:56Who's ready for a secret island?
00:40:04Up we are.
00:40:06Yes.
00:40:10No way.
00:40:11I told you I got you.
00:40:13You didn't have to do this.
00:40:14No, I did.
00:40:15And it is a Panama hat.
00:40:16They're just made in Ecuador.
00:40:17It's a common misconception.
00:40:18Oh.
00:40:19You look so cute.
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:22So I have a picnic packed up here.
00:40:23A special picnic.
00:40:24We have some arts and crafts.
00:40:25I love arts and crafts.
00:40:27And a lot of water.
00:40:28A lot of water?
00:40:29Oh, good.
00:40:29And the thing about secret island.
00:40:31When we get there, we're gonna have...
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:40:33What's wrong?
00:40:33Oh, my God.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:36Did you get bit?
00:40:36No, nothing.
00:40:37It's fine.
00:40:38Teresa.
00:40:38What?
00:40:39Fuck.
00:40:39No, no, it is.
00:40:41No, it's fine.
00:40:42It's fine.
00:40:42What is it?
00:40:43What?
00:40:44My ring.
00:40:45I had it on the porch.
00:40:46It was on my finger.
00:40:47And then I came out here to the ocean.
00:40:48And then I stuck my hands down on the ground.
00:40:51Because I was grounding myself.
00:40:52Remind me, Barry.
00:40:53Just dig.
00:40:54Just dig.
00:40:54Are you sure it was right here?
00:40:55Yes.
00:40:56Oh, that was so stupid.
00:40:57That was so stupid.
00:40:58Okay.
00:40:59What do we do?
00:40:59Oh, my God.
00:40:59It's okay.
00:41:00It's okay.
00:41:03I'm so sorry.
00:41:05It's okay.
00:41:05No, I'm not good.
00:41:08Don't say that.
00:41:09I love you so much.
00:41:12No, don't say that.
00:41:15It's gonna be okay.
00:41:19Guys, I'm so sorry.
00:41:23The last metal detector on the island went missing six years ago.
00:41:30I'm so sorry.
00:41:31I'm so sorry.
00:41:33Fuck.
00:41:33Is there anything I can do for you?
00:41:41I'm so sorry.
00:42:03I'm so sorry.
00:42:04I'm so sorry.
00:42:34We should go inside.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:52You've been trying to seduce me this whole time.
00:42:55No.
00:42:57No?
00:43:00Okay.
00:43:01Well, yes.
00:43:03It's fine.
00:43:04We have a connection.
00:43:08You know what would make this even better?
00:43:10What?
00:43:11Breakfast in bed.
00:43:13Here, we'll help.
00:43:14Go ahead.
00:43:14No, no, I got it.
00:43:15No?
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:16I feel so present.
00:43:27I feel so present.
00:43:38Like, so in my body.
00:43:39Yeah?
00:43:40That's good.
00:43:41I've been trying to be, like, more in my body and just, like, more in myself in general.
00:43:45Like, for example, in my morning routine, I wake up, I do my morning pages, I write three
00:43:50things I'm grateful for, three things I wish I could improve upon, and three intentions I
00:43:53have for the day.
00:43:54Just fine.
00:43:55If I'm not staying grateful, I just, like, end up being in this really, like, negative headspace,
00:43:59which sort of accelerates me to be, like, more in my body.
00:44:01Whoa.
00:44:04So you do all that so you can be present?
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:07All the time.
00:44:20I want you to be present with me.
00:44:21I don't, I don't, I don't think I could do that.
00:44:31May I?
00:44:37What do you feel?
00:44:40Hmm.
00:44:44I feel your hands.
00:44:46What do you see?
00:44:50I see your eyes.
00:44:51How do you feel?
00:44:59I feel safe.
00:45:01You'll find you surprise yourself when you quiet yourself.
00:45:13Breakfast on the other deck.
00:45:18Man, I am.
00:45:21I am so full, but I can't stop eating.
00:45:24I love your pancakes, Drew.
00:45:27I'm really good at making pancakes.
00:45:31Should we, uh, should we do a check-in?
00:45:34Um, yeah.
00:45:35Sure.
00:45:36Yeah, well, I can go first.
00:45:37So we just engage in an intimate experience together, and I feel very good about it.
00:45:43Well, I feel good.
00:45:54I feel really good.
00:45:56I'm surprised at how good I feel.
00:45:59And, um, I'm more connected with you.
00:46:05So thank you, Paz.
00:46:07That makes me really happy to hear.
00:46:09Theresa?
00:46:10Theresa?
00:46:10Oh, um, um, I feel like I have to pee.
00:46:23Hmm.
00:46:24I'm so quiet.
00:46:26Uh-uh.
00:46:28Oh, um, I feel like...
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:41Are you happy now?
00:47:01Life is moving.
00:47:11At the speed of nature.
00:47:24What to the pancakes?
00:47:26I am happy.
00:47:31I'm really, really happy.
00:47:37God.
00:47:38Flour, sugar, eggs, milk, chocolate.
00:47:49Chocolate?
00:47:51From your bag.
00:47:54That's not chocolate, chocolate.
00:47:58It's not chocolate, choc-
00:48:01Oh, my God.
00:48:13The gap in the teeth leads to the heart.
00:48:19It's all a map.
00:48:22Albert Einstein's second wife, Elsa, was his first cousin.
00:48:26Oh, my God.
00:48:27Their mothers were sisters, and their fathers were first cousins.
00:48:31Oh, my God.
00:48:33Can you imagine how hard it would be to balance mother-in-laws who are also sisters?
00:48:41On top of maintaining his relationship with Elsa?
00:48:45I love my husband.
00:48:49I love his jokes.
00:48:52They're funny.
00:48:55They are funny.
00:48:56You know what?
00:48:58What?
00:49:01I have to love people right where they are.
00:49:04You've got to love people right where they are, Drew.
00:49:09I've got your back.
00:49:19I'm so happy.
00:49:23I'm so happy.
00:49:27I drugged us.
00:49:42I drugged us on accident.
00:49:48Oh, shit.
00:49:50Whoa.
00:49:52Let me see it.
00:50:13Guys.
00:50:16Whoa.
00:50:19Let me see it.
00:50:21Oh, fuck.
00:50:26Oh, fuck.
00:50:33Jeez.
00:50:36This is like the best thing I've ever eaten.
00:50:42What are the plans for tonight?
00:50:46I need to dance.
00:50:48Oh, you know what? I need to dance, too.
00:50:50Mm-hmm.
00:50:51What's your dance?
00:50:53I'm gonna meet up with some friends,
00:50:55but y'all should definitely have some fun.
00:51:00Oh, yeah.
00:51:02Good. Yeah, that's great, actually.
00:51:03You know what? I've been wanting some solo time with you, right?
00:51:06Oh, yeah. That's good. Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:51:10All right, well, if you need me, you know where I live.
00:51:15Right down the beach.
00:51:17All right.
00:51:22Bye.
00:51:23Bye.
00:51:24I'm just so funny.
00:51:27Hmm.
00:51:30So be nice.
00:51:31No, I am glad we chose here.
00:51:46Yeah, it's been so, um...
00:51:50You okay?
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:54Whoa, what the fuck was that?
00:51:55It's just a crab.
00:51:57No! No! No!
00:51:57It's a crab.
00:51:58It's okay.
00:51:59Oh, my gosh. I don't like it.
00:52:00I don't like it. I don't like it.
00:52:01The thing is, I feel like if I'm moving, then things can't bite me. Does that make sense?
00:52:05Mm-hmm.
00:52:06So I just feel like we need to go dancing.
00:52:08Yeah, let's just... let's go dancing.
00:52:12Mm-hmm.
00:52:14Are you okay?
00:52:14Mm-hmm.
00:52:16Ugh.
00:52:20Drew?
00:52:21Are you sure you're okay?
00:52:25Yes.
00:52:26You can go without me.
00:52:29Don't deny your dancing mood.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:35I'll be dancing here.
00:52:37I'm good.
00:52:39Goodnight.
00:52:52Um, hola.
00:52:53Hi.
00:52:55Un tequila soda, por favor.
00:52:58Tequila soda?
00:52:59Si.
00:52:59Okay.
00:53:00Oh, con lime.
00:53:02Raina.
00:53:15Hola, John.
00:53:16ΒΏQuΓ© tal?
00:53:16Hey, Kiki.
00:53:17Hola.
00:53:18ΒΏCΓ³mo estΓ‘s?
00:53:19Bien.
00:53:19ΒΏY tΓΊ?
00:53:20Excelente.
00:53:21Hola.
00:53:22Bienvenida.
00:53:26Hi.
00:53:27How was your day?
00:53:29Oh, it was, um, it was great. Thanks. Yeah.
00:53:32It was great.
00:53:39Do you hate yourself?
00:53:42No.
00:53:44I don't hate myself.
00:53:46That's great.
00:53:48What kind of question is that?
00:53:50Oh, uh, uh, right, um, no, I'm just wondering, I was just wondering, I was just wondering.
00:54:01You see, I was on this reality TV show.
00:54:03Yes, I know.
00:54:05You're right.
00:54:05Um, sorry.
00:54:07Sorry.
00:54:11Just, I figure you have to hate yourself to put yourself on a show like that.
00:54:19on a show.
00:54:23But at least now, I know I hate myself and I'm working on it.
00:54:29And I think someday I will like myself.
00:54:31I will like myself.
00:54:34That's great, Kiki, that you're doing all that work.
00:54:38But I like myself, so I don't really think that pertains to me.
00:54:47That's good.
00:54:53Pepto, thank you, God.
00:54:55You know, I saw you guys earlier.
00:55:03You and Paws and Drew.
00:55:06Oh.
00:55:07Yeah, that's okay.
00:55:09I mean, I'm super used to it by now.
00:55:12And that's kind of Paws's thing.
00:55:14You know, sleeping with couples here on vacation.
00:55:17And it's funny, because they all think it's like this magical, unique thing.
00:55:22But it's not.
00:55:25Being with Paws alone, though, that's different.
00:55:32That's special.
00:55:33Like, they let very few people in one-on-one like that.
00:55:38Um, okay, thank you.
00:55:50I have to go.
00:55:52Um, okay, do you, um...
00:55:56I have an experience.
00:56:09I can have my own experience.
00:56:10I don't hear...
00:56:11I don't hear...
00:56:12Paws.
00:56:17Paws.
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:21Sorry.
00:56:22Paws?
00:56:23Hey.
00:56:37How was your night?
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:52Yo.
00:56:53I was just packing so we could go first thing.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:55Great.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:56Awesome.
00:56:57Um.
00:56:59Do you want to have a beer?
00:57:00Is it cold?
00:57:01You're quiet.
00:57:18I just feel at ease when I'm around you.
00:57:22So you like me?
00:57:23I'm sorry.
00:57:36I'm sorry.
00:57:36Um.
00:57:38Teresa's just in my head.
00:57:41And I can't stop thinking.
00:57:43I thought that I was standing on something solid.
00:57:53But now I think that I'm the only one that felt that.
00:57:58She said that she wanted us to have our own experience.
00:58:14You and me.
00:58:15Okay.
00:58:28I don't know.
00:58:49Ah.
00:58:50Ah.
00:58:51Ah.
00:58:54Ah.
00:58:54Ah.
00:58:56Ah.
00:58:57Ah.
00:58:57Ah.
00:58:57Ah.
00:58:58I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.
00:59:28Come on, the store's jammed.
00:59:48I need to call.
00:59:51Somebody fix it.
00:59:55Did you have fun?
00:59:57It was really, really fun.
01:00:02I missed you.
01:00:05How are you feeling?
01:00:06Oh, much better.
01:00:08Good.
01:00:09Mm-hmm.
01:00:10Hey, listen.
01:00:11I want you so bad right now.
01:00:14I miss her one-on-ones.
01:00:18A little tequila breath.
01:00:21Sorry, Bean.
01:00:22You're not.
01:00:23Mm-hmm.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:26Mm-hmm.
01:00:27Well, you tipsy there?
01:00:33I'm tired.
01:00:34You know what?
01:00:36I'm really tired.
01:00:38Mm-hmm.
01:00:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:00:43Oh, yeah.
01:01:03Sorry.
01:01:18No, keep going.
01:01:21No, I was just messing around.
01:01:25Are you ready for Secret Island?
01:01:28Mm-hmm.
01:01:30Oh, how was the bar?
01:01:31Oh, it was really, really fun.
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35I love hanging with that crew.
01:01:40Paz is such a funny dancer.
01:01:42Paz was there?
01:01:43That is, that's weird.
01:01:46Why is it weird?
01:01:48Well, Paz was here getting the boat ready for today.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54And I saw them and I went down there.
01:01:57And then we had our own experience.
01:02:04Um, you and Paz?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:09You and Paz hooked up?
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:12Yeah, like you wanted.
01:02:15It was...
01:02:17I was open and it was awesome.
01:02:21Wow.
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:24That's okay, right?
01:02:25Because you said that you told me you wanted me to...
01:02:27Yeah.
01:02:28Yeah, of course.
01:02:29Hey, here we are at Friday Beach or whatever it's called.
01:02:57Oh, there is the ocean.
01:03:00And here is Paz.
01:03:05And there's Drew.
01:03:07Drew.
01:03:08Drew.
01:03:10Give us a smile.
01:03:12Okay, that is going to have to be good enough.
01:03:15Hey, Teresa, are you, uh, are you upset?
01:03:21No.
01:03:22No?
01:03:22No.
01:03:22God, why would I be upset?
01:03:24Oh, because Drew and I had our own experience last night.
01:03:27Which, which you said was okay.
01:03:29And you may have mixed feelings now about it, which is totally fine.
01:03:33Okay.
01:03:34Cool.
01:03:35Well, yeah.
01:03:36I mean, maybe I did say something along those lines and it is fine.
01:03:40So, sorry if I'm a bit wound up.
01:03:43I guess just some of us had a certain sort of release last night and some of us didn't.
01:03:49If you were to take a scientific poll, if it was the most relaxed on the island, it's
01:03:53not going to be me, so.
01:03:56That's fine.
01:03:56I'm sort of over here.
01:03:57You're sort of over there.
01:04:00Great.
01:04:01We're the three musketeers.
01:04:02One of the musketeers had been, like, picked out of the group and asked back to some sort
01:04:06of weird reunion tour, but no, I'm good.
01:04:12Hey, are you hungry?
01:04:13No, Drew, I'm not hungry.
01:04:15I'm fasting.
01:04:17Okay.
01:04:18You two need to figure this out.
01:04:20Can you just give us a second?
01:04:25Teresa, just talk to me.
01:04:28Talk to me.
01:04:28There's nothing to talk about.
01:04:30Well, I'm confused because you said that you wanted this.
01:04:33That's exactly what you said.
01:04:34I don't mean every single thing that I say.
01:04:37How am I supposed to know that?
01:04:39I would never do anything that would hurt you.
01:04:42I would never...
01:04:42Hey.
01:04:45Where are you going?
01:04:47You two need to figure it out!
01:04:49You're going to just leave us here?
01:04:54Great.
01:04:55Fucking great.
01:04:58What?
01:04:59I did something?
01:05:00Yeah, literally.
01:05:02Paws left us stranded here because we're so fucking awkward to be around.
01:05:07I just think it's funny.
01:05:08I just think it's funny that this entire week, I've been the bad guy for wanting to do something
01:05:13with Paws.
01:05:14I never said that you were the bad guy for wanting us to do something with Paws.
01:05:18Then, meanwhile, lotty fucking doll, you and Paws.
01:05:21This was your idea.
01:05:23You said I would love for you to have your own experience with Paws.
01:05:26I think it would be beautiful.
01:05:27Oh, okay.
01:05:28Mister, this is for us.
01:05:29That is the only reason why I agreed to do the threesome.
01:05:33God forbid I want anything outside of this.
01:05:37You know what?
01:05:38You didn't want this for us.
01:05:39You wanted it for you, and now you're pissed off because Paws and I have a connection.
01:05:43The three of us weren't enough for you.
01:05:47You just wanted your own thing.
01:05:49You know what?
01:05:50All this little playing pretend that we're doing, so blah.
01:05:56Makes me sick.
01:05:58This whole thing makes me sick.
01:06:01And honestly, Drew, I feel bad for you.
01:06:06I just want everyone to love you.
01:06:08Is that why you're bending over backwards for Paws, for the boat driver, for the guy in the aisle seat, everyone?
01:06:16Why do you make me feel this way?
01:06:19You make me feel bad for just existing.
01:06:24Apparently, there's something inherently wrong with me that you see and nobody else in the world sees.
01:06:31Like, I'm really sorry that people actually think I'm a good person.
01:06:35Maybe there's something wrong with you, Teresa.
01:06:39You know what?
01:06:40You're not the only person who thinks that about me.
01:06:42Oh, guess who else thinks that about me?
01:06:44I think that about me.
01:06:45But at least I do the work to be okay with being a complicated person.
01:06:50Fetal fasting's not doing the work.
01:06:53The videos, it's not work.
01:06:55And the threesome's not doing the work.
01:06:56Okay, well, why don't you tell yourself whatever little story makes you happy, right?
01:06:59Like, how about our story?
01:07:01Our little me-cute.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:02Oh, I texted her and I waited a whole week,
01:07:05and then she got back to me right away, right?
01:07:07I didn't even save your number.
01:07:10I was just drunk and horny on a shitty date.
01:07:14So I thought, yeah, why not hook up with the rando who I literally don't remember?
01:07:17And I show up, and it's the lamp guy.
01:07:20Yeah, I referred to you as the lamp guy to my friends for weeks.
01:07:24And you just kept hanging around.
01:07:26So I thought, sure, I'll fuck you.
01:07:27Sure, I'll date you.
01:07:28Sure, I'll marry you.
01:07:30Which was so dumb.
01:07:32Because three years later, I still can't fucking stand you.
01:07:35And I'm sorry.
01:07:39You're right.
01:07:40I, for whatever reason, for whatever reason, that I cannot explain.
01:07:46I cannot figure out a way to love you.
01:07:49What is wrong with me?
01:07:52That I cannot figure out a way to love you when the rest of the fucking world can.
01:07:58I cannot figure out a way to love you.
01:08:17Drew, what are you doing?
01:08:22I'm building a shelter.
01:08:24Oh, my God.
01:08:25We're stranded on an island called Secret Island.
01:08:28Who knows how long we'll be here.
01:08:30Okay.
01:08:31Well, um, let me help you.
01:08:34I don't want your help.
01:08:39I don't want your stick.
01:08:55Drew.
01:08:58Drew.
01:09:00Don't talk to me.
01:09:03Drew.
01:09:04Don't talk to me.
01:09:06I have nothing to say to you.
01:09:08Drew, our boat is here.
01:09:25So, how's your day going?
01:09:43Un minuto, por favor.
01:09:44De Nero inside.
01:09:45Gracias, senor.
01:09:50Mi esposo, como se dice, um, tips well.
01:09:54How good is the piΓ±a colada sound right now?
01:10:17Drew.
01:10:18Can we talk about this?
01:10:19I'm sorry.
01:10:21My lawyer will be in touch.
01:10:22Are you seriously divorcing me right now?
01:10:31Yes.
01:10:31Yes.
01:10:43I want to go back.
01:10:47I want to go back.
01:10:49Can we stop it, babies?
01:11:09Taste it like you, tasty more.
01:11:24I'll be right back.
01:11:30About earlier.
01:11:31No, no, no.
01:11:31No need to apologize.
01:11:33It's okay.
01:11:34Teresa and I are done.
01:11:40Oh, fuck.
01:11:41Okay.
01:11:42And I just wanted to come check on you.
01:11:44I know it was a lot.
01:11:46You just broke up with Teresa.
01:11:47You coming to check on me?
01:11:49Yeah.
01:11:50Yeah.
01:11:55Drew, I'm okay.
01:11:56Okay.
01:12:04Okay.
01:12:04Okay.
01:12:04Right.
01:12:09I'm sorry.
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:13law.
01:12:18Bye.
01:12:21Bye.
01:12:22Bye.
01:12:34Bye.
01:12:34Bye.
01:12:34Bye.
01:12:35Bye.
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