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Set in the 1990s, religious homemaker Bernie's sitcom life takes a dark turn when Russian workers in his home are revealed to be wanted criminals. Bernie must find the courage to save his imprisoned family, even as his sanity begins to unravel. This film blends elements of dark comedy and thriller as Bernie navigates a chaotic and dangerous situation.
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00:00:30To be continued...
00:01:30Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys. Anyone?
00:01:57Oh, I need you. Come on. Come on.
00:02:01Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:04Oh, you want a pretty Jesus?
00:02:07Come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:13A one, a two, you know what to do.
00:02:17Come on. Long expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We gotta get this fixed.
00:02:26We gotta get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Honey, please. The game starts in 20 minutes and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday? That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've gotta close that big business deal tomorrow, and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:05Adam.
00:03:07You look the thing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:16And I hate this sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam. It took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh!
00:03:32What a mess!
00:03:33Oh, gosh! What a mess!
00:03:37Adam, you know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So?
00:03:45So?
00:03:46You're grounded, young man. Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:52And no video games!
00:03:55Aw!
00:03:58Look out!
00:04:03All right.
00:04:05How thou long expected Jesus?
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:15Yuck!
00:04:17Ah!
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:26Adam?
00:04:29Hey.
00:04:30You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:34You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:36Oh!
00:04:37Is that why you don't want to see him?
00:04:39It's 1990, nobody goes to church anymore, Dad!
00:04:40Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kinda c-c-c-c-c-cool!
00:04:44Give me five, Judorino!
00:04:45You seem like a girl.
00:04:46Ooh!
00:04:47What you working on?
00:04:48Nothing, just science stuff.
00:04:49Hey!
00:04:50Hey!
00:04:51Yeah?
00:04:52What?
00:04:53Yeah?
00:04:54Yeah?
00:04:55What's the name?
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:57Hey!
00:04:58What's your name?
00:04:59I'm a kid.
00:05:00It's 1990, nobody goes to church anymore, Dad!
00:05:01Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kinda c-c-c-c-c-c-cool!
00:05:04Give me five, Judorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing, just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Ann?
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come here.
00:05:27Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who was a great scientist?
00:05:35God.
00:05:37He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:45What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away
00:05:53and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:55What friends, Dad?
00:05:57Awww.
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about a guy.
00:06:09What?
00:06:11Cheese and russes.
00:06:13Cheese and russes.
00:06:15That's a hot one.
00:06:17Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get out of the way, I'm on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:23Guang-αΊ―m.
00:06:25Why don't you come home?
00:06:26real?
00:06:27perchΓ© Keep working.
00:06:29Air efficiently
00:06:33Sc sheets.
00:06:35what do you think you're right needs a little bit longer
00:06:52I'll clean all this up once they kick off
00:07:03Bernie I wanted to talk to you about something serious
00:07:09oh sure
00:07:10darn it
00:07:12oh it's hot
00:07:14how many times have I told you to take off those stupid things
00:07:29okay get my tool box and turn the water off quickly
00:07:36I don't know where that is
00:07:43here we go
00:07:45can you find the lever?
00:08:03yeah I got it
00:08:05pull it
00:08:07I did
00:08:10what is going on here young lady
00:08:23I thought you and your mom talked about this
00:08:28mom?
00:08:31you mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:33that's not nice
00:08:36your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house
00:08:40dad
00:08:42all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends
00:08:45I need this
00:08:46watch up
00:08:47your beauty comes from the inside
00:08:57if you can find the right one at the right time
00:09:02God works in mysterious ways
00:09:05look at me and your mom
00:09:15we bumped into each other at church camp when mom was just 26 years old
00:09:20I thought heaven was missing an angel
00:09:26I mean we we literally bumped into each other by the way
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and I had to wear these things
00:09:37they're a shit
00:09:37I can't even whistle
00:09:46okay I can't do it no matter how hard I try
00:09:52take your time eager beaver
00:10:05God don't call me that
00:10:07oh I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy
00:10:14excuse me fine-handed
00:10:16who the heck is that?
00:10:18on a sunday
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21yeah I'm coming honey
00:10:23oh
00:10:24what can I do you for?
00:10:30this 24 Lord's way
00:10:32oh oh hang on there
00:10:34oh hang on
00:10:36ever since he had a pseudo pregnancy
00:10:39it's overprotective
00:10:40sir can you help daddy darling?
00:10:43he's had a
00:10:45he's had a hysterectomy but
00:10:47there we go
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant
00:10:52he produces milk
00:10:53it's pretty weird
00:10:55so uh what can I help you guys with?
00:11:11my name Dimitri
00:11:13he's my brother Igor
00:11:16my father Pyotr
00:11:17oh well howdy y'all
00:11:19our mom's dead
00:11:20I'm sorry
00:11:22constant
00:11:23in that face
00:11:25that's not the good kind
00:11:28we work to pay a big hospital bill
00:11:32yeah
00:11:32we prefer not to work here on the day of rest
00:11:37oh hey
00:11:42there we go
00:11:45oh sorry
00:11:47you call us when you have a job huh?
00:11:51I go
00:11:52or when you need advice
00:11:53no problem
00:11:54nope
00:11:55I will call you if I have the top
00:11:57or I need advice
00:11:58Bernie!
00:12:03he's a nurse honey
00:12:04oh hey
00:12:10it worked
00:12:11what was it you wanted to talk to me about honey?
00:12:14oh
00:12:15hey
00:12:18you want a hug?
00:12:24that's your favorite whistle?
00:12:44doubt your why it's on the way
00:12:46hey hey
00:12:49I might just go and check the water situation
00:12:52I'll do it
00:12:53I'll do it
00:12:53I'll do it
00:12:53it's fine
00:12:55relax
00:12:57hey
00:12:58trust me
00:13:01everything's gonna be just fine
00:13:03I got your glasses
00:13:07here we go
00:13:08I'll put them on your little
00:13:09on your head
00:13:11there we go
00:13:14oh
00:13:15first down to five
00:13:17silly girl
00:13:34that won't work
00:13:35you're right
00:13:45maybe I should
00:13:47hey Dimitri
00:14:01hi
00:14:02hi
00:14:02hi it's Bernie
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice
00:14:06hang on Dimitri
00:14:07oh
00:14:11hey
00:14:12Dr. White to the rescue
00:14:14how you doing?
00:14:16whoa
00:14:16go on team
00:14:17so how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21no
00:14:22no
00:14:22that's sweet of you
00:14:23but please
00:14:24no
00:14:24don't come over
00:14:25I don't
00:14:26I don't
00:14:27what got into you girl
00:14:31people are here to help
00:14:34got no working on Sunday
00:14:38no problem
00:14:40let's let's let
00:14:40cheese and rouse
00:14:42at least take your shoes off
00:14:44Bernie
00:14:47who are
00:14:47I'm gonna get my tool
00:14:49fucking Christ
00:14:54you can't do that shit
00:14:56goddammit
00:14:59sorry to tell you this Bernie
00:15:03that Eva's got a serious case of burnout
00:15:05what exactly does that mean?
00:15:09well for the time being
00:15:10100% rest
00:15:12no more work
00:15:13no more stimulus
00:15:15no
00:15:15and most definitely
00:15:17no excessive noises
00:15:20I got it
00:15:21you're skipping
00:15:21my boss is already on my ass
00:15:25and
00:15:25we're gonna have that
00:15:26deal we're gonna close with Holland tomorrow
00:15:29and I gotta watch my game
00:15:31and the
00:15:32damn
00:15:33boss is gone
00:15:34settle down
00:15:35settle down
00:15:36it's okay
00:15:37this is why women should stay in the kitchen
00:15:41right
00:15:45well
00:15:45good luck
00:15:47and remember what I said
00:15:50100% rest
00:15:52okay
00:15:52I got it
00:15:52you got that
00:15:53all under control
00:15:54rest up honey
00:15:59and all work
00:16:01I take care of everything
00:16:03oh
00:16:04no
00:16:05I'm gonna go see if I can save that
00:16:18hell
00:16:18oh my gosh what a mess
00:16:33you stopped water
00:16:39that's great
00:16:41but
00:16:41this is not what I wanted
00:16:43stop it as a burdock
00:16:45violence is never the answer sir
00:16:50sorry
00:16:54what's this
00:16:59sorry mister
00:17:00where to twinkle
00:17:13young man
00:17:15why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner
00:17:18you want
00:17:36how we can resolve our bills
00:17:40we fix no problem
00:17:41you gotta get your camera
00:17:43no
00:17:44no
00:17:45no
00:17:45no Igor
00:17:45don't get
00:17:46okay
00:17:47fine
00:17:51you can fix
00:17:52can I ask
00:17:53can we start tomorrow
00:17:55how about we just let it rest for today
00:17:58kill them all
00:18:12kill them all
00:18:14kill them all
00:18:16kill them all
00:18:21kill them all
00:18:22you guys ever heard the story of the good samaritan
00:18:24tonight guys
00:18:28you are my guests
00:18:29put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen
00:18:32but
00:18:32please just keep the noise down
00:18:34my wife
00:18:35she really really needs her rest
00:18:37it's gonna be fine
00:18:52I just don't want those comments near my babies
00:18:57it's fine
00:18:59listen
00:19:00they're not
00:19:02bad people
00:19:04they mean well
00:19:07you're gonna be fine
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything
00:19:13I don't know what you mean
00:19:28I'm so sorry
00:19:58make it stop
00:20:12oh
00:20:15hey
00:20:16I guess it stopped
00:20:18fix it god damn it
00:20:25come on
00:20:28come on burn it
00:20:29Christian
00:20:29you can do this
00:20:30you can do this
00:20:33oh jeez of my
00:20:35don't
00:20:38it's two o'clock in the morning
00:21:04now it's not day of rest anymore
00:21:07it's always like we start early and then also finish early
00:21:11yeah
00:21:11good for wife
00:21:13good for you
00:21:23good for you
00:21:24good for you
00:21:24good for you
00:21:24thank you
00:21:28My life is full of surprises, each day is something new, doing the best we can, is all we know how to do, you and me, in the family.
00:21:44Hey, no good.
00:21:46Next time.
00:21:58She is very, very sick, sir, but you can't just fire her for not coming in. Oh, you can.
00:22:12Did you talk to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet. He's been kind of busy.
00:22:18You won't.
00:22:28It's a crazy house. Crazy house. It's a crazy house.
00:22:52What's going on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more fool around with his science stuff.
00:22:57I never feel the betraying of it when he took care of him.
00:22:59When are we MBT's in would've happened to Peter?
00:23:01Oh, thanks.
00:23:02Also, he lost the worst Solo zag Savicka...
00:23:05Please wait.
00:23:06Oh, looks for you again.
00:23:07No Gateltic.
00:23:08Oh, of course!
00:23:09Where'd you go, Rufy Arnie?
00:23:10Oh, your friend, Rufy Arnie...
00:23:11No Gateltic.
00:23:13No Gateltic.
00:23:16No Gateltic.
00:23:17Oh, your friend.
00:23:19I can not wait until hewple.
00:23:20Oxy Mat inclined Coleman dotted all the time,
00:23:22Book.
00:23:23In a visit, 12 minutes.
00:23:24Oh, there is!
00:23:25I can not wait until she spent the battle's in ...
00:23:26You look more pretty than my knees.
00:23:56I'm making a way once at night in time, sticking together.
00:24:02Watch out, it's hot.
00:24:06Take the fucking things off!
00:24:16Where is Cromby still tearing our house apart, Bertie?
00:24:21They follow a water pipe.
00:24:22Oh, they're following the water pipe.
00:24:26Almost done.
00:24:28And they're almost done!
00:24:37It's Easter.
00:24:40Right in peace.
00:24:44What's that you say?
00:24:45You want a bit of beer?
00:24:46Don't.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:48Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam, Sarah, breakfast!
00:24:58Guys!
00:24:59Jesus Christ!
00:25:01I did not realize you were making a poopie.
00:25:03I'll give you a little more prophecy.
00:25:07Adam, Sarah!
00:25:13Guys, I'm late to church!
00:25:16And remember to put on your special sweaters!
00:25:19Hey, are you-are you-are you-
00:25:29Is that Reefer?
00:25:35I got this letter in the mail.
00:25:44It says here that I'm fired?
00:25:47I-I-I just-
00:25:49I couldn't find the right time to tell you.
00:25:56I'm so sorry.
00:25:57I got this letter in the mail.
00:25:59I got this letter in the mail.
00:26:00I get this letter for the time to tell you.
00:26:02I got this letter from the email where you can be.
00:26:06What the fuck?
00:26:07Open up.
00:26:15There you go, good girl.
00:26:23You got some wrist? Come on, lie down.
00:26:28There you go.
00:26:30I'll just eat this before any more accidents happen.
00:26:37Half a pill, once a day, no more.
00:26:43This is strong stuff.
00:26:45And whatever you do, do not mix this with alcohol.
00:26:48Oh, right. Well, Eve doesn't drink, so that's not a problem.
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself.
00:26:55It just knocks you out cold.
00:26:59So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:02Make sure she gets her rest, okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes.
00:27:06Okay, well, thank you, Doc. Goodbye, and God bless.
00:27:11You want a hug? You're getting a hug.
00:27:14There it is. There it is.
00:27:17Go, Mickey.
00:27:21Guys, Bernie Christian here.
00:27:35I think it's best if we postpone the whole operation.
00:27:44It's not you guys.
00:27:46My wife.
00:27:48Just with the noise and the dust.
00:27:53Oh, are you all right?
00:27:55To the very heavy heart, guys, that I'm going to have to ask y'all to leave.
00:28:12You guys just hear that?
00:28:25I'm going to have to ask y'all to kill them all.
00:28:30Kill them all.
00:28:31Kill them all.
00:28:38Did you guys just hear that?
00:28:44One second.
00:28:44Kill them all.
00:29:07Kill them all.
00:29:09I'll kill them all.
00:29:17Heavenly Father, thank you for your guidance.
00:29:21Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no.
00:29:25Wait to stop and listen for your direction.
00:29:28Burnie Christian.
00:29:42Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even possible?
00:29:48Speak, my son.
00:29:49Speak.
00:29:56Just, sir, I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful.
00:30:11For they shall receive mercy.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:23Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:26What I don't understand, though, is to do.
00:30:29Jesus.
00:30:31Jesus.
00:30:34Jesus.
00:30:34Jesus.
00:30:39God.
00:30:41Here we go.
00:30:43Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No, I don't want to go.
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad.
00:30:57Dad.
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No.
00:31:05With us out of the way,
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Ain't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.
00:31:21Well, I think...
00:31:23God damn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom, stop it!
00:31:30Mom!
00:31:30Hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:32Oh, fuck.
00:31:36I'm scared.
00:31:37Okay?
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:45If we do that, everything's going to be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just going to check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:52Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:58What?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe...
00:32:02Do it.
00:32:13What did you do?
00:32:15What did you do?
00:32:21He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house for a couple of workers.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37You're sick, wife.
00:32:39How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Shut up your face.
00:32:47Take tool and work.
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find it.
00:32:54Find what?
00:32:56We'll leave when we find it.
00:33:05We'll leave when we find it.
00:33:07I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey.
00:33:30I'm sure Fiat will find what he needs real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:34Bernie, I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40Why?
00:33:41Why?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:54I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:04But, is it not possible?
00:34:12But I really think so.
00:34:15No, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine.
00:34:34Just, just eat one of these.
00:34:39Mark!
00:34:40Come on, sure.
00:34:46Open.
00:34:48Oh.
00:34:48Piotr?
00:34:49Are you okay?
00:34:50Piotr, are you okay?
00:34:55Piotr, are you okay?
00:35:02What?
00:35:03Where is it?
00:35:05Piotr?
00:35:06Piotr?
00:35:07Are you okay?
00:35:08Piotr, are you okay?
00:35:12Piotr, are you okay?
00:35:15What?
00:35:16What?
00:35:17Is he sick?
00:35:22Piotr.
00:35:23Angel!
00:35:24Angel!
00:35:25No!
00:35:26Angel!
00:35:27Angel!
00:35:28No!
00:35:29Angel!
00:35:30No!
00:35:31Angel!
00:35:32Angel!
00:35:33No!
00:35:34Angel!
00:35:35Let him.
00:35:42Smells.
00:35:43Smells what?
00:35:44No.
00:35:45No.
00:35:46Up.
00:35:47They're not up!
00:35:49They're not!
00:35:50Up!
00:35:52Up!
00:36:00Faster!
00:36:01Faster!
00:36:02Ah!
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:04Ah!
00:36:05Ah!
00:36:06Ah!
00:36:07Ah!
00:36:08Ah!
00:36:09Ah!
00:36:10Ah!
00:36:11Ah!
00:36:12Ah!
00:36:13Ah!
00:36:14Ah!
00:36:15Ah!
00:36:16Oh!
00:36:17Jesus!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:19Jesus!
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:21Jesus!
00:36:22Thank God!
00:36:23Thank God!
00:36:24Why is all this happening?
00:36:25The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does.
00:36:27He really does.
00:36:28does feels like i failed you but i thought i did everything right i tried to be a good christian
00:36:39i mean the best
00:36:42i put you first even even before my own family if i've been honest so
00:36:50please tell me lord why did they suffer so now i died for your sins bernie christian
00:36:58i am the answer to your problems
00:37:01thank you thank you
00:37:07what was the answer i am god created me as the answer to all problems
00:37:18oh right
00:37:28i still don't get it what do you what do you mean exactly
00:37:37we need to come to the sanctuary of god to get all of our answers
00:37:43sanctuary of god is in your spirit and in the church
00:37:48right yeah we go there every sunday i never missed a service before today so
00:37:57well you need to turn to your spirit
00:38:01my wife doesn't love me anymore my daughter's having premarital sex and my son is a junkie
00:38:08how do you explain that you need to turn to your spirit
00:38:13bullshit bullshit and experience the division
00:38:20why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer
00:38:22i didn't mean to please don't go jesus jesus work oh fuck
00:38:32open up this is the police
00:39:01open up
00:39:10open up right now hello
00:39:17okay last chance open the door and come out with your hands up
00:39:22this is officer johnson checking in there's no sign of officer jack at the christian
00:39:27there's a lot of blood on the front door but nobody seems to be home i'm going to check out the neighborhood
00:39:32no helpers
00:39:39shot fired shot fired
00:39:41i need backup now
00:39:43no dodge
00:39:51i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:39:53is everybody okay in there
00:40:02is everybody okay in there
00:40:05i said is everybody okay in there
00:40:07we're never gonna make it out of here alive
00:40:17i'll shoot you in the face
00:40:19never never never never never never never never
00:40:24come on
00:40:50Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:20I'm sorry, sir.
00:41:25I'm so sorry, sir.
00:41:26Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Yeah.
00:41:37Oh.
00:41:43Oh.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:50Oh.
00:41:51Oh.
00:42:21Come on, we got it.
00:42:34Get up.
00:42:35Hurry up.
00:42:36Come on, hurry up.
00:42:38OK.
00:42:39OK.
00:42:40OK.
00:42:41OK.
00:42:42OK.
00:42:43OK.
00:42:44OK.
00:42:45OK.
00:42:46OK.
00:42:47OK.
00:42:48OK.
00:42:49OK.
00:42:50OK.
00:42:51Here we go.
00:42:54I want you to start tying the sheets together, OK?
00:43:02Ooh, gosh darn, that's a splinter.
00:43:05Dad, what are you doing?
00:43:13Get us out of here, sweetheart.
00:43:16Ooh, that's still in there.
00:43:19Oh.
00:43:20Um, where are my pills?
00:43:25Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills, Dad.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:35Can you ask Mom?
00:43:36Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:40And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:43You guys are useless.
00:43:44I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:48You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:50You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:55Sweetheart, can you help me here?
00:43:57No.
00:43:58God damn it.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:01Oh, well.
00:44:02I think we both have our roles.
00:44:04I'm going to see if Demetri's OK.
00:44:05No.
00:44:06Sarah, please.
00:44:07Have you guys gone crazy?
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12Hey.
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:26Give me the pills back.
00:44:33Y'all going crazy?
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:53Kill them all.
00:44:55Is it not how you were a race, Bernie Christian?
00:44:57Kill them all.
00:44:59Will all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside?
00:45:02Kill them all!
00:45:03Be kind to one another.
00:45:04Kill them all!
00:45:05Tenderhearted.
00:45:06Kill them all!
00:45:07Forgive me.
00:45:08Kill them all!
00:45:09God in Christ forgave you!
00:45:13deine
00:45:15ins of the trouble.
00:45:19What are your necks?
00:45:20Thank god!
00:45:30Piotr.
00:45:32I forgive you.
00:46:02I forgive you.
00:46:32I forgive you.
00:47:02I forgive you.
00:47:32I forgive you.
00:48:02You must give, son, not fuck, son.
00:48:08I forgive you.
00:48:16I forgive you.
00:48:18I forgive you.
00:48:28I forgive you.
00:48:30I forgive you.
00:48:38I forgive you.
00:48:44I forgive you.
00:48:46I forgive you.
00:48:48I forgive you.
00:48:56I forgive you.
00:48:58I forgive you.
00:49:00I forgive you.
00:49:02I forgive you.
00:49:04I forgive you.
00:49:06I forgive you.
00:49:14I forgive you.
00:49:16I forgive you.
00:49:18I forgive you.
00:49:20This is the FBI!
00:49:39Open up, asshole!
00:49:42Fuck, FBI!
00:49:45Go!
00:49:46Or I shoot at his mother bitch face!
00:49:48Suck, dick!
00:49:49Fucking son of fuck!
00:49:53Take cover!
00:49:54Take cover!
00:49:55My father not go back jail!
00:49:59Let go, guys!
00:50:00We're just here to help!
00:50:01Is anyone hurt?
00:50:02I'll let hostage go!
00:50:04You give airplane, Russia!
00:50:06Stay calm!
00:50:07If no, I shoot hostage dead!
00:50:10I'll start with this horse!
00:50:12Go, guys!
00:50:14Take cover!
00:50:15Hold your fire!
00:50:17Stay calm in there, guys!
00:50:19You have one hour!
00:50:21Asshole guy!
00:50:22Oh!
00:50:23You're leaving!
00:50:27You and I shot a fish!
00:50:29You have this lot!
00:50:31We go back to Motherland
00:50:33with a whole family!
00:50:35With a whole family!
00:50:36I want the X7 to come with me!
00:51:06Adam?
00:51:36What are you doing?
00:51:38Igor!
00:51:40What are you doing?
00:51:42Igor!
00:51:44What are you doing?
00:51:46What do you want to say, you idiot?
00:51:56Fuck!
00:51:58Fuck!
00:52:00Fuck, come on.
00:52:02Leave.
00:52:04Fuck.
00:52:06Fuck.
00:52:08Fuck! Come on.
00:52:10Hey.
00:52:18Why do you listen to your dad?
00:52:20He hates you, man.
00:52:26I'm sorry I kiss you.
00:52:28I think we have something special after we smoked ice together.
00:52:32Oh, fuck.
00:52:34Fuck.
00:52:42That's okay.
00:52:44I was just looking for something else, you know.
00:52:48When's the alien coming back?
00:52:54When's the alien coming back?
00:53:04He never come back.
00:53:08I only saw you one time.
00:53:10First time I got high.
00:53:12I...
00:53:14He never come back.
00:53:16I...
00:53:18Sorry.
00:53:20No.
00:53:22No.
00:53:24No.
00:53:26I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:38I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:40I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:42I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:46I just want to make Papa proud.
00:53:50Hey, King.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:54:02Look, Papa.
00:54:04You're the stalling book.
00:54:06Yes, yes.
00:54:08You're the stalling book.
00:54:10Yes, yes.
00:54:12You're the stalling book.
00:54:14It's...
00:54:16Come on.
00:54:38Ita.
00:54:39I don't know how they were going to die yesterday.
00:55:09I can't hear you!
00:55:20I can't hear you!
00:55:28I can't hear you!
00:55:39Ah
00:55:41Oh
00:55:43That's
00:55:59It's a party
00:56:01I'll be
00:56:09I'm ready.
00:56:25We're going.
00:56:26We're going.
00:56:28Malika Olga.
00:56:30Olya?
00:56:39No.
00:56:42Olya.
00:56:44Olya is on the wall, right?
00:56:46On the wall.
00:56:49It's best for you.
00:56:52I wish I would.
00:56:54Very.
00:57:00Dadi!
00:57:04Dadi!
00:57:06Put your hands up.
00:57:08Hands up, asshole.
00:57:11She's dead.
00:57:12No, you fuck!
00:57:14Look at me.
00:57:15Fucking look at me!
00:57:19You know the cop you just killed?
00:57:21He was my partner.
00:57:23All pigs deserve to die.
00:57:26You fuck!
00:57:27No!
00:57:28You got me this cop kill the fuck!
00:57:31No, he's not worth it!
00:57:32He fucking killed Winslow!
00:57:34He's not worth it!
00:57:35I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:36I'm fucking drunk!
00:57:38He's not worth it!
00:57:39No, no, no.
00:57:40Yeah!
00:57:41No, no, no, no!
00:57:42No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:57:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:46This is your sister, Olga.
00:57:59But mom said that she was in prison.
00:58:08I think she said that she was in prison.
00:58:16Maybe I didn't understand.
00:58:19She was in prison.
00:58:26Maybe Nadia said in prison.
00:58:31Maybe she said in prison.
00:58:38Yes.
00:58:41She said that she was in prison.
00:58:45I think she was in prison.
00:58:51I think she was in prison.
00:58:57I think she was in prison.
00:59:12You sick fuck.
00:59:19Nadia must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:23Family be together.
00:59:27Not in prison.
00:59:37Maybe...
00:59:44Dad, yeah.
01:00:14Dad, yeah.
01:00:44Dad, yeah.
01:00:57Eve?
01:00:58Darling?
01:00:59Eve?
01:01:00Mom?
01:01:01Shut that woman!
01:01:02Mom?
01:01:03Mom?
01:01:04Shut that woman!
01:01:05Mom?
01:01:06Mom?
01:01:07Shut that woman!
01:01:08Mom?
01:01:09Mom?
01:01:10Mom?
01:01:11No!
01:01:12No!
01:01:13Stop!
01:01:14No!
01:01:15No!
01:01:16No!
01:01:17No!
01:01:18No!
01:01:19No!
01:01:20No!
01:01:21Stop!
01:01:22No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25Stop!
01:01:26No!
01:01:27No!
01:01:28Help me!
01:01:29Help me!
01:01:30Help me!
01:01:31No!
01:01:32Help me!
01:01:33Stop!
01:01:34You're just...
01:01:35Stop!
01:01:36No!
01:01:37It's all right.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:59You can only do so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:03Uh, yes.
01:02:07I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:15Uh, sure, uh, maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.
01:02:21I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every single one of you, but I can't...
01:02:35Can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah, I mean, I get it, I get that.
01:02:40I'm gonna be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with birth control and homosexuals, pedophiles.
01:02:54Yes, absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:14Amen.
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think, just to work a few things out.
01:03:32So, thank you, Jesus.
01:03:34No, no, don't thank me.
01:03:40I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:53I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:05You're gonna use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of this thing?
01:04:12Yeah, that's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me, it's bad for your lower back after a little while.
01:04:16You want me off of this thing?
01:04:17Ah!
01:04:17Ah!
01:04:17Ah!
01:04:21Ah!
01:04:22Ah!
01:04:23Fuck you, Jesus Christ!
01:04:32You want me off?
01:04:34Ah!
01:04:35Ah!
01:04:37Ah!
01:04:37Kill them all!
01:04:40Kill them all!
01:04:44Kill.
01:04:45Them.
01:04:46All.
01:04:47Ah!
01:04:48Ah!
01:04:52No!
01:04:52No, mom!
01:05:02Bravo!
01:05:04Bravo!
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:18Hi, Bernie.
01:05:20No.
01:05:22Shit!
01:05:28You'll break.
01:05:45No!
01:05:52You're in a hurry, father.
01:06:08Are the hostages okay? Are the hostages okay? Does anyone need medical attention?
01:06:18Medical attention, no!
01:06:20All right, stay calm. Stay calm. We've got it.
01:06:23There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.
01:06:26The tank is full. And we're ready now to find the airport.
01:06:29An airplane? Here's your guy!
01:06:32Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:36All right, guys. What do you think? What do you think?
01:06:40Here, you fuckos! We go outside, you go back!
01:06:45Hey, you! Come with us!
01:06:47Come with us!
01:06:49Go! Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52What? Why do you need us to come?
01:06:53You already have what you want.
01:06:55You think we trust the asshole, FBI?
01:06:57Of course, that's stupid!
01:06:59You are the insurance. Go, Mama.
01:07:04Go!
01:07:05Hey!
01:07:06Hey, I'm upset.
01:07:07Don't stop being tired.
01:07:08You go.
01:07:09Go!
01:07:10We go.
01:07:11Hey!
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:13Please!
01:07:14Please!
01:07:15Hey, don't you!
01:07:16Hey!
01:07:17Hey!
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey, hey!
01:07:20Liva, come to your sister.
01:07:27Papa!
01:07:28I can't help her.
01:07:30What?
01:07:31I can't help her.
01:07:33How is that possible?
01:07:35I don't want her.
01:07:41You want to stay?
01:07:42You can stay.
01:07:43No problem.
01:07:44Forever.
01:07:46Papa, no!
01:07:50He's right.
01:07:55My family is staying right the fuck where they are.
01:08:20How is that possible?
01:08:23I couldn't.
01:08:25How am I?
01:08:26I'm not going in the...
01:08:28That's how I am.
01:08:30I won't stay.
01:08:31How am I going in the...
01:08:33How am I?
01:08:35How am I going in the...
01:08:37CHOIR SINGS
01:09:07CHOIR SINGS
01:09:37CHOIR SINGS
01:10:07CHOIR SINGS
01:10:37CHOIR SINGS
01:10:46ChOIR SINGS
01:10:48He's dead, he's dead, dad's dead, he died for our sins, we gotta go, come on sleep, what do you mean you want it, come on
01:11:18Christians, we're here to get you out, come over here please, look, mom, it's over, it's all over, calm down sir, let the hostages go, fuck you, the fuck, papa
01:11:48What's the plan?
01:11:50When you think about it, I'll make a mess
01:12:04For me
01:12:07For me
01:12:08For me
01:12:09For me
01:12:11Oh papa
01:12:18Don't do it sir
01:12:30Bernard
01:12:31Let it be known on this day, Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead
01:12:37It's Easter motherfuckers
01:12:40And I'm the motherfucking Easter Bunny
01:12:44Now get the fuck out of my house
01:12:48You destroy me, family
01:12:50You're gonna stop
01:12:53Shots fired, shots fired
01:12:55Take cover, man down
01:13:13Papa
01:13:18Help!
01:13:27Help!
01:13:35Help!
01:13:40Ah fuck
01:13:45Oh, my God.
01:14:15Oh, my God.
01:14:45Oh, my God.
01:15:15Oh, my God.
01:15:45Easy there, Pyotr.
01:15:47I've waited such a long time for this.
01:15:52By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me.
01:15:56Because here you are.
01:16:02So, thanks.
01:16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:08I've killed your wife.
01:16:10Comes with the territory, right?
01:16:11But Officer Winslow was a good man.
01:16:17True American.
01:16:19Real family man, you know.
01:16:22With such a cheerful wife.
01:16:24She blamed me for his death.
01:16:29And she was right.
01:16:33I should have protected him.
01:16:36He was my partner.
01:16:37My best friend.
01:16:40My family.
01:16:42It's not my problem.
01:16:44No, you're right, it's not.
01:16:49I'm just here to keep my promise.
01:16:51And what do you know?
01:16:54No more colleagues left to stop me.
01:16:56I don't think the police can help.
01:17:04This is a family matter.
01:17:07Down.
01:17:08Fuck you.
01:17:27Wait, wait, please, wait.
01:17:30Only a couple weeks left.
01:17:33No, doctor.
01:17:34No, no, no, no.
01:17:35No, no, no, no, no.
01:17:35No, no, no, no.
01:17:36Only one that...
01:17:37to die in motherland.
01:17:40The rest of the family grave.
01:17:43It's all...
01:17:44family together.
01:17:54Oh, Godspeed.
01:17:59Rest me, my...
01:18:00Oh, Godspeed.
01:18:04Oh, my sister. I'm sorry for me and my family.
01:18:07I'm sorry for you, my sister.
01:18:09I'm sorry for you, my sister.
01:18:15Hello.
01:18:20I'll see you around, buddy.
01:18:23What's that you say?
01:18:25You're missed.
01:18:28No, no, Birna, no.
01:18:32No, Birna!
01:18:33Here we go.
01:18:34No!
01:18:50So sorry for everything, honey.
01:18:55I'm sorry too, darling.
01:18:57I love you.
01:18:58No!
01:18:59No!
01:18:59I'm sorry.
01:19:00I'm sorry.
01:19:00I'm sorry.
01:19:01No!
01:19:01No!
01:19:10You get it.
01:19:11I'm sorry.
01:19:12I'm sorry.
01:19:13Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
01:19:15Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
01:19:17Uh, uh, uh, help...
01:19:21Uh...
01:19:23Ahhhhh!
01:19:25Ah yeah yeah!
01:19:33You good?
01:19:35You good?
01:19:37You good?
01:19:39You good?
01:19:41Jesus is inside you now
01:19:50What's with the accent?
01:20:03I have absolutely no idea
01:20:06It's hot
01:20:08Adam, no!
01:20:17Oh, God!
01:20:22Oh, fuck!
01:20:25Oh, motherfucker!
01:20:27Fucking hell
01:20:28Oh, fuck
01:20:32Your legs breathe
01:20:34No, fuck off, asshole
01:20:37I'm so sorry, Sarah
01:20:44So sorry I hid you
01:20:48I...
01:20:49See, I not know better
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way
01:20:55I will change
01:20:59By change for you
01:21:01Yes
01:21:04I'm not like Papa
01:21:06I feel better?
01:21:22I feel better
01:21:25Yes, it's good
01:21:42Let it out
01:21:44Yes, Sarah
01:21:46You're so purity
01:21:48Please
01:21:50You can do, sir
01:21:52Come on, yes
01:21:54Yes, Sarah
01:21:55I miss you
01:22:01I miss you, too, buddy
01:22:05I miss you, too
01:22:07Oh, fuck
01:22:18Oh, fuck
01:22:20You can do, Sarah
01:22:24You can do, sir
01:22:25Come on, yes
01:22:28Breeze
01:22:30Beautiful
01:22:42Just like her mother
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:47Congratulations
01:22:56I'm so proud of you
01:22:59And you
01:23:01You better take good care of them both
01:23:05I promise
01:23:07But
01:23:08Seriously
01:23:11Because if you fuck this up
01:23:13I'm going to kill you
01:23:13It's just like my ego
01:23:20I love you, too
01:23:22I love you, Dad
01:23:23I love you, Dad
01:23:24I love you, Dad
01:23:25I love you, Dad
01:23:26You're my...
01:23:28Grand...
01:23:30Doctor
01:23:31Excuse me for a second
01:23:36A family...
01:23:40Is the most important
01:23:43Christian!
01:23:49Yes!
01:24:06Hmm...
01:24:07Oh, gosh
01:24:08What a mess
01:24:10What a mess
01:24:12You guys
01:24:19You are the most important thing in my life
01:24:24Nothing should be more important
01:24:26Not...
01:24:27Experimenting with science
01:24:30Or boys
01:24:32Or work
01:24:35Or work
01:24:41Or...
01:24:42This fucking guy
01:24:45Look...
01:24:47I'm never gonna give you up
01:24:49I'm never gonna let you down
01:24:54Are...
01:24:56Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:24:58No
01:24:59No
01:25:08Mom?
01:25:09Are you okay?
01:25:13Mom?
01:25:17Just watch
01:25:18What?
01:25:43Wow.
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:53Excuse me.
01:26:13Lovely job, darling.
01:26:33Oh, fucking hell.
01:26:36Oh, God!
01:26:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:26:44Oh, hello, darling.
01:26:47Life is full of surprises each day.
01:26:50Hello!
01:26:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:26:57Hey, come on, man.
01:27:00Come on.
01:27:02I'm going to be part of this crazy house now.
01:27:05I love you.
01:27:07Hi.
01:27:08Oh, wow, oh, oh, oh.
01:27:10Oh, wow.
01:27:12Very great.
01:27:14Oh, wow, wow, right?
01:27:16I love you.
01:27:17Oh, wow.
01:27:19Oh, wow.
01:27:23Oh, wow.
01:27:24Hang on.
01:27:26Oh, we might not quite fit the mold
01:27:34But we always have a smile to share that I've got two boys
01:27:41Making our way one step at a time
01:27:44Sticking the kids up right down the line
01:27:47Shaking it up, we're living the life
01:27:50It's a crazy house
01:27:52Crazy house
01:27:55It's a crazy house
01:27:57I've only seen it
01:27:59It's a crazy house
01:28:02It's a crazy house
01:28:04It's a crazy house
01:28:06It's a crazy house
01:28:08It's a crazy house
01:28:10It's a crazy house
01:28:13It's a crazy house
01:28:15It's a crazy house
01:28:17It's a crazy house
01:28:19All our dreams enter twining under one roof, anything's possible, I guess we're living
01:28:40through.
01:28:41Oh!
01:28:42Oh!
01:28:43Oh!
01:28:44Oh!
01:28:45Sorry.
01:28:48Sorry.
01:28:49A crazy love will find a way.
01:28:54Banging away one step at a time, sticking together right down the line, shaking it up well, living
01:29:00the life, it's a crazy house.
01:29:04Oh!
01:29:05Oh!
01:29:06Banging away one step at a time, sticking together right down the line, shaking it up well, living
01:29:15the life, it's a crazy house, crazy house, it's a crazy house, I won't see more.
01:29:30Oh!
01:29:31Oh!
01:29:32Oh!
01:29:33Oh!
01:29:34Oh!
01:29:35Oh!
01:29:36Oh!
01:29:37Oh!
01:29:38Oh!
01:29:39Oh!
01:29:40Jesus!
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