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00:01Tonight, from across Australia and around the world, it's time to look back and unpack
00:06the week from the cheap seats, with special guests, beloved actor and presenter Julia
00:12Zamero and comedian Adam Rosenbachs.
00:16And now, here are your hosts, Melanie Bracewell and Carlo Ritchie.
00:24With a deep end of the week's events, there's some very special guests.
00:28And a special welcome to our guest host this week, it's Carlo Ritchie.
00:33Little tiny shoes to fill.
00:36Tiny shoes to fill, yes.
00:37You have to forgive Tim, he's had a very exciting product launch.
00:41Toyota's also going all in on mobility with tiny little cars for kids to get about that are fully autonomous.
00:47As soon as he had mobility, he was out of here.
00:50No, let's get into the news and let's start with the obvious.
00:54The race that stops the nation.
00:55The race that stops the nation.
00:56The race that stops the nation.
00:58The race that stops the nation.
01:00Now, here at Channel 10, we no longer have the rights to broadcast the race.
01:04But don't worry, we've got something just as good.
01:06Finally, it's the race that stops a small community in the US.
01:10The annual high heel race.
01:12The annual high heel race.
01:16Set your watches.
01:17Unfortunately, someone broke their heel and they're no longer with us.
01:21It's always sad to see the screens go up.
01:23Meanwhile, on the ABC, they were showing...
01:25The rates that stopped the nation.
01:27The RBA tip to keep intersects.
01:29The annual RBA announcement.
01:31That is huge.
01:32Bring it to a stop.
01:33But let's talk about the Melbourne Cup.
01:35The gates at Flemington opened at 9am.
01:37They want to race to get their best spot, whether it be on the lawn, next to the rails, or some in the members.
01:43Some of them on the concrete.
01:47Well, public transport officials were urging race goers to stay safe.
01:51Metro's advice, be ultra aware of your surroundings and avoid noise cancelling headphones.
01:57I don't think the headphones would have helped.
01:58It only affects bats, I think.
02:01It wouldn't be the Melbourne Cup without, well, Melbourne.
02:04Flemington Racecourse, it's a bit drizzly now.
02:06The sun is out now.
02:07As you can see, I've got the brolly up already.
02:09I think I can see the sun behind you.
02:11In excess of about 40 mils of rain.
02:13The sun's come out a bit.
02:14It's going to be incredibly soggy.
02:15If conditions are out.
02:16It's very wet.
02:19Completely.
02:20Two of every animal.
02:21I don't want to.
02:22But congratulations to the winner.
02:24Half yours.
02:25This is historic.
02:26Second woman to win the Melbourne Cup.
02:28And I found that out.
02:29Oh, yeah.
02:30It's really exciting.
02:30One day.
02:31One day I'll get on there as soon as they make bigger horses.
02:36Channel 9.
02:37They took us behind the scenes.
02:38Have a look at this.
02:39This is what every horse is going to want.
02:41This draped over them.
02:42At the end of the famous race.
02:45And what we see here is that blue tarp, which they don't want draped over them.
02:49They don't want that.
02:52Enough of the Melbourne Cup.
02:53Let's go overseas now.
02:55They're also getting into racing season.
02:57Tell you what I usually say.
02:59But I'll say it very softly.
03:01When your horse wins, it's much better than sex.
03:05And don't doubt it.
03:07I don't know because I've never had a winning horse.
03:10It's always good to whisper directly into a microphone.
03:12Yeah, much better than that.
03:15Moving on to politics now.
03:17And Anthony Albanese has returned to Australia.
03:19After a week of successful meetings in Asia.
03:21Much of the week at ASEAN, too.
03:25Including the Prime Minister's meeting with his Malaysian host.
03:28Okay.
03:30Haunted by the ghost of Harold Holt.
03:32He reported feeling very sleepy.
03:34This is off the back of the APEC Summit, which wrapped in South Korea.
03:41There are all the leaders gathering there before the annual sauna, I believe.
03:47This summit brings together leaders from all over the Pacific.
03:50There are meetings, speeches and a gala with incredible entertainment.
04:01There's a lot to unpack there.
04:03There is a robot and a little robot dog.
04:07No, this is everything you expect from an economic summit.
04:13K-pop violin solo and robotic dogs.
04:22Just trying to Shazam it there.
04:25Well, there was beatboxing as well.
04:33Sing along if you know the words.
04:35Morty Brown.
04:37I'm a fan of the Korean Wiggles.
04:41Anthony Albanese was at the summit.
04:42And he was greeted by a familiar face.
04:44The bromance continues between Anthony Albanese and Donald Trump with our PM earning the best
04:49seat in the house during a dinner in South Korea overnight right next to the US President.
04:54Can we just unpack this dinner?
04:56Why is there absolutely no vibe in this room?
04:59That's at the uncle's table at the wedding.
05:01Yes.
05:03Just sat in the middle.
05:04Even the reporters in the background are on their phone.
05:08There were beautiful words exchanged at the dinner.
05:10South Korea's leader welcomed his guests.
05:12Before handing over to Trump.
05:16Hello.
05:19He was just about to sing some Adele.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Is it me you're looking for?
05:23Yeah.
05:24The president also met with Japanese Prime Minister Sinai Takeichi.
05:28There they are.
05:30There.
05:35Very strong.
05:36He's not used to grabbing women by the hand.
05:40It's different.
05:41There were other big guests at the summit as well.
05:47No mai, haere mai.
05:48Welcome to 3 News.
05:50I like your man from New Zealand.
05:52Steady on, Samantha.
05:53He's taken.
05:55No, no.
05:55This is the New Zealand Prime Minister, Christopher Luxon.
05:58He had a brief encounter with Donald Trump, which was praised by reporters.
06:02Deployed some good old Kiwi banter.
06:03One thing I've learned living here in America, Chris, is that there's nothing an American politician
06:08likes more than a bit of Kiwi banter.
06:10We love that Kiwi banter.
06:12Let's take a look at that classic banter.
06:15Some of the interactions afterward captured on camera.
06:18Take a listen.
06:20New Zealand.
06:25Incredible banter.
06:26Showstopper.
06:27Showstopper there.
06:28That was second fourth.
06:29But Christopher Luxon, I think, had a witty retort.
06:31When I spoke to the president, he gave me grief about my hair.
06:34Your hair is weird.
06:35I thought so.
06:37He said the candle was...
06:38So confident about the joke, he then runs away.
06:43I may be deploying that method throughout the show.
06:47Moving on now.
06:49And this was massive news.
06:50Royal no more.
06:52Royal humiliation.
06:53Former Prince Andrew's been stripped of his titles by King Charles.
06:57That is then packing from his Windsor lodgings.
07:01Why?
07:01Did something happen?
07:02Yeah.
07:04Let's cross to Channel 5 for an explanation.
07:06Regalia here.
07:07Look at it all being taken off him here.
07:10And actually, there we go.
07:12He's down to his winter warmers now.
07:17Incredible they were able to capture that on camera.
07:19That is amazing.
07:20I think you can see Prince Albert there as well.
07:22So, he's no longer Prince Andrew.
07:28The name Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor
07:33might sound regal, but it's missing one word.
07:36Alleged.
07:43This was a shock to everyone.
07:44I think the biggest surprise, to be honest,
07:46is the fact that the royals have a last name, Mountbatten-Windsor.
07:49I think they go Prince this, Prince that.
07:51But, yeah.
07:53I would say that's probably not the biggest surprise.
07:56But, look, some have argued that the King didn't act fast enough.
08:00Take your calls as well, of course.
08:01Do you think the King was right to do this and decisive?
08:04Or, as Angela says, too slow.
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08:08See you shortly.
08:10Before the break, we are.
08:11Which one's going to be true to be invited to the nation's favourite?
08:14Is it bread and butter pudding?
08:15Trifle or vianetta?
08:18Trifle?
08:19What are you talking about?
08:19That's the bigger issue there.
08:20That is the bigger issue.
08:22And it's not just the Prince title that's been removed.
08:25Andrew will be moving out of his 30-room mansion here in Windsor as soon as practicable.
08:31Oh, no.
08:32Where will he go?
08:34Relocating to a property on the private Sandringham estate
08:37to be privately funded by the King, who will also be financially supporting his brother.
08:45It's just so hard.
08:48It's so hard.
08:48It really makes you grateful for what you have, doesn't it?
08:50It does.
08:51It really does.
08:52So, Andrew has been forced to move out of Royal Lodge.
08:56It's really must sting for the Prince that is literally just a Roald Dahl character.
09:01Yes.
09:02Andrew and the Giant Scandal.
09:04Yes.
09:06Put your Willy Wonka away.
09:08So...
09:09For rolling coverage on this evolving story, we turn to Today Extra.
09:15More on that breaking news from the UK.
09:17The King stripping Prince Andrew of his royal titles and evicting him from the Royal Lodge.
09:22And get ready for cuteness overload.
09:24The Great Pocket Dog Contest is here.
09:27That is where Prince Andrew should be living, I think.
09:31Inside a laundry room.
09:32The winner of that actually had their title stripped shortly after...
09:35That is really tough.
09:36Look, this comes at a tumultuous time for the UK,
09:39with many unhappy with Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
09:41I'm on, you know, Facebook.
09:44And some of the language that's coming on to the messages of their opinions are Keir Starmer.
09:50Can you say without swearing?
09:53Can you say what they're saying?
09:55Well, they're using the C-U-N-T word a lot.
09:59You're not swearing.
10:04Hard to know which word they're talking about.
10:07Moving on to another big story now.
10:10Peaching the Pope Wordle.
10:12How did we not get to this earlier?
10:13I don't know why.
10:14It's like a modern retelling of the commandments coming down here.
10:17This is incredible.
10:18Can we hear more?
10:19Teresa Ardler met Pope Leo when he was a cardinal.
10:22And now they game together online.
10:25We play like a couple of times a week on Wordsworth's friends.
10:28He's so good.
10:29He's very fast and he's very articulate.
10:33I feel like he's got a special helper.
10:35I don't know.
10:36We all know.
10:37Jesus died on the crossword.
10:39So...
10:40And Teresa had a tender moment with the Pope.
10:44She taught him Australian.
10:46I said, um, can I give you a cuddle?
10:48And he said, what's that?
10:50And I said, it's a hug.
10:51So he beat you on Wordsworth's friends and he doesn't know the word cuddle.
10:55If you're going to be taking him on, I wouldn't be giving him any new ammunition.
10:58Exactly.
10:59Well, what words did they use on Wordsworth's friends?
11:01They used in the C-U-N-C.
11:04We're going to take a break.
11:05Welcome to more of the G-C.
11:06Welcome back to the Chief Seats.
11:20Thank you so much for joining us.
11:21We are bringing you all of the latest headlines.
11:24And this is exciting news.
11:25Find out what Oasis star Noel Gallagher had for dinner after arriving in the...
11:30Is it triffle or viennetta?
11:32I'm not sure.
11:33Yes, Oasis kicked off their Australian tour in Melbourne and everyone was excited.
11:38How excited are you?
11:39Yeah, pretty excited.
11:40Been listening to the music since I was a kid.
11:42So, yeah, pretty keen.
11:43Since you're a kid, how old are you?
11:44Oh, I'm 16 now.
11:46But since I was, like, a young boy.
11:4916?
11:50He's just got his first machete.
11:51You know, he's...
11:52They grow up so fast.
11:57What did Liam have to say about the Melbourne crowds?
11:59To the massive **** who launched that flare into the crowd last night, you are one seriously
12:04****ed up individual.
12:06And you will get yours.
12:08It might just be me, but I think I like their old stuff better.
12:11Yeah, I think so.
12:12Let's see what else is making news now.
12:14At a brief court session for a police officer caught without his pants and killing Haywood,
12:20trick-or-treaters will need to pack an umbrella.
12:22Okay.
12:25Those two stories together.
12:28I think we have some vision.
12:30At a 12th precinct.
12:32All right.
12:32You got some pants on, guys?
12:35Is there an end?
12:38No, sir.
12:41He was under oath.
12:43No, let's talk about Halloween, because it happened over the weekend, which means it's
12:47time for a spooky segment.
12:49Oh, it's Halloween.
13:00Wow, the effects that we've got is incredible.
13:03That is actually so spooky, Mel, because I also planned a segment.
13:07What?
13:08Oh, my God.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:13What the hell are we doing?
13:17No, we should talk about all of the Halloween news of the week.
13:24I'm Heleny Boozwell.
13:26And I'm Scalowitchy.
13:30This week, we kept hearing that classic phrase.
13:33Trick-or-treat, truce-or-trade-war.
13:37I actually ran out of trade wars to give to the kids these years.
13:40They hate the truce, I tell you what.
13:43I left a bowl of truces out, and one kid just took all of them.
13:47That was ridiculous.
13:48They gobble them up.
13:48Yeah.
13:49Halloween is all about dressing up as those classic characters.
13:52Walk around and getting candy from houses.
13:55We've got Harry Potter and Peter Dutton, which is beautiful, yeah.
14:02Spending on Halloween has risen steadily every year.
14:04It's new research from Compare the Market has found Australians will spend $500 million
14:09on costumes.
14:10How much did yours cost?
14:11$27.50.
14:13$30.
14:14Ooh, a bit of, yeah, Compare that Market.
14:19Well, to be fair, one of them is missing the top of the banana.
14:21That is true.
14:22The first kid put his through his brown onions, I think.
14:25Look, with increased spending, Halloween can be a stressful time, too.
14:29Interesting you say that maybe there's a lot of pressure on people to do it through social media.
14:34What do you think?
14:34Well, I think there's too much pressure.
14:39It says Tweedledee.
14:41Look, Halloween, it's getting bigger every year.
14:43Everyone was getting involved.
14:45Michelle Hocking's boo-house tradition growing bigger each October.
14:49I actually got bullied into doing Halloween by an eight-year-old kid.
14:54Yes, the Canberra children can be terrifying.
14:58Terrifying.
15:00Usually how you pronounce that word, but I like being spooky.
15:04Seamless.
15:09It's so seamless.
15:11We have dressed up as well for this spooky segment, Carlo.
15:15That's right.
15:16What have you come dressed as?
15:16I'm going as an NRL player going for a court hearing.
15:19That's good.
15:21That is brilliant.
15:21That is brilliant.
15:24And I've gone for an inside-out Dalmatian.
15:27It's just great to see reporters getting into the spirit.
15:31Newstsv at 7.com.au or post on our What's On Facebook page.
15:40Very good.
15:41Okay.
15:42It's a lot to unpack here.
15:43He's not even wearing the mask.
15:45He's eating a schmacko.
15:46I don't know what's going on.
15:47A man's never eaten a chocolate bar in his life.
15:50Well, some of these costumes were terrifying.
15:53In case you were wondering, the sun, of course, is very scary.
15:55I don't know if you've seen the latest climate numbers, but that sun is very scary.
15:58Kids, are we all wearing sun cream tonight?
15:59No!
15:59It's great to have another camera there in the Nationals party room.
16:07Well, there were some rough conditions in New Zealand for trick-or-treaters.
16:10Well, Laura is here, kind of, with a special...
16:14No, that's just what she wears every week.
16:21I don't know why.
16:22Phoebe Worthley from 7 News got deep into character.
16:25Get your lollies ready for tonight's night of terrors.
16:29It's going to be a big one.
16:31Boom!
16:33OK, I don't know why she's being so scary.
16:34She's dressed as the Hamburglar.
16:36Diabetes!
16:39Well, we also had friend of the show, Daniel Doody, out exploring Halloween events.
16:44Shall we go trick-or-treating?
16:46Have you been a good boy?
16:47Vincent, I've been a very good boy.
16:48Then let's go.
16:50You're thinking of Christmas.
16:51I don't think there's a morning and night's for Halloween.
16:56Meanwhile, in WA...
16:58Good evening.
16:58A Halloween house party in Byford has exploded into chaos, gate crashed by hundreds of teenagers.
17:05Yes, these teenagers were out of control.
17:07Even lunging at police.
17:09The policeman at the side, just, he was wonderful.
17:12He dived at this big teenager, knocked him on the floor, and then all the other police had dived on top.
17:18It was just like on television.
17:19She's having the time of her life.
17:25Can we look at her again?
17:26Her costume's amazing.
17:27She's dressed as a cougar.
17:28That's cool.
17:30No, the neighbourhood was left trashed.
17:33A night of thrills and spills that won't soon be forgotten.
17:36She's wonderful.
17:37She's like Disneyland.
17:38She won't have a play in nine years.
17:40I love that part of Disneyland, the Smirnoff ice crumpled in the corner.
17:44Disney on Smirnoff ice.
17:46Yeah, oh, that's true.
17:47Wow, that was so spooky.
17:51Spooky.
17:51On that note, we're going to take a break.
17:53We'll be back with more in the Chiefs League.
18:09Welcome back to the Chiefs League.
18:11And all the way from the Gold Coast, it's time for Mel Tresina.
18:15Yeah.
18:19Hello, Mel.
18:21Hello.
18:22Hello, Mel.
18:23Well, hello, Tim.
18:24Yeah.
18:26And I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you.
18:30It's so great you can still be on the show because where are you right now, Mel?
18:34I am on the Gold Coast.
18:36I'm actually in the, I think they call it a control room for Big Brother.
18:41I should get this lingo down pat by the time I start the job.
18:44And control is about C-U-N-T.
18:46No, don't mind.
18:47Sorry.
18:48Confused, confused.
18:49How are all the preparations going for Big Brother?
18:51Well, if you haven't noticed, I'm at the Big Brother set.
18:56Tim McDonald's not on the show.
18:58We start on Sunday.
19:00Wow.
19:01Could he be an intruder?
19:03Could he be an intruder?
19:04Yeah, that's what the police are saying.
19:11But before we get to what you've been watching this week, Mel, we have to talk about a special
19:17moment on TV last night.
19:18Let's take a look.
19:19Let's find out as we welcome Mel Trasina!
19:22Oh my gosh.
19:24This is amazing.
19:28You appeared on a celebrity version of Deal or No Deal.
19:31The only person to ever make Grandinia look tall.
19:36This is nice.
19:38Often people get their friends holding the cases.
19:40Who have you brought for backup?
19:42I've brought my mum.
19:44You always need your mum.
19:45Oh, that was very sweet.
19:47And she was very excited to be there.
19:49Welcome.
19:50How you doing?
19:51Good, thank you.
19:52Are you enjoying being on the Deal, though?
19:53Oh, I love it.
19:54I watch it every night.
19:55Do you really?
19:56Yes, I do.
19:59Do you rate it higher in your preferred shows than Cheap Seats?
20:02Always.
20:03Oh!
20:07Shocking.
20:08Shocking from your mum there.
20:08Didn't hesitate at all.
20:10I'm eliminating mum.
20:12It's time to go Doris.
20:13Can we just look at the end frame of that clip again?
20:15It's just amazing you had time during your Jetstar shift to do Deal or No Deal.
20:22That was amazing.
20:23I work at 10.
20:24I had to pay my own flights over to the Gold Coast, so I took up a shift.
20:28No, that was really cool being on with your mum, though.
20:31It was.
20:32Though at one point, I did very much feel like a third wheel to Grant and my mum.
20:36Do you need someone to come over and host it for you?
20:39Oh, that'd be great.
20:40I know you.
20:42I know someone.
20:45Oh, my God.
20:46Get a diary room.
20:50Legally, my name is now Mel Denia.
20:52Okay.
20:52That's good to know.
20:53Yeah.
20:54But you are here still to do your showbiz segment, Mel.
20:58I am.
20:58And don't worry, because even though I'm here, we are still brought to you by our sponsor,
21:03Kellogg's.
21:03Wow.
21:04Great.
21:06Mel, I'm going to throw this to you, okay?
21:08Okay.
21:09Can you catch?
21:09Yep, I'm ready.
21:13Wow.
21:16What a throw.
21:18We do our own stunts.
21:20No, big thank you to Kellogg's.
21:21Coco Pops, Chocos, real nourishment for real.
21:24Wow, there's so much nourishment.
21:25I can't even hold this.
21:25Someone's been eating their Coco Pops and a throw on you.
21:28No, huge thank you to Kellogg's.
21:29The reason I could throw it was from all the nourishment.
21:31Yes.
21:32That's where I got all my muscles from.
21:33That was so much, Mel.
21:34So what have you been watching this week, Mel?
21:36All right, great question, Carlo.
21:37Let's head to nine, where the ladies of the Golden Bachelor took part in a celebrity charity gala to raise money for the Cancer Council.
21:44And the ladies showed off their own life skills and expertise for the cause.
21:48I'm using my skills as a nurse.
21:52Obviously, Kim is a doctor too.
21:53We're going to work together and give their prostate exam.
21:57Lube, nurse.
21:59Pass the lube.
22:00Oh, wow.
22:04Yep.
22:05As that adage goes, the way to a man's heart is through his anus.
22:08Oh, wow.
22:10That is amazing.
22:11They found a different rose.
22:13It's confusing.
22:15It's confusing.
22:18One of the esteemed gala guests was former bachelorette Angie Kent.
22:22And she offered the Golden Batchie Bear some sage advice.
22:25This is Angie.
22:26So pleased to meet you.
22:27So nice to meet you.
22:28From the bachelorette.
22:29I feel like I could take myself back.
22:31Make sure you pick somebody that is your best friend, not just the person you want to sleep with the most.
22:40They're really taking it on there.
22:41He's in love if he hasn't given you a prostate exam.
22:45I mean, really.
22:48Now, we need to talk about The Voice because that wraps up on Sunday on 7.
22:52And the winner was...
22:54It's Alyssa!
22:59I love how the winner is crying.
23:01Like, now I won't have a career in music.
23:06No, congratulations are in order for Alyssa Del Popolo.
23:12Who won the prize of $100,000 and the opportunity to quit her day job.
23:18For now.
23:20Let's talk about Celebrity Traders UK.
23:22It's being watched by millions of Brits and is now airing on 10.
23:25The cast is amazing and it includes a friend of the show, Stephen Fry, Jonathan Ross, Alan Carr, to name a few.
23:32So basically, Traders is a game of deception and sees players cast as either faithfuls or traders.
23:38The faithfuls' mission is to identify and banish the traders before they get murdered.
23:43Olympic diver Tom Daley has been cast as a faithful and is already recognised as a threat.
23:49So should we say, who do we think we should murder?
23:52Tom doesn't trust anyone, I don't think.
23:54No, no.
23:55I think he's a massive risk.
23:57He's very perceptive and he's noticing all the little things.
24:01He's so perceptive.
24:02He didn't even notice the cameraman in the shower with him.
24:06Also, can we look at that again?
24:07Why is he scrubbing himself with a toilet brush?
24:10Which is another issue.
24:13All the way he throws you off the scent.
24:15Yeah, exactly.
24:18Now, singer Paloma Faith was the first faithful to be murdered this season and the rest of the cast took her pretend burial very seriously.
24:30Oh, no!
24:31Oh, Paloma, you were right.
24:37Paloma is dead.
24:41Rest in peace.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:45We love you, Paloma.
24:48It's a bold choice to bury someone alive.
24:50Yeah, it really is.
24:52Makes great television.
24:56That's actually how some of the Golden Bachelor contestants are going to leave the show.
24:59All right.
25:06No one is a more serious player than esteemed British actor Celia Imri.
25:19Players, welcome to the worst team-building away day experience in history.
25:26What just happened?
25:32I just fucked it.
25:36And you can't tell, but so did I.
25:42And, I don't know, that's my week in arts and entertainment.
25:45Big Brother premieres at 7 on Sunday, 9th of November.
25:48Watch and stream on 10.
25:49Would you please thank Mel Chesina?
25:51Let's go!
26:06Five on set, everybody, please.
26:10Julia Zemiro!
26:11Julia Zemiro!
26:12The low-key goes to...
26:14Julia Zemiro.
26:15Oh, this is awkward.
26:17You're not afraid of the smell of garlic, you're made.
26:19I'm short of breath and big of bust.
26:22Well, that has lifted my mood.
26:25Would you please welcome comedian, Logie-winning actor,
26:27television presenter and friend of the show is Julia Zemiro.
26:36Amazing.
26:37Welcome to the show, Julia.
26:39So good to have you on.
26:41It's lovely being back, if I may say,
26:43because I was sitting in your chair last time I was here.
26:45Yes, it's interesting.
26:46I was away and you came on the show and then now Tim's away
26:49and you're on the show.
26:50Are you not allowed to be seen in the same room like with us?
26:53That's correct.
26:53Wait a minute, Tim.
26:59This is nice and you've met Carlo before as well, right?
27:02I mean, Carlo is one of those people that when you do Thank God You're Here,
27:05you can't believe your luck when you've walked out
27:08and he's standing right there.
27:09Incredible improviser.
27:11And it's a shame on Thank God You're Here,
27:13sometimes the best improvisers are on stage with scripts
27:16and you want them to break loose.
27:17But, yeah, he helped me in a particular episode.
27:20Well, let's take a look at your entrance and you meeting up with Carlo.
27:25Oh, thank God you're here.
27:26Babe.
27:28Oh, I missed you, babe.
27:30Where have you been, babe?
27:31She was a nice choice of the new series to include some of the behind-the-scenes shots.
27:46I mean, you come through that door and, I mean, I've been improvising a long time.
27:50You're still really nervous.
27:51And I think it's great for the audience if you establish a relationship straight away.
27:57So, I really went with, I really yes-handed us being together.
28:01Instead of us fighting, that's a choice, I thought I'd go in for a little affection.
28:06And he was really lovely about it.
28:09I mean, he's married and I've got someone, but we're all professional performers.
28:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:14Of course.
28:15Of course.
28:15This is a terrifying show to do, thank God you're here.
28:20Do you ever predict how the scenes are going to go?
28:22They obviously get you in the costume.
28:23And do you think, okay, this is what I'm going to be?
28:26The most exciting moment is getting the costume.
28:29But then you really can't think about what's going to happen.
28:31And the rule of, you know, I mean, that first rule of improv is just all you need is in the scene with you.
28:36You don't need to invent anything.
28:38Everything's there.
28:39So, look, listen, you know, work with your other person.
28:43And, yeah, it can take you wherever.
28:44But, yeah, they're pretty fun, fun nights, I've got to say.
28:47What is it like for you?
28:48I'm just curious to know what it's like for you on the other end.
28:50Are you terrified as well?
28:51Oh, it's fun.
28:52When you get somebody like Julia, it's quite, like, exciting because, like, this could go anywhere.
28:56You know, like, where are we going to have to go?
29:00It's like, sometimes I say, oh, no, we're going to have to rear in this horse, this wild horse.
29:04No, but also to...
29:05Okay, that's a little general rule for them.
29:06We don't call our guests horses.
29:11Of course, Julia, we love watching you and Fisk as Roz Gruber alongside Kitty.
29:15Flanagan's Helen Tudor.
29:16Yes.
29:19Amazing.
29:20Look at that.
29:20What is it like doing this show?
29:22I mean, look at them together.
29:24Aren't they gorgeous?
29:26They're two sides of the same coin.
29:28I mean, it's a little concerning.
29:29Kitty says she wrote this part for me.
29:32And I'm like, um, so how do you see me as controlling and annoying anyway?
29:35No, it was the gift of a thing to be given.
29:39And I kind of talked myself out of it a little bit.
29:41I kept saying to her, I'm really nervous about doing this.
29:44You know, there's some really good actresses out there.
29:45You could use them.
29:46And I'm glad she pushed me into it.
29:48And it was about doing something new.
29:50I hadn't done anything like that in a while, even though I did train as an actor for three years.
29:55A long time ago.
29:57But, yeah, and we had a great time at the logos.
29:59It's such an iconic look because you had the, I just love the enormous, would you call it a poof?
30:05It's a poof.
30:06It's definitely a poof.
30:07And it's a power move, I think, too.
30:09But I couldn't do it without that hair.
30:11It's like a wig.
30:12You know, you need it.
30:12Now, you mentioned the Logies there before.
30:14You guys had basically a clean sweep this year.
30:16You won Best Supporting Actress.
30:18The show was so successful as well.
30:21Let's give a round of applause for this.
30:23It was amazing.
30:23It was that night, like, for you.
30:30You were just rushing up and down off the stage the entire night.
30:33Well, our awards seemed to all be after one another.
30:37And we all went up first when we got the Fisk Award for the show, which was great.
30:40And you walk off stage.
30:42And then I was like, oh, I'm trying to find someone with some responsibility and a clipboard.
30:46I said, I think my one's next.
30:49And I said, I'll just walk on from the side of stage if I win it.
30:52Like, whatever, I said, no, no, you've got to get back in your seat.
30:54And I'm like, how?
30:55And they've gone that way.
30:56And you're running through the back of that bloody building, through the kitchen, through
30:59all these waiters, running back to your seat.
31:02And I just sat down and they announced it.
31:04So you don't have much time.
31:05You were like a horse and Carlo was staring at me.
31:12But the show has blown up internationally as well.
31:15Yeah, it has.
31:15It has, which is great.
31:16And it's been translated into French now.
31:19We've got actually a little bit of the French version.
31:20No.
31:20Don't put that in my pocket.
31:22It's going to mess up my office.
31:24Well, Raymond asked me to help you on the relationship with the clients.
31:29Oh, I like your tie-up.
31:30Oh, thank you.
31:32I know you speak French, but that does look a little bit like the language they speak in
31:37the Sims.
31:39I mean, I could have said, I mean, I could have said, I like your tie-up.
31:44I could have done it all, but they didn't act me.
31:46So you're fluent in French.
31:49I could have done it myself.
31:51It kills me.
31:52They got some random French lady to do it for me.
31:54They actually got me to do it.
31:56Mais oui.
31:57Mais oui.
31:58Well, you could have done the German one.
32:00Yeah, exactly.
32:00You could have done it.
32:01I know.
32:02I think I've seen German.
32:03Yeah.
32:03Yeah.
32:06And that's all the proof I'll be providing this evening.
32:10Use fricken Sie Deutsch.
32:11Yeah, klar.
32:12Klar.
32:12Yeah, yeah, klar.
32:12Das ist klar.
32:13I could have done it.
32:14It's a shame.
32:15They didn't ask me.
32:16But it means that a lovely French actress got the gig, which is good too.
32:19Yeah, yeah.
32:22No, it has been a huge year for you.
32:24Fesk, Rockwiz.
32:25And you have, excitingly, a new show on the ABC called Crime Night.
32:30I do.
32:30Can you tell us about this show?
32:32Look, I think it's important to do all the genres in television.
32:34I've done a quiz show with Rockwiz.
32:36Okay, you made genres sound too French.
32:38Genre.
32:39You know, I've done a quiz show.
32:40I've done an interview with Home Delivery interview show.
32:42And now it's time for my panel show.
32:44And our producer, Frank Wood Zesse, during COVID,
32:49decided to do a criminology degree.
32:51I really just baked a lot of cardamom buns.
32:55It was a lovely...
32:55I stole a lot of cardamom buns.
32:56Did you say that?
32:58And he was so enamoured by his two lecturers, Danielle and David,
33:03he thought, well, I make TV.
33:05Is it possible that I could make a show around this?
33:07So five years later, I'm hosting the show.
33:10Danielle and David, his two lecturers, are our criminology experts.
33:13And then to complete the panel, we've got two comedians.
33:17And we picked them quite carefully.
33:19We wanted people who were curious about the topic.
33:21And we said to them, you don't have to make the audience laugh necessarily.
33:25We want your contributions.
33:26And anything that they do is funny, is kind of towards themselves,
33:30not the story.
33:30Okay.
33:31Well, you do ask some very important questions on the show.
33:34David, can parrots really be called as witnesses in court?
33:37Yes.
33:38Yeah.
33:38It's a big question.
33:39It's the burning question.
33:40Yeah, it's the burning question.
33:42You do these experiments, sometimes involving the comedians.
33:45No, this is a joke.
33:47This is theft.
33:48Excuse me.
33:49You just keep it down, please.
33:50Yeah.
33:51There's other people.
33:52Yeah.
33:52This is f***ing ridiculous.
33:55I just need you to transfer me my money back.
33:57I don't know why.
33:58It's this hard.
33:59I love Celia's reaction to just being like, on her phone and being like, gossip?
34:05You then ask them to do an identity kit.
34:07Different slides there.
34:08There's ones of mouths and there's ears and there's eyes and there's hairs.
34:13I'm 90% sure she had eyes.
34:16How many, though, is the question?
34:20So, yeah, we had two actors playing a person on the phone complaining
34:24and a security guard to see what they might remember.
34:27You know, testing these theories around what's your memory like?
34:30What's your recall like?
34:32We also do little experiments on the audience.
34:34Sometimes when they are in the foyer, we play a little story on them
34:38and see how they came out of it to see how easily they trust an institution.
34:42Did they trust my face to believe that they wouldn't be scammed?
34:45So, little ways of going.
34:46You have to think twice in the world.
34:48One of the episodes is around surveillance.
34:50We're now more surveilled than at any time in history.
34:53Do you act differently?
34:54Any more differently?
34:55Are you better behaved?
34:56Is it worth it?
34:58I mean, yeah.
35:01That's me in front of my fridge.
35:05All my devices are watching me.
35:07I'd better make it a show.
35:09Enjoy it.
35:10Watch it.
35:11Tell us what you think.
35:11Or not.
35:12It's very exciting.
35:13Thank you so much for coming on the show.
35:15We've so loved having you.
35:16You can see Julia's new show, Crime Night, Wednesday nights at 8.30 on the ABC and on iView.
35:21Would you please thank Julia's new show?
35:28Welcome back to our Chief Seats.
35:29It's been a big week in the world of sport.
35:31To get us up to speed, would you please welcome writer, comedian and friend of the show, Adam Rosenbach.
35:35Thank you so much for coming on, Rosie.
35:40What's happening in sport?
35:41Where do we start?
35:42Well, it's been a massive week in sport, but of course it was all about the Melbourne Cup this afternoon.
35:46And congratulations to half yours for bringing it home.
35:50Do you make any money, Rosie?
35:53I made nothing.
35:56But, you know who did back that horse?
35:58When your horse wins, it's much better than sex.
36:02She's a big fan of the Melbourne Cup, but she loves the cock's plate.
36:07Hey, boys.
36:10Turn in mind to people.
36:11She loves horse racing.
36:13But if you're a part of the coverage, you have to make sure you get the names of the horses correct.
36:18She's really well named, isn't she?
36:19She's really fashionable.
36:20Her mum was called Mary Quant.
36:24That's why you don't let Liam Gallagher name horses.
36:27But as we all know, it's all about the fashion during the spring racing carnival.
36:31And some people got creative and made their own outfits.
36:34Can you tell me a little bit about your headpiece?
36:36It's very special.
36:37It's made from my son's formula scoop tins.
36:41Wow.
36:42Oh, my God.
36:43I didn't realise the dress code on cup day was shit house.
36:49It was a beautiful story about, you know, raising a child.
37:01I wish that kid was breastfed.
37:03It's all I'm sorry.
37:07Now, in the netball, the Diamonds defeated the Silver Ferns in a thrilling extra time period of the fourth test to bring the Constellation Cup back to Australia.
37:15Sorry, Mel.
37:16I don't even remember that happening.
37:17I'm not sure.
37:18Now, it was a tight finish to the match and halfway through extra time, it was all about the rev up from the coaches.
37:24Here's the Aussie huddle.
37:25I need intent.
37:27Okay, intent for the ball, intent with your bakes, and you present for each other.
37:32That's intense, yeah.
37:33Yeah, clearly all about the intent.
37:34You can see why they won.
37:36But the Silver Ferns were without a head coach for the series.
37:39So an assistant coach stepped in.
37:41See if you can tell the difference.
37:42Okay.
37:43So, yeah.
37:44Do you want to warm it up a bit more?
37:45Yeah.
37:46Keep going.
37:47Okay.
37:47Yeah.
37:48Yeah.
37:48Do you need to get on the bike or do anything else?
37:54Any tips for Cramp?
37:57They actually asked me to fill in, but I was busy.
38:00It's just real emergency teacher vibes, wasn't it?
38:03Yeah.
38:03She just rolled out a TV with coaching.
38:08To baseball now, and the Los Angeles Dodgers have retained the World Series,
38:13narrowly defeating the Toronto Blue Jays in an action-packed Game 7.
38:17And good on the Dodgers for winning the World Series, a series in which the world does not
38:21play.
38:22Wow.
38:23That's amazing.
38:24But one game in the series lasted 18 innings, almost seven hours, and what you don't want
38:29is anything that makes the game longer, like this national anthem.
38:32Oh, the land of the free.
38:37The U.S. started two wars in that time.
38:49Now, the Blue Jays couldn't get over the line, and their fans were not happy, so the following
38:57clip does come with a bit of a language warning.
38:59Honestly, I thought that was kind of, you know, excuse my French BS.
39:04I mean, pardon my French, mate, but that is not swearing, you stupid quant.
39:14You know what?
39:14It's good to have your back, Rosie.
39:16And finally, of course, it would be remiss of me not to touch on the Bowls Premier League,
39:22and congratulations are in order for the Moama Steamers, who defeated the Sydney Lions
39:26and made history as the third franchise to reach four titles.
39:31And Moama Steamers, that's coincidentally, when I was in school this week, someone actually
39:35gave me a Moama Steamer like, so...
39:38Do not Google that.
39:40Don't Google that.
39:41Happier times.
39:42Now, it's a family affair, the Bowls, and the kids had to find a way to keep themselves
39:46occupied.
39:47As we see his little girl Zoe there, making a pyramid.
39:52She's, yes, putting a few away.
39:54I hope it's on good authority, it was only mid-strength, so she was fine.
39:58Now, the big names showed up for this one, like Aaron Wilson and Jamie Lee Worsnip from
40:02the Geelong Jets, or as they're more commonly known...
40:05Nice little high-five from the Posh and Becks of the Bowls world.
40:11The Posh and Becks of the Bowls world.
40:15I think Posh and Becks is actually the alias they use at Tennellink, so...
40:21That's good to know.
40:22Well, thanks for wrapping up Sport, Rosie.
40:24That's Sport.
40:25On that note, we've got to take a break.
40:26Would you please thank Aaron Rosenberg?
40:29CHEERING
40:30Welcome back to the PC.
40:39Thanks so much for watching this week.
40:41And let's check the latest forecast.
40:43Really, I can't stress enough to take tomorrow's storm forecast seriously.
40:47Take it seriously.
40:48Can't stress that enough.
40:49Can't stress that enough.
40:50Well, there's been huge storms all around the world and around the country.
40:54But luckily, the Bureau of Meteorology is keeping us up to date.
40:57This is what the new Bureau of Meteorology website created.
41:03That's the only Australia I want to live in.
41:05And that's not what Australia looks like?
41:07I'm sorry, I haven't checked a map in a while.
41:10No, that looks accurate to me.
41:12Well, let's talk about this big hurricane that continues to wreak havoc.
41:16The Today Show brought in an Aussie resident of Jamaica for updates.
41:19Who may not have been the best correspondent.
41:22See if you can work out why.
41:23Zinzan, thank you for your time.
41:25We know that it's been a bit of a rocky connection to you.
41:27So we'll persevere.
41:28How are you doing first up?
41:30I'm good, thank you.
41:31How are you doing?
41:34Very red eyes, no shirt.
41:36And is that a little menu on the right there?
41:39Whatever could it be for?
41:41Whatever could that be for?
41:42I'm sure he's perfectly sober.
41:44All right.
41:44Well, you continue to hunker down.
41:45We know that the extent of the damage won't be known for probably a few days yet.
41:49We hope you keep safe and everyone else there is safe.
41:51Thanks for joining us this morning, Zinzan.
41:52We'll check back in with you soon.
41:53Thank you for having me.
41:56Well, if you're going to ride it out in Jamaica, you may as well do it with the weed menu.
42:01Thank you, Zinzan.
42:02What a legend, Zinzan.
42:04And that's our show.
42:05That's our show.
42:05We'll see you next week right here in the cheap seat.
42:13We'll see you next week right here in the cheap seat.
42:17The cheap seat.
42:23You're welcome.
42:24I'll see you next week.
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