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00:07:40I must apologize for the size of this room, gentlemen
00:08:24Have you heard anything about the Nuclear Strike Force Tactical Training Command meeting
00:08:28You mean Operation Misfit?
00:08:29That's right
00:08:30Not really, I've been following the personnel proficiency planning for Pago Pago Paratroop
00:08:34Platoon patrols
00:08:35Oh, Operation...
00:08:36What's the poop on?
00:08:38Moving well
00:08:39Did somebody mention misfits?
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00:08:43Well then Mishkunk must be pretty well wrapped up
00:08:45Well wrapped up
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00:13:01Greta defected to us after the last Olympics.
00:13:04Me feel she's going to be quite an addition to the department.
00:13:08Greg Colburn, underwater expert.
00:13:12The fourth member of your unit, Lieutenant Finletter, is winding up his current mission.
00:13:17He'll contact you with these coordinates.
00:13:20Expect him at 1,100 hours.
00:13:22Good luck, Dixon.
00:13:31Can you, like, believe how we waffles on every issue?
00:13:45Oh, right on.
00:13:46We'll never have another president as bad as this one.
00:13:49Whoa.
00:14:01What is it? Over there!
00:14:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:15:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:16:45No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:47Well, here we are, there's one for you, one for you, one here for me, one for you.
00:16:55I wonder where it could be.
00:16:56Good morning, City Herald.
00:16:57May I help you?
00:16:58I wonder where it could be.
00:17:00Good morning, City Herald.
00:17:10May I help you?
00:17:11Roberts!
00:17:12Sir.
00:17:13Get me Goldstein.
00:17:14Look, he's still in Beirut, sir.
00:17:18Beirut?
00:17:19He sees fire, sir.
00:17:20Oh.
00:17:21Yeah, give me Johnson.
00:17:22Hurry, sir.
00:17:23He's covering that trial in Texas.
00:17:24Oh, cripes.
00:17:25Okay, just get me anybody on the special assignment desk.
00:17:28On special assignment?
00:17:29Goddammit, who the hell is here?
00:17:30Well, uh, there's you, sir.
00:17:31Thank you, Judy Herald.
00:17:32Wait a minute.
00:17:33There's Fairchild.
00:17:34Who the hell is he?
00:17:36She.
00:17:37Sir.
00:17:38Lois Fairchild, Society Section.
00:17:39The new kid?
00:17:40Society, huh?
00:17:41What the hell?
00:17:42Oh, what the hell.
00:17:43Send her in.
00:17:44No, no, no.
00:17:45No, no.
00:17:46I can't.
00:17:47No, no.
00:17:48No, no, no, no.
00:17:49I can't.
00:17:50I can't see anything.
00:17:51I can't see anything.
00:17:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:53You can't see anything.
00:17:54I can't see anything.
00:17:55Oh, I can't see anything.
00:17:56No, no, no, no.
00:17:57I can't see anything.
00:17:59¡No, damn it!
00:18:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:20:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:01I haven't seen Dickson's special forces unit yet.
00:21:06But if it's anything like what I've seen so far, I'd say we're in for a bit of trouble.
00:21:12I know what you mean, Jim.
00:21:13I know what you mean.
00:21:14It's like trying to stack Bibles on whipped cream.
00:21:19Yes, sir.
00:21:20Jim, an unusual problem calls for an ingenious solution.
00:21:23I think I've got one.
00:21:25Jim, have you ever heard of Mind Maker?
00:21:27Certainly, sir.
00:21:28The advertising agency you used in your campaign.
00:21:30That's right.
00:21:31You know, they said I'd never get re-elected.
00:21:35Especially after it got out that I used the Statue of Liberty as collateral on that Arab loan.
00:21:40Yes, sir.
00:21:40But, I'm sitting here now, and I owe it all to Mindmaker.
00:21:47Incidentally, Jim, you were in the Mideast last summer.
00:21:51Tell me, how does the old girl look in the Dead Sea?
00:21:54Just grand, sir.
00:21:56Good.
00:21:57Well, I tell you, Jim, if those fellas could elect me, they can do anything.
00:22:00Yes, sir.
00:22:01Jim, I want you to fly to New York immediately.
00:22:04I want you to see Ted Swan.
00:22:06Believe me, the man's a genius.
00:22:09I'm on my way, sir.
00:22:19That's the whole story.
00:22:21Say, would you want to buy a used crib?
00:22:24I don't think so, but I appreciate this information.
00:22:27This could be especially helpful.
00:22:29Fairchild, from the Times.
00:22:39What's this deal about tomatoes?
00:22:41Huh?
00:22:42Look, buddy, don't try and stonewall me.
00:22:44Hi there, Lois.
00:22:45Oh, hi, Clark.
00:22:50What are you doing here?
00:22:51Uh, no comment.
00:22:52And, uh, who's he?
00:22:53No comment.
00:22:54How serious is the situation?
00:22:56No comment.
00:22:57American public has a right to know.
00:22:59Up, up, and away!
00:23:00You can't ignore the press.
00:23:04Dixon!
00:23:06Dixon!
00:23:08Dixon!
00:23:11Dixon!
00:23:13Hey, guys, here it is.
00:23:14The song everybody's passionate for.
00:23:16Bonnie, dance with Mr. Cuberty Love.
00:23:18Cuberty, Cuberty Love.
00:23:22Oh, wow, what is that?
00:23:24Oh, no, don't tell me.
00:23:25That's the song.
00:23:26Please, oh, turn it off.
00:23:27Oh, God, there's touching on the ears.
00:23:29I can't stand that noise.
00:23:31Oh, no, this is terrible.
00:23:32What is this?
00:23:33What is this?
00:23:34Oh, yeah.
00:23:36This is the...
00:23:37Quiet.
00:23:38I want to hear the news.
00:23:41And today, the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut.
00:23:46When asked why he had made the startling decision, the president responded,
00:23:51Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway.
00:23:55And in other news today, in Newark, New Jersey, a man was eaten by a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
00:24:11Oh, God, come on.
00:24:39¡You're free!
00:25:09¡You're free!
00:25:39¡You're a Finlater, ¿eh?
00:25:54I'm Mason Dixon, and this is...
00:25:57¡My God!
00:25:59¡It's Adolf Finler!
00:26:09This is Sam Smith.
00:26:23He's our undercover expert.
00:26:27He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler.
00:26:29¡Guten Morgen, Herr Hitler!
00:26:33¡Otto van!
00:26:34¡Freckens Sie Deutsch!
00:26:36¡Wieneschnitzel!
00:26:40Get in the back seat.
00:26:43What about me, Mr. Dixon?
00:26:44What about me?
00:26:46You?
00:26:49You?
00:26:50You go disguise yourself as a tomato
00:26:57and infiltrate their camp.
00:27:20Yes.
00:27:36Thank you.
00:27:39Hi.
00:27:39Mr. Richardson to see Mr. Swan.
00:27:41Yes, sir.
00:27:42He's expecting you.
00:27:43I'll let him know you're here.
00:27:44Please have a seat.
00:27:48Mr. Swan, Mr. Richardson is here to see you.
00:27:54He'll be right with you.
00:27:58Jimbo, buddy, how are you?
00:28:00How you doing?
00:28:01Fine, nice.
00:28:02Super, super.
00:28:03Hey, the president tells me you have a situation, Jimbo.
00:28:06Well, let me clue you, you boys that come to the right place.
00:28:09Let me give you a peek at Mind Maker in Action.
00:28:15First, we have to convince the little housewife out there
00:28:18that the tomato which ate the family pet is not dangerous.
00:28:22No problem.
00:28:24Then we have to convince local authorities
00:28:26that the thousands missing from rural communities
00:28:29were merely stranded during their bicentennial pilgrimage
00:28:33to Philadelphia.
00:28:34No problem.
00:28:36Third, the president wants us to do this in such a way
00:28:40that it can be covered up
00:28:41and no one will know it ever happened.
00:28:43That's no problem.
00:28:45But then he wants us to do this
00:28:47and convince 200 million Americans
00:28:50that this disaster is actually a blessing.
00:28:54Now, that's a challenge.
00:28:57I understand what you're saying, Mr. Swan.
00:28:59The president is a very demanding person.
00:29:02Sometimes he expects the impossible.
00:29:04But I never said impossible, Richardson.
00:29:07What I said was that it was a challenge.
00:29:11Man was put on this earth to meet challenges, my boy.
00:29:15You really think you can do it?
00:29:17Can I do it?
00:29:18Can I do it?
00:29:20Can I do it?
00:29:24Some sell, some buy, and only we know why
00:29:28The rapper's more important than the prize
00:29:31Important decisions are made each day
00:29:35Much too important for the plain folk to make
00:29:38They're always in a fight
00:29:40Depend on us to help make up their mind
00:29:42Red box, blue box, a red box in a blue box
00:29:47Bright colors and a coupon on the side
00:29:49Hard sellers, soft sellers, all the same
00:29:54Millions of dollar bills are spent every day
00:29:57Where do they all go?
00:29:59Mindmakers here to run the show
00:30:01We sell cars and toys for girls and boys
00:30:08And chairs and beds and shrunken heads
00:30:09Sugar beats and baseball cleats and ice to Eskimos
00:30:12Leaks and mink and boats that sink
00:30:14No matter what we'll get, it's all
00:30:16We use catchy jingles, snappy tunes
00:30:20And pretty girls with big balloons
00:30:21A little lie, a stretch, a truth can turn the public's head
00:30:24The TV types and ad execs
00:30:25And everyone's the best at the end
00:30:29They all look up to a single man
00:30:36And that one single man is
00:30:41Me!
00:30:46They sell, they buy, and only I know why
00:30:49The human mind is putty in my hands
00:30:52Important decisions are made each day
00:30:57Much too important for the playing folk to make
00:30:59They're always in a bind
00:31:01Depend on me to help make up their mind
00:31:04Decision-wise, posse-wise
00:31:09Demographically speaking, mindmakers!
00:31:14Well, let's go meet that challenge, young man
00:31:17I've already put my staff to work
00:31:20So if you'll be good enough to stop by in the morning
00:31:22We can take a look-see at some of the preliminary sketches
00:31:24Roll it!
00:31:28Then I can tell the president that you'll accept the assignment
00:31:31Keeping a big city on the move in no small town
00:31:34Traffic cops all over the country meet this challenge day to day
00:31:38This man is like any other policeman anywhere in the country
00:31:42He works hard and takes pride in serving people
00:31:45Yes, he's a policeman just like any other
00:31:48Except for one thing
00:31:50He is blind
00:31:51This has been a public service announcement
00:31:58Produced for the National Health Foundation
00:32:00Sir, I really don't think this is a good place to camp
00:32:14We're not sleeping on the sidewalk
00:32:17You see that big building over there?
00:32:20It's called a hotel
00:32:21You and I are going to sleep in the hotel
00:32:24No, no campfire, sir
00:32:26No campfire
00:32:28Well, then what am I supposed to do with these marshmallows?
00:32:54Here's the key to my room
00:32:57I'm going to check for messages
00:32:58Be up in a minute
00:32:59Yes, sir
00:33:00Pardon me
00:33:12Do you have any messages for Mason Dixon in room 401?
00:33:15Let's go
00:33:38Excuse me, the advocate room 401, I, I seem to have misplaced mine.
00:34:02Thank you.
00:34:03Pray Tell Records presents 21 Great Dead Beats.
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00:34:16It's the evening news with Charles Collingsmith.
00:34:19Turn that thing off, will ya? Let's get some sleep.
00:34:23Marshmallow?
00:34:26Substituting...
00:34:28¡Gracias!
00:34:58Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I mean, I thought this was my, really, you know.
00:35:21What was that?
00:35:22A struppet, sir.
00:35:24A what?
00:35:25A harlot, a trawler, a lady of the evening.
00:35:29Go to sleep, Finletter.
00:35:55What?
00:35:57Where?
00:35:59I'll be right there.
00:36:01Breakfast, sir.
00:36:03No time.
00:36:05But your vitamins.
00:36:07No, no time.
00:36:09Now listen, this is important.
00:36:11You've got to go down and warn Greta that there's tomato activity in sector two.
00:36:15You got that?
00:36:16No matter what happens, you tell her.
00:36:17Yes, sir.
00:36:18We networked this program to bring you a special bulletin.
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00:37:16What is it, Spot? What's in there?
00:37:32Gosh, Billy, I don't know.
00:37:34You stay there. I'll go look.
00:37:36Spot! Spot!
00:37:46What are those red circles, sir?
00:38:02Those are machine gun emplacements. You've got the whole valley surrounded with them.
00:38:06I don't think we can hold them very long, though.
00:38:08And that green line, that's their furthest point of advance.
00:38:11That's right.
00:38:12What are the blue dots?
00:38:14Those are mobile stations.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:19Well, that must be Major Mills. Take over.
00:38:21Yes, sir.
00:38:28I'm glad you could make it, sir. I think we've got something that will interest you.
00:38:31So I've been told. Dixon, I want you to see this. Captain?
00:38:35Yes, sir.
00:38:52Sir, we've captured a giant tomato.
00:38:54I'm afraid, gentlemen, that what we have here before isn't what we thought.
00:39:15This is a cherry tomato.
00:39:16You don't mean…
00:39:17This, may God help you, a cherry tomato.
00:39:18You don't mean…
00:39:19This, may God help you.
00:39:22It's a cherry tomato.
00:39:24Hasta luego.
00:39:54Hasta luego.
00:40:24Hasta luego.
00:40:54Mr. Dixon has ordered me to inform you that there's tomato activity in your sector.
00:41:06All right.
00:41:31Who wants to be paper mugged?
00:41:35I'll tell you, J.D., it's a great idea.
00:41:42The first adult breakfast cereal, Kiki Krispies.
00:41:47Comes in three delicious flavors.
00:41:49Good afternoon, Mr. Swan.
00:41:52I'll call you back, J.B., bye.
00:41:56Jimbo, how's it going?
00:41:58I believe that's my question.
00:42:00Right.
00:42:01For me.
00:42:03Well, let me tell you, we've been going great bananas.
00:42:06Hey, sit down, make yourself comfortable.
00:42:08I ask myself, what do we need?
00:42:12Something original.
00:42:14Something that strikes at the very heart of the matter.
00:42:17And here it is.
00:42:20My maker at its best.
00:42:22Who can argue with that?
00:42:30And there's more.
00:42:32Listen to this.
00:42:33If you're feeling sad and blue, tomatoes end it all for you.
00:42:47Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.
00:42:58Pretty classy, huh?
00:43:00With a capital K.
00:43:01Right.
00:43:02And Mr. Secretary, being a public relations man yourself, you understand the value of symbols.
00:43:08Well, we have spent a great deal of time and effort and over a million dollars to create a symbol which will wage this battle.
00:43:16An effort which will become known as the Stop Tomato Program.
00:43:22I see.
00:43:24It all looks quite extraordinary.
00:43:27Thank you.
00:43:28Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll be on my way.
00:43:31Just a moment.
00:43:32One more thing before you leave, Mr. Secretary.
00:43:34I'd really like you to see this.
00:43:36It's something I've worked on for many years.
00:43:39The culmination of years of effort.
00:43:43The world's ultimate commercial.
00:43:46Roll it!
00:43:52I, Jesus Christ for Technotron.
00:44:06The nation is in chaos.
00:44:16Can nothing stop this tomato onslaught?
00:44:18Last night, tomatoes attacked Los Angeles.
00:44:22Boston.
00:44:25Seattle.
00:44:29Chicago.
00:44:29Even the mere mention of the word is sufficient to induce panic.
00:44:44Tomato.
00:44:44Tomato.
00:44:44More news of the hour.
00:44:59Now back to the rocking sound of the boomer on Super 101.
00:45:03All right.
00:45:04Man, this was something, huh?
00:45:06Hey, everybody.
00:45:07I want to leave something.
00:45:08Boy, did not listen.
00:45:09And you...
00:45:09Oh, baby.
00:45:11That's right, man.
00:45:12It's number one on the charts this week.
00:45:13the heavy sound of Bron ensemble.
00:45:16The heavy sounds of Bronny Desmondson.
00:45:16¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:45:46While the federal agencies involved have declared that the necessary information is not been forwarded to state agencies for their respective review and approval,
00:45:55we cannot ignore local pleas for intergovernmental cooperation in what is obviously an affair, best suited for an international action.
00:46:05This is a question best left to the people for whom there is no spokesman greater than those who speak the least.
00:46:13And then I put my foot to the floor and I got out of there as fast as I could.
00:46:31It was all very strange. I just don't know what to think.
00:46:34You made no unusual motions of any kind?
00:46:37Not to my knowledge.
00:46:39Odd.
00:46:40Were there any loud noises or other extraneous activity which might have affected the Tenetti's behavior, such as an airplane or another car in the vicinity?
00:46:50I'm almost sure there wasn't.
00:46:52You'll excuse me, gentlemen. I really have to be getting back to Washington.
00:46:56That's fine. Give my regards to the president.
00:46:58I'll do that, Captain.
00:46:59It's major.
00:47:01Of course.
00:47:03Priority one message for Mr. Dixon, sir.
00:47:07Oh, phone call.
00:47:08Thank you.
00:47:09Oh, thank you.
00:47:10I'll leave one of those for my records, too.
00:47:12I need one for my files.
00:47:14And don't forget the Navy.
00:47:15Oh, good.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Oh, that's great.
00:47:18Good morning.
00:47:19Good morning.
00:47:20I don't have one for you.
00:47:23I don't have one for you.
00:47:27I don't have one for you.
00:47:28I don't have one for you.
00:47:32I don't have one for you.
00:47:33I don't have one for you.
00:47:35I don't have one for you.
00:47:52¿Qué pasa?
00:48:22¿Qué pasa?
00:48:52¿Qué pasa?
00:49:22Hola.
00:49:24Hola.
00:49:26Listen, sobre la noche,
00:49:28fue un accidente.
00:49:30No me gustó.
00:49:32Fue una noche oscura.
00:49:34Los luces estaban en la noche,
00:49:36y se quedó oscura.
00:49:38Fue la noche.
00:49:40¿Quieres ir a la cama?
00:49:42Excuse me, ma'am.
00:49:44Uh...
00:49:46...
00:50:04...
00:50:06...
00:50:14No, no, no, no.
00:50:44I don't think you've made use of all your potential, if you know what I mean.
00:50:47All your potential, potential, potential, potential.
00:51:14I, uh...
00:51:20I was right.
00:51:24I was right.
00:51:25A spy!
00:51:26Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:34Ah!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:36Ah!
00:51:38Ah!
00:51:40sortir tout !
00:51:44Ah!
00:51:45Ah!
00:51:46Ah!
00:51:47Ah!
00:51:48Ah!
00:51:49Ah!
00:51:50Ah!
00:51:51Ah!
00:51:52Ah!
00:51:54Don't look at me, Bitcoin.
00:51:56¿Alguien?
00:52:17¿Alguien?
00:52:19Sí, señor.
00:52:21Se fue ya muerto.
00:52:23¡It figures!
00:52:53¡Atención! ¡Atención!
00:52:59The 56th Combat Support Group will depart from 0900 hours.
00:53:04All 3rd Division personnel report to the 5th Division staging area.
00:53:08All 5th Division personnel report to the 3rd Division staging area.
00:53:12Will the driver obtain 38421, please go to the parking lot.
00:53:17Your lights are on.
00:53:23I had a few setbacks during the night.
00:53:26Serious?
00:53:27Well, it depends on your point of view.
00:53:29Did you have any relatives in Wyoming?
00:53:31Say again?
00:53:33Arkansas, are you sure?
00:53:37Arkansas.
00:53:40What's the situation?
00:53:46Our intelligence tells us that the tomatoes are massing for a final all-out attack upon the nation.
00:53:51Our top brass wants us to concentrate our forces here on the coast.
00:53:55If we can hold them here, we can win.
00:53:57If not, is there anything I can do, Major?
00:54:00Yes, the President wants your personal report.
00:54:02Call them on the red line at 1100 hours.
00:54:05We'll be back here tonight.
00:54:06We'll meet every man we can get.
00:54:08Dammit, Dixon, this is war!
00:54:10There he goes.
00:54:11Sir, I think somebody's shooting at you.
00:54:12Where do you think, sir?
00:54:13Ah!
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:15Ah!
00:54:16Sir, I think somebody's shooting at you.
00:54:17Where do you think, sir?
00:54:18Ah!
00:54:20Ah!
00:54:21Sir, I think somebody's shooting at you.
00:54:23Where do you think?
00:54:51I don't know.
00:55:21I don't know.
00:55:51I don't know.
00:56:21I'm sure they are, Mr. President.
00:56:23By the way, have you seen Jim Richardson out there?
00:56:26Just briefly.
00:56:28How's that campaign going?
00:56:29Excellent.
00:56:30My mail's running 30 to 1 in favor of the tomatoes.
00:56:34Terrific.
00:56:35Oh, God, I almost forgot.
00:56:38Shirley?
00:56:38Yes, sir?
00:56:39I want you to get General Mitchell on the line.
00:56:42Tell him to bomb New York City.
00:56:45But, Mr. President, the tomatoes are not any close to New York City.
00:56:49Listen, you worry about your problems, and I'll worry about mine.
00:56:52Is that the last pen?
00:57:01Yes, sir.
00:57:02Thank God.
00:57:03Thank God.
00:57:03Hey, will somebody please pass the ketchup?
00:57:18As you were.
00:57:30Order on.
00:57:31Yes, sir.
00:57:32Yes, sir.
00:57:32Yes, sir.
00:57:33Yes, sir.
00:57:34Hey.
00:57:36The men look ready, Major.
00:57:38As ready as they'll ever be, Dixon.
00:57:41You know, Dixon, a man stops to think of a time like this, about his home, his wife, his kids.
00:57:49You married, Major?
00:57:52No.
00:57:53Me either.
00:57:55I wonder what the tomatoes are thinking about right now.
00:58:19We stopped the Germans in 45, then we crushed the Viette.
00:58:49Kong, Kong, almost.
00:58:52For our greater glory, we could never strive.
00:58:59This crop of rising will not last long.
00:59:09Ain't no time to make a fuss.
00:59:12We gotta get those tomatoes before they get us.
00:59:15We're gonna beat a passion, squish a passion in the street.
00:59:19We're gonna kick, kick, push and crush them with our feet.
00:59:23We're gonna beat the builders, but you're gonna stop them with the crush.
00:59:26T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S, tomatoes.
00:59:36We'll squish them, we'll mash them, we'll wash them, we'll crush them.
00:59:44T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S, tomatoes.
00:59:45We stopped to negotiate at the first attack.
00:59:48We gave them Alabama, but they gave it right back.
00:59:51T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S, tomatoes.
00:59:54T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S.
00:59:56T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S.
00:59:58They said we'd live together like sister and brother.
01:00:02But they captured a cannery, a model, my mother.
01:00:06Now she's in the store and he'll soon be back for more.
01:00:09Those tomatoes, tomatoes.
01:00:12T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S.
01:00:16¡Gracias!
01:00:46¡Gracias!
01:01:16Across the length and breadth of the nation,
01:01:33the tomatoes continue on their rampage of wanton destruction,
01:01:38burning, pillaging, raping.
01:01:46Let's shoot it from over there, huh, Bill?
01:02:00Come on over here, lady.
01:02:02Stand by over here for just a minute, huh?
01:02:03Okay, don't go away.
01:02:06We start with a tight shot, huh, Bill?
01:02:08Tell me when you're ready.
01:02:10Don't run off.
01:02:11Across this great nation, almost everyone has been affected in one way or another
01:02:19by this terrible tomato onslaught.
01:02:21Mrs. Williams, I understand your husband is missing.
01:02:23Yes, he is.
01:02:23Do you think he's dead?
01:02:24Will you miss him?
01:02:26Will you marry again?
01:02:27What if he's laying in a ditch somewhere, with both his legs broken, calling your name?
01:02:32You will have to find another man, you know.
01:02:33You're no spring chicken.
01:02:34What are you going to do, Mrs. Williams?
01:02:38Can you answer my question?
01:02:40Please look into the camera, Mrs. Williams.
01:02:41Get away, Ray!
01:02:42Get away from me!
01:02:44But your house is...
01:02:45Last night's crushing military defeat may spell the end for humanity.
01:02:49The shattered remnants of a once-proud civilization
01:02:53play scattered amidst crushed spirits and broken bodies.
01:02:57Lawlessness is rampant, panic stalks the streets,
01:03:00and personal grooming habits have reached an all-time low.
01:03:04Lawlessness is rampant, panic stalks the streets,
01:03:07and the
01:03:33No, no, no.
01:04:03No, no, no.
01:04:33No, no, no, no.
01:05:03No, no, no.
01:05:33No, no, no.
01:06:03No, no, no.
01:06:33No, no, no.
01:07:03No, no, no.
01:07:33No, no, no.
01:08:03No, no, no.
01:08:33No, no, no.
01:08:35No, no, no.
01:08:37No, no, no.
01:08:38No, no, no.
01:08:40No, no, no, no.
01:08:42No, no, no, no.
01:08:44No, no, no.
01:08:46No, no.
01:08:48No, no.
01:08:50No, no, no.
01:08:52No, no, no.
01:08:54No, no, no, no.
01:08:56No, no, no.
01:08:58No, no, no, no.
01:09:00No, no, no, no.
01:09:02No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:04No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:08No, no, no.
01:09:10No, no.
01:09:12No, no, no, no.
01:09:14No te daré respuestas a otras personas, a otras preguntas.
01:09:20Las respuestas serán mis.
01:09:23Las preguntas serán mis.
01:09:26Todo será mis.
01:09:29Será glorioso, Dixon.
01:09:33Es demasiado malo que no estarás aquí para verlo.
01:09:36¿Qué te hace pensar que puedes controlar estos tomates mejor que nadie más?
01:09:42Preguntas, preguntas.
01:09:45¿Tú has perdido tu llamada?
01:09:48Mr. Dixon, ¿tienes tenido la comida?
01:09:52Aquí.
01:09:54Ten una tomatea.
01:09:56No te preocupes.
01:09:58Es realmente muy pequeño y muy peligroso.
01:10:02Es de mi jardín.
01:10:06Puedes decir que estoy en relación con mis tomates.
01:10:13No te preocupes.
01:10:14No te preocupes.
01:10:16No te preocupes.
01:10:18No te preocupes.
01:10:33pero al menos,
01:10:35debo elegir mi liderazgo
01:10:37sobre la opción del contrario.
01:10:41Es mi momento.
01:10:43Pero, señor Dixon,
01:10:45me preocupa que estos son los últimos momentos.
01:10:47¿Vale?
01:10:49Pero, señor Dixon,
01:10:51me preocupa que estos son los últimos momentos.
01:10:53¿Vale?
01:10:55Muy confiante para un hombre que ha fallado twice.
01:10:57¿Tres veces?
01:10:59Pero ¿quién es?
01:11:01Pero ¿quién es?
01:11:03No creo que lo puede hacer.
01:11:05Dixon, tal vez lo haces.
01:11:07No he matado a un hombre antes.
01:11:11Pero tal vez lo haces.
01:11:13¿Quién es?
01:11:15¿Quién es?
01:11:19UPS, un paquete.
01:11:21¡Vamos!
01:11:23¡Vamos!
01:11:25¡Vamos!
01:11:31¡Vamos!
01:11:41¡Vamos!
01:11:43¡Vamos!
01:11:45¡Vamos!
01:11:47¡Vamos!
01:11:49Cuéntame cómo lo ha hecho.
01:11:51¿En serio?
01:11:53¿Cómo melodramático?
01:11:56Muy bien.
01:11:58Es muy sencillo.
01:12:00Allí lo que hago es...
01:12:11Real bad apple, señor.
01:12:12Es una buena cosa que tenemos.
01:12:19¡Miller! ¡Miller!
01:12:33¡Miller!
01:12:35¡No, no, no!
01:13:05¡Gracias!
01:13:35¡Gracias!
01:14:05¡Gracias!
01:14:27¡I've got it! ¡I've got it!
01:14:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:15:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:15:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:17:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:17:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:37¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:41¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:43¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:49¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:51¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:18:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:18:59¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:19:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:19:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:19:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:19:09Lois
01:19:11Mason
01:19:12Lois
01:19:13Lois
01:19:16Lois
01:19:17Mason
01:19:39The first time I saw you, I hated your guts. I fell through a love for cigarette cuts. But now that I've touched you, I always will love you.
01:20:07My love for you will never dim until all the fish can swim. The first time I saw you was such a thrill to me. I felt your nose tickle my knee.
01:20:28For love will be classy like Timmy and Lassie. And I know that you'll never mind until the very end of time.
01:20:44I know that you'll never mind until the very end of time.
01:20:46I can't stand there.
01:20:48I know that you'll never mind until the very end of time. I can't stand there. I know that you'll never mind until the very end of time.
01:20:52No, no, no, no.
01:21:22All right, you guys.
01:21:36They've gone now.
01:21:52They've gone now.
01:22:22They've gone now.
01:22:52They've gone now.
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