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00:01:40¿Dónde hay una cámara?
00:02:48¡Gracias!
00:02:50The camera doesn't lie...
00:02:52...or does it?
00:02:54Recording this just in case something happens to me
00:02:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:06Always tell the camera.
00:03:09It's too bad there wasn't a camera around when you needed one, right?
00:03:11Woo!
00:03:13Turn the camera off!
00:03:15Hey, put the camera down.
00:03:17No!
00:03:20What's on the tape, man?
00:03:22I'm going to get back.
00:03:23I'll check the tapes.
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00:06:21Oh yeah, right. You have no chance, dude. Let's get a little better look here.
00:06:33Oh.
00:06:33Steve?
00:06:34Oh.
00:06:35What are you doing?
00:06:36Nothing.
00:06:37You're just filming me.
00:06:38No, I'm going to film you.
00:06:40Gross.
00:06:41Woo. All right. Okay. Let's get the lights. Let's check out the beautiful view right here.
00:06:51Oh, fuck. There you are. Let me get a little tired.
00:06:59He's got to puff me.
00:07:00All right.
00:07:31¿Qué the fuck are you doing?!
00:07:47Get out of here!
00:07:49Alright...
00:07:51All right.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:57So, more about me.
00:08:01Let's see.
00:08:02I, uh, I was born in the Midwest, Wisconsin to be exact.
00:08:08Moved to the big city, kind of lost the accent.
00:08:12Yeah, I just, I don't know.
00:08:16I couldn't do a small town for the rest of my life.
00:08:19I needed to see what was out there.
00:08:21So, here I am.
00:08:24Um, yeah, people back home, I don't know.
00:08:30I guess I was considered the nice guy.
00:08:34I used to have this crush on this girl.
00:08:37Oh, man.
00:08:39Blonde hair, blue eyed.
00:08:42Typical, of course.
00:08:45Yeah, I used to ride my bike up and down her block every single day.
00:08:49I mean, I don't know what I was thinking.
00:08:56It's not like she was going to run outside and see me and want to jump on me and make mad sex, you know?
00:09:03Tell everyone at school about it.
00:09:06Yeah, it's interesting, though.
00:09:14Did I want to have sex with her?
00:09:16Or did I want everyone at school to know that I had sex with her?
00:09:19Oh, this is weird.
00:09:26Wow, I turned the camera on and all of a sudden the truth comes out.
00:09:33Okay.
00:09:35I'm going to have to edit this down a little bit.
00:09:36Come on, let's go with this thing.
00:09:42Poor.
00:09:45Cordy, p-
00:09:46Here is my ex-girlfriend, Chris.
00:09:56Stop it.
00:09:58Don't give me that face.
00:10:00Stop.
00:10:01Okay, really.
00:10:02I know how we can make this a lot more interesting.
00:10:06And that is Rick's idea of art.
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:12Enough said, really.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:15Oh, wow, this is a cool shot.
00:10:18Down here we have an awesome banner.
00:10:21No!
00:10:22Jeez!
00:10:24Okay.
00:10:25You ruined my shot.
00:10:26What are you doing?
00:10:27What's this for, dude?
00:10:28Let me get in it.
00:10:29Okay, everybody, this is my asshole roommate, Rick.
00:10:32Say hi, Rick.
00:10:34Hi, Rick.
00:10:35Inspired.
00:10:35Thank you.
00:10:36Here, get out of my way.
00:10:37I'm trying to...
00:10:37Come on.
00:10:38I'm trying to shoot you.
00:10:39I could help.
00:10:40Come here, Steve.
00:10:45Here it is.
00:10:46Stevie's ovarious Rex.
00:10:49Rarely is it ever seen out of the daylight.
00:10:52But luckily, he's chosen a park area
00:10:54where other mates won't see him
00:10:56and rightfully mock him for the poor performance.
00:10:58Give me that, Steve.
00:10:59Come, dude.
00:11:00Careful.
00:11:03Great.
00:11:04Great.
00:11:04You probably broke it.
00:11:06Me?
00:11:06I was the one lunging for it.
00:11:08Oh, fuck.
00:11:10Sorry.
00:11:12The red light's still on.
00:11:13It's probably fine.
00:11:15See?
00:11:16Look at that.
00:11:18She's coming right down here.
00:11:19Look at that.
00:11:20Good morning.
00:11:21Yeah, good morning is right.
00:11:23Ooh.
00:11:25Ooh.
00:11:25Okay, hold this.
00:11:26Gotta go.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27Oh, yeah, right.
00:11:29She is so out of your league, Rick.
00:11:31Ah, yours maybe.
00:11:32Mine?
00:11:33Nah, got this.
00:11:35Okay.
00:11:37I'll...
00:11:37Excuse me.
00:11:38Just be here.
00:11:39Oh, shit.
00:11:40Oh, my God.
00:11:41What a douche.
00:11:43I'm good.
00:11:43I'm good.
00:11:43You just...
00:11:44Tell me that doesn't work.
00:11:46Wow.
00:11:47Sorry, I didn't...
00:11:48Did I hurt you?
00:11:48No way.
00:11:49I was just trying to...
00:11:50Gun show.
00:11:56Welcome to the gun show.
00:11:58Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:12:02I stay here.
00:12:03I stay here.
00:12:05Rick!
00:12:06God damn it!
00:12:06Get out of here!
00:12:07Oh, my firm's Christmas party.
00:12:14Oh, no!
00:12:16Look who it is!
00:12:17Oh, what's this?
00:12:18Smile, kids.
00:12:19You're on candid camera.
00:12:20This is, uh, shit he's recording for his web blog.
00:12:23Uh-huh, and who's interested in that?
00:12:24That's what I said.
00:12:25Thank you, Brenda.
00:12:26Whoa, whoa.
00:12:27A lot of people are doing stuff like this.
00:12:28It's not, like, weird.
00:12:29Instead of working, right?
00:12:30Oh!
00:12:32No, Rick, you don't know what's interesting.
00:12:34Rick!
00:12:34Rick!
00:12:34Thank you.
00:12:35There he is, kids.
00:12:37The party animal.
00:12:38It's Eve.
00:12:39He's a low-level executive in his early 20s.
00:12:42He's got a medium five-figure salary
00:12:43and just six payments left out of 91 Nissan Standa.
00:12:47It's a beautiful ride, girls.
00:12:49Come on down.
00:12:50He's a one-drink wonder.
00:12:52He's into aggressive sex and he likes to watch.
00:12:54Just give me the camera.
00:12:55No, no, no, no, you do not know what's interesting.
00:12:58I didn't know you went.
00:13:02You missed me?
00:13:04Hmm?
00:13:07I missed you.
00:13:09Come here.
00:13:11Come here.
00:13:13I said, come here.
00:13:22It'll be so much fun.
00:13:24I promise.
00:13:24It'll be so much fun.
00:13:26Yeah, it's all fun and game, Steve.
00:13:28Until someone gets hurt.
00:13:29It's all fun and game, Steve.
00:13:30Until someone gets hurt.
00:13:33I'll make it worth your while.
00:13:35Oh.
00:13:35Hmm.
00:13:36Hmm.
00:13:39Your yearly review, how do you think you did?
00:13:57I think I did okay.
00:14:06Didn't I?
00:14:08I've seen better.
00:14:10A lot better.
00:14:11In fact, I'd go as far as to say that a review of your performance over this past year is not impressive at all.
00:14:23Someone fired.
00:14:24No, I didn't say that.
00:14:26But you're going to.
00:14:28Your performance was average.
00:14:30We don't fire anyone for average.
00:14:34At least not initially.
00:14:36Look, Stephen, I know you want to be a junior in training.
00:14:39And for now, your data entry work is great.
00:14:43It's keeping the company running.
00:14:45But your behavior at work is a completely different matter.
00:14:51What do you mean?
00:14:52People seem to be concerned about your personality.
00:14:59You've had complaints.
00:15:02People just aren't comfortable being around you.
00:15:07It actually scares them.
00:15:10What?
00:15:12What's that?
00:15:13You know, I can't tell you that.
00:15:18You weren't comfortable around me.
00:15:22Well, what's wrong with me?
00:15:26I can't be the worst person in the office, surely.
00:15:30What about Rick?
00:15:31No, everybody likes Rick.
00:15:37So you're going to fire me?
00:15:39No, but this has to change.
00:15:42How do I change it?
00:15:44I don't know.
00:15:45Find a way.
00:15:46Ask Rick.
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:52Thank you, Mr. Rhea.
00:15:57Busted shit.
00:15:58Give me my camera.
00:15:59I hate it when this happens.
00:16:00I did it.
00:16:02Give me my camera.
00:16:04You are such an asshole.
00:16:06People like me.
00:16:09You know, I don't know why I can't find anyone.
00:16:12I always feel like I'm the outsider, you know?
00:16:21Like, there's always...
00:16:25Everyone else seems to be able to do it just fine, but...
00:16:31I've never got it.
00:16:32I don't know how they do it.
00:16:34I just feel like I'm, like, two degrees off, you know?
00:16:48I need to find somebody...
00:16:50Someone who likes me.
00:17:01God, I feel sick.
00:17:03It's pathetic.
00:17:03I don't think.
00:17:19Who invited you?
00:17:21¡Gracias!
00:17:51...if I stick in there long enough, they might give me my own-
00:17:54You want a ride?
00:17:55No, no, no, I'm good.
00:17:56You sure?
00:17:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:57Absolutely.
00:17:58Okay, have fun.
00:18:00What are you ...
00:18:03What are you- what are you doing with that?
00:18:06I am-
00:18:07This is kind of a hobby of mine.
00:18:09I like to document things, especially the beautiful things,
00:18:12and honestly...
00:18:16I think that perhaps this might be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
00:18:21I should really be creeped out right now.
00:18:24Oh wow, look at that necklace.
00:18:26That's gorgeous.
00:18:28Oh, thank you.
00:18:29It's St. Christopher, the patron saint.
00:18:33Lord's Prayer.
00:18:34Hey, Miss Alazar, happy Christmas.
00:18:36Hey, Merry Christmas to you.
00:18:38Watch out for the drink, you gotta drive tonight.
00:18:40Oh yeah, thanks.
00:18:42I'm okay, Merry Christmas.
00:18:44Can I get your name?
00:18:46Please?
00:18:49Vanessa.
00:18:51I must be desperate.
00:19:01Just so you know, I don't normally bring stalkers with cameras into my house.
00:19:07You are harmless, aren't you?
00:19:09Oh, thanks.
00:19:11Thanks a lot.
00:19:13I'm just fine.
00:19:15Oh, you're so pretty.
00:19:17Can I give you a kiss?
00:19:19Yeah.
00:19:39Okay.
00:19:41Film me.
00:19:42Really?
00:19:42Why do anything if it's not on camera, right?
00:19:47I mean, alcohol makes me do things I wouldn't normally do.
00:19:52Don't you want to find out what they are?
00:19:55Yes.
00:19:57Yes, I would.
00:20:03Mom?
00:20:04Oh.
00:20:04Who's that?
00:20:08Um.
00:20:08I'm Steve.
00:20:11And you are?
00:20:12Aaron.
00:20:15Aaron.
00:20:16Cool.
00:20:18Why do you have a camera?
00:20:21I'm making a movie about my life and your mommy's in it.
00:20:24Can I be in it?
00:20:26You already are.
00:20:28Come on, hon.
00:20:29Let's get you tucked back into bed.
00:20:42Sorry about that.
00:20:44Um.
00:20:45Hmm.
00:20:46Where were we?
00:20:49Um.
00:20:49I.
00:20:50Good ideas.
00:20:52Well, for instance.
00:20:54Oh.
00:20:54You?
00:21:16I know what you've done, Steve.
00:21:18I have seen the tape.
00:21:20This tape.
00:21:22And the camera doesn't lie.
00:21:23Or does it?
00:21:25Da-da-da.
00:21:27What am I supposed to do?
00:21:30Flip coin?
00:21:31Consult the I Ching?
00:21:34You know, I do.
00:21:36Happen to like your life better than mine.
00:21:40Should I stop you and take it over?
00:21:44Tough choice?
00:21:47What do you think, fellow bloggers?
00:21:49You think I could get away with it?
00:21:50You think I could get away with it?
00:21:51You think I could get away with it?
00:21:52Hmm.
00:21:53Hmm.
00:21:55The fate of your world.
00:22:01Sense.
00:22:01Hello?
00:22:11Time.
00:22:14I hope so.
00:22:19I've heard that up.
00:22:19I've heard that up.
00:22:20Mmm.
00:22:21I've heard that up.
00:22:21Into space.
00:22:21Hello?
00:22:22¡Gracias!
00:22:52I didn't give you that.
00:22:55I know, I got it from your neighbor.
00:22:56Are you crazy?
00:22:58I didn't think you'd mind.
00:22:59What?
00:23:00Babe.
00:23:01Babe.
00:23:03Babe, where are you going?
00:23:05I'm going away from you.
00:23:07Honey.
00:23:08You know, the boyfriend-girlfriend thing is really starting to piss me off.
00:23:12What, are you trying to kill me?
00:23:13Kill me?
00:23:18Now, why would I want to do that?
00:23:20I don't know.
00:23:24You are.
00:23:25No, I'm not.
00:23:27I would never do such a thing.
00:23:29What kind of person would do that?
00:23:34Hello.
00:23:35Rick, what are you doing here?
00:23:37I always come here.
00:23:38You are the stalker, remember?
00:23:42Rick.
00:23:43Vanessa.
00:23:44Vanessa.
00:23:44Rick.
00:23:45Why, hello.
00:23:46Nice to meet you.
00:23:46Nice to meet you, Jinx.
00:23:48Double Jinx.
00:23:49You can't double jinx me.
00:23:50I just did.
00:23:51What are you going to do about it?
00:23:52Oh, you will see.
00:23:53I will, huh?
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:55She's pretty cool.
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:57Yeah, let's go.
00:23:58Why, thank you, sir.
00:23:59No, no, no.
00:24:00Thank you.
00:24:01Double jinx.
00:24:02You can't double jinx.
00:24:03That's kind of how it works.
00:24:04See, we have to say something at the same time.
00:24:06Jinx!
00:24:07Oh, I got you.
00:24:08Okay, guys, you guys are being really stupid.
00:24:10Stupid Jinx!
00:24:14She's all right.
00:24:15Thank you.
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:17So, um, yeah.
00:24:20You know, we have kind of a strange connection, you and I.
00:24:23We do.
00:24:23I think we do.
00:24:24Interesting.
00:24:24Don't you think so, Steve?
00:24:25Just a little.
00:24:26No, actually, I don't.
00:24:28I think you guys are being really weird and stupid.
00:24:30I know, it's true.
00:24:31What are you going to do about it?
00:24:32Yeah, you're going to actually put down the camera and run after us?
00:24:35No way.
00:24:35I tell him that all the time, but he never will.
00:24:37He can't keep up with me ever.
00:24:38He doesn't listen.
00:24:40He's very competitive.
00:24:41He is.
00:24:42And yet, I always seem to beat him.
00:24:44Me too.
00:24:45Interesting.
00:24:47Okay, you guys are being really stupid.
00:24:49You've said.
00:24:49You know what?
00:24:50What?
00:24:50I think I can take you in a race.
00:24:51Oh, I can't.
00:24:53I can't.
00:24:53What?
00:24:56Where are you guys going?
00:24:57What you got?
00:24:59Oh, no.
00:25:00I can't.
00:25:01I can't.
00:25:01I can't.
00:25:02I can't.
00:25:05Hey, what are you doing up on this floor?
00:25:08Oh, nothing.
00:25:11You shouldn't have.
00:25:13Ah.
00:25:14Woo!
00:25:16I didn't.
00:25:20Nice card.
00:25:21Sorry, Jenna.
00:25:22You missed your chance.
00:25:24In your dreams.
00:25:26Whatever.
00:25:27You'll be back.
00:25:32Wow.
00:25:33Okay, everybody.
00:25:39This is my Valentine's message to all of you.
00:25:43And for all the ladies out there, Jenna included, I'm taken.
00:25:50Happy Valentine's Day.
00:25:52Hey, baby.
00:25:56Hey, baby.
00:25:59These are for you.
00:26:01I love you.
00:26:03I love you.
00:26:05Okay.
00:26:07All right, let's do this for real.
00:26:09All right.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:17Excuse me, sir.
00:26:18Sir, sir, did you check in at the console?
00:26:22Did you check in at the city?
00:26:24Sir, hey, hey!
00:26:28I'm a hopeless romantic.
00:26:30Sir, take it.
00:26:33Okay, here we go.
00:26:38Hey, hey, stop right there!
00:26:55Stop right there!
00:26:55Jeff.
00:26:58Vanessa.
00:27:01Hey, am I doing this right?
00:27:20Is the red light on?
00:27:21Come on, smile for me.
00:27:28What?
00:27:29You don't like it when the camera's on you, huh?
00:27:32No, it's not that.
00:27:34Then what?
00:27:37Nothing.
00:27:38It's just been one of those days, babe.
00:27:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:43Here.
00:27:44This will cheer you up.
00:27:47But wait, wait.
00:27:48I want to get this.
00:27:55Perfect.
00:27:57Okay, go on.
00:27:59Open it.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:04Happy Valentine's Day.
00:28:07See, you can keep an eye on you when I'm not around.
00:28:09Thanks, honey.
00:28:10So, are you going to tell me what was wrong?
00:28:16Uh...
00:28:17I missed you, too.
00:28:28Is Erin in the room?
00:28:30No, she's with her dad, Jeff.
00:28:37You are such a wimp.
00:28:40Vanessa.
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:45I know you've been talking to Jeff.
00:28:50How do you know that?
00:28:51What, are you trying to hide it from me?
00:28:53How would you know that?
00:28:54Have you been following me?
00:28:56Are you trying to hide it from me?
00:28:57Back off!
00:28:58I'm done.
00:28:59Hey there, mamacita.
00:29:01Hi.
00:29:01Oh, wow.
00:29:02Oh, wow.
00:29:09Baby, you look sexy.
00:29:11Yeah?
00:29:12Are you feeling better now?
00:29:14I feel a lot better now.
00:29:17Yeah.
00:29:17I think you should put the camera down.
00:29:24Really?
00:29:25Yeah.
00:29:26Boy, baby.
00:29:30Hmm.
00:29:30Because you need your hands free.
00:29:33I think you're right.
00:29:34Yeah.
00:29:35Yeah.
00:29:35Yeah.
00:29:35Oh, I'm a fucking asshole.
00:30:01Yeah, you're a fucking asshole.
00:30:04How would you know that?
00:30:05That's none of your business.
00:30:07No, it is my business.
00:30:08You're my girlfriend, right?
00:30:10What are you doing?
00:30:11Fucking him?
00:30:11He's the father of my child.
00:30:14And that is none of your business.
00:30:16I have to talk to him.
00:30:17How do you know that?
00:30:20Fuck you.
00:30:21You've been following me.
00:30:22Fuck you.
00:30:23No, you won't.
00:30:23Fuck you.
00:30:24I needed to know and now I know.
00:30:26You don't need to know shit.
00:30:27I'm my own person.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:30You know what?
00:30:30Just go.
00:30:31Just fucking go.
00:30:33My relationship with Vanessa is over.
00:30:37It's dead.
00:30:41You know, I read somewhere that, uh,
00:30:44the death of something is the rebirth of something else.
00:30:47You think that's true?
00:30:54I don't know whether to believe that or not.
00:30:59I don't really care.
00:31:07You know, to be honest, I'm afraid of death.
00:31:12Might seem kind of weird, but...
00:31:13You know, people say that everything comes from your soul.
00:31:25What soul?
00:31:27You live.
00:31:29You die.
00:31:30What else is there?
00:31:39I remember when I was a little kid, I broke my hand.
00:31:45I went to the doctor's office and saw the x-ray.
00:31:48And I saw my bones.
00:31:54It's just bones.
00:31:55And from that point on, I realized how fragile life is and how anyone can die at any moment.
00:32:15And it's the scariest thing in the world.
00:32:22You can't control it.
00:32:24No one can control it.
00:32:26And I'm scared.
00:32:27And I'm scared.
00:32:35I'm truly scared, and I don't know...
00:32:38I don't know what to do about that, because I have no control over it.
00:32:42And at least I'm scared.
00:32:48At least I feel something.
00:32:57No voice of L.
00:32:58To answer this call, please leave your message.
00:33:04Hi.
00:33:05Hello.
00:33:05Hello.
00:33:05Vanessa. Listen, I know you're there. I can see you.
00:33:27There he is.
00:33:30Alright. It's on.
00:33:34Rick, turn it off.
00:33:35Nope, nope. Camera stays on, my friend. You know the rules.
00:33:41Can't you just hide it again?
00:33:43No, you would see that coming. I've used that.
00:33:49I'm good. How you doing?
00:33:52I'd be better if you left me the hell alone.
00:33:55That's some real life emotion there, folks.
00:33:58Unedited on today's show.
00:34:01The Broken Hearts Club with Steve.
00:34:02Steve. So tell us, your girlfriend's ex back in the picture and your jealousy screwed it up, right?
00:34:10No.
00:34:11Yes.
00:34:13This is from the guy who can't gracefully lose at Monopoly.
00:34:18Come on, dude. It's me.
00:34:21No.
00:34:22Listen, she screwed it up.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:27Alright then. Well, you know how we're going to get over that one?
00:34:29No, but I bet you'll tell me.
00:34:31Oh, but I will.
00:34:33You gotta get back on that horse, man.
00:34:35You gotta go fuck somebody else.
00:34:36I'm serious.
00:34:39Yeah, like who?
00:34:40Huh?
00:34:41Your tent is available.
00:34:44Oh, here?
00:34:45That's funny.
00:34:46Great plan.
00:34:47Or Barton.
00:34:50Who's Barton?
00:34:51The girl we met in the park?
00:34:53Oh, no.
00:34:53The girl I met in the park?
00:34:55You were too slow?
00:34:56Doing your shy thing?
00:34:57Whatever, dude.
00:34:59Seriously.
00:35:00Seriously.
00:35:02As I see it, you have two options.
00:35:04One, the park.
00:35:05For what little I know about Barton, she likes to jog.
00:35:08She is sexy as all hell.
00:35:10And, dare I say it, she's actually nice.
00:35:13Which means you got a shot that you better take really fast
00:35:17because I will run out and tap that axe.
00:35:19This is my one offer.
00:35:20Take it or leave it.
00:35:23Or.
00:35:25Or.
00:35:28You track down this ex-husband
00:35:30and you wait till you've got him alone
00:35:33and you bash his fucking head in with a crowbar.
00:35:40But that's just option two.
00:35:43And I was kidding.
00:35:45Should the authorities ever get this tape.
00:35:52No one is available to answer this call.
00:35:55Please leave a message.
00:35:57Vanessa.
00:35:58Listen, I know you're there.
00:36:01I can see you.
00:36:03It's the third message I've left today.
00:36:06God, you're such a fucking bitch, you know?
00:36:08I know you're seeing him.
00:36:10I know you're seeing him.
00:36:12How dare you do that to me?
00:36:16Steven.
00:36:17My office.
00:36:22Fuck.
00:36:23Best of luck.
00:36:27Best of luck.
00:36:30Thanks.
00:36:37Oh, big fucking joke, huh?
00:36:39I just got fired.
00:36:40You happy?
00:36:42See, Rick.
00:36:44Come on.
00:36:45Come on.
00:36:45Wait, look.
00:36:46I bet right now is the best time to ask Jen out.
00:36:48There's no way she'd turn you down right now.
00:36:56Fuck all you guys.
00:36:58And keep the goddamn camera.
00:36:59All right.
00:36:59I'm done with this.
00:37:05I'm done.
00:37:10I'm not posting any more blogs.
00:37:14To you, Vanessa.
00:37:17Fuck you.
00:37:19Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:20Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:21Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:21Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:22Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:22Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:23Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:23Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:24Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:24Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:25Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:25Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:26Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:26Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:27Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:27Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:28Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:28Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:29Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:29Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:30Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:31Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:32Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:33Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:34Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:35Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:36Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:37:37Fuck you too, Jeff.
00:39:08No, no, no.
00:39:38No, no, no.
00:40:08No, no, no.
00:40:38Dammit, I got a hurt shoulder.
00:40:41You okay?
00:40:43No, I'm not okay.
00:40:45I have a hurt shoulder and you made it worse.
00:40:48Sorry.
00:40:49What the fuck got into you, man?
00:40:50Yeah, I was fucking around, man.
00:40:53A little advice.
00:40:54Next time you walk into a room, make sure you look around first.
00:40:57Yeah, you look like shit.
00:40:59Yeah, so do you.
00:41:01Really, what happened to you?
00:41:02I fell, you.
00:41:05I fell.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:10Tell me something.
00:41:14When you fell, you have the camera on you?
00:41:18Give me my fucking camera.
00:41:19You always have the camera on you.
00:41:21Right?
00:41:23Always have the camera.
00:41:24Get the fuck out of my way.
00:41:26What's on the tape, man?
00:41:27Jenna, come here.
00:41:37Check this out.
00:41:39Here she comes.
00:41:40Come here.
00:41:42This is the best.
00:41:47This is absolutely classic.
00:41:56You remember that?
00:41:58What are you guys watching?
00:41:59That was awesome.
00:42:01It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
00:42:05Watch your back.
00:42:06I'm smarter than you think, Rick.
00:42:08I'm smarter than you think, Rick.
00:42:10Oh, whatever.
00:42:11Come on.
00:42:12It's a joke.
00:42:13It's a joke.
00:42:15Grow up.
00:42:16Oh, come on.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:18Check this part out.
00:42:21Make sure you're getting this, Brenda.
00:42:23Uh, yep.
00:42:24Yep.
00:42:24Getting it.
00:42:26Rick, this is great.
00:42:27This is so cruel, man.
00:42:28I mean, he was fired because of crap like this.
00:42:31Hey, I am about to make him an internet star.
00:42:34You can't put a price on that.
00:42:37Man, this is kind of crap.
00:42:39Yeah.
00:42:40I mean, how can you do this to Steve, man?
00:42:43He's your friend and your roommate.
00:42:45I mean, you invited him into your place, he pays you rent, and you treat him like shit.
00:42:51He made the choice.
00:42:54I mean, Steve is not my first roommate, and he won't be my last, but I am the best friend
00:43:01that Steve will ever have.
00:43:03And deep down, he knows that.
00:43:05He doesn't have anybody else.
00:43:07His girlfriend doesn't love him.
00:43:08He's lost.
00:43:09And what's he saying?
00:43:11You keep your friends close and your enemies closer, right?
00:43:15I mean, you take a girl like Jenna, right?
00:43:18If Jenna falls in love with you, and I mean really in love with you, then she will do almost
00:43:22anything you ask, no matter what.
00:43:24Which, pretty fucking wild.
00:43:27You just have to give her a reason, real or not.
00:43:31And how you handle that power is up to you.
00:43:34But if you don't handle it well, then bad things happen.
00:43:43And bad things happen to Steve?
00:43:45Well, you don't know the half of it.
00:44:00Hello!
00:44:02Hello out there.
00:44:04I guess by now, you know my choice.
00:44:07Hmm?
00:44:07The question is this.
00:44:10When did I film this?
00:44:12Oh?
00:44:13Oh, is it the future?
00:44:14Oh!
00:44:15I'll get you.
00:44:21Don't fuck with me.
00:44:31You know the chick that lives next door?
00:44:33The kids?
00:44:35Corn-fed sex bags?
00:44:37I'd do her anyway.
00:44:42Sheila!
00:44:42It's just a letter opener.
00:44:52It really couldn't hurt anyone.
00:44:54Hey, baby.
00:45:03Uh-oh.
00:45:04Looks like someone had a little too much to drink.
00:45:08Baby.
00:45:12Baby.
00:45:15Baby, wake up.
00:45:17Baby, wake up.
00:45:19Baby.
00:45:19Baby.
00:45:20Baby.
00:45:22What the?
00:45:22What'd you do?
00:45:24What'd you do?
00:45:25Honey.
00:45:26Honey.
00:45:26How many did you take?
00:45:28Huh?
00:45:29Baby, wake up.
00:45:30Wake up.
00:45:31Wake up!
00:45:32Help!
00:45:36Oh, shit.
00:45:38Fuck.
00:45:39Fuck.
00:45:41Fuck.
00:45:42Fuck.
00:45:49Breathe.
00:45:50Come back.
00:45:51Come back to me, babe.
00:45:52Come back to me.
00:45:53Come back to me.
00:45:54Breathe, babe.
00:45:55Come.
00:45:55Oh, detective.
00:45:57She didn't try to commit suicide.
00:45:59She would never leave Aaron.
00:46:00I was trying to save her.
00:46:01I was doing CPR.
00:46:03Save her.
00:46:03Of course.
00:46:04That's why you picked up the bone right away.
00:46:08What were you really doing there?
00:46:11Hey.
00:46:12Hey.
00:46:12You can't talk to him like that.
00:46:14Yes, we can't.
00:46:15Who are you?
00:46:16Uh, that doesn't matter.
00:46:17This is harassment.
00:46:18Now, if you got something, you charge him.
00:46:20Arrest him right now.
00:46:22Rick, no.
00:46:23Turn the camera off, sir.
00:46:24Uh, no.
00:46:25Camera stays on.
00:46:25Thank you very much.
00:46:26You remember Rodney King?
00:46:27Yeah.
00:46:28Now, if there's nothing further, get out.
00:46:35Oh, you're fucking her.
00:46:37Rick, shut up.
00:46:38I'm helping.
00:46:38No, sir.
00:46:39You are not.
00:46:40And I suggest you shut up right now before you say anything else you might regret.
00:46:43Tell me something.
00:46:43Your boss, no, you're fucking your partner.
00:46:46Huh?
00:46:47Great.
00:46:47We're screwed, Rick.
00:46:48Sir, if I was you, I would watch your mouth.
00:46:50Yeah, or what?
00:46:51I got a camera.
00:46:51What are you going to do?
00:46:52Oh, you want to find out?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:53Really?
00:46:54Oh, really?
00:46:55Ben, let's just calm down.
00:46:58We're leaving now, okay?
00:47:01Hey, listen to your partner, big boy.
00:47:04We're about to see you.
00:47:06And, sir, whoever you are, be careful where you show that tape to.
00:47:10Yeah, or what?
00:47:10You'll shoot me?
00:47:13I'm an asshole.
00:47:15Fucking cops!
00:47:16What the fuck was that, Rick?
00:47:22That was me protecting you.
00:47:24When they push, you push back.
00:47:28Now, they're going to try to pin this Jeff shit on you, and if you're not fucking careful,
00:47:31you're going to take the fault for it.
00:47:33And what I did is just caught them threatening you on camera.
00:47:36Upload that, post it on your Facebook and MySpace pages, and they are fucked.
00:47:41Are you crazy?
00:47:42No.
00:47:43Listen, I've got some things I didn't work out first, okay?
00:47:45All right, well, you work your things out.
00:47:50I don't want to be here when they come back.
00:47:54We're going out.
00:47:56What?
00:47:57Woo-hoo!
00:47:59Thank you.
00:48:00Thank you.
00:48:01Show me.
00:48:02Show me.
00:48:03Two points.
00:48:04Three points.
00:48:05From the NBA lines.
00:48:06Oh, my God!
00:48:09I love you.
00:48:11I'm Rick.
00:48:12I'm right.
00:48:13Yes!
00:48:14Steve!
00:48:15Oh, my God!
00:48:21Catch her, dude!
00:48:22She's going to prank herself!
00:48:24Shot time, Steve!
00:48:26Shot time!
00:48:29Hey!
00:48:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:48:30No, no, no!
00:48:31I paid for, like, two songs!
00:48:32She's fine.
00:48:33You're fine.
00:48:33What?
00:48:34Dude, what is your problem?
00:48:36What is your fucking problem?
00:48:37Dude, is this your idea of a good time?
00:48:39Yes, actually, it is.
00:48:41This is most guys' idea of a good time.
00:48:43More booze, bitches!
00:48:44Here.
00:48:45Yours.
00:48:50Seriously, can you bring us two more?
00:48:54Oh, my God.
00:48:56Is there something you want to tell me?
00:48:58What do you mean?
00:49:00I mean, you are the fucking angel of death, man.
00:49:06There's bodies piling up all around you.
00:49:10I mean, so far, nothing's been pinned on you.
00:49:13They've got two dead bodies and a stolen car, and that's all coincidence, but...
00:49:17Fucking ifs don't matter anymore, man.
00:49:20You know that.
00:49:21The cops were at our door.
00:49:23They're looking for somebody to take the ultimate fall on this.
00:49:26So, uh, don't fuck up.
00:49:28I haven't fucked up.
00:49:30I'm innocent.
00:49:31Yeah, you shouldn't have acting that way.
00:49:33If I were you, I would use the internet to my fucking advantage and protect myself.
00:49:37Talk about being remembered.
00:49:40Fuck that.
00:49:40Thank you.
00:49:42Look, dude.
00:49:42I know you're pissed off about Vanessa, but fuck her.
00:49:47Okay?
00:49:47Vanessa made the wrong choice.
00:49:49Yeah, she did.
00:49:50She fucking did.
00:49:52Now, here's why I brought you here.
00:49:56Live a little.
00:49:57Look at that.
00:49:59All right, sis, will you marry me?
00:50:02Hey!
00:50:02Let's go.
00:50:03What?
00:50:04There's no filming.
00:50:05What?
00:50:05Shit, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:50:06Get me out of here.
00:50:07Go, go.
00:50:10Go, go, go, fucker.
00:50:11Fucker.
00:50:12Holy shit.
00:50:14Hey, dude.
00:50:14Here, motherfucker.
00:50:16Take it.
00:50:17Close it.
00:50:18What are you going to do?
00:50:19What are you going to do?
00:50:20You fucking creep.
00:50:20Huh?
00:50:21Oh, oh.
00:50:21Dude, dude.
00:50:23Oh, dude.
00:50:25Fuck you.
00:50:26Fuck you.
00:50:27Yeah, I don't need your money, pal.
00:50:29Fuck you.
00:50:29Pick it up.
00:50:30Pick it up.
00:50:30Pick it up.
00:50:31Pick it up.
00:50:31Pick it up.
00:50:32I can't believe you threw your fucking camera, dude.
00:50:36What is wrong?
00:50:38You're a fucking maniac.
00:50:39I am a fucking maniac.
00:50:40Steve is a maniac, goddammit.
00:50:43I never fucking felt this fucking life in the whole world.
00:50:46Who's a killer?
00:50:47Who's a killer?
00:50:48You want something to do with this?
00:50:50You're a killer.
00:50:51What?
00:50:51What?
00:50:52What?
00:50:52Oh, my God.
00:50:55Whoa.
00:50:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:50:57No stopping traffic.
00:50:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:50:59Sorry.
00:51:00Whoo-hoo.
00:51:01Oh, oh, my God.
00:51:02I can't believe I just fucking threw this.
00:51:03I can't believe I, I, I don't even fucking feel like myself.
00:51:07I don't even fucking feel like myself.
00:51:09This is yourself, dude.
00:51:10This isn't you mopey fucking bullshit.
00:51:13I'm a fucking liar.
00:51:14This is you, and this is how an innocent man should act.
00:51:18I fucking love you, man.
00:51:18Bitches.
00:51:19Let's go home.
00:51:20Let's go home.
00:51:20Fuck home.
00:51:25Hey, Barton.
00:51:28You must be Steve.
00:51:31Yeah.
00:51:33Don't worry.
00:51:33I'm a little disappointed, too.
00:51:36Rick told me he'd be shorter.
00:51:39Oh, no, it's a joke.
00:51:41You always walk around with a camera?
00:51:45Only to document beautiful things.
00:51:51Is that your pickup line?
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:55Didn't work.
00:51:57Why don't you try calling me next time?
00:52:00Next time?
00:52:08You bring girls up here a lot?
00:52:09Only the ones I find jogging in the park.
00:52:14Like me.
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:16Like you.
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:19Whoa, where are you going?
00:52:21Come on!
00:52:24Hold up.
00:52:30So.
00:52:33Why didn't it work out with you and Rick?
00:52:34Rick is not the relationship type.
00:52:43Told me a few things about you, though.
00:52:45Really?
00:52:47Like what?
00:52:49That's not for me to say just yet.
00:52:54You know, Rick thinks he knows me.
00:52:56He doesn't.
00:52:59That's too bad.
00:53:01I mean, my friends know me.
00:53:02Come on.
00:53:05Give me that.
00:53:06Whoa, whoa.
00:53:06We're going to check out this cave.
00:53:07Come on.
00:53:09Come on.
00:53:09What?
00:53:10You don't want to be on camera?
00:53:11No.
00:53:11Do you even know how to operate one of those things?
00:53:14Oh, what?
00:53:15Like I'm some kind of idiot?
00:53:17What?
00:53:18Smile.
00:53:20Come on.
00:53:21Tell me something about yourself.
00:53:23Like what?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:25Tell me something.
00:53:26Anything.
00:53:26Well, my last girlfriend tried to commit suicide.
00:53:35Because the person that she was cheating on me with got murdered.
00:53:41Are you serious?
00:53:43Yeah.
00:53:45Kind of fucks with your head, you know?
00:53:50Police still have to find the killer.
00:53:52He's still out there.
00:53:53It's too bad there wasn't a camera around when you needed one, right?
00:54:11Steve, I want to go home.
00:54:14I'm going to go to the car now.
00:54:23I need to show you something.
00:54:47I think you're the only person that I can trust with this.
00:54:54You're scaring me.
00:54:56What's going on?
00:54:58Sit down.
00:55:00I haven't shown this to anyone.
00:55:05I found this on Steve's footage.
00:55:09Do you remember Steve's ex-girlfriend, Chris?
00:55:21Do you remember Steve's ex-girlfriend, Chris?
00:55:27Gracias por ver el video.
00:55:57Gracias por ver el video.
00:56:27Gracias por ver el video.
00:56:29Gracias por ver el video.
00:56:31Gracias.
00:57:33You know, these hermit crabs live for about 40 years.
00:57:42They like to travel in pairs.
00:57:45Kind of romantic, huh?
00:57:47Yeah, if it's the right pair.
00:57:49How do I look?
00:57:50You look hot.
00:57:52You look amazing.
00:57:53Hey, come on.
00:58:00Hey, where are you going?
00:58:11Oh, wow.
00:58:12Oh, my God.
00:58:19Oh, my God.
00:58:22Hey, beautiful girl right here, remember?
00:58:39Yeah.
00:58:40Yeah, babe, I know.
00:58:42What are you doing?
00:58:43I'm just checking out the view, babe.
00:58:46Just checking out the view.
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:48Oh, shit.
00:59:10Hey, babe.
00:59:14Hey, what are you doing?
00:59:16Nothing.
00:59:17What are you doing?
00:59:18Just looking at you.
00:59:20What?
00:59:21Is there something you want to tell me, Steve?
00:59:25Babe.
00:59:27Babe.
00:59:28Babe.
00:59:30Barton.
00:59:31Barton, stop.
00:59:32Barton, stop.
00:59:32Are you following her?
00:59:33Stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:59:35Are you stalking her now?
00:59:36Stop, stop, stop.
00:59:36Steve.
00:59:37Just, is the camera on?
00:59:40Just keep it down, all right?
00:59:41No.
00:59:41You don't want to get married.
00:59:43I don't want to get married.
00:59:44I'm not stalking her.
00:59:45I'm not stalking her.
00:59:47Dude, just calm down.
00:59:48Steve, you're sick.
00:59:48You are sick.
00:59:49Okay, you're acting crazy right now, okay?
00:59:51Why are you doing this?
00:59:53I do.
00:59:55I have news for you, Steve.
00:59:57She didn't want you.
00:59:59She didn't want you.
01:00:01Shut up.
01:00:01Shut up.
01:00:02I do.
01:00:03Shut up, okay?
01:00:05Steve.
01:00:05No, no, no.
01:00:06You're overreacting right now.
01:00:08I'm...
01:00:08Listen.
01:00:09Don't leave me alone.
01:00:10Let's go somewhere else.
01:00:11Let's go somewhere else.
01:00:11I don't want to talk to you.
01:00:12Let's go somewhere else.
01:00:13I'm sorry.
01:00:13I just feel like that thing is watching me.
01:00:15Stop it.
01:00:16Leave me alone.
01:00:17Come here.
01:00:18Okay.
01:00:18Where were we?
01:00:24Bart.
01:00:25Steve, no.
01:00:26Bart.
01:00:27Turn the camera off.
01:00:29Turn it off.
01:00:31Just calm down, okay?
01:00:33Everything's going to be fine.
01:00:34Don't.
01:00:35Turn.
01:00:35Turn the camera off and leave me alone.
01:00:38I don't want to talk about it right now.
01:00:41Babe.
01:00:43Babe, I love you, okay?
01:00:46Let's just go somewhere else and talk about this, all right?
01:00:50It's not a big deal.
01:00:53It's not what it looks like, okay?
01:00:58Why are you following her?
01:01:00Babe, I'm not following her.
01:01:04She just happened to be in my shot, okay?
01:01:07She happened to be in your shot all the way across the street, sitting down with her friends.
01:01:12Your ex-girlfriend happened to be in your shot.
01:01:14Baby, I love you.
01:01:16Trust me, please.
01:01:17You love me.
01:01:18I saw how you were looking at her.
01:01:20You looked her the same way you look at me.
01:01:22The same way.
01:01:25What are you?
01:01:26Do you have, like, multiple personalities?
01:01:28I won't...
01:01:28Let's just go.
01:01:31Let's just go somewhere else.
01:01:32Leave me alone.
01:01:34Bart!
01:01:35Leave me alone, Steve.
01:01:38Get back here!
01:01:38Let's just go somewhere else.
01:02:08No!
01:02:09No!
01:02:17No!
01:02:21No!
01:02:31No!
01:02:32ah
01:02:53i gotta check the tapes
01:02:55ok i'll meet her at the coffee shop
01:02:59when i get back i'll check the tapes
01:03:01¿Qué pasa?
01:03:31¿Qué pasa?
01:04:01¿Qué pasa?
01:04:03¿Qué pasa?
01:04:05¿Qué pasa?
01:04:07¿Qué pasa?
01:04:09¿Qué pasa?
01:04:11¿Qué pasa?
01:04:13¿Qué pasa?
01:04:15¿Qué pasa?
01:04:17¿Qué pasa?
01:04:19¿Qué pasa?
01:04:21¿Qué pasa?
01:04:23¿Qué pasa?
01:04:25¿Qué pasa?
01:04:27¿Qué pasa?
01:04:29¿Qué pasa?
01:04:31¿Qué pasa?
01:04:33¿Qué pasa?
01:04:35¿Qué pasa?
01:04:43¿Qué pasa?
01:04:45Can you please listen to me?
01:04:49No.
01:04:50Why can't we end this properly as friends?
01:04:52Why does it have to be like this?
01:04:53You saved my life.
01:04:55Why are you coming?
01:05:15Why are you coming to me?
01:05:45Why are you coming to me?
01:06:15Why are you coming to me?
01:06:18So when were you going to tell me about your new girlfriend?
01:06:24Try you son of a bitch.
01:06:29I know you saw the tape brick.
01:06:32I know you saw everything.
01:06:35You know there's a reason bodies are piling up around me.
01:06:37There's a reason you have a gun
01:06:40Why don't you stop me while you could, you dumb shit
01:06:46I already did
01:06:47I've already posted everything up on the internet
01:06:49You're done
01:06:50Well, after I kill you, I'll just take it down
01:06:53For anybody that's seen it
01:06:55All up is an urban myth
01:06:57Come on, Rick, you can't shoot me
01:07:00You want to be me
01:07:01Oh, her shoulder
01:07:06Son of a bitch
01:07:09Come on
01:07:10Come on
01:07:13You son of a bitch
01:07:18Come here, fuck
01:07:22Get out of your fucking car
01:07:24No
01:07:25No
01:07:27No
01:07:31No
01:07:32Fuck
01:07:33Fuck
01:07:34Get out of your fucking car
01:07:37I will finally kill you
01:07:39Snap out of your fucking car
01:07:40Fuck
01:07:41Get out of your fucking car
01:07:41Fuck
01:07:42You fucking fuck
01:07:43Fuck
01:07:44Fuck
01:07:45Fuck
01:07:46You getting this?
01:07:48You getting this?
01:07:52Jeff, you getting this?
01:07:53Fuck
01:07:54Fuck
01:07:55Fuck
01:07:56Fuck
01:07:57Fuck
01:07:58Fuck
01:07:59Fuck
01:08:00Fuck
01:08:01Fuck
01:08:02Fuck
01:08:03Yeah
01:08:04Fuck
01:08:05Fuck
01:08:06Fuck
01:08:07Fuck
01:08:08Fuck
01:08:09Fuck
01:08:10No choices
01:08:11Choices
01:08:12Homewreck
01:08:13Oh, baby, come here
01:08:14Come here, are you okay?
01:08:15It's all fine, please
01:08:17Until someone gets hurt
01:08:18Yeah
01:08:19Oh, baby, do you still love me?
01:08:20Yeah
01:08:21I love you, though
01:08:22Come here
01:08:23Come here
01:08:24Until someone gets hurt
01:08:25Yeah
01:08:26Oh, baby, do you still love me?
01:08:28Yeah
01:08:29Yeah
01:08:30I love you, though
01:08:31Come on, baby
01:08:32I love you
01:08:33Come on, baby
01:08:34I love you
01:08:35You take a girl like Jenna, right?
01:08:46Jenna falls in love with you
01:08:47And I mean
01:08:48She will do almost anything you ask
01:08:49No matter what
01:08:50Which
01:08:51Is pretty fucking wild
01:08:55You just have to give a reason
01:09:01So this is my last blog entry
01:09:03I finally don't feel scared anymore
01:09:05I keep thinking to myself
01:09:08Is this the future?
01:09:10Or is it the past?
01:09:16You know
01:09:17Perhaps I don't need this camera anymore
01:09:22Watch your back
01:09:23I'm smarter than you think, Rick
01:09:35See what I did there?
01:09:46Man, it's good to see Jenna again
01:09:49She was loyal
01:09:53So she wasn't
01:09:55And she had to go
01:09:58Let's rewind back to your mother
01:10:00And, uh...
01:10:02You
01:10:07Alcohol makes me do things
01:10:08I wouldn't normally do
01:10:09Don't you want to find out what they are?
01:10:11Yes
01:10:12Yes
01:10:13Yes
01:10:14Yes I would
01:10:16We're foreign
01:10:18Mom, who is that?
01:10:20Uh...
01:10:21I'm Steve
01:10:22And you are?
01:10:23Eric
01:10:24Oh, he was so cute ten years ago
01:10:26I called the detectives
01:10:28Right
01:10:29You're right
01:10:30Actually, I text them
01:10:31I saw you following me
01:10:32And I text them before you grab me
01:10:33You're lying, Erin
01:10:34Just like your mother did
01:10:38Look out!
01:10:40She's just like you
01:10:42Look out!
01:10:44She's just like you
01:10:47She's just like you
01:10:48Look out!
01:10:50She's just like you
01:10:54Just like your mother did
01:10:56Look out!
01:10:58Look out!
01:11:01The girl is like me
01:11:03I made her immortal.
01:11:06Am I?
01:11:08Am I like her?
01:11:10You can't resist, can you?
01:11:12Always have the camera.
01:11:14They know, Steve.
01:11:15They know you kidnapped me.
01:11:18No one knows.
01:11:23I just got this camera back
01:11:25and my tape.
01:11:28It was stolen from me.
01:11:30But it's back where it belongs.
01:11:37I love this part.
01:11:48You're sick!
01:11:55It's not for the camera, right?
01:11:57I don't want to be on your camera!
01:12:00Hmm, let's see.
01:12:04I'm actually filming a movie about my life
01:12:07and your mom's in it.
01:12:08Can I pee in it?
01:12:10You already are.
01:12:11Wait, let's get the detectives back in there.
01:12:15The detectives Baker and Thompson
01:12:17knew you would find me one day, Steve.
01:12:19Ten years or not.
01:12:22And they are going to kill you.
01:12:24No.
01:12:26No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:29No.
01:12:29No.
01:12:30That's why you're wrong.
01:12:34You're all alone.
01:12:36No one's coming.
01:12:39But I see you.
01:12:41Like mother, like daughter
01:12:45Who's the killer? Huh? Who's the killer?
01:12:52Freeze!
01:12:58Wow, I turned the camera on and all of a sudden the truth comes out
01:13:02Who's the killer? Huh? Who's the killer?
01:13:05You were
01:13:10I've been waiting for a beautiful shot like this
01:13:35It's all about how you're remembered, right? Right, Rick?
01:13:48Ah, I love this piece
01:13:53Makes me think of all the endless possibilities that are out there
01:13:56Hey! Hey! Get up! Give me the camera!
01:14:09No, Rick!
01:14:10No, Rick!
01:14:25I can't think of all these possibilities
01:14:29I'm so excited
01:14:30I really do
01:14:32I can't think of all these possibilities
01:14:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:15:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:15:35Honey, I can't. I'm doing this for our posterity.
01:15:38One day you're going to look back at this and you're going to see how beautiful you were
01:15:42and how you could run down the block without losing your breath.
01:15:46You know what?
01:15:48Trust me.
01:15:49I never look back.
01:15:51I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
01:15:57I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
01:16:00Oh, God.
01:16:01God, I feel sick. It's pathetic.
01:16:17It's all fun and game, Steve, until someone gets hurt.
01:16:29And, sir, whoever you are, and be careful who you show that tape to.
01:16:46You know, some of this stuff has been around for years.
01:16:56Almost a decade.
01:16:58Who knows where all this stuff came from?
01:17:00This is the stuff nobody wants.
01:17:02Just give me the camera.
01:17:10No, no, no, no.
01:17:11You do not know what's interesting.
01:17:12Squiggly lines, sound and color, we're all confused.
01:17:27You start out in black and white.
01:17:28You go to color.
01:17:29You go back to black and white.
01:17:31You never knew where you were in time.
01:17:33You take a girl like Jenna, right?
01:17:44If Jenna falls in love with you, and I mean really in love with you,
01:17:47then she will do almost anything you ask, no matter what,
01:17:50which is pretty fucking wild.
01:18:03Turn the camera off!
01:18:15Turn it off!
01:18:16Turn it off!
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